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I'm not trying to hurt you.
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Did you get yours?
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It was so good.
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Did the new lube help?
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I was really hoping we'd be able to cancel
that gynecologist appointment tomorrow.
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Why?
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Well, I was talking to my sister about
this, her gynecologist, Dr. Greenwood,
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and I thought maybe you'd be more
comfortable because she's a woman.
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Honey, we need to
see a specialist. He's a
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board-certified gynecologist
and a sex therapist.
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Yeah, he's also expensive.
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Am I worth it?
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Of course.
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Good night.
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Marie?
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I was reading some of
the reviews online and I
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don't know that he's
the right doctor for us.
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What did they say?
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Um...
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I just read that some of
his clientele find him sexy.
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Seriously?
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I mean, to me he
just looks like a normal
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dude, but some of the
women find him dreamy.
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Honey, he's a professional and when
have I ever given you cause to be jealous?
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I adore you. You're the love of
my life. My sweet, darling husband.
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You're making me so hot.
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I know. I'm so sorry.
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Just hope he knows what he's doing.
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He's the best.
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Good night.
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Can I be in the room
with you during the exam?
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Oh, sure. Good night.
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Did you see the name on
the door when we walked in?
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Dr. Spirit?
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Dr. Todd Sphere.
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Well, I've never met a Dr. Todd before.
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And the name, it just sounds like
some sort of degenerate hillbilly name.
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Like a guy riding a motorcycle
with a stained wife beater.
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Shh! What's the matter with you?
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Look...
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I just... I have a strange
feeling about this place, okay?
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What if he's not even really a doctor?
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I don't see any degrees up on the wall.
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Look, I just... I have a
weird feeling in my gut, okay?
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Maybe you should wait in the waiting room.
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No, I won't say anything again, okay?
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Good.
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Okay.
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It's not too late. We can
still change our minds and go.
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Hello Mrs. Bloom.
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Hello Mr. Bloom.
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Hi, my name is Marie and
this is my husband Alan.
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Nice to meet you both.
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Nice to meet you as well.
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Now, it says here in your file that
you've been married for ten years?
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Yes, he's my first love.
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First and only love.
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We met in high school.
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Okay, so your husband is your
first and only sexual partner?
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Yes, of course.
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Alright.
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Now, it says in here
that you've been feeling
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some pain during
intercourse, is that correct?
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Yes, that's true.
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How long has that been going on?
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For as long as I can remember.
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But it does feel better when
we use lubricant, right honey?
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Yes, that's right.
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Mr. Bloom, would you mind
waiting out in the reception?
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I have to ask your wife
some questions and she
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might feel a bit
uncomfortable answering them.
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Actually, I'd prefer him here.
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It's alright, him and I share everything.
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Okay.
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Mrs. Bloom, do you ever orgasm during sex?
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I...
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An orgasm?
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Okay, I'm going to mark that as a no.
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Wait a minute.
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She definitely has an orgasm every
single time we have sex, right darling?
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Uh...
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Well, sex can feel painful and I
heard an orgasm is quite pleasant.
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An orgasm is a little more
than pleasant, Mrs. Bloom.
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My wife and I have a very good sex life.
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It's just sometimes she feels
a little pain after intercourse.
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The insertion hurts, the act itself
hurts, and there's a dull pain afterwards.
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Okay.
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Place your feet into the stirrups
and we'll take a look at you.
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You're going to feel a little pressure.
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It's cold and it's...
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Is that good?
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A little, yes.
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Mrs. Bloom, you have what's
called an imperfect hymen.
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Excuse me?
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A hymen? That's absurd.
We told you, she's not a virgin.
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May I ask, how large is your penis?
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Well, um, my penis is...
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He's four and a half inches.
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I see. And the girth?
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He's...
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Okay, okay, what does my size
have anything to do with this?
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Mr. and Mrs. Bloom, a
small percentage of women,
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less than one percent,
have imperfect hymens.
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It's a small, starfish-shaped
blockage that prevents
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pretty much anything from
going in and out of the vagina.
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Excuse me? Okay,
you're out of line right now.
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Honey, maybe you should go to
the waiting room. You're being absurd.
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It seems that your tiny
penis has punctured one
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of the arms of a hymen
and left the rest intact.
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And that's why you've been feeling
so much pain during sex, Marie.
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Um, well, what can we
do to break the hymen?
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Well, there's three options.
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The first is you could use a
large toy to remove the blockage.
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A sex toy?
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Yes, there's a good boutique on Broadway
and Fourth. It's quite professional.
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No, absolutely not. I
won't go in a place like that.
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Honey, we can just buy one online.
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I wouldn't recommend that option.
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If it's not done properly,
with a large toy, she could tear
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her vagina and then you'd have
to come back in and get sutures.
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That sounds absolutely awful.
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The second option is we
put you on a twilight sedation,
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which is obviously going
to be a bit more expensive.
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We have to rent an operating room
and an anesthesiologist and a personal
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assistant and you'll be out of
commission for some time after that.
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Oh, no.
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Is there a third option?
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Yes, the third option is what
most of my patients choose.
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You have me finesse the blockage
out and it'll only take about 30 minutes.
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There's not much pain involved
and most of my patients walk out of
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here perfectly fine and able to
resume sex whenever they feel like it.
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I mean, that's obviously the option
we would want to choose, right honey?
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Yes, that sounds the least invasive.
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Alright then, let's get started.
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Mr Bloom, I'm going
to need you to wait in
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the reception while I
finish this procedure.
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Why?
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Well, your wife might
not be comfortable with
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you during the procedure.
She might get worried.
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I most certainly want him
by my side to hold my hand.
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It sounds quite painful.
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A little at first, but then you
will feel other various sensations.
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You see, the hymen is
connected to the most sensitive part
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of the vagina wall and it is
also connected to the clitoris.
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Are you sure you are comfortable having
your husband here for the procedure?
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Absolutely.
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Wait, so are you saying she's going
to find this experience pleasurable?
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Many of my patients find it quite a
relief to have their hymen removed.
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Are you sure you wouldn't be more
comfortable with a female doctor?
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We're already here. He's the best.
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I don't know how I feel about all of this.
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Oh, well you aren't the
one afflicted with this
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terribly painful condition.
Of course we should.
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Look, Mr and Mrs Bloom, I
have a terribly busy schedule.
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No, Doctor, please.
Please accept my apology.
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My wife and I, we've been having
a lot of problems with our hymen.
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My wife and I, we're very
modest, very conservative,
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and I know I'm probably
sounding ridiculous.
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Yes, Doctor, it would mean
the world to us if you could help.
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I think Mr Bloom is trying to
insinuate that I am unprofessional.
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Worse than that, I think
he's implying that I derive
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some kind of perverse
sexual pleasure from my job.
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No, sir, Doctor, that's
not what I meant. I'm sorry.
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Honey, I'll be right out in the lobby
in case you need anything, okay?
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Thank you, but I'm in good hands.
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This procedure won't take long, Mr
Bloom. Take good care of your wife.
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Yeah, let's get cracking.
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Okay.
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No pain yet? No, not yet.
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Now I'm going to insert my finger to
try and feel the depth of the blockage.
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I appear to be able to
slide past the blockage,
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much like your husband's
penis would do during intercourse.
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This might feel a little uncomfortable.
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Your vagina's clenched down on my finger,
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so everything seems to be working fine.
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You're supple, you're nice and pink,
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you have a very healthy
vagina other than this blockage.
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Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going
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to stimulate your clitoris
and try and get your vagina
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to produce its own natural lubrication.
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That's going to be the best way
for us to remove this blockage.
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Whatever is necessary.
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I'm going to insert
this cylindrical rod with
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a conical shaped tip
to try and remove the
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blockage.
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You're going to feel some pressure.
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I feel the pressure.
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Is everything okay?
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It really is a shame your
husband's penis is so small.
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Otherwise, he could have
removed this blockage
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himself instead of me
having to use this tool.
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I never knew my husband
was inadequate. He
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always told me his
penis was average-sized.
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I'll bet he did.
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Not to fear. There is
one more thing we can try.
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What's that?
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This is a medical tool that
uses ultrasonic vibrations
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to compel your vagina
to produce more fluid.
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It'll help us lubricate and remove
the blockage from the posterior.
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Will it hurt?
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Not at all. I promise.
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It's alright, it's perfectly
normal what you're feeling.
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If it helps to grind your hips
into it, that would be helpful.
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Please help me.
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All right.
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Excellent.
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It appears to be working just fine.
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Just need a little bit more lubrication.
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I need your key.
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You want me to help
you remove this blockage?
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Yes, yes.
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Are you sure that's what you want?
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Yes, please.
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Sir, sir, you're not allowed in the room
once the doctor's asked you to leave.
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Well, I know, but she's in
pain. I need to go see my wife.
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Sir, sir, that's not possible. I'm sure
everything's fine. Please just have a seat.
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Thank you.
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You sure you want me to use my tool?
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Yes!
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You sure that's what you want?
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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I don't know, I love you.
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I feel so bad.
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Oh my gosh!
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This is what a potion should feel like.
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Every inch of it.
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I'm so excited!
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Yes!
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Just like that!
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I don't want you to choke me.
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Please, please, please.
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Can I start?
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Yeah
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Can I start?
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Yeah
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Can I start?
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Yeah
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Can I start?
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Yeah, start
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I need a tissue
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Okay
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Go
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Um
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Um
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Um
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I don't really like your palms
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fuck you
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oh god
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um
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Fuck you
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come on
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00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:25,457
guk guk guk
253
00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,458
guk
254
00:31:30,106 --> 00:31:32,105
uh
255
00:31:32,106 --> 00:31:34,106
Um
256
00:31:36,178 --> 00:31:38,177
Guk
257
00:31:38,178 --> 00:31:40,666
um
258
00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:44,665
Guk guk guk guk
259
00:31:44,666 --> 00:31:46,665
guk guk guk
260
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:48,666
guk
261
00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:57,610
I'm gonna clean my mouth.
262
00:32:13,186 --> 00:32:16,397
Click, click, click, click,
click, click, click, click,
263
00:32:16,398 --> 00:32:18,150
click, click, click, click.
264
00:32:30,394 --> 00:32:38,394
This is way better than
my husband's cooking.
265
00:33:26,074 --> 00:33:28,074
It's stretching me out.
266
00:33:42,650 --> 00:33:44,650
I think you broke my hymen.
267
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:00,970
There we go.
268
00:34:02,310 --> 00:34:04,570
Oh my god.
269
00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,586
Yes, yes, yes!
270
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:50,241
You're choking on this.
271
00:34:50,242 --> 00:34:58,242
Oh my gosh.
272
00:35:04,954 --> 00:35:05,954
Bye everyone.
273
00:35:05,955 --> 00:35:09,030
Mwah.
274
00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:39,626
I didn't know I could do that.
275
00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:52,266
Yes
276
00:35:52,966 --> 00:35:54,966
Yes, I'm trying my best.
277
00:35:57,706 --> 00:35:59,706
I'm gonna try my best.
278
00:36:00,786 --> 00:36:01,786
Yes
279
00:37:12,090 --> 00:37:19,289
Sir, sir, if you can't restrain yourself,
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
280
00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:20,290
Please.
281
00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:29,001
Sir, the room is locked.
282
00:37:29,002 --> 00:37:32,001
Dr. Spears really does
not like interruptions.
283
00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:34,001
It's both rude and it's dangerous.
284
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:38,002
Now, please either have a seat or
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
285
00:38:18,618 --> 00:38:20,618
Inside me.
286
00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:37,066
Please come inside me.
287
00:38:44,826 --> 00:38:46,826
It's in my pussy!
288
00:39:30,250 --> 00:39:32,513
Tastes so good
289
00:39:32,514 --> 00:39:34,514
but i'm not done yet
290
00:40:03,674 --> 00:40:05,606
oh my god
291
00:40:57,466 --> 00:40:58,466
Fuck.
292
00:40:59,746 --> 00:41:00,746
Oh, fuck.
293
00:43:26,746 --> 00:43:28,746
Oh my god.
294
00:43:43,074 --> 00:43:44,074
Oh, shit.
295
00:43:44,074 --> 00:43:45,074
Fuck.
296
00:43:45,075 --> 00:43:47,574
Oh, shit.
297
00:44:32,074 --> 00:44:34,074
So good on you
298
00:45:38,298 --> 00:45:40,298
Oh, fuck.
299
00:45:43,298 --> 00:45:47,674
Oh, fuck.
300
00:46:28,450 --> 00:46:30,450
That's like this more often
301
00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:41,210
Um
302
00:47:08,682 --> 00:47:10,682
Yes, yes, yes
303
00:47:43,562 --> 00:47:45,562
Fuck
304
00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:14,618
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
305
00:48:34,618 --> 00:48:37,490
Oh, fuck.
306
00:49:15,258 --> 00:49:16,258
So good.
307
00:49:16,258 --> 00:49:17,258
Amazing.
308
00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:18,258
Woo!
309
00:49:30,330 --> 00:49:32,330
Yes.
310
00:49:34,914 --> 00:49:35,914
Fuck, yes.
311
00:49:35,915 --> 00:49:37,914
Stretch me out, stretch
me out, stretch me out.
312
00:49:49,266 --> 00:49:51,266
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
313
00:50:06,954 --> 00:50:10,498
Oh, it's good.
314
00:50:12,498 --> 00:50:16,009
Oh, fuck.
315
00:50:16,010 --> 00:50:23,770
Yes, yes, yes, keep working, just
like that, just like that, just like that.
316
00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:54,849
Oh my god.
317
00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:56,850
What for you?
318
00:52:14,362 --> 00:52:16,362
Oh my god.
319
00:52:36,826 --> 00:52:38,826
I'm so good at this, I'm so good at this.
320
00:53:09,026 --> 00:53:11,026
I'm so good at this.
321
00:53:44,002 --> 00:53:47,002
I'm so good at this.
322
00:55:35,578 --> 00:55:37,578
Oh my god.
323
00:55:46,578 --> 00:55:48,578
You taste so good.
324
00:55:57,738 --> 00:55:59,738
Thank you doctor.
325
00:56:10,490 --> 00:56:11,490
Alright.
326
00:56:11,491 --> 00:56:15,249
I think we should let your husband
know that the procedure has finished.
327
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:17,250
Quite right, thank you sir.
328
00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:20,854
Mr. Bloom?
329
00:56:23,354 --> 00:56:24,354
Are you okay?
330
00:56:25,354 --> 00:56:27,354
It's done sweetheart, I'm cured.
331
00:56:28,354 --> 00:56:30,353
Not so fast, Mrs. Bloom.
332
00:56:30,354 --> 00:56:36,353
A hymen of your size could regenerate, so I
suggest you come back in every six months
333
00:56:36,354 --> 00:56:38,354
to have it checked out, just to be safe.
334
00:56:39,114 --> 00:56:42,113
Are you sure that's entirely necessary?
335
00:56:42,114 --> 00:56:44,113
I think my husband is right.
336
00:56:44,114 --> 00:56:46,114
I should come in
bi-weekly, just to make sure.
337
00:56:47,114 --> 00:56:48,114
That's fine with me.
338
00:56:48,115 --> 00:56:50,113
You're an excellent patient, Mrs. Bloom.
339
00:56:50,114 --> 00:56:52,114
I look forward to seeing you again.
340
00:56:54,114 --> 00:56:56,891
Oh, and I'll leave my
number for you at the
341
00:56:56,903 --> 00:57:00,017
front desk, just in case
you need to contact me.
342
00:57:00,018 --> 00:57:02,018
Thank you very much, sir.
343
00:57:27,770 --> 00:57:29,769
Hello Mrs. Bloom.
344
00:57:29,770 --> 00:57:31,770
Goodbye Mrs. Bloom.
345
00:57:33,770 --> 00:57:35,770
It seems that your tiny penis has...
346
00:57:37,770 --> 00:57:39,770
I knew we couldn't get through it.
347
00:57:41,770 --> 00:57:43,769
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
348
00:57:43,770 --> 00:57:45,769
I had it.
349
00:57:45,770 --> 00:57:47,770
I almost got it.
350
00:57:51,770 --> 00:57:53,769
She went there and I was like...
351
00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:55,769
What is the exact line, Adam?
352
00:57:55,770 --> 00:57:57,769
Your exact line?
353
00:57:57,770 --> 00:57:59,769
Yeah, that tiny penis line.
354
00:57:59,770 --> 00:58:01,769
I can see that your tiny penis is broken.
355
00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:03,770
Everybody get that out.
356
00:58:05,770 --> 00:58:07,906
That's a no.
357
00:58:09,906 --> 00:58:11,906
Tiny penis, tiny penis, tiny penis.
358
00:58:13,906 --> 00:58:15,905
Just get all of it out.
359
00:58:15,906 --> 00:58:17,906
What if he says baby dick instead?
360
00:58:21,906 --> 00:58:23,905
No.
361
00:58:23,906 --> 00:58:25,906
It seems that your tiny penis has...
362
00:58:29,906 --> 00:58:32,809
Fuck it.
363
00:58:32,810 --> 00:58:34,809
We all had it.
364
00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:36,810
Mrs. Bloom, you have
what's called an imperfect...
365
00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:42,810
I appear to be able
to slide past the block.
366
00:58:44,810 --> 00:58:46,809
It's much like your husband's
penis would do during penetration.
367
00:58:46,810 --> 00:58:49,969
What?
368
00:58:49,970 --> 00:58:51,970
Penetration.
369
00:58:55,970 --> 00:58:58,130
Just like some words here
and there, the general vibe.
370
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:02,617
Please help me, I need you both.
371
00:59:02,618 --> 00:59:04,618
Good God, shit, I died.
372
00:59:06,618 --> 00:59:08,617
Alright, so that is...
373
00:59:08,618 --> 00:59:10,617
Honey, maybe you should
go to the waiting room.
374
00:59:10,618 --> 00:59:12,618
You're being absurd.
375
00:59:14,618 --> 00:59:17,338
It would appear that your tiny
penis has broken off one of the arms.
376
00:59:18,618 --> 00:59:20,618
Her hymen was leaving the rest intact.
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