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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:10,360 You got in, then you can get out again. 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:12,880 -That one wasn't there then. -There is space. 3 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,960 No. If it beeps long, there's no more space. 4 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,200 If it goes "beep, beep" then there is space. 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:19,720 Please for once believe me. 6 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,640 Why have a parking aid if you ignore it? 7 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,120 We don't ignore it, we acknowledge it. There. 8 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,400 This is a distance meter. It measures the distance. 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,840 Michael, just drive. 10 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:32,680 Okay. You know what? Fine, I'll just drive. Your responsibility. 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,440 Great. You hit it, you noticed it, right? 12 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,760 -You just told me that I should drive! -There was space. 13 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,440 Shit, we really should have left a note. 14 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,640 -There was nothing. -There was a dent. 15 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,720 -No, it was maybe a bit of dirt. -No, we have a responsibility. 16 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:58,040 Yes, we do. And that means not spending more than 30 minutes 17 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,400 -with the customer today, okay? -So we can finally be more efficient. 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,720 You got it, but also because Hertha is playing. 19 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:05,880 Oh God. 20 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,520 VICTOR DELIVERS 21 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,200 That's the bell here, right? 22 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,840 No idea. 23 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,480 Hello? 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,280 Please touch the scan field. 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,880 No, now it turned red. 26 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,440 Well, sorry. 27 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:34,840 Come on. 28 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,240 Nothing happened. 29 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,200 No bell. 30 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,520 Hello? 31 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,920 I hate this shit. 32 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,280 Please change the finger. 33 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,560 -Please change the finger. -I did. 34 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,160 Please change the finger. 35 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,760 Hello? 36 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,360 -Hello? -You've got mail. 37 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,600 Well, that'll be fun. 38 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,880 Shit! 39 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:38,600 Michael, listen carefully. If I say, "Give me the screwdriver," 40 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,280 then you act stupid. 41 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:42,680 -What? -That's my boy. 42 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,680 -"Easy Smart Home Controller." -Yes, as if "easy." I hate this shit. 43 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,440 If we're unlucky, it will take hours to set up. 44 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,640 If it causes us problems, we'll turn it into an R-17 and bye. 45 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:57,880 And what is an R-17 is? 46 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,160 Defective device returned to the manufacturer and replaced. 47 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,840 Hi, Viktor Brings It. We got your smart home controller. 48 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,920 You are on time. 49 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,160 We are always on time. 50 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,480 I thought you'd be at least an hour late. 51 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,040 Punctual technicians. You can't rely on anything anymore. 52 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,040 Come in, come. 53 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,240 Entrance door locked. 54 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,960 The door will open again, right? 55 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,920 Well then, let's get started. Where is it? 56 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,120 Who? 57 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,440 The router. We just have to get to it to replace the controller, 58 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,680 -it'll be quick. -Quick? 59 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,080 Yes, the new controller uses Thread. 60 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,080 Thread is a wireless standard for IoT products. 61 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,080 This means the devices can be connected faster and easier. 62 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,320 -Exactly. -I thought it would be really complicated. 63 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,000 No, it's pretty easy now. Where is it then? 64 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:03,440 Who? 65 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,800 The router? 66 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,280 I think it's in the back of the living room. 67 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,280 -You think? -Yes. 68 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,480 Yes. I think it's behind the cupboard. 69 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,600 A fat smart home but don't know that? 70 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,560 This isn't my "fat smart home." 71 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,960 -You don't live here? -Of course not. 72 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,760 -You aren't Mr. Deubner? -No. 73 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,120 Okay. 74 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,160 Then you are a friend? 75 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,560 -No. -A neighbor? 76 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,560 No. 77 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,040 -Brother? -No. 78 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,720 -Brother-in-law? -Work colleague? 79 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,640 No. 80 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,880 Are you maybe his sister? 81 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,920 There are way more non-cis people than we think. 82 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,920 But you know Mr. Deubner? 83 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:43,360 No. 84 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:45,880 Okay. 85 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,880 So, you are... 86 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:50,680 I'm a waiting pro. 87 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,920 Sure, so you're particularly good at... 88 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,120 -Waiting. -Waiting. 89 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,240 Waiting. 90 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,640 You can book me. Via app. 91 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:12,920 Via app? 92 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:18,120 Well, unfortunately, I don't have a fax. 93 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,360 Cool, and then you get paid to wait? 94 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,040 You said the router is in the other room, right? 95 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,200 I go to town hall for you and wait for your new ID card. 96 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,960 I wait for the technician who comes between 9 am and 4 pm. If he comes. 97 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,880 And of course, I wait in the post office lines and hand in return packages. 98 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,640 A waiting pro, huh? 99 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,120 It's amazing what's out there. 100 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,480 Well, at least you can always sit in the line, right? 101 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,680 And this makes money? 102 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,120 I have two employees. These days, we have everything except time. 103 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:51,560 Available time is the new luxury. And that's how I make my money. 104 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,960 Smart cleaning activated. 105 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,120 My prof says, "We have less time than our grandparents did." 106 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,200 -That's because of these things. -Why? 107 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,480 You have your drill, I have my cell phone. 108 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:04,560 -That's the same thing. -No, it's not. 109 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,680 My drill doesn't call me all the time and want to get information from me. 110 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,160 That's the problem with these things. Everything has to be instant. 111 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,720 You can check stuff straightaway, do an update, 112 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,960 you can order a thousand things straightaway. 113 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,400 Understood. Ordering process for missing products is activated for right now. 114 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,200 -Quantity: 1,000. -That's not good. 115 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,240 Butter, 1,000 ordered. 116 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,080 Pack of ten organic eggs, 1,000 ordered. Oat milk, 1,000 ordered. 117 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,400 -Abort! -Understood! 118 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,920 Abort smart cleaning. 119 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,440 Abort ordering process. 120 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,960 Champagne, 1,000 bottles ordered. 121 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,760 -It'll be a great party. -Mayonnaise, 1,000 ordered. 122 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,480 Tofu schnitzel, 1,000 ordered. 123 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,160 Quinoa, 1,000 kilograms... 124 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:47,640 There. 125 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:53,720 He said it right? 126 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,280 Emergency power activated. 127 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,600 {\an8} -Update necessary. -Shut up! 128 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,520 Pull! 129 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,000 What do you think I'm doing? Yoga or something? 130 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:09,720 This can't be real. Stop, stop, wait. Both of us, on three. 131 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,680 -Okay. -One, 132 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,120 -two, three. -Two, three. 133 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:19,760 What's in there? 134 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,760 -No idea. -Stones or something? 135 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,440 Let's look. 136 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,600 Stones. 137 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,960 Crazy. 138 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,840 Cool! Hey, I think that's a meteorite. 139 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,800 -They cost a lot of money. -Nonsense. That's a sauna stone. 140 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,240 So if anything, it's a volcanic stone. 141 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,640 Volcano, meteorite, sauna, I don't care. 142 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,040 Fact is, this thing weighs a ton. 143 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,040 Well, maybe he has a winch on his wheelchair. 144 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,040 A joke. 145 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,320 -Well, don't do that. -Okay. 146 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,320 Excuse me... 147 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,880 -I'm working. -Sure. 148 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,640 Do you ever take a break? 149 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:20,480 -Sure. -We have a problem. 150 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,040 A bigger one? 151 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,720 A lot of heavy ones, I would say. 152 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,960 Very good. 153 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,120 -What? -I get paid by the hour. 154 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:36,240 Nice for you, we don't. We don't have much time and a lot of appointments. 155 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:37,720 It's not my problem. 156 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:40,600 -It is. -How so? 157 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,640 Because... 158 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,600 Because you'll get a bad review. 159 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,040 Exactly. 160 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,160 Why should I get a bad review if you don't do your job? 161 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,240 Since we will simply note that you have practically handicapped us here. 162 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,080 Handicapped? 163 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,720 -That you didn't help us. -That, exactly. 164 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,640 You want me to help you get the stones out of there? 165 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,720 You want to be treated like normal people, right? 166 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,640 -Normal? -Can you chill a bit? 167 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,080 Normal is exclusionary! 168 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,200 Michael, normal is normal. Normal is the norm. 169 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:11,240 The average, you know? 170 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,960 Like a Phillips screwdriver. This is normal. 171 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,640 -Is that the codeword? -What? 172 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,080 -Did you just say screwdriver to me? -No. 173 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,120 Of course he didn't say that to you. 174 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,840 -I said Phillips screwdriver. -So, not the codeword? 175 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,640 -I'm a Phillips screwdriver? -No, not at all. 176 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:29,240 You're more like a Torx screwdriver. 177 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,040 -A Torx screwdriver. -What about it? 178 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:35,520 A Torx screwdriver is a top tool! 179 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,400 Has an ideal power transmission! These things are great! 180 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,960 You sound stressed. 181 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,400 I'll activate relaxation mode with the scent of lavender. 182 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,480 Go ahead. 183 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:59,520 Can you step aside a bit? Move? 184 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,280 Are you serious? 185 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,480 -It's okay. She's right, time to relax. -Yes, relax. 186 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,040 It's not about relaxing, it's about making decisions. 187 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,880 At some point we won't be able to do anything. 188 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,760 Then we just sit on the couch and let the AI do everything. 189 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,200 -There are worse things. -Yes. 190 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,280 The Finns even have a word for it: Kalsarikännit. 191 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,640 "To get drunk at home in your underpants." 192 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:25,440 Cool. What I've always wanted to ask, how does it work with drinking and driving? 193 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,360 Yeah. 194 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,880 Deactivate relaxation mode. 195 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,720 Michael! 196 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,320 We are in charge of how we deal with technology. 197 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:40,440 Yes, it can't be helped. The stones have to be cleared out. 198 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:44,000 Yes. And we have to mark all of them. 199 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,520 -All of them? -Yes, and take a photo. 200 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,160 So that we can put them back correctly again. 201 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,120 -Stone by stone. -No, it won't do. 202 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,040 I know about "not doing" and I tell you it will do. 203 00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,200 No, we won't do it. We are technicians and not sauna stone photographers. 204 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:01,760 Okay, good. 205 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:06,080 Then I'll complain to your client and tell him you called me a screwdriver. 206 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,360 -Phillips screwdriver. -Torx screwdriver. 207 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,720 Yes, come on, let's do it quickly then. 208 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,920 What quick? Do you... 209 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,160 But only if he joins in. 210 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,800 Azaknics, 2A, right? 211 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,720 Azaknics. The Azacniks? 212 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,400 -Ataxit. -Ataxites. 213 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:34,320 -A really smooth C. -C. Sorry. I'm overtaking. 214 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,840 So, D. No, that's C. 215 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,280 Number... 216 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,480 2C. 217 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,640 Right-hand traffic, right? 218 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,480 Now go and check, please. 219 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,120 You're not really any help. 220 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,560 So, where is the great technology when you need it? 221 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,160 Failed because of a few stones. 222 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,200 It goes on 3D. 223 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,080 What's up? What happened? 224 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,480 What's up? 225 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,200 Sit down. Do you need water? I get some. 226 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,440 No, it's all right. 227 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,200 All right... 228 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:17,720 You have to be careful. 229 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,840 You know why. 230 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:21,960 Because of... 231 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,040 You know? 232 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,000 From your mother? 233 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,840 I happened to be with her that day. She was... 234 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,600 really very down. 235 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,480 Because of the maintenance? 236 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:43,720 -I told her, it's not a problem, I can... -Because you have cancer. 237 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,000 Have you ever tried mistletoe therapy? 238 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,360 My aunt's hairdresser beat cancer with it. 239 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,360 It also helps with digestive problems. 240 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,880 Why didn't you tell me straightaway? 241 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,240 -Why didn't you say something? -It's not that bad. 242 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,040 -Yes? -Yes. 243 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,560 What does the doctor say? 244 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,720 The doctor. What does he say? 245 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,760 The doctor... Doctors, they talk, I don't understand half of it myself. 246 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,120 Now tell me, what does the doctor say? 247 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,040 The doctor says... 248 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,560 the... the thing... the therapy... 249 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:19,920 is working. 250 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,840 Effective. 251 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,000 Chemo? 252 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,040 Yes. 253 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,640 Shit, really? 254 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,560 Yes. 255 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,640 Yes, but it's not that bad. Really. 256 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,040 -So curable? -Curable? 257 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,520 Yes, sure. Curable? Come on, curable. 258 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,000 Of course it is curable! 259 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,240 -Happy to hear that. -Yes. 260 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,320 Mom will be happy, too. 261 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,960 Yes. Yes... 262 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,280 It's not completely over yet, right? 263 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,960 Can be tricky to treat. 264 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,600 Testicular cancer, not something to be trifled with. 265 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,680 My yoga teacher's grandfather died of testicular cancer. 266 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:56,680 Yes, that can happen. 267 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,600 Yes. For him, it happened very quickly. 268 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,400 I'm happy to come to the doctor with you next time. 269 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,680 You don't need to do that. 270 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,320 -You don't have to be alone. -No problem. 271 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,640 Yes, not for me either. 272 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:13,120 You have better things to do with your time. 273 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:18,160 -Have an ice cream with your girlfriend. -Yes, Ruby would come, too. 274 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,800 -Maybe we can have ice cream afterwards. -Yes. 275 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,600 No. 276 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,160 It makes him uncomfortable. 277 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,400 Show a little empathy. 278 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:27,760 A little bit. 279 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,640 Sorry. 280 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,280 So, let's do it. 281 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,960 -I'm fine now. -Yes. 282 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,280 You stupid, stubborn thing. 283 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,080 I'll get an axe and turn you into firewood! 284 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,600 Keep your eyes open when choosing a career. 285 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,480 Not everyone can get paid to do nothing. 286 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:55,080 No, I'm not doing nothing. I'm waiting. 287 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,920 -Sure. -Humanity has always waited. 288 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,400 -For the mammoth herd, the rainy season. -The invention of the wheel. 289 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,080 My job is future-proof. In contrast to yours. 290 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,400 -What's that supposed to mean? -Seriously? 291 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:11,640 You are aware that AI will take over all simple processes in the future? 292 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,080 Nah, wait a minute. Our job is easy, or what? 293 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,920 You said yourself, "The installation is now completely easy." 294 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,840 Yes, well, waiting isn't that complicated either. 295 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,560 -Any idiot can do it. -Did you just call me "idiot"? 296 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:28,080 -Any robot can do it. -Yes, you don't have to do a thing. 297 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,120 I'm doing something. 298 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,680 I also have an app. I'm already digital. 299 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,800 Fine, but not when sitting and waiting. 300 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,320 -My job is more than sitting and waiting. -Yes? 301 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,840 Post office, for example. 302 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,080 Try being a robot and deal with a bad-tempered postal worker 303 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,240 who says, "The package is too big." 304 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,480 -That worker will be replaced by a robot. -Really? 305 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,320 Better do your job. While you still have it. 306 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,240 Yes. 307 00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,120 -The postal worker will also... -Yes, he will be... 308 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,120 Let's do this as a team. 309 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,840 -Yes. Do you want top or bottom? -Me bottom, you top. 310 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,200 -On three. -On three? 311 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,160 -Yes. -Okay. 312 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,520 And push. 313 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,720 There's nothing there. 314 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,080 -Oh. -What "oh"? 315 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,600 I'd have sworn it was there. 316 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,960 That the router is here? Weird. 317 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,800 Says the person who gets paid by the hour. 318 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,640 One has to watch out for oneself. 319 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,280 I'll unscrew your wheel and then you can watch out. 320 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,400 Enough. 321 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,880 Now it should... 322 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,280 Cam scan... 323 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,720 There. And... 324 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:56,240 connect. Connection established. Perfect. Close. Super. 325 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,160 So, I'll turn on the light for a moment. 326 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,000 Great, that was easy. 327 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,720 That was easy. 328 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,960 New controller found. Added refrigerator to smart home base. 329 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,160 -That's good. -New base found. 330 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,080 New controller password. 331 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,520 -Now create your new controller password. -We need a password. 332 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,560 -Please assign a new password. -Understood. 333 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,920 Your new password is: 334 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,880 "Please assign a new password." 335 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,480 Understood. 336 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,680 Your new password is: "Understood. 337 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,080 Your new password is: Please assign a new password." 338 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,680 -That's not good. -Error. 339 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,320 Please check your controller password. 340 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,560 -Error. -Not correct. 341 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,880 You have two attempts left. 342 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,800 Error. 343 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,560 You have one attempt left. 344 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:51,240 -Abort! -See? No worries. 345 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,760 AI will remain stupid for a while longer and we are still needed. 346 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,960 Lockdown activated. 347 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,480 What's going on now? 348 00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,280 Burglary protection. 349 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,440 What was the password? 350 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,000 "Please assign a new password!" 351 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,280 Please enter the controller password. 352 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,560 That's the password! 353 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,400 -Michael, give me the screwdriver! -Ah, okay. 354 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,000 -Where are you going? -Codeword! 355 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,280 No, the other one, the mini-Torx! 356 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,480 That, yeah. Wait. 357 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:21,800 -Careful. Where is the other one? -Here. 358 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,160 -Sorry, may I? Ouch. -Sorry, sorry. 359 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,280 -The screwdriver... -You're in the way. 360 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,800 Reverse gear maybe? 361 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,080 -No screws. -Classic R17. 362 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,920 That's my boy. 363 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,400 Come on. 364 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400 Let's go. 365 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,800 -Hold this. -Okay. 366 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,040 No problem. I'll stay here and wait. 367 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,560 Please change the finger. 368 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,040 I have already tried all the fingers. 369 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,320 -Please change the finger. -I have no finger left. 370 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,520 Hello! 371 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,080 Guys! I have 1,000 bottles of champagne for you. 372 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,800 -That's not for us. -Bye. 373 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,000 And now? 374 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,200 Why are you laughing, Michael? 375 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,080 {\an8}Same shit every time. 376 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,160 {\an8}Come on. Drive. Drive! 377 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:20,800 -Hello? -Hello. 378 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,280 Hello. I have a delivery for you. 379 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,320 -Please change the finger. -I can 380 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,640 offer my toes, that's it. 381 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,880 {\an8}...MEANWHILE IN SAN GIMIGNANO, LICHTENBERG 382 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,080 {\an8}I just hope it's the right parts this time. 383 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,560 Hey, I ordered this especially from Italy. 384 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,640 {\an8}Here are two cables, here is the opening. 385 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,800 {\an8}-What? -Can you manage it? 386 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,960 Yes, sure, no problem at all. 387 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,560 Maybe this way, right? 388 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,920 Translation by Melanie Martin 28400

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