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- Previously, on "All Stars"...

My God.

- This is not my day.

- Nina, I'll be
there in two seconds.

- You're funny.

So I gotcha.

- Thank you for doing
my karma for me.

No, I'm just kidding.

- But I'm not taking my
eye off of Ms. Andrews.

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we are playing
the Snatch Game of Love.

- I'm doing Liberace.

- But Shannel's
also doing Liberace.

- Yeah, can you
even believe that?

- We're all doing Liberace.

- Who would you
give your badge to?

- I mean, if I were to win,
I would give it to Nina.

- And I think if I won, I'd
probably give it to Shannel.

So there's an alliance going on.

- I look forward to hopefully
tickling those ivories,

and RuPaul, the ebonies.

- I can't wait to sniff
your ass after this.

Get me in there.

- Nina West.

- Wow, I mean, you breathed
life and comedy into him.

- Gottmik, it was
captivating and so clever.

And it just goes to show
you how smart you are.

- Thank you.

- The top two All Stars of the
week are

Nina West and Gottmik.

You've each earned two
Beautiful Benefactress Badges...

One to keep,
and one to give away.

This is your chance to
win $10,000 for your cause

and cut off one
of your fellow queens

from receiving a Beautiful
Benefactress Badge next week.

Gottmik, condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

With great power comes
great responsibility.

- Snip, snip bitch.

My God.

- Yay!
- Congratulations.

Thanks, gorgeous!

Yeah!

My God, I just won
my second lip sync.

- Condragulations, ladies.

- I'm the first queen
with two badges now.

And I have $20,000
for Trans Lifeline.

Gorgeous, I am stacking
it up for them, honey.

- Now poor me.

- Bitch, I've got
my eyes on you now.

- No!

- The Beverly Hills
Chihuahua looks pissed.

Don't get bit, girl.

Chihuahuas are the worst.

They bite at the ankles.

- Girl, how dare you dog
walk me out there like that?

My God.

I don't know,
I was looking up there,

I was like, who has a badge.

And you're just such
an amazing performer,

and I was like, if someone's
going to win the next week,

it might be her.

My brain just went to you.

I'm so sorry.

- I see you, bitch.

I see you.

Bitch, she definitely
made the wrong move

because I'm coming
for Gottmik as soon

as I get the opportunity to.

Like girl, watch out.

- So who got badges?
- I do.

- You got a badge.

Shannel does not.
I do not.

And Vanjie.

Everybody else got one.

And Mik has two.

- You are the frontrunner.

- Welcome to the game, girl.

My God.

- And now we have
badges to give away.

- Do y'all know who you
want to give them to?

- Um, no, I actually don't.

- I don't know either.

- Are there alliances?

- I think there are alliances.

- Who's yours?
- I don't have one.

- OK, me neither.

- I think it's
more like cliques.

- I feel like we all talk
to everybody, though.

- Well, it's just like you and
Gottmik, y'all are cliquey.

The two of you are cliquey.

Like you know...
- The two of you, cliquey.

- No, but it's not a bad thing.

It's click, click, click,
click, click, click, click.

- It is a little cliquey.

But I don't think
it's no alliances.

- But the question
was about alliances.

How did it became
cliquey with friends?

- No, no, I just said it's more
like cliquey, not alliances.

- But that wasn't the question.

So now you're saying
something that

had nothing to do with
the price of tea in China.

We were asking about alliances.

An alliance and being friends
it's two different things.

- Completely.

- Just because
we're friends, that

don't mean I want her
to give me a badge

because I'm your good dude.

Just because I'm
really close with Mik

does not mean I'm
expecting a handout.

Bitch, no.

I don't want no one to
think just because Mik

is like excelling
and slaying it,

that I'm thinking
I'm going to be...

- I don't think you're trying
to write anybody's coattails.

- No, not at all.

- So we all still kumbaya.

Very good.

- I don't need no help
from anybody else.

I can get to the top by myself.

- Today got really real.

- Yeah.

- I know me.

And I know what I'm capable of.

So it's time to dish
it up like a buffet.

You know, like a little
adobo, let it marinate.

We about to get mofongo.
It's going down.

- It's getting
severe up in here, girl.

- Everybody's going
to get a plate.

Don't worry.
You gon' eat and eat good.

- I can't wait to see
what happens next week.

- The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars" receives

a one-year supply of Anastasia
Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a $200,000 donation to
the charity of their choice,

courtesy of the Palette Fund,
with extra special

guest judges Brothers Osborne.

- Yas!

- Come on, good morning.

- Another day, another slay.

It's a new day in the Werk Room.

We are three challenges in.

And the doll ain't
got no badge yet.

And I don't play no middle game.

I'm a top dog.

So it's time for me
to get my badge.

- All right, ladies, how are
we feeling after last week?

- Cliquey.

- Cliquey, I guess.

- So does that mean that this
is the era of the clique, then?

Is that what... is
that what we're doing?

- We're in our clique era.

Let me give you something
a little bit more

interesting to ruminate on.

- OK.

- We have badges
to give away today.

I'm not going to speak for Mik,
but I'm a little stressed

out by it because
in the conversation of cliques

and alliances, I think people
think I'm automatically going

to give it to Shannel because
you think we're in an alliance.

I mean, there's so many things
now factoring into our choices.

It's a lot of pressure.

I am considering Shannel.

However, I'm also
considering Roxxxy

because Roxxxy really helped
me on my sewing challenge

a couple weeks ago.

So this is a heavy
decision because every move

has to be kind of strategic.

- But I don't think there's
nothing talky, talky, cliquey,

cliquey going on.

- Wait, so Shannel
and Angeria, you

guys really aren't in a clique
or alliance or anything?

- Excuse me?

What?

- I have a badge to give.

And I wanted to give to
someone without a badge.

But then I was like, OK,
if Shannel and Angeria

are going off together...

- First of all, cause me and
Shannel have not had like one

conversation like that.

- At all.
- Like at all.

- I have absolutely no clue
what you're talking about.

- Because I remember
when I was listening,

you two were going
off for Nina only.

And I was hearing it.

My God.

My God.

- Rewind the footage.

- Take it off, Nina.

Take it off, Nina!

Werk, Nina!

- Mik came in with a bomb.

- This is insane.

- Baby, that was her.

That wasn't me.

- And then I also heard that
it was being discussed as well.

- What was being discussed?

- That you guys were talking
about helping each other out.

Everyone is saying
that there's no alliances.

But let me tell you,
little birdies around here

are telling me certain
people are in alliances.

And the more I hear,
the more I'm noticing.

So I'm like, is it true?

And I just missed everything?

I don't know.
But signs are pointing to yes.

- But what I'm trying to
figure out... where is that...

- Here's the problem,
here's the problem.

The issue to me is that someone
or someones in the eight of us

has said that and put
that into your head.

That bothers me.

- So let's just say we
don't have no cliques.

We have no alliances.

- No.
- And we're dropping it all.

- Case closed, no alliances.

No.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Look at you.

- My All Stars, last week,
Nina West and Gottmik each

earned two Beautiful
Benefactress Badges.

One to keep, and
one to give away.

Time has come to share the love.

Nina West, which queen
will receive your

Beautiful Benefactress Badge?

- I am going to give my
Beautiful Benefactress Badge

to...

One of my sisters
who doesn't have one,

Roxxxy Andrews.

- Aww!

- Thank you, sister.

- I'm shocked.
I'm gagging.

She gave the badge to Roxxxy,

who is one
of the biggest threats

in the whole competition.

Like what?

- How lovely.

That's very sweet.

Gottmik, whom shall receive
your Beautiful

Benefactress Badge?

- I am also going to
give my badge to someone

who does not have one.

So I am going to give mine to...

- Vanjie.

- Aww!

- Sisters!

Here we go, my gosh.

- It's a clique!

- Ooh!

- For Mik to still go ahead
and give it to me regardless

of what people think,
you don't find

friends like that these days.

And this is just
solidified my mission

to actually earn my own badge.

- Now, teamwork
makes the dream work.

So before we move on,
I want you to pair up.

- But what are we doing?

- Everyone is just like...

- Pair up,
choose a partner, don't be shy.

- We're all afraid to be
viewed as an alliance.

So we have to choose someone
that is not our best friend.

- So I see we have
Shannel and Angeria,

Plastique and Jorgeous,

Roxxxy and Vanjie,

Gottmik and Nina.

- Being that I'm the
only one without a badge,

I am 100% on board
to work with Angeria.

She's doing really well
in the competition.

She does high glam like I do.

But if anybody is thinking that
I'm in some sort of an alliance

with her, now they're
really probably

going to think, well, and that

just proved it right there.

- Now, ladykins, I have
a real treat for you.

I've invited some men for you
to play with this week.

Ooh.

- Please welcome
four real life heroes.

My God.

Daddy alert.

I didn't know it
was my birthday.

- From Grand Rapids,
Ohio, meet Adam.

- Hi!
- Hey, Adam!

- From Atlanta, GA, meet Anaré.

- Hi!
- Hey!

- From Los Angeles,
California, meet Brad Lee.

- Hi, Brad Lee.

- And last but not least, from
Denver, Colorado, meet Nathan.

- Hi.
- Hey!

- Welcome, firefighters.

I want to thank you personally
for your bravery and courage.

And by bravery and
courage, I mean

agreeing to come on this show.

My queens, for this week's Maxi
Challenge, working in pairs,

I want you to transform
these courageous firefighters

into smoking hot pop stars.

- Come on.

- That's right.

We are looking for
a fierce girl group ensemble.

- But wait, there's more.

In addition
to a head-to-toe makeover,

you and your firefighters will
write, record, and perform

a song called "Pussy on Fire."

Yeah, honey, it's
about to be a five

alarm fire up in this bitch.

Now, firefighters, as
our honored guests,

I want you to help
pick your groups.

So to get to know the
queens a little better,

we're going to do
some speed dating.

- Y'all ready?

Set, go.

- All right.

- Come on over!

My God, we going speed dating?

- Hey, daddy, what's up?

- Hello.

- How's it going?

I ain't been on
the dating so long.

I don't know what to wear.

This is just so sudden.

Nobody told me I was
going on a date, girl.

- Did you ever save
a cat from a tree?

- I have not.
- No?

Is that only in movies?

- So let's get down to
the nitty gritty, you dance?

- You know, interesting
thing, I have.

- What kind of dance?

- We did the Electric Slide.

- The Electric Slide?

- Do you guys have
dance experience?

- I used to work at a...
At a gay bar as a go-go dancer.

- Are you straight?
- I am.

I knew it.

- It was, in truth, the most
welcoming, fun environment

that I'd been in.

- If I can be completely
honest with you,

I'm trying to focus.

But he's so hot.

He's so sweet
and so, so, so dreamy.

I just got lost...
I just got lost.

I'm sorry, I was like
engrossed in your conversation.

- I'd paint you so hard.

- Between makeup and stage,
we've got you covered.

- Sick.
I will keep that in mind.

- What's your end goal?

Give me the look.

- OK, have you ever
watched "Sailor Moon"?

- Anime?
- Yes.

- OK, all right, 'cause
I'm a gay superhero, you know?

- Yes, exactly.
- Yes!

- So that works.
- Have you ever done drag?

- I've never done drag.

I have knowledge of the scene.

Y'all give us an
escape, you know?

I feel like sometimes,
people don't appreciate

what y'all doing.

- I really appreciate that.

Like you really see us.

- I'm Brad Lee.

- Brad Lee, I'm Bryan.
- You have pretty eyes.

- You have pretty eyes as well.
- It's nice to meet you.

- You have pretty eyes as well.
- Vanjie... my God, so do you.

- I'm a hugger.

So if you ever
need hugs, find me.

I'll help you.
Give me one.

- Are we going to
make out right now?

- OK, literally.

- Do you dance?
- I dance.

- You dance.
You got rhythm.

- So never been in heels?

- Well, when I
was little, I used

to walk around in my mom's.

That's how they knew,
he kind of zesty.

- When I'm watching the show,
what I draw towards, I guess,

would be like
a pageant queen type.

Ooh!

- Now we talking.
- He said...

- So I like to dress up,
like flamboyant.

My whole thing is, why can't
straight guys be cute too?

- Exactly.

- Do you guys think
you can make me sexy?

- Well, you are sexy.

And let me tell you something.
- Thank you.

- This bitch's makeup skills
are like out of this world.

You'll look in the
mirror and be like...

I want the tall one.

- All right, kids.

Time is up officially.

- Gotta hug our fireman.

- Thank you so much.

- That is a very firm handshake,

do you hear me right?

- All right, firefighters,
it's time to choose

your girl group partners.

Now, in alphabetical
order, start with Adam,

which pair do you choose?

- As much as I enjoyed my
dates with all the queens,

I am choosing Roxxxy
and Miss Vanjie.

- OK.

- Our firefighter daddy.

- Anaré, which pair of
queens do you choose?

- I wanted somebody
who had energy

I got to say that Plastique
and Jorgeous, that's my crew.

OK.

- Won over!

- Up next, Brad Lee.

- The pair that is going
to glam me up the best

and make me pretty is going
to be Angeria and Shannel.

My goodness.

- Come on over here, Brad Lee.

Come to your mamas.

- I love it, love it.

- Nathan, that means you'll be
working with Nina and Gottmik.

- I am here to make it hot.

So let's get it.

- OK, come on over.

- Yay.

- All-Stars, start
your fire engine.

And may the best drag queen win.

- Well, thank you
for picking us.

- Hey, you guys
were perfect for me.

I picked the right group.

- Yes, you picked
the right group.

It is a makeover challenge.

My God, I'm so excited.

I won my makeover challenge.

I can't wait to
work with Vanjie.

And we just happen
to be the two girls

who just got gifted badges.

So we have the exact
same motivation,

to earn our own badges.

We got this.

- What is your favorite
like girl group?

I don't know if you have a...

- Girl group, probably
like Destiny's Child type.

- That's what we're here to do.

And you're going
to be the Beyoncé.

You're the star.

We're your backup.

We're there for you.

We're going to...

OK, OK.

I've never won a
challenge before ever

on "Drag Race" history.

But I almost won the make
over challenge on season 11

because I had Ariel
looking just like me.

We look like Tia Tamera.

So me and Roxxxy
doing a makeover,

I feel like real
confident about it.

We both can balance
each other's strengths.

She can sew something quick.

I can do choreography,
write some lyrics.

- Something and
we leave them wet.

Whoa.

- I'm going to put it
down, leave them wet.

- Put that in there.
Hold the hose down.

I don't think it could be any
perfecter, the perfect trio,

thank you.

- So this is the pink
that I brought.

And there's three
different looks.

This is a gown.

But we can change this
into something else.

And I have this fabric.

You know I'm smart.

- You know I brought more fabric.
- I know you brought...

- There's a lot of different
ways to do a girl group look.

But I know the mission.

I done won this
challenge before.

You're going to put your
eye on somebody who's

wearing all three
of the same color

in different cuts and shapes.

We're just going to stick out.

- Do like this.

Yes!
- Yeah!

- What's your charities?

- Mine is NAMI, National
Alliance on Mental Illness.

- Mentally ill, got you.
- Yes.

- Mine is Asian-American
Foundation.

- We got to win some money then.

- Yeah, we do.

Me and Plastique
are over the moon

right now that we got Anaré.

This might be
a good height for you.

- Something in the middle.

- Ooh!

- He said he wants it higher.

- Something in the middle.

- Girl, he's sickening.

He's kind of sassy a little bit.

And that's what me
and Plastique are too.

So we're going to
make him over so good.

This is what I was
thinking for myself.

- OK.

- Little strappy moment.
- OK.

- Throw that over here.

- We are thinking
of doing a "Powerpuff Girl"

anime type of girl group.

- This is going to fit perfect.

- It may work.

- Yes!

- Anaré is so
receptive of everything

that we're throwing at him...

- It's coming together.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- that it makes this
process almost too easy.

- All y'all hoes
better watch out.

- Go home.
Go home.

- Everybody go home.

- OK, let's listen to this song.

- Figure it out.

- All right, so
"Pussy on Fire."

- I like the title.

- Normally you take
a pill to get rid

of that, shot or something.

- I'll be honest
with you, writing

lyrics is challenging for me.

Yeah, so I was thinking like
what if we were each talking

about our pussies.

I feel like formulating
the verse and all

that is more in my wheelhouse.

And Shannel is an
amazing makeup artist.

So this challenge is
definitely something

me and Shannel
can meet in the middle with.

So we can get these badges.

- So it's a one
shoulder moment here.

And then this is the fully
rhinestoned bodysuit with

this crazy fucking cool bra.

And then like I've got
this one is a bodysuit.

And then it has this corset.

My God, what is
happening over there?

- There's so many bold
patterns and fabrics.

- There's a sick
little moment here.

- Do you know any
firefighting puns?

- Like to keep it wet.

Like to keep it wet,
call us when it's hot.

We'll continue
to bring the heat.

- God.

- I love this.

These firefighters,
these real life superheroes,

happen to love our community
and love the art of drag.

And now, they're helping us
raise money for our charities.

They're about to
become superheroes

of a whole different kind.

- Why don't we try
to fit a corset?

Go ahead and take
your shirt off.

- Shirt off?
- Yeah, if you want.

- I mean, if you want.

OK great, OK great,
so you work out, awesome.

- We'll go around this way.

Honey.

- Ooh!

- The firefighter Mik and
Nina got, he a go-go dancer.

He got the big chest out.

They probably
haven't even thought

about the makeover aspect yet.

They over there thinking about...

- My aesthetic is a little
bit different than Mik's.

You know, like...

- Fun, vibrant.

- This, I mean, it's all...

But honestly, in my opinion,
it doesn't go with the song.

- This is really hard because
Nina's camp and I'm vamp.

She brought literal '60s smocks.

I feel like a girl.

I brought slut rocker dresses.

And we have to somehow
have a baby that

is a body-building fireman.

- It's a little Peg Bundy-ish.

- I just don't know
about the color.

- Mik already hates it.

- No, no.

- So we won't have you do that.

- OK.

- Should I be in more Nina hair?

- No, I think we just try to
create a cohesive girl group.

- This is the most pressure
I've felt in this competition

so far just because
people are starting

to call me the frontrunner.

And unfortunately,
because I have two badges,

I think if I don't
win this week,

I am going to be a target
for people to cut off.

So I'm nervous.

- Are you OK?

- How do they feel?

Jiggle them a little bit.

- No, do like this...
- They look a little centered.

- There you go.

Atta girl, come on.

You know, when you
put people in drag,

you forget what all it takes.

- Ooh, now, we're talking,
good boob job.

- We can't do this.

We cannot do that.

- But I feel like there's
good teachers everywhere.

- More hips back,
pull your shoulders back.

- This ain't the
after school program.

We're like at Harvard
with these hoes,

pulling out stunts and getting
these firefighters together.

This is like boot camp,
drag boot camp.

- They're getting mad.

They're getting mad.

- It's like shut up.

Look at this.

Look at him.

- Come on, Valerie.

- Come on.

- What have you got?

My God.

- We're out here doing drag.

- Hello, everybody.

- Hello.

- Well, it looks like
you're all getting

along like a house on fire.

Yes.

- Angeria, Shannel,
and Brad Lee, come on over.

- OK.

- Hello, mama.

Already sized up
like a girl group.

What is the secret
to a good girl group?

- I think being cohesive and
just being like a unit, when

you can look at all three
members of the group

and say, they are
definitely in the same group.

- Yes, Brad Lee is that why you
chose these two, because you

felt some type of a kinship?

- Definitely.

- Where did you...
Show me on your body

where you felt that kinship.

- Our eyes.

- In the eyes.

- That's the first
thing we noticed.

He was like, ooh,
y'all got pretty eyes.

We like, you do too.

- He does have beautiful eyes.

What made you
decide that this was

something you wanted to try?

- I don't have much family.

So I've been seeking that.

And so I've found a lot of
friends in the EDM community.

And there's a very rich
LGBTQ community there.

And so I think they say like
friends are your chosen family.

- Yeah, well, you will
find that our community,

we all kind of feel
like outsiders.

So together, we create a family.

I'm so happy that you're here.

- I've had a great time already.

- Good, good.

- All right, so, Nathan, what
is the name of your girl group?

- It's so good.

You want to tell it?
- Nathan actually created it.

- Called the Hose Draggers.

The wait, wait?

- The Hose Draggers.

- Like dragging a hose.

- Honey.

- So in the firehouse,
the grunt work,

basically, is the person
who's the hose dragger.

It's like the first
one off the engine,

you're pulling everything out.

It's grunt work.

But it's also like
the most necessary.

- I like that.

Look at that hose dragger.

- How dare you?

- All right, so who's
in charge of costumes?

- Gottmik and I
are so different.

So we want to...

I think we're going to try
to collaborate on a new baby.

- Are you creating
a new genre of girl group?

- Of human being.
- Of human being.

Wow, this should be interesting.

Have you ever done drag at all?

- I have not.

- Are you afraid of anything
involved with what these kids

are going to put you through?

- They eased me with the
whole tucking issues.

I don't think I'm
worried about it anymore.

- But, well, I mean,
depending on the outfit,

you may not have to tuck.

- Maybe you just
have a meaty tuck.

It's OK.

- I love...

- Have a big old fat...

Representation
for the fat cooty gang.

- Representation matters.

- That's right.

- Now, you have a kinship
to the LGBT community.

- I do.

My daughter is part
of the LGBTQ community.

She's a pansexual.

And also she's married to my
son-in-law, who's a trans male.

So it's very close to me.

And I love them both extremely.

- I love that.
Is that why you're doing this?

- Not only.

I think with everything
that's going on in the world,

it's important to be an
advocate and be out there.

And with the stigma
of firefighters

just being all macho and
manly, and I wanted to even

open up conversations there.

- Yeah.

- I never really had a
fatherly figure in my life.

And Vanjie as well, she
didn't have a father figure.

So it's kind of cool to see
how lucky his children are

and let him know that, you know,

thanks for being an awesome dad.

- It's just beautiful
to see people like him.

He got four kids.

But now I get to have,
a dad... a step-dad.

I'm like, you got five kids,
six kids because me and Roxxxy.

- Listen, thank you so
much for doing this.

- I'm super excited to be here.
Thank you.

- Good.

Ladies, you have Anaré.

Anaré, where in
Atlanta are you from?

- Southwest Atlanta,
right over there by...

- Campbellton Road.

- Yeah, you hit it, you hit it.
- OK, all right.

- From Wisconsin originally.
- Wisconsin?

They have Black folks
in Wisconsin?

- That's why I came to Hotlanta.

OK, now Jorgeous.
- Yes, RuPaul.

- Gottmik decided to give you

the Ruby Snippers last week.

How did that make you feel?

My God, girl, I'm so over
it because this challenge right

here, it's definitely
in our wheelhouse

with looks and everything.

But I can win money
for my charities.

Me being cut off is just
a little tiny obstacle

because even though I can't
get another badge this week,

thanks, Gottmik, bitch,
I need to win that coin

and get my revenge
with the Snipper.

So the girls better watch
out because me and Plastique

are coming for them.

- I cannot wait to see
how you turn it out.

- I'm so excited to show you.

We're having so much fun.

- Turn it.
- Yes.

- All right, welcome
to the main stage.

- This is where
the magic happens.

Good to know.
Good to know.

- Batten the hatches,
because it's

time to choreograph our
performance of "Pussy on Fire."

- Y'all got to teach
me how to walk, though.

- We don't have to
sobriety walk it.

- You need to soften this up.

My God.

- So like, I know you're
a big, muscular man.

- Nathan's very masculine.

- So do not pull my junk.

- I mean, you can
later if you want...

Which is hot.

But when you're trying
to put someone in drag,

you want to hide
the masculinity.

You're trying to
give silhouettes

that feminize everything.

So we have a lot to work on.

- We know that you have
a lot of dance experience.

Show us some choreography
that you think

would fit with "Pussy on Fire."

- Your favorite moves.

- Five, six, seven, eight.

My goodness.

I love that.

Then it clicked for me.

I'm like, wait,
why are we trying to hide

the masculinity at all?

Because with this bitch,
there's not a lot of places

you can hide all of that.

So let's show it.

You masc it up.
So that's cute.

So if you're like
you think of pussy,

well get ready for
the real thing.

- That's right.

- We are birthing a
Gottmik/Nina West hybrid

with a dash of Nathan's muscles.

- This hopefully could be
Mik's third win in a row...

- Yeah, that'd be dope.

- And my second in a row,
which would be magical.

And I think it can happen
because you're here.

You are really good.

And you can do that.

- They have a lot
riding on this.

I definitely think I
could step my game up.

And for their sake, I want
to be the best that I can.

- Got to win this.

- Hey, hey.
- Take it in.

Go get your life.

Get your life, Valerie.

Let's see how you walk.

- Relax your face.

Don't be thinking shit.

- Ooh, ooh.

Baby, Adam ain't the smoothest.

I need an oil can.

But we're just trying to
bend this body the way

it needs to be bent because
she needs to be pussy cock-cock

on the runway.

Like think you're
walking on tippy toes.

See how soft that got?

- I'm extremely nervous about
everything, to be honest.

Things definitely
are happening fast.

And they're really
walking me through it.

- Let me see a twerk.

You know the little girl
and the little cartoon?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how the babies came out.

Baby, Miss Valerie
is coming to life.

Yes, bitch.

Werk, bitch.

She's a drag queen
in the making.

We are earning our
own badges this week.

- So you should be center, and
we should like hold her hand.

- Sophisticated...
- Sophisticated but I can slay.

- But I can slay.

Is it out this way, not up?

- Yeah, out.

Me and Plastique, we are
feeling really ambitious when

it comes to this performance.

You know, we've been
talking all this talk.

Like, and we need to put our
money where our mouth is.

- We need to set up
another choreo part here

where we're like more fast.

- OK.

- Down and slap.

Hold on, do it again.

Plastique and Jorgeous,
they're moving quickly.

- My God, they're going to die.

- That's too much.

They over here doing twirls.

They're right-handed,
I'm left-handed.

- That felt sickening.
And then from here...

- It don't feel sickening.
- Really?

- Y'all come up with stuff
quick, you're so quick.

I'm exhausted.
- You got this.

- You got this.

We just got to workshop it.

And I feel like we
got this in the bag.

- Your hands need
to be more forward.

And you need to lighten up
the hand, I'll practice this.

- But it's more free.

- My shoulders just don't...

- That didn't work, how about
this, we come into the body,

and she stands and goes.

- Can you do this?

- His hands... his hands are
this big, putting his hand

on his face, it was like...

It's like these
hands are coming down

the runway first or something.

And then give them a...

No, roll up the hips.

- Like you're
feeling on yourself.

- I'm most nervous
about the choreography.

I know there's a lot of practice

and a lot more work
that's going to be

needed for me to perform.

But we're in it to win it.

- How do you feel?

- I feel like I need to...

I'm going to loosen up
a little bit, become

more comfortable with it.

So that I can put
my flair into it.

- You're going to be amazing.

We going to make it happen.

- Do it for Shannel.

OK, hoes.

- Here we are.

My God, it's the show day.

Roxxxy, move.

- Today, we get to perform our
numbers with our firefighters.

But first, we need
to get them in drag.

So what I'm going to do is put
a real pretty baby pink right

in the corner of the eye.

I may be the only one without
a badge, but not for long.

- Let's get to work.

- I am so excited to get up
into Miss Brad Lee's mug.

He's going to be whupped.

- Hey, guys.

- What's up, what's
up, what's up.

My God, hey.

- The boys are here.

- Hello.

- Look how colorful
you look today.

- That's so cute.
Look at your shirt.

- You look like you're
not getting in drag.

Like you're going on a
Caribbean cruise or something

over here, though.

- If you get nicked,
it's not my problem.

- No worries, no worries.

- That is nasty, all
those pubes on the floor.

- Do I look like an alien?

- No more than you did before.

- I don't want to be
in this group no more.

- You want to be in this
group, because we're

going to get that badge.

- See, you already got
the right mentality.

Gotta speak it into existence.

We going to get that badge.

- How would you feel about
getting your eyebrows shaved?

- Let's do it.

- You'll do it?

You'll do it for real?
- I'm here.

My God.

- I'm here for it all.

- You are here to commit.

- It's going to be lit.

My God, yay.

- We just want you to feel your
femininity as much as possible.

- I feel like I'm
coming full circle.

- Yes.

- Because you know, my father,
he was such a macho man.

You know what I'm saying?

- Is he accepting like now...

- He was always accepting
of my sexuality.

But I knew there was always
a concern with how feminine

I was going to be.

- Being able to like not
express that at a young age

really does fuck with
your mentality and how

like how you should act.

- Correct, it's like a
form of policing yourself.

- Exactly.

- And it's like, let's be free.

- Yes, exactly.

- Well, I'm so happy
that we're doing this.

I definitely feel
where he's coming from.

My dad, growing up, he was
like, it's fine for you

to be gay.

It's just I don't want you to
be super feminine because I

don't want nobody to hurt you.

Because my father
loved me so much.

- The way that you looked so
bomb clean shaven is insane.

- So now it's Anaré's chance
to be as feminine as possible

because she's working with the
two gayest bitches in here.

Yes, werk.

You said yes like
I done came to life.

- Yes, because we already see...

- We see it there.

My gosh.

- Did you shave your eyebrows?

- Wait, you shaved
your eyebrows?

- Yes, I did.

- You are not the partner
I thought you were.

- I didn't know
that was an option.

- So since your daughter
is pansexual and has

a trans husband
and stuff, have you

all ever felt like they were
being discriminated against?

- Not so much when
we're out and about.

But when it came
to Cally's wedding,

my mom couldn't come
because of her convictions,

which, you know, it still
is like a sore spot.

Because there's conditional
love in my mind.

It's just like it hurts.

But definitely, I know
Cally hurts from it.

You know what I mean?

And I want her to just
live a happy life.

- God, if every dad
could be like that,

we'd live in a different world.

- How have you guys
been feeling about

like all the drag
bans and everything

else going across the country?

- Girl, it is nuts.

I used to live in
Nashville, Tennessee.

And all the drag queens there
are like scared to go out,

they can't even go to
work without someone being

rude to them and shit.

- It's just unbelievable
shit that's going on.

Trying to tell us
that we're molesting

kids and bullshit.

- Seriously, fuck
all the way off.

- Yes.

- I work in a
Children's Hospital.

And it's like, I know
what kids are scared of.

And I can tell you
right now, it's

not a dude dressed as a woman.

- Hearing the support
from the firefighters,

it makes me feel
like we have hope.

You know, you can be a manly man

and still do this and have
fun and embrace all people all

walks of life, no
matter what they do,

what they want to do, and like...

I don't want to start crying.

Here we go.

It's just reassuring.

And it's nice to know that
with everything going on

and all this craziness and hate,

that there are still
good people out there.

And there's still people
that are standing with us

and not listening to the
stupidity on the news.

- I feel like I'm sending
my daughter to prom.

- You look like a
fucking bad bitch.

- Yes.

- They grow up so fast.

- The firefighters look so good.

We're ready to hit the stage.

And we're going to let them know

that our pussies are on what?

Fire.

- This mug's everywhere.

- I put my foot in
this fucking mug.

- Saucy Susan.

- Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

I smell something burning.

It's Michelle Visage.

- Fire in the hole.

Fire in the hole!

- He's a five alarm flamer.

It's Ross Matthews.

What are you going to do,
charge me with smoking?

God, can we do it again?

And the fabulous country duo,
welcome Brothers Osborne.

Now, TJ and John,
have you ever done drag?

- One of us has,
and it's the straight one.

- I dressed up as my lovely
wife for Halloween one year.

And I will say, I gave
her a run for her money.

- Ooh.

- Did anybody get lucky?

- Not me.

- This week, we
challenged our queens

to transform brave firefighters
into smoking hot pop stars.

And tonight, on the main
stage, it's the world

debut of "Pussy on Fire."

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

Category is smoking
hot pop stars.

Up first, the Hoezes,
Miss Vanjie, Roxxxy Andrews,

and Valerie Valentine.

- Ooh, Ooh.

- Now, that's one firefighter
who can work a pole.

- It certainly is.

- Ooh, it is Valentine's Day.

- We are giving you
the ultimate Pepto

Bismol pop star girl group.

We look about Pussycat
Dolls, Destiny's Child,

Tina Knowles production.

So we're giving you
hot and sexy and ready

for the award show.

- Hand on your hip,
let your backbone slip.

- Up next, Meow Meow Mixxx...

Plastique Tiara,
Jorgeous, and Angelique.

- Ooh, come on, seduction.

- Mama, Angelique is
stomping down this runway.

We're not just any girl group.

We're a superhero girl group.

Get into it, mama.

- Put them lips
together and blow.

- How hard?

- Up next, the Pussycat Hose...

Angeria, Shannel,
and Natasha Bradley.

- It's Jem and the Whorograms.

- We are the Pussycat Hose.

And we are definitely giving
you some blonde bombshell

glamazon teas.

Bitch, my daughter
looks sickening, OK?

She is just a tall
glass of water.

She is feeling her fantasy.

- She looks like she
slides up the fire pole.

- The Hose Draggers...

Nina West, Gottmik,
and Anita Blaze.

- My goodness.

- It's the Supremes,
as in Nacho Supreme.

- Girl, Anita Blaze is
blazing down the runway.

We are in our '60s Nina looks.

I got everyone in
black hair to bring

a little Gottmik into this.

We are birthing some kind
of sympatico diva baby

in the form of a straight man.

I mean, see you later.

- Do you know mouth to mouth?

- How do you think
she gets her protein?

- And now, it's time for the
world debut of "Pussy on Fire."

- Welcome, queens.

I've got one thing to say.

There's some hose in this house.

Now, it's time for
the judges' critiques.

First up, the Hoezes,

Miss Vanjie and Roxxxy Andrews.

Now, this is Adam before.

- Damn!

- Hi.

- And this is Valerie Valentine.

- Valerie Valentine, one
question, how bad do you want

to fuck yourself right now?

- I told him I wanted
a few minutes alone.

- Yeah, I get it.

You look so hot.

What a transformation.

Right away, you read
like a pop girl group,

which was the assignment.

So job well done.

By the time you got
to the musical number,

you poured gasoline
on your drag.

- Now, I know by looking at you,

without even asking, that's
a Roxxxy Andrews production.

You made all of those
work for everybody.

Even Valerie Valentine looked...

Yeah, she was all up in
the Hoezes collection.

I enjoyed it.

- You all have done such
a great job, I thought,

to make her the star
and the centerpiece of it all.

I was really blown away by it.

That is so awesome
doing something

you've never done before.

You are completely
transforming yourself.

Not only did you get
rid of your facial hair,

you got some boobs too, man.

This is crazy.

You went all the way.

- Y'all look so gorgeous.

Valerie, what do you think your
daughter will think of this?

- She's going to absolutely,
without a doubt, love it.

It's going to make her year.

- I love it.

- Well, thank you.

- Thank you.

- All right, up next,
it's Meow Meow Mixxx.

Plastique Tiara...

- Hello.

- And Jorgeous.

- Hello.

- This is Anaré before.

And this is Angelique Vachon.

- Get into it.

- OK, first off, it's
like the Powerpuff Girls.

- You got it!

- Is that what you're doing?

- Yes!
- I love it.

And I am here for it.

You guys absolutely killed it.

It's one of my favorites today.

- I totally agree.

And for you, Angelique,
to walk out here, and look

up on that level with these gals

was really, really impressive.

- I loved the references.

Thought your choreography
was really cute.

Angelique, you can dance.

You know how to get down.

And you're with the
right girls to do that.

- For a second,
I was like, wait, which

one's a firefighter again?

Come on now.
- It's me.

- I knew it.

- I'm the one.

- They told me that
no soul can clock.

- Thank you all.

- Thank you.

- Up next, the Pussycat Hose.

- Hey.

- Angeria Paris VanMichaels
and Shannel.

Now, this is Brad Lee before

and this is Natasha Bradley.

- Your song is so filthy.

If you look at the lyrics,
it's all about an STD?

- Yeah.

- There you go.

- That's beautiful.

- Thank you.

- You see, as songwriters,
you're looking for the line.

And you've found the line,
hissing while I'm pissing,

I'm like son of a bitch,
why didn't I think of that?

- And then you repeated it.

- I came up with that line.

- OK, OK.

- I knew it.

- Yes.

My goodness, we've got
a Gershwin on our hands.

- I loved it.
I thought you were great.

- Thank you.

- Natasha, you were out there
giving the best that you could.

And we really enjoyed seeing
you because you look gorgeous.

The paint is gorgeous.

Who did it?

Shannel, I mean, your
paint is always next level.

And it looked beautiful on her.

- It looks like Natasha is
the focal point of the group,

like a space age Ziggy Stardust
storyline, which is different

from what y'all are wearing.

The most cohesive thing is
y'all wearing the same shoes.

- Yep.

- That's it, we a girl group.

- Now, Natasha, what
do you feel like?

- Like a badass,
that's for sure.

- You look like a badass.

- I like to say, too, I
loved working with Shannel

and Angeria, all the queens.

Everybody's embraced me and us.

And it has been a life
changing experience.

- I'm happy because we are so
indebted to all of the work

that you all do in your job.

Thank you.

Up next, the Hose Draggers...

Nina West, Gottmik.

And this is Nathan before.

And this is Anita Blaze.

My God.

- You come right out of the
gate with call me Quasimodo,

because I'm going
to ring that bell.

It's so fucking strong.

- Yeah, we almost fell
out of our chairs.

- Yeah, that was also like,
why didn't I think of that one?

So favorite lyric of
the entire performance.

- I thought you kids
were so cute and so fun.

You're all different
sizes, shapes, and colors,

and that's the beauty of it.

It still somehow worked.

Even now seeing Gottmik behind
Nina, is like, hello, I'm here.

And you are another one,
Anita, who's got the moves.

You were up there
flexing your guns.

You didn't really need
to give us the gun show

because we could see it.

But it's really, really cute.

- Quite frankly, it
was nice that someone

brought some masculinity around
here other than Michelle.

- Yes.

- Anita Blaze, what do you
feel like from the inside out

once you saw yourself?

- Inside out sounds like what
my dick is doing right now.

And it kind of hurts.

But I feel like they
both did just a good job

of capturing who
I am as a person,

just in had a different look.

I didn't have to change anything

about myself beyond
what my appearance says.

- Well, well done.

Thank you, queens.

I think we've heard enough.

Now, to our smoking
hot firefighters,

I can't thank you
enough for coming

to play with us this week.

In the spirit of
paying it forward,

we're giving each of
you $1,000 to donate

to the charity of your choice.

All Stars, while you
untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we are looking for the
top two All Stars of the week.

- Listen, the Hoezes
were on fire.

They visually,
I'm going to say it,

were my favorite of the night.

The cohesiveness, the way
Roxxxy made those outfits,

I thought the way they
did their choreography,

their lyrics,
their performance, I thought

it was all so good and so now.

- And they took someone who has
never done that in their life

and made them feel
right at home.

And that's all you can
ask for in this challenge.

- All right, let's
talk Meow Meow Mixxx.

- Angelique, she was phenomenal.

And I've never seen
anyone so comfortable

doing anything in my life.

I will have to say, those
were my favorite outfits

because they swung for
the fences with those.

- I think if I were to leave
here today and remember

a look the most, I think it
would be theirs because they

were very different colors

but somehow
all still fit together.

I thought it was really
cool and really bold.

And I loved it.

- The names in and of itself
were basically the only thing

that brought them
together because really

it wasn't cohesive, apart for
the names on their outfit.

- I know that they weren't
all the same color,

it wasn't a House
of Darion situation.

But I could see a girl
group rocking those looks.

- The Pussycat Hose.

- Natasha looked phenomenal.

I think it's just they
forgot to do them.

Because there was no
cohesion with those look.

They were from different eras.

- What I want to
give them credit for

is knowing that Natasha
Bradley was not a dancer.

She was a walker.

And what they did was help that.

- She looked incredible.

As soon as she came out,
I was like, whoa.

I thought they did
their queen right.

And I was very impressed by it.

- All right, the Hose Draggers.

I just love saying that name.

- You know, I think
Anita was my favorite

in terms of the
performance because she

just came out there blazing.

She just was so ready to go.

And I liked the
aesthetic of Gottmik

and Nina West coming together.

My brain actually hurts
thinking about it.

But it worked for me.

- He's a strapping dude.

And they had to work with that.

And I feel like
a lot of the moves

that they did were
to lift Anita Blaze up.

And I think they
absolutely nailed that.

- All right, silence,
I made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your pop star
runway presentations

and your "Pussy on Fire"
performances...

- Here we go.

- I've made some decisions.

- The top two All
Stars of the week are...

Roxxxy Andrews and Miss Vanjie.

- This is the first
time I won a challenge.

This is a good day.

I'm writing this one
down in the book.

- They got the top.

- They got the top two.

- Condragulations,
you've each earned a Beautiful

Benefactress Badge.

And you're both one step
closer to winning the $200,000

grand prize for your charity.

- Thank you.

- Ladykins, the rest
of you can take a seat.

- You better do it big, y'all.

- Love you.

- You better fuck it up, bitch.

- Come on Vanjie.
- Get it.

Lord.

- This is going to be nasty.

- Two All Stars,
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your
chance to impress me, win

$10,000 for your cause,
and earn the power

to cut off one

of your fellow
queens from receiving

a Beautiful Benefactress
Badge next week.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Charity.

- Roxxxy going to give
me a run for the money.

I know miss thing's
going to bring it.

So I better get it together.

I need to get some
money for the SPCA.

- Baby, I got my badge.

And I'm ready to lip-synch.

I have some stiff competition.

But, baby, I've never
lost the lip sync.

And I ain't trying to be
a loser doll this week, OK?

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

My God.

- Bitch, y'all ate that.

- Yas!

- My girls.

- Whoo, All Stars,
I've made my decision.

Roxxxy Andrews, Miss Vanjie,

it's a tie.

- Yay!

Rah!

- Work it, girl.

- Yas!

- Condragulations,
you are both winners, baby.

You've each won
a cash tip of $5,000

for your charities,
Miracle of Love and the ASPCA.

- Yes.

- Queens, please join Roxxxy
and Miss Vanjie on the stage.

Roxxxy, Miss Vanjie,
with great power

comes great responsibility.

Using the Ruby Snippers,
together, you

need to decide which one
of your fellow queens

you'll cut off from receiving
a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

Take a moment to discuss
amongst yourselves.

- This is out of the norm.

Vanjie and I have to
pick somebody together.

For me, this is easy.

I'm 100% wanting eye
for an eye to cut Angeria.

But this is not just my win.

She needs to have her say.

- Roxxxy, Vanjie, which
sister will you scissor?

- Come on.

- Let's see.

My God.

- I finally get these huge Ruby
Snippers, and I'm like, girl,

this is going to be
harder than I thought.

A little choppy chop?

- Little chop?

- No thanks.

- It would be the
smartest thing to pick

somebody with the most badges.

So Mik is the number one target.

- Not too much, though.

- But Mik is my friend.

And I feel like I owe Mik one
because Mik gave me a badge.

- The dolls.
- The dolls.

- The dolls are sniffing.

The dolls are sniffing.

- Don't you cut my sister.

Keep it moving.

- Not my queen, not my queen.

- Hi, my queens.

Looking for a third?

- I'll wash your makeup brushes.

- Shannel.

- Listen, I don't have
nobody I want to cut.

But Roxxxy had some
unfinished business.

And honestly, I don't
mind co-signing.

We're going to go with...

Angie.

- Thank God.

- Come on.

- It's getting gaggy.

- Getting more real.

My God, I can't handle it.

- Damn.

This is my second
time being cut off.

And I am just upset, bitch.

Shit.

- Damn, not again.

- Angeria, next week,
you can compete and even win.

But Roxxxy and Miss Vanjie
have cut you off

from earning a Beautiful
Benefactress Badge.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself, how the hell

you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

- All right, let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

- This one does sting a lot.

- I didn't just pick you to
get snipped tonight, girl.

It was a dual thing.

- For this week's
All Star challenge,

you need to drag up
real estate commercials.

- Keep it in the family.

- I love the dance.

- Perfection.

- Shannel, you're in reverse.

- It's her first day.

- Ooh.

- Y'all talking
about everybody else?

Here she go.

- Instead of talking
about y'all, y'all compare

y'all's and ours.

- One week without her being
on my team, she's against me.