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HARRY:
And then your grandmother
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came to America in 1921,
where she changed
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the family name...
ANDREW: Dad, Dad.
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Nine minutes ago,
this started as a toast
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for Eve and my anniversary.
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How did we get
to Nana in 1921?
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Sorry. A fast-forward
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to the first winter
of the Great Depression.
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Happy anniversary!
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Here's to many more
years together.
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Have you guys given
each other your gifts yet?
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Oh, no, we don't buy
each other gifts.
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Yeah, we buy what
we want for ourselves...
Mm-hmm.
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...wrap it, and then let
the other one give it to us.
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Aw, so romantic.
Why do you do that?
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Because the first year we gave
each other gifts, they sucked.
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Mm-hmm.
Your brother
got me a fedora.
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And she got me
these awful low-top UGGs.
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I bought you those.
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The point is
we have a system,
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and it works.
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HARRY: Judy,
don't forget,
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Dick and Lenore Stevenson
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are coming over tonight
to play bridge.
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Yay. Lenore Stevenson.
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What's wrong
with Lenore Stevenson?
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Oh, she's just
so competitive,
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about cards,
about life.
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She's always trying
to one-up me.
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I like Dick Stevenson.
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Well, that's only because he
never stops complimenting you.
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I like compliments.
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See, this is the difference
between your father and me.
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He only sees the
good in people.
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And you only see the bad.
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Well, it's easy to see the bad
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when Lenore is so opinionated
and passive-aggressive.
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Gee, I don't know
anyone like that, Judy.
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Would you rather I were
aggressive
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No. No.
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Oh. I got to go.
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My spin class starts
in 20 minutes.
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You are obsessed
with that class.
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Should I try it?
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You should but you can't--
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the instructor Sydney has,
like, a cult following.
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Wait, Sydney
from Star
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Well, I-I read in Us Weekly
Beyoncé can't even get in.
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How'd you get in?
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Hey, I'm semi-famous.
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And my friend Luke
is dating Sydney.
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Okay, bye-bye.
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* La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la *
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* Come on,
won't you take me home? *
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Oh, ho-ho!
Oh! Ha-ha!
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You know, I know Malvino's
is a little more expensive,
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but it is so worth it.
Yeah, man.
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I never really
think about money,
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especially when it's
yours.
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Oh. Thank God
you guys are here.
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I need your help--
I got to break up with Sydney.
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You can't break up
with Sydney-- she's great.
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And she'll kick us out
of her spin class.
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I mean, she's fun and upbeat.
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And she'll kick us out
of her spin class.
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Yes, yes, she's amazing--
for 45 minutes at a time.
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But it's hell being
with a spin instructor 24/7.
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It's so much
encouragement,
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so much exercise, so much...
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so much techno.
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Dude, just tell her you want
to chill out a bit more.
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I tried.
Look, tonight I suggested
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we have a mellow dinner
at my place.
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She suggested that we run the
stairs in between each course.
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I mean, if I keep dating her,
yes, I might live forever,
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but at what cost?
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SYDNEY: Luke!
Mm.
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Where are you?
Oh, my God,
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my body cramps up
every time I hear that voice.
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I'm right here, babe!
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Hi! I thought I saw you...
Hey!
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...duck out on the ninth floor.
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It's almost like
you're hiding from me.
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No. No. No, no.
I just had to take
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a little break
from the stairs,
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so I could do
some push-ups.
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Hey, Sydney.
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Hey, row two, bike three!
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Hey, come on.
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Wow, you're eating...
chicken wings.
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Man, you're-you're so
much better than that.
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Oh. I, uh...
he ordered them.
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Ah...
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Sydney, this is
our friend Nick,
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who obviously doesn't care
what he puts into his body.
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Nick, Nick, come on.
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You're a handsome guy
with a great physique.
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How can you fill it with
all those empty calories?
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Uh...
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I mean, because it
tastes good.
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All right. Come on,
we still have
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one more course and
ten more floors to run.
Yeah,
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uh, how about, how about
you go start steaming
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the dessert kale
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And I'll be right up.
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Great! I'll see you back
at your place in 20 minutes.
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All right, let's do this!
Ooh-hoo! Ooh!
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I swear,
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she is going to kill me.
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I mean, it's all
so physical and exhausting.
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Well, at least the
sex must be good.
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No. She never stops coaching me.
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"Come on, you can do it, Luke.
Harder. Faster.
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Push it! Get up that hill!"
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What hill!
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We're in bed!
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Look, I'm sorry, Josh,
but I cannot keep dating her
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just so we can get
into her spin class.
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Okay, okay, then if
you're gonna do it,
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you have to break up with her
without getting us kicked out.
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It can't be done.
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It can.
I've stayed friends
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with every single girl
I've ever broken up with.
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Oh, man, I'm sorry.
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Oh, wait, no,
that was a brag.
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Congratulations, man!
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My friends
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used to call me
"the breakup whisperer."
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I guarantee there's a way
to break up with Sydney
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without getting us
kicked out of her spin class.
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Hey, I'm all ears.
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And I'm all wings.
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She hot, but she
not gonna shame me.
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*
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It's always
such a delight
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having the two of you
over for bridge.
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Well, like I say, playing bridge
is like having sex--
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if you don't have
a good partner,
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you better have a good hand.
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LENORE:
Judy.
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I'm always so impressed
with your home.
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Aw, thank you for the
nice compliment, Lenore.
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Wasn't that nice, Judy?
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Uh-huh!
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The way you've decorated,
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it just doesn't feel
as small as it is.
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Our townhouse,
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well, sometimes
it feels too big.
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Well, I don't have to tell you.
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You probably
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saw it featured
in Town & Country.
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Yes, we saw that.
You were so brave
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to let them photograph you
from such a low angle.
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So, who is up for a daiquiri?
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I just got a new, fancy blender,
and you can be my first victim.
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Listen, if loving
your beverages is a crime,
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lock me up, Harry, lock me up!
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So, how's Josh?
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Oh, he's so...
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Depressed?
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Since the divorce, I mean.
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And the cancellation
of his show.
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Actually, he's bounced back
quite nicely.
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Hmm.
Speaking of,
has your Gregory bounced back
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since his lap
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Oh, skinnier
and better than ever.
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HARRY:
Well, here we go.
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Let's see if
Team Roberts
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can't put a win
on the board.
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Well, tonight
might just be your night.
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I'm already feeling
a little loopy.
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I'm afraid you accidentally got
a little strawberry mixed in
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with all the rum.
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And it's just
for the fun-- I mean,
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who can even remember
who's won nine times in a row?
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Oh. We did.
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It was us.
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What a wonderful memory
you have, Lenore.
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I'm so glad
it hasn't been affected
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by all the marijuana smoke
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coming out of your
adult daughter's bedroom.
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*
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Happy fifth anniversary, babe.
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I love you.
I love you.
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You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
Aw.
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All right.
Ladies first.
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May I have my gift?
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As soon as you
give it to me.
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Okay. Here you go.
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And here you go.
Oh.
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Really hope you like it.
Okay.
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Oh, my God,
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it's that record player
I've had my eye on
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for the past six months!
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How did you know?
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I didn't.
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Okay. Let me
give you your gift.
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Oh.
I can't wait to see
what I got you.
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Hmm?
Hmm.
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Ooh.
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Hmm. What is
this, this...?
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The Titleist
Silver Mist Putter
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signed by Jordan Spieth.
Babe, you nailed it.
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If you say so.
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Oh. And this...
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is also for you.
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What?
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I didn't... get me
anything else.
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I know. I got it.
Happy anniversary.
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It's Wyatt's handprints.
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We made it
at Mommy and Me class.
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Aw...
You like it?
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It's amazing.
I love it.
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Aw.
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But...
What?
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Well, I didn't get you
anything-- I feel bad.
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Oh. Honey, no,
don't feel bad.
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Here, you give it
to me now.
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Okay. Uh...
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I got you this.
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Oh!
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What?
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Wyatt's handprints?
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Thank you.
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No, this isn't working.
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Okay, the best way
to break up with someone
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is to be honest,
loving and kind.
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Or you can simplify it
and lie like hell.
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Here's some of
my greatest hits.
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"My gam-gam's sick in Florida."
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Or, or...
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"I'm enlisting in the Army."
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Or, or...
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my personal favorite:
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"I'm dying."
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You told some girl you're dying?
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Yeah.
What if you run into her again?
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"I'm cured!"
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Look, that's great,
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except I can't take
Sydney's spin class if I'm dead.
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Yeah, yeah, listen,
you don't have to lie.
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You just have to make her see
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why this is the best move
for her and not just for you.
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Seems easier just to lie.
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No. No lying.
Just remember,
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you're not breaking her heart,
you're setting it free.
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Mm.
Try it.
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What, like, now?
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Like, right now. Yeah,
let's do some role-play.
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Like, in an
acting exercise.
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Nick, have a seat.
Mm.
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And, Luke, you
just pretend
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that Nick here is Sydney.
255
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Oh, wait, I don't
think Nick wants...
256
00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,945
You got somethin' to say to me?
257
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,183
Well... Sydney...
258
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,885
Mm
259
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,187
You are an amazing...
260
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,989
woman.
261
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,925
Ha. Tell me something
I don't know.
262
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,963
I just feel like
you deserve someone who,
263
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,298
uh, who doesn't travel
as much as I do.
264
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,900
I like when
you travel,
265
00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,836
because it gives me time
to do my own thing.
266
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,771
My nails, my own TV shows,
267
00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,873
and read through
your e-mails
268
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:36,009
to make sure you not
still talking to Antonia.
269
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,846
Nick...
270
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:39,913
Sydney...
271
00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,615
Mm
272
00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:42,850
I'm exhausted.
273
00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,351
I think we should break up.
274
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,787
Oh, you better not leave me,
'cause I will kill myself
275
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,188
and tell the police
that you did it, okay?
276
00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:51,925
Yeah, I can't do this.
277
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,727
Okay, I'm tapping in.
278
00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,395
Watch and learn.
Believe me,
279
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,997
this works.
280
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,302
Sydney...
281
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,339
Hi, boo.
282
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,809
*
283
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:12,746
I take this trick, and
we've made our contract.
284
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,748
Harry, could you help me
285
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,650
with something
in the kitchen, please?
286
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,317
What is it?
287
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,122
I forgot to bring out
the mini quiches.
288
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,993
Oh. Oh, I do love a tiny food.
289
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,928
Are they ham?
Spinach?
290
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,963
Ham a spinach?
291
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,231
There are no quiches, Harry.
292
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:35,068
I think Lenore and Dick
are cheating.
293
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,937
:
On each other?
No.
294
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,372
On us. Lenore kicked me
under the table.
295
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,109
I think she was trying
to give Dick a signal.
296
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,944
They're cheating, Harry.
297
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,979
There you go again,
298
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,415
seeing the bad and
assuming the worst.
299
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,284
Then you tell me, Mr. Sunshine,
why is she kicking?
300
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,754
Maybe she has
restless legs syndrome.
301
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,289
It's a very
misunderstood ailment.
302
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,291
Your leg shakes--
what's to understand?
303
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,260
Harry, I'm not
gonna let her kick.
304
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,162
I'm gonna block her.
305
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,997
Judy, they're not cheating.
306
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,266
You've had it out for Lenore
307
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:09,202
ever since she showed up
in the same outfit as you
308
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,105
at the Sherman's
costume party in '93.
309
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,674
She knew I was going
as Murphy Brown!
310
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,346
Look, I know I've only been
with you for a month now,
311
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,882
but I can't even put into words
how much fun I've had.
312
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,317
Me, too.
313
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,320
But, it's also been hard.
314
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,822
Now, you see what I did there?
I mean,
315
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,890
yeah, that is good.
316
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,058
I like that.
317
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,727
Because I've seen firsthand
318
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:37,064
how amazing and beautiful
and full of life you are.
319
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:40,167
I get most of that
from my gam-gam.
320
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,770
But I've realized
I can't keep up.
321
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:45,105
And the longer we stay together,
the longer I'm preventing you
322
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,940
from meeting the man
you're supposed to
323
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:47,908
spend your life with.
324
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,379
Okay. Okay,
let's break up.
325
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,447
Um...
326
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,117
but can we have sex one more
time before I hit the road?
327
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,786
Uh, uh...
328
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,120
bad time?
329
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,255
LUKE:
Okay, okay.
330
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,357
I think I got it.
I'm gonna go talk to Sydney.
331
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,793
I'm just gonna pretend
there's a little you
332
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,460
inside me.
333
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,296
I heard it
and I stand by it.
334
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,432
Good luck. You got this, Luke.
Get it, brother.
335
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,868
Josh, I need some advice
about a present for Eve.
336
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:18,138
But, um, why don't you
knock on the wall
337
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,073
when you two are done banging.
338
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,451
Ah! I think we're gonna
win this one, Dick.
339
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,220
:
I'm sure you do.
340
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,289
Judy, I need a break.
341
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,525
Anybody care for
another daiquiri?
342
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,127
Harry, my boy,
I'll take anything
343
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,995
you want to pour down my throat.
344
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,399
Oh, look, there's that
low angle again.
345
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:50,070
Excuse me, I didn't sleep well
last night.
346
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,406
Yeah, Lenore's got
that restless legs syndrome.
347
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,342
Really
348
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,377
Did you hear that, Judy?
349
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,312
Just blend the drinks, Harry.
350
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:03,416
Yeah, 'cause I'm getting
restless glass syndrome.
351
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,085
You got it, Dick.
352
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,553
Oh.
353
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,989
Oh, for God's sake.
HARRY: Oh...
354
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,523
I must have blown the circuit.
355
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,425
I'll go flip the fuse.
356
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,961
Mm-hmm.
357
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,829
HARRY:
Ow!
358
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,565
Talk about things that go bump
in the night.
359
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,967
HARRY:
Ah, Dick,
360
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:23,136
you crack me-- ow!
361
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,572
And now,
I want to be thoughtful
362
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,574
and surprise Eve
with a really sweet gift
363
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,276
that I think of.
364
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,211
So, can you think of anything?
365
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,580
Hold up, hold up. Wh-Wh-What
was the gift that she gave you?
366
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,216
Wyatt's handprints
and a note that said,
367
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,450
"I love you, Daddy."
368
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,152
Aw...
Aw...
369
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:42,289
That's exactly the reaction
I want when I give her the gift.
370
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,958
How do I get an "aw"?
371
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,426
All right, you got to
go sentimental, bro.
372
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,028
Like, one time, for Kim,
373
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,529
I rented a hot
air balloon and...
374
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,431
And you got divorced. Pass.
375
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,401
Okay, okay, well, you might not
know this about me,
376
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,169
but I'm a bit of crooner.
377
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,471
And that makes the ladies swoon.
378
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,340
* When I lick up
on your shoulder *
379
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,609
Okay, okay.
380
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,378
I got to go, 'cause that
makes me very uncomfortable.
381
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,347
But, it also gave me
a very good idea.
382
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,017
Thank you, boys.
383
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,618
Wow.
384
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,121
We are giving romantic advice
left and right tonight, boy.
385
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,388
Mm.
We should start a business.
386
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,423
We are very good at this.
387
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,891
Heck yeah.
Yeah.
388
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,894
Well, that couldn't
have gone worse.
389
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,563
And yet another blow
to the small business owner.
390
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,532
What happened?
391
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,368
I was honest, using your words,
392
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,270
and she said
it didn't sound like me.
393
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,905
And then I panicked,
told her they were your words.
394
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:32,906
Why would you do that?
395
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,075
Don't yell at me. We could've
avoided all this
396
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,444
if you had let me lie to her
like a regular man.
397
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,913
Okay, so, now what?
398
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:40,780
Well, now she's real mad.
399
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,315
We're both kicked
out of spin class.
400
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,284
Okay, I'm gonna go catch her
and comfort her
401
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,653
because she's a human being and
I want us back in that class.
402
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,224
Come on, Andrew!
Dinner's ready!
403
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,960
Before we eat,
404
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,196
I have a little
anniversary surprise for you.
405
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,464
You do?
406
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,099
I do, and I think
407
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,434
you're going to enjoy it.
408
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,475
Do I know this song?
I should hope so--
409
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,644
since you're sleeping with
the guy playing the saxophone.
410
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,646
This is you?
411
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,317
It's a recording of the show
my band played at the bar
412
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,220
on the night I asked you out.
413
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,156
No way.
At the Halloween party.
414
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,492
ANDREW :
Thank you! Happy Halloween!
415
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,228
We are Jazz-Ma-Cadabra!
416
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,130
You remember that night?
417
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,664
Yeah.
418
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,334
It was hilarious.
419
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,669
Come on, let's eat.
420
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,637
HARRY: I got it!
421
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,072
Ow!
422
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,540
Yay!
423
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,443
And Harry said,
"Let there be light."
424
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,478
All right, now we
can get back to where...
425
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,115
Wait a minute!
426
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,217
Dick's dummy hand
is different than it was
427
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,718
before the lights went out.
428
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,553
What are you talking about?
429
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,622
There were four hearts
before the lights went out,
430
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,990
and now there are
five hearts.
431
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,426
So?
So...
432
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,728
I am a woman of integrity,
433
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,731
much like
'90s icon Murphy Brown.
434
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,001
Judy, please.
435
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,369
She added a heart.
436
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,505
Under cover of darkness,
she added a heart.
437
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,141
I did not!
438
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,277
Oh, you are a cheater--
and I've always known it.
439
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,613
And that how you've beaten us
nine times in a row.
440
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,016
I think I'm having
chest pains.
441
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,353
That kick under the table, that
wasn't restless legs syndrome.
442
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,688
We don't even play for money--
why would I be cheating?
443
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,790
I don't know, you tell me.
444
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,559
Now I feel it in my jaw.
Honey,
445
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,494
are you okay?
Nice.
446
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,563
Now you have Dick
faking a heart attack
447
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,332
to cover your crimes
against humanity?
448
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,633
I'm not... faking.
449
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,370
He doesn't look good, Judy.
450
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,538
Oh, someone call 911!
451
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,375
Okay, I'll go get Andrew.
But just to be clear,
452
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:51,078
I still think he's faking--
but it's a convenient way
453
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,546
to remind you
that my son is a doctor.
454
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,483
*
455
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,385
Sydney, Sydney, wait.
456
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,253
What?
I can see that you're angry...
457
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,422
I'm so angry,
I'm considering eating a burger.
458
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,491
With bun.
459
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,393
Okay, but you can't
kick us both out of class.
460
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,561
Why the hell not?
Because it's the only exercise
461
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,397
I've ever loved, and I'm 40,
462
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,764
and there are just certain parts
463
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,666
that are harder to keep toned.
Well, maybe
464
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,168
you should have thought
of that before you
465
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,503
helped your friend
break up with me.
466
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,305
Sydney, you have to let
me back in your class.
467
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,073
Give me one good reason.
468
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,510
I'm dying.
469
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,645
Dick, how are you
feeling? Talk to me.
470
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,414
I can't breathe,
and I feel like
471
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,349
there's a massive weight
on my chest.
472
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,284
It's called guilt, from
all your years of cheating.
473
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,153
All right, I'm gonna listen
to your heart...
474
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,754
No, no, that's okay--
I'm feeling better.
475
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,623
No, no, no...
No, that's...
476
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,192
You were cheating!
477
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,129
: Oh,
now I'm feeling worse.
478
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,332
Oh, knock it off,
Dick-- the jig is up.
479
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,734
All right.
I guess we should go, then.
Yeah.
480
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,439
Just for that,
I'm sending you a bill.
481
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,607
: Guess this joker's
leaving the deck.
482
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,310
Not funny anymore, Dick.
483
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,847
I owe you an
apology, Judy.
484
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:05,418
You're right-- I do only see
the good in people.
485
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,687
And you have since the
first moment I met you.
486
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,689
At that diner in Yonkers.
487
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,125
Mm-hmm. That waitress said
you only gave her a five,
488
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,760
but you'd given her a ten.
489
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,129
I believed her.
And I didn't.
490
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,266
I'll never forget
how you looked that night.
491
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,768
Me, either. You in
that velvet blazer
492
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,405
and the Beatles haircut,
your dark sunglasses.
493
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,607
HARRY: You ordered a
strawberry milkshake,
494
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,377
and "Twist and Shout"
was playing on the jukebox.
495
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,844
Aw...
Aw...
496
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,449
You guys just gave me an idea.
497
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,318
A good idea!
498
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,820
Yeah. Huh.
499
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,391
I don't usually leave here
happier than when I came in.
500
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,294
*
501
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,928
...on the
playground and...
We are back
502
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,530
in the spin class!
503
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,299
Hey!
504
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,800
And I got you a bike, too.
505
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,269
Aw, thanks, man.
But I'm strictly a Zumba guy.
506
00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,404
LUKE:
I can't believe
507
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,506
you got us back in--
how'd you do it?
508
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,175
Well, remember when I said,
"Don't lie"? I lied.
509
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,943
What'd you tell her?
510
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,246
Well, let's just say
I have six months to a year
511
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,514
to find a new class.
512
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,682
Mm.
Hey, you know what?
513
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,385
This is a big moment
for our friendship.
514
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,221
We made it through
our first breakup.
515
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,688
Yeah, we did.
Proud of us.
516
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,856
Me, too.
Mm-hmm!
517
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,658
Look at us--
518
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,427
just three single guys.
519
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,762
:
Yup. All alone.
520
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,399
Yep.
521
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,967
I suddenly feel kind of sad.
522
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,669
Want to eat your
feelings away?
523
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,704
I'm gonna order
some more wings.
There it is.
524
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,844
You ready for your
anniversary surprise?
525
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,946
I literally
cannot wait.
All right,
don't you laugh.
526
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,748
I'm feeling
a little self-conscious.
527
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,251
Ooh. Are you gonna
strip for me?
528
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:52,892
:
Oh, my...
529
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,394
*
530
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,464
Oh, my God!
531
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,637
You look exactly the way you
looked the night we first met.
532
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,639
: I know, and you
still fell in love with me.
533
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,441
Why are you doing this?
534
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,278
I wanted to recreate
the best night of my life,
535
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,012
the night I met you.
536
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,381
Oh...
537
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,949
Yes. There it is.
538
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,220
*
539
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,965
I told you we didn't waste
money on those lessons.
540
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,867
Uh, bad time?
541
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,336
Aw, there's
no such thing.
542
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,804
We brought
anniversary cake.
543
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,639
You can keep playing--
you won't bother us.
544
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,441
Yeah.
EVE: Okay.
545
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,478
This doesn't ruin
your "aw," does it?
546
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,747
No. Nothing ever could.
547
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,416
Awesome.
548
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,422
*
549
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,424
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550
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,933
Captioned by
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551
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,841
* La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la *
552
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,544
* La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la *
553
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:20,012
* La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la *
554
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,315
* Come on,
won't you take me home? *
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