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- Action.
- # Da-na! #
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- In this episode,
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we've got a murderous music monster
called Maestro.
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- I think one of the most dangerous
things in a person
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is unpredictability.
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- HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
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We've got The Beatles.
- This is me real hair.
- Yeah.
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- It's impressive.
- Yeah.
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- We've got a lorra lorra Cilla.
- Surprise, surprise!
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- We've got Johannes.
- I have to say, I'm a bit nervous.
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- Are you?
- Cos I've never done a TV drama
before.
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- That's not bad. We're up to about
six and a half...
- Are we?
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- ..possibly a seven.
- Come on, there we are.
- Yes...
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- We've got Shirley.
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SIREN WAILS
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We've got spoilers.
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- # There's always a twist
- Hey!
- There's always a twist
- Hey!
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- # There's always a twist at the
end... #
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- And we've got the moves.
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I'm Steffan Powell and welcome to a
fabtastic episode
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of Doctor Who Unleashed. Let's twist!
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1963.
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Afros, bouffants, mini skirts and
Chelsea boots. Love, peace and...
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..disharmony?
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We're here to bring you the death of
music and civilisation.
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And the birth of another ghastly and
thrilling Doctor Who villain.
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- Maestro!
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- HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
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- She's the only human left...
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..with music in her heart!
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- Demonic, powerful, erratic,
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Maestro is the offspring
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of another legendary Doctor Who
nemesis...
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- The Toymaker.
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- Keeping going with this fantastical
strand of this pantheon of gods,
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some of us call them the Gods of
Chaos, which is a great title,
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I don't know if it's official, but I
like it,
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it's a chance, I think, introducing
these gods,
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it starts to link them together
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and Maestro is actually
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the child of The Toymaker.
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The Toymaker seems to be the supreme
being of this pantheon.
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He's not. There's plenty of
discoveries to come with that.
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But, actually, Maestro is then their
child
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and they share the same laugh.
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- WHIMSICAL LAUGHTER
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- I think it's going to be known as
probably one of the best villains
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on Doctor Who.
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It's such a great link to The Toymaker
as well,
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because they're so similar but have
such different elements
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to their villain arc.
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- It's so nice to see the Doctor up
against a massive, great big enemy.
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- I can't fight this thing.
- Enough.
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- Maestro is played by actor, singer
and comedian Jinkx Monsoon.
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- I'm going solo.
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- Jinkx gained worldwide fame
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winning season five of RuPaul's Drag
Race in 2013,
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and went on to be crowned the show's
Queen of All Queens in 2022.
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In the same year, Jinkx played
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"Mama" Morton in a sell-out Broadway
run of Chicago.
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- I kind of know Jinkx. I've done
podcasts with Jinkx.
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I always go see Jinkx's shows when
Jinkx is in Britain,
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and when I wrote this script, I just
kind of thought, well,
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that would be the most ideal casting.
- Music, Maestro, please!
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- Even then, even though I love Jinkx,
I loved her performance,
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I loved her attitude to work, I love
what she represents,
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even then I had no idea how good this
was going to be.
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- I heard music.
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- HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
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- And music is MINE!
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- MILLIE:
- I think every single day was,
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it was like watching a theatre
performance with her.
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She really, really brought a certain
sort of magic
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that I've never witnessed with anyone
before.
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- Oh, working with Jinkx was amazing.
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Someone who's, like, mastered all...
all the crafts -
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singing, acting, playing instruments.
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Brought a real, like, elevation to the
show
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and elevated both mine and Millie's
game. So that was good.
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Fight me! Maestro, leave her alone.
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- RUSSELL:
- I have never seen an actor work
harder and more diligently
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with much imagination, and it's
massive,
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it's got so much nerve, it's got so
much boldness.
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I can see some people shivering in the
face of this performance.
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Go and shiver. This is epic.
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- Marker.
- The real eye-popping thing about
this performance
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is that it's Jinkx's first major TV
acting role.
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How much fun has it been to get to be
all evil and nasty?
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- It's really, really great, you know?
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I mean, I like to think of myself
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as a fairly kind, happy, spirited
person.
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- Yeah.
- that's why I think I like playing
villains the most
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is because it's a bigger stretch for
me as a char...
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I like when I don't play myself.
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- HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
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- The me in the character is really,
like, the flamboyancy
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and the pageantry.
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Like, I think I'm playing a fairly,
you know, fabulous Maestro.
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And now his song is sung.
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The taking joy in seeing other people
hurt,
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that's the exact opposite of me. I'm a
highly anxious Virgo
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who assumes everything's my fault.
- Yeah.
- And I hate it.
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- HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
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I've noticed, watching your takes,
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that you sometimes will do the same
take in three or four,
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even more different ways, and is that
sort of because
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the character is so unpredictable? Is
that a deliberate choice for you?
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- There's that. But it's also the way
Ben and I
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have been working together - Ben, the
director - is that
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we talk, really, we talk a lot about,
like,
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what's going on in Maestro's head
here,
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what's motivating this line or that
line?
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And then once we feel like we've got
it, then, yeah, we go,
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"OK, what's another angle?"
- Yeah.
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- The One Who Waits is almost here.
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The One Who Waits is almost here.
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- HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER
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- The One Who Waits is almost here.
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Villains often just get a free rein to
do whatever the hell they want,
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because you have to build this sense
of danger.
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And I think one of the most dangerous
things in a person
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is unpredictability.
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Boo. But it's so sad!
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- HICCUPPING
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- There's no logic between this action
and that action and that action.
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That's scary in a person, right?
- Yeah.
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- Ahem.
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And that's the most fun thing to play
in Maestro is, like,
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I can literally go from being happy
and toying with the Doctor
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to being snarling at him and to being
demonic,
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to being Bugs Bunny.
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Can't trick me twice, honey.
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The whole canvas is open for me and
I've got a full set of paints.
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- # We've got a baby, we can feast!
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# We can dine three days at least... #
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- In December 2023,
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The Goblin Song from the Christmas
special
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peaked at number one on the iTunes top
songs chart.
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- Amazing.
- No, it's not! What do we do?
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- It was written by composer Murray
Gold,
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renowned for scoring dramas like It's
A Sin,
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Last Tango In Halifax and Gentleman
Jack.
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Murray first worked on Doctor Who
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back in 2005 and scored fan favourites
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such as This Is Gallifrey, I Am The
Doctor, and Doomsday.
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Murray has also written the music for
this episode.
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Although, let's be honest, some of it
is absolute pants.
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- # I've got a dog, he's called Fred
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# My dog is alive, he's not dead
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# I love my dog, he loves me too
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# I haven't got a cat Only a dog... #
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- When someone says to you,
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"I want you to write music like The
Beatles..."
- Yeah.
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- You know, it's a fairly high bar
that they've set there, isn't it?
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What does that feel like when you get
that call?
- I mean,
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the good thing about the brief that I
got was they asked me
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to write some really bad Beatles
songs.
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So writing some Beatles songs which
they're
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struggling to lift off the ground is
much easier than
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writing a Beatles song that could just
be mistaken for something
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Lennon and McCartney wrote.
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- OK, roll to record.
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- It was really difficult, I didn't
know how to go about it,
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and the key was an email from Russell.
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He just said, "Oh, just make it
funny."
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- Yeah, I had a good laugh writing bad
songs,
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which is very easy for me to do - I
found that bit easy.
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The fact that music talent has been
drained out of the world,
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so that spark of genius has gone, so
it's just doggerel, that's why
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there's a song about a dog cos I just
thought it's doggerel,
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so they literally sang about dogs.
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And that's what The Beatles are now in
this music-less world.
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- How long does it take to write a
fake Beatles song?
- Um...
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A bad one or a good one?
- The bad ones.
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- The bad ones, like, honestly,
probably 15 seconds.
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- Is it?
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- I mean, it's just about getting it
bad correctly.
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That was it, really. I did do two
attempts at it, I think,
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and then the third, Russell basically
said,
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"Yeah, that's it."
- Yeah.
- "Go with that one."
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- SOMBRE MUSIC
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But it wasn't just the one bad song.
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Murray also had to write a stinker for
another '60s star - Cilla Black.
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- # I love you, you love me
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# We are two
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# We are not three... #
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- Oh, Cilla.
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- Unless you've been living under a
rock, you'll know The Beatles.
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But what about Cilla Black?
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Through the '90s and noughties,
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Cilla was famous for presenting TV
hits Surprise, Surprise,
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and the grandmother of all dating
shows, Blind Date.
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But back in the '60s, she was the Dua
Lipa of pop.
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- # Where is tomorrow for someone like
me?
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# There's no tomorrow for a memory...
#
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- When your agent calls you up and
says,
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"How do you fancy being Cilla Black?"
What do you say to that?
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- I was literally, like, "Oh, my God,
my mum says
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"I look like Cilla Black all the
time."
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- Does she?
- Yeah. Literally. That was my, like,
reaction to it.
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- Yeah.
- Like, absolutely, I've got red hair,
yes.
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- So it's not a wig?
- No, this is a wig but I do have,
like, real...
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Like, real life under here it is red
as well.
- Yeah. You're loving it.
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- Well, no, at first I was like, well,
if you say I look like Cilla Black
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and it's the young... as you're
saying,
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it's the young Cilla Black...
- Not Cilla Black from the '90s.
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- But if it's, like, Cilla Black,
"Surprise, surprise!"
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I'm going to be slightly offend... Not
offended - she was lovely!
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But, like, I don't mind looking like
the younger version of her.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Marker.
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- Did you go back and watch her,
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you know, in her... back in the old
days...
- Yes.
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- ..in her pomp and sort of...
- Yes. Gave me so much anxiety
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cos she is so good at singing! And I
was just like,
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"Oh, my God, I've got to recreate
that."
- Yeah.
- She was brilliant.
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- # If I close my eyes I can almost
see... #
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- I only know her as an old woman.
- Yeah.
- Do you know what I mean?
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From, like, being Blind Date, yeah?
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So, like, to me, oh, my God, to feel
that bad
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that people say I look like her. Do
you know what I mean?
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- Has anybody ever said to you,
"McCartney?"
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- I mean, not really, to be honest,
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but I've got a little brother who's
played Ringo before, so...
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- This is in the family!
- It's in the family.
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So between us, we're going to try and
cover all of The Beatles
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over our career.
- Yeah. Amazing.
- Yeah.
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- Are you trying to do an imitation of
John Lennon and or are you trying
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to play a character?
- It's a difficult thing.
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I mean, I'm a huge Lennon fan,
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so this is kind of a dream come true,
but the...
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..the reality is, you know, if you
were to turn up
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and do an impression, everyone's going
to go, "That's an impression,"
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and it's not grounded in your kind
of...in your performance, you know,
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and you learn that lesson at some
point as an actor
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when you make that mistake.
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- Cos obviously when you think of The
Beatles,
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you think of the brilliant songs that
they sing. But in this episode,
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there's some pretty lame stuff coming
out of you.
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What was that like to, you know, to
read into?
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- It's a relief not to be singing a
Beatles song, put it that way,
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because the comparisons then would be
too close
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and you're never going to sound like
The Beatles, you know,
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as much as you might try.
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So it's kind of good to sing an
original, in a way,
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and put the affectation of a Beatles
track on it.
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- Yeah.
- But the songs are, you know, bad for
a reason, so...
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- Singing about dogs, though.
- Dogs, yeah.
- What's not to love?
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Singing about dogs, great.
- Yeah.
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- Are you musicians as well as actors
then,
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or are you just in for the...?
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- I'd say, like, an actor who can sing
a bit.
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A bit.
- Yeah.
- A little bit.
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- Everybody's downplaying themselves
here.
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What we need is a few drinks and go to
karaoke,
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and I bet it'll be amazing.
- Yeah.
- Don't know about that.
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- LAUGHTER
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Still to come on Doctor Who Unleashed
-
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I fess up to Strictly's Johannes.
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One day you'll have to try and teach
me to dance cos these hips don't lie
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and they don't dance. I'll be honest
with you.
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Can I "beehive" on work experience?
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- You are in control of the hair.
- I'm in control of the hair.
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- The hair is not in control of you.
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- And - spoiler alert -
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we've got a world exclusive clip from
the next episode of Doctor Who.
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But first...
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The thing about telly on the screen is
it all looks so easy.
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But in real life,
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even the simplest of scenes can be a
logistical nightmare.
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Take this episode's rooftop sequence.
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- Old London town!
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- Firstly, this isn't London. It's
Newport city centre,
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and that London skyline has been
painted in during the edit.
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Secondly, Millie's not really playing
the piano.
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It's a professional stand-in.
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And thirdly, that's not Ncuti
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precariously peering out across the
rooftops. It's a stunt double.
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Finally, the seemingly straightforward
moment of Ruby
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on the old Joanna has been a whole
world of pain
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for a small army of people.
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- It's been a challenge, this one.
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Every bit of shooting kit has been
craned up.
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Every large prop,
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every lens, every Magliner has been
craned up. I think the water
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is about the only thing we've carried
up, to be honest.
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Which has been a challenge cos, you
know, we're four floors up.
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What should have been quite
straightforward,
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I mean, say straightforward, I know
very little about cranes.
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- So in a clear case of life imitating
art...
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- That's it. Nice and safe.
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I want that installed on the rooftop
like it is precious China.
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- ..the piano was hoisted up the
building in both the episode
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and in real life.
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And after a long day's shoot,
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what goes up must come down.
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- The crane is coming back to get all
of our kit back
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at the end of the day, back down to
the ground.
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- We've got a crane.
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And we needed another crane
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to get the crane on the roof.
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And then over there, there's another
crane
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which needs to take down that crane.
So what we thought we'd do
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is try and get as many cranes as
possible to Newport and, um,
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yeah, so here we are, craning away.
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Many, many cranes.
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A story of cranes.
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- How much more is there to come down?
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- Three grip trolleys... Another
Magliner, more grip equipment.
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And, oh, mate, you've got at least
another four trips, at tops.
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- Right.
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It's all going well. It's working.
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We're getting the kit down.
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It got up. So, yeah, we'll see how the
rest of the night goes.
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If I'm still here when it gets dark
then it's not gone well.
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- You can't have watched this week's
episode of Doctor Who
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and not thought, "Wow, those
hairstyles are amazing."
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So for this episode's work experience,
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I'm going to join Doctor Who's hair
and make-up guru
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Claire Williams.
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Hello, Claire. How's it going?
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- Hello, darling. How are you?
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- So this is where the magic happens.
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I'm mildly afraid about this because
I've never done this before.
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And I'm also a little bit excited
because Ally
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has got me doing silly things on this
show.
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- Yes.
- And I'm getting a little bit of
payback.
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- OK.
- But obviously I'm going to make you
look really good.
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What are you doing? Obviously you're
curling.
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- So I'm going to try and show you how
we worked the look for Millie.
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Loosely, we're doing a beehive shape,
so you're going to help me
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with this section. This is the most
important section.
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- The bit everybody sees.
- The one we see the most.
- Yeah.
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- So you slide your comb in about an
inch...
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- Yeah.
- ..from the parting.
- Right.
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- And pick up your section of hair.
- OK.
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So that... About like that?
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- So is it a nice clean section? Yes.
Right, so you've got your section.
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Comb it straight up in the air.
- So this is the combing.
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- But be firmer.
- OK.
- You're being a bit... That's it,
firmer.
- OK.
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- You are in control of the hair.
- I'm in control of the hair.
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- The hair is not in control of you.
- I am in control of the hair.
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- You're in control of the hair.
- The hair is not in control of me.
- OK.
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You need to pick up your spray
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and a little gentle spray just all the
way up the length of the hair.
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So not too much. And then comb that
through to the end.
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- OK.
- So now what you want to do
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is hold the hair in your left hand
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and in your right hand...
- Yeah.
- ..pick up your roller.
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You're sliding that right up to the
end of the hair
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without letting any drop down.
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- CLAIRE LAUGHS
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Shall we try again?
- Yeah.
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- OK, this is a bit fiddlier than it
looks. Time for take two.
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- Tuck your ends in now.
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- CLAIRE GASPS
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- I'm astonished.
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- Astonished? Did you get that on
camera?
- That's brilliant.
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Roll it down now, nice and tight, keep
the tension on.
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Just for body...
- Just for body.
- Just for body.
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Now get your pin.
- Thank you. I feel like I'm getting
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a lot of forehead there. Am I getting
a lot of forehead? Sorry.
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- That's brilliant.
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That's brilliant.
- Voila.
- I'm not taking that out.
365
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That's fantastic.
- I'm sweating, I'm so stressed.
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While the curlers do their curling,
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Claire sorts out the make-up.
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- Let's get these rollers out.
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- Then it's out with the curlers.
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- Right, so we're going to get rid of
all this hair now.
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And we're going to do that with pins.
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And we're going to sweep it into a
nice chignon.
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And then you're going to do the twist.
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- So like that.
- Yeah. Twist up.
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- Twisting it like that.
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- Yeah, that's pretty good.
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I'm going to get one pin in there.
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- That should hold it?
- That should hold it now.
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- So can I let go?
- You can let go.
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- Now for the finishing zhuzh.
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First, Claire back combs the remaining
hair
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at the back of Ally's head
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and starts teasing it into that
distinct beehive shape.
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A squirt of hairspray and a couple of
pins later
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and the job's a good 'un,
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leaving me to finish the front.
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So we want this to flow.
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- Flow.
- Have lift.
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- Lift. And then a swoop.
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- A swoop...around.
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- Great. That's plenty. Plenty.
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You've finished.
- Yay! Look at that.
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- It looks amazing.
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Well done.
- Et voila!
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Eh? Not bad.
396
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I mean, I didn't do any of the work
but...
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It is the 1st of June 2023,
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and behind me in Wolf Studios
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there is a lot of excitement
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because today is the day
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we start filming the song and dance
extravaganza that is
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There's Always A Twist At The End.
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- Hello! So we're about to
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rehearse on camera...
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- MUSIC BEGINS
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- It's a crazy day today.
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We've got singing, we've got dancing,
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we've got Murray Gold over there.
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And it's not often
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you get to meet one of your top
Spotify artists.
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- The whole fandango is being shot on
five sets
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in three different locations.
413
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,760
- I just had to be here today because
it's the musical.
414
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It's the big number.
415
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I wanted this all my life, and I'm
here and they're going again,
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and I might just go and join in.
417
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- The person in charge of making it
flow seamlessly -
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choreographer Jack Murphy.
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So this one, when you got it and
Russell said,
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"I want you to choreograph this dance
for me..."
- Yeah.
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- What's the first thing in your head?
How are you able to make it sing
422
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as it does?
- So the thing is, they actually said,
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"Would you come on?" Because I'm the
Bridgerton choreographer.
- Yeah.
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- Just a little drop there.
- Yeah.
425
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,720
Don't mind me. Jack also did a small
TV show you might have heard of
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called Bridgerton. I think it's about
the old days or something.
427
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,720
- The olden days, yeah.
428
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And so when they offered and said,
"Would you come and do that?"
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I had read the twist and I said,
430
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"So long as you let me do the twist,"
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because I never get out of the 19th
century,
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they never let me out of the 19th
century.
433
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,280
I'm the man that does Lord and Lady,
you know, Fauntleroy,
434
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,280
you know. And I was like, I've been
gagging,
435
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,600
so I'm, like, you know, I'm like a bat
out of hell.
436
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,520
- Yeah.
- Because I needed a challenge.
437
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,440
I needed to get out of the warm bath
and kind of go,
438
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"Right, come on, feel the fear and do
it anyway."
439
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,280
- Watching it made me really feel sort
of like Hairspray vibes.
440
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,480
Were you after that as, like, really
energetic?
441
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,720
It felt like a teen movie, it felt
really exciting.
442
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,680
Is that what you wanted?
- Absolutely everywhere. Absolute...
443
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,040
I mean, Blues Brothers.
- Yeah.
- The lot.
- Yeah.
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- Chubby Checker, the lot.
445
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And, you know, John Travolta.
- Yeah.
- The lot.
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- Marker.
447
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,720
- But where did Jack unearth this
talented troupe?
448
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,640
- So, many of these dancers, we did a
call-out.
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Essentially dance schools
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in the local Cardiff, Newport and
Bristol and Swansea area
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to find local talent.
452
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And we did an audition in Cardiff,
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which was 90 people.
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Whittled it down to about 20 that we
have here today.
455
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- Did you sign up for this, all this
singing and dancing
456
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that you're doing?
- I did not. I did not.
- Thank you, Russell.
457
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,520
- Thank you, Russell. Yeah. But, no,
very, very fun.
458
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,400
- When you're working with actors, you
assume that there's a degree
459
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of movement there, that they can take
to a dance,
460
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,960
but it's not always the case.
461
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,800
What was it like working with Ncuti
and Millie?
462
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- Well, that is exactly the case, cos
Millie hasn't trained.
463
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,200
She hasn't been to a vocational drama
training like Ncuti has,
464
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:49,360
because he went to Royal Scottish, so
you have to go in first of all,
465
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,000
just try a few gentle moves, kind of
get an idea
466
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000
of what their facilities, you know, so
you're looking at
467
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,840
space and rhythm with them to see what
they can do.
468
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,920
And, thankfully - thankfully - in this
case,
469
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,840
cos it isn't always the case, um, both
Ncuti and Millie
470
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,320
have fantastic natural movement
abilities.
471
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,400
- These dances that you've had to
learn,
472
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,760
are you going to be whipping them out
on the dance floor next time?
473
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:16,800
- Might do. Might see me cutting a rug
in Lewisham.
474
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,480
Busting out a twist.
475
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,080
- Yeah, I mean, why not?
- Why not?
- Never know.
476
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,080
- Mark it.
477
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,160
- And it's not just Ncuti and Millie
bringing the moves.
478
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,520
We also have Strictly's Shirley and
Johannes.
479
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,240
Johannes, I have to start by saying
how amazing is your hair?
480
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,400
- Oh, my goodness, I can't tell you.
I'm absolutely buzzing.
481
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,000
- Are you enjoying it?
- Absolutely I am. Today has been
just...
482
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,720
It has been exciting.
- Yeah.
- More than anything.
483
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,680
But I have to say I'm a bit nervous.
- Are you?
484
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,560
- Cos I've never done a TV drama
before.
- Yeah, but you've performed
485
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,920
in front of hundreds of... millions of
people on Strictly.
486
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,880
- Oh, no, honey - this is a different
ballgame. This is Doctor Who!
487
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,440
- When you get the call and they say,
you know,
488
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,880
"Doctor Who wants you to come in..."
- Yeah.
- What's that like?
489
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,160
- You reschedule your life and you
make time
490
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,400
because you couldn't miss it for the
world.
- Yeah.
491
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,760
- That's what I have to say to anybody
that gets an opportunity.
492
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,640
You can imagine when I've got the
phone call, I was like, yay!
493
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,560
- And...playback!
494
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,640
- When I received that video from
Jack, I was just like,
495
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,000
"OK, this is right up my street." It's
'60s.
496
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,760
You're just having a boogie. Do you
understand what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
497
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,640
- And that is what's going to be fun
about it,
498
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,520
is that it's not too serious. It's
fun.
- Yeah.
499
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,720
- And I think he's captured that with
his moves.
500
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,320
- Johannes said before we started
filming that he can teach anybody
501
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,920
to dance.
- Absolutely.
- I have to hold you to that.
502
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,680
One day you'll have to try and teach
me to dance
503
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,960
cos these hips don't lie and they
don't dance.
504
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:43,040
- I will oil them for you. I'll show
you, I will hold your hand.
505
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,320
- Absolutely.
- Don't worry.
506
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,880
- And it's not just Johannes I'm
taking tips from today.
507
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,920
Are you able just to, like, you know,
as a dancer,
508
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,840
the language of dance, are you able to
just turn it on?
509
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,000
"You're doing this. This is the move
you're doing. Off you go."
510
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,360
Can you just do that?
- Well, Jack Murphy, our
choreographer,
511
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,120
I actually got to do a little bit of
Viennese Waltz with him, so...
512
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,040
- Oh, did you?
- He is an avid Strictly fan.
513
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,400
- Yeah.
- He can do ballroom and Latin,
514
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,720
as well as all the other phenomenal
styles of dance that he does.
515
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,840
So, yes, I understood when he was
talking,
516
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,440
"I want this twist, I want that, I
want this, on five and seven..."
517
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,000
- Yeah.
- So it was really easy to follow a
great director.
518
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,360
He was fabulous.
519
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:17,360
- Is it difficult when you've been
used to judging people, you know,
520
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,040
for the last few years, when you're
performing yourself,
521
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:21,800
do you ever think, "Oh, what would
I...?
522
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,840
"How would I judge my own performance
here?"
523
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,160
- I've always been the type of person
524
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,960
that if somebody thinks I can do it
better, I want to do it better.
525
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,440
So I love that we do it, like, 25
times. I get to practise it.
526
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,720
And I love criticism when it comes to
making something better
527
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,760
for the whole company.
- Now you mention that, Shirley,
528
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,280
cos I was going to say, I thought in
the second pass through...
529
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,680
I'm only joking.
- I think I missed the five and seven,
though.
530
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,200
- Well, I thought you were off beat,
frankly.
- Not off.
531
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,480
- No, no, never, never, never, never.
- Never off beat.
532
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,040
- Shirley, sorry, I didn't mean...
533
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,120
Hope you didn't mind. I couldn't
resist.
534
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,360
You gave it.... I had to, you know, it
was there.
535
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,880
Now, Shirley, I don't... I appreciate
you're not prepared
536
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,520
for this, so feel free to tell me to
go
537
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,440
but I have terrible hip movement. What
can I do? You show me...
538
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,200
What was the move you were doing?
- You could straddle your legs
539
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,960
about 20 inches apart...
- Uh-huh.
540
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,280
- ..and you could do a little roll
around with a little pop...
541
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,440
- Roll and pop.
- ..with a pop,
542
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,240
but a slow roll...
- Roll and pop.
543
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,680
- And a pop and roll. Push it forward.
544
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,520
But you've got to keep the rest of
your body super still.
- Super still.
545
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,960
Just in the bottom.
- You learn to isolate your body.
546
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,840
Ole! Hello.
- I think...
547
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,520
Well, we're not a million miles away.
- That's not bad.
548
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,240
We're up to about six and a half...
- Are we?
- ..possibly a seven.
549
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,960
- Come on. There we are.
- Yes, darling.
- I'm just keeping this
550
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,320
for the next half an hour.
551
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,560
Come and see me in an hour and I'll be
fine.
552
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,120
Shirley, thank you so much.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
553
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,320
- # There's always a twist at the end
- Ah-ah-ah
554
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,040
- # There's always a twist at the end
- Ah-ah-ah
555
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,320
- # We ain't no fools from Liverpool
556
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,440
# Cos there's always a twist at the
end
557
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,320
- BOTH:
- # I always said that it ends with a
twist
558
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,520
# That's one good thing that can't be
missed
559
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,400
# Have a smashing little dance cos we
know what's best
560
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:06,840
# Cos we're the girls from the
Northwest
561
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,880
- INSTRUMENTAL
562
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,080
- # Sing along if you know the twist
563
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,320
# Sing along if you kiss the mist
564
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,960
# There's a special little dance for
all of this
565
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,760
# There is always, always
566
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,680
# Always a twist Always, always,
always, always
567
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,720
- OVERLAPPING SINGING COVERED BY
INSTRUMENTAL
568
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,640
- # There's always a twist at the end
569
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,480
# I said there's always a twist at the
end
570
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,080
# What you intend I can't defend
571
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,800
# I think this song will never end
572
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,400
# Cos there's always
573
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,720
# Always
574
00:27:54,720 --> 00:28:00,320
# Always a twist at the end... #
575
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,360
- CHEERING
576
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,360
SIREN WAILS
577
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,560
- Combat detected.
- Next time...
- Combat detected.
578
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,200
Combat detected. Combat detected.
579
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,360
Combat detected.
580
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,360
Patient acquired.
581
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,800
Sharp scratch.
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