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What do you say, Uncle George?
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You all want to
borrow how much?
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I told you.
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We want to borrow 25,000.
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To buy a stock car and go
off racing around the dirt
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tracks at county fairs.
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Could win a lot of money.
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We'll pay you back.
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Probably pay it all
back inside a year.
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What do you say?
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What do I say?
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I say no.
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That's what.
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In fact, I say hell no.
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Now I sure am sorry to hear
you say that, Uncle George.
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Which-- which one are you?
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It don't really matter
much now, does it?
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Oh, Milt, thank
God you're here.
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He is in there, and that
thing is sticking up right
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out of the middle of his back.
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Oh, they did it to him.
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I know those--
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Take-- take it easy.
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Oh, easy now, Ms.
Mary, there's no rush.
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I'm sure old George, I
reckon, isn't going to get up
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and go anywhere.
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So if you'll just
take it easy now,
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and take Eddie and me in
and show me where he is.
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In there in the
den, and he is dead.
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That's where he is.
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Well, then let's go in
and take a look at him.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he-- he's dead, all
right, just like you said.
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Uh, Eddie, why
don't you see if you
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can lift some prints
around here, particularly
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off the handle of that knife?
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Well, I'll try, Milt. But, uh,
I don't think your perpetrator
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is going to leave any prints
on the instrument of death.
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You know, nowadays, your
perpetrators, see, they
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take about two seconds killing.
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Then you got five
minutes of wiping.
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Yeah, well, see
what you can do.
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See what you can do.
- All right.
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Ms. Mary and I want to go
in the other room in here
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and have a nice little--
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little visit, all right?
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Come on, Ms. Mary.
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Well, uh, now why don't you just
sit right down here, Ms. Mary,
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and make yourself
comfortable, huh?
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OK?
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Well, I reckon you
want to know what I saw.
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I'd sure appreciate it.
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Well, I had just
gone out to the barn.
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We've got small hens that
like to nest out there.
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And I thought I'd gather some
eggs for George's dinner.
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Lunch, you city folks call it.
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Oh, now, Ms. Mary, you can't
hardly call me city folks.
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Well, I found
more than half a dozen.
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As I came out of the
barn, I saw him getting
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in that fancy pickup of theirs.
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They just--
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You-- you seen who, Ms. Mary?
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The twin.
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The twin?
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Which twin?
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I don't know which one it was.
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I've been George's
housekeeper for 15 years.
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I helped raise those two whelps
when their mama and papa died,
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and I never have been
able to tell them apart.
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But you're sure?
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You're sure that you saw one of
them running out of the house?
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That's the God's truth.
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And then I went in there,
and I found poor, old George.
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What's going on here, Sheriff?
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Come on in here, boys, and
sit down right over here.
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I have some very
bad news for you.
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Sit down.
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Hi, Milt.
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Well, did you
find out anything?
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The, uh, instrument
of death was
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wiped, uh, clean as a whistle,
just like I said it would be.
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Ah.
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Sheriff, what's he talking
about, instrument of death?
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Well, boys, your
uncle is dead.
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He was stabbed to death not
more than 45 minutes ago.
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Ms. Mary here found his body.
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And she says that she saw
one of you boys running
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out of the house afterwards.
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So it looks like I'm going to
have to ask a few questions.
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Now then--
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Milt, we got to read
them their rights.
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Oh, oh, yeah, I
keep forgetting.
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Go on, uh, Eddie.
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Read them their rights.
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OK, here we go.
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Uh, you have the right
to remain silent.
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You have the right to a lawyer.
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If you can't afford a--
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Of course, I guess you
boys can afford just
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about anything you want to
now that old George is dead,
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though.
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Uh, but if you can't,
then the county's
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gonna pay for one for you.
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That's it.
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Are you boys willing to
answer a few questions?
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Sure.
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OK.
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OK.
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Well, might as well
ask you the big one.
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Either of you boys
kill your uncle?
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Well, I didn't.
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Me, neither.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, uh, I guess I better
ask you another big one.
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Which one of you
boys is going to get
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all of that George's money now
that he's dead and gone, hmm?
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Well, I'll get half.
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And, uh, I'll
get the other half.
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And just how much
would that half come to?
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I mean, about, it don't
have to be accurate.
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A couple of million, each.
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At least.
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Each.
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Uh, I-- I heard that-- that,
uh, that old George kept you
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boys on a pretty short string.
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I mean, uh, just an allowance,
and that was about all, right?
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50 bucks a week.
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And room and board.
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And all we had to do for it
was put in about 60 hard hours
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a week around his place.
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We figured it out
one time, didn't we?
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He was paying us, oh,
maybe $0.85 an hour.
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Hmm.
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Do either one of you
boys, uh, remember where
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you were about 45 minutes ago?
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That would make it, uh,
yeah, high noon, straight up.
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Damn thing.
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Sure, I remember.
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I was at the, uh,
Corral Bar, on Route 61.
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Anybody see you out there?
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Yeah, yeah, Sally
saw me, Sally Fenton.
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What time does
the bar open up?
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Oh, Milt, uh, 11:30.
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About when did you
leave this Corral Bar?
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Oh, about, uh, 12:30.
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Uh-huh, where'd you go?
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Well, I went down to Al's to
pick him up, and here we are.
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And here we are.
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You-- you're, uh--
who-- who are you?
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Which one are you?
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Who are you?
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I'm Donald.
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You're Donald,
and you're David.
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All right, David, all right,
where were you 45 minutes ago,
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about, uh, straight-up noon?
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At Al's Garage?
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Hell, no, I wasn't
over at Al's Garage.
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I was at the Corral Bar.
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Ask Sally Fenton.
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She'll tell you.
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What?
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Are you trying to tell
me that both of you
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were at the same place, the
Corral Bar, at the same time?
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He wasn't there, but I was.
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I don't know where he was,
but I can prove I was there.
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Oh.
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Oh, you're cute.
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Oh, you're damn cute, you are.
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You're both going to
maintain the same alibi, hmm?
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Looks that way, doesn't it?
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Well, one of you is lying.
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Well, I ain't.
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Me, neither.
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Me, neither.
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What do you make of it?
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I think it's like you said,
Milt. I mean, it's cute.
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It's real cute.
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Yeah.
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Let me trot this past you.
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These two yo-yos get
together, and they decide--
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agree-- to murder their uncle,
old George, for his money,
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right?
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A couple million bucks apiece,
that's a pretty good motive,
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huh?
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Except everybody would
suspect them first, right off,
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first thing, huh?
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So what do they do?
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They do the impossible.
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They are both in the same
place at the same time,
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and each one of them has got
a witness to prove it, hmm?
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Cute, huh?
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Real cute.
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Well, it's, uh,
it's going to be
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up to the law to decide which
one you were where and when.
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And I guess it's going to be up
to us to prove which one of you
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did it.
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All I know is that I think
one or probably both of you
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are lying in your teeth.
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Hey, Milt, I got an idea here.
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Let's hear it.
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Well, what say we, uh, run
both of these boys over there
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at that Corral Bar with us, huh?
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You mean let
that little barmaid
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over there take a look at them?
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Yeah, right.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wait.
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What about their lawyer?
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Well, he's over
there in Brightsville.
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I don't see a way in
the world he could be
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here within the next two hours.
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We just might have it
cleared up by then.
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Well, no, we-- we can't
force them to do it.
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I mean, we can't
make them do it.
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No, but we could,
uh, ask them,
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you know, real polite-like.
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Can't see any
harm in doing that.
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How about it?
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Are you boys willing to go?
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You mean out to the
Corral Bar and see Sally?
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Well, that's what
I had in mind, yeah.
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Do you have to
put the cuffs on?
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Well, no, I don't reckon I
have to put the cuffs on, no.
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You planning to
make a run for it?
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Why should I?
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I ain't done nothing.
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Me, neither.
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Yeah, this has got to be
out of your own free will,
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you understand.
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I ain't gonna force you to go.
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OK.
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Which one are you?
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Donald.
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You're Donald.
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All right, David,
what do you say?
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You agree?
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Yeah, I'm willing, so long
as there ain't no cuffs.
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You sure you ain't planning
to make a break for it?
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I mean, all this
talk about cuffs?
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Why should I?
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I ain't killed nobody.
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- Me, neither.
- Me, neither.
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All right, now you boys sit down
right over here, right here.
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Eddie, you keep an eye on them.
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I don't trust them.
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I think they're going
to make a run for it.
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Afternoon.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You're Sally Fenton, right?
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Uh-huh, you're
Sheriff Singleton.
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Uh-huh.
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So what's going on?
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Well, you know
old George Devon?
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00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,733
Um, I don't know
him exactly, but I see
258
00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:11,867
him in here from time to time.
259
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,433
Why?
260
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,733
Well, I'm looking
into his murder.
261
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,533
Oh, my God.
262
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:20,333
Yeah, that's why I'm gonna
have to ask a few questions,
263
00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:22,933
Sally, if that's all right.
264
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:24,033
Sure.
265
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,067
You know the two boys
over here, the twins?
266
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,933
Yeah, I know 'em.
267
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:37,200
Were either one
of them or both of them
268
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:40,133
in here today around lunch
hour, around 12:00 noon?
269
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,900
Uh, one of them was.
270
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,033
Which one?
271
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,833
He didn't say.
272
00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:46,033
Didn't you ask him?
273
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:50,067
Well, I used to,
but I don't anymore.
274
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:53,600
I mean, they were always
lying to me, sort of joking,
275
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,633
you know.
276
00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:55,600
So I just stopped asking.
277
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:06,233
Do you think that one of
them killed their uncle?
278
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,333
Honey, I don't know who
killed him yet, exactly.
279
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:11,333
That's what I'm
trying to find out.
280
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:13,667
That's why I have to ask you
all these kind of questions, OK?
281
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:18,867
Um, well, uh, the joker got
here like, um, maybe, like,
282
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:21,567
15 minutes after I opened.
283
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,633
That's like, 11:45.
284
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:25,200
Joker?
285
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,333
Oh, well, that's what I call
them both now, because they--
286
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,000
I mean, I have to call
them something, you know.
287
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,367
They won't tell me
their right names.
288
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:32,533
Uh-huh.
289
00:15:32,633 --> 00:15:33,900
11:45, huh?
290
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:34,867
Yeah.
291
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,667
All right, then what happened?
292
00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:41,000
Well, oh, it was just me
and him, you know, here.
293
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,333
And he ordered a beer.
MILT: A beer?
294
00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:43,933
- Mm-hmm.
- Draft beer?
295
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,767
Yes.
- In a glass?
296
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:46,867
- Yeah.
- Where is it?
297
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:48,367
What, the glass?
298
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:49,433
The glass.
299
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:50,833
I washed it.
300
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:52,400
I wash all of the glasses.
301
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,300
Why?
302
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:56,700
I got it.
303
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,667
Fingerprints, right?
304
00:15:58,767 --> 00:16:01,167
Yeah, fingerprints.
305
00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:03,967
Not even identical
twins have fingerprints
306
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,167
that are exactly alike.
307
00:16:05,267 --> 00:16:06,600
I'm sorry I washed them.
308
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:07,500
I--
309
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,733
Yeah.
310
00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:11,100
Or am I?
311
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,400
Oh, now, honey, I--
312
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,967
I know-- I know how you
might be feeling, Sally.
313
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,833
But this is murder, honey.
314
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,533
It-- it's bad, you know.
315
00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:21,433
Yeah.
316
00:16:21,533 --> 00:16:22,867
Yeah.
317
00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:25,667
So let's just move
back a little, huh?
318
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,133
OK.
319
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:32,400
Uh, you, uh, are you sure
that you got here at 11:30?
320
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,900
Well, I might have been a
little bit late, you know.
321
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,700
Um, I had to go to
the shopping center.
322
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,800
I had to buy, um, kitty
litter, and I had to get
323
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,467
fish food for my goldfish.
324
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:45,800
And, um, oh, then I saw
this belt in Jerry's window.
325
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:48,767
And so I had to
buy it, of course.
326
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,700
So, um, I bought that.
327
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,800
And, um, well, I-- that couldn't
have put me, like, you know,
328
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,300
four minutes late or so.
329
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,533
Belt?
330
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,400
Yeah, do you like it?
331
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,933
Oh.
332
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:02,667
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's--
333
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:03,867
that's very pretty, yeah.
334
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:04,800
Thank you.
335
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,733
Yeah.
336
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,467
Uh, listen.
337
00:17:07,567 --> 00:17:10,467
Are you absolutely
sure that there
338
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,900
was nobody else in the
bar at the same time
339
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,167
that the twin was here?
340
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,867
No, just him and me.
341
00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,133
Hmm.
342
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,000
Are you sure nothing
else happened, anything,
343
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,267
anything at all, anything?
344
00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:22,200
No.
345
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:23,467
No?
346
00:17:25,967 --> 00:17:28,167
Well, no, I
mean, they really--
347
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:29,667
that's about all.
348
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:30,933
Except, um--
349
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:34,533
Yeah, ex-- except what?
350
00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:35,933
Well, see, it was just--
351
00:17:36,033 --> 00:17:38,600
you know, I mean, since there
was nobody else here, we just--
352
00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:41,433
we just started fooling
around a little bit, you know.
353
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:42,200
Oh.
354
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,000
I mean, nothing serious.
355
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,900
Uh, you'll forgive
an old man's curiosity.
356
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:57,667
But, uh, just what exactly does
non-serious fooling around,
357
00:17:57,767 --> 00:17:58,900
uh, consist of nowadays?
358
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,733
Mm-hmm, you know.
359
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:02,633
Stop it.
360
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,567
Tell me.
361
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,533
No, you tell me.
362
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:07,200
Just kissing and hugging.
363
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,533
Just kissing and hugging?
364
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:10,067
Mm-hmm, that's all.
365
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:11,667
So just kissing and hugging?
366
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,367
Uh-huh.
367
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:19,567
Well, I guess it's not
so much different nowadays.
368
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:20,533
No, I--
Hmm-mm.
369
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,467
No.
370
00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:30,067
Do you remember which
twin it was that you kissed?
371
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:34,800
Well, no.
372
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,900
No?
373
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,600
No, hmm-mm.
374
00:18:41,233 --> 00:18:46,467
Oh, you mean you've
kissed both twins?
375
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,167
Sure, why not?
376
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:53,200
I mean, I like 'em, so
I just let 'em kiss me.
377
00:18:56,467 --> 00:18:58,900
There's nothing wrong
in that, is there?
378
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,333
Oh, no, sugar.
379
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,667
No, nothing, not-- not a thing.
380
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,300
Did, uh, Sally tell you
something interesting, Milt?
381
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,233
Well, she told me her
version of your visit,
382
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,733
or yours, whatever.
383
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,800
Now I'd like to hear what
you boys have to say.
384
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,367
Well, look.
385
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,233
If we're going to be here all
afternoon, how about a drink,
386
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,767
huh?
387
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:31,467
Yeah, sure, why not?
388
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:32,400
What do you want?
389
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,733
Scotch and water.
390
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,067
And how about you?
391
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,333
Scotch and water.
392
00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:39,333
Of course.
393
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,133
Eddie, will you order
those drinks for me?
394
00:19:41,233 --> 00:19:42,800
I'll have a beer.
395
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,833
And then, uh, call
the coroner and, uh,
396
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,467
ask him if he's made up his
mind yet about whether or not
397
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,700
old, uh, George was--
398
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,767
died of a stab wound?
399
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:55,567
I'll do that, Milt.
400
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:59,533
All right, boys,
let's hear your version.
401
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:00,600
Mine?
402
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,433
Yeah, you, what--
what-- what-- you're--
403
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:03,167
Donald.
404
00:20:03,267 --> 00:20:05,767
Donald, yeah, yours.
405
00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:10,700
Well, I got here a little
before 12:00, had a beer,
406
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,467
talked to Sally for a while.
407
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:16,633
And we, uh, we kind of
fooled around a little.
408
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:18,167
Hugging and kissing?
409
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:22,567
Do you know, Sheriff, that's
exactly what happened to me,
410
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:23,933
word for word.
411
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:26,733
Oh, you-- you're--
you're slick, you two are.
412
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,433
You're really slick.
413
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:32,333
Your whole scam depends
upon nobody but nobody
414
00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:34,433
being able to tell
you apart, right?
415
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,567
I don't know what you're
talking about, Sheriff.
416
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,167
Me, neither.
417
00:20:38,267 --> 00:20:39,300
Yeah, but there's
got to be a way.
418
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,600
There has got to be a way.
419
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:46,167
I mean, no two people in
the world are exactly alike.
420
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:47,667
You don't believe that, do you?
421
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:48,800
Sure, I do.
422
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,867
Me, too.
423
00:20:50,967 --> 00:20:52,700
Well, you would, wouldn't you?
424
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,633
But I've been thinking.
425
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:55,067
Here we go.
426
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,600
Got us, uh, two scotch and
waters, a couple of beers.
427
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,433
Oh, and I talked to the
coroner on the phone, Milt.
428
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:03,567
And it's definitely the knife
that done old George in,
429
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,500
just like we thought it was.
430
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,433
I figured.
431
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,033
You've been
thinking what, Milt?
432
00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:13,300
I've been thinking, back
when I was a young buck
433
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,467
about your age, racing around
the country in my pappy's 1936
434
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:24,167
Ford convertible, chasing,
chasing the girls,
435
00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:27,500
back then, about 100 years
ago, it began to dawn on me
436
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:34,333
that no two girls ever kissed
just exactly the same way.
437
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:36,400
You know what
old Milt here is?
438
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:38,767
Yeah, he's a
regular Perry Mason.
439
00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:41,167
You know what he's gonna
ask us to do, don't you?
440
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,000
Sure do, kiss Sally.
441
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,967
What do you think?
442
00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:47,333
Well, it ain't exactly
the shabbiest way
443
00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:49,033
I can think of to
spend an afternoon.
444
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:50,133
Yeah, me, neither.
445
00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:55,600
Think it will hold
up in court, Milt?
446
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,100
That's my problem.
447
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,100
Sally, come on over here, honey.
448
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,433
I got a little
favor to ask of you.
449
00:22:00,533 --> 00:22:01,367
Sure thing.
450
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,300
Honey, this is going to sound
like a very peculiar request.
451
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,900
But, uh, I want you to
kiss these two boys.
452
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Would you do that?
453
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,000
Um, in public?
454
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,167
Yeah, right out here
in front of the good Lord
455
00:22:22,267 --> 00:22:23,733
and us and everybody.
456
00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:25,467
Uh, why?
457
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:30,400
Well, you see, sugar, I
want you to try and remember
458
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,933
which one of the boys it was
that you was fooling around
459
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:36,667
with in here today, you know?
460
00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,000
Oh, yeah.
461
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,433
You think you
can do that for me?
462
00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:42,333
- Yeah, I can try.
- All right.
463
00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:43,933
If you guys are willing.
464
00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:45,233
Oh, they're willing.
465
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:47,233
Oh, yeah, we're willing.
466
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,433
More than willing.
467
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,067
OK.
468
00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,633
All right, who's first?
469
00:22:51,733 --> 00:22:58,800
I think I ought to, seeing
as I'm closer and all.
470
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,400
OK, sugar, pucker up.
471
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,100
That's enough.
472
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,933
By golly, I knew there was
something I almost missed.
473
00:23:16,033 --> 00:23:17,433
You sit right down there, son.
474
00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:19,333
Now was that the way you
got kissed today at noon?
475
00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:20,433
Yeah.
476
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:21,500
Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm positive.
477
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,333
Well, I'm not.
478
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:24,233
Here, turn around here, honey.
479
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,733
All right, now put
your arms around me.
480
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,667
Really, Sheriff, I can't--
481
00:23:26,767 --> 00:23:28,033
Come on, honey.
482
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:29,300
Huh-uh-uh, uh, please,
I'm not going to hurt you.
483
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,200
I'm just a harmless, old man.
484
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,400
That's it.
Come on in.
485
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,167
Come on in closer.
That's right.
486
00:23:35,267 --> 00:23:37,000
Now he had his hand here.
- Uh-huh.
487
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,433
And he was moving
it down your back.
488
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:39,500
Yeah.
489
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,833
And he got down,
and he held your waist
490
00:23:40,933 --> 00:23:41,967
tight up against him.
491
00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:43,767
Yeah, mm-hmm.
492
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:44,833
Are you sure?
493
00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:46,333
Yeah, just like that.
494
00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:49,833
And you just bought
that belt today.
495
00:23:49,933 --> 00:23:51,833
Uh-huh.
496
00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:53,133
Take it off.
497
00:23:53,233 --> 00:23:54,633
Touch nothing but the buckle.
498
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,733
Well, it don't matter because
your fingerprints are going
499
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:57,867
to be all over it, anyway.
500
00:23:57,967 --> 00:23:59,167
That's it now.
501
00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:02,700
Hand it very directly
there to Deputy Ream.
502
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,000
Well, what do you, Eddie?
503
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:05,867
You think that that
patent leather is
504
00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:06,900
going to hold any fingerprints?
505
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,967
Just like it was
warm wax, Milt.
506
00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:12,500
Sit over there, boy.
507
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,333
Go over there and sit right
down next to your brother.
508
00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:15,800
Sit down.
You, too, sit down.
509
00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:23,767
I'll bet the rent money
that whichever one of you
510
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:28,200
didn't kill old
George was in here
511
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,933
and has got his fingerprints
all over that belt.
512
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:33,267
And while he was hugging
and kissing here,
513
00:24:33,367 --> 00:24:34,467
the other one was
out at the ranch
514
00:24:34,567 --> 00:24:37,000
there, killing poor,
old Uncle George.
515
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,667
I-- I-- I--
516
00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:39,700
I can't remember.
517
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,600
Which one of you is which?
518
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:42,533
I'm David.
519
00:24:42,633 --> 00:24:43,433
The hell he is.
520
00:24:43,533 --> 00:24:44,867
I'm David.
521
00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:46,467
He done it, Sheriff.
522
00:24:46,567 --> 00:24:47,900
He killed Uncle George.
523
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,733
He's lying.
I didn't kill anybody.
524
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:50,833
He did.
525
00:24:50,933 --> 00:24:52,367
We'll know soon
enough who did it.
526
00:24:52,467 --> 00:24:54,967
But you're both guilty
of conspiring to do it
527
00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:57,767
and aiding and abetting
each other in that murder.
528
00:24:57,867 --> 00:25:01,333
And neither one of you is ever
going to get a chance to spend
529
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:06,533
one penny of that $4 million.
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