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-Buddy?
-I can't breathe.
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-Are you okay? Do you need a doctor?
-Everything hurts.
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-Yes.
-He doesn't need a doctor.
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-He's exercising.
-Exercising?
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That doesn't look healthy.
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This is not about health, it's about sexy.
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And whoever wants to be sexy
has to suffer!
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-He's definitely suffering here.
-Are we done yet?
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-I think he's done for now.
-He's overcoming his performance limit.
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Hartmut, I'm very proud of you.
Push your arms through.
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The pelvis does not touch the ground!
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We're at three. Still at three.
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-He's in pain.
-He wants it that way!
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And his wife wants it, too.
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Gravity is for losers!
Are you a loser, Hartmut?
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Is it normal for him to sweat like that?
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He isn't sweating, he's crying.
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-Have you ever tried laughter yoga?
-Very funny.
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I just mean,
if you keep going, then he will...
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Now listen, you weirdo.
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This man pays a shitload
of money for me to optimize his body.
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That doesn't work with footbaths.
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So it would be very nice
of you to let me do my job!
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-Yes?
-Understood.
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Just one question,
so he pays to suffer like that?
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Yes, yes. Crazy.
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-Maniacs.
-Back to the push-ups!
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VIKTOR
DELIVERS
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Hi. Thanks for being
available at short notice.
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How do you look?
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What are you wearing?
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-I'm supposed to fix a washing machine.
-Yes, Dad, but not professionally.
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The washing machine
doesn't care. Now drive.
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-Whoa, then at least take off your vest.
-Why?
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-What? Do you like it?
-Yes. It's practical. What's that now?
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Are you suddenly embarrassed about
our work clothes? That's our identity!
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Here! I designed that myself.
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What's there to laugh about?
Well, if that's the case,
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if you're ashamed in front of
your girlfriend, then let me out.
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I got better things to do!
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-And this is where she lives?
-Yes. She lives and works here.
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-Interesting.
-Yes.
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Yes. So, quickly in and out.
Don't break anything, okay?
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Do you think
she needs an extended warranty?
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Absolutely not.
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-And that's your decision now, or what?
-Yes.
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I thought you're in favor of equality.
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No extended warranty.
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-She must be an oppressed little mouse.
-Don't say little mouse!
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Hello, relax. Women like me,
especially young women.
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Never mind.
Maybe we should just forget about it.
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You know your dad.
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I can be charming, too.
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Mika! Ruby is in the sauna.
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-Okay. Take it easy, don't touch anything.
-Definitely not.
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-And no stupid comments, okay?
-Sure.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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Yes. I brought someone along.
It's just a little faster with two people.
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Okay. Hello.
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I'm happy to meet you.
My son told me so much about you.
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You're the father? You didn't say.
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-You didn't...
-Yes.
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-What was I supposed to say?
-That's...
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That's your dad? Then you
must have a very pretty mom.
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I think we look very much alike. Right?
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-No.
-Yes.
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-No.
-Yes.
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No, right?
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Well, I have my mom's fingers.
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-Yes?
-Yes, pianist fingers.
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-Says my mother.
-More like contrabass fingers.
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-No, pianist fingers.
-Tuba?
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Piano.
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If it were a piano
it would need quite wide keys.
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-Leave it!
-So they would...
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Does the washing machine
have a bigger issue?
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No, nonsense. No way, it's...
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Holy shit.
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-What?
-Well, Micha, what did you do?
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I expertly opened it and here...
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-Watched a YouTube tutorial. Okay.
-Hey, I watched two.
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I'm sorry, but this thing is junk.
It's ready to be thrown out.
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Really?
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There's nothing you can do about it?
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Well, I don't know,
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but maybe with a lot of skill and
good luck you could maybe...
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That would be amazing.
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You could name
the 7th wonder after me, no?
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Maybe the 8th.
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I will leave you two to it, okay?
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Sure. And no worries, I will get this
cutie running again. The pro is here now!
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Please never say "cutie."
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She is a cutie. And she smells good.
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-Are you serious?
-I think so.
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It's strange if you say that my girlfriend
smells good. Right...
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Why? She does. She smells like roses.
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-The machine and then get out of here.
-Or lilies. That's it.
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Is everything okay?
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-Yes.
-Now I know...
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Patchouli, is that possible?
The scent? Patchouli, right?
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It's quite warm in here.
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Heat stimulates my creativity.
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Heat expands everything.
That's why I'm not fat, but hot.
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Sure.
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With blood, sweat and tears
you create the exceptional.
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That's passion.
Cut yourself a slice of that.
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I have a question.
Well, you design fashion, right?
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No, I study art.
But the collection is part of my thesis.
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It's about
the ever changing beauty ideals.
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Stay like this.
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-That's beautiful.
-Quite the opposite.
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We created with
morbid obsession a prison of concepts,
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causing physical and psychological damage.
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-I see.
-Only 2% of all women in Germany
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feel beautiful. 2%.
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That's incredibly sad, right?
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-No.
-Yes.
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They should try
to put their beer goggles on,
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just like men. That could help.
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-Sorry.
-Question.
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You're doing that for women.
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But he's a man.
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For the change of perspective.
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Unnatural beauty ideals
for women affect all of us, including men.
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And that's why you put
him in that thing there?
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Yes, exactly.
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Please turn around.
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Good.
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Men are also affected by
this perverse beauty mania.
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I've already been running this morning.
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Yes, after the ice cream truck, huh?
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True, but for men the ideals
change much slower than for women.
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Michelangelo's David
is the ideal man to this day.
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Five hundred years, one trend.
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Michelangelo has always been
my favorite Ninja-Turtle.
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The orange one. Right?
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What many consider beautiful,
can be wiped off easily, right.
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You mean like with bras?
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-No.
-Yes.
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Yes. Because bras
are like bags of chips, no?
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If you buy a bag of chips
it's filled to the brim.
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Then at home,
you open it and half is missing.
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Right?
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Well, women with large breasts are often
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more successful
than men with large breasts.
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That's right. That's true.
I've never looked at it that way.
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My therapist won't believe any of this.
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Is 39 degrees a fever?
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And chills?
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Okay.
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It's warm here.
Maybe you can sweat the virus out.
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What has a heater
got to do with a drain pump?
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They're friends.
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No.
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No, I won't find
a replacement that quickly.
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Deadline is on Monday.
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It's not your fault. Okay.
Get well soon.
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Is everything okay?
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-My second model just cancelled.
-No!
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What now? I have to take the photos today.
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-Deadline is on Monday.
-Can I help?
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You're sweet. But I need a real guy.
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-You see?
-No.
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A man with a physical presence...
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-I don't have a physical presence?
-Yes.
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-But...
-You have nice ears.
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You have other qualities, Michael.
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You are neat.
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-Neat?
-It's important.
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Mika, for my work I need...
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a man who's scarred by life.
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With a certain tragedy
and sadness in his eyes...
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and beyond any vanity...
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What?
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Why are you looking at me?
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What? No! No!
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As much as I'd like to, I'm no...
I have to fix the washing machine.
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You should always
deliver the appliances like that.
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-There'd be a lot of tips.
-I would tip you a lot.
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I used to get great tips.
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-Yes?
-Yes.
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-Back then...
-Turn the arm around.
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-Everything was more beautiful!
-So were you.
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That's quite a lot of knots, no?
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Yes.
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The knots symbolize the paradoxical
problem solving of our society.
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Okay.
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That's a Ruby knot.
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The faster you move, the more it tightens.
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Like a noose.
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If we don't see that
we can't win this battle
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against these
beauty ideals with re-invented
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concepts of beauty... Watch out...
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We will slowly and painfully
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suffocate at our own inability to let go.
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Slowly and painfully.
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Let go. Look relaxed into the camera.
Beautiful.
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-Viktor. A little less tortured.
-Thumbs top. Top.
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Viktor? Maybe...
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No thumbs. Please. No thumbs.
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Now peel yourselves like an onion.
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Evolve yourselves, evolve your own self.
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Yes.
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And with this self-knowledge
you let your heart shine.
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Let it shine! Yes. Who are you?
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Who are you really? You realize
there is this tender green seedling
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that wants to see the light.
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-That's me!
-Let's go.
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Dad, like in the stadium.
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-What?
-In the stadium! Ranks!
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Olé! Olé...
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Very good, Viktor.
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Yes, the knots take your breath away.
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They strangle you. Yes, I love it.
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Keep it up! Stay right there!
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Don't do that with your thumbs.
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-Let's take a break, please.
-Wow. Viktor, amazing! I love it.
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There. Careful, washcloth.
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Well done, Dad.
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Thanks.
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That was quite extreme.
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Yeah, but not as extreme
as our ideals of beauty.
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I just say BBL.
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Do you also watch the basketball league?
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No, BBL stands for Brazilian Butt Lift,
it's a dangerous surgery on your butt.
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-To make it smaller?
-To make it bigger.
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-A bigger butt?
-It's the trend right now.
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For women.
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Just a second. A fat ass is hip?
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-No, not fat.
-Curvy.
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If the flower has a kink,
the butterfly was too big.
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My mom always calls me "butterfly."
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Because I love being outdoors.
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-Hold tight.
-Yes.
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Maybe you want to go
shopping for a bra together.
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For her.
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-What?
-Sure.
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Sure. What are you into? Black? Red?
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I like bright colors, you know?
What does she wear?
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-That's none of your business.
-Red. Definitely. Red.
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-Yeah?
-Sure, with the hair and everything.
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Could we please change the subject?
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-I used to buy lingerie for your mom, too.
-Seriously?
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Thanks for sharing.
Really cool, great, but...
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Once I got one by La Perla,
I believe it was... a nice set.
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A little see-through...
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-and it had at the front such a...
-Stop now.
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Is everything okay?
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{\an8}-Yep, everything's great.
-Great.
252
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,000
{\an8}-Just great.
-Okay, cool.
253
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,680
Well, that works.
254
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,560
What?
255
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:28,040
I won't go shopping for lingerie
for my girlfriend with you. Are you crazy?
256
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,040
Why not?
257
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,400
-Because you're my dad.
-Exactly.
258
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,640
Do you know
she reminds me a lot of your mom?
259
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,960
Boy, I'll shoot myself.
Could you please stop it now?
260
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,480
-Yes.
-No, Mom looks totally different.
261
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,160
-I mean her nature and all.
-Not at all.
262
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:47,400
She does.
Your mom also got so excited about things,
263
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,200
built castles in the air,
wanted to change the world.
264
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,520
-Just like her.
-Ruby isn't crazy.
265
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,440
Nah, she turns knots into clothes.
266
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,960
With the sun, the female energy...
267
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,080
Your mom wanted to
give lectures all over the world.
268
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,440
You know? And now?
269
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,360
A little therapist shack in Munich.
270
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:09,040
I tell you, unrealistic dreams
can really get you down, my son.
271
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,200
Dad?
272
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,520
-Mom has over six million clicks.
-What?
273
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,160
Her TED Talk?
274
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,920
Don't tell me you don't know her lecture
"There's life before death"?
275
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,000
-That...
-It went completely viral.
276
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,600
Your mother went viral?
277
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:31,080
Mom already made her dream come true.
Just a little differently.
278
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,640
How? Your mother has what?
Six million viewers?
279
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,480
Female viewers.
280
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,760
-Female viewers?
-Yes.
281
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,200
They are all women?
282
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,080
-Want to take a look?
-What?
283
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,360
That's amazing.
284
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:47,920
Yes.
285
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,600
That... Now, I am at the...
286
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,640
I don't know.
287
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,880
You took thousands of photos.
288
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,680
I'd say that's not fully symmetrical.
289
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,400
That's what's so great about it.
290
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,040
Well, but symmetry is important.
291
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,440
-Says who?
-If...
292
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:05,480
No, nature.
293
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,160
Well, symmetry is a sign of health.
294
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,840
Everything that is healthy
is seen as biologically beautiful.
295
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,000
We find symmetrical faces so beautiful.
296
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,960
Or would you eat a shriveled apple?
297
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,440
Exactly, I look like a shriveled apple.
298
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,680
-I think I'm hot.
-Yes, you look good.
299
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,360
I like the shriveled apples
from my grandma's garden.
300
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,520
I always use a filter
to make my nose look smaller.
301
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,080
The nose smaller?
302
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:32,680
See?
303
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,320
This digitally engineered symmetry madness
means that no one likes themselves.
304
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,280
-Yes.
-Yes.
305
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,400
Yes. But isn't it
the asymmetrical, the imperfect,
306
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,680
the supposed mistakes,
that make us so unique,
307
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,600
make us memorable.
308
00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,200
Exactly. That is like
Cindy Crawford's mole.
309
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,040
Yes. Or like the
droopy eye of Forest Whitaker.
310
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,360
I'd love to have
Cara Delevingne's eyebrows.
311
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,200
I don't know her.
But the mouth of Julia Roberts...
312
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,360
-That's too big.
-Yes.
313
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,200
Why does Roger Whittaker
have a droopy eye now?
314
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,560
Roger, who?
315
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,400
Roger Whittaker,
he normally wears glasses,
316
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,640
-I've never seen him with a droopy eye.
-Forest Whitaker.
317
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,800
That's a different person. Never mind.
318
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,800
And? Is it working again?
319
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,120
This old lady should be running again.
320
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,640
Let's start laundry right away, Carlos.
321
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,240
See? Fixing things, that is sexy.
322
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,960
I ordered the spare parts.
323
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,400
Mika?
324
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,400
Hey!
325
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:42,840
Are you okay?
326
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,840
There must have been power on it.
327
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,400
Crazy.
328
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,360
-What happened?
-I don't know. There must...
329
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:53,520
I hadn't checked
the cables on the machine yet.
330
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,000
Are you okay?
331
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,640
Nothing happened.
332
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,720
It's okay.
333
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,320
-All good?
-Yes.
334
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,160
And you?
335
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,480
I'm okay.
336
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,280
-Some real shit could have happened.
-Nothing happened.
337
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,000
That was shitty of me. Sorry. It was...
338
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,040
It was my fault.
I didn't check the damn cables.
339
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,920
You always have to check the cables.
340
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,560
Sometimes I feel like everything I do
doesn't make sense anymore.
341
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,760
What do you mean?
342
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,640
Everything.
343
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,440
Deliver, install, fix...
If there even is anything to fix.
344
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,480
I thought you liked your job.
345
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,560
Maybe your mom was right.
346
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,640
Mom?
347
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,880
Why Mom?
348
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,240
Your mom always said to me,
349
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,240
"Viktor,
350
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:36,520
"go back to school, get your high school
diploma, study mechanical engineering."
351
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,080
That's what I wanted to do then.
352
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,880
But I just wanted to make money.
353
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:41,800
Fast.
354
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,080
I thought your mother, she...
355
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,320
She's a dreamer.
356
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,800
Your mother...
357
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,320
She has six million viewers online
and went viral.
358
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,200
Female viewers.
359
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,280
Yes, right.
360
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,040
Well, and I sometimes wonder...
361
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,320
Maybe she was right. Not me.
362
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,320
Do you remember my red sled?
363
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,320
With a steering wheel?
364
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,320
I think I was four or something.
365
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,160
I really wanted it,
but it was damn expensive.
366
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,520
That was the Ferrari among the sleds.
367
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,080
Yes, but I got it anyway.
368
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,200
-For Christmas.
-Yes.
369
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,440
But there was no snow all winter, right?
370
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,880
Yes, true, but...
371
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,880
What did you do?
372
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,960
What did I do?
373
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,320
You built a ramp for me out of wood.
374
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,880
Mounted some rollers under the sled so...
375
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,720
So I could speed down it all the time.
376
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,520
-True, that's what I did, right?
-Yes.
377
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,280
I did that.
378
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,760
You always have ideas.
379
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,240
I don't know much about art...
380
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,320
I just wanted to say
I think it's great what you're doing.
381
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,680
I mean it.
382
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,640
Good luck with the final exam, okay?
383
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,080
-Thank you. You really saved me.
-My pleasure.
384
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,320
Have you ever thought
about an extended warranty?
385
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,680
What?
386
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,080
-No.
-No?
387
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,680
-No?
-No.
388
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,320
No, she doesn't need
an extended warranty, Michael.
389
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,320
She...
390
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,560
has you.
391
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,200
And me.
392
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,080
Excuse me.
393
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,440
May I borrow your vest?
394
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,800
Let's get some beers, okay?
395
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,800
Let's put the beer goggles on.
396
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,680
-You did really well.
-Yes?
397
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,200
Yes, I used to...
I used to be a model, too.
398
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,480
-Really?
-I did a photo love story for a magazine.
399
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,000
"The new guy in class Ten B."
400
00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,240
I might still have it at home.
401
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,320
I was the new guy.
402
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,240
{\an8}...MEANWHILE IN
BERLIN-KRUMME LANKE
403
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:18,280
{\an8}Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
404
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,680
Your kingdom come.
405
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,400
Your will be done
406
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,040
as in heaven, so on earth
407
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,240
and in my garden.
408
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,680
So please send me
quickly the robot lawnmower X9000.
409
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:34,080
With electric cutting
height adjustment, LED headlights
410
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,800
and multi-zone management,
411
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,040
so that the weed chaos
finally comes to an end
412
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,400
and so that I don't waste
my earthly time mowing the lawn.
413
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,560
But praise your name.
414
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,040
Amen.
415
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,000
TOMORROW IS NOT PROMISED
416
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,280
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