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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,302 --> 00:00:46,165 Hey! Back to work! You guys had a break two days ago! 2 00:00:46,303 --> 00:00:48,091 Come on, now! 3 00:00:52,766 --> 00:00:54,555 Come on, Sheba! 4 00:00:54,686 --> 00:00:56,476 That's my big girl! 5 00:00:59,614 --> 00:01:02,398 Look at those pathetic worms... 6 00:01:02,528 --> 00:01:05,112 burrowing their lives away. 7 00:01:05,278 --> 00:01:08,149 Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone? 8 00:01:08,351 --> 00:01:10,719 Because you lied on your resume? 9 00:01:10,881 --> 00:01:12,668 No. 10 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,937 Because I have vision. 11 00:01:15,103 --> 00:01:17,821 And right now I have a vision of you and me... 12 00:01:17,985 --> 00:01:21,334 dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rocapulco... 13 00:01:21,504 --> 00:01:24,471 with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company. 14 00:01:27,425 --> 00:01:30,424 I'm glad we see eye to eye. 15 00:01:34,401 --> 00:01:37,598 And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge... 16 00:01:37,761 --> 00:01:41,076 who will make all my schemes come true. 17 00:01:48,706 --> 00:01:52,253 Yabba-dabba-doo! 18 00:01:52,387 --> 00:01:55,288 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 19 00:01:55,426 --> 00:01:57,883 They're a modern Stone Age family 20 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:01,950 From the town of Bedrock 21 00:02:02,115 --> 00:02:05,824 They're a page right out of history 22 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,438 Let's ride with the family down the street 23 00:02:09,571 --> 00:02:12,221 Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet 24 00:02:12,388 --> 00:02:14,559 When you're with the Flintstones 25 00:02:14,723 --> 00:02:18,040 Have a yabba-dabba doo time A dabba-doo time 26 00:02:18,212 --> 00:02:21,081 We'll have a gay old time 27 00:02:33,478 --> 00:02:36,291 The captain has just turned on the seat belt sign... 28 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:39,171 signalling our descent into the Bedrock area. 29 00:02:39,301 --> 00:02:43,163 On your left, you'll be able to see the Grand Canyon in about 15,000,000 years. 30 00:03:01,638 --> 00:03:04,541 K-A-V-E Radio Bedrock 31 00:03:04,679 --> 00:03:07,907 The KAVE accu-forecast for tonight calls for light seismic activity... 32 00:03:08,038 --> 00:03:10,047 and a 20 percent chance of meteor showers. 33 00:03:10,183 --> 00:03:14,242 Quick traffic update: Due to lava flows, Highway 1 will be closed... forever! 34 00:03:14,568 --> 00:03:17,121 K-A-V-E Molten Oldie 35 00:03:20,359 --> 00:03:22,912 Sow belly, pot of beans Tie a rope around your jeans 36 00:03:23,239 --> 00:03:26,022 Tell your mom not to wait You ain't coming home too late 37 00:03:26,152 --> 00:03:28,539 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 38 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:29,924 Twitch 39 00:03:34,056 --> 00:03:37,984 There's a town I know where the hipsters go called Bedrock 40 00:03:38,119 --> 00:03:39,166 Twitch, twitch 41 00:03:39,496 --> 00:03:41,667 When you get that itch you can do the Twitch 42 00:03:41,801 --> 00:03:44,419 In Bedrock Twitch, twitch 43 00:03:44,552 --> 00:03:47,270 'Cause the Twitch is fine Have yourself a time 44 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:50,216 - In Bedrock - Drum solo! 45 00:03:54,121 --> 00:03:56,969 Watch it, will ya? Finally got my hair the way I like it. 46 00:03:57,129 --> 00:03:58,144 I'm so excited, Fred. I'm gonna be a father. 47 00:03:58,761 --> 00:04:00,168 I'm so excited, Fred. I'm gonna be a father. 48 00:04:00,331 --> 00:04:02,086 It's like a dream come true. 49 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:06,528 A son. Someone to carry on the proud name of Rubble. 50 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:09,796 - Think I'll be a good daddy? - Well, you're bound to find something you're good at. 51 00:04:09,961 --> 00:04:12,679 Yeah, sure... Hey! 52 00:04:15,402 --> 00:04:18,371 - Uncle! - Heh heh heh. 53 00:04:18,506 --> 00:04:21,289 You know, Fred, Betty and I really owe it all to you. 54 00:04:21,419 --> 00:04:24,713 We would've never qualified to adopt had it not been for the money you gave us. 55 00:04:24,842 --> 00:04:27,048 Remember, Barn, that's between you and me. 56 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:32,330 - I'd like to tell the world what a great guy my best buddy is! - No, no, no! 57 00:04:32,491 --> 00:04:35,807 True, it was a selfless, noble act, if I do say so myself. 58 00:04:36,139 --> 00:04:38,311 My only reward will be your happiness. 59 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,193 I don't need to go blabbin' my good deeds all around. 60 00:04:41,326 --> 00:04:46,212 You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you? 61 00:04:47,917 --> 00:04:50,818 Afraid? Now, let's get this straight, Rubble. 62 00:04:50,987 --> 00:04:53,923 I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. 63 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:57,257 In my cave, I reign supreme! 64 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,428 Su-preme! 65 00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,414 - I won't tell her, Fred. - Thanks, pal. 66 00:05:34,991 --> 00:05:37,161 Hiya, Timmy! 67 00:05:37,327 --> 00:05:39,783 Here you go! Shoot, shoot, shoot! 68 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,052 Hey, Charlie! 69 00:05:59,057 --> 00:06:01,642 - Huh? - Wilma! 70 00:06:01,776 --> 00:06:04,014 I'm home! 71 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,354 No, Dino! No, no! No, Dino! Bad boy! 72 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:14,545 Bad dog! 73 00:06:14,706 --> 00:06:17,094 - Good doggie! - Bad Dino breath. 74 00:06:17,297 --> 00:06:19,054 Fred! 75 00:06:19,219 --> 00:06:22,032 Do you have to get Dino so wound up when you come home? 76 00:06:22,226 --> 00:06:25,227 It's not my fault. Maybe he'd calm down if we had him fixed! 77 00:06:25,364 --> 00:06:28,428 What? 78 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,640 Here comes the big Daddysaurus! 79 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:43,180 How was your day, dear? 80 00:06:43,347 --> 00:06:45,837 I think my Brontocrane's pregnant again. 81 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,946 I tell ya, 82 00:06:48,148 --> 00:06:51,084 you forget to lock her up one Saturday night... 83 00:06:51,252 --> 00:06:54,480 - Comfortable, Fred? - On my way. 84 00:06:54,612 --> 00:06:58,322 All I need's a brew and a good scratch. Which one do you want to do first? 85 00:06:58,453 --> 00:07:01,203 It does my heart good to see you relaxing... 86 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,220 after a hard day at the quarry. 87 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:06,577 I'm telling you, I married the pick of the litter. 88 00:07:07,317 --> 00:07:11,027 Fred, our garbage disposal has been acting up a lot lately, 89 00:07:11,157 --> 00:07:14,604 so I decided that it was time to buy a new one. 90 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:18,091 But when I went to take money out of our savings account, 91 00:07:18,422 --> 00:07:21,292 - guess what? - New garbage disposal? 92 00:07:21,462 --> 00:07:25,738 New garbage disposal? Why throw good money down the drain? 93 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,110 There's nothing wrong with this one. 94 00:07:28,278 --> 00:07:30,349 All right, you. Say "ahh. " 95 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:32,374 Uh-uh. 96 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,824 Do you have any idea why there's no money in our savings account? 97 00:07:39,991 --> 00:07:41,715 Aha! 98 00:07:43,735 --> 00:07:46,486 There's your problem right there. 99 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,835 All right, you! Spit it out! 100 00:07:54,968 --> 00:07:56,757 Where's the money, Fred? 101 00:07:58,104 --> 00:08:00,558 Something happened to it. There, I said it. 102 00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:03,512 We have scrimped and saved for that money. 103 00:08:03,672 --> 00:08:07,928 And every time we get ahead, you have to go blow it on some harebrained scheme! 104 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:12,432 Now, see here, Wilma! In this cave, I am the king! 105 00:08:12,601 --> 00:08:15,022 - And... - And what, Fred? 106 00:08:15,193 --> 00:08:18,390 And you have every right to know, my queen. 107 00:08:19,577 --> 00:08:21,398 I gave it to Barney. 108 00:08:21,529 --> 00:08:24,661 - You what? - I know I should've consulted you, 109 00:08:24,825 --> 00:08:26,996 but Barney Rubble's my neighbor, my lodge brother... 110 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:29,878 and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade! 111 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:32,245 Fred Flintstone! 112 00:08:32,377 --> 00:08:35,793 Wilma, without that money, they wouldn't be allowed to adopt a baby. 113 00:08:36,122 --> 00:08:38,709 So go ahead, yell, scream, let the fur fly. 114 00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:41,205 Give the neighbors something to talk about! 115 00:08:45,466 --> 00:08:48,599 What you have just done for the Rubbles... 116 00:08:48,764 --> 00:08:53,718 is the sweetest, most generous thing I ever heard. 117 00:08:53,883 --> 00:08:56,469 And I adore you for it. 118 00:09:00,443 --> 00:09:02,199 Mmm. 119 00:09:02,362 --> 00:09:04,698 I also bought a new bowling ball. 120 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:13,526 Wait! Come on, honey! 121 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:15,449 - Watch your step. - Sit down. 122 00:09:17,501 --> 00:09:19,509 All right, all together, folks. 123 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,140 Betty, sit down and relax. 124 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:33,084 Oh, I can't, Wilma. It just hit me. 125 00:09:33,213 --> 00:09:35,963 From now on, I'll be spending 24 hours a day... 126 00:09:36,094 --> 00:09:39,673 attending to the every need of a helpless little boy. 127 00:09:43,037 --> 00:09:46,387 Then again, maybe it won't be such a big adjustment after all. 128 00:09:49,598 --> 00:09:51,606 Fred! 129 00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:55,965 And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby. 130 00:09:56,127 --> 00:10:00,186 The kid had a tail. Was I supposed to pretend I didn't notice? 131 00:10:00,319 --> 00:10:04,442 Hello, Mommy and Daddy! I have someone who wants to meet you! 132 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,767 Aah! 133 00:10:10,015 --> 00:10:13,758 Well, it's not exactly what we pictured, but... 134 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:17,244 - we'll love him like he was our own. - No, no, no. 135 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,222 This little fellow belongs to the Hendersons. 136 00:10:27,521 --> 00:10:30,008 - So glad you'll be nursing. - Congratulations. 137 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:34,711 Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy. 138 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:38,972 Barney, isn't he precious? 139 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,976 - Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey. - Fred! 140 00:10:42,114 --> 00:10:44,088 - Does he have a name? - Bamm-Bamm. 141 00:10:44,257 --> 00:10:47,968 - Is that short for somethin'? - Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. 142 00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:52,096 You're going to have to take it slowly with this one. 143 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:56,515 He doesn't speak yet, and he's a little skittish around humans. 144 00:10:56,643 --> 00:11:00,832 But then again, I would be too if I had been raised by wild mastodons. 145 00:11:02,404 --> 00:11:05,850 -Mastodons? -Let's not nitpick. A mammal's a mammal. 146 00:11:06,051 --> 00:11:10,362 Well, sounds to me like all he needs is a little lovin'. 147 00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:12,286 Ohh. 148 00:11:12,612 --> 00:11:14,816 Come here, little guy. 149 00:11:14,947 --> 00:11:17,699 - Aah! He growled. Yeah. - That's cute. 150 00:11:17,829 --> 00:11:21,210 It's okay, little guy. I'm your da-da. 151 00:11:31,492 --> 00:11:32,987 Bamm-Bamm! 152 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,164 Oh! Barney! 153 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:37,219 - Oh, Betty! - Bamm-Bamm! No! 154 00:11:45,925 --> 00:11:48,381 Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm, wait! 155 00:11:50,373 --> 00:11:50,754 Stalactite, stalagmite Hold your baby very tight 156 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,100 - Come back! - Come here, little guy! 157 00:12:10,247 --> 00:12:12,614 - Bamm-Bamm! Bamm! Bamm-Bamm! - Ohhh! 158 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,782 - Rock with the caveman - Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm! 159 00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:17,631 Roll with the caveman 160 00:12:17,927 --> 00:12:19,815 Shake to the caveman 161 00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:22,464 - Break with the caveman - Oof! 162 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:27,615 - Make with the caveman Okay, give me a C-A-V-E - Who-o-o-a! 163 00:12:27,783 --> 00:12:30,784 - M-A-N, Caveman - Whoa! 164 00:12:30,952 --> 00:12:32,740 What an arm! 165 00:12:35,913 --> 00:12:39,394 "And Cinderocka married the handsome prince, and... 166 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,750 Yeah! 167 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:25,066 Okay, Brother Flintstone, we need a strike to win. 168 00:13:25,226 --> 00:13:27,050 Can you do it? 169 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:28,968 Is the Earth flat? 170 00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:35,940 - Come on, Freddie! - Come on, hit it! 171 00:13:41,005 --> 00:13:42,598 Come on, twinkle toes. 172 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,025 Fred! 173 00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:01,320 - Waka-waka-woo! - Waka-waka-woo! 174 00:14:01,614 --> 00:14:04,002 - Wooga-wooga-wee! - Wooga-wooga-wee! 175 00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:07,372 Piki-piki-piki! Poki-poki-poki! 176 00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:09,891 Ahhhhhhhh-oooh! 177 00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:11,914 Lava juice! 178 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:17,422 I would like to propose a toast... 179 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,128 to not only a great bowler, but a great human being. 180 00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:25,774 And no offense to you guys. 181 00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:30,572 "Since I was just a lad of ten, I've had the very bestest friend. 182 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,867 He may be big, he may be loud, 183 00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:38,351 so you'll never lose him in a crowd. 184 00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:40,966 But for my friend the special part... 185 00:14:41,104 --> 00:14:44,236 is what's behind his ribs... his heart. 186 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,743 I owe my son to him, and now... 187 00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:52,043 I stand before my peers and vow... 188 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,670 The end. 189 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,783 - That was beautiful, Barn. - I meant every word of it, Fred. 190 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,663 - Care to join me in a cold one? - Love to. 191 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:25,163 It doesn't get any better than this. 192 00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:04,145 Ohh! 193 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:06,896 No. 194 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:14,353 Look at him. 195 00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,722 Drunk as a skunkosaurus. 196 00:16:17,046 --> 00:16:18,868 Aaaah! 197 00:16:18,997 --> 00:16:21,038 Mother, I can handle this. 198 00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:24,979 What's that old fossil doing here? Did the tar pits back up again? 199 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:29,517 Well, somebody has to be here looking after my daughter and grandchild... 200 00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:32,404 while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals. 201 00:16:32,567 --> 00:16:35,283 Oh, really? Well, for your information, 202 00:16:35,446 --> 00:16:37,749 the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals. 203 00:16:37,879 --> 00:16:41,360 He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door... 204 00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:45,487 while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river. 205 00:16:45,782 --> 00:16:48,850 - I got half a mind... - Oh, don't flatter yourself. 206 00:16:48,983 --> 00:16:50,957 That's it! Where's my club, Wilma? 207 00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,396 You just try it, fatso! 208 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,310 - If you was a man, I'd knock you... - Enough! Mother! Fred! 209 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,342 You two should be ashamed of yourselves! 210 00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:02,382 I've got my hands full just being ashamed of him. 211 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,270 - You got your hands full when you scratch your neck! - Stop it! 212 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,190 Both of you! 213 00:17:07,321 --> 00:17:10,702 Mother, Fred is a loving husband and a good provider. 214 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:15,248 Oh, really? What has he ever provided you besides shade? 215 00:17:15,544 --> 00:17:17,815 Oh, Wilma, 216 00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:20,367 you could've married Elliot Firestone, 217 00:17:20,536 --> 00:17:22,425 the man who invented the wheel. 218 00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,854 Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, 219 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,317 the man who invented the excuse. 220 00:17:27,451 --> 00:17:31,028 Let me tell you something, Pearl... I'm not going to be a nobody all my life. 221 00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:34,740 One of these days, I'm gonna be a somebody, a real somebody! 222 00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:37,909 We'll live in luxury, and Wilma will have everything she deserves. 223 00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:40,792 When that day comes, you'll be so busy eatin' crow... 224 00:17:40,922 --> 00:17:43,858 you'll be passing feathers for a month! 225 00:17:44,026 --> 00:17:46,808 Oh, you poor, poor dear. 226 00:17:46,970 --> 00:17:52,153 And when I think of all the sacrifices your father made for you. 227 00:17:52,283 --> 00:17:54,553 Lambs, oxen, 228 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:57,111 your brother Jerry. 229 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,284 - Well... - Oh, Wilma. 230 00:17:59,452 --> 00:18:01,840 Do your mother a favor. 231 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:04,021 Just call Elliot Firestone. 232 00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:06,391 Even if things don't work out, 233 00:18:06,524 --> 00:18:09,460 he can give you a great deal on some tires. 234 00:18:09,629 --> 00:18:12,279 - Yes, Mother. - Byesie-bye. 235 00:18:12,412 --> 00:18:14,715 I'll show her. I'll show everybody. 236 00:18:15,037 --> 00:18:16,946 I know you will, Fred. 237 00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:20,020 - Call me fatso. - Let's get some sleep. 238 00:18:40,639 --> 00:18:42,329 Hey, what's the special? 239 00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:53,882 This job sucks. 240 00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,710 - What you got today? - Lizard and onions. Want half? 241 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,627 Sure. 242 00:19:05,569 --> 00:19:08,415 I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you. 243 00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:10,365 What a load of bunk. 244 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:14,270 My father ate it every day of his life; he lived to the ripe old age of 38. 245 00:19:14,624 --> 00:19:16,251 May I have your attention! 246 00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:19,063 I have a very important announcement to make. 247 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:22,742 - You found out why the guys in pit 6 are losing their hair? - Yes! 248 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,810 And we are currently in the process of refuting the results of that investigation. 249 00:19:27,137 --> 00:19:28,992 But today I am here... 250 00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:30,910 to formally announce the creation... 251 00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:34,073 of Slate and Company's executive placement program. 252 00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:36,666 Hold your questions, please. 253 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:39,997 That's right; this Saturday an aptitude test will be given, 254 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,583 granting one of you the opportunity... 255 00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:44,792 to crawl out of the primordial ooze... 256 00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:46,969 and be somebody... 257 00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:49,240 A vice president at Slate and Company, 258 00:19:49,378 --> 00:19:53,689 with an obscene salary and a shiny nameplate. 259 00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,874 Ooh. 260 00:19:56,002 --> 00:19:58,753 Good luck, and may the best biped win. 261 00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:04,540 An executive? This is my chance to be somebody. 262 00:20:04,706 --> 00:20:06,464 Be somebody. 263 00:20:07,588 --> 00:20:08,994 Whee! 264 00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:14,274 Higher, Bamm-Bamm, higher! 265 00:20:14,436 --> 00:20:17,372 Higher! Higher! 266 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,330 Whee! 267 00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:21,280 - Wilma. - Hmm? 268 00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:24,828 - How did you get rid of the ring around the collar? - By washing Fred's neck. 269 00:20:24,997 --> 00:20:28,445 Hmm. You know, if Fred scores the highest on that test, 270 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:31,330 you'll be able to hire someone to do your laundry for you. 271 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:35,684 If Fred scores the highest on that test, I'll have to hire someone to revive me. 272 00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:40,515 Oh, it's true; Fred's no Albert Einstone. 273 00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,620 - But he may surprise you. - Whee! 274 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,772 Well, maybe. 275 00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:47,072 - He has been studying day and night. - Whee! 276 00:20:47,237 --> 00:20:52,158 I know! I've never seen him so excited about something you couldn't spread mayonnaise on. 277 00:20:57,829 --> 00:21:00,164 Barn, I've been thinking about this executive job. 278 00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:02,082 It's not me. 279 00:21:02,214 --> 00:21:04,964 Cooped up inside some swank office all day, 280 00:21:05,094 --> 00:21:06,883 kissing the big shot's feet. 281 00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:08,576 Not Fred Flintstone. 282 00:21:08,872 --> 00:21:10,497 Why, good afternoon, Mr. Vandercave. 283 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:15,070 - My, that's a handsome pelt you're wearing today. - Thank you. 284 00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:18,053 Your attention, please! Please take your seats. 285 00:21:18,215 --> 00:21:20,605 And... welcome. 286 00:21:20,776 --> 00:21:23,360 You will have one hour to complete the exam. 287 00:21:23,527 --> 00:21:27,270 Please carve all answers with a well-sharpened No. 2 chisel. 288 00:21:29,193 --> 00:21:30,948 On behalf of Slate and Company, 289 00:21:31,112 --> 00:21:34,887 I want to wish you all the very best of luck. 290 00:21:36,808 --> 00:21:39,079 Let's begin. 291 00:22:11,276 --> 00:22:12,901 Eeee! 292 00:22:23,307 --> 00:22:25,315 Ohh. 293 00:22:26,668 --> 00:22:28,642 Chisels down. 294 00:22:32,555 --> 00:22:34,857 Please slide your answer slab... 295 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,159 into the numbered envelope provided... 296 00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:40,291 and stack them neatly on my desk. 297 00:22:40,428 --> 00:22:43,331 Psst! Hey, Fred! How'd you do? 298 00:22:43,501 --> 00:22:46,185 How'd I do? How'd I do? 299 00:22:52,558 --> 00:22:55,688 - You want me to take that up for you? - Yeah. Thanks, pal. 300 00:23:05,678 --> 00:23:08,842 "And I stand before my peers and vow, 301 00:23:29,168 --> 00:23:31,305 Ahh. 302 00:23:34,352 --> 00:23:37,100 Well, Cliff, the test results are in. 303 00:23:37,232 --> 00:23:39,021 And our unsuspecting dupe is? 304 00:23:39,152 --> 00:23:42,830 Believe it or not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. 305 00:23:42,961 --> 00:23:45,895 - That big ape? - No, the big ape got a 65. 306 00:23:46,031 --> 00:23:47,822 Flintstone? Oh, this can't be right! 307 00:23:47,953 --> 00:23:50,701 He must have cheated. He's dense, he's witless... 308 00:23:50,832 --> 00:23:53,223 He's perfect. 309 00:23:53,361 --> 00:23:55,914 The results of the exam were very competitive, 310 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,700 and just because an applicant was not selected... 311 00:23:58,865 --> 00:24:01,036 is no indication of lack of ability. 312 00:24:01,169 --> 00:24:04,487 - I am pleased to announce... - I know a kiss-off when I hear one; let's go. 313 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,567 that the newest member of our executive rank... 314 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,909 is Mr. Fred Flintstone! 315 00:24:09,043 --> 00:24:12,337 - Huh? - Barney, quick. What's my name? 316 00:24:12,496 --> 00:24:14,472 - Fred Flintstone! - Don't toy with me, Barney. 317 00:24:14,611 --> 00:24:16,585 You did it, Fred! You made it! 318 00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:19,057 Yabba-dabba-dabba-doo! 319 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:08,785 Good morning, Mr. Vice President. 320 00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:11,852 Good morning, Mrs. Vice President. 321 00:25:15,094 --> 00:25:18,706 Oh, Dino! Oh, Dino, no! 322 00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:22,287 Aaah! 323 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,429 - Hey! - Mmm! 324 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,356 Atta baby! 325 00:25:27,638 --> 00:25:29,012 Heh heh heh. 326 00:25:31,222 --> 00:25:34,702 Ohh. 327 00:25:38,775 --> 00:25:40,718 Good boy, Dino. 328 00:26:01,015 --> 00:26:03,024 Well, how do I look? 329 00:26:03,192 --> 00:26:05,875 Daddy pretty. 330 00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:07,797 It's perfect! 331 00:26:07,929 --> 00:26:10,317 Yeah. Snazzy. 332 00:26:10,552 --> 00:26:14,349 What am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief? 333 00:26:14,521 --> 00:26:16,727 No, a simple "Your Highness" will do. 334 00:26:17,018 --> 00:26:19,221 No, Barn, 335 00:26:19,385 --> 00:26:23,280 I'm not gonna be one of these guys that makes it and then forgets where he came from. 336 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:27,313 The first thing I'm gonna do is get everyone in the quarry some vacation time. 337 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:30,391 And maybe a health plan with free foot care. 338 00:26:30,521 --> 00:26:33,457 I'd settle for them little packets of ketchup for the lunch room. 339 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:36,527 - I'm only one man. - Not from the back. 340 00:26:36,665 --> 00:26:38,455 Hey, hey. 341 00:26:40,987 --> 00:26:44,817 Well, I guess this is it, Mr. Flintstone. 342 00:26:50,747 --> 00:26:52,505 Go get 'em, big guy. 343 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:58,037 - Hey, Barn. - Yeah, Fred? 344 00:26:58,333 --> 00:27:01,234 Could you spot me a couple bucks for lunch? 345 00:27:03,325 --> 00:27:05,081 You're right, Fred. 346 00:27:06,428 --> 00:27:08,339 Nothing's changed. 347 00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:31,003 Welcome aboard, Flintstone! 348 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:34,200 We're glad you're here. Nice suit! 349 00:27:34,366 --> 00:27:36,820 You know, Fred, any gravel brain... 350 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:40,089 can shovel rock down in the quarry, but up here... 351 00:27:40,222 --> 00:27:44,053 - Do you know what we do up here? - Me and the guys have always wondered. 352 00:27:44,352 --> 00:27:46,423 We interface, Flintstone. 353 00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:49,438 We strategize, analyze, 354 00:27:49,631 --> 00:27:51,518 conceptualize, prioritize... 355 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,532 When do we eat? 356 00:27:53,695 --> 00:27:58,300 Fred, until this moment I wasn't sure we'd picked the right man. 357 00:27:58,430 --> 00:28:00,221 Now I'm certain. 358 00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:09,694 Fred Flintstone, 359 00:28:09,825 --> 00:28:11,767 you've arrived. 360 00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:16,159 - This is my office? - That's right. 361 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:18,458 - This is my chair? - Mm-hmm. 362 00:28:18,623 --> 00:28:22,334 Not to throw too much at you on your first day, but this big thing here is your desk. 363 00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:25,247 - My desk? - Watch out for your fingers in the drawers. 364 00:28:28,736 --> 00:28:30,843 Am I interrupting? 365 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:34,489 Not at all. Fred, I'd like you to meet your new secretary, 366 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:37,408 - Miss Sharon Stone. - My secretary? 367 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:40,155 Personal secretary, Mr. Flintstone. 368 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,289 That is, of course, if you want me. 369 00:28:46,403 --> 00:28:48,410 Great. 370 00:28:48,738 --> 00:28:51,903 Well, I'm sure the two of you would like to get... 371 00:28:52,067 --> 00:28:53,855 better acquainted. 372 00:28:58,083 --> 00:29:00,188 Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know... 373 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:03,705 that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, 374 00:29:03,844 --> 00:29:05,631 even weekends. 375 00:29:05,763 --> 00:29:09,059 So feel free to use me... 376 00:29:09,187 --> 00:29:11,676 however you see fit. 377 00:29:12,804 --> 00:29:14,876 Now, can I get you anything? 378 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:17,052 - Coffee? - Sure. 379 00:29:19,396 --> 00:29:23,325 - How would you like it? - In a cup? 380 00:29:23,525 --> 00:29:25,312 Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone! 381 00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:27,265 You'll go far in this company. 382 00:29:39,142 --> 00:29:42,972 Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf. 383 00:29:43,142 --> 00:29:46,883 We can prioritize, conceptualize and, uh... tenderize. 384 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:49,894 Executively yours, Fred Fli... Aaaaah! 385 00:29:51,269 --> 00:29:54,270 Are there six or seven "I"s in "Fli... Aaah"? 386 00:29:54,438 --> 00:29:57,854 - Who said that? - It was I, your dictabird. 387 00:29:58,056 --> 00:30:00,804 - Dicta-what? - Dictabird. Read my beak. 388 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,822 "Cliff, let's play golf. 389 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,524 Wow. Wow! 390 00:30:10,695 --> 00:30:13,828 Mr. Flintstone, I'd like to warn you that management positions... 391 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,745 are fraught with peril. 392 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,619 Whenever you find yourself in a befuddled state, I urge you to avail yourself... 393 00:30:19,912 --> 00:30:22,530 of my experience and sage advice. 394 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,417 Oh, really? 395 00:30:24,713 --> 00:30:27,297 - Listen, birdie, let's get the pecking order straight here. - Hmm. 396 00:30:27,624 --> 00:30:31,138 I don't need any help from you. I'm Vice President of... 397 00:30:31,464 --> 00:30:33,057 Of, uh... 398 00:30:35,816 --> 00:30:38,401 Industrial procurement. 399 00:30:38,568 --> 00:30:40,991 How about that? Excuse me. 400 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:46,434 Hey, guys! 401 00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:48,456 Guess what I am! 402 00:30:48,744 --> 00:30:52,063 Vice President of Industrial Procurement! 403 00:30:56,171 --> 00:30:58,625 Oy! Whew. 404 00:30:58,856 --> 00:31:00,713 Yeah. 405 00:31:02,122 --> 00:31:05,506 There. I'm all done with the requisition forms. 406 00:31:05,642 --> 00:31:08,063 What do you think? 407 00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:10,920 It's perfect. 408 00:31:11,051 --> 00:31:12,839 Looks just like the real one. 409 00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:17,575 Mr. Flintstone, you are about to embezzle a great deal of money. 410 00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:20,871 Unfortunately, for you, we get to keep it. 411 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,753 We can have Flintstone sign these right away. 412 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,673 Not just yet. 413 00:31:25,836 --> 00:31:29,348 Creatures like this Flintstone are... primitive, 414 00:31:29,547 --> 00:31:32,199 prone to irrational bouts of integrity. 415 00:31:32,332 --> 00:31:37,089 We've got to make absolutely certain he'll do whatever we say. 416 00:31:40,782 --> 00:31:43,563 Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth. 417 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:46,563 "Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth. " 418 00:31:46,702 --> 00:31:50,148 Now you talk, and see how much I can remember. 419 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:52,708 Workin' hard? 420 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:58,505 Okay, Fred, are you ready for your first executive action? 421 00:31:58,830 --> 00:32:01,067 Whatever you need, consider it done! 422 00:32:01,262 --> 00:32:03,269 Good! I want you to fire Bernard Rubble. 423 00:32:03,597 --> 00:32:05,986 Done... What? Fire Barney? Why? 424 00:32:06,127 --> 00:32:09,606 Well, for starters, he scored the lowest on the management aptitude test. 425 00:32:09,742 --> 00:32:13,486 He's an imbecile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll! 426 00:32:13,614 --> 00:32:17,412 But, Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage. 427 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:20,103 I'm his best friend. I can't. 428 00:32:20,270 --> 00:32:23,467 Fred, if you don't fire him, 429 00:32:23,791 --> 00:32:25,384 I will. 430 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:27,305 And then I'll fire you. 431 00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:43,917 Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off, but today you haven't said two words. 432 00:32:44,081 --> 00:32:46,829 Something exciting must have happened up there. 433 00:32:46,959 --> 00:32:50,735 - You don't want to know, Barn, believe me. - Sure I do, Fred. 434 00:32:50,864 --> 00:32:53,615 You're the first one of us to make it out of that quarry. 435 00:32:53,746 --> 00:32:57,641 Look at me. I'll probably be working there the rest of my life. 436 00:32:57,778 --> 00:32:59,566 No, you won't, Barn. 437 00:32:59,698 --> 00:33:01,868 Take my word for it. 438 00:33:04,146 --> 00:33:07,658 Come take a look... It's a dish in the shower, you keep the soap in it. 439 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:11,019 - Barney, there's something we gotta talk about. - Yeah, yeah. Later, Fred. 440 00:33:11,186 --> 00:33:13,043 Surprise! 441 00:33:13,171 --> 00:33:16,585 Way to go, Fred! 442 00:33:28,468 --> 00:33:30,474 - Wilma, you shouldn't have. - Hmm? 443 00:33:30,611 --> 00:33:34,801 I didn't. This was all Barney and Betty's idea. 444 00:33:34,964 --> 00:33:38,740 Aren't we lucky to have friends like them, Fred? 445 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,787 Ohh! 446 00:33:40,948 --> 00:33:43,020 There he is! 447 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:47,498 There's my big, handsome son-in-law! 448 00:33:48,786 --> 00:33:50,544 Have you lost weight? 449 00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:52,595 Have we met? 450 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:56,203 Can I have everybody's attention, please? 451 00:33:56,372 --> 00:33:58,259 I've got something I'd like to say. 452 00:33:58,388 --> 00:34:02,098 I hope it's not another poem. 453 00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:05,674 Betty, Bamm-Bamm and I could not be happier, 454 00:34:05,846 --> 00:34:09,360 - even if it was me that got that job. - Aww! 455 00:34:09,558 --> 00:34:13,452 So we got a little something to show how proud of you we are. 456 00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:16,406 Congratulations, big guy! 457 00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:20,561 Barney, I can't accept this. 458 00:34:20,855 --> 00:34:22,764 - Sure, you can. - No, I can't. Take it back. 459 00:34:22,901 --> 00:34:25,805 - We can't. We had your initials branded on it. - It's yours, Fred. 460 00:34:25,975 --> 00:34:28,843 - No, it's not! - Fred, what's wrong with you? 461 00:34:29,014 --> 00:34:30,803 It's a lovely gift. 462 00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:33,617 - He's thrilled to receive it. Aren't you, Fred? - No! 463 00:34:33,751 --> 00:34:36,752 - Don't you like the color? - It's not the briefcase, it's not the color. 464 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,407 - I just can't take anything from you. - But, Fred... 465 00:34:39,574 --> 00:34:41,517 Take a hike, shorty. 466 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:45,398 My Freddie doesn't want that tacky thing. 467 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,691 - How come, Fred? - Because you can't afford it, Barn. 468 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:50,646 Ohh. 469 00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:52,695 Sure I can, pal. 470 00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:55,408 Not anymore. 471 00:34:55,543 --> 00:34:57,400 - You're fired. - Fired? 472 00:35:04,121 --> 00:35:06,261 Well! 473 00:35:06,394 --> 00:35:10,288 Let's not let a little thing like this spoil the party! 474 00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:12,856 Conga line! 475 00:35:13,017 --> 00:35:16,815 Conga! Conga! 476 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,534 Don't worry about me, Fred. 477 00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:29,041 - I've been working in that quarry since it was eight feet deep. - Atta boy! 478 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:32,026 There could be a whole new world opening up for me. 479 00:35:32,156 --> 00:35:36,311 - Maybe I'll take in that franchise show this weekend. - That's the spirit. 480 00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:39,698 There's just one thing I gotta know. 481 00:35:39,835 --> 00:35:42,586 After all these years, how come they're canning me? 482 00:35:43,963 --> 00:35:45,752 Barn, 483 00:35:45,914 --> 00:35:47,825 you're a wonderful father, 484 00:35:47,996 --> 00:35:49,783 a loving husband, 485 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,703 a hard worker, 486 00:35:51,835 --> 00:35:54,585 and one heck of a little bowler. 487 00:35:54,715 --> 00:35:59,157 But, Barn, none of that counts on an aptitude test. 488 00:36:00,796 --> 00:36:03,218 You got the lowest score, pal. 489 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:06,775 The lowest score? 490 00:36:27,389 --> 00:36:31,384 Wilma, that is beautiful! 491 00:36:31,518 --> 00:36:34,268 - Well, I have always wanted... - You can't catch me! 492 00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:36,918 - a Halstone original. - Mmm. 493 00:36:38,365 --> 00:36:41,050 - Ohh! - Now, Wilma, don't be silly! 494 00:36:41,214 --> 00:36:43,899 Your husband's a big executive. You can afford it. 495 00:36:44,064 --> 00:36:45,819 Charge it! 496 00:36:51,199 --> 00:36:54,014 Bamm-Bamm! 497 00:36:54,208 --> 00:36:57,077 Ohh! Bamm-Bamm! 498 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:59,710 - Noooooo! - Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm! 499 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:14,013 Gentlemen, please. I cannot endorse this modernization... 500 00:37:14,176 --> 00:37:16,894 if it means laying off all those workers. 501 00:37:17,057 --> 00:37:19,390 Some have been here since the beginning of time. 502 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,048 What if I could quadruple your income? 503 00:37:21,376 --> 00:37:23,613 I'll miss them. You were saying? 504 00:37:25,282 --> 00:37:28,150 Sorry I'm late. I had car trouble. 505 00:37:28,321 --> 00:37:30,111 Picked up a nail. 506 00:37:30,242 --> 00:37:32,381 Thank you for sharing that, Mr. Flagstone. 507 00:37:32,513 --> 00:37:35,101 - F... - May we continue? 508 00:37:37,730 --> 00:37:39,355 Mr. Slate. Gentlemen. 509 00:37:39,649 --> 00:37:41,953 I have... a vision. 510 00:37:43,938 --> 00:37:46,906 While our competitors are mired in the Stone Age, 511 00:37:47,042 --> 00:37:49,791 I give you... the future! 512 00:37:49,921 --> 00:37:52,705 - Ohh. - Slate and Company... 513 00:37:53,058 --> 00:37:55,033 will revolutionize the building industry... 514 00:37:55,202 --> 00:37:57,342 by providing simple, 515 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,841 low-cost, modular housing units. 516 00:38:00,003 --> 00:38:01,760 Impossible, you say? 517 00:38:01,892 --> 00:38:03,930 Let me demonstrate. 518 00:38:04,099 --> 00:38:06,818 Through the miracle of geothermal power, 519 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:10,395 the raw material is elevated to the second stage, 520 00:38:10,530 --> 00:38:13,248 - where our steam-powered conveyor belt carries... - Steam? 521 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,583 He's a madman! 522 00:38:15,715 --> 00:38:18,084 Steam-powered conveyor belts... 523 00:38:18,211 --> 00:38:21,890 carry the product to be shaped, cleaned, inspected... 524 00:38:22,021 --> 00:38:25,762 and delivered to discerning consumers worldwide. 525 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,842 And did I mention increasing our profit margin... 526 00:38:31,012 --> 00:38:34,658 - fourfold? - Very impressive, Mr. Vandercave. 527 00:38:34,821 --> 00:38:39,132 Very impressive. I think we should implement this system immediately. 528 00:38:40,357 --> 00:38:42,497 Yes? 529 00:38:42,662 --> 00:38:45,378 Excuse me, Mr. Slate. I know I'm the new man here, 530 00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:49,632 but I don't think you hired me to sit around and look pretty. 531 00:38:49,766 --> 00:38:53,182 I hate to bust your bubble, but if you build houses this small, 532 00:38:53,511 --> 00:38:55,104 who's gonna live in 'em? 533 00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:04,321 - Excuse me. Mrs. Rubble? - Yes. 534 00:39:04,455 --> 00:39:08,197 There seems to be a slight problem with your credit card. 535 00:39:08,328 --> 00:39:10,116 Really? And what would that be? 536 00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:12,736 It's no damn good! 537 00:39:19,911 --> 00:39:23,262 I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. 538 00:39:23,433 --> 00:39:27,774 -Go and play, children. -Wilma, I promise you I'll pay you back. 539 00:39:28,105 --> 00:39:31,333 - I just don't know when. - Oh, now, Betty. 540 00:39:31,496 --> 00:39:34,399 - It can't be as bad as all that. - But it is. 541 00:39:34,569 --> 00:39:37,983 Barney's still out of work; we've nearly spent all of our savings. 542 00:39:38,152 --> 00:39:41,633 And, Wilma, what if the adoption agency finds out? 543 00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:48,971 I don't want to lose my baby. 544 00:39:49,291 --> 00:39:52,998 I swear, Betty, Fred and I would never let that happen. 545 00:39:53,129 --> 00:39:55,302 - Oh, Wilma. - Oh, Betty. 546 00:39:59,947 --> 00:40:03,109 Pterodactyl alert! 547 00:40:03,274 --> 00:40:06,024 Mommy, help! 548 00:40:10,635 --> 00:40:13,154 - Oh, yuck! - Ecch! 549 00:40:15,276 --> 00:40:18,570 I feel a paid vacation for everyone in the quarry would raise morale... 550 00:40:18,698 --> 00:40:20,489 and increase productivity, 551 00:40:20,621 --> 00:40:22,986 um, um... a whole bunch! 552 00:40:23,115 --> 00:40:26,084 Sincerely yours, Frederick J. Flintstone. 553 00:40:26,252 --> 00:40:29,121 Shall I make that "Flagstone," so he'll know who it's from? 554 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,878 My, don't we look handsome today? 555 00:40:32,044 --> 00:40:33,669 Thank you. 556 00:40:33,835 --> 00:40:36,226 Here are today's batch of requisitions, 557 00:40:36,397 --> 00:40:39,146 - all marked and ready for your signature. - Okay. 558 00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:42,378 You know, Miss Stone, 559 00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:46,853 I've been signing stacks of these for weeks, and I hate to pry, but what are they? 560 00:40:47,981 --> 00:40:49,768 Oh, just tiny little forms... 561 00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:52,770 so that we can pay the contractors working on the modernization. 562 00:40:55,566 --> 00:40:58,282 We remodeled our kitchen a couple of years ago, 563 00:40:58,445 --> 00:41:02,724 and let me tell you, contractors can be real pirates. 564 00:41:02,862 --> 00:41:05,414 - I'm gonna read these over. - No! 565 00:41:07,727 --> 00:41:11,339 You're much too busy for that, Mr. Flintstone. 566 00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:13,259 Besides, 567 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:16,042 reading is my job. 568 00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:19,207 You wouldn't want to put poor little old me... 569 00:41:19,503 --> 00:41:21,577 out of work, now, would you? 570 00:41:21,712 --> 00:41:23,980 No. 571 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,345 Your wife. Mm-mmm. 572 00:41:30,479 --> 00:41:32,901 - Your wife. - My wife. Wilma? 573 00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:36,302 - Wilma! What a surprise! - So it would seem. 574 00:41:36,463 --> 00:41:39,214 Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife Mrs. Flagstone... 575 00:41:39,345 --> 00:41:41,931 and our daughter, um, um, um, um... 576 00:41:42,097 --> 00:41:44,103 Isn't she beautiful? My family. 577 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,467 -I've heard so much about you. -Well, I wish that I could say the same. 578 00:41:47,601 --> 00:41:51,309 That'll be all, Miss Stone. I'll sign those documents and place them on your desk. 579 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,229 Whatever you want. 580 00:41:58,546 --> 00:42:02,670 - Your secretary is very attractive. - Really? I hadn't noticed. 581 00:42:02,802 --> 00:42:05,552 - Did I mention she chisels eighteen words a minute? - Hmm. 582 00:42:07,185 --> 00:42:10,503 Hey, Wilma, did ya ever see one of these? 583 00:42:11,921 --> 00:42:14,606 My wife is the most beautiful gal in Bedrock. 584 00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:17,706 - "My wife is the most beautiful gal in Bedrock. " - Nice try, Fred. 585 00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:20,076 "Nice try, Fred. " 586 00:42:20,146 --> 00:42:20,593 "Nice try, Fred. " 587 00:42:20,754 --> 00:42:24,813 Fred! I've come to talk about the Rubbles' troubles. 588 00:42:24,915 --> 00:42:26,703 Hasn't Barney found a job yet? 589 00:42:26,834 --> 00:42:30,664 It's gotten so bad, they've had to rent out their house just to make ends meet. 590 00:42:30,803 --> 00:42:33,455 Really. Where are they gonna live? 591 00:42:41,523 --> 00:42:43,312 Thank you. 592 00:42:52,372 --> 00:42:54,129 Isn't this nice, Betty? 593 00:42:54,294 --> 00:42:57,424 The Flintstones and the Rubbles, all under one roof. 594 00:42:57,556 --> 00:43:01,551 Yes, but this is such an imposition. Are you sure it's okay with Fred? 595 00:43:01,717 --> 00:43:04,086 Oh, absolutely. 596 00:43:04,214 --> 00:43:08,468 As a matter of fact, he thinks it was his idea. 597 00:43:08,596 --> 00:43:12,459 - Hey, Freddie, a couple of cool ones. - Oh, yeah. 598 00:43:16,789 --> 00:43:19,540 How about it, Barn? 599 00:43:19,671 --> 00:43:23,412 -Flintstones and Rubbles under one roof. -But it's only temporary. 600 00:43:23,573 --> 00:43:25,298 It'd better be. 601 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:30,004 - It'd better be! - Yeah! 602 00:43:30,135 --> 00:43:33,298 Ah, Barn, I admire ya; you've lost your job, your dignity, 603 00:43:33,462 --> 00:43:36,846 but not your sense of humor. 604 00:43:37,015 --> 00:43:39,796 Hey, cut it out, Fred! 605 00:43:41,336 --> 00:43:43,125 You like your steak rare? 606 00:43:43,255 --> 00:43:45,144 - Yeah. - That one's yours. 607 00:43:45,433 --> 00:43:48,564 Hey, hey, stop! Come here, you purple rodent! 608 00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:52,526 Don't forget to wash that off before you eat it! 609 00:43:52,697 --> 00:43:54,484 Come here! Give me that! 610 00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:58,071 Help! Somebody! 611 00:43:58,201 --> 00:44:01,169 Ohhhh! 612 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:26,357 Flintstone gets the rock. 613 00:44:26,651 --> 00:44:28,538 He sets his shot. He shoots! 614 00:44:29,722 --> 00:44:31,512 Ohh! 615 00:44:31,643 --> 00:44:34,064 Oh! Oh, boy. 616 00:44:35,386 --> 00:44:37,362 Miss Stone, what a pleasant surprise. 617 00:44:37,531 --> 00:44:39,352 Oh. What happened here? 618 00:44:40,795 --> 00:44:44,210 - That's what I'd like to know! - I'll get someone to fix it. 619 00:44:44,379 --> 00:44:46,134 Oh, Miss Stone? 620 00:44:46,299 --> 00:44:49,017 Before you go, there's something bothering me... 621 00:44:49,179 --> 00:44:51,930 - about this new system we're putting in here. - Oh? 622 00:44:52,061 --> 00:44:54,547 Yeah. I don't pretend to understand it all, 623 00:44:54,716 --> 00:44:58,328 - but wouldn't this put a lot of my guys out of work? - How would I know? 624 00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:00,914 I'm just a little ol' secretary. 625 00:45:01,211 --> 00:45:03,450 Are you kiddin' me? You're smart! 626 00:45:03,581 --> 00:45:05,369 I could tell that right off. 627 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:09,112 There's a lot more to you than you... er... uh... 628 00:45:09,309 --> 00:45:12,058 - You... I mean... - Thank you. 629 00:45:16,796 --> 00:45:21,914 I sure hope I didn't get you into too much trouble with your wife the other day. 630 00:45:22,044 --> 00:45:25,754 Nah. Wilma always forgives me. She knows I love her. 631 00:45:25,918 --> 00:45:28,220 - And you do, don't you? - Are you kiddin'? 632 00:45:28,383 --> 00:45:32,243 I'll never forget, the first time I met her. She was working at a restaurant. 633 00:45:32,382 --> 00:45:36,277 I won this "All You Can Eat" contest and she was the one that cleaned me off. 634 00:45:36,413 --> 00:45:39,611 Every night I go home and look at her and I think, 635 00:45:39,776 --> 00:45:44,827 "What is a beautiful woman like that doing with a big galoot like me?" 636 00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:48,413 I think I know. 637 00:45:51,647 --> 00:45:54,016 - Where have you been? - With Fred. 638 00:45:54,144 --> 00:45:55,932 I mean, Mr. Flintstone. 639 00:45:56,063 --> 00:45:57,917 I'm worried, Cliff. 640 00:45:58,079 --> 00:46:02,007 - He's smarter than we thought. - He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning. 641 00:46:02,143 --> 00:46:04,054 He's been asking a lot of questions. 642 00:46:04,192 --> 00:46:07,191 I think we should just call the whole thing off. 643 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,653 No. No, I've got a better idea. 644 00:46:10,785 --> 00:46:13,205 Why don't we turn ourselves in, 645 00:46:13,377 --> 00:46:17,086 - then we can rot in jail until the poles freeze over. - I was just thinking... 646 00:46:17,217 --> 00:46:19,706 Stick to your strengths, Miss Stone. 647 00:46:21,314 --> 00:46:23,223 And I'll stick to mine. 648 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:27,001 Besides, 649 00:46:27,137 --> 00:46:32,374 if Mr. Flintstone insists on being so conscientious, 650 00:46:32,514 --> 00:46:34,849 perhaps we can give Fred... 651 00:46:35,010 --> 00:46:37,791 something to take his mind off work, hmm? 652 00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:41,729 - A bonus? - That's right, Fred! 653 00:46:42,051 --> 00:46:43,904 - You deserve it. - For what? 654 00:46:44,065 --> 00:46:47,001 Don't be modest, you go-getter, you! 655 00:46:47,202 --> 00:46:49,918 And Fred, let me let you in on a little secret. 656 00:46:50,371 --> 00:46:53,273 If you really want to become a top executive at this company, 657 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:56,767 you've got to start living like one. 658 00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:10,140 Yabba-dabba-doo! 659 00:47:12,741 --> 00:47:15,161 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 660 00:47:15,331 --> 00:47:18,976 They're the modern Stone Age family 661 00:47:19,108 --> 00:47:21,695 From the town of Bedrock 662 00:47:21,829 --> 00:47:24,218 - They're a page right out of history - Good afternoon, madam. 663 00:47:24,388 --> 00:47:26,528 - Full serve, please. - Let's ride 664 00:47:26,694 --> 00:47:28,516 With the family down the street 665 00:47:28,676 --> 00:47:31,361 Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet 666 00:47:31,526 --> 00:47:34,907 When you're with the Flintstones 667 00:47:35,077 --> 00:47:39,006 - Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time - Oh, dear! 668 00:47:39,174 --> 00:47:42,022 We'll have a gay old time 669 00:47:55,718 --> 00:47:58,501 Good boy. 670 00:47:58,632 --> 00:48:01,664 Good, Wilma! Use your arms. Perfect. That's four. 671 00:48:01,798 --> 00:48:04,734 - Betty! Towel. - And good. Five. Strong, tight. Go six. 672 00:48:04,871 --> 00:48:08,963 - Keep going. Go eight. Strong, tight. Go nine. - A yabba-dabba-doo time 673 00:48:09,127 --> 00:48:11,494 The Flintstones! 674 00:48:20,071 --> 00:48:23,072 We'll have a gay old 675 00:48:23,241 --> 00:48:27,135 - Time - Ohhhhh! 676 00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:29,161 Yeah! 677 00:48:31,848 --> 00:48:35,394 Who said money doesn't buy happiness? 678 00:48:35,529 --> 00:48:39,272 But, Fred, isn't this all too much too fast? 679 00:48:39,402 --> 00:48:42,532 Wilma, in the buffet of life there are no second helpings. 680 00:48:42,696 --> 00:48:45,414 You gotta fill up your plate, top off your cup, 681 00:48:45,577 --> 00:48:48,425 and stuff a few rolls in your pocket. 682 00:48:48,746 --> 00:48:50,437 Fred, stop! 683 00:48:50,730 --> 00:48:52,900 Mmm. Frisky! 684 00:48:55,275 --> 00:48:57,347 You know, Barney, life's funny. 685 00:48:57,513 --> 00:48:59,817 One minute people are your best friends, 686 00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:04,234 the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves. 687 00:49:04,363 --> 00:49:06,534 - You too, huh? - Oh, Barney, they've changed. 688 00:49:06,698 --> 00:49:09,383 I hardly know them since Fred's become such a big shot. 689 00:49:09,516 --> 00:49:13,409 And it should be us squanderin' all our money and treatin' our friends like dirt. 690 00:49:13,738 --> 00:49:16,903 - What do you mean? - Oh, nothin'. 691 00:49:19,213 --> 00:49:21,034 Just sour grapes, I guess. 692 00:49:21,164 --> 00:49:22,951 Oh, don't worry, Barney. 693 00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:24,907 It's gonna get better. 694 00:49:25,037 --> 00:49:28,298 One day we're gonna look back on all this and we'll laugh. 695 00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:31,940 Geez, I hope so, Betty, 'cause tomorrow they got me testin' shark repellent. 696 00:49:32,076 --> 00:49:35,175 Mmm. Oh, Barney. Ooh. 697 00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:41,607 Leaving early? 698 00:49:41,772 --> 00:49:44,840 Actually, the wife and I were going to have dinner tonight at Cavern on the Green. 699 00:49:44,974 --> 00:49:47,940 Ooh, pricey. Be sure to put that on your expense account. 700 00:49:49,229 --> 00:49:51,237 Fred, before you go... 701 00:49:51,373 --> 00:49:55,116 - Would you mind chipping your "X" on a couple of these? - Yeah, sure. What are they? 702 00:49:55,247 --> 00:49:59,436 Well, you sign these and your buddies down in the quarry get some much-needed time off. 703 00:49:59,598 --> 00:50:03,908 No kiddin'! I guess Mr. Slate finally noticed all those memos I been sendin' in. 704 00:50:04,046 --> 00:50:07,659 I hope the guys will know who's to thank for this. 705 00:50:07,823 --> 00:50:10,639 I'll make sure you get all the credit. 706 00:50:16,336 --> 00:50:19,630 Mr. Flintstone, up to now our relationship... 707 00:50:19,951 --> 00:50:23,334 - has not been based on mutuality of admiration or respect. - Huh? 708 00:50:23,503 --> 00:50:26,820 Put simply, you hate my bird guts and I think you're dumber than mud. 709 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,887 - Ah. Well, good night. - Still, I wish to pass on an old dictum... 710 00:50:31,057 --> 00:50:32,845 from business school that may be apropos. 711 00:50:32,976 --> 00:50:35,561 Only an idiot signs something before reading it. 712 00:50:35,695 --> 00:50:39,470 Excuse me. I'm the executive, you're the office equipment. 713 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,351 If I want to ask the office equipment for advice, 714 00:50:42,513 --> 00:50:44,519 I'll ask the water cooler! 715 00:50:44,945 --> 00:50:48,206 Ladies and gentlemen, the B. C.-52's! 716 00:50:51,025 --> 00:50:55,564 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey 717 00:50:57,650 --> 00:50:59,624 Twitch 718 00:51:00,977 --> 00:51:04,077 Well, I know a place where the hipsters go 719 00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:06,959 Called Bedrock Twitch, twitch 720 00:51:07,091 --> 00:51:10,407 'Cause they're itching for it down in prehistoric 721 00:51:10,578 --> 00:51:13,874 Bedrock Twitch, twitch 722 00:51:14,067 --> 00:51:16,618 It's a funky town so I'll see you down 723 00:51:16,817 --> 00:51:19,633 It's a funky town called Bedrock, yeah 724 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:23,057 Oh, the Stone Age crowd is twitching proud 725 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,511 In Bedrock Twitch, twitch 726 00:51:26,674 --> 00:51:30,472 They do the twitch Twitch, twitch, come on 727 00:51:38,005 --> 00:51:39,411 Twitch, twitch 728 00:51:41,588 --> 00:51:43,498 Twitch, twitch 729 00:51:44,821 --> 00:51:45,998 Twitch, twitch 730 00:51:47,732 --> 00:51:50,515 Twitch, twitch 731 00:51:53,108 --> 00:51:55,661 Do it, come on, baby Do it, do it, do it 732 00:51:55,989 --> 00:51:59,470 - Do the twitch like you got an itch, itch - Yeah, yeah, yeah 733 00:51:59,797 --> 00:52:02,796 - Itch, itch, itch, itch - Yeah, yeah, yeah 734 00:52:02,933 --> 00:52:06,131 Twitch Thank you, Bedrock! 735 00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:09,610 Thanks, everybody. And remember, don't drink and pedal. 736 00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:10,928 Good night! 737 00:52:11,318 --> 00:52:11,819 Good night! 738 00:52:14,422 --> 00:52:18,480 - How 'bout a spin, Betty? - No, thank you, Fred. I'll wait till Barney gets here. 739 00:52:18,645 --> 00:52:21,494 He started some new job today. I'm not sure what time he gets done. 740 00:52:21,654 --> 00:52:25,234 While we're waiting, how about another carafe of the bubbly? Garcon! Whoops. 741 00:52:25,399 --> 00:52:27,886 Don't worry, Mr. Flintstone. I'll have that taken care of right away. 742 00:52:28,022 --> 00:52:29,779 Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 743 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:33,971 Table seven, sonny. 744 00:52:40,184 --> 00:52:41,809 Barney! 745 00:52:42,104 --> 00:52:45,520 Barney, nice skins! Sit down, take a load off! 746 00:52:45,656 --> 00:52:49,397 - I can't, Fred. I'm working here. - You're a busboy? 747 00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:54,062 - It's honest work. - Yeah, I don't have to fight Dino for my supper. 748 00:52:54,231 --> 00:52:58,803 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll get you a fresh tablecloth, sir. 749 00:53:01,241 --> 00:53:05,399 Wilma, you were worried he'd never find a job and we'd be stuck with him forever. 750 00:53:07,289 --> 00:53:09,176 Ow! 751 00:53:12,506 --> 00:53:17,144 Flintstone! Flintstone! We want Flintstone! 752 00:53:17,274 --> 00:53:20,951 The demonstration continues to get uglier at Slate and Company... 753 00:53:21,114 --> 00:53:25,685 following the unexpected layoff of virtually the entire labor force... 754 00:53:25,851 --> 00:53:28,501 by V. P. Fred Flintstone. 755 00:53:28,635 --> 00:53:31,156 For the Cave News Network, this is Susan Rock. 756 00:53:31,322 --> 00:53:33,231 Fred, did you hear what happened to everyone at the quarry today? 757 00:53:33,402 --> 00:53:36,851 Yup. A few hours ago, I sent them all off on a nice, long vacation. 758 00:53:36,987 --> 00:53:39,856 You mean, a permanent vacation. He fired them! 759 00:53:39,995 --> 00:53:41,970 Fred! How could you? 760 00:53:42,108 --> 00:53:44,824 - I didn't do that. - You did too! It's all over the TV! 761 00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:48,851 - Fred! - Who are you going to believe... me or some busboy? 762 00:53:48,988 --> 00:53:51,640 That busboy is your best friend! 763 00:53:51,804 --> 00:53:55,666 Best friend? I lost my best friend the day I became an executive! 764 00:53:55,995 --> 00:53:58,517 He's just jealous of my hard-earned success. 765 00:53:58,844 --> 00:54:02,326 Hard-earned? Tell me something, Mr. Vice President, 766 00:54:02,494 --> 00:54:05,209 what's a graduated inventory plan, huh? 767 00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:07,447 How about supply and demand? 768 00:54:07,613 --> 00:54:10,809 Hey, Fred! What's two and two? 769 00:54:10,940 --> 00:54:14,869 I didn't come here to talk business. I'm out with my wife. 770 00:54:15,165 --> 00:54:17,272 Now, get me a clean spoon. 771 00:54:17,438 --> 00:54:20,023 That does it! 772 00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:24,730 The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you. 773 00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:28,636 - Oh, Barney. - Oh-ho-ho, that's rich! 774 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:33,534 What good would it do me to switch tests with the guy that got the lowest score? 775 00:54:33,727 --> 00:54:38,516 - Think about it, Fred. - Oh, finally it all makes sense. 776 00:54:38,687 --> 00:54:40,628 You don't believe this, do you? 777 00:54:40,767 --> 00:54:44,924 - Are you calling my husband a liar? - This has gone far enough. 778 00:54:45,087 --> 00:54:49,724 After everything that we've done for you. We took you into our home. 779 00:54:49,888 --> 00:54:53,116 Yeah? So you could show off every chance you got! 780 00:54:53,248 --> 00:54:55,517 You used to be such nice people, but now... 781 00:54:55,648 --> 00:54:58,911 you're just a couple of rich snobs! 782 00:54:59,073 --> 00:55:01,789 Better than being a couple of petty ingrates. 783 00:55:01,919 --> 00:55:05,695 Come on, Barney. We are moving out... tonight! 784 00:55:05,856 --> 00:55:08,572 Hang on, Betty. I forgot to punch out. 785 00:55:29,570 --> 00:55:32,471 Eh, put it up top. 786 00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:36,024 Betty, please. We can work it out. 787 00:55:36,227 --> 00:55:38,430 We're all civilized people here. 788 00:55:38,722 --> 00:55:41,024 It's too late, Wilma. 789 00:55:41,186 --> 00:55:44,984 Come on, we all said things that we didn't mean. 790 00:55:45,123 --> 00:55:46,911 Speak for yourself. 791 00:55:47,042 --> 00:55:48,929 Come on, Betty. Time to hit the road. 792 00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:53,113 Fred! Aren't you even the least bit sorry? 793 00:55:53,251 --> 00:55:56,415 Sure, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ever met the little moocher. 794 00:55:58,467 --> 00:56:00,224 Oh, Betty. 795 00:56:00,388 --> 00:56:02,143 - Good-bye, Wilma. - Oh. 796 00:56:23,109 --> 00:56:26,787 They're gone. 797 00:56:29,829 --> 00:56:33,506 I cannot believe you just let them walk out of our lives. 798 00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:38,427 - At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again. - And that is more important... 799 00:56:38,566 --> 00:56:40,540 than 20 years of friendship? 800 00:56:40,709 --> 00:56:42,434 It is on a hot day. 801 00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:45,435 They were holding us back, Wilma. 802 00:56:45,573 --> 00:56:49,829 We'll make new friends. There's 4,000 other people in this world! 803 00:56:49,957 --> 00:56:52,828 - Who needs the Rubbles? - I do. 804 00:56:52,999 --> 00:56:55,867 But I'll tell you what I don't need. 805 00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:58,973 I don't need... this necklace. 806 00:57:00,582 --> 00:57:03,616 You know, I don't need this lamp. 807 00:57:03,784 --> 00:57:08,062 And I don't need this television set. 808 00:57:08,199 --> 00:57:10,533 Not the TV! 809 00:57:10,663 --> 00:57:12,934 I don't need this. 810 00:57:13,064 --> 00:57:14,951 I don't need this. 811 00:57:15,079 --> 00:57:20,034 I don't think I'll be needing any of this bone china. 812 00:57:20,167 --> 00:57:23,583 Because I don't have any friends to invite to dinner. 813 00:57:23,753 --> 00:57:27,877 I don't think I'll be using any of these cups or saucers. 814 00:57:28,201 --> 00:57:33,189 You're gonna regret this. It's gonna take you hours to clean up this mess. 815 00:57:41,608 --> 00:57:44,163 All right, Wilma. Enough of this charade. 816 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:47,686 Come back now, and I'll forgive ya. 817 00:57:47,849 --> 00:57:50,436 Oh, you're bluffin', Wilma Slaghoople. 818 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:53,156 You're not going to your mother's. 819 00:57:53,322 --> 00:57:55,362 Once around the block, you'll realize... 820 00:57:55,498 --> 00:57:58,914 the folly of your ways and you'll come crawling back. 821 00:58:02,410 --> 00:58:04,199 Please. 822 00:58:30,701 --> 00:58:34,477 It's finally happened: I've become my father. 823 00:58:34,670 --> 00:58:36,840 Now, Barney, don't talk like that. 824 00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:39,723 - This place is fine for now. - Come on, Betty. 825 00:58:39,854 --> 00:58:42,667 We're living downwind from a family of wild boars. 826 00:58:42,830 --> 00:58:46,026 - Face it. We've hit rock bottom. - Hmm. 827 00:58:48,301 --> 00:58:50,474 Come here, little guy. 828 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:54,604 Can you say da-da? Say da-da. 829 00:58:54,735 --> 00:58:57,069 - Bamm-Bamm! - Oh. 830 00:58:57,230 --> 00:59:00,614 It doesn't really matter where we live, as long as we're together. 831 00:59:00,751 --> 00:59:02,954 Family hug! 832 00:59:10,992 --> 00:59:12,779 - Betty? - Hmm? 833 00:59:12,911 --> 00:59:16,806 Exactly where did you get those eggs? 834 00:59:19,919 --> 00:59:21,677 Sorry. 835 00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:25,638 I think it might be twins. 836 00:59:30,607 --> 00:59:32,551 There he is! 837 00:59:35,823 --> 00:59:37,963 You're a traitor, Flintstone! 838 00:59:38,128 --> 00:59:40,974 - Listen to me. I'm your friend. - You're no friend of ours! 839 00:59:41,138 --> 00:59:44,934 And you're a rotten bowler too! 840 00:59:55,505 --> 00:59:57,294 Good morning, Mr. Flint... 841 01:00:08,946 --> 01:00:12,591 - They made a fool of me. - Look what they had to work with. 842 01:00:12,724 --> 01:00:15,144 Wah! 843 01:00:15,282 --> 01:00:18,098 Flintstone, heard you were down in the file room. 844 01:00:18,228 --> 01:00:20,015 Find anything interesting? 845 01:00:20,147 --> 01:00:22,287 Yeah! I'm on to your little scam. 846 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:25,069 Billing phony companies and keeping the money for yourself. 847 01:00:25,203 --> 01:00:27,921 - I'm going to Mr. Slate. - Good idea. 848 01:00:28,085 --> 01:00:30,801 Turning yourself in might buy you a little leniency. 849 01:00:30,963 --> 01:00:34,031 - Me? This entire scheme was your idea. - True. 850 01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:37,033 But I've graciously decided to give you all the credit... 851 01:00:37,363 --> 01:00:39,186 since it's your name on the requisitions. 852 01:00:39,349 --> 01:00:41,137 I never touched any of that money! 853 01:00:41,268 --> 01:00:43,506 Hmm. Fred, please. 854 01:00:43,669 --> 01:00:48,175 Remodeling your house, furs, jewelry, a fully-equipped Le Sabertooth. 855 01:00:48,309 --> 01:00:51,821 - Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should have been more discreet. - I'm innocent! 856 01:00:51,956 --> 01:00:55,219 Oh, boo-hoo-hoo. Miss Stone, call security. 857 01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:57,514 Tell them we've uncovered an embezzler. 858 01:00:57,684 --> 01:01:00,981 Miss Stone, you'll back me up, won't ya? 859 01:01:02,356 --> 01:01:04,332 You better run while you still have a chance. 860 01:01:07,446 --> 01:01:09,235 You'll never get away with this. 861 01:01:09,398 --> 01:01:11,537 I already have. 862 01:01:24,695 --> 01:01:28,370 Here comes the pterodactyl. 863 01:01:30,328 --> 01:01:33,939 - Mmm-mmm-mmm. - It's no use, Mother. 864 01:01:34,072 --> 01:01:36,275 She misses Fred. 865 01:01:37,943 --> 01:01:40,595 I hope it's not that pesky Avrok lady again. 866 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:42,548 Oh! 867 01:01:43,607 --> 01:01:45,398 - Betty! - Oh. 868 01:01:45,528 --> 01:01:48,375 - Bamm-Bamm! - I have missed you so much. 869 01:01:48,535 --> 01:01:53,075 I don't care what Barney said; I couldn't let you go through this alone. 870 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:56,144 - Have you heard from Fred? - No. 871 01:01:59,961 --> 01:02:01,750 I spoke to a lawyer. 872 01:02:01,881 --> 01:02:05,111 If he's missing seven years, you can remarry. 873 01:02:05,242 --> 01:02:07,696 Mother! 874 01:02:07,865 --> 01:02:12,622 Well, wherever Fred is, I hope he knows I still love him. 875 01:02:12,762 --> 01:02:13,939 Ohh. 876 01:02:28,346 --> 01:02:30,965 Tonight, in a special edition of Bedrock's Most Wanted, 877 01:02:31,131 --> 01:02:33,945 we bring you the story that's rocked our city, 878 01:02:34,106 --> 01:02:36,889 "The Case Of The Embezzling Executive. " 879 01:02:40,474 --> 01:02:42,646 Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing? 880 01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:46,457 I'm an executive. I'm embezzling. 881 01:02:46,621 --> 01:02:48,246 I'm shocked! 882 01:02:48,379 --> 01:02:51,642 How could you ever marry that man? 883 01:02:51,773 --> 01:02:54,903 Mother! That man is not my husband. 884 01:02:55,068 --> 01:02:58,516 That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on The Young And The Thumbless. 885 01:02:58,653 --> 01:03:01,851 Fred might be a lot of things but a thief is not one of them. 886 01:03:01,981 --> 01:03:04,436 - Can you prove it? - Who cares? 887 01:03:04,605 --> 01:03:06,492 Yabba-dabba-dabba! 888 01:03:06,653 --> 01:03:09,434 - Yabba-dabba-dabba! - This menace remains at large... 889 01:03:09,597 --> 01:03:13,372 - We ask the public's help in apprehending... - Maybe I can. 890 01:03:30,461 --> 01:03:34,107 A little something to take that chill off. Take a swig of this. 891 01:03:34,238 --> 01:03:37,720 Put hair on your knuckles. 892 01:03:37,887 --> 01:03:41,879 Tell me something... You one of those guys that was laid off at the stone quarry? 893 01:03:42,015 --> 01:03:43,739 I used to work there. 894 01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:48,824 A lot of guys here would like to get their hands on the guy who's responsible for all this. 895 01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:53,215 - So they could hear his side of the story? - What? His side of the story? 896 01:03:57,471 --> 01:04:00,123 Huh? Flintstone! 897 01:04:00,256 --> 01:04:02,906 Flintstone! 898 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,860 It is! Flintstone! 899 01:04:12,543 --> 01:04:15,196 Squealer! 900 01:04:15,362 --> 01:04:17,149 Get him! 901 01:04:22,209 --> 01:04:27,392 Just think. This time tomorrow, we'll be on a pterodactyl winging our w... 902 01:04:27,713 --> 01:04:30,234 - Oh, Cliff. - Hmm? 903 01:04:30,371 --> 01:04:32,704 How come there's only one ticket to Rocapulco? 904 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:40,185 For your protection, darling. I thought I would go on a "business trip," while you... 905 01:04:40,355 --> 01:04:42,110 stay here to keep up appearances. 906 01:04:42,274 --> 01:04:45,145 Then, when we're sure it's safe, I'll send for you. 907 01:04:46,307 --> 01:04:48,794 Forgive me, Cliff. 908 01:04:50,052 --> 01:04:51,839 Looks like you've thought of everything. 909 01:05:04,482 --> 01:05:07,712 Psst. Excuse me! 910 01:05:09,923 --> 01:05:12,957 - Hello. - No, Mumsie, I don't want to go to school. 911 01:05:13,156 --> 01:05:16,125 The other boys make fun of me. 912 01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,049 Wake up! 913 01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:22,937 Oh, Mrs. Flintstone. To what do I owe the honor of this break-in? 914 01:05:23,109 --> 01:05:25,412 I need your help, Mr. Bird. 915 01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:28,411 - You hear everything that goes on in this office. - Mm-hmm. 916 01:05:28,548 --> 01:05:31,681 You are the only one who can help clear my husband. 917 01:05:32,006 --> 01:05:35,901 My, my, what a delicious irony. Thank you for sharing it with me. 918 01:05:36,039 --> 01:05:38,885 Now, let me share something with you. 919 01:05:41,287 --> 01:05:43,806 Oh, now, Wilma, calm down. 920 01:05:44,006 --> 01:05:48,000 - Maybe I can reason with him. - Ow! 921 01:05:48,135 --> 01:05:50,338 There. All set. 922 01:05:51,624 --> 01:05:55,103 You know, my only regret is I won't be around... 923 01:05:55,238 --> 01:06:00,127 when that shoddy new equipment blows up in their big, dumb faces. 924 01:06:00,263 --> 01:06:04,257 Oh, well, I'll just have to console myself with all that money. 925 01:06:05,702 --> 01:06:09,216 Hey, who's that? 926 01:06:12,361 --> 01:06:15,708 That's Flintstone's wife. 927 01:06:15,879 --> 01:06:18,695 What would she want with a stinky old dict... 928 01:06:18,857 --> 01:06:21,506 Son of a brachiosaurus! 929 01:06:21,639 --> 01:06:25,916 Well, Cliff. I guess you haven't thought of everything. 930 01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:29,863 Oh, this is far from over. 931 01:06:37,451 --> 01:06:39,238 String him up! 932 01:06:39,402 --> 01:06:41,408 You can't do this. I was framed! 933 01:06:41,546 --> 01:06:44,164 In a minute you're going to be boxed. 934 01:06:49,866 --> 01:06:51,655 Anybody want a snowcone? 935 01:06:51,786 --> 01:06:54,307 - Barney! - Fred! 936 01:06:54,602 --> 01:06:56,642 - What are you doing here? - I'm getting lynched! 937 01:06:56,809 --> 01:07:02,309 - Oh. I got cherry, lime, rocky road. - Do you know this guy? 938 01:07:02,442 --> 01:07:06,087 Know him? He used to be my best friend. 939 01:07:06,251 --> 01:07:10,027 In a way, if it wasn't for me, this whole mess probably wouldn't have happened. 940 01:07:10,155 --> 01:07:14,433 Thanks for filling us in. We could've made a very big mistake here. 941 01:07:15,883 --> 01:07:17,770 - Hang both of 'em. - What? 942 01:07:17,931 --> 01:07:20,681 Gee, take it easy. They make you pay for your own uniforms. 943 01:07:22,828 --> 01:07:25,763 Barney, I thought you came to save me. 944 01:07:25,932 --> 01:07:30,057 Save you? I saw a crowd, I figured I'd sell a few snowcones. 945 01:07:30,189 --> 01:07:32,970 - You mean you haven't forgiven me yet? - Nope. 946 01:07:33,099 --> 01:07:35,010 Frankly, I don't think this is going to help. 947 01:07:35,181 --> 01:07:37,514 - I took a cherry. - I can't break a 20. 948 01:07:37,805 --> 01:07:40,653 Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! 949 01:07:40,781 --> 01:07:44,578 Look, Barn, I know you're still a little mad at me. 950 01:07:44,718 --> 01:07:48,873 But I want you to know, if I had to have someone hanging next to me, 951 01:07:49,005 --> 01:07:51,526 I'm glad it's you. 952 01:07:53,581 --> 01:07:57,095 I guess switchin' them tests didn't turn out much like I planned, huh, Fred? 953 01:07:57,262 --> 01:07:59,149 Hey, got any lemon? 954 01:07:59,341 --> 01:08:01,099 Check in the back. 955 01:08:01,262 --> 01:08:04,711 Gee, why can't business be this good every day? 956 01:08:04,847 --> 01:08:07,181 The story of my life. 957 01:08:07,343 --> 01:08:10,126 - I'm a loser. - No, you're not. 958 01:08:10,447 --> 01:08:13,894 - This makes me a winner? - No, but you're the best friend a guy ever had... 959 01:08:14,063 --> 01:08:16,912 and that makes you a winner in my book, pal. 960 01:08:17,232 --> 01:08:21,062 Me... I'm just a big jerk. 961 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,263 Ah, everybody loves you, Fred. 962 01:08:25,457 --> 01:08:27,212 Except for this lynch mob. 963 01:08:27,376 --> 01:08:29,742 Ah, Barn. 964 01:08:29,903 --> 01:08:31,846 Ah, Fred. 965 01:08:35,696 --> 01:08:39,951 You'll have plenty of time to bond in the afterlife. 966 01:08:41,778 --> 01:08:44,972 Wilma, look! 967 01:08:47,473 --> 01:08:50,471 Watch out for that tree! 968 01:08:55,056 --> 01:08:57,676 Now wait, everybody. 969 01:08:59,186 --> 01:09:00,974 Fred is innocent. 970 01:09:02,898 --> 01:09:05,712 Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does? 971 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:09,138 Everybody, listen to him. 972 01:09:09,297 --> 01:09:13,870 First things first. I demand an apology. 973 01:09:14,003 --> 01:09:17,386 - I'm sorry! - Not you, him. 974 01:09:17,715 --> 01:09:20,682 Me? Apologize to a bird? 975 01:09:20,818 --> 01:09:23,753 Not Fred Flintstone! 976 01:09:23,892 --> 01:09:26,280 I had hoped we might be colleagues but instead, you've treated me as if... 977 01:09:26,419 --> 01:09:28,875 I were an ordinary piece of office furniture. 978 01:09:29,171 --> 01:09:31,407 I may eat bugs, but I have feelings, Mr. Flintstone. 979 01:09:31,539 --> 01:09:34,671 - And you've hurt them. - Aww. 980 01:09:37,301 --> 01:09:41,969 Uh, well, look, I know I could've been a little more sensitive. 981 01:09:42,132 --> 01:09:44,751 - Especially when you were molting. - Ohh. 982 01:09:44,917 --> 01:09:46,988 So, I'm... sorry. 983 01:09:47,124 --> 01:09:49,972 I don't think they heard you in the back. 984 01:09:50,261 --> 01:09:53,426 - I'm sorry. - Pardon? 985 01:09:53,589 --> 01:09:56,938 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - Ohh. 986 01:09:57,076 --> 01:09:59,151 Now, then. 987 01:09:59,318 --> 01:10:03,955 Gather 'round, everyone. I'll tell you the tale of an unsophisticated man... 988 01:10:04,086 --> 01:10:06,736 caught up in a treacherous web of power, 989 01:10:06,901 --> 01:10:09,106 deceit and lust. 990 01:10:09,271 --> 01:10:11,474 Ooh, yeah. 991 01:10:12,885 --> 01:10:16,148 Why is the door open? 992 01:10:17,654 --> 01:10:20,273 - Betty, the door is open! - Wilma, something's wrong! 993 01:10:26,135 --> 01:10:28,624 - Pebbles! - Bamm-Bamm! 994 01:10:31,159 --> 01:10:34,193 What kind of madman would do something like this? 995 01:10:39,224 --> 01:10:40,849 That's a poor poochie. 996 01:10:41,145 --> 01:10:45,106 That's a baby. That's a baby. 997 01:10:50,137 --> 01:10:53,813 - Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are gone! - They left this. 998 01:10:53,943 --> 01:10:56,595 - It's a note. - "If you want to see your kids again, 999 01:11:14,297 --> 01:11:16,916 Mr. Flintstone. 1000 01:11:17,114 --> 01:11:20,181 Stealing office equipment, really. Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1001 01:11:20,316 --> 01:11:24,307 Is this the kind of example you want to set for your daughter? 1002 01:11:24,473 --> 01:11:26,842 - Where are the kids? - The bird, please. 1003 01:11:29,146 --> 01:11:31,384 - First, we want our children. - Of course. 1004 01:11:35,676 --> 01:11:38,163 - Bamm-Bamm! - Take one more step, Mr. Rubble, 1005 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:42,042 and this quarry's safety record will be severely tarnished. 1006 01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:44,277 Now, give me the bird. 1007 01:11:44,603 --> 01:11:47,157 Go on, Fred. Give him what he wants. 1008 01:11:47,484 --> 01:11:49,872 - What? - Don't worry, I got a plan. 1009 01:11:50,076 --> 01:11:54,168 - We're gonna get the kids back and then we'll rescue you. - What a strategist. 1010 01:11:57,053 --> 01:11:58,678 I should have signed with Disney. 1011 01:11:58,972 --> 01:12:01,756 They never would've allowed this sort of thing to happen. 1012 01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:07,988 - Ahh! Thank you, gentlemen. - Easy. 1013 01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:11,156 And in the words of my beloved mother, 1014 01:12:11,486 --> 01:12:14,834 I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate. 1015 01:12:22,719 --> 01:12:24,922 Help, Daddy! 1016 01:12:31,198 --> 01:12:33,588 Let's discuss this, Cliff. May I call you Cliff? 1017 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:35,891 Barney, too much pressure. 1018 01:12:44,128 --> 01:12:47,093 One, two, three... 1019 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:51,007 Nice goin'. 1020 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,167 - Now what do we do? - You get the kids, I'll try and stop this. 1021 01:13:17,441 --> 01:13:19,547 Whoa! 1022 01:13:28,578 --> 01:13:32,222 Cliffy, have I ever told you you have a very distinguished chin? 1023 01:13:32,353 --> 01:13:35,005 Shut up! Aah! 1024 01:13:39,203 --> 01:13:41,919 Whoa! 1025 01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:44,833 Yo, ow, ow, ow, ow! 1026 01:13:47,682 --> 01:13:49,658 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 1027 01:13:49,828 --> 01:13:53,242 Too many years behind a desk. Mayday, mayday! 1028 01:13:58,499 --> 01:14:00,802 Hi, Da-da. 1029 01:14:01,923 --> 01:14:03,898 You did it! You called me da-da! 1030 01:14:06,085 --> 01:14:07,906 Oh, Barney, you lunkhead! 1031 01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:23,393 What am I going to do? I gotta think of somethin'. 1032 01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:30,017 Not now. 1033 01:14:36,582 --> 01:14:38,469 Wake up, Uncle Barney! 1034 01:14:41,767 --> 01:14:43,621 Help, help! 1035 01:14:43,783 --> 01:14:47,361 Save me! Save me from this mad M. B. A.! 1036 01:14:47,494 --> 01:14:51,357 - Don't worry. I'll take care of him. - My hero. 1037 01:14:53,927 --> 01:14:55,714 Yipes. 1038 01:14:55,846 --> 01:14:58,978 Flintstone, kiss your bird good-bye. 1039 01:15:01,385 --> 01:15:03,588 Oh, mama. 1040 01:15:08,808 --> 01:15:10,946 Will there be anything else, Mr. Flintstone? 1041 01:15:11,175 --> 01:15:13,216 No, Miss Stone. Take the rest of the day off. 1042 01:15:46,122 --> 01:15:50,377 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1043 01:15:54,347 --> 01:15:56,102 Cliff? 1044 01:15:56,266 --> 01:15:59,168 It's time for you and me to interface. 1045 01:16:14,444 --> 01:16:17,738 - Aah! - Stee-rike! 1046 01:16:37,932 --> 01:16:38,499 And then, Cliff said, 1047 01:16:39,885 --> 01:16:43,113 "True. But I've graciously decided to give you all the credit, 1048 01:16:49,166 --> 01:16:52,461 Mr. Flintstone, I may not be in on Monday. 1049 01:16:52,782 --> 01:16:54,922 Don't worry, Miss Stone. I'll tell 'em what you did. 1050 01:16:55,055 --> 01:16:58,632 - I'm sure they'll let you off easy. - I've been a very bad girl. 1051 01:16:58,829 --> 01:17:01,318 But you have to admit, 1052 01:17:01,519 --> 01:17:05,349 I was very, very good at it. 1053 01:17:08,526 --> 01:17:10,894 Come on, do it for Mommy. Who am I? 1054 01:17:11,023 --> 01:17:13,411 - Bamm-Bamm! - Oh. 1055 01:17:16,111 --> 01:17:18,118 Thank goodness, you're all right. 1056 01:17:18,287 --> 01:17:22,543 Well, I'm not going to jail, but it won't be easy getting a new job. 1057 01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:25,770 What kind of reference is Mr. Slate gonna give me after I destroyed his quarry? 1058 01:17:25,904 --> 01:17:28,871 None of this was your fault. Mr. Slate will understand. 1059 01:17:29,232 --> 01:17:31,469 Flintstone! 1060 01:17:31,633 --> 01:17:34,054 Sure, now he gets my name right. 1061 01:17:34,224 --> 01:17:37,040 How did this happen? 1062 01:17:37,201 --> 01:17:40,780 Mr. Slate, it all started when the Rubbles here wanted to adopt a baby. 1063 01:17:40,913 --> 01:17:43,596 Not that! 1064 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,802 How did this happen to Cliff? 1065 01:17:47,057 --> 01:17:49,065 Well, you see, Mr. Slate, 1066 01:17:49,393 --> 01:17:51,850 the machinery went haywire and the rocks got all crushed up... 1067 01:17:51,985 --> 01:17:54,287 and that got mixed in with water and that came all down the hill. 1068 01:17:54,417 --> 01:17:59,119 - Mr. Slate, I'm sorry! - Sorry? I love this stuff! 1069 01:17:59,249 --> 01:18:02,185 I'm gonna name it after my daughter Concretia. 1070 01:18:03,730 --> 01:18:05,933 Flintstone, you're a genius! 1071 01:18:07,251 --> 01:18:09,999 Me? Really? Why? 1072 01:18:10,130 --> 01:18:15,019 Don't you see? Thanks to concrete, man can now shape his own destiny. 1073 01:18:15,315 --> 01:18:17,520 - The Stone Age is over! - Ahh. 1074 01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:21,033 First thing, I want you to hire back all the men, Flintstone. 1075 01:18:21,202 --> 01:18:23,505 - We're going into production immediately. - We? 1076 01:18:23,635 --> 01:18:27,827 That's right. You are hereby promoted to President of the entire Concrete Division. 1077 01:18:27,956 --> 01:18:29,362 Yabba... 1078 01:18:35,796 --> 01:18:40,171 That's a real nice offer, Mr. Slate, but unfortunately, I'm gonna have to turn you down. 1079 01:18:40,339 --> 01:18:44,464 Don't listen to him, Mr. Slate. Fred, it's a great job! This time, you deserve it. 1080 01:18:44,597 --> 01:18:47,083 Barney, all my life I wanted to be a somebody. 1081 01:18:47,254 --> 01:18:50,067 And when I finally did, I turned into somebody I didn't like. 1082 01:18:50,196 --> 01:18:53,296 Good grief, man, have you lost your mind? 1083 01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:55,850 This could make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. 1084 01:18:56,021 --> 01:18:59,153 I was always the richest man in the world. 1085 01:18:59,478 --> 01:19:01,747 I just never knew it. 1086 01:19:01,877 --> 01:19:03,733 So, if it's okay with you, Mr. Slate, 1087 01:19:03,895 --> 01:19:06,741 all I want is my old job back and my old life. 1088 01:19:06,902 --> 01:19:10,099 Fred. 1089 01:19:10,231 --> 01:19:12,618 And two weeks paid vacation for all the men in the quarry, 1090 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,894 an annual cost of livin' increase... 1091 01:19:15,062 --> 01:19:17,778 and those little packets of ketchup in the lunchroom. 1092 01:19:17,910 --> 01:19:21,140 - Done! - Thanks, boss. See you at the company picnic. 1093 01:19:23,511 --> 01:19:27,372 There goes the best executive I ever had. 1094 01:19:27,542 --> 01:19:29,846 - Fred, I'm so proud of you. - And I'm proud of you, Barney. 1095 01:19:30,168 --> 01:19:31,760 - I'm starving! - Me too! 1096 01:19:32,087 --> 01:19:35,470 What do you say we get some breakfast. Snake and eggs for everybody. 1097 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,094 - My treat. Barney... - Great. 1098 01:19:38,391 --> 01:19:42,897 - Yeah, Fred? - Could you spot me a couple bucks? I'm a little short. 1099 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:45,709 - Not this time! - What? 1100 01:20:04,474 --> 01:20:06,840 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 1101 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:10,134 They're a modern Stone Age family 1102 01:20:11,226 --> 01:20:13,015 From the town of Bedrock 1103 01:20:13,146 --> 01:20:16,823 They're a page right out of history 1104 01:20:18,394 --> 01:20:21,013 Someday maybe Fred will win the fight 1105 01:20:21,211 --> 01:20:23,631 Then that cat will stay out for the night 1106 01:20:23,963 --> 01:20:26,102 When you're with the Flintstones 1107 01:20:26,236 --> 01:20:29,649 Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time 1108 01:20:29,818 --> 01:20:32,689 We'll have a gay old time 1109 01:20:37,052 --> 01:20:41,754 - Wilma! - We'll have a gay old time 1110 01:20:41,884 --> 01:20:44,185 Wilma! 1111 01:20:51,101 --> 01:20:54,580 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1112 01:21:00,636 --> 01:21:02,939 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 1113 01:21:03,261 --> 01:21:06,874 They're the modern Stone Age family 1114 01:21:07,198 --> 01:21:09,619 From the town of Bedrock 1115 01:21:09,756 --> 01:21:13,467 They're a page right out of history 1116 01:21:13,597 --> 01:21:16,948 Let's ride with the family down the street 1117 01:21:17,086 --> 01:21:20,183 Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet 1118 01:21:20,350 --> 01:21:22,806 When you're with the Flintstones 1119 01:21:22,975 --> 01:21:26,838 Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time 1120 01:21:27,007 --> 01:21:30,301 We'll have a gay old time 1121 01:22:08,769 --> 01:22:11,386 The Flintstones! 1122 01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:15,676 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 1123 01:22:15,809 --> 01:22:19,454 They're the modern Stone Age family 1124 01:22:19,618 --> 01:22:22,137 From the town of Bedrock 1125 01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:26,047 They're a page right out of history 1126 01:22:26,178 --> 01:22:29,376 Someday maybe Fred will win the fight 1127 01:22:29,698 --> 01:22:32,632 Then that cat will stay out for the night 1128 01:22:32,801 --> 01:22:35,137 When you're with the Flintstones 1129 01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:39,354 Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time 1130 01:22:39,524 --> 01:22:42,718 We'll have a gay old time 1131 01:22:49,476 --> 01:22:56,633 We'll have a gay old time 1132 01:22:56,771 --> 01:22:58,429 Yeah! 1133 01:23:02,915 --> 01:23:04,477 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1134 01:23:04,677 --> 01:23:07,196 I was travelin' to Earth and what did I spot 1135 01:23:07,365 --> 01:23:09,537 A little village by the water Sign said Bedrock 1136 01:23:09,669 --> 01:23:12,156 I met this kid named Freddie Didn't wear no socks 1137 01:23:12,292 --> 01:23:14,846 He had a part-time gig at the Gravel Pit slingin' rocks 1138 01:23:14,982 --> 01:23:17,795 Said he was into hip hop, could he kick a spell, I told him go for it 1139 01:23:17,924 --> 01:23:20,512 But at first said what you think I said you're style is prehistoric 1140 01:23:20,677 --> 01:23:23,492 Sounds stuck in the Stone Age You're still using a hammer and chisel 1141 01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:25,345 Carving out your lyrics on stone pages 1142 01:23:25,510 --> 01:23:28,477 It's about time you heard a style from a real before-the-wheel rapper 1143 01:23:28,612 --> 01:23:30,851 Set it off and he said yabba-dabba-doo 1144 01:23:31,142 --> 01:23:33,149 Then he got the crew The fella's suddenly standing 1145 01:23:33,349 --> 01:23:35,106 In the middle of a crowd of K drummers 1146 01:23:35,271 --> 01:23:37,374 Sayin' tell us how you flipped the script and ripped 1147 01:23:37,510 --> 01:23:40,358 I get busy one time They said yeah, yeah, I'm hip, I'm hip 1148 01:23:40,519 --> 01:23:42,274 Didn't know the time Didn't know about fly 1149 01:23:42,439 --> 01:23:45,604 So I, you know, I had to show a Cave Man how to rock 1150 01:23:48,583 --> 01:23:51,234 In the Stone Age 1151 01:23:51,399 --> 01:23:53,187 I showed a Cave Man how to rock 1152 01:23:53,351 --> 01:23:56,483 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1153 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:01,319 In the Stone Age 1154 01:24:01,481 --> 01:24:03,236 I showed a Cave Man how to rock 1155 01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:06,335 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1156 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:16,191 Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone 1157 01:24:19,752 --> 01:24:23,049 Hey, Freddie boy Don't try to get too close 1158 01:24:23,177 --> 01:24:26,374 I don't want to catch a mammoth dose 1159 01:24:29,161 --> 01:24:32,162 We'll meet at the Bedrock disco 1160 01:24:32,298 --> 01:24:38,277 Who cares when I got T. Rex on my radio 1161 01:24:38,474 --> 01:24:43,657 On this prehistoric day I feel duty-bound to say 1162 01:24:43,819 --> 01:24:48,227 Before I reach my destination 1163 01:24:48,394 --> 01:24:53,349 On this prehistoric day I feel duty-bound to say 1164 01:24:53,675 --> 01:24:58,019 I owes an explanation 1165 01:24:58,155 --> 01:25:00,904 Give me one good reason 1166 01:25:02,956 --> 01:25:06,118 Give me two good reasons 1167 01:25:07,821 --> 01:25:10,983 Give me three good reasons 1168 01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:14,945 Why's men do what they do 1169 01:25:18,317 --> 01:25:21,894 Yabba-dabba-doo, Yabba-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-doo 1170 01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:29,226 Anarchy in Bedrock 1171 01:25:29,357 --> 01:25:32,618 Stop in some time and meet Betty and Wilma 1172 01:25:32,748 --> 01:25:36,011 Try some Flint upside-down Rubble bubble cake 1173 01:25:36,140 --> 01:25:38,891 Or just try Fruity Pebbles 1174 01:25:39,022 --> 01:25:41,705 'Cause I 1175 01:25:41,869 --> 01:25:44,837 Wanna be 1176 01:25:45,006 --> 01:25:47,013 Fred Flintstone 1177 01:25:49,167 --> 01:25:52,395 Is this the U. S. D. A. 1178 01:25:52,525 --> 01:25:55,658 Is this Hollywood 1179 01:25:55,790 --> 01:25:58,691 Is this Bedrock 1180 01:25:59,024 --> 01:26:02,121 I thought it was Hollyrock 1181 01:26:02,287 --> 01:26:04,427 'Cause I 1182 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,948 Wanna be 1183 01:26:08,078 --> 01:26:10,054 Fred Flintstone 1184 01:26:12,847 --> 01:26:15,914 Yabba-dabba-doo 1185 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:26,540 Wilma! 92631