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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,535 --> 00:00:45,870 All units, all units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11. 2 00:00:46,038 --> 00:00:48,539 White SUV heading east on Alameda service road. 3 00:00:48,707 --> 00:00:50,082 Suspects: Three Asian males. 4 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,836 Be advised. Shots fired, shots fired. 5 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:47,223 Cheryl, can you see how many suspects are in this car? 6 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:51,811 As far as I can see at this point, there are three sus... 7 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,688 Oh, this is just coming in. 8 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,023 Hancock! 9 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,409 What, boy? 10 00:02:07,411 --> 00:02:08,744 Bad guys. 11 00:02:08,912 --> 00:02:11,372 - Trying to cut them off. You can see them there. 12 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,708 They have their hands outside the white SUV... 13 00:02:13,876 --> 00:02:17,461 ...shooting randomly on the freeway. 14 00:02:17,754 --> 00:02:20,673 What, you want a cookie? Get out of my face. 15 00:02:21,758 --> 00:02:22,842 Asshole. 16 00:02:23,468 --> 00:02:25,845 - What? - You heard me. 17 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,395 Please, stay off the freeway. 18 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:38,190 I understand that there are three suspects in the white SUV... 19 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,984 Asshole. 20 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,309 Watch out! 21 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,728 Damn! 22 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:18,314 Damn it! 23 00:03:51,014 --> 00:03:52,431 Hancock!?! 24 00:03:53,475 --> 00:03:55,476 Beat it, 'Soulja Boy! ' 25 00:03:56,395 --> 00:03:57,687 Hancock is in the car... 26 00:03:57,854 --> 00:04:00,356 ...and he appears to be negotiating with the gunmen. 27 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:02,900 He smells like a bar! 28 00:04:04,403 --> 00:04:06,404 You pay for new roof! 29 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:10,408 Fellas, hey. I don't give a shit what you did. I don't care. 30 00:04:10,575 --> 00:04:14,286 Three guys in the car, no girls, rave music. 31 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,955 Hey, I'm not gonna judge. 32 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:20,626 But if you don't pull over and give yourselves up quietly... 33 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:25,256 ...I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass. 34 00:04:25,424 --> 00:04:28,843 His head is going up your ass. And you drew the short stick... 35 00:04:29,011 --> 00:04:31,470 ...because your head is going up my ass. 36 00:04:32,389 --> 00:04:34,598 Shoot this asshole! 37 00:04:39,688 --> 00:04:40,730 Stop! 38 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:43,024 What the F% 39 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:59,415 The department is on their way. There's just chaos here on the 105. 40 00:05:12,804 --> 00:05:15,139 What? I'm not Japanese, man! 41 00:05:15,307 --> 00:05:16,348 Put us down! 42 00:05:16,892 --> 00:05:19,810 Oh, now you "speaky Engly," huh? "Speaky Engly" now? 43 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:33,491 You broke my glasses. 44 00:05:33,658 --> 00:05:35,910 I'm sorry! Take my Ray-Bans! 45 00:05:36,661 --> 00:05:39,205 - Put us down! - You want down? 46 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,831 - Yes, please! Please! - Help me! 47 00:05:40,999 --> 00:05:44,460 I'm real good at down. I'm real good at down. 48 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:45,961 All right? All right. 49 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:55,513 This, Hancock's latest act of so-called heroics... 50 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,765 ...took a hefty financial toll. 51 00:05:57,933 --> 00:06:02,186 Initial damage estimates are said to top $9 million... 52 00:06:02,354 --> 00:06:03,562 ...which, if accurate... 53 00:06:03,939 --> 00:06:05,898 ...represents a personal record... 54 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:09,276 ...for the notoriously publicity-shy Hancock... 55 00:06:09,444 --> 00:06:13,322 ...who, as usual, can't be reached for comment. 56 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:18,327 With all the cracks to the concrete, all the bullets, water damage, fires... 57 00:06:18,495 --> 00:06:21,080 ...L.A. would be better off if this guy would leave... 58 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,915 ...and let us get on with our jobs. 59 00:06:56,992 --> 00:06:58,534 Hi. 60 00:06:59,578 --> 00:07:02,538 Don't think I'm crazy, okay? We've looked everywhere for you. 61 00:07:02,706 --> 00:07:06,375 Going to the Roxy and the Viper Room and Jumbo's... 62 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:10,170 ...anywhere we thought you would be at. I found you. 63 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,756 I got you. 64 00:07:13,842 --> 00:07:15,676 So, what's it like when you fly? 65 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:22,600 - No, what? - I ain't gonna fly you. 66 00:07:22,934 --> 00:07:26,228 I got a cousin, Narelle. She's my best friend in the entire world... 67 00:07:26,396 --> 00:07:29,690 ...and I swear to God she would not be here today if it wasn't for you. 68 00:07:30,525 --> 00:07:33,694 She crashed her car up in Malibu when you flew her to the hospital. 69 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,362 Remember? 70 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:38,407 I will break my foot off in your ass, woman. 71 00:07:42,579 --> 00:07:44,204 You got a car? 72 00:08:08,396 --> 00:08:09,897 Hey, want a drink? 73 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:14,985 So this is where you live. This is your hideout. 74 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:17,738 Your Batcave. 75 00:08:18,239 --> 00:08:20,741 Your Fortress of Solitude. 76 00:08:22,285 --> 00:08:25,996 - It's a couple trailers I stuck together. - What's all this? 77 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,833 - Jiffy Pop. - Jiffy Pop. 78 00:08:30,085 --> 00:08:32,628 - What do you do with it? - Pop it. 79 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,798 - Jiffy Pop, pop. I like that. - Hey, hey. 80 00:08:35,966 --> 00:08:37,007 Hold on. 81 00:08:37,175 --> 00:08:39,677 Want me to give you something else to pop? 82 00:08:40,178 --> 00:08:42,846 - I didn't catch your name. - Pop this, Superman. 83 00:08:43,014 --> 00:08:46,517 Not much for the chitchat, huh? Let me set this over here. 84 00:08:46,685 --> 00:08:48,727 - All right. Now, there are some rules. - Hello? 85 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,355 - No, I know, I haven't seen it yet. - Excuse me. 86 00:08:51,523 --> 00:08:53,524 I know, probably. All right, all right. 87 00:08:53,692 --> 00:08:55,609 - Let me call you back. - Listen. 88 00:08:56,444 --> 00:08:59,571 You're gonna need to focus. All right, I need you... 89 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,449 - Hey, that's... That's not focusing. - What's in there? 90 00:09:02,617 --> 00:09:06,704 Okay, all right, hold on. Stop. Stop it. All right, now... 91 00:09:06,871 --> 00:09:10,082 ...when I get to the moment... - The moment? 92 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:15,129 You know, the... Start climbing the mountaintop, you know? 93 00:09:15,296 --> 00:09:17,506 - You know... All right? Yes. - Yeah. 94 00:09:17,674 --> 00:09:20,342 You're gonna need to be as far away from that as possible. 95 00:09:20,510 --> 00:09:22,803 - Far. That's hot. - No, that's not hot. It's not hot. 96 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:25,222 - Oh, yeah. - Okay. 97 00:09:26,224 --> 00:09:29,101 Hancock. Oh, yeah. 98 00:09:30,353 --> 00:09:33,188 - Now you're doing too much. - Hancock. 99 00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:36,483 Oh, mountaintop! Mountaintop! 100 00:09:36,651 --> 00:09:38,652 Mountaintop! Watch out! 101 00:09:59,758 --> 00:10:01,467 Sorry. 102 00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:07,347 That's not fair to anybody. 103 00:10:12,604 --> 00:10:14,897 Thank you for being okay with that. 104 00:10:15,065 --> 00:10:19,026 - I know it's... - Can I use the bathroom, please? 105 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:22,488 Yeah. Hey, you...? You want some Jiffy Pop? 106 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:26,116 - No, thanks. - It's straight back. 107 00:10:28,119 --> 00:10:29,620 - You all right? - Yeah. 108 00:10:29,788 --> 00:10:31,997 Yeah, I was trying to tell you. 109 00:10:37,295 --> 00:10:39,046 Hey... 110 00:10:44,385 --> 00:10:49,223 Listen... You know, if you want I could fly you. 111 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:53,811 It's really beautiful, you know? Earth. 112 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:57,022 You could see the... 113 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:06,824 Might have to get you a helmet, so your face doesn't tear off. 114 00:11:07,909 --> 00:11:09,660 What do you think? 115 00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:51,618 Sir? Ray Embrey. 116 00:11:51,786 --> 00:11:53,120 - Ray. - Pleasure. 117 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,707 - So... - Ray's like the Bono of P.R. 118 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,003 Well, actually, I think Bono is the Bono of P.R., but I do try. 119 00:12:01,171 --> 00:12:02,838 Well, let's see it. 120 00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:06,425 Okay. I'll get right into it. Good morning, everyone. 121 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:10,137 I'm here to talk to you about charitable giving. 122 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,514 Okay? And we all know the way that works. 123 00:12:12,682 --> 00:12:15,475 You give one, maybe two percent of your net cash... 124 00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:19,730 ...and you get an armband, or a ribbon or whatever. It's nowhere near enough. 125 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:24,735 And that's why we at Embrey Publicity would like to offer you... 126 00:12:24,986 --> 00:12:26,904 ...the AllHeart symbol. 127 00:12:27,197 --> 00:12:32,701 Now, you would be among a very select group of corporate giants... 128 00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:36,246 ...to bear this logo on your product. 129 00:12:36,414 --> 00:12:38,415 And what this would say to the public... 130 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,500 ...is that your company, Pharmatopsis... 131 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:45,047 ...has made a radical contribution to helping our world. 132 00:12:45,215 --> 00:12:47,132 Here's all you need to do to qualify. 133 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,220 Your new TB drug, Mycodin? 134 00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:54,514 We would like for you to give that product away for free. 135 00:12:58,061 --> 00:12:59,770 - Did you say "free"? - I did. 136 00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:03,815 Only to those who need it. 137 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:07,402 Only to those who without it would otherwise die. 138 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:11,531 As a concept, free is kind of up there with, you know, lethal side effects. 139 00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:14,201 - Mandatory product recall. - Get indicted, go to jail. 140 00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:17,246 Get out, work at IHOP for the rest of your career. 141 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:19,831 Understandable reaction. It's a radical concept. 142 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:24,336 But it is the brand that represents a fairer and better world. 143 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,796 The brand... 144 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:29,591 ...that everyone is talking about. 145 00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:31,677 Who is "everyone"? 146 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,471 We do already have a sports franchise. 147 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,683 - NFL? NBA? MLB? - Soccer. 148 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,269 MLS? Which team? 149 00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:43,480 Well, it's a local team. Encino Hurricanes. 150 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,108 It's my son's team. 151 00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:50,362 Anyway, we can save the world. 152 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,865 All right? Someone's just gotta go first. 153 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,493 What do you say? 154 00:13:58,288 --> 00:14:00,706 Are you a crackpot? 155 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:12,384 Hey, hon. You're probably at the store. I am on my way. 156 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,887 I think I made a connection. 157 00:14:17,181 --> 00:14:18,265 Not really. 158 00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:20,892 Listen, tell Aaron that I'm coming and I... Damn it. 159 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,312 And I want some meatballs, okay? 160 00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:27,190 I need some Spaghetti Madness. I'll see you in about 20 minutes. 161 00:14:27,358 --> 00:14:30,902 Hey! What is it, National Horn Day? 162 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,613 Idiot. 163 00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:39,036 Hey. 164 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,954 Hey. Hey! 165 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:43,290 Move it. There's a train coming. 166 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,709 Do you not hear that horn? 167 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,378 Let's go! I got a train! 168 00:14:48,546 --> 00:14:50,339 Move it! 169 00:14:50,631 --> 00:14:53,800 - Back your car up! There's a train! - I can't go anywhere. Get out! 170 00:14:53,968 --> 00:14:55,469 Son of a bitch! 171 00:14:57,347 --> 00:14:59,556 Fix the handle, Ray. Fix the handle. 172 00:15:05,063 --> 00:15:06,688 Get out! 173 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,488 Get off the track! Move! 174 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,499 - Let's get him out. - Get him out of there. 175 00:15:25,666 --> 00:15:27,876 - Somebody help him. - You all right? 176 00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:30,754 Please, that guy's still in there. 177 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,423 You sure? 178 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,259 Get him out of there! 179 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,351 Will you look at that? 180 00:16:05,706 --> 00:16:10,043 - Ah, shit. - I'm all right. I'm okay. 181 00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:11,503 All of you people... 182 00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:14,881 ...blocking the intersection... 183 00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,675 ...you're all idiots. 184 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,970 You threw the dude's car at her. And what's with the train? 185 00:16:20,138 --> 00:16:23,515 Why didn't you just go straight up in the air with the car? 186 00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:26,435 You've obviously injured that poor woman. 187 00:16:26,602 --> 00:16:30,647 - She's right. She should sue you. - Yeah, she should sue you. 188 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,692 Well, you should sue McDonald's because they fucked you up. 189 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,236 You're an asshole. 190 00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:38,738 And I can smell that liquor on your breath. 191 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:42,075 - Because I've been drinking, bitch. - You're a drunk asshole! 192 00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:46,079 - You think you're such a hero. - Asshole! 193 00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:50,375 - You're nothing but an asshole. - We don't need you in this city. 194 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:55,380 Some superhero you are! Fly off! 195 00:16:56,174 --> 00:16:57,841 Shut up! 196 00:16:58,009 --> 00:16:59,593 Don't you understand? I'm alive. 197 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:03,430 I get to go home and see my family. I should be dead right now, right here. 198 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:06,558 Yeah, he could've gone straight up. Obviously, you should've. 199 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:10,645 You know, and I was upside down for the train, but... 200 00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:14,024 No. Thank you. 201 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,277 Thank you very much, Hancock. Thank you. 202 00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:19,696 Thank you, Hancock. 203 00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:26,453 You're not flying by the Valley, are you? 204 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,667 Throw the ball! 205 00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:36,713 Monte, one guy'll line up here, all right? Hike the ball. 206 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,049 This guy'll be right here and he says, "Hut!" 207 00:17:39,217 --> 00:17:42,886 This guy'll drop back. Hut! Drop back. Chuck it. 208 00:17:43,804 --> 00:17:46,681 Great. Thank you. 209 00:17:47,016 --> 00:17:49,392 Nice aim. The driveway would've been better, but... 210 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,394 - What's going on, Dad? - Hey, buddy. 211 00:17:51,562 --> 00:17:54,189 Daddy's had a little bit of a day. Look at you, huh? 212 00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:55,690 I want you to meet somebody. 213 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:59,236 This guy here, dragging Daddy's car into the driveway. 214 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,863 - Who's this? - Hancock. 215 00:18:02,031 --> 00:18:04,282 That's right. Hancock, this is my boy, Aaron. 216 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,118 - Ray, what happened to the car? - Oh, boy. 217 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:08,995 You would not have believed it. 218 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:13,166 I came this close to getting hit by a train. If it wasn't for that guy... 219 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:16,545 He saved my life. I mean... Hancock, this is my wife, Mary. 220 00:18:16,712 --> 00:18:20,799 Believe that? I almost kissed a train. Saw my whole life flash before my eyes. 221 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,510 - He saved your life? - He sure did. Thank you. 222 00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:25,345 - Hey, you good? - I am good, yeah. 223 00:18:25,513 --> 00:18:29,849 - All right. Keep it off the tracks. - I will, definitely. 224 00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:35,605 Hang on a... One second. 225 00:18:35,773 --> 00:18:39,192 - Hancock, you eat, yes? Human food? - Yeah. 226 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,694 - You like meatballs? - No. 227 00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,904 Aaron, sweetheart, he has to go and do... 228 00:18:43,072 --> 00:18:46,116 - I love meatballs. - Who's so busy they can't have a meal? 229 00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:47,784 And it's on us. Please. 230 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:51,413 I'm not even gonna take no for an answer. Get inside the house. 231 00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:19,149 Why do you have an eagle on your hat? 232 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,068 Do you like eagles? 233 00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,446 This guy's like a little talking machine, huh? 234 00:19:24,614 --> 00:19:26,573 We don't have a lot of guests over here. 235 00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:29,200 Look at that, huh? Hon, is the heat on? 236 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,245 No? All right. 237 00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:36,333 We started Spaghetti Madness about two years ago. 238 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:40,211 We do it every Thursday, and we have not missed a Thursday in... 239 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:41,630 - Ever. - Yeah. 240 00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:44,049 - Ever? That's a long time. - Yes, sir. 241 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,218 - A very long time. - That's some good meatballs, boy. 242 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,720 Aaron. 243 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,805 - Your mama's calling you. - Yes, Mom? 244 00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:53,308 No. His name is Aaron. 245 00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:56,603 - Hey, Aaron, how was school today? - Fine. 246 00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:59,481 Yeah? No more problems with that bully, Michael? 247 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:02,984 - Michel. But not like a girl's name. - Michel. No, no, I know. 248 00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:05,695 - It's French. - Yeah. Michel, Hancock, is this... 249 00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:09,240 Hancock? Michel is this neighborhood bully. 250 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,576 We've been trying to teach Aaron a little... 251 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,454 ...about conflict resolution. You know what I mean? 252 00:20:14,622 --> 00:20:18,333 - Yeah. Turn the other cheek, all that? - That's exactly right. 253 00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:21,878 Well, just never turn that one, all right? 254 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,421 Never let them punk you. 255 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,215 - Got it, Mr. Hancock. - Aaron, eat. 256 00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:28,885 The way you deal with bullies, you take your right foot... 257 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,971 ...bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump. 258 00:20:32,139 --> 00:20:34,516 You don't have to do that, honey, okay? Seriously. 259 00:20:34,684 --> 00:20:35,725 It's a good idea. 260 00:20:35,893 --> 00:20:38,770 You aim straight and make sure he can't use that thing... 261 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:42,065 ...for nothing but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack. 262 00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:43,692 Okay, please, just stop. 263 00:20:43,859 --> 00:20:45,610 Michel is not a man, okay? 264 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,570 He's a little boy. And his parents... 265 00:20:47,738 --> 00:20:51,282 ...happen to be going through a bad divorce. That's why he's acting up. 266 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,784 Maybe you don't know this... 267 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,079 ...but not everything in this world gets resolved with force. 268 00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:58,289 - Not everything has to be bang... - I'm set. 269 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:03,294 ...scream, blood, more blood. - Baby, I got plenty. Angel! We're okay. 270 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,879 She watches so much news... 271 00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:07,632 ...that sometimes it gets to be a little too much. 272 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,261 - You got a toilet? - Yep. Yeah, just past the fridge. 273 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,391 Are...? 274 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:22,439 Did he just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom? 275 00:21:22,606 --> 00:21:24,107 Do you want him to kill us all? 276 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,276 Thanks for coming on in. Good, right? 277 00:21:26,444 --> 00:21:28,611 - Very, yeah. - Wanna say goodbye to him? 278 00:21:28,779 --> 00:21:31,072 - Bye, Hancock. - Hey, all right, little buddy. 279 00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:35,368 - Are you okay? - It was a joke. 280 00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:38,079 - Come on, Aaron. - Hey, sorry. I was just trying to... 281 00:21:38,247 --> 00:21:39,664 He got it. She didn't get it. 282 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,250 I owe you. You gave me my life back today. 283 00:21:42,418 --> 00:21:44,461 Hear me out. I'd like to return the favor. 284 00:21:44,628 --> 00:21:47,338 Do you know what I do? I'm in public relations. 285 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:51,134 You know what that is? Of course you do. We're image consultants. 286 00:21:51,302 --> 00:21:54,679 We change the way people see products, companies, people, that stuff. 287 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,849 Listen, I see you on the news and I see you out there today... 288 00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:01,519 ...and it can't feel good that people, you know, hate you. 289 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,772 - It's good to meet you, Ray. - No, I'm sorry. 290 00:22:03,939 --> 00:22:05,148 But hear me out. 291 00:22:05,316 --> 00:22:08,985 People... Don't get me wrong, they should love you. They really should. 292 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,988 I wanna deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. 293 00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,573 You know, you're a superhero. 294 00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:15,784 Kids should ask you for your autograph. 295 00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,786 People should cheer you on the streets. 296 00:22:17,953 --> 00:22:19,829 What the hell are you pricks looking at? 297 00:22:19,997 --> 00:22:21,831 No, no, they're not... It's all right. 298 00:22:21,999 --> 00:22:23,958 They're not pricks, they're just people. 299 00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:27,629 But I want you to give me one short pitch, you know? 300 00:22:27,797 --> 00:22:30,465 That's all I ask. Okay? 301 00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:32,467 You use... 302 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,677 Put it under here? 303 00:22:35,346 --> 00:22:37,222 Put it right there. Perfect. 304 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:40,266 E-mail me or whatever. You just fly on over, I don't know. 305 00:22:40,434 --> 00:22:41,851 I want you to think about it. 306 00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:44,562 Just be careful when you go. Sleep on it, all right? 307 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,856 You get back to me? 308 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,942 I'll be right here. All right. 309 00:22:49,109 --> 00:22:53,571 Please don't stare, you guys. He's kind of one of us. 310 00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:00,620 What about AllHeart? 311 00:23:00,788 --> 00:23:04,082 It's a nonstarter, babe, you know? I'm chasing windmills with that. 312 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:07,418 Maybe I can't change the world but I can change this guy's life. 313 00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:11,256 - Think about all the good he can do. - I think you're wasting your time. 314 00:23:11,549 --> 00:23:13,174 You really hate him. 315 00:23:13,342 --> 00:23:16,511 Hate? I don't hate him, Ray. I don't even know the guy. 316 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,682 Just look at the news. You can see what he does. 317 00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:24,435 I think he just needs people to care, you know? 318 00:23:26,146 --> 00:23:28,147 You see the good in everybody, Ray. 319 00:23:28,315 --> 00:23:31,317 Even sometimes when it's not there. 320 00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:36,573 I have a feeling about this. Don't work with this guy. 321 00:23:39,368 --> 00:23:42,161 I know this kind of guy. He breaks things. 322 00:25:42,658 --> 00:25:44,242 My bad. Everybody all right? 323 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:47,036 I'll go and get my mommy. 324 00:25:47,204 --> 00:25:49,580 He is an asshole. 325 00:25:57,006 --> 00:25:59,090 - What's your name, boy? - Michel. 326 00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:05,722 - You know who I am? - My papa says you are an asshole. 327 00:26:05,889 --> 00:26:08,683 Well, that's not really a nice word to call a person, is it? 328 00:26:08,851 --> 00:26:10,727 - Asshole? - Yeah. 329 00:26:10,894 --> 00:26:13,938 Because that could make someone very angry... 330 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,315 ...and, you know, maybe hurt their feelings. 331 00:26:16,483 --> 00:26:18,026 You behave like an asshole. 332 00:26:22,239 --> 00:26:23,322 All right... 333 00:26:23,490 --> 00:26:25,033 Do you know Aaron? 334 00:26:29,163 --> 00:26:33,666 Well, seems to be a pretty good kid. 335 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:36,210 Just wanna ask you to lay off of him a little bit. 336 00:26:36,378 --> 00:26:38,087 Why, asshole? 337 00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,926 - You're gonna stop calling me that. - Asshole. 338 00:26:44,595 --> 00:26:48,139 - That's not my name. - Asshole. 339 00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:54,604 Call me a asshole... 340 00:26:54,772 --> 00:26:56,147 ...one more time. 341 00:27:00,069 --> 00:27:01,903 Asshole. 342 00:27:04,865 --> 00:27:07,033 How about you, thickness? 343 00:27:07,618 --> 00:27:08,701 Goggles? 344 00:27:09,286 --> 00:27:12,789 Hancock! You son of a gun, I knew you'd come. 345 00:27:12,956 --> 00:27:14,373 Ask Mary. I had a feeling. 346 00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:16,793 I said, he heard me and he's ready for a change. 347 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,712 This is great. Did you do this? You come in a little hot? 348 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,380 I'll meet you in the house. 349 00:27:21,548 --> 00:27:24,592 - I know you don't drive, but... - Oh, damn it, Ray. 350 00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:30,264 All right. You're all right. You're all right. You're all right. 351 00:27:32,267 --> 00:27:35,436 Oh, stop crying, punk-ass. Go ahead. 352 00:27:36,563 --> 00:27:39,398 - Not okay. Okay? - He all right. 353 00:27:39,817 --> 00:27:42,819 Really not okay. This is some of the stuff we're gonna work on. 354 00:27:42,986 --> 00:27:46,072 How do you think that conversation's gonna go down with his mom? 355 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,991 Landing like that in the street's also on the uncool side. 356 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:52,453 No, that was already like that when I got here, Ray. 357 00:27:52,663 --> 00:27:54,789 I live here. I know what the street's like. 358 00:27:54,998 --> 00:27:56,833 We'll make those problems of the past. 359 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,544 I'm gonna teach you how to interface with the public. 360 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:02,880 - Where's the wife? - Mary took Aaron to his soccer game. 361 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,007 Hancock, pulled some stuff up on YouTube. 362 00:28:05,175 --> 00:28:09,470 Surprisingly large amount of not-great stuff on you that's gonna be helpful. 363 00:28:09,638 --> 00:28:10,930 What is this? 364 00:28:11,098 --> 00:28:13,850 That's me trying to change the world. 365 00:28:14,017 --> 00:28:15,935 Unfortunately, not doing real well. 366 00:28:16,144 --> 00:28:18,062 Come on. Let's get to you. 367 00:28:18,438 --> 00:28:20,690 This stuff was on YouTube. 368 00:28:20,858 --> 00:28:24,193 Everybody loves a Nutty Buddy, I get it, but this doesn't work, sir. 369 00:28:24,361 --> 00:28:28,155 Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. Back up, back up. 370 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:32,702 Mom! Mom! Mom! 371 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,662 Those are children. 372 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,750 - We've been waiting a long time... - Get that camera out of my face. 373 00:28:40,043 --> 00:28:43,296 You ever put out an apartment fire, Ray? 374 00:28:43,505 --> 00:28:47,049 - No, I haven't done that. I'm in P.R. - No. My ass was hot. 375 00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:51,470 All right. How about this? This is Walter, the gray whale. 376 00:28:51,638 --> 00:28:54,432 Everybody remembers him stuck on the beach north of Zuma. 377 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,641 Along comes Hancock. 378 00:28:58,228 --> 00:29:00,021 Hancock! 379 00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:12,116 - I don't even remember that. - Yeah. 380 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:15,411 Greenpeace does. Walter does. 381 00:29:16,163 --> 00:29:17,914 This gets redundant after a while... 382 00:29:18,081 --> 00:29:21,208 ...but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is... 383 00:29:21,376 --> 00:29:23,044 - Do you wanna hear it? - No. 384 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:24,545 You're an asshole. 385 00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,006 I know. I call it like I see it though. 386 00:29:27,174 --> 00:29:30,176 It's not a crime to be an asshole but it's counterproductive. 387 00:29:30,344 --> 00:29:32,345 But you are an asshole, don't you think? 388 00:29:32,512 --> 00:29:34,180 Be careful. 389 00:29:34,348 --> 00:29:37,600 All right, how about this? I've been thinking about something. 390 00:29:37,768 --> 00:29:40,394 This kind of goes to how you present yourself. 391 00:29:40,562 --> 00:29:43,856 Come on. Really? It's the middle of the day. What springs to mind... 392 00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:46,484 ...when you see this? 393 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,403 Homo. 394 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:53,240 - What about that? - Homo in red. 395 00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:58,704 - Norwegian homo. - I'll give you that. 396 00:29:58,872 --> 00:30:02,208 Let's move past the comics. Let's get into something a little deeper. 397 00:30:02,376 --> 00:30:07,588 I think that deep down you behave badly because you're lonely. 398 00:30:07,756 --> 00:30:10,675 I think deep down, you want people's acceptance. 399 00:30:12,094 --> 00:30:14,387 Come on, now. You save people's lives... 400 00:30:14,554 --> 00:30:17,640 ...and they reject you, and so you reject them back. 401 00:30:17,808 --> 00:30:20,643 And it's a... And we're gonna switch that cycle. 402 00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:22,603 We're gonna start fresh, start anew. 403 00:30:22,771 --> 00:30:26,691 This is outstanding. If you turn some of this power into willpower... 404 00:30:26,984 --> 00:30:29,110 - Almost. - And then he kicked it in. 405 00:30:29,277 --> 00:30:31,237 Hey, Hancock! We almost won. 406 00:30:31,405 --> 00:30:34,699 Yeah, we did. Okay, upstairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. 407 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:36,283 Hey, sweetheart. 408 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,245 Have you been watching the news? 409 00:30:39,413 --> 00:30:42,206 - No, we've been working on... - Interfacing with the public. 410 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,542 - This has been on all day. - That's very good. 411 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:48,129 The law is the law, Mr. Hancock, and you are not above it. 412 00:30:49,923 --> 00:30:51,590 Felony destruction of property... 413 00:30:51,758 --> 00:30:55,553 ...amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft, and now this. 414 00:30:55,721 --> 00:31:00,182 From where I sit, I see a selfish, self-absorbed man... 415 00:31:00,350 --> 00:31:04,687 ...with a lot of muscle, but no regard for anyone but yourself. 416 00:31:04,855 --> 00:31:07,189 Mr. Hancock, let me remind you. 417 00:31:07,357 --> 00:31:10,151 You are not above the law. 418 00:31:10,318 --> 00:31:15,239 You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas in civil suits. 419 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:19,076 Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, oh, no. Not you. 420 00:31:19,286 --> 00:31:22,371 You may be a superhero, but let me tell you this: 421 00:31:22,539 --> 00:31:26,417 You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution. 422 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:28,085 Bank on it, buddy. 423 00:31:28,670 --> 00:31:29,962 We do not condone the t... 424 00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:33,174 Genius. 425 00:31:33,341 --> 00:31:35,926 Things just got real. This is exactly what we need. 426 00:31:36,094 --> 00:31:39,096 There's a DA trying to figure out how to put you in jail. 427 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:41,891 - Bitch can try. - I say you go. 428 00:31:45,562 --> 00:31:48,022 People take you for granted. Make people miss you. 429 00:31:48,190 --> 00:31:51,358 - People don't like you, Hancock. - I do. 430 00:31:51,526 --> 00:31:54,570 Two weeks, you know? The public will be clamoring for you. 431 00:31:54,738 --> 00:31:56,447 When they do, we'll be ready. 432 00:31:56,615 --> 00:32:00,284 Worst-case scenario is I'm wrong and you just, you know, fly out of there. 433 00:32:01,078 --> 00:32:02,703 What do you got to lose? 434 00:32:21,431 --> 00:32:24,183 "I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. 435 00:32:24,351 --> 00:32:27,895 My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. 436 00:32:28,355 --> 00:32:30,731 I ask my fellow Angelenos... 437 00:32:30,899 --> 00:32:32,858 ...for their patience and understanding." 438 00:32:33,026 --> 00:32:35,569 You're an asshole, Hancock! 439 00:32:35,737 --> 00:32:36,779 Asshole! 440 00:32:39,699 --> 00:32:42,076 "Life here can be difficult for me. 441 00:32:42,244 --> 00:32:44,370 After all, I'm the only one of my kind. 442 00:32:46,123 --> 00:32:48,582 During my incarceration, I will be participating... 443 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:51,001 ...in alcohol- and anger-management treatment." 444 00:32:57,968 --> 00:32:59,135 You're a drunk bum! 445 00:32:59,302 --> 00:33:02,429 "You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better." 446 00:33:02,597 --> 00:33:04,473 All right. 447 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:12,148 Good morning, ladies. Welcome to your new home... 448 00:33:14,151 --> 00:33:15,734 It is the duty of each of you... 449 00:33:15,902 --> 00:33:19,280 ...to remember your inmate serial number. 450 00:33:19,614 --> 00:33:21,615 Turn to your right. 451 00:33:23,785 --> 00:33:24,994 Turn to your left. 452 00:33:25,162 --> 00:33:27,997 Okay, scumbags. Let's go. 453 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,255 Give me the hand, playboy. 454 00:33:55,317 --> 00:33:57,443 I see you, punk! 455 00:34:17,047 --> 00:34:18,881 Oh, I get it. 456 00:34:19,049 --> 00:34:22,468 I put some... Most of you in here. 457 00:34:22,636 --> 00:34:24,637 Yes, you did. 458 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:31,477 I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that. 459 00:34:31,645 --> 00:34:33,145 What? 460 00:34:34,064 --> 00:34:38,484 So I'm gonna do me, and I'm gonna let you do you. 461 00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,819 I don't want no trouble. 462 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:43,322 All right? 463 00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:45,491 I just wanna go to my cell. 464 00:34:45,659 --> 00:34:48,494 - That ain't gonna happen. - Nope. 465 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,955 Excuse me. 466 00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:55,751 Excuse me, please. 467 00:34:59,172 --> 00:35:01,173 Deadly. 468 00:35:02,008 --> 00:35:05,594 If you don't move, your head is going up his ass. 469 00:35:13,561 --> 00:35:15,646 Y'all fellas sure you wanna ride this train? 470 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:18,565 Choo, choo, asshole. 471 00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:37,126 Get him out! Get him out! 472 00:35:43,466 --> 00:35:46,677 Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass? 473 00:35:53,601 --> 00:35:55,936 We're gonna... We're gonna circle back to that. 474 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:59,481 The DA's office wants your sentence to run eight years. 475 00:35:59,649 --> 00:36:02,776 It's a big number, but not something we didn't anticipate. 476 00:36:02,944 --> 00:36:05,029 You know, our plan is... What are you doing? 477 00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:08,282 Hey, hey, hey! 478 00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:17,833 It sounded like you said they want me to spend eight years in this shithole. 479 00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:20,669 Eight is more like four and a half with good behavior. 480 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:24,965 But it's irrelevant because with you out of the picture... 481 00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,760 ...and with the crime rate going up through the roof... 482 00:36:27,927 --> 00:36:31,889 ...the DA and the cops, they're all gonna call for your immediate release. 483 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:34,683 They're gonna demand it. Where are you going? Sit down. 484 00:36:34,851 --> 00:36:37,478 Hey. Hey. Stop right there. 485 00:36:37,645 --> 00:36:38,854 - Stop it. Hancock. - Move. 486 00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,564 - Hancock! - Get back! 487 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,274 You're being a coward! 488 00:36:43,068 --> 00:36:45,027 - Who you talking to? - I'm talking to you. 489 00:36:45,195 --> 00:36:49,073 - Who are you talking to, Ray? - Stop pretending that you do not care. 490 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,700 You have a calling. You're a hero, Hancock. 491 00:36:51,868 --> 00:36:55,704 You're gonna be miserable the rest of your life until you accept that. 492 00:36:55,872 --> 00:37:00,209 Trust me. Trust this plan, this process. Just stay in here. 493 00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:04,171 When they call, a hero's what we're gonna give them. 494 00:37:06,383 --> 00:37:08,050 How we gonna do that, Ray? 495 00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,221 All right, guys, let's start sharing. 496 00:37:12,389 --> 00:37:14,306 - Don? You had something? - Yeah. 497 00:37:15,225 --> 00:37:19,603 Yeah, I think I might've had a little bit of a breakthrough. 498 00:37:19,896 --> 00:37:21,438 Good for you. 499 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:26,402 Yeah, I mean, I realized that breaking necks is... It's easy. 500 00:37:26,653 --> 00:37:31,990 But I'm sitting there and I'm staring at myself in the mirror... 501 00:37:32,158 --> 00:37:35,994 ...and I thought, "This is tough." - Yeah, it sounds tough. 502 00:37:37,205 --> 00:37:38,372 Why do you always laugh? 503 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:41,959 Picturing you looking at the mirror. It would scare the shit out of me. 504 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:45,963 Every time I'm talking, he completely ruins the cycle. 505 00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:47,631 Now, let's watch the crosstalk. 506 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,259 I'm not gonna share anymore if he keeps doing that. 507 00:37:50,427 --> 00:37:51,677 No, no, no. 508 00:37:51,845 --> 00:37:53,929 - Keep sharing. - Let's move on. 509 00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:55,973 Mr. Hancock, do you wanna share today? 510 00:37:58,059 --> 00:37:59,143 Pass. 511 00:37:59,436 --> 00:38:02,938 Your landing is your first impression. It's your superhero handshake. 512 00:38:03,273 --> 00:38:06,442 Don't come in too hot, okay? Don't come in too boozy. 513 00:38:06,609 --> 00:38:09,027 And don't land on a $100,000 Mercedes. All right? 514 00:38:09,195 --> 00:38:11,947 People have to be happy that you've arrived. 515 00:38:12,782 --> 00:38:14,074 Mr. Hancock, your share. 516 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,243 Pass. 517 00:38:16,411 --> 00:38:19,163 So you've used the door and the building's still intact. 518 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:21,832 People are happy that you've arrived. They feel safe. 519 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,251 There's an officer and he's done a good job... 520 00:38:24,419 --> 00:38:26,170 ...so tell him he's done a good job. 521 00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:29,256 What the hell did I have to come for if he's done a good job? 522 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:41,310 Oh, man! 523 00:38:43,438 --> 00:38:45,481 KBLA radio, AM 850. 524 00:38:45,648 --> 00:38:49,151 Today's big story, no surprise here: Hancock. What's your take? 525 00:38:49,319 --> 00:38:51,195 I, for one, have had enough of this guy. 526 00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:55,073 I'm glad he's doing time around bars and I hope they don't let him off easy. 527 00:38:55,241 --> 00:38:56,617 Let my cousin Pookie out. 528 00:38:56,784 --> 00:38:59,578 "I see you don't wear a bulletproof vest, security officer. 529 00:38:59,746 --> 00:39:00,954 I respect your courage... 530 00:39:01,122 --> 00:39:04,583 ...because bullets don't bounce off you, they bounce off me." 531 00:39:09,923 --> 00:39:12,257 This city is being run by gangs and drug dealers. 532 00:39:12,425 --> 00:39:14,676 Hancock makes them shake in their boots. 533 00:39:14,844 --> 00:39:18,055 He doesn't tie a pretty ribbon around it, but he gets the job done. 534 00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:19,431 Besides, he's hot. 535 00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:23,852 Let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say, "Good job." 536 00:39:24,521 --> 00:39:26,146 G... 537 00:39:26,606 --> 00:39:27,814 Goo... 538 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,692 Mr. Hancock, would you like to share? 539 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:36,156 - Pass. - Good. 540 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:37,991 Good. 541 00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:43,247 Good j... 542 00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:49,169 Good job. 543 00:39:49,796 --> 00:39:53,549 Jail watch, day five, and true to his word, Hancock remains incarcerated. 544 00:39:53,716 --> 00:39:55,759 Meanwhile, crime is still on the rise. 545 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:59,429 The L.A.P.D. is reporting increases of up to 30 percent... 546 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:04,017 ...in the last five days that Hancock has been behind bars. 547 00:40:08,523 --> 00:40:11,275 - Hancock! Hey, Hancock! - Hey, little buddy. 548 00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:14,319 - Hancock. We brought you something! - Hey, hey. 549 00:40:15,029 --> 00:40:17,406 Hey, what's up, Hancock? 550 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,199 Where's...? Where's Ray? 551 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:21,868 No, it's just us. Ray's working. 552 00:40:22,036 --> 00:40:24,037 Aaron really wanted to come and see you... 553 00:40:24,205 --> 00:40:27,416 ...so we just dropped by with some Spaghetti Madness. 554 00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:30,002 I should probably let the guard check for keys... 555 00:40:30,211 --> 00:40:34,131 - No, no. Here. - Okay. Here you go. 556 00:40:34,841 --> 00:40:37,509 Oh, you brought me meatballs, huh? 557 00:40:37,677 --> 00:40:42,389 - Just dig in. - Oh, man, look at that. Look at that. 558 00:40:46,519 --> 00:40:49,980 - That's a good meatball. - Thanks, Hancock. 559 00:40:55,028 --> 00:40:56,445 Ray is a good man. 560 00:41:05,622 --> 00:41:07,998 Whatever this is you're doing, don't let him down. 561 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,001 Okay? 562 00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:15,714 Okay. Well, we should probably go, buddy. 563 00:41:15,882 --> 00:41:18,842 - Already? I wanna stay with Hancock. - Yeah. Sweetheart... 564 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,845 ...we have to go. Come on, say goodbye to Hancock. 565 00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:25,223 Here, Hancock. It's my favorite one, and I want you to have it. 566 00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:27,601 - That was very sweet. - Thanks, Mom. 567 00:41:27,769 --> 00:41:29,353 Come here. 568 00:41:47,288 --> 00:41:50,040 Mr. Hancock, would you like to share? 569 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,833 Pass. 570 00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:54,252 All right. Phillip? 571 00:41:56,923 --> 00:41:58,173 I love you guys, man. 572 00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:01,093 - We love you. - We love you too, Phillip. 573 00:42:50,309 --> 00:42:51,435 For when they call. 574 00:42:57,567 --> 00:42:59,735 - I ain't wearing that, Ray. - Yes, you are. 575 00:42:59,902 --> 00:43:01,611 - Oh, no, I'm not. - No, you are. 576 00:43:01,779 --> 00:43:02,988 Actually, I'm not, Ray. 577 00:43:03,156 --> 00:43:04,948 You think you're not, but you are. 578 00:43:05,116 --> 00:43:09,995 I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray. 579 00:43:10,538 --> 00:43:13,915 You know, you have fought naked. We've got that. That's on YouTube. 580 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:17,711 Hancock, this is a uniform. A uniform represents purpose. 581 00:43:17,879 --> 00:43:20,547 Doctors, policemen, firemen, right? 582 00:43:20,715 --> 00:43:23,258 - It represents a calling. - It's been two weeks. 583 00:43:23,426 --> 00:43:26,845 - Yeah? - Nobody out there is missing me, Ray. 584 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:30,390 Just be patient. You gotta trust me on this. All right? 585 00:43:57,293 --> 00:43:59,836 Perimeter breach, perimeter breach. 586 00:44:01,631 --> 00:44:02,756 Asshole! 587 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:09,054 You're still a fake-ass punk. 588 00:44:24,237 --> 00:44:25,403 Damn! 589 00:44:25,571 --> 00:44:26,655 Mr. Hancock? 590 00:44:27,698 --> 00:44:29,741 It's your share. 591 00:44:31,327 --> 00:44:33,245 Pass. 592 00:44:35,289 --> 00:44:38,917 - Come on, man, try it. Let it out. - Come on, John. 593 00:44:39,085 --> 00:44:40,377 I don't have nothing. 594 00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:43,088 There's nothing on your mind? Come on, John. 595 00:44:43,256 --> 00:44:44,548 - It's cool, man. - Come on. 596 00:44:44,715 --> 00:44:45,966 - Come on. - Do it. 597 00:44:46,133 --> 00:44:47,467 First time for everything. 598 00:44:47,635 --> 00:44:50,846 - Feels good to release, now. - Let it heal. Come on, man, try it. 599 00:44:51,013 --> 00:44:54,474 Come in here all these days, you don't have anything to share? 600 00:44:56,102 --> 00:45:01,022 I'm Hancock, and I drink and stuff. 601 00:45:04,068 --> 00:45:05,527 All right. Thanks for sharing. 602 00:45:06,487 --> 00:45:08,530 - Okay. - Thank you. 603 00:45:08,781 --> 00:45:10,323 - All right. - That's awesome. 604 00:45:10,491 --> 00:45:13,535 - That's a clap. Yeah. - There you go. Good share. 605 00:45:29,010 --> 00:45:31,344 Hey, Hancock. 606 00:45:31,512 --> 00:45:33,430 Come on, get up. 607 00:45:33,598 --> 00:45:36,641 - You got a phone call. - Take a message. 608 00:45:36,809 --> 00:45:39,019 It's the chief of police. 609 00:45:39,186 --> 00:45:41,605 He says he needs your help. 610 00:46:06,923 --> 00:46:10,425 The trapped officer's husband is Corporal Joseph Blake... 611 00:46:10,593 --> 00:46:12,427 ...who was killed last year in Iraq... 612 00:46:12,595 --> 00:46:16,056 ...leaving her two small children. We are waiting for the latest news... 613 00:46:16,223 --> 00:46:18,808 ...but apparently there are three suspects and... 614 00:46:18,976 --> 00:46:20,226 What's going on? 615 00:46:22,063 --> 00:46:23,229 I'm out! 616 00:46:23,898 --> 00:46:26,524 Stay down! Stay down! 617 00:46:26,692 --> 00:46:28,401 Stay down! 618 00:46:29,070 --> 00:46:30,153 - Get out! - Get down! 619 00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,488 Get it down! 620 00:46:36,869 --> 00:46:39,621 Let's go! Everybody's gotta get back! Let's go! 621 00:46:39,789 --> 00:46:42,082 Back! Move! 622 00:46:54,887 --> 00:46:58,473 We got perimeters set up on the north, east and south sides. 623 00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,475 The west side is open. 624 00:47:09,110 --> 00:47:11,695 Don't break the building, don't break the building. 625 00:47:19,870 --> 00:47:21,538 What? 626 00:47:26,002 --> 00:47:27,669 It's a little tight. What you got? 627 00:47:27,837 --> 00:47:31,840 Bank job. I got at least eight hostages. Four bad guys. 628 00:47:32,008 --> 00:47:34,175 Officer pinned down. We can't get to her. 629 00:47:34,343 --> 00:47:38,304 They been spraying the hell out of us all morning. And... 630 00:47:38,472 --> 00:47:41,891 They got some kind of heavy artillery. Fifty caliber or bigger. 631 00:47:42,059 --> 00:47:45,729 - I don't know if that matters to you. - No, I'm good. 632 00:47:52,236 --> 00:47:56,990 Good job. 633 00:47:57,283 --> 00:47:59,284 Really, good job. 634 00:48:07,126 --> 00:48:08,251 Get down! 635 00:48:37,948 --> 00:48:39,741 It's Hancock! 636 00:48:47,249 --> 00:48:48,374 Take him out! 637 00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:54,923 Good job! 638 00:48:54,924 --> 00:48:57,092 Do I have permission to touch your body? 639 00:48:57,259 --> 00:48:58,802 Yes! 640 00:49:00,179 --> 00:49:02,347 It's not sexual. 641 00:49:03,849 --> 00:49:06,059 Not that you're not an attractive woman. 642 00:49:06,227 --> 00:49:09,062 - You're a very attractive woman... - Get me the f% 643 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:16,194 He's on the move! 644 00:49:30,459 --> 00:49:32,502 He's moving, he's moving! 645 00:49:42,304 --> 00:49:43,346 Good job. 646 00:49:43,514 --> 00:49:44,973 - Are you hit anywhere? - My leg! 647 00:49:45,141 --> 00:49:46,683 - Hancock! - Good job. 648 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:49,227 You said that. I need you to end this now. 649 00:49:57,820 --> 00:49:59,445 Check the flanks. 650 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:02,907 Secure the perimeter. 651 00:50:06,787 --> 00:50:08,371 Spread out! 652 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:10,582 They're gonna come around the back. 653 00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:24,762 What happened to him? 654 00:50:26,599 --> 00:50:29,642 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 655 00:50:35,441 --> 00:50:38,318 What is happening? 656 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,835 - I heard you was in the slammer. - Out early. 657 00:50:56,003 --> 00:50:58,671 - Why's that? - Good behavior. 658 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:01,174 Do you know what this is? 659 00:51:04,470 --> 00:51:08,765 I'm guessing it's some kind of detonator-type deal. 660 00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:12,310 There's 8 pounds of C-4 strapped to each and every one of them. 661 00:51:12,478 --> 00:51:14,562 This is a spring-loaded dead man's switch. 662 00:51:14,730 --> 00:51:16,356 If my thumb comes off it: 663 00:51:19,568 --> 00:51:22,862 And now, since we've had a little change of plan... 664 00:51:23,030 --> 00:51:27,200 ...between the police showing up and you sucking out all of my associates... 665 00:51:27,368 --> 00:51:29,535 ...I want you to break into the vault. 666 00:51:29,828 --> 00:51:32,956 You'll find three quarter-ton pallets of small bills inside. 667 00:51:33,332 --> 00:51:34,707 Thirty million dollars. 668 00:51:35,751 --> 00:51:37,627 And you're gonna carry it for me. 669 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:41,798 You are gonna get me safely away from here with the money... 670 00:51:42,007 --> 00:51:46,302 ...or else they'll be cleaning up these hostages with a mop. 671 00:51:49,431 --> 00:51:51,307 I'm gonna have to say no to that. 672 00:51:54,395 --> 00:51:56,396 I'm really trying to turn over a new leaf. 673 00:51:56,563 --> 00:51:59,273 I will blow up this entire building, you asshole. 674 00:52:02,403 --> 00:52:04,737 I really don't like that word. 675 00:52:04,905 --> 00:52:06,864 I will blow them sky-high... 676 00:52:07,032 --> 00:52:09,742 ...and their blood will be on your hands. 677 00:52:13,288 --> 00:52:15,415 Do you hear me, asshole? 678 00:52:24,091 --> 00:52:26,592 Call me a asshole... 679 00:52:26,969 --> 00:52:28,469 ...one more time. 680 00:52:31,432 --> 00:52:33,307 Ass... 681 00:52:38,188 --> 00:52:40,523 - Go, go, go. Move in! - Go on, you're safe! 682 00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:43,109 - Let's go. Let's go. - Take it right in. Let's go. 683 00:52:43,277 --> 00:52:45,319 Bring it around now. 684 00:53:06,759 --> 00:53:08,468 Keep your hand on that trigger. 685 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:12,680 - Good job. - No. You, good job. 686 00:53:14,975 --> 00:53:17,018 - Thank you. - Good job. 687 00:53:18,687 --> 00:53:21,105 Hancock! 688 00:54:15,494 --> 00:54:18,412 Say hi to your fans. Look what you got. 689 00:54:19,164 --> 00:54:20,706 Here we go. This way. 690 00:54:20,874 --> 00:54:24,460 - Hancock. At the bank today, intense. - Thank you. 691 00:54:24,628 --> 00:54:26,420 Smile. 692 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:27,713 Good job, Hancock! 693 00:54:30,259 --> 00:54:32,301 Hey. Boy, they'll let anybody in here, huh? 694 00:54:32,469 --> 00:54:36,430 Hancock, meet these guys. This is Mike Kilbourne and Jeremy Himmel. 695 00:54:36,598 --> 00:54:38,099 Gigantic fans. Insane! 696 00:54:38,267 --> 00:54:40,518 These guys are partners at the biggest ad firm. 697 00:54:40,686 --> 00:54:42,019 You never call, man. 698 00:54:42,187 --> 00:54:46,232 - I have called. A couple of times. - Water under the bridge, man. 699 00:54:49,194 --> 00:54:52,238 Could you guys get used to this or what? 700 00:54:54,158 --> 00:54:55,867 How'd you two meet? 701 00:54:57,744 --> 00:54:59,328 I was married once before. 702 00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:01,581 First wife... 703 00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:05,543 ...she died giving birth to Aaron. 704 00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:10,423 It's another dinner. But... But... 705 00:55:10,632 --> 00:55:13,176 So there I am, I'm with this beautiful little baby. 706 00:55:13,343 --> 00:55:15,136 I don't know what the hell to do. 707 00:55:15,304 --> 00:55:17,555 And I was in the supermarket... 708 00:55:18,265 --> 00:55:20,183 ...and I'm in the baby aisle... 709 00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:22,935 ...and I've got a brand of diapers in each hand. 710 00:55:23,103 --> 00:55:27,064 I'm staring at them, but I don't know how I'm gonna get through the day. 711 00:55:28,358 --> 00:55:29,525 An angel... 712 00:55:30,903 --> 00:55:33,070 ...sees me. 713 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:37,700 She knew. She was... She gave me this look. 714 00:55:39,244 --> 00:55:44,290 And even in the trance I was in, I knew that somebody somewhere... 715 00:55:44,458 --> 00:55:46,500 ...was throwing me a little rope. 716 00:55:47,252 --> 00:55:48,336 You know? 717 00:55:48,503 --> 00:55:52,506 Starting that day, you really put my life back together. Right? 718 00:55:53,675 --> 00:55:57,637 - You're drunk. - So? Come here. 719 00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:04,477 What about you, buddy? 720 00:56:04,645 --> 00:56:06,604 You're from another planet, aren't you? 721 00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:08,940 No, man, I'm from Miami. 722 00:56:09,107 --> 00:56:11,484 You didn't come in on, like, a meteor or...? 723 00:56:11,652 --> 00:56:14,237 Nope. Woke up in a hospital, first thing I remember. 724 00:56:14,404 --> 00:56:18,407 Government hospital, yes? Experimenting on you and... 725 00:56:18,742 --> 00:56:22,370 No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room. 726 00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,957 - Come on. - My skull was fractured. 727 00:56:26,124 --> 00:56:29,752 They told me I tried to stop a mugging. 728 00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:34,173 - Somebody knocked you out. - I guess I was a regular guy before... 729 00:56:34,341 --> 00:56:37,593 ...and when I woke up, I was changed. 730 00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:41,347 The hospital nurse tried to put a needle in my arm... 731 00:56:41,515 --> 00:56:43,808 ...and it just broke against my skin. 732 00:56:43,976 --> 00:56:47,687 And then my skull healed in, like, an hour. 733 00:56:47,854 --> 00:56:51,440 The doctors were astounded... 734 00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:55,403 ...and they wanted to know my story. 735 00:56:55,570 --> 00:56:59,323 Just like you. But I couldn't tell them. I don't know who I am. 736 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,159 Amnesia. 737 00:57:02,577 --> 00:57:06,247 - You know, the blow to the head. - Yeah, well, that's what they figured. 738 00:57:06,707 --> 00:57:10,126 - You don't remember anything? - No. 739 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:14,088 Only thing I had in my pocket was... 740 00:57:14,256 --> 00:57:16,215 ...bubble-gum... 741 00:57:16,383 --> 00:57:18,509 ...two movie tickets. 742 00:57:18,677 --> 00:57:22,305 Boris Karloff, Frankenstein. 743 00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:25,725 But no ID, nothing. 744 00:57:25,892 --> 00:57:30,604 I went to sign out, the nurse asked me for my John Hancock. 745 00:57:32,441 --> 00:57:34,233 I actually thought that's who I was. 746 00:57:35,402 --> 00:57:37,111 How come I didn't hear any of this... 747 00:57:37,279 --> 00:57:39,238 ...didn't read about it in any newspapers? 748 00:57:39,406 --> 00:57:42,783 It was probably in the papers 80 years ago. 749 00:57:43,327 --> 00:57:44,827 Eighty years ago? 750 00:57:45,037 --> 00:57:47,288 Oh, I don't age. This is it. 751 00:57:47,456 --> 00:57:50,291 - That's nice. - Gotta wonder, though: 752 00:57:52,669 --> 00:57:55,963 What kind of bastard must I have been... 753 00:57:59,593 --> 00:58:01,802 ...that nobody was there to claim me? 754 00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:10,478 I mean, I'm not the most charming guy in the world... 755 00:58:10,645 --> 00:58:13,064 ...so I've been told, but... 756 00:58:15,275 --> 00:58:17,151 ...nobody? 757 00:58:31,833 --> 00:58:34,293 Whoever it was they'd be dead by now, anyway. 758 00:58:36,296 --> 00:58:37,630 Hey. 759 00:58:37,798 --> 00:58:40,591 Hey, Mary. You all right, baby? 760 00:58:40,759 --> 00:58:44,512 Yeah. Too much wine. 761 00:58:44,763 --> 00:58:47,139 I am a lightweight. 762 00:58:53,146 --> 00:58:55,189 I'm sorry. 763 00:58:58,693 --> 00:59:00,694 You ain't do nothing. 764 00:59:05,492 --> 00:59:06,992 This was a nice dinner, Ray. 765 00:59:09,788 --> 00:59:13,874 - It was a good one. - Almost call this fun. 766 00:59:18,672 --> 00:59:20,923 That didn't tire you out, coming up the stairs? 767 00:59:21,091 --> 00:59:23,217 - Not really. - I'm real spinny. 768 00:59:23,385 --> 00:59:26,303 Could've just flown me upstairs. 769 00:59:26,471 --> 00:59:29,140 - I could've done without that. - Get your shoes off here. 770 00:59:29,307 --> 00:59:32,685 All right, that's all you're getting off of me though. 771 00:59:35,814 --> 00:59:38,649 You believe in me, don't you, Hancock? 772 00:59:39,317 --> 00:59:41,944 - Of course, Ray. I believe in you. - Help me up here. 773 00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:44,155 I got something to say to you. 774 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,783 Listen to me. This is important. 775 00:59:49,578 --> 00:59:53,080 You are like a Dodger Dog. 776 00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:55,958 It's something people don't think they're gonna like... 777 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:58,627 ...then they try it and they love it, right? It hits the spot. 778 00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:01,672 It's good for the soul. You're like the world's Dodger Dog. 779 01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,008 I don't know. But you know what I mean, right? 780 01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:08,512 You're gonna do great. 781 01:00:11,016 --> 01:00:12,850 You're gonna fix everything. 782 01:00:17,063 --> 01:00:20,858 - You get some sleep, Ray. - You sleep tight too. 783 01:00:21,610 --> 01:00:24,111 Hancock tucking me in. 784 01:00:35,916 --> 01:00:38,250 All right, he's asleep. 785 01:00:42,297 --> 01:00:45,508 - Okay, thanks. Good night. - Good night. 786 01:00:51,431 --> 01:00:56,519 Look, I just don't want you to think that... That Ray... 787 01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:58,562 ...you know, drinks like that, because... 788 01:00:58,730 --> 01:01:00,981 - Oh, no. - This was just kind of... 789 01:01:01,149 --> 01:01:03,108 ...a celebratory night. - No, I understand. 790 01:01:03,276 --> 01:01:06,278 - Yeah, I know that. - Okay. 791 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:12,660 The damn babysitter never cleans up after herself. 792 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:33,597 You have a bruise on your hand. 793 01:01:33,765 --> 01:01:36,850 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what that is. 794 01:01:38,478 --> 01:01:41,063 I've been feeling kind of funny. 795 01:01:45,110 --> 01:01:46,902 You... 796 01:01:47,862 --> 01:01:49,196 You should go. 797 01:01:54,744 --> 01:01:56,787 Getting late. 798 01:02:48,048 --> 01:02:49,548 If Ray finds out about me... 799 01:02:51,885 --> 01:02:53,761 ...you're dead. 800 01:03:40,141 --> 01:03:44,478 Joan, we're gonna take care of that, okay? Don't you worry. 801 01:03:46,481 --> 01:03:48,315 Hi, honey. 802 01:03:48,483 --> 01:03:50,484 Breakfast? 803 01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:53,487 Hancock sneezed, huh? 804 01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:56,824 Can you believe it? It's amazing that you slept through that. 805 01:03:56,991 --> 01:03:59,827 - You're a good sleeper. - Holy shit. 806 01:04:00,161 --> 01:04:03,455 I'm not gonna say I told you so, but... 807 01:04:03,998 --> 01:04:06,709 You told me he was gonna sneeze a hole through the house? 808 01:04:06,918 --> 01:04:08,335 I just said him being around... 809 01:04:08,503 --> 01:04:10,713 Oh, sweetheart, can you get that? Thanks. 810 01:04:10,922 --> 01:04:13,340 - Oh, God, you strong man. - I got it. 811 01:04:13,508 --> 01:04:15,801 But you don't worry about anything. 812 01:04:15,969 --> 01:04:19,304 I already apologized to the neighbors. Called State Farm. 813 01:04:19,472 --> 01:04:20,931 Everything is taken care of. 814 01:04:21,641 --> 01:04:23,350 You just... 815 01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:27,438 ...enjoy that breakfast. 816 01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:32,025 What's this? Are we going on vacation? Are we? 817 01:04:32,193 --> 01:04:33,402 Just the three of us. 818 01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:35,028 - End of the summer? - Tonight. 819 01:04:35,238 --> 01:04:37,364 - Tonight? - Spur of the moment. 820 01:04:37,532 --> 01:04:41,034 - Tonight might be a little tough. - Come on. The three of us? 821 01:04:41,202 --> 01:04:43,078 Me in a bikini? 822 01:04:43,246 --> 01:04:44,788 - Sounds good. - Let's go somewhere. 823 01:04:44,956 --> 01:04:48,292 Knock, knock. 824 01:04:48,293 --> 01:04:50,169 Gesundheit. 825 01:04:50,879 --> 01:04:55,382 I was just telling Ray here, I hope you're done sneezing... 826 01:04:55,550 --> 01:05:00,846 ...because I don't think our house could take much more of your sneezing. 827 01:05:07,061 --> 01:05:11,106 Yeah, sometimes I sneeze when there's dust... 828 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,736 ...or if I get really surprised. 829 01:05:17,030 --> 01:05:20,073 That's unfortunate. This is Kilbourne. 830 01:05:20,909 --> 01:05:23,327 Mike? How you doing? 831 01:05:23,995 --> 01:05:26,455 It was great to see you too. 832 01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:29,833 Yep. Well... 833 01:05:30,043 --> 01:05:32,419 Right. Go ahead, shoot. 834 01:05:33,713 --> 01:05:36,632 Okay. I got a pen right here. 835 01:05:36,925 --> 01:05:39,635 Right. No, I know. 836 01:05:44,682 --> 01:05:46,850 It's right here in my hand. 837 01:05:54,359 --> 01:05:56,443 I am warning you. 838 01:05:56,611 --> 01:05:57,861 All right, go ahead. 839 01:06:01,407 --> 01:06:02,533 Okay, good. 840 01:06:03,451 --> 01:06:08,080 Now... And that's still in 310, right? 841 01:06:08,248 --> 01:06:09,414 Hang on one second. 842 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:11,542 Do me a favor...? 843 01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:15,712 I'm sorry, Mike. Yeah. 844 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,756 We're gonna talk. 845 01:06:17,924 --> 01:06:20,842 Go away. 846 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:24,930 Well, it is something that I'm really excited about. 847 01:06:36,359 --> 01:06:39,403 - I'm gonna do this all day. - Shut... Shut up. 848 01:06:41,781 --> 01:06:43,282 I... I suppose... 849 01:06:43,449 --> 01:06:45,784 - Fine. We'll talk, okay? - We will. 850 01:06:45,994 --> 01:06:50,831 And when we're done talking, you go away and you leave my family alone. 851 01:06:51,958 --> 01:06:55,043 - My place at 4:00. - Whatever. 852 01:06:56,004 --> 01:06:59,423 It means... Well, I'd rather not talk numbers now. 853 01:06:59,591 --> 01:07:02,676 I'd like to save them for the pitch. So let's just set a time. 854 01:07:02,844 --> 01:07:05,887 That's good with me. I will see you then. All right. 855 01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:08,974 Yeah, 3:30. Great. 856 01:07:09,267 --> 01:07:11,727 Hon, is it hot in here? 857 01:07:32,999 --> 01:07:36,168 He hurt you, didn't he? 858 01:07:37,128 --> 01:07:39,671 Come on, use your words. 859 01:07:39,839 --> 01:07:42,382 How did it make you feel? 860 01:07:45,219 --> 01:07:46,428 Sore. 861 01:07:47,138 --> 01:07:50,349 Bad. 862 01:07:50,516 --> 01:07:54,728 It's because he took your power. And you have to get your power back. 863 01:07:56,230 --> 01:08:00,651 And no one will give you your power back. You have to go out and take it. 864 01:08:00,818 --> 01:08:02,944 You understand me? 865 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:06,573 We're gonna go find Hancock... 866 01:08:08,117 --> 01:08:10,535 ...and get your power back. 867 01:08:41,901 --> 01:08:43,235 Well, I'm here. 868 01:08:44,237 --> 01:08:45,779 Yup. 869 01:08:51,452 --> 01:08:54,788 - You wanna do it? - Do what? 870 01:08:58,334 --> 01:09:00,627 I don't have time for this, okay? You ask the questions... 871 01:09:00,795 --> 01:09:02,754 ...I answer them honestly and then you leave L.A. 872 01:09:02,922 --> 01:09:04,506 I ain't leaving L.A. 873 01:09:07,051 --> 01:09:10,095 All right, all right. Jeez. 874 01:09:12,223 --> 01:09:13,724 Don't. 875 01:09:25,945 --> 01:09:27,654 Ask. 876 01:09:29,615 --> 01:09:31,324 - You and I. - "You and I" what? 877 01:09:31,492 --> 01:09:34,244 - We're the same. - No. 878 01:09:35,079 --> 01:09:36,580 I'm stronger. 879 01:09:37,373 --> 01:09:38,790 Really? 880 01:09:41,669 --> 01:09:43,336 Oh, yeah. 881 01:09:44,505 --> 01:09:46,173 Who are we? 882 01:09:46,382 --> 01:09:51,136 Gods, angels. Different cultures call us by different names. 883 01:09:51,304 --> 01:09:54,347 Now all of a sudden, it's "superhero." 884 01:09:54,515 --> 01:09:58,143 - Are there more of us? - There were. 885 01:09:58,478 --> 01:09:59,644 They all died. 886 01:10:01,689 --> 01:10:03,815 It's just the two of us. 887 01:10:12,825 --> 01:10:13,950 What is this? 888 01:10:17,955 --> 01:10:19,539 Who are we to each other? 889 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:22,709 - We're brother and sister. - That's a lie. 890 01:10:24,212 --> 01:10:25,962 - No, I'm your sister. - That is a lie. 891 01:10:26,130 --> 01:10:27,839 - I'm your sister. - That is a lie. 892 01:10:28,007 --> 01:10:31,134 Sisters don't kiss brothers the way you kissed me last night. 893 01:10:31,302 --> 01:10:32,636 You're lying, deal's off. 894 01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:34,888 Let's go see how Ray feels about this. 895 01:10:35,056 --> 01:10:37,224 Get your ass back here! 896 01:10:37,391 --> 01:10:39,309 I'm telling! 897 01:10:44,649 --> 01:10:47,067 The AllHeart symbol will be known globally... 898 01:10:47,735 --> 01:10:49,236 ...as a symbol... 899 01:10:49,403 --> 01:10:54,282 ...that represents companies that are committed to changing the world. 900 01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:56,910 They can give away their sustenance goods, okay? 901 01:10:57,078 --> 01:10:59,371 Food, drugs, power, clothing, for free. 902 01:10:59,539 --> 01:11:01,957 - We were talking about Hancock... - Number two. 903 01:11:13,261 --> 01:11:15,053 You stay away from me and my family. 904 01:11:15,221 --> 01:11:17,639 You are not gonna do this to me again. 905 01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:20,851 What? I don't know what you're talking about. 906 01:11:21,018 --> 01:11:22,978 - Hey! - I love you, Hancock! 907 01:11:23,145 --> 01:11:26,648 It can't work. It always ends the same way. 908 01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,317 Persia. Greece. Brooklyn. 909 01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:31,278 Brooklyn? I've never been to Brooklyn. 910 01:11:31,571 --> 01:11:34,155 I have put up with your bullshit for 3000 years... 911 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:36,241 ...and I am done! Done, you listening? 912 01:11:36,409 --> 01:11:39,703 - I don't know what you're talking about! - Finally, I am happy! 913 01:11:39,871 --> 01:11:43,498 - You are not gonna mess with that! - I don't know what you're talking about! 914 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:46,167 I hate to burst your little crazy-lady bubble... 915 01:11:46,460 --> 01:11:51,006 ...but it must not have been all that great because I don't remember you. 916 01:11:56,012 --> 01:11:58,388 Call me crazy... 917 01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:01,766 ...one more time. 918 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:03,351 Cuckoo. 919 01:12:12,653 --> 01:12:14,154 All right, hold it. All right. 920 01:12:14,697 --> 01:12:17,490 You better not hit me with that truck. 921 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:21,995 For companies to qualify, they need to prove they are a leader in the global... 922 01:12:22,163 --> 01:12:23,788 We wanna talk about Mr. Hancock. 923 01:12:23,956 --> 01:12:25,916 They're committed to bettering the world. 924 01:12:26,083 --> 01:12:28,543 They can do this in four ways. This is how they... 925 01:13:11,212 --> 01:13:14,089 The most important thing with AllHeart is brand recognition. 926 01:13:14,256 --> 01:13:16,216 I've mocked up these examples here... 927 01:13:16,384 --> 01:13:18,385 ...in Tokyo, London, Dubai, Paris. 928 01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:31,856 Oh, no. 929 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,401 We need maximum exposure, market penetra... 930 01:13:34,568 --> 01:13:35,610 Is it snowing? 931 01:13:50,418 --> 01:13:52,085 Stop. Stop it. 932 01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:55,046 Stop. Stop. Stop! All right, let's just... 933 01:13:55,214 --> 01:14:04,723 Get off me! 934 01:14:05,599 --> 01:14:07,100 Stop. Stop! 935 01:14:07,268 --> 01:14:08,893 Get off! 936 01:14:09,061 --> 01:14:10,311 - Get off me! - Listen to me! 937 01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,939 - I hate you! - I am sorry! 938 01:14:16,610 --> 01:14:20,947 Whoever I am, whatever I did... Look at me. 939 01:14:21,866 --> 01:14:23,867 - I'm sorry. 940 01:14:24,285 --> 01:14:26,327 I don't remember. 941 01:14:27,288 --> 01:14:29,664 You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. 942 01:14:40,217 --> 01:14:42,010 Oh, my God. 943 01:15:32,478 --> 01:15:35,772 Why were you flying? You were flying, Mary. 944 01:15:36,857 --> 01:15:39,692 - Yeah, she was definitely flying, Ray. - Okay, I was flying. 945 01:15:40,820 --> 01:15:43,446 And I'm very strong as well. 946 01:15:43,614 --> 01:15:45,156 - It's just the way we are. - "We"? 947 01:15:45,324 --> 01:15:48,409 Me and him, it's just us now. The others paired up and died. 948 01:15:48,577 --> 01:15:51,496 You didn't say anything about pairing up at the trailer. 949 01:15:51,664 --> 01:15:54,290 - You were at his trailer. - This is hard to explain. 950 01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:55,875 - Great, I'm all ears. - Me too. 951 01:15:56,043 --> 01:15:58,837 Do me a favor, just give me and my wife one moment. 952 01:15:59,004 --> 01:16:01,464 - Don't bring it here, Ray. - The adults are talking. 953 01:16:01,632 --> 01:16:03,299 Technically speaking... 954 01:16:05,177 --> 01:16:06,344 ...he's my husband. 955 01:16:07,513 --> 01:16:09,973 Holy shit. 956 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:13,184 - What? - We broke up decades ago. 957 01:16:13,352 --> 01:16:16,312 Long before you were born. He just can't remember. 958 01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:19,607 But you can, right? You knew? 959 01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:22,277 That's something you bring up on a first date, Mary. 960 01:16:22,444 --> 01:16:25,738 "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal." 961 01:16:25,906 --> 01:16:28,324 Those are some things you give a heads-up on. 962 01:16:28,492 --> 01:16:32,412 Whatever we are, we were built in twos, okay? We're drawn to each other. 963 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:34,956 No matter how far I run, he's always there. 964 01:16:35,124 --> 01:16:36,749 He finds me. It's physics. 965 01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:39,627 Are you saying that you two are fated to be together? 966 01:16:39,795 --> 01:16:42,714 I've lived for a very long time, Ray. 967 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:44,841 And the one thing I learned... 968 01:16:45,009 --> 01:16:47,802 ...fate doesn't decide everything. 969 01:16:48,345 --> 01:16:49,762 People get to choose. 970 01:16:49,930 --> 01:16:52,223 And you chose... 971 01:16:52,391 --> 01:16:55,727 ...to let me think I was here alone. 972 01:17:05,237 --> 01:17:07,822 I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember. 973 01:17:09,408 --> 01:17:11,743 Great. Now what? 974 01:17:16,957 --> 01:17:19,375 I didn't plan for this. 975 01:17:42,232 --> 01:17:43,733 Prison authorities confirmed... 976 01:17:43,901 --> 01:17:47,612 ...that the prisoner uprising was led by Kenneth "Red" Parker, Jr... 977 01:17:47,780 --> 01:17:51,115 ...who was also the leader of last week's Spring Street bank robbery. 978 01:17:51,283 --> 01:17:53,618 At least eight prisoners are not accounted for. 979 01:17:53,786 --> 01:17:56,079 More information on the prison riot in Norwalk. 980 01:17:56,246 --> 01:17:59,499 Construction workers at the prison were knocked unconscious. 981 01:17:59,667 --> 01:18:01,709 The prisoners stole the workers' clothes... 982 01:18:01,877 --> 01:18:04,587 ...and it's feared at least some of them have escaped. 983 01:18:04,755 --> 01:18:07,006 Parker is considered a criminal mastermind. 984 01:18:07,174 --> 01:18:09,884 He is very effective at using psychological persuasion... 985 01:18:10,052 --> 01:18:12,553 ...to organize criminals from different backgrounds. 986 01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:15,682 He is a former psychology professor from Stanford University. 987 01:18:15,849 --> 01:18:18,559 While there, he organized a notorious criminal network... 988 01:18:18,727 --> 01:18:21,104 ...comprised of graduate students from diverse... 989 01:18:21,271 --> 01:18:23,356 Ninety-one ten. 990 01:18:23,524 --> 01:18:25,858 Ninety-one ten? You gotta be shitting me. 991 01:18:26,318 --> 01:18:27,735 Ninety-one ten. 992 01:18:27,903 --> 01:18:30,321 Highway robbery. 993 01:18:54,179 --> 01:18:56,597 - What? - I'm taking the money. 994 01:19:03,522 --> 01:19:04,647 I can relate to that. 995 01:19:07,067 --> 01:19:09,902 You know? If you want something... 996 01:19:10,821 --> 01:19:13,865 ...nobody can stop you from taking it... 997 01:19:14,950 --> 01:19:17,201 ...you just take it, right? 998 01:19:18,871 --> 01:19:20,747 I like that. 999 01:19:21,915 --> 01:19:23,124 But can you take it? 1000 01:19:26,211 --> 01:19:29,172 My Zagnut bar versus your gun. 1001 01:19:36,305 --> 01:19:37,680 Sorry about your window. 1002 01:20:25,062 --> 01:20:26,854 - I need Room 1020. - Clear! 1003 01:20:27,022 --> 01:20:28,523 I need Room 1020. 1004 01:20:31,819 --> 01:20:35,947 I need IV line, blood quality, CBC, electrolytes, a PT, and... 1005 01:20:36,115 --> 01:20:37,657 Where's his IV line? 1006 01:20:38,033 --> 01:20:40,159 - That's not gonna work. - I'm in. 1007 01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:43,079 What's happening? 1008 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:48,960 This just in. John Hancock has been rushed... 1009 01:20:49,128 --> 01:20:50,878 ...to Los Angeles General Hospital. 1010 01:20:51,046 --> 01:20:54,257 Hancock is in serious condition with multiple gunshot wounds. 1011 01:20:54,424 --> 01:20:56,592 No story yet as to how this happened to him... 1012 01:20:56,760 --> 01:21:00,763 ...but we will continue to cover this story live. Reporting live from L.A... 1013 01:21:07,062 --> 01:21:09,981 - Any lead on the assailant? - Mr. Embrey! 1014 01:21:10,149 --> 01:21:14,152 - Just a couple of questions, sir, please. - Can you describe how it happened? 1015 01:21:14,319 --> 01:21:17,697 From what I've heard, he was trying to stop a robbery. 1016 01:21:17,865 --> 01:21:21,492 Do you know if special ammunition was used in the gun that shot him? 1017 01:21:21,660 --> 01:21:22,827 Not that I'm aware of. 1018 01:21:22,995 --> 01:21:25,413 Could this have to do with the mysterious woman? 1019 01:21:25,581 --> 01:21:28,332 - He was seen battling her. - I do not have that answer. 1020 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:31,669 Could this woman be more powerful than Hancock? 1021 01:21:34,548 --> 01:21:37,425 Here are the lab results for 209. 1022 01:22:05,162 --> 01:22:06,996 You're becoming mortal. 1023 01:22:08,624 --> 01:22:10,499 It's us... 1024 01:22:10,959 --> 01:22:13,169 ...being close to each other. 1025 01:22:13,921 --> 01:22:17,089 It's never happened this fast before. 1026 01:22:19,676 --> 01:22:21,052 You have to leave. 1027 01:22:22,387 --> 01:22:25,181 The further you get from me, the better you're gonna feel. 1028 01:22:25,349 --> 01:22:27,975 You'll start getting your powers back... 1029 01:22:28,185 --> 01:22:31,020 ...and be flying and breaking things... 1030 01:22:31,188 --> 01:22:33,814 ...and saving people before you know it. 1031 01:22:48,163 --> 01:22:52,583 Well, it's like I said, we were built in pairs. 1032 01:22:52,751 --> 01:22:57,713 And when we get close to our opposites, we lose our power. 1033 01:22:59,925 --> 01:23:04,470 - Why? - So we can live human lives. 1034 01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:07,515 Love, connect... 1035 01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:12,645 ...grow old, die. 1036 01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:16,524 What happened to us? 1037 01:23:20,696 --> 01:23:22,822 Summer of 4 B.C. 1038 01:23:23,740 --> 01:23:26,909 We were becoming mortal, like now. 1039 01:23:27,411 --> 01:23:29,620 They came after me with swords. 1040 01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:35,084 But you saved me. 1041 01:23:38,714 --> 01:23:41,090 1850. 1042 01:23:41,508 --> 01:23:43,467 They set our house on fire. 1043 01:23:44,594 --> 01:23:47,513 You pulled me out of the flames. 1044 01:23:49,599 --> 01:23:51,934 Eighty years ago. 1045 01:23:52,853 --> 01:23:55,021 What happened then? 1046 01:23:55,564 --> 01:23:58,232 We were living in Miami... 1047 01:23:58,734 --> 01:24:02,153 ...and a new movie was playing in town. 1048 01:24:02,321 --> 01:24:03,404 Frankenstein. 1049 01:24:06,700 --> 01:24:08,826 And after... 1050 01:24:09,286 --> 01:24:11,120 ...we walked down Flagler Street... 1051 01:24:11,288 --> 01:24:15,249 ...and you took my hand, and you held it so tight. 1052 01:24:21,673 --> 01:24:24,633 And they attacked us in an alley. 1053 01:24:28,263 --> 01:24:32,558 They hit you so hard. There was so much blood. 1054 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:36,979 They wouldn't let me ride in the ambulance with you. 1055 01:24:37,898 --> 01:24:42,693 And by the time I got to the hospital, you were awake. 1056 01:24:46,782 --> 01:24:48,366 But you didn't know me. 1057 01:24:50,869 --> 01:24:53,079 So I left. 1058 01:24:54,206 --> 01:24:57,041 Every time we're together... 1059 01:24:57,542 --> 01:25:00,002 ...they come after you through me. 1060 01:25:13,683 --> 01:25:17,853 You're built to save people more than the rest of us. 1061 01:25:18,021 --> 01:25:20,940 That's who you are. You're a hero. 1062 01:25:22,526 --> 01:25:25,236 The insurance policy of the gods. 1063 01:25:25,779 --> 01:25:28,989 Keep one alive. You. 1064 01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:32,451 To protect this world. 1065 01:25:48,552 --> 01:25:49,593 Mary! 1066 01:25:52,389 --> 01:25:53,431 Mom! 1067 01:25:53,598 --> 01:25:54,974 - Mary! - Stay down! 1068 01:25:56,101 --> 01:25:57,601 Okay. 1069 01:26:08,029 --> 01:26:09,280 Mary? 1070 01:26:22,461 --> 01:26:24,211 Stop. 1071 01:26:26,715 --> 01:26:28,966 Oh, no! No! Please! 1072 01:26:38,894 --> 01:26:40,436 Stay down. 1073 01:26:52,199 --> 01:26:53,991 Hey! Mary! 1074 01:26:54,159 --> 01:26:55,701 Let's go, get her up! 1075 01:26:56,703 --> 01:26:59,371 Come on, Chuck. Let's go, let's go. 1076 01:27:06,004 --> 01:27:08,422 - Morphine. - Here. Help in here! 1077 01:27:09,716 --> 01:27:11,342 Hold her down. Hold her down. 1078 01:27:15,388 --> 01:27:25,189 Hold her down. 1079 01:27:33,490 --> 01:27:35,699 - You want the monitor now? - Stay calm. 1080 01:27:52,634 --> 01:27:55,010 - Hold her, hold her, hold her. - Need EKG leads. 1081 01:28:29,379 --> 01:28:32,506 Upon us all, Hancock. 1082 01:28:33,216 --> 01:28:34,633 You're no different. 1083 01:28:39,264 --> 01:28:42,641 Time to shut her down, Hancock. 1084 01:28:42,809 --> 01:28:45,060 It's been a nice run. 1085 01:29:13,465 --> 01:29:17,426 Oh, we are all sincerely gonna miss you. 1086 01:29:19,262 --> 01:29:21,221 But it is time for you to move on. 1087 01:29:25,060 --> 01:29:28,103 And maybe to a happier place. 1088 01:29:30,106 --> 01:29:32,608 You can thank me if you want to... 1089 01:29:33,777 --> 01:29:35,402 ...superhero. 1090 01:29:45,789 --> 01:29:47,414 You didn't! 1091 01:29:53,755 --> 01:29:54,880 Aaron! 1092 01:33:05,613 --> 01:33:10,200 - What about Attila the Hun? - Completely cross-eyed. 1093 01:33:10,368 --> 01:33:11,451 - Cross-eyed? - Yep. 1094 01:33:11,619 --> 01:33:14,413 All right, what about Queen Elizabeth? 1095 01:33:14,581 --> 01:33:18,250 - Needy. - J.F.K? What about him? 1096 01:33:18,835 --> 01:33:21,295 Oh, yeah. 1097 01:33:22,255 --> 01:33:24,673 "Oh, yeah"? Anything more? 1098 01:33:24,841 --> 01:33:27,593 Not like that. I was in Cuba for the whole missile thing. 1099 01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:28,844 Yeah, hang on. 1100 01:33:30,889 --> 01:33:33,140 - Hello? - Ray. 1101 01:33:33,308 --> 01:33:35,267 Hey, I've been trying to call you. 1102 01:33:35,435 --> 01:33:38,186 Yeah, I was out of cell range. 1103 01:33:39,022 --> 01:33:42,733 - Are you outside? - Yeah. 1104 01:33:42,901 --> 01:33:46,361 - Look up. - All right, I'm looking up. 1105 01:33:46,988 --> 01:33:48,947 I'm looking up. 1106 01:33:54,329 --> 01:33:57,164 - Baby? - What? 1107 01:34:04,589 --> 01:34:06,757 You're gonna change the world. 1108 01:34:06,925 --> 01:34:10,344 - Good job, Ray. - Oh, my God, Ray. 1109 01:34:11,512 --> 01:34:14,056 Hey. Look up. 1110 01:34:14,766 --> 01:34:16,224 Hancock. 1111 01:34:20,772 --> 01:34:22,564 I'm proud of you. 1112 01:34:22,732 --> 01:34:24,566 Thanks. 1113 01:34:26,694 --> 01:34:29,154 Will I get in trouble for that? 1114 01:35:45,398 --> 01:35:47,691 - Freeze! - Don't move! 1115 01:35:47,859 --> 01:35:50,027 - Oh, my God! Sam! No! - Drop your weapon, sir! 1116 01:35:50,194 --> 01:35:51,611 Get back! Get back! Get back! 1117 01:35:51,779 --> 01:35:54,281 - Drop it! - Get back or I'll shoot! Get back! 1118 01:35:54,449 --> 01:35:56,074 Get back! I'm not playing. 1119 01:35:56,492 --> 01:35:59,286 Get back. Get back! 1120 01:35:59,704 --> 01:36:01,997 Damn, Handjob. Where you come from? 1121 01:36:02,165 --> 01:36:04,332 All right, relax. Just tell me what you need. 1122 01:36:04,500 --> 01:36:06,835 Tell them cops to take their guns off of me. 1123 01:36:07,003 --> 01:36:09,254 - All right. - Tell them to take the guns off me. 1124 01:36:09,422 --> 01:36:11,256 Just take them off. Lower your weapons. 1125 01:36:11,424 --> 01:36:15,761 You're gonna get us out of here with that tight-ass Wolverine outfit on. 1126 01:36:16,179 --> 01:36:18,597 Now let's make it happen, asshole. 86292