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Hey, Judy. Have
you ever noticed...
Hmm?
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...that my plate is different
from the others?
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Uh, that's because
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the original four came together.
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You know, a complete set.
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Mom, I just ran into
your internist,
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Dr. Thomas, on the street.
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Oh. I just had an appointment
with him last week.
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He said he retired
five years ago.
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Well, now I've been
caught in a lie.
Hmm.
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Wait a minute. You haven't been
to the doctor in five years?
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I don't like doctors.
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I am a doctor.
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Well, for you, I try
to make an exception.
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Okay. I am going to pull
some strings and get you
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an appointment with the
best internist in the city.
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Fine. I'll go.
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Great. And because I know you
have no intention of going,
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I will be taking you.
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Okay.
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Kids, I have an exciting
announcement.
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After working full-time
for 40 years,
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I've finally decided to
scale back at the office.
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That's right. From now on,
your father has Fridays free.
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All right, Dad.
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Oh. Good for you.
Good for you, Harry.
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That's so great, Dad.
You and Mom can go see matinees,
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have long lunches,
take walks in the park.
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Oh, no, no, no. We
learned a long time ago
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that our relationship
works best
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when Mommy gets a little
time away from me.
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Keeps things fresh.
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Kept things very
fresh this morning.
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Ugh, God.
Why?
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Oh, careful, Eve.
You don't want
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to break your special plate.
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JOSH:
So, Dad, tomorrow's
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your first free Friday.
What are you gonna do with it?
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Well, I thought I'd spend it
with you, if you're free.
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:
Is Josh free?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought,
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I thought you were
making a joke, Dad.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Just 'cause I'm an actor
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with a flexible schedule,
doesn't mean I'm free.
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Are you?
Yes.
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* La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la *
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* Come on,
won't you take me home? *
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Okay, Mom.
I pulled some strings.
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I got you an appointment
10:00 Monday morning
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with the top internist
in the city, Dr. David Starnes.
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I don't like him.
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You don't know him.
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I don't like doctors.
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I am still a doctor.
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And like him or not,
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you haven't had a physical
in five years; we're going.
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What a first day off.
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I haven't been to
Coney Island in forever.
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Who knew we could ride the
Cyclone that many times?
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Who knew we'd want to?
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Harry, that thing is not
staying here.
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Oh, I'm gonna
give it to Wyatt.
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Oh, good. We'll give it
to him together,
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that way he'll think
it's from both of us.
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Thanks again
for today, Joshie.
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It was the best.
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Aw.
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It was the worst.
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All right.
We were supposed to have
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a quick lunch at the
diner downstairs.
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Six hours later, we've
been to all five boroughs.
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You know what doesn't
go over well in the Bronx?
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Two grown men walking around
with a giant stuffed bear.
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Well, at least it's over.
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Oh, it's not over;
it's just beginning,
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because Dad wants to
hang out every Friday.
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Yeah. He called us
"Friday Buddies."
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I mean, I have a life.
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Ha. Good one.
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Look, just be honest.
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Tell him you don't
want to hang out.
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I can't. I don't want
to hurt his feelings.
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I just have to find something
for him to do every Friday,
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like a hobby
or a 6,000-piece puzzle.
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Well, I'd tell him the truth.
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He can take it; he's a big boy.
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I couldn't give him up.
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Oh, Andrew, thank God.
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I am so sorry, David.
I got word in the waiting room
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my mother's not being
a very good patient.
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STARNES: She won't let me
take her blood.
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And she hissed at me.
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I don't care for your tone
or your cold hands.
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You know what? I'm gonna
give you two a minute.
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I'm gonna go call my
mother and thank her
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for living in Arizona.
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What? Don't look at me
like that.
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I'm not comfortable with
a complete stranger
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sticking a needle in me.
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Okay. Would it make you
feel better
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if your son drew your blood?
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Which son?
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I was thinking the one
that went to medical school.
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Ugh. God.
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When did you become so scared
of a little blood draw?
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It's not that.
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What is it?
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It's Suzanne Baker.
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Who is Suzanne Baker?
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Suzanne Baker was...
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the picture of health.
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Then she went in for
a routine checkup
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and six months
later, kaput.
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Okay. Well, I'm sorry
about your friend, but...
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No. She wasn't my friend,
she was a miserable drunk
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who once hit on
your father, but...
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she was a cautionary tale.
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You know, you get to
a certain age and...
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Look, if something
really is wrong,
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I don't want
to know, okay?
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Mom, if something is wrong,
we need to know.
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You think something's wrong?!
No.
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No, I don't.
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Look, Mom,
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when I was little
and scared of getting a shot,
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you told me
your love is so big,
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it would protect me
from all my fears.
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I was a wonderful mother.
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Well, now it's my turn.
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Mom.
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My love is so big,
it will protect you
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from all your fears.
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:
Oh, Andrew.
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That's not gonna cut it.
What else ya got?
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I'll tell you
what I got...
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your blood.
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Wait a minute. Did you just
emotionally manipulate me
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to get what you want?
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Sure did.
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That's my son.
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Hey, next Friday, I thought
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we could go ice-skating,
and then we could
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kill some time and then...
Actually, Dad,
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I think you should use
your Fridays to explore
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any interests you may not have
had time for in the past.
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Well, we could take a pottery
or a cooking class,
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and then we could make the pots
that we put the food in.
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Yeah. Yeah, sure, but
I was thinking more
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of an individual
passion, you know?
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What's something that
you've always wanted to do?
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Nothing comes to mind.
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Okay, well, let's
think about it.
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I mean, you could
find your passion
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in the most unexpected ways.
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Like, for me, you remember
in high school,
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I needed an elective
and everything was full
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except drama, and then, bam,
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I discovered I loved acting.
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Okay, I'll do that.
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Do what?
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Be an actor. Sounds fun.
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Oh, no, no, no. That was just
a personal example from my life.
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Well, I'm in.
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Everyone says that you get
your acting talent from me.
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You're the apple
and I'm the tree.
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Okay, sure.
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I mean, acting is something
you can do on Fridays.
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How does it work?
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I mean, should you set up
a meeting with your agent?
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How about you start
with an acting class?
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Great idea.
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Fasten your seat belts,
because Harry Roberts
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is landing in
a theater near you.
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Acting and stewarding.
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I just combined two
of my passions.
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All right. Great.
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Hey, Mom.
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I brought you some ice cream
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and your favorite cookies.
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Why? Did my test results
come back
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Can't a son come home
in the middle of the day
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for dessert with his mother?
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Not unless he's my other son
who has less to do.
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All right.
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Get it over with.
Tell me.
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Everything is fine.
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:
Oh, thank God.
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But there was one blood test
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that came back
slightly elevated.
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Okay. There it is.
It's happening.
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It's just your
potassium levels.
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They're slightly high,
which could have been caused
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by any number of reasons,
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including how the blood
was drawn.
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Oh, see? I knew that doctor
was an idiot.
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I was that doctor.
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Oh.
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Anyway, we just need to draw
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some more blood
so they can retest it.
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I'll do it tonight
when I get back from work.
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Sure, if I'm still around.
Mom.
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Relax. And whatever
you do, for God sakes,
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do not go on the Internet
and start self-diagnosing.
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Oh, what are you, crazy?
I don't even know how
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to use the Internet.
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Oh, my damn,
Mrs. Roberts.
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It could be any
one of these things.
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Oh, my God.
My days are numbered!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Don't you give up on me,
okay? We can beat this.
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How?
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Mexico.
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Yeah, they do all sorts
of cutting-edge stuff.
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My grandpa got LASIK there way
before they even knew it worked.
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Yeah
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Real wonky.
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I'm scared,
Mrs. Roberts.
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All right, Dad.
Here we go.
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I don't know, Josh.
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Maybe this wasn't
a good idea.
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Everybody looks so
sophisticated and funky.
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Dad, you're just
a little nervous.
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I'm not nervous.
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Then why are you
holding my hand?
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I didn't know
I was doing that.
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Look, it's gonna be okay.
First days can be hard.
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That's true.
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I remember your first day
in kindergarten.
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You were crying and you
wouldn't let go of Mommy.
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Actually, Mom was crying
and wouldn't let go of me.
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Come on. Let's introduce
ourselves to the teacher.
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Hello, there.
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Hey.
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Hello. I'm Harold Roberts,
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and it's a pleasure
to meet you.
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Harold Roberts.
Look at you
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with your bow tie
and handshake,
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so wonderfully formal.
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But here in our studio,
we are much more open.
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We hug.
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Oh, this is nice.
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Very different
from law school.
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You're right. This is
very different from law school.
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It's time to set you
free, Harold Roberts.
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Ha!
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Dad, are you okay?
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I'm more than okay, Joshie.
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I've been set free.
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Hey, Judy. I think I left
the baby monitor-- there it is.
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Eve, you're a doctor, right?
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We both know that I am.
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I'm trying to find out something
for a friend
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who needs medical advice.
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Is it a big deal if
you have hyperkalemia?
255
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,751
It can be. I mean, your friend
might have diabetes,
256
00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,786
heart problems, kidney failure.
257
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,955
Ah.
258
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,890
And I suppose it gives you
great pleasure
259
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,025
to tell me that I'm dying?
260
00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,928
You? You just said
it was for a friend.
261
00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,730
Oh, come on.
When someone asks something
262
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,398
on behalf of a friend,
263
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,734
the friend is always
the person.
264
00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,369
High potassium readings
can happen
265
00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,071
for many different reasons.
266
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,272
I'm sure you're fine.
267
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,107
I have too much
to live for.
268
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,942
The best husband,
two wonderful sons,
269
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,410
a beautiful grandson.
270
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,212
Those four matching plates.
271
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:13,747
Yes.
272
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:17,084
And the thing that's
right in front of me.
273
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,919
Really?
274
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,754
This perfect apartment.
275
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:29,062
The reviews
are in, Joshie.
276
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:31,932
Harry Roberts is a star!
277
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,301
So acting class
was a success?
278
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,837
The teacher said that I had--
279
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,740
and I quote-- "raw talent."
280
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:42,309
Does this mean that
you're going back next Friday?
281
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,378
Absolutely. I've already been
assigned my first character,
282
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,414
Frank Tumbleweed.
283
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,283
He's a traveling salesman
with a dark past.
284
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:52,920
Well, pass the popcorn,
'cause I'm watching.
285
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,321
We're doing method acting.
286
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,323
Have you ever heard
of method acting?
287
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,992
Dad, I'm an actor. Of course
I've heard of method acting.
288
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,994
It's when you're
in the character the whole time.
289
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,430
You eat, breathe and live it.
290
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,833
And-and you don't come out
of it, no matter what.
291
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,168
Who knew
acting was such hard work?
292
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,738
I did, on account
of me being an actor.
293
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,740
I'm gonna get into my character.
294
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,308
Say good-bye to Harry Roberts.
295
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:19,446
Good-bye, Harry Roberts!
296
00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,356
I'm Frank Tumbleweed,
297
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,959
a widower who moves in
with his son.
298
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,436
Okay, here we go.
This will only take a few...
299
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:47,841
I hit a parked car in 1988
and I didn't leave a note!
300
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,843
What?
301
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:53,513
I want to make my amends and
go out with a clear conscience.
302
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,483
Mom, you are not...
303
00:11:56,516 --> 00:12:01,421
Oh, and your guinea pig
didn't go live on a farm.
304
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:06,059
I accidentally drowned it
while giving it a bath.
305
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:08,328
You killed Jeffrey?
306
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:11,331
I thought he could swim!
307
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,433
Please say you forgive me.
308
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:18,238
I do not forgive you.
309
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,241
And we are just rechecking
your potassium.
310
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,244
My jewelry is hidden in vases
all around the apartment.
311
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,346
I want it all to go to you.
312
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,547
Really?
Yes.
313
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,782
Because you were
born in place
314
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,418
of the daughter
I always wanted.
315
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,857
Mom, these blood tests
come back wrong all the time.
316
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,525
You know what was wrong?
317
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,028
When I stole my best
friend Tina's boyfriend,
318
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,796
Ira, in college.
319
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:45,032
Sure, she had bosoms
that wouldn't quit,
320
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:49,569
but I had a pizzazz that
was very rare in those days.
321
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,239
Hey, guys. What's going on?
322
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,107
Mom has to redo
a blood test.
323
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,076
Is everything okay?
Yes.
No.
324
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,545
Well, Dad wants
to move in with me
325
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,247
because he's playing
the role of a widower.
326
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,584
Yeah, I heard. It's a case
of life imitating life.
327
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,887
Dad is moving in
with you?
328
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,956
Yeah, he's method acting.
329
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,025
You had a problem
and you made it worse.
330
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,494
Listen,
my darling sons, please,
331
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,496
grant your mother's last wish.
332
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,498
Don't tell your father
I'm dying.
333
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,367
He'll worry so.
334
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,135
You're not dying.
335
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,137
Oh, yes, just like that.
336
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:27,407
Only let Josh do it--
he's the actor.
337
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,549
How you doing, Dad?
338
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,852
I miss Mommy.
339
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,354
Great. You should go home
and be with her.
340
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,324
I can't, son.
She's been dead for years.
341
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,559
Oh, I get it.
You're in character.
342
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:49,362
Your mother had character.
343
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,565
I wish I hadn't spent
all that time on the road.
344
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,602
But people needed their vacuums.
345
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,638
All right, Frank,
time for bed.
346
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,508
I'm not tired.
347
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:04,277
I wish your mother was here
to make me some warm milk.
348
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,881
Are you talking about Mom
or Mrs. Tumbleweed?
349
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,350
I don't even know anymore.
350
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,156
Hey.
Got a minute?
351
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,290
Sure. What's up?
352
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,159
I'm dying. Can I come in?
353
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,628
Okay.
354
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,631
Eve,
355
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,035
I haven't always been
the best mother-in-law.
356
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,603
Whatever comes next,
I will remember this moment.
357
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,340
I want you to have this.
358
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,642
A matching plate?
Mm-hmm.
359
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,045
You said it only came
in a set of four.
360
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:42,482
Well, before I knew I was dying,
I lied to you all the time.
361
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,919
It's from Crate and Barrel.
They got a million of 'em.
362
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,620
Thank you, Judy.
363
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,622
And...
Yeah?
364
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,625
I want you to know
that when I'm gone,
365
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,162
I'm grateful that Andrew
and Wyatt have you
366
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,930
to take care of them.
367
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,166
I think Andrew
chose wisely.
368
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,168
Wow.
369
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,938
I-I can't tell you
how much that means to me.
370
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,574
Also...
Yeah?
371
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,243
I think we should hug.
372
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,711
Oh.
373
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,546
Okay. Uh...
374
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,483
Should you sit back down
or do I stand?
375
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,385
Well, why don't you stand?
I'm already up.
Oh.
376
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,288
Yes. Okay.
377
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,223
I'm glad we're doing this.
378
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,591
Me, too.
379
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,993
I'm comin' in.
380
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,361
Okay.
381
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,602
I think we built
it up too much.
382
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:41,608
Josh, how's your
mom doing, man?
383
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,077
That is one brave lady.
384
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,979
You know she's not
really dying, right?
385
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,614
That's the spirit.
386
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,749
Keep hope alive.
387
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,285
My problem is not my mother--
it is my father.
388
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,753
Oh, you mean Frank Tumbleweed?
Yeah.
389
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,522
Poor dude. I'm
starting to think
390
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,991
he's never gonna get
over losing his wife.
391
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,526
Yeah, well, I couldn't bring
a date home last night
392
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,294
because Frank was
on the phone cold-calling
393
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,196
to get some vacuum leads.
394
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,731
Well, if you don't
want him there,
395
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,666
then why don't you just ask
him to move back home?
396
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,336
Because home is a small town
in Ohio with one stoplight,
397
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,571
a drugstore,
and a lot of broken dreams.
398
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,173
Gotcha.
399
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,241
And I don't want to hurt
his feelings.
400
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,343
Hey, family needs to talk
about their issues, Josh.
401
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,411
Otherwise,
you build up resentment.
402
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:21,348
It's like my Aunt Nita
and my cousin, Monroe.
403
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,549
What happened with them?
404
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,716
They didn't talk
about their issues
405
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,285
and they built up resentment.
406
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,686
Are you not listening to me
right now?
407
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,792
Hey, Dad.
408
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,561
Can we have a li...
409
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,230
Oh, my God.
410
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:41,434
Did a very specific
tornado hit my apartment?
411
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:45,072
I discovered the irony
of being me, Frank Tumbleweed.
412
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,808
I sell vacuums
but I'm also a slob.
413
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,778
Okay, can I talk
to my dad for a second?
414
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,681
I'm really glad that
you've found your passion.
415
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:59,086
Well, I wouldn't say that
selling vacuums is my passion.
416
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,087
Dad.
417
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,089
Yes, Frankie Jr.?
Okay.
418
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,591
Look, I need you to break
character for a minute
419
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,493
so we can have a
real conversation.
420
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,794
Oh. Okay.
421
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,533
Okay, I'm gonna be honest.
422
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,703
I'm not loving...
you living here.
423
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:17,770
Why didn't you say something?
424
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,239
I didn't want to
hurt your feelings.
425
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,674
Don't be silly. You can
always be honest with me.
426
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,342
Really?
427
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,643
Absolutely.
428
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,844
I'll leave right now.
429
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,779
Wow. Dad,
430
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,315
thank you so much.
431
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,582
Oh, and I'm ready for you
432
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,218
to set up that meeting
with your agent.
433
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,719
What?
I think
434
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:37,190
I'm ready to discuss the next
phase of my acting career.
435
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,691
Okay, well, um,
436
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,161
in the spirit of honesty...
Yes?
437
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,496
The truth is, acting was just
a fun little thing for you to do
438
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,433
'cause I didn't want to have to
hang out with you every Friday.
439
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,601
Well, in that case,
I think I'll go.
440
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,537
And, in the spirit of honesty,
441
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,772
I think you should clean up
your apartment.
442
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,607
It's disgusting.
443
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,249
And that's when I realized
444
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,883
that sometimes you need more
445
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,119
than a powerful vacuum
446
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:09,456
to pick up the pieces
of your life.
447
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,528
That was transcendent.
448
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,865
Chills. I have them.
449
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,869
But you got to clean up
the peanut shells.
450
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,172
Okay, everybody,
see you next week.
451
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,906
Can I help?
452
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,907
What are you doing here?
453
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,643
I came to apologize
for what I said last night.
454
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,845
There's honest
and then there's hurtful.
455
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,648
And the thing is, I just watched
your whole performance,
456
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,917
and, honestly, you were great.
457
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,553
I was?
From the apple to the tree,
458
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,222
you really were.
459
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,890
I was, wasn't I?
460
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,594
I didn't know where I
ended and Frank began.
461
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,762
You guys were, like,
one and the same.
462
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:53,166
Next week, I'm gonna be
playing Clive Bigglesworth,
463
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,203
a repressed butler
who lives to serve
464
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,405
and serves to live.
465
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,507
Does Clive live with his wife?
466
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,176
He does. She's
a sturdy woman.
467
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,877
Then I can't wait to meet him.
468
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:09,282
Hey, maybe I could come watch
Clive in action next Friday?
469
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,451
Will you be free?
470
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,453
That time, I made the joke.
471
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,693
Andrew, look, I've
got my own plate.
472
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,595
I'm part of the complete set.
473
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,664
That is great, babe.
Although it's strange to me
474
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,166
how much you want in
to this family.
475
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,803
Hello, Tina?
This is Judy Roberts.
476
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,307
Tina, remember
your old boyfriend Ira?
477
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,244
Oh, he's your husband now?
478
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,347
You might want to
pour yourself a scotch.
479
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,981
She's still making amends?
480
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,716
She has been
on the phone all day.
481
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,318
She really thinks
she's gonna die.
482
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,886
But she's gonna
be okay, right?
483
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,889
I'm very sorry.
My pizzazz got the best of me.
484
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,892
Oh, Tina, I have to go.
485
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,461
My doctor's calling.
486
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,629
It's Dr. Starnes.
What do I do?
487
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,697
Well, answer it.
488
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,865
I can't. I'm scared.
489
00:19:58,898 --> 00:19:59,732
What if it's bad?
490
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,402
It's okay.
We'll all do it together.
491
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,704
Yeah, that's right.
492
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,506
:
Hello...?
493
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,375
Oh, God. I don't know why
I answered like that.
494
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,576
I'm nervous.
495
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,278
Hi, Mrs. Roberts.
496
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,414
Your second test
came back and...
497
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,849
And what?
498
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,286
Sorry, just taking a bite
of sandwich.
499
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,421
Everything's normal.
500
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,655
Everything's...
Oh!
501
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,258
Oh!
Thank you, Dr. Starnes!
I'm normal!
502
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,826
Thank God.
I knew it.
503
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,328
I know. Oh.
504
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,829
That's so wonderful.
Aw, darling.
505
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,030
My turn.
506
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,869
God, I hope she stays healthy
for a long, long time.
507
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,906
I know, 'cause this
is reall weird.
508
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:51,918
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509
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,687
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la, la, la, la, la *
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00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,359
* La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la *
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00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,295
* La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la *
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* Come on,
won't you take me home? *
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