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[ Man Narrating ]
Last week, as you recall...

a weird alien spaceship
had landed on the planet.

As our family approached it, they were
unaware that two strange pairs of eyes...

were even then
watching their every move.

I'll go on ahead.
You cover me, Don.

Do you expect danger?

Let's say I don't believe
in taking chances.

Will, you stay back here
with Dr. Smith.

I wonder what kind
of horrible creature...

lurks inside
that spaceship.

- Are you cold?
- Why do you ask?

Because
you're shivering.

As a matter of fact,
I am a bit chilled.

Shall we, uh, withdraw over the ridge
so we'll be out of the wind?

- I guess it's all right.
- Come along.

Well, what do you
make of this?

- They must have been little green men.
- Oh, very funny.

Well, this hammock--

That looks human enough.

What's this?

"A.P. Tucker."

Now, who could
A.P. Tucker be?

And what would he be doing
in a ship like this?

John, the door!

If you're warm enough,
we'd better get back now, Dr. Smith.

In a moment, dear boy.

One is hardly in one's best
fighting trim with chilblains.

In a thrice, I shall be ready
to fight my weight in tigers.

Oh, dear. Ahh.

Now, then.
Observe closely, dear boy.

Hands, feet, brain, all working together
in the closest cooperation.

Lead with the left,
cross with the right.

Dance away.
Jab. Jab.

Now for the finale--
a left hook...

a stiff uppercut--

Uh, that is you,
isn't it, Will?

Answer me,
my dear boy.

That is you, isn't it?

[ Screaming ]

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

Don't try it,
whoever you are.

- What happened to him?
- Well, danged if I know.

He took one look at me.
He yelled, and right up and fainted.

- Delicate kind of a cuss, ain't he?
- Stay back!

Oh, now.

You don't think old Tucker
is gonna hurt you, do ya?

You ask anyone about
Alonzo P. Tucker.

They'll tell you
he ain't got...

a shred of harm in him.

- Where do you come from?
- Why, over there.

You were in that alien ship, weren't ya?

Well, now,
I never said I wasn't.

[ Whistles ]

Ha! You didn't
expect that, did ya?

No, you don't,
me bucko.

Now, you come on
down here.

Come down here, and let's see
what we got a hold of here.

Ah, it looks like
a scrubby boy.

Talks like a scrubby boy.

Acts like a scrubby boy,
but I'll bet you ain't a scrubby boy.

- You bet I'm not.
- Ha-hah!

What is it, Nik?

Appearances to the mind
are of four kinds.

Things are either what
they appear to be...

or they neither are
and do not appear to be...

or they are not,
and yet appear to be.

Shut up,
ya blasted tin parrot.

Arrrghh!

I was merely quoting Epictetus
on the nature of things.

- Come back here where you belong.
- No violence?

Have it your own way.

Ah, ya blasted Esper.
Ask a simple question and ya--

How did he do that?

He's an Esper, that's how.
They can do things like that.

How do you suppose
I got your gun away from ya?

- He got it?
- He got it?

How about it?
Is it a boy?

A child.
Genus-- Homo sapiens.

Point of origin, the planet Earth
in the system of Sol.

- Human, huh?
- What'd you think I was?

Sonny, I've been
a lot of places...

where things ain't at all
what they appear to be.

Human-- Ahh.

- You got a name, boy?
- I'm Will Robinson.

Ah. Ah.
And this one here?

Dr. Zachary Smith.

- How do you do?
- Why, you no-good...

yeller-belly,
pretendin' all the time.

Get on your feet,
ya lubberly swab!

Me? Are you
referring to me?

Now, there. I'm losin'
my patience with you, Zach!

Zach? Indeed.

And I thought you'd been hurt
or somethin'.

I merely feigned unconsciousness,
my boy, awaiting an opportunity to--

Never mind.
I'll explain later.

Well, you better
start explainin'...

exactly where I'm at.

- Don't you know?
- Blast your eyes!

If I knew,
would I be askin' you?

In one shake
of a lamb's tail...

you're gonna be a lot of loose molecules
flyin' about in formation...

if you don't
give me the answer.

Where am I at?

- I don't know, sir.
- That does it!

No! He's right.
He doesn't know where we are.

None of us do.

Ya don't know
what planet this is?

That's right. We headed for Alpha
Centauri, and we went out of control.

- We crashed here.
- Well, now.

I'll be danged.

- You got a colony here?
- Oh, no, sir.

There is only a small party
of us present on this planet.

Well, let's go find
the rest of ya.

My dad and Major West
are back at your ship.

They're gonna be safe there
for a while.

- Go on!
- Yes, sir.

Arrgh.

Move along there,
me buckos.

Ahh!

Is them there
your folks?

All right.
You go down there...

and tell them
I have this fella here.

If they do as I wants,
nothin' will happen.

Tell them I wants
food and blankets.

And if there are any, cigars and cheese.
You got that?

- Then shove off, me boy.
- lf, uh--

If I may make
a suggestion, sir.

I really should tell you I'm not
very popular with these people.

I mean to say,
that as a hostage...

I should prove
most inadequate.

Ah.

Any ideas?

Of course.

Oh, now, you are
a rascal.

Boy, you stay here.

Dr. Smith will go down
in your stead.

I'm sorry, my boy,
but believe me...

it'll turn out better
in the end.

Oh, why, Dr. Smith.
Where are the others?

Uh, they'll be
along directly.

Excuse me, madam. I have urgent business
with the Robot. Excuse me, dear.

Now, listen carefully.

There's a very dangerous man
on the hill with the boy.

He's going to kill all of us
unless you kill him first.

The prime directive
forbids taking human life.

The directive is canceled.
Now, get on with it!

Then I will follow
your orders.

Boy, you take a look
and see...

if that there Smith feller
is on his way back yet.

Balls of fire!
It's a man of tin!

Look out!

Why, that there hunk
of walkin' wash boiler!

- We'd better run, Mr. Tucker.
- Run, is it? [ Whistles ]

- The Robot's power pack. Did he--
- Aye, he did.

And now
let's go down there...

and settle
someone's hash.

There must be some control
that operates the hatch.

Yeah.
But which one?

- Try 'em all.
- Sure, and blow us up with the ship?

You got
any better ideas?

- Go ahead.
- All right. Here it goes.

[ Crashing ]

- There you are.
- Let's get out of here.

Are you really
a pirate, Mr. Tucker?

Aye, lad.
Har, har.

Why did you become
a pirate?

What's wrong with
being a pirate?

It's wrong. That's all.

Well, now. That depends
on what kind of a pirate.

- Is there more than one kind?
- Course there are.

What kind of pirate are you?

Well, I'm
an honest pirate.

- An honest pirate?
- Aye. Ain't you ever heard of honest pirates?

They're kind of like,
uh, Robin Hood.

You heard tell
about Robin Hood.

You mean, they rob from the rich,
and they give to the poor?

Course we do.

Have you given a lot
to the poor, Mr. Tucker?

Oh, uh--
Well, now, uh...

sorta like this.

I've been looking
for a feller who's poor.

I mean, real downright,
dirt-poor.

And when I find this
downright dirt-poor feller...

I'm gonna make him happy
with my treasure.

You mean, you've got
a treasure?

Well, now, of course
I got a treasure.

Every self-respectin' pirate's
got a treasure.

And mine's as big
as any of 'em.

Boy, I wish
I could be a pirate.

I mean, an honest one,
like you.

You work at it, my boy,
and one of these days you will be.

How are them beans
comin' along?

Thank you, my boy.

John. Oh, John,
I'm so glad you're here.

- What's the matter?
- Will's gone. That terrible man
took him hostage.

I did everything I could
to dissuade him.

I even offered myself in
the brave little fellow's place...

but the rogue would
have none of me.

- What are you talking about? Who took Will?
- Tucker, the pirate.

Surely you've
heard of him.

Argh. There, now.

I ain't had a bean like that
since I left Punxsutawney, PA.

[ Yawns ]

Well, now, I guess
we'd better turn in.

- I'm gonna have to tie you up, I'm afraid.
- Tie me up?

Well, you're
my prisoner, ain't ya?

How am I gonna get a good night's sleep
with a prisoner a-runnin' around loose?

- Even if I promise I won't run away?
- Promises.

Unless, uh--

No, no.

No, you wouldn't want
to do that there.

Even if it meant that you wouldn't
have to be tied up all night...

with maybe a loss
of circulation and cramps...

and sickness
and such.

- Wouldn't want to do what?
- Take the pirate's oath.

Argh, no, no.

I wouldn't ask you to do that,
nice boy like you.

No. I bet you go to Sunday school,
things like that...

back where you came from.

No, I wouldn't dare ask you
to do anything so awful...

and so bloodcurdlin' and terrible
as take the pirate's oath.

- Argh.
- Well, maybe you could just
give me a little one.

I mean, a sort of temporary oath,
so you wouldn't have to worry about me.

Well.

Now, there--
I ain't never heard...

of a little, tiny
pirate's oath...

but maybe I can
cook up something.

Course, it'll have to
be in blood.

- Can't get around that.
- I guess I won't mind.

Well, now. Have you got
a pin or something?

- Is this all right?
- Aye. Now...

by rights, it ought to be
a cutlass or a dagger...

but, well, this
will have to do.

Give me your
right thumb. There.

There. Now, put
your thumb against mine.

Now, then,
you say after me...

I swear--

I swear--

- By this here blood--
- By this here blood--

And all the molderin' bones...

of every pirate
ever took this oath--

And by the molderin' bones
of every pirate that ever took this oath--

That I will be true and faithful
to the articles.

That I will be true and faithful
to the articles.

And if I ever
break this oath--

And if I ever
break this oath--

I hope I fall down dead
in my tracks and rot.

- I hope--
- Argh!

I fall down dead
in my tracks and rot.

Argh! So help me.

S-So help me.

Argh. Good boy.

Argh!
[ Chuckles ]

Now we both can get
a good night's sleep.

You take yourself a warm spot
by the ashes, there.

- Captain Tucker?
- Aye, my boy.

It's all right for pirates
to say their prayers, isn't it?

Well, now.
I wouldn't have a shipmate...

that didn't say his prayers.

Oh. Oh, uh, aye.

Captain Tucker?

Do pirates have to wash
behind their ears...

and take lessons
and mind their older sisters?

No, no.
Course they don't.

You keep a weather eye
out, Nik.

Pretty Polly.
[ Squawks ]

♪ Blow the man down, bully
Blow the man down ♪

[ Squawks ]
Man overboard. Batten the hatches.

[ Nik Whistling ]

- What's wrong, Captain?
- Don't say a word. Don't move.

[ Spaceship Approaching ]

[ Crash ]

It ain't seen us yet.
Down behind that boulder.

- What is it, Captain?
- Argh!

We gotta scuttle
that there thing, matey.

- First tell me what it is.
- Why, it's the eyes and nose...

of a particular enemy...

that has tracked me
clear across space.

- What does it want?
- My treasure, boy!

There's pirates in this universe
that ain't as honest as I am.

Rogues and cutthroats
is what they are.

They'll cut your throat in a minute.
That's what they are.

And this one here,
he's the worst.

What do you want me
to do, Captain?

Move and approach it.

Move out and go quietly,
and it won't hurt you, boy.

Ship's discipline.
Foller your orders. Har, har.

Yes, sir.

[ Steady Beeping ]

- [ Electronic Warbling ]
- Ha, ha.

- You all right, me bucko?
- What happened, Captain?

Har, har! Argh!

We met the enemy
broadside to broadside...

and we beat him
fair and square.

Now, you have to remember,
that was only the first engagement.

- We have to walk careful from now on.
- Yes, sir.

We don't want to worry
any of the other folk.

I mean,
we shouldn't, right?

Well, smile, huh?
There.

Are we worried?
Course not.

- Repeat after me. Are we worried?
- [ Both ] Course not.

- There. Are we worried?
- [ Both ] Of course not!

There. A brave front
and a cheerful smile, and off we go--

you back to the cave,
and me...

to negotiate
with your folks.

Ha, ha.

[ Nik Whistling ]

Shut up,
ya blasted bird.

Thank you,
me bucko.

Now, we'll work all quadrants,
using the ship as an apex.

They couldn't have gone
too far. Smith!

- Are you ready?
- In a moment.

- [ Whirring ]
- Ah, here we are.

There, my metallic friend.

You're now quite ready and able to take
up the search for our missing comrade.

At your service,
mon commandant.

Here. This will be
your search area.

- I?
- Yes, right there.

But surely you know I plan to devote all
my energies to the protection of the ladies.

The Robot will share in the search.
He's quite accomplished, I assure you.

- Oh, Dr. Smith.
- Not another word, dear lady.

Don't thank me.
It's embarrassing.

You are a coward.

Madam, are you implying that I'm afraid
to go on this search?

Are you suggesting that I would refuse
to lay down my life...

for the sake of that dear little lad,
so unfortunately missing from our midst?

- Oh, my dear madam.
- Don't you "dear madam" me.

In this matter,
I have a heart of steel...

a veritable heart of--

Oh!
There he is again!

Ohh!

Feller really ought to do
something about his nerves.

- Name is Tucker. Ah. Now.
- Easy.

There's what
I like to see--

a feller what uses his mind
instead of his fists.

Kind of a man
a feller can bargain with.

Where is our son?
Where's Will?

Ah, hot, ain't it?

That's a fine nipper
you got there. Fine boy.

Bill and me has got
to be great friends.

- Is he all right?
- Well, of course.

You don't think old Captain Tucker
would do anything...

to harm the little nipper,
would ya?

Course, if anything happened to me,
and I can't get back to the boy...

him tied up and all the way he is,
you can't blame me for that, can ya?

Never mind, Don.
Right now, he's got all the cards.

What do you want?

Fix my ship so I can
leave this blasted planet.

We don't know anything about your ship.
You have an alien drive.

Argh. Well, you just
come up with the parts...

and I'll show you
where they go.

- What about my son?
- Gets turned loose...

just as soon as I'm
ready to blast off.

All right.
How much time do I have?

Argh.
Well, now, Skipper...

take all the time you want.

Take an hour.

- How do I get in touch with you?
- Why, argh...

send that there fella there with a white flag
up on that hill.

- Won't one of us do instead of him?
- Oh, no. No, sirree.

You fellows are liable
to start feeling brave.

But old Zach here-- a man can
count on him bein' a coward.

I'll be waitin'
to hear from ya.

I'll be seein' ya, Zach.

Never saw a man
with such terrible nerves.

He really ought to
do somethin' about 'em.

- Well--
- Oh, John.

We haven't much choice,
have we?

No, we'd better revive Smith.
I think we're gonna need him.

Aye, there was a planet
we was on once called Valeran.

Got people on there almost as human
as you and I, except for one thing--

Instead of bein' born,
they was hatched from eggs.

Pretty place.
Real pretty place. Hated leavin' it.

Why did you leave?

Well, the piratin' business there was
kinda slow in them there parts...

there not bein' much worth the trouble
of piratin', them bein' so poor.

You could have given them
some of your treasure.

Well, now, they--
they weren't that poor.

- Will you ever show me the treasure?
- Why, sure, I will.

We're shipmates, matey.
Besides, you did take the pirate's oath.

Course I'll show you my treasure.
Yeah. One of these days.

What's it like when you take
a treasure ship, Captain Tucker?

Ahh! Now!
There's a sight for ya!

You go tearin' in there with
your blaster out, blastin' away...

and carryin' on until the enemy
gives up, and they throw down their arms.

And then you make 'em walk the plank
out the space port.

What ails ya, boy?

I guess I'm not fit
to be a pirate.

I don't think I could
ever kill anybody.

Or even make 'em
walk the plank.

Ohh.

Even... if they wasn't
what you would call human?

I wish I could say yes.
I really do.

But I don't think I could ever
get used to killing anything.

Ah, you got
a problem there, boy.

I'll tell ya what.

Next time we go out
on a pirate voyage...

- we won't kill no one.
- We won't?

No. Why, we'll just lay alongside,
and we'll disable their drive.

Then we'll board them
and loot them of all their jewels...

and their rare
objets d'art and such.

And then we'll leave them
with just enough gear...

to make
the necessary repairs.

That way,
nobody'll get hurt.

That's great.
I wish we could start tomorrow.

That's great.
I wish we could start tomorrow.

- Hello. Is anybody anywhere?
- That's Dr. Smith.

You stay here
and guard the place.

- I'll go see what he wants.
- Hello.

Is anybody there?

Over here, Zach.

- Aah!
- Now, now, don't you start floppin' again.

I ain't gonna hurt ya.

- Would you mind?
- Oh, uh--

Thank you.

I am allergic...

to weapons
pointing at me.

Now, then.
We have decided to accept your terms.

- With certain conditions.
- What conditions?

That you and the boy
return to the Jupiter 2...

and make your headquarters
there while your ship is being repaired.

Professor Robinson
gives his word...

that he will carry out
the terms of the agreement...

and you will not
be molested.

He gives his word, eh?

Would you take it
if you were me?

- Certainly not.
- Well, now.

That there is
good enough for me.

You go back there
and tell him it's a bargain.

But I don't understand.
I advised you to do the--

[ Coughing ]

I figure a feller can't go wrong
if he listens to your advice...

and does exactly
the opposite.

Now, you go on back there before you
get one of your faintin' spells again.

Yes, Captain Tucker.

Argh.

I heard what you said
to Dr. Smith.

Does that mean we won't be going
pirating after all?

Course it don't.
You and me is goin' piratin'...

just as soon as that
ship of mine is fixed.

And don't you forget that, matey.
And it ain't gonna take long.

- More coffee, dear?
- Thank you.

- That's enough.
- [ Robot ] Company is coming.

- Oh, Will!
- [ Clattering ]

Oh, Will, we've been
so worried about you.

Hi, Mom, Hi, Dad, Don,
Dr. Smith, Penny, Judy.

- [ Don ] How ya doing?
- [ Penny ] Where've you been?

- Sit here, Captain.
- Aye.

Did you see that? Why,
he couldn't care less about being home.

- Oh, now, take it easy, Maureen.
- Take it easy?

That's not our son. That's not Will.
That's a complete stranger.

Help yourself, Captain.
Mom's a pretty good cook.

"Pretty good"?

Well, it won't compare to what
you've had on the planet Valeran...

- but it's filling.
- [ Laughing ]

Argh.

Argh.
Thank you, me bucko.

Tell me something,
Captain Tucker.

How long have you
been in space?

Argh. Well, now...

let's see.

Well, what year
is this, anyway?

It is 1998.

Argh, 19 and 98.

Let's see. You take
the four and six...

and put it over to the one,
there, and, argh, there--

- must be more than a hundred year.
- What?

- What's that, again?
- I say I've been in space
more than a hundred years.

Let's see. Uh...

it was the year Custer got
massacred by them Injuns.

- Well, that would be 1876.
- Aye, aye.

Aye, that's about it.
Mm-hmm.

That's just about right.

You see, I was crossing
the Buffalo, Rochester...

and Pittsburg railroad tracks
in Punxsutawney, PA, when all of a sudden--

Captain Tucker, surely you're aware
that the first spaceship did not leave Earth...

until late in the 1950s.

Blast ya! Are you
calling me a liar, Zach?

No, no. It's the farthest
thing from my mind.

I merely, uh, wanted
to present the facts.

Well, I never did say
I left Earth...

in an Earth ship,
now, did I?

- Well--
- You mean, you were picked up by aliens?

Aye. Tellurians.

Fine bunch of people
when you get to know them.

And I suppose they picked you up
in a flying saucer?

Aye. They did. They scooped me up
with a force ray.

Cruised around,
picking up folks all over.

They wanted them
for study, you see.

According to that, you'd be
more than 140 years old.

Aye. Born in 18 and 58.

Well, you're a very well-preserved 140,
Captain Tucker.

- May I congratulate you?
- Oh, it's no credit to me, Professor.

You see, they kept us
in a time freezer all the time...

hauled us out when they wanted
to make a study.

Well, that's enough
of my yarnin'.

Let's start seein' about
gettin' my ship in order.

I've never seen
a drive like this.

- What's the principle of it?
- Well, I wouldn't know that.

I just push buttons
to make her go.

Well, now, of course, I can make
simple repairs, but that's about all.

Well, what-- what happens
after you push the buttons?

[ Tucker ]
When I push the buttons?

Why, then, she begins
a-shakin' and a-quiverin'.

And I begin
shakin and a-quiverin'.

Inside, I mean, like I ate
too many green apples.

And then all of a sudden she goes zoom,
and the stars go out.

They come back on
when I get where I'm goin'.

- A starship.
- Hyperspace drive.

- Faster than light.
- Measure speed in parsecs.

Well, now, you just
hold on, buckos.

I don't know what's on your mind,
but we've got a bargain, remember?

With this ship, we could get back
to Earth in seconds.

- It ain't big enough.
- We could shuttle back and forth.

The best brains on Earth could dismantle
it and find the secret of its drive.

We'd have starships that could reach
the furthest regions of the galaxy.

The universe!
How 'bout it, Tucker?

Well, now.

I'm just gonna have to
think about that.

What's there to think about?
We can take this ship.

[ John ] And then what?
We don't know how to run this thing.

No, I'm afraid we're gonna
have to leave it up to Tucker.

All right, Smith.
How long have you been standing there?

I, uh-- I only
just arrived.

Excuse me.

Captain.

Captain Tucker.

Now, what is it
you want, Zach?

I thought we might
walk together.

Perhaps exchange points of view
to our mutual benefit.

And what's the meanin'
of those words?

I could make you a very rich man
back on Earth, sir.

Well, now. We ain't
back there on Earth.

But you have the means
of getting us there.

- [ Nik Squawking ]
- Good heavens.

- [ Whirring ]
- What's wrong with that creature?

- [ Squawking Continues ]
- Captain Tucker, what's the matter?

- [ Whirring ]
- Run! Run, ya blasted idiot. Run!

- Captain Tucker, what's the matter?
- You blasted idiot!

I'm only telling you what I saw--
an enormous alien spaceship...

which seemed to terrify our
pirate captain half out of his wits.

You weren't here
and didn't see it.

- [ John ] Where is Tucker?
- [ Dr. Smith ] Running for the hills.

We'd better get back
to the Jupiter 2.

If there is an alien threat,
we'd better set up defenses.

All right. Where's Will?

Will! Will,
where are you?

Oh, John.

Will?

[ Maureen ]
Will?

Oh, pain.

The pain.

Captain?
Captain Tucker?

Captain Tucker,
is that you?

- Boy!
- Captain Tucker!

Shh! You want to
scupper us both?

Get in here.

Shh!

No. I don't think
nothin' followed ya here.

What are ya doin'
out here anyway?

I came to find you.
I was worried about you.

Worried?

About me?

You mean to say
you were afraid...

somethin' mighta happened
to me?

Somethin' bad?

Ah. Well, why would you
worry about me?

Because I like you.

Besides, I took the pirate's oath,
didn't I?

Oh, that's right.
I did forget that.

You mean to say, you came
right out here in the dark, alone...

- on account of me?
- Yes, sir. I said so, didn't I?

Well, you take
your first rest...

and I'll take
the first watch.

Do as I tell ya.

Maybe we'll yet
get out of this here.

What are we hiding from,
Captain Tucker?

Well, I guess you'd
call it a thing.

It's from Cygnet Four.

- What kind of thing?
- Oh. Oh. Argh.

It's just too awful
to describe.

Why don't you just blast it
with your nucleonic planet buster?

Oh. Oh, yes, of course.

Yes, of course.
My nucleonic planet buster.

Right. That's right.
Maybe I will.

Yeah, sure. If that thing
tries to come in here...

- I'll let him have it with this here.
- [ Whistling ]

- [ Whistling Grows Louder ]
- [ Screeching ]

[ Gasping ]

Shh. Shh. Quiet.
Don't move. Don't move. Shh.

[ Rumbling, Screeching ]

Ohh. Oh, me bucko.

Oh, that was close.

Why didn't you just blast it
with your nucleonic planet buster?

- It was close enough.
- Shucks. That ain't no planet buster--

nucleonic
or any other kind.

Well, what is it, then?

Hanged if I know.

- You mean, you don't even know what it is?
- I said so, didn't I?

I picked it up
on Cygnet Four...

along with
a great deal of trouble.

- Argh. It was a pretty piece, and when--
- When what?

Never mind, never mind.

I'm gonna get you
back with your folks.

Come on.

Now, Tucker,
for the last time...

what did you do to that thing,
and why did it follow you here?

- I told ya and I told ya. I ain't done nothin'.
- What were you doing on Cygnet Four?

- Why, I was there on business.
- What kind of business?

Now, you are the nosiest
people I have ever seen.

Now, look, Tucker,
I'm just trying to help you.

Now, what did you do on Cygnet Four
that got this pursuit started?

I don't know,
and that's the truth.

- [ Humming ]
- Dad, I got it!

Everybody, look!

- What was that?
- I don't know.

I just started thinking about
Captain Tucker, and it went on.

Try it again, son, only think about
your mother and me.

All right.
Try thinking about Don.

Uh, please, dear boy,
try thinking about me.

- Blast ya, tryin' to steal my ship.
- All right, Smith.

Ladies and gentlemen, please be calm.
The evidence is purely circumstantial.

- Don, check Smith's room.
- Argh.

I think I know
what this means.

It's some kind of
forecaster...

and it shows the future
of anyone the operator thinks about.

- Well, darling, that's witchcraft.
- No, it isn't.

It's science carried
to fantastic extremes.

The science
of possibilities.

Somehow this thing computes
the results of plans in people's minds.

Well, I don't know
about you...

but I had plans
for tomorrow.

That thing
didn't show anything.

I know.

I found this hidden under the locker
in Smith's room.

You had no right,
Major.

I appeal to your sense
of justice, sir.

Surely even here, I am protected by
the Magna Carta as well as the Constitution...

which agrees that a man's home is his
castle and shall not be intruded upon.

Shut your mouth, Zach.
You were trying to steal my ship.

No. I only intended to go
back to Earth for help.

- Sure, you were.
- [ Guttural Growling ]

Warning. Warning.
Situation dangerous.

Red alert. Red alert.

Captain Tucker!

What's that?

That's the thing
from Cygnet Four.

John?

I think I understand now
why there was only darkness...

when Will thought of us.

This is the end, tonight, here.
Right now.

- There won't be any tomorrows.
- Not yet.

We've still got
the Robot.

Tell him to go out there
and try to stop that thing.

- It's no use. We're all doomed.
- Do it!

Come here.

Come here.

That thing out there--
What is it?

What can you do about it?
Can you stop it?

In order of questions asked--

One: It does not compute.

Two: I can perform
any function...

of an environmental control nature,
as well as--

I know that.
Get to the point.

Three: Since alien
life-form does not compute...

this question can only be answered
by trial-and-error method.

Well, don't just stand there.
Go out and try!

Maybe the force field
will hold it.

It's coming through
the force field!

- I've got to go out there!
- [ John ] You're out of your mind!

That thing wants only one person
in here-- me.

Let it try to get me.
I'll give it a run for its money.

- You'll be committing suicide!
- Then try to stop me.

[ Will ]
Captain Tucker! Come back!

[ Screeching ]

- Run, Captain! Run!
- [ Screeching Continues ]

Look!

It's going away.

Yes.

It got what
it came after.

It only wanted
the forecaster.

Well, then, there will be
tomorrows for all of us.

Argh. Good-bye, ma'am.
I hope I ain't been too much trouble.

- Oh, thank you, Captain Tucker.
- Ah.

- [ Chuckles ]
- Bye, Professor.

- Captain.
- Don.

- Mr. Tucker.
- Thank you for fixin' my ship.

- We wish we could go with you.
- Oh, no.

Just a little too small, I'm afraid.
Won't accommodate you all.

If I run across anyone
out there in space...

I'll try to send
some help back.

Argh.

Well, there.
So long, matey.

I don't want you
to go, Captain.

Oh, well, now...

that's awful
nice of ya...

but, well, old
Captain Tucker...

he-he's got to be
movin' along...

before he wears out
his welcome.

Well, then,
I want to go with you...

and we'll be pirates,
like we talked about.

You didn't believe
that there about...

me being a pirate
and things, did ya?

Shucks.
I ain't no pirate.

Why, back there in
Punxsutawney, PA...

where I used to live before I
was picked up by them Tellurians...

taken up into space...

they just thought of me
as the town nuisance.

That's all. I was just
the plain old town nuisance.

Well, what about
the treasure and everything?

Treasure? Why,
there ain't no treasure.

Never was anything
of the sort.

Listen-- do you want
to know the truth?

I was nothing more
than a petty thief all my life.

That's all I was.
And that's the truth.

Now, you just stop your blubberin'
and go about your business...

and don't ya be
botherin' me.

[ Sniffles ]
Argh.

Well, er--
Well, I-I just thought...

I had to do that
for the boy.

We understand.
Thank you.

So long, everyone.
Argh.

- Bye, Captain.
- Good-bye.

Will you get off your back, Smith,
and give us a hand?

[ Dr. Smith ]
Very well.

Come on.
Hurry it up.

You know I have a delicate back, Major.
[ Groans ]

Will, I hope you had a good breakfast.
It's gonna be a long, hard day.

Don't worry about me
getting hungry, Dad.

All I think about when we're
drilling for deutronium...

is we got enough
fuel for our liftoff.

For which you won't be prepared if your
body fuel is inadequate, my dear boy.

Personally, I always have
a hearty breakfast.

I know. You ate
what I left.

Waste not, want not.

Well, I better get this sign up.
It may be too late on the way back.

[ Don ] Good idea.

I won't be long.

[ Hissing ]

[ Gasping ]