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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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BECKER:
Hold it.
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Take me back.
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I'm really hurting here.
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John? What's going on?
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Help me, man.
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Hey, hey, 3.50.
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Three-fifty?
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We only went 20 yards.
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And back. Three-fifty.
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Yeah, yeah, here's
the stupid money.
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And, uh, let me
give you a tip too.
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Why don't you buy one of those
pine-tree air fresheners?
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And hang it around your neck!
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Yeah, there you--
Ow, ow, ow!
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Hey, you okay?
Jeez.
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I'm doing a lot worse
than I thought.
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Help me inside, will you?
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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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Hurry up, Margaret. Get me
a cigarette. I'm dying here.
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Oh, I'm gonna go
to hell for this, John.
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You can't smoke in a hospital.
Yeah, right.
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You couldn't get high
in my freshman dorm either.
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Open the window
for me, will you?
Oh.
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All right, I'll fire this up.
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You watch the door.
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Mm. Oh, God, yes. Mm.
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( clears throat )
Hey, relax, will you?
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I'm blowing it
out the window.
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Smoking in a hospital.
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You're an even bigger
ass than I thought.
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She brought them.
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Look, I can explain. I--
Oh, it's okay.
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I know how he can be.
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Give me that.
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Here.
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( Becker groans )
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So it appears I was right
about you not being ready
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to leave the hospital.
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I wouldn't mind
hearing an apology.
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Ha!
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He owes me one.
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He owes everybody one.
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Oh, all right.
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It's not inconceivable
that your assessment
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of my medical condition,
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both from a physical
and emotional standpoint,
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was not entirely,
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and only inasmuch as it
applies to last night,
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without merit.
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Even without a cigarette,
he's still blowing smoke.
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A-All right. You--
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You were right.
I was wrong.
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Now, when do I
get out of here?
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In a few days.
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It'll be at least a week
before you can go back to work.
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What?
Oh, relax, John.
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I already called
the referral agency,
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and they're sending someone
over to fill in for you.
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No, you can't replace me
with just anybody.
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My patients trust me.
They know me.
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They certainly do.
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The police are checking them
out as possible suspects.
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Well, I-I--
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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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You're late.
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I have lived in New York
my whole life,
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and I thought that
I had seen it all.
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But this morning, there was
a cow on the subway tracks.
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What happened?
Now, uh-uh.
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Eww.
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Is the new doctor here yet?
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Yes. His name is Dr. Clark,
and he's so nice.
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He's not like
Dr. Becker at all.
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He seems to actually
like people.
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Well, the agency gave him
very high marks.
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You know, he's a retired
pediatrician.
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Oh, Dr. Clark,
this is Margaret Wyborn.
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Oh, yes, we spoke
on the phone.
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Nice to meet you, doctor.
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So here comes
the big brave boy.
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Now, this nice lady is gonna run
a little test on your tinkle.
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So we can make
your boo-boo all better.
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Now here's your lolly.
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Uh, yeah.
I gotta be going.
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Call me if you have
any problems making doody.
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Cute kid.
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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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Hey!
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Anybody out there?
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I've been waiting here
for hours.
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Hey!
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The man across the hall
came out of an eight-year coma
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to ask that
you please shut up.
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I've been waiting
for a wheelchair,
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but apparently the nurses
are all too busy
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neglecting other patients.
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Actually, they're busy
planning a party
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in honor of your leaving.
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Which means that
as of this moment,
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you are officially
no longer my patient.
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Free at last.
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Sorry I'm late, Becker.
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They set up a big sheet cake
at the nurses' desk,
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and I stopped and had a piece.
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Stop flapping your lips.
Get my stuff and let's go.
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Why exactly did you
save his life?
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Had to. Took an oath.
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Why'd you volunteer
to take him home?
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Had to. Lost a coin toss.
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Come on, Becker, let's go.
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Goodbye, Dr. Becker.
Stay healthy.
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Please.
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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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Is the new doctor here yet?
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He just called
from his cell phone,
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and I think
he's on his way.
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You're not sure?
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The connection was really bad,
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and I couldn't quite understand
what he was saying.
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Oh, hello, doctor.
Hello.
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I'm Margaret, the office
manager, and this is Linda.
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( foreign accent ):
Ah, yes.
Thank you very much.
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( speaking in
foreign language )
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Excuse me?
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( chuckles )
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( speaking in
foreign language )
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( laughs )
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( both chuckle )
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Yeah, yeah.
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Linda, could you
help him with that?
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( whispers ):
Help him with what?
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All right, I'll try.
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Uh, let's go
into Dr. Becker's office.
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If you see anything
you want, just point.
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( speaks in foreign language )
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It should have been
a clue when he didn't have
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a vowel in his name.
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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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( Indian music playing
on stereo nearby )
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Hey, foreign guy!
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Do you really
like that music,
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or is it just the thrill
of having electricity?
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Moron.
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( music stops )
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( woman moaning upstairs )
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Oh, man, they're at it again.
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WOMAN ( upstairs ):
Oh, Vinny.
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Oh, Vinny!
( mouthing words )
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Oh! Vinny!
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Oh, come on!
Nobody's that good!
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( baby crying nearby )
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Oh, you happy, Vinny?
You woke the baby again.
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( knock on door )
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Oh, crap.
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Stop banging on my door.
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I'm not buying any of
your damn cookies.
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( crying )
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Oh, come on, come on.
What--?
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If only I'd run that fast
when we first met.
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Boo.
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Neighbors getting
on your nerves?
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Unbelievable.
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I've never been here
during the day.
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I mean, these people
are animals.
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They should be
living in trees.
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( saxophone playing off-key
nearby )
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Oh, see?
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Kenny G's idiot cousin.
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Hey. You know,
you practice all day,
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and you still sound like crap!
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Shut up!
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( music stops )
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What did you do,
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bring me another one of
your lousy burgers?
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No, I came over because I was
feeling too good about myself.
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I'm gonna go
wash my hands.
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Why?
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Have you been
in your elevator lately?
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( knock on door )
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Oh. Damn kid.
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What?
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Oh, it's you.
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I was expecting
a little girl.
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Well, I'll be out
of your way in a minute.
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I just happened to be
in the neighborhood,
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so I thought I'd see
how you're doing.
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Yeah, uh...
Well, come on in.
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( stomps on ground )
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Nice place.
Sort of Early Crime Scene.
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It's messy,
but it's clean.
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There is a cockroach
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the size of my fist
in your bathroom.
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So step on it.
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I did. That just
made it angry.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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All right, fine.
You two chat.
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I've been dying to kill
something all day.
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Gee, I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
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No, I just came by
to drop off his lunch.
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Um, look, I don't mean
to be nosy,
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but, uh, I saw you
at the hospital a lot,
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and of course now
I'm seeing you here.
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And, uh, I was just wondering
if you and he are...?
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Oh, me and Becker?
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No. God, no.
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I mean, how low would
your self-esteem have to be
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to get involved with--
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Oh.
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Oh!
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Well, not that a nice,
normal woman couldn't--
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No, it's okay, it's okay.
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It's just that he's--
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I mean, he...
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I'm not really sure
what's wrong with me either.
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( door closes )
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Couldn't kill it
either, could you?
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Not without backup.
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Well, I'll see you later,
Becker.
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Nice to see you, Dr. Carson.
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Good luck.
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I guess.
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BECKER:
Bye-bye.
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What can I say?
The sex isn't that good,
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but I need
the money for school.
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So I don't get it.
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I thought we were officially
through with each other.
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We are.
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So?
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So...
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Well, the last couple of days
I've been thinking about
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how unpleasant it was
having you as my patient.
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How you questioned
my every decision,
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how we fought constantly,
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and how I never once
walked out of your room
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without feeling so angry
I just wanted to strangle you.
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Well, I don't
entirely miss that.
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What?
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Look, we're not teenagers,
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so there's no reason
to be cute or coy.
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00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:10,434
There's no reason we can't
handle this like adults.
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I like you.
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Do you like me?
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( mellow theme playing )
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( upbeat blues theme playing )
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Well, I just asked
if you liked me.
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If you have to think about it,
I guess I have my answer.
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No, no, wait a minute.
I'm just surprised, that's all.
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I mean, I never thought of you
thinking of me in that way.
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I mean, I--
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I guess I noticed
that you were sort of bright
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and not really
unattractive, but...
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Only I figured you hated me,
so why bring it up.
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Is that a yes?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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Now what?
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Well, we could, uh,
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I don't know,
go out to dinner or...
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I thought I wasn't supposed
to go out for a week.
262
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,326
That's what you said.
263
00:12:10,662 --> 00:12:12,964
Well, we could always
have dinner...
264
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,232
...here.
265
00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:18,001
Oh.
266
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,002
All right.
267
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,138
Yeah.
268
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,305
How about Friday?
269
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,540
I'm on call.
270
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,174
Saturday?
On call.
271
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,409
Sunday?
272
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,312
Niece's birthday party.
Then I'm on call.
273
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,682
Hey, you wanna help me out here?
This was your idea.
274
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,351
Well, you could offer me
some coffee now.
275
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,920
Yeah, I could
if I had some.
276
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,623
Uh, you know, wait a minute.
I got an idea.
277
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,626
Uh, wanna split a hamburger?
278
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,194
Love to.
( pager beeps )
279
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,429
Oh, don't tell me.
Are you on call?
280
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,199
Look, you were doing okay.
Don't be a jerk.
281
00:12:49,434 --> 00:12:52,036
You know, actually I'm relieved.
I hate first dates.
282
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,271
All that
getting-to-know-you crap.
283
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,674
Yeah, yeah,
it's a real drag.
284
00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:00,778
Uh, look, why don't you
give me a French fry,
285
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,412
we can call this
our first date.
286
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,182
Then it'll be over.
Cool.
287
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:09,253
I just saved,
like, 80 bucks.
288
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,358
This was real nice.
289
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,826
Yeah.
290
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:18,229
Yeah, we'll have to do this
again sometime soon.
291
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,963
Yeah.
292
00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:26,103
I'll call you.
293
00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:31,341
( upbeat blues theme playing )
294
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,346
DOCTOR:
Now remember, Mrs. Pinzik,
295
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,546
even if you start
to feel better,
296
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:39,350
I want you to finish all
the antibiotic, okay?
297
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,285
It was very nice to meet you.
298
00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:44,922
Nice woman.
299
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,490
Just give me a moment,
and, uh,
300
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,059
send the next
patient back, okay?
301
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,393
BOTH:
Okay.
302
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,831
( upbeat blues theme playing )
303
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,609
BECKER: Hi.
Fasten your seat belt.
304
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,411
You're in for one hell
of a romantic evening.
305
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,313
( chuckles )
306
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,983
Go on, go on, go on.
307
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,517
Get back
in your cave, will you?
308
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:16,020
Check this out.
309
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,923
The Jake First Date
Experience In A Bag.
310
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:22,526
Got some lobster fettuccine,
tiramisu, linen tablecloth,
311
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,696
scented candles
and Miles Davis,
312
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,299
a man I like to call
the Closer.
313
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,400
( woman moaning upstairs )
314
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:33,303
Oh, great,
it's "Oh, Vinny" time.
315
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:34,371
The couple upstairs.
316
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:37,608
WOMAN: Oh, Vinny!
It never stops.
317
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,810
All right, Vinny.
318
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:45,783
Come on, Vinny,
even a train stops.
319
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,518
Hey, look, John, if you
hammer on people like that
320
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,054
when Liz is here,
she's gonna take a cab on you.
321
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,888
Ah, she saw how I was
at the hospital.
322
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,256
Yeah, but,
John, all right.
323
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:55,826
If you want this woman to like
you, you have to show her
324
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,762
the nice Becker,
the romantic Becker.
325
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,630
You know, the pretend Becker.
326
00:15:00,832 --> 00:15:03,167
You got a problem with
your neighbors, work it out.
327
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,801
You know, talk to them,
write them a note.
328
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,504
( saxophone plays
off-key nearby )
329
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,871
You know something?
You're right.
330
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,641
Hey, give me a break,
will you, butt-head!
331
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:16,113
Yeah, a nice little polite note.
That's a good idea.
332
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:17,481
Forget what I said.
333
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,982
A bottle of chloroform
and a rope
334
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,451
couldn't keep that woman here.
335
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,618
See you later.
336
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:25,589
( upbeat blues theme playing )
337
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,760
Thank you, Mr. Franklin.
338
00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,632
Well, that was
the last patient.
339
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,500
How do I look?
340
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:39,036
Not subtle.
341
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,006
Good. I wanna look my best
for Doctor Iverson.
342
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,976
He's single, he's a Libra,
and he's never been arrested.
343
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,478
How do you know all that?
344
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,480
I engaged him
in conversation.
345
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,648
And I listened.
346
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,852
Thank you, Cosmo.
347
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,154
Well, okay, but don't
do anything to ruin this.
348
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,589
He's the last available
doctor the agency has.
349
00:16:00,992 --> 00:16:04,061
Thanks for a great day,
ladies. Good night.
350
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:07,998
( mellow blues theme playing )
351
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:16,173
( upbeat blues theme playing )
352
00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,510
( knock on door )
353
00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:25,716
Hi.
354
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,051
Hi.
355
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:30,020
Uh, why don't you come on in?
356
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,328
You didn't have to go
to all this trouble.
357
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,796
Oh, neither did you.
358
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,432
I mean, what
I meant is, uh,
359
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,400
I didn't expect you
to look so good.
360
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:47,904
Thank you.
Yeah.
361
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:50,407
Uh, why don't you
go ahead and have a seat?
362
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:00,351
So...
363
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,018
So...
364
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,122
Oh, I love chardonnay.
365
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,624
That's what I got.
366
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:11,195
Oh. Sorry.
367
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:17,735
You don't do this
very much, do you?
368
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,237
Not since my last divorce.
369
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,606
How many times
have you been married?
370
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,141
Twice.
371
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,342
You?
372
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,544
Once.
373
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,912
Any kids?
374
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,980
Just my ex-husband.
375
00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:31,748
Hm.
376
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,719
Any hobbies?
377
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,987
Smoking.
378
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:40,591
You?
379
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,926
Baseball.
380
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:42,927
Really?
381
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:44,295
Mets or Yankees?
382
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,596
Hey, I'm a real New Yorker.
383
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,098
So whichever one
has a shot, hm?
384
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,932
Exactly. Ha-ha.
( laughs )
385
00:17:50,468 --> 00:17:52,503
We're doing all right.
Yeah, yeah.
386
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,839
This isn't nearly as horrible
as I thought it would be.
387
00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:57,875
Thank you.
388
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,211
Yeah, I'm actually
kind of having fun.
389
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,879
Me too.
390
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:02,913
( knock on door )
391
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,081
Go away!
392
00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:09,620
Please.
393
00:18:10,288 --> 00:18:12,389
( knocking on door )
394
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:13,591
Uh...
395
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,326
Hold on
a second, will you?
396
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,527
What?
397
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,829
Listen, Becker,
I got your little note.
398
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,664
And if you think we're only
gonna have sex
399
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:24,101
when it's convenient
for you. Think again.
400
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,269
Jerk.
401
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,970
( door closes )
402
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,473
I-I can explain.
403
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,275
You don't owe me
any explanations.
404
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,810
No, no, see,
it's just that she likes
405
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,545
to have sex
in the afternoon.
406
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,846
And you don't.
407
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,681
No, no, it's-- It's--
408
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,450
The problem is she's kind of
a screamer, so--
409
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,684
( knocking on door )
410
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,419
Hold that thought,
will you?
411
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,388
Hey, look, I got something going
here. What do you--
412
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,890
You don't like the baby crying,
you do something about it.
413
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,260
You're the one
responsible for this.
414
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,629
Does she know
about the other one?
415
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,063
Oh, I can explain
this too. You see--
416
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,367
Did you tell my son
you were gonna kill Barney?
417
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,002
Oh, all right, yes.
418
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,771
His brother's name is Barney.
419
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,005
Oh, I--
420
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,608
No, I meant I was gonna kill
Barney the Dinosaur.
421
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,043
( crying )
422
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,878
You actually said that?
423
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,547
Like that's a bad idea?
424
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,848
( baby and boy crying )
Hey, hey,
425
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,418
I teach saxophone
to pay my rent.
426
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,654
He wants to throw me out
on the street.
427
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,455
You teach?
I mean, you suck.
428
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,823
You gotta be
kidding me.
429
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,358
Maybe I should come back
another time.
430
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,427
No, no, no, don't,
don't go anywhere. Please.
431
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,595
See, this is their fault.
432
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,430
No, hey, shut up
for a second, will you?
433
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,432
See, the thing is,
they were bothering me,
434
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,601
so I wrote them all nice
polite little notes--
435
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:31,935
MAN:
Polite?
436
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:33,837
Mine was struck to
the door with a knife.
437
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,071
No.
Oh...
438
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,340
That's-- You know,
439
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,442
I tried to be nice to you
people. I really have.
440
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,976
But there's just
no living with you.
441
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,978
You're a bunch of loud,
selfish, inconsiderate,
442
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,015
mouth-breathing,
knuckle-dragging imbeciles.
443
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,217
And if I left anyone out,
I'm sorry.
444
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,686
( all grumbling )
445
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,155
Hold on, hold on,
people, give him a break.
446
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,989
He's on
a lot of medication.
447
00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:55,325
Oh, please,
don't listen to her.
448
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:57,428
She's just another
one of his whores.
449
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,729
( gasps )
450
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,064
He's got prostitutes
coming and going all day.
451
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:04,268
Women and men.
Hello!
452
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,136
( all chattering )
453
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,341
Go on, get out of here.
454
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,776
Get out of here.
Go on. Go on. Hey.
455
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,245
Hey, hey, watch
the door, Ironside.
456
00:20:18,049 --> 00:20:19,416
BECKER:
Oh, jeez.
457
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:22,285
All right, all right, look,
you wanted to get to know me.
458
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,188
This is me,
you know.
459
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,457
Look, I-I like you,
but I can't pretend
460
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,459
to be somebody else
just for the sake
461
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,129
of a relationship which,
if history's taught me anything,
462
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:34,264
is not gonna go
anywhere anyway.
463
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,768
It was worth a shot,
but you know, you--
464
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,571
You still have most
of your looks left.
465
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,772
You know, if you wanna--
466
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,107
If you wanna move on,
467
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,842
you know,
n-no hard feel--
468
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:57,287
Boy,
469
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,789
you must really be
screwed up.
470
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:02,692
( upbeat blues theme playing )
471
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:08,465
( upbeat blues theme playing )
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