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对不起，对不起，对不起
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哎，你蛮有耐性的嘛
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哦，应该的
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这些花是送给我的
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呃
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弄成这样子
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因为她等得累了，睡着了
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这香味还蛮特别呢
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就是他，他叫吴晓辉
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对不起，在座各位!医生说的
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每天吃苹果，对健康有好处
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谢谢您呀，超叔
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应该的，应该的
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吴晓辉
他可以代表时下一般年青人
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对社会人生 lrresponsible
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那就是说
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没错了
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那就是说对社会人生不负责任
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做事既不求上进，做人又贪图享乐
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对人嘛阿谀论媚
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媚字有两个读音
读眉呢，是眉毛了
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读媚呢
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个人学得多了
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就老想跟大家分享一下
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呃，继续吧，继续吧
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现在的年青人
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之所以搅成这样子
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是因为他们缺乏真正的爱情
所以呢
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那位是亚洲企业的董事长
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呃，也是这个实验的赞助人
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给我亲一口吧，Susan
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喂
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我们这次实验的目的就是要把爱情
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带给吴晓辉
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看看能不能改变他，使他发奋图强
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努力向上
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我始终认为要改变这些年青人
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是一定要靠祈求天主的
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唉!自修女，人家在研究爱情呀
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但是他们认为爱情
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那就不是我们的话题了
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回去多祈祷吧
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哎，爱情这东西
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如果可以用金钱给它买得到呢
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真是太棒了
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我在新同乐订了一桌酒席
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等会儿开完会呢
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请大家多多棒场呀
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实验的对象
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既然我们已经选好了，接着呢
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就要挑选一位爱情机器了
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爱情机器?
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不错，我们要选一个少女做
爱情机器
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她的责任呢
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就是把爱情带给吴晓辉
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叫爱情机器呀，太俗气了
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不如叫A君B君简单，明了
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嘿!现在不是研究你那
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孟夫人专栏信箱呀
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哼
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所谓名不正则言不顺
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顺字又有两个读音
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没有，就一个，顺利的顺
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大家顺顺利利呢
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别打岔好不好?
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至于爱情机器的人选方面呢
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人选当然要经过挑选过的啦
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我们已经物色了一批候选人
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希望大家给点竟见
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大家可别走眼了
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这些妞不错的
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唉
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要命一个不如一个呵
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我认为，他们的相貌就
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总之，没有一个顺眼的
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如果都不满意的话，只好在找过啦
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其实我心目中有个理想的人选
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只不过一时间又想不起在哪里见过
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呀!踏破铁鞋无觅处
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没错啦
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没错啦
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请，这次实验不错呀
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有那么多免费衣服穿
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千万别开心
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吴晓辉这个小伙子呀，好任性的
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好不好看
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你要记住，如果他粗言猥语呢
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你就当听不到
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心里要想住我
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哦，那就是说，只要听到粗口
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就想起你?
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不是!认真点好不好
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虽说超叔在暗中保护你
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如果他突然间向你毛手毛脚
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向你施暴，那你怎办?
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那我无所谓啊
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什么无所谓，No
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你是我未婚妻来的嘛
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怎么可以慷他人之慨嘛
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来呀，我教你几下自卫术吧
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你会?
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怎么不会呀?
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你不知道我读中学的时候
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学过柔道跟空手道嘛
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来呀，学着点
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如果他这样，总之呢
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如果他那样呢，你就唔，O．K
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当然不O．K．啦，如果这样
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我已经重点出击啦
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就是那里
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也对，对了，如果他由后面来呢
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后面袭击你那怎办?
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哎，我有办法的了
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有什么办法? 来呀
转过来，转过来
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如果他这样
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你想怎么样?请尊重点呵
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是误会，是误会，误会来的
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我们刚才练习非礼而矣
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非礼，呵
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也好，你懂得随机应变
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我倒放心点了
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我倒放心点了
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哎，要是发现了漂亮的!告诉我啊
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放心啦
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来者何人，干什么的
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跳舞呵
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来
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倩女幽魂?算了
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那臭小子来啦
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兄弟们!情况怎么样
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怎么那么晚？
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真过份
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喂
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怎么样嘛，现在稍为像样点的
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都给人家吊走啦
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都给人家吊走啦
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哎!我刚才碰到一个非常漂亮的
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是吗?在哪里呀?啊
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给放了她一马
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车
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我怎么会滥杀无辜的呢?
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我告诉你们
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如果今天晚上你们全都没表现的话
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账单自个儿付
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不要那么现实嘛
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慢着，不用急
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辉哥呀，看那边
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不是有几个还可以的吗?
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去呀
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那儿不是有落翅膀的吗?
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早就看到了，那种货色不上段
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那几个是后备组来的
先搁会儿再说
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打球呀，还不是后备组先上嘛?
来吧
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先过去泡一泡，反正闲着也是闲着
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是呵
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哎呀，我不要嘛，哈哈
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Hi，亮妞
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你好吗?
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哎!千万别叫亮妞，少来这一套
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哎!光漂亮没用呀
难得的是有气质
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来呀!
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还等什么呢
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自己找位置呀
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坐过点呀，我坐这儿
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我呢?我也要坐这儿
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抢什么抢，一点儿规矩都没有
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我来自我介绍
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我叫吴晓辉，猴子，铁公鸡
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嘻…好吗?
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凯子，所有的外号都是我起的
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我叫Linda
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她叫Pauline，Maurine，Doreen
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所有名字都是我起的
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哗!我好兴奋呀
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少丢脸
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谢谢，四十二块
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喂，机会来啦
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给呀
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给呀，叫你付钱就付吧
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爽快点嘛
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没啦，大失良机了
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我们习惯了自己付
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妈说过不要贪小便宜
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有家教
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我们做朋友，就到此为止好啰
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够义气
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要是没辙的话就回来吧
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够意思
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只有三个，都那末漂亮，谁先土
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我好兴奋呀
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哎，照老规矩吧，长的先上
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我长
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我这根最长，看我的
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各位小姐
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你是什么意思嘛?
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没什么，我想跟你赌两百块
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赌你不敢跟我交个好朋友
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那就是说要不就收你
两百块跟你做朋友
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要不就输给你两百块
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叫你滚蛋是不是?
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没错，输赢都不亏本，够绝了吧?
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赌大点怎样?
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赌大点?怎么大法
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五百呢？
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五百?好!还有点剩，就赌五百
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我赌你呀
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没胆量
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跟我做过份亲蜜的朋友
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怎么打人?
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还不快点滚!钱都收过了
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太过份啦
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挨了一耳光，真厉害
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你们要是够朋友
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就别在这个时候笑话我
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看我吧
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晴天霹雳，晴天霹雳呀
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想不到我大好青年，居然患了绝症
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只剩三个月生命该死
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死不要紧
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要紧的是我内心充满无限的爱情
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不知道应该献给哪一位
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有谁愿意跟我分享
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这段没手尾的爱情
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小姐，你愿意吗?
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你没见我多冷酷
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那你怎么样?
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不要脸
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小姐，是你的了
你是我最后的希望
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本来嘛还有点意思
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不过你最后才问我
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你当我是什么呀，没人要呀
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也没希望，不要紧，不要紧
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继续跳舞，下一位
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喂，泡上了没有?
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这有什么好笑的，早知道会撞板
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00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,040
不过没那几个妞还真辣手
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想随便挑一个都不成
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凯子，该你啦
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我怎么成?说我我只负责给钱
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你们负责找妞的嘛
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什么?你当我们扯皮条呀?
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我们!给你壮胆，不用怕，去
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去呀
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上!…去呀，真没用
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哎!修理他
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好呵
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喂!是不是有话要说
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是呀
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那就坐下呀
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不是这儿，是那儿
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哦！好!好
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像个大木头，会不会喝酒呀
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不会
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跳舞呢?
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不会
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那你来干嘛?
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我是负责给钱的
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你怎不早点把优点说出来呀，来
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我教你跳舞请
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好呀!好呀
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走吧，傻蛋
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接住
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喜欢抱木头
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你拉风，这下他神了
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喂，帮帮忙，给我们想办法呀
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我现在快蹩死了
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我这儿也登登的
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你当我是消防员呀
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干嘛吗?帮帮忙啦
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喂…也该轮到你的了
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我弃权呀
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弃权什么，呐，要丢脸一块儿丢
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上
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你有姐姐吗?
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想怎样?
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哦，我想找个女朋友
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我姐姐才不要认识你这种人
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哗，架子还挺大，那就你吧
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我是无所谓，随便有个妞就可以了
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要阿猪，阿狗也不要你呀
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真的吗?哎!阿猪阿狗，赶快过来
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是!来啰
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00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:56,160
交朋友之道贵乎坦白，诚恳
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别老向人家打坏主意，居心不良
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我们决心改过的了
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不用，别人为你们自己读得书多
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家里又有点钱
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别以为你就玩世不恭
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香港有钱有学问的人多的是
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不过你们俩稍为突出了一点
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好了，各安天命了
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小姐!贵姓呀?
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你呢?
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喂…他过来了
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走呀
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走…为什么？
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他现在意乱情迷，最容易认识了
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我这样认识他
跟其他女的不是一样
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那怎办?
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我自有办法
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对不起，对不起
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那边，那边
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为了区区一个女子搅到神魂颠倒
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真是没出息，忘掉她
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换钱
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换钱?等会儿吧
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干它，干它
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你干还是我干嘛?
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我们一起干
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打章牌给我上呀
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这章怎样
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不是这一章
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喂!你们俩口子想抬桥子?
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你轮急了
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抬什么桥子啊?输了钱不服气丫?
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看着吧
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摸牌嘛你
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哈，自摸满贯
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警察来了
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00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,120
阿爸阿妈，警察来了
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00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,640
好呀!牌乱了
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00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,320
喂…怎么啦
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00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,480
想要较呀?我才不怕警察呢
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你要赖
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00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,400
警察来查嘛
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00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,760
天皇老子也不怕
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什么事呀
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00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:12,800
你这死鬼，又来例乱呀
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给钱!给钱!给钱
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00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,040
你呀，就是皮，哎…快点给钱嘛
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00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,000
晓辉呀，下次你早点进来好不好
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还啰囌什么的，快给钱
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00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,960
晓辉呀，怎不叫人，七叔，七婶
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百，百一，百二，百三，找钱呀
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00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,400
妈呀，珠珠呢?
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00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,040
厨房里有汤，自己热一下喝了吧
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00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,000
不是呀，外头没人看场呀
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找给我两块
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珠珠不在吗?
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没事了，你们玩吧
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00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,960
你别妄想我们会重拾旧欢呀
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珠珠，你听我解释嘛
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我不听，我不要听!你不用解释了
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我明明看见你食Mimi的猪肠粉的
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我做证人
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00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,000
我肚子饿嘛
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如果你是喜欢我的
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就饿死都不会食
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食过人家的口水
我以后都不理你了
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00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:10,080
总之我们之间感情破裂，一刀两断
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00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,240
说得对
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00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,360
不要嘛
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00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,640
食过人家的口水
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00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,120
我把它吐出来就是了
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00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,920
吐也没有用的了
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00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,640
你送给我的东西，我全部还给你
357
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,880
烂尺子，烂铅笔
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00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,280
铅笔盒呢
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00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,320
铅笔盒是分手费
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00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:33,960
不可
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00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,880
哼!你这赖皮狗，啰喱八苏的
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00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,160
还不给我滚
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00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:43,240
去呀，快去呀!喂!还不快走
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00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,480
被人甩了还赖在这干什么?
365
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,600
三年级就学人泡妞
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00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,520
对呀
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00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,880
那你是几年级的?
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00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,280
五年级啰
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00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:58,960
哥哥
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00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,320
还不快点叫你的罗密欧回家去?
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00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,920
Pierre呀，你去吧
372
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:05,920
呀!时候不早了，我先走啦
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00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,560
Pierre，Pierre呀
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00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,560
记住明早在路口等我上学呀
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00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:14,600
OK
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00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,320
不用了，明天早上我送你
377
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,600
唉!爱情真是多波折
378
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,840
人小鬼大，你可别乱来呀
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00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,520
别乱盖，这不叫乱来，叫恋爱
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00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,760
恋爱?你知不知道会影响学业
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00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,800
我知道，所以我每年都考第
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00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,160
阿哥呀，你以前读书那么差
383
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,560
定没有谈恋爱
384
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,920
好，我想清楚了再教训你
蛋糕呢?
385
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,800
准备好了，跟我来
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00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:47,400
八万
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00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,600
富贵迫人来呀
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00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,880
再糊牌呀
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00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,600
我可要翻脸不认数了
390
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,720
翻脸也要糊的了
又自摸满贯，给钱
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00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,160
好呀!又可以推牌了
392
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,760
这两个死鬼头
393
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,680
我一糊牌你们就来捣乱
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00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,640
开灯，开灯呀
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00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,960
开灯呀
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00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,920
你看这…，怎办呢
397
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,360
好家伙，这回来的刚刚好
398
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,280
你们兄妹俩就是会捣乱
399
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,040
不要紧啦，再打过嘛，消遣而己
400
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,000
是吗?
401
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,080
快点讲呀
402
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,640
阿爸，阿妈今天是你们银婚纪念日
403
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,520
银婚?
404
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,520
对了，阿冯
今天是我们银婚纪念呀
405
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,320
银婚纪念有什么了不起
给钱!给钱
406
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,040
给什么钱呀?你的牌我都没看过
407
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:38,640
姓赖的?
408
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,920
算啦!今天是银婚纪念嘛
409
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,080
银婚是多少年呀?
410
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:45,960
是廿五年
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00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,600
黄脸婆，我跟你睡了廿五年啦
412
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,920
没有弄错吧?
413
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,920
我们小女儿跟你晓辉是同年出生的
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00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,080
我们女儿今年都不止26岁了
415
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,920
一定有毛病
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00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,400
是有毛病啊
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00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,400
别说啦
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00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,560
你别吵我们那个时候又没有
419
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,960
不要跟人家说啦!没卖避孕套呀
420
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,240
幸好没有，要不然就没我们了
421
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,360
你呀!这种事你也好意思说
422
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,120
妈呀，快点切蛋糕啦
423
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,680
买蛋糕怎不买个四四方方的呢
424
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,720
这多吃亏呀少了好几角
425
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,480
还蛮Romantic的嘛
426
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,120
吹蜡烛吧，我肚子饿了
427
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,040
来呀，吹呀
428
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,080
你的口水呀，老鬼
429
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,680
这两洋鬼子放在这儿干什么
430
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,440
切嘛，切嘛
431
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,240
两个洋鬼子就是你们俩
432
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,320
快点切嘛
433
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,400
不圆不方的怎么切呀
434
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,520
让我来呵
往中心插一刀不就成了吗
435
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,400
好呀，好呀，好呀
436
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,160
我早跟你说过应该买块烧肉的
437
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,400
下次再买，记住买个四方的
438
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,160
可多食几块嘛
439
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,600
是的，是的，下次我买包面粉
440
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,920
让你自己做
441
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:04,960
来呀，食呀
442
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,680
食丫，来，来
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00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,640
早上好
444
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,720
早!勤快点
445
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,240
什么
446
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,360
我是说努力工作，学了三个月日文
447
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,880
连这句话都听不懂
448
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,480
老板，日文很难学的呀
449
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,080
那日文老师又不漂亮
450
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,120
泡日本妞
451
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,400
不一定要会日文嘛
452
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,680
想起三年零八个月就火大了
453
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,520
大你个头
454
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,880
你这家伙串同别人跟老子作对
455
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,720
现在我们是做生意
456
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,320
日文是很实用的
457
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,120
如果日文专科夜校不能毕业
458
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,520
你们全都不能加人工
459
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,600
各守岗位，各尽本份
460
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,320
不可以偷懒，阿荣
461
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,080
是
462
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,200
你的眼睛千万不能离开收钱机呀
463
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,880
是的，爸爸
464
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,080
老板
465
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,080
你这家伙
466
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,560
如果你再这样子
我就一棍把你打死
467
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:51,880
谢谢光临
468
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:52,800
谢谢
469
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:13,440
喂
470
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,800
亮妞
471
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,600
受不了
472
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,440
是我的
473
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:29,880
你的?
474
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,520
这店里所有的东西
475
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,680
不是我的是谁的呀
476
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,720
那你去吧，我替你看看这收钱机
477
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:36,160
我信贼也不信你呀
478
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,360
那我来
479
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:40,880
大家心平气和
480
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,680
你们都看到啦
481
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,960
这一看就知道
482
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,640
非等闲之辈可以吃得住的
483
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,920
我吃亏点，来个示范表现
484
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,880
看一下好了，千万不要呀
485
00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,280
这话怎么说?
486
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,640
缩水，脱色，坏拉链
487
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,760
样样齐，同样货色
488
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,960
这里买一条在西门町可以买三条
489
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,480
你蛮会跟老板作对的嘛
490
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,560
做生意事小，交朋事大嘛
491
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,920
我不是对每个人都这样说的
492
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,120
我的格言是，交朋友嘛
493
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,280
要贵乎坦白，诚恳，唔!真的
494
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,560
那是说我不用看啰
495
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:22,640
那也不是呀
496
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:24,320
好的都给我们收起来了
497
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,120
来!转过身看看
498
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,440
十四，廿二，三十四，唔?
499
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,840
差不多啦
500
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,640
我很少走眼的呀
501
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,640
猴子，拿一条廿二裤腰的名牌货
502
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,200
咱们有吗?
503
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,840
随便给他一条好了，他在装蒜
504
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,240
哗，他泡妞真有一套
505
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,560
尺码配身材，颜色配眼睛
506
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,040
让我来看看你的灵魂之窗
507
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:58,000
像水晶一样透明，像湖水般清澈
508
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,480
是艺术极品
509
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,920
小姐，这一条一定合你
进去试试吧
510
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,960
不用试了，既然尺码颜色都合
511
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,920
就听你的话啰
512
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,480
定又是找我的
513
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,680
喂!找哪位
514
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,360
我是老板呀
515
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,560
Loretta?干什么
516
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:27,160
请我看电影?常在我心间?不用了
517
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,200
我跟谁去看你一定要知道吗
518
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,440
你是不是晓辉呀?
519
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:32,840
你一定要知道?
520
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,400
小姐呀，你叫什么名字呀
521
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,560
小姐呀，你叫什么名字呀
522
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,440
Jo Jo呀
523
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,400
要跳楼呀?爬高点呀
524
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,480
这女人真麻烦，对不起呵
525
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,560
刚才借你来挡架
526
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:50,640
怎么你习惯了这样对女朋友的呀
527
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,880
不是!我是想长痛不如短痛而己
528
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,880
其实我很想请你看电影
529
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,520
不要啦，我请你看吧
530
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,480
好呀!其实谁请谁都无所谓啦
是吧
531
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:06,800
哗
532
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,160
多少钱呀?
533
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:10,600
百二十五块
534
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,800
替我包起来
535
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,960
包起它
536
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,120
现在超等多少钱一张票?
537
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,760
没多少钱，要是陪你去看呀
538
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:19,840
更无所谓了
539
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,440
就是看前座也是享受啊
540
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:26,000
不行，哪，这里是一百五十块
541
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:27,960
剩下的不用找啦
542
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,720
你自己买张票看过够
543
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,720
其余的买爆米花吃吧
544
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:39,360
呵 高 段啊
545
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,920
他来了，他来了，快点准备
546
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,320
还吃什么冰琪琳
547
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,040
你们都听住，摆的是英雄救美局
548
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,720
定要让他有英雄感，大家认真点
549
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,360
不行呀
550
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,120
我要是打他一拳，他定管没命
551
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,040
所以呀，认真归认真
千万别伤人呀
552
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,280
这点是最重要的
553
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,000
救命呀!救命呀
554
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,600
非礼
555
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,080
不要走呀
556
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,600
救命呀!救命呀
557
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,720
哦?强奸!强奸关我什么事
558
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,480
就当没听见吧
559
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,760
准备，准备
560
00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:56,080
走为上策呀
561
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,440
杀呀…杀、杀，杀呀，我打
562
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,440
虎鹤双形，大鹏展翅，我叉叉叉叉
563
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,320
螳臂挡车
564
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,560
泰山压顶
565
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,720
相形见绌，走呀
566
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,200
英雄!别去呀
567
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,320
救命呀，救命呀
568
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,000
怎么是你呀
569
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,840
是你呀?先生你要救救我呀
570
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,280
不行!不行!这个不行
571
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,280
你不救我呀?
572
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,240
不是不救你，是要看情形啊
573
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,480
你打这出去一定碰到他们的
574
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,360
真的?那不行
575
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:50,760
不能到楼下
576
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,080
他们还有很多人在那儿
577
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:52,800
那怎么办
578
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,800
到五楼，五楼一定没人
579
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,280
对
580
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,120
走!快点，走
581
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:22,440
别动呀，别动呀!各位英雄，前辈
582
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,120
可别乱来呀
583
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,160
有事慢慢讲慢慢说清楚
584
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,360
不用讲，学人护花
585
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,720
不是护花，是花劫呀
586
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,560
好一个救美英雄!动手呀
587
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,000
不救，我哪来胆呀，不敢
588
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,920
哗、哗!糟糕了
589
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,640
好棒呀!哗!真扎实呀
590
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,920
你朋友好扎实呀，扎实呀
591
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,280
不要打哎，不要打呀
592
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,280
我不认识那个女的
593
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,640
你们要把她怎样都行
594
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,280
我都无所谓，我很潇洒的
595
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,960
不要让他过来呀，我有武器的
596
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,240
我身上有武器的，滚回去
597
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,400
不要过来呀，不要过来呀
598
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:20,880
我的武器杀伤力很强的
599
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,320
杀伤力很强的，很强的
600
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:25,560
快动手!喂，千万别太认真，上
601
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:38,480
不要 不要
602
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,480
做得好，做得非常好
603
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,840
快躺下来装晕，他就成了英雄了
604
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,480
不要过来呀!不不!英雄
605
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,680
哼，别以为我
606
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:34,520
吴晓辉好欺负
607
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:45,280
嘿!你，起来再打呀
起来，起来啊
608
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,560
啊 糟了
609
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,360
声明在先啊，我不是故意的
610
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,560
绝对不是有心的
611
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,480
你踩我老二，我放过你
612
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,800
我娘也不放过
613
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,720
你个王八蛋，哼!打死你
614
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,360
老兄呀
615
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,200
小强，小强，不要打啦
616
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:10,720
你放手呵，你弄出人命啦
617
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,480
我打死你!你滚开
618
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,160
快打死人啦，快点拉开他呀
619
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,080
你们放手，我要打死他
620
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,200
超叔
621
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,360
你们放手啊!听到了没有?
622
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,600
走啊
623
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:30,160
小强!不要打啦，要打，打你爸吧
624
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,440
打死阿爸吧
625
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,440
这件事连你妈都不知道的了
626
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,600
很复杂的，回家再说吧，走啊
627
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:58,280
开溜了?胆小鬼，不战而退
628
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:02,160
根本打不过我，有种的出来打过
629
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,440
以为我好欺负，没错
630
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,480
你没事吧
631
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,840
笑话，我样子像吗
632
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,880
像啊，不过谢谢你救了我
633
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,080
小事情不用谢
634
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,040
稍有血性的男子汉，都做得到
635
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,800
我只不过来得更洒脱点
636
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,960
被强奸呀?
637
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:22,960
没有
638
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,360
没有就好了
639
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,960
我现在去拿车，你呢?
640
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:28,120
我......
641
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,120
考虑什么
642
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,960
这样好了，如果你再碰到那些人
643
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,360
就大声叫我
644
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,720
我跟你去
645
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,240
这才像话嘛…唉
646
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:54,520
你不怕警察呀?
647
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,120
没听说过警察开一百公里吧
648
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,400
你怕亏本呀?
649
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,920
搂着我呀，这叫第一类接触
650
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:10,760
坐好啊!你现在到哪儿去
651
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:22,840
回家呀
652
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:24,920
你知道我家在哪儿吗
653
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,000
我管你住哪里，是回我家
654
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,160
你应该知道什么叫知恩图报的了
655
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,160
你也不必搂得那么紧
656
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,880
要不是你救了我
657
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,280
那可惨了
658
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,000
定给他们强奸啰
659
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,880
你家里有没有人?
660
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,760
问这干什么?
661
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,640
反正做人也没什么意思，死了算了
662
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,120
有你陪我一起死，我死而无憾
663
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,520
咱们说清楚，我可不想死
664
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:13,680
你失恋啊
665
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,840
你家住在哪里呀，小姐?
666
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,840
我不想回家
667
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,760
我告诉你啊，要么就在这儿下车
668
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,640
要么就送你回家
669
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,160
那送我到表姐家吧
670
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,760
真扫兴
671
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,120
就在这里呀?
672
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:43,640
不是那边!谢谢你啊
673
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,680
不客气，早点睡吧
674
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,720
Bye Bye
675
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,760
哪里可以找到你?
676
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,120
哪里找我?你应该知道的
677
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,360
就是上次那家牛仔裤店呀
678
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,440
对不起啊，晚安
679
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,640
喂，来来来
680
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,200
什么事呀
681
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,720
凡事看开一点
682
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,200
这世界上美好的男子多的是
683
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,240
千万别做傻事呀
684
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,240
为什么你不问我电话呢
685
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,000
问电话?我不习惯啊
686
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,840
你电话几号?
687
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,240
913602，没事别打电话给我
688
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:37,880
我最怕别人烦我
689
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,000
他一大早就守着电话，我看有问题
690
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:04,400
思舂呀，这副德性，一定是思舂啦
691
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,320
哈哈
692
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,280
铁公鸡?飞走了
693
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,840
大哥呀，我可没得罪你呀
694
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,280
还好，没有女孩子打电话到这儿来
695
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,680
哈哈
696
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,680
猴子上树了
697
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,720
有种，我服了你
698
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,000
有电话找我别叫我听嗯
699
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
是不是说你殉情自杀了?呀
700
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:36,080
杀你个头
701
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,520
哈哈
702
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,640
喂，他不在呀
703
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,640
喂
704
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:47,160
找老板的!等电话就等啦
705
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,400
装什么蒜？
706
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,720
就是啊谈恋爱嘛，这有什么
707
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,840
是呀，嗯
708
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,200
你们听着，我生气了，提早收工
709
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:56,320
唔
710
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,800
Hi
711
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,000
哗!峰回路转，错纵复杂
712
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,680
如果你明白什么叫知恩图报的话
713
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,560
会儿我说的可别当真啊
714
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,800
你尽情发挥吧
715
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,200
看电影?上次我请你，你摆架子
716
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:26,920
这次嘛，你请我呀
717
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,480
我要考虑，考虑了
718
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
用点心思吧，也许会答应你的
719
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,400
这个故事教训你，帅的人不好惹的
720
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,120
有机会就把握住
721
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:44,040
上次的事情，是你自己讨没趣
722
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,760
看够了没有?
723
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,240
今天除了你之外，我都不会看的
724
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:07,520
我信你才怪
725
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:11,280
不信?我看…，我把你印在脑子里
726
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,200
我脑海只有你一个
727
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,040
小心踩到人呀
728
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,400
没事，嘻…没事…嘻没事呀
729
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,920
没事呀，没事呀
730
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:26,520
小心呀
731
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,440
你怎么搞的
732
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,200
对不起…，没事，嗯，哎呀，没事
733
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,920
你瞎眼的呀
734
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,840
是，我是瞎子
735
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,320
你瞎刚才还看到你买的啤酒
736
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,760
对不起，对不起呀
737
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,040
奇迹!我看到了，看到了
738
00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:41,360
我重见天日啦
739
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,560
重见天日
740
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,400
这个好
741
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:05,880
再来一个
742
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,200
让我来吧
743
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,120
真过瘾，真过瘾
744
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,080
越伤得重越好呀，只要不死就行了
745
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,240
我不理你啦
746
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,040
你怎样
747
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,440
爱情真伟大，我没事啦
748
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,880
没事啦，唔…没事
749
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,760
来呀…走吧
750
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:08,920
6月24号
751
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,560
他们两个开货车到深井吃烧鹅濑粉
752
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,320
开货车?
753
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:16,880
货车?
754
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,200
是偷来的，呀!我后来才知道的
755
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,360
现在的年青人做事真是
756
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,560
做事不顾后果呀!是不是
757
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:31,800
所谓年少气盛，莫视法纪
758
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,280
你不要打岔好不好
听人家说下去呀
759
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:37,800
我可以继续了吧?
760
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,280
继续吧，继续吧
761
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,800
6月25日吴晓辉带Jo Jo
762
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:46,080
去九龙塘的假日别墅
763
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:52,560
别墅…别墅…
呵!别墅隔壁的公园呀
764
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,400
他们两个人进去谈心谈心
谈心谈到
765
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,080
谈到，谈到…谈到天亮呀
766
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,800
不是呀，我睡着了
767
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,560
不知道发生了什么事
768
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,080
6月26号
769
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,240
不要再说下去了
770
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,920
听到现在也应该有个结论了
771
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:18,200
不错，吴晓辉
772
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:22,800
正如我们所料，他已经堕入情网了
773
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,360
现在我们要进入第二阶段的实验
774
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,840
就是要激发他的奋斗心呀
775
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,520
那可棒极了，请我参加大学同学会
776
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:36,680
同学会而己嘛
777
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,760
不过，像你这年纪还读大学
778
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,440
似乎超龄了吧?
779
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,520
我在大学做助教的
780
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,600
哦!那就好了
781
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
我们俩都在社会工作身份差不多嘛
782
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,120
那你今晚上一定要来呀
783
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,360
当然啦!这种盛会，没有我怎么行
784
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,240
不过到时绅士淑女，衣香鬓影
785
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,600
我却一向随便，不怕突出吗
786
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:03,680
随便穿可以啦
787
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:05,680
那我就随便了
788
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:07,520
只要吴晓辉还有自卑感
789
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:08,920
我们就一定会成功
790
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,040
晓辉
791
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:32,240
Hi! Hello，你好吗?
792
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,280
怎么这样隆重呀?
793
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:36,840
不会令你丢脸吧?
794
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:38,960
我的自用车就绑在那棵树下
795
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:43,520
你再不请我进来啊
796
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:44,920
我可要破窗而入了
797
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,400
往那边去啊
798
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,240
往那边去啊
799
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,680
你真差劲呀
800
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:55,880
你们好
801
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:00,400
怎么他穿成这样子?H
802
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:02,880
你怎么那么迟?
803
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,400
你的Party，我当然要好好打扮
804
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,000
他们都看着你呢
805
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,040
你的礼服呀
806
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,920
他们的衣服太随便了，毫无气氛
807
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:22,640
不过，也对
808
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,320
年青人嘛，是应该无拘无束的
809
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,440
来!我介绍朋友给你认识
810
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:27,400
好
811
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:34,440
这位是张教授
812
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,000
欢迎，欢迎
813
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,000
你好
814
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,760
陈工程师、李建筑师
815
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,400
黄医生、梁会计师
816
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,000
哗，不得了，不得了
817
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,640
全都是年青有为啊!好极了
818
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,080
久仰大名，如雷灌耳
819
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,000
这位是
820
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,880
我是吴售货员，卖东西的
821
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,600
对了，我们刚刚在讨论一个问题
822
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,360
呀…好呀，好啊
我们一起来讨论啊
823
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:07,720
哦，我们刚刚谈到
824
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,360
怎样利用欧基利德原理
825
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,560
去推算哈雷彗星在宇宙运行的偏差
826
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,120
请问你明白吗?
827
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:19,640
丫
828
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,320
太复杂，太复杂了
829
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,320
说话要衡量一下别人的程度
830
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:31,360
如果人家跟你研究推销那你怎样
831
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,760
对了，吴先生，你卖什么
832
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,040
我是卖牛仔裤的，你们不介意吧?
833
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:42,560
哦!不介意…，职业不分贵贱嘛
834
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,640
当然啦
835
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:45,680
职业跟牛仔裤的颜色完全一样
836
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,040
不管你是湖水蓝，还是翡翠绿
837
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,200
对你本身的质地绝对没有影晌
838
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:50,920
就拿你来说吧
839
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,400
你是医生，我有病呢就来找你
840
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,720
你没裤穿，就来找我
841
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:55,720
你没裤穿，就来找我
842
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,880
走啦!改天再聊
843
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:02,360
你生气啊
844
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:03,880
有吗?
845
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,160
我有事要跟他们谈一谈
846
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:08,480
你先跟我的同学聊聊
847
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,040
无所谓呀!不过快点回来啊
848
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:11,840
讨厌，举目无亲的了
849
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,080
刚才他那自大的态度
850
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,040
看就知道是自卑感作祟
851
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:20,520
其实我觉得
852
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,440
我们不应该这样伤害他的自尊心的
853
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,960
不是伤他的自尊心
854
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,760
是激发他的奋斗心而己
855
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,840
到你了，把手给我看看
856
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,760
看就知道你没有社会经验
857
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,200
个人不经过大风大浪
858
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,560
是绝对不会成功的
859
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:41,680
你读哪一科
860
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:42,560
医科
861
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:43,720
死了条心吧
862
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,520
就算大学毕业，大不了是个兽医
863
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,160
不如转行搞期货啦，告诉你呀
864
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,120
一个人的命运
865
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:51,320
跟牛仔裤完全一模一样
866
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,680
不管你是什么名牌
867
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,760
缩起水来一点办法也没有
868
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,680
你，你读什么的?
869
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:57,760
建筑的
870
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,520
建筑吗?
871
00:54:58,720 --> 00:54:59,120
唔
872
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,200
建筑跟牛仔裤也有密切的关系
873
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,240
以前的旧骑楼房啊，梯级那么老高
874
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,760
穿了牛仔裤呀，跨也跨不上去
875
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,840
直到了20世纪有了升降机之后呢
876
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,520
19世纪呀
877
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:23,120
反正有了升降机以后啦
878
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,800
牛仔裤一下子大行其道
普及社会了
879
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,440
那生物学跟牛仔裤又有什么关系呀
880
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,400
生物?
881
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,120
晓辉
882
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,240
等会儿
883
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,600
我们现在谈论的是绝对有建设性的
884
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:41,600
你读什么的?
885
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,400
心理学
886
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,480
正好
887
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,040
对不起啊
888
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,280
跟有性格的女生谈恋爱
889
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,280
就是那么烦的了
890
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,920
你们记住，女人跟牛仔裤也一样
891
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,480
刚穿上去的时候，硬绷绷的
892
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,280
你穿久了就自然改善!就是这样啦
893
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:10,760
对不起，出去一下好吗?
894
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:16,520
你这态度
895
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,560
是不是嫌我在你朋友面前丢脸了
896
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,200
我不是这个意思
897
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:21,560
其实
898
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,240
只要你肯利用空余的时间多看书
899
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,800
你也可以跟他们一样
900
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,560
为什么要自卑呢
901
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,360
自卑?我15岁失学
902
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:32,920
8岁跟大学生谈恋爱
903
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,480
从来没有自卑的倾向
904
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:38,160
我知道
你是大学生之类的什么东西
905
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:39,840
但是你不必内疚
906
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,520
如果你认为和我一起会开心的话
907
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,920
你就要忘记你的身份会更投入
908
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,760
哎，这里的气氛，我不欣赏
909
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,800
你走不走?我数三声
910
00:56:52,840 --> 00:57:01,320
1，2…真的走了，那不用数三了
911
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,920
5里哇，衣裤啦
912
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:11,560
5里哇，衣裤啦
913
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:19,000
老鬼呀，快去看看你儿子吧
914
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,080
什么事呀
915
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:21,680
他最近不知道中了什么邪
916
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,880
天天埋在书里
917
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:24,760
读书那好啊
918
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,160
读书不是不好
919
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,240
他突然间那么勤快，我好怕
920
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:33,320
也对! 养了那么大
别想不通自杀了
921
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,520
你的乌鸦咀
922
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:43,680
晓辉这么乖!
一边看场还一边念书呀
923
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:51,240
最近他们怎么不来找你玩呀?
924
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,320
没事?
925
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,640
A no ne
926
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,680
SaWSaW
927
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,280
怎样?老鬼，我们儿子在说什么呀?
928
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,920
你儿子当了特务，在学密码呀
929
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:10,840
是真的吗
930
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:11,800
真的
931
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:12,840
唉
932
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,160
你这老不死!差点把我口下昏了
933
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,000
说说笑嘛
934
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,200
哥哥，鸡精呀
935
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:29,400
那么用功!考状元呀
936
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:30,800
不是考状元
937
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:33,000
你哥要成为一个最出色的售货员
938
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,840
爱情真伟大啊
939
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:37,720
太保也会变 Gentleman
940
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,720
躲在家里读书是没有用的
941
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,840
要给人家知道呀
942
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:04,440
前面上二楼就是了
943
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,200
是呀
944
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,600
感谢学业进步，龙马精神啊
945
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,480
臭美
946
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,560
又不是叫你们，管的着吗?
947
00:59:58,920 --> 00:59:59,920
又是他呀
948
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,360
真是扫把星
949
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,040
从心理学的立场
950
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:07,760
去研究病人在精神上的困扰
951
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:12,760
还有这一种困扰所产生的病态行为
952
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,760
是我们心理学医生
953
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,360
共同努力所要做的事
954
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:19,640
OH
955
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,280
我来做旁听的不介意吧?
956
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:24,000
他来旁听的?怎么这样子?
957
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,200
坐呀
958
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,320
作为一个心理学医生呢
959
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,200
我什么都看到了，非常生气啊
960
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,960
听见了?气的”咕咕”晌了
961
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,760
有什么事，一会儿再说，别胡闹呀
962
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:56,520
尽力而为
963
01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,480
不过我对自己完全失去信心了
964
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,760
我们会很容易被病人的言语
965
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:03,400
行为娱导的
966
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,920
Miss江，我们来做个实验吧
967
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:08,120
好呀
968
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,040
你替我充心理医生
969
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:12,600
还需要一位同学做病人
970
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,720
我吧
971
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,160
好
972
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,600
反正我近来心病多得很呐
973
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,080
Paul，帮帮忙吧
974
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,160
搬桌子来吧
975
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:28,800
第一次Approach病人呢
976
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,120
最好用最普通的话题
977
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:32,880
来表示自己对他的关何
978
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,640
Miss江，可以开始了
979
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:36,000
好呀
980
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,480
最近什么事使你不开心呢?
981
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,040
我最不开心的事
982
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,360
就是有一句话始终没有机会跟你说
983
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,920
那你可以暂时当我是你的对象
984
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:03,400
有什么心事，你尽管说
985
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,960
你是不是想说你爱她
986
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,440
不是!如果是，也是说“我爱你”
987
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:09,640
不是爱她
988
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,960
爱情呀，完全是一种感觉
989
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,680
不能光靠语言的
990
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,000
不能光靠语言的
991
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:20,640
各位同学，静一点，静一点
992
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:25,560
我要告诉你，我最近没有去找你
993
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,560
没有打电话给你
994
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,160
但并不表示我不想见到你
995
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:32,960
只是我每天在家读书
如今学业有成
996
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:38,720
日文测验，拿了82分，嗯，82分啊
997
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,520
只是日文的柳打还不会说而己
998
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,000
好
999
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,320
我不知道你有什么感受
1000
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,000
总之，我认为你不迁就我
1001
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,160
我就可以迁就你
1002
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,000
对我来说要成为一个知识分子
1003
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,360
绝不是一件难事
1004
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,760
难的是如何令你Happy
1005
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:03,680
爱情真的可以改变一切
1006
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:07,280
爱情关你屁事
1007
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,800
你那儿懂爱情
1008
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,080
我还没有问你呀，你凭什么亲她?
1009
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,280
晓辉
1010
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,240
你住咀!
严格的来说呢，你也是罪人
1011
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,080
如果在我们乡下，早就拉去示众了
1012
01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:19,520
你
1013
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:21,240
你呀!给我出去
1014
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,840
你是我马子，住咀
1015
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:32,920
怎么会说?我不是有心的
1016
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,680
怎么会说马子呢
1017
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,200
反正已经翻脸了
我也不用跟你斯文
1018
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,800
我警告你!你小心点吧
1019
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:45,200
往后见你一次，就打一次
1020
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,640
对不起了，同学们，打搅你们了
1021
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,920
Jo Jo Jo Jo
1022
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:54,720
讲清楚呀
1023
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,480
到底是你生气还是我生气
1024
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:58,360
你错还是我错呀?
1025
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:02,160
好，好，算了，是我错，握手言和
1026
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:07,840
你会不会开车的呀
1027
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,920
我刚才差点给车撞了
1028
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,000
你过马路可要小心啊
1029
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,800
全部都是我的错，好不好?
1030
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,520
人家会笑我们呐
1031
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,000
认真点，爱情不是说着玩的呀
1032
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,960
你再不理我，我要调头走了
1033
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:34,840
是不是呢?
我就知道你心里还是痛我
1034
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,320
Jo Jo
1035
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,600
走开呀!我不要再看见你
1036
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:52,520
你想怎样
1037
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:54,320
有了身孕，我们可以马上结婚嘛
1038
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,480
我又没有撒赖不认你
到底要我怎样
1039
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,480
好!年青人，有责任感
很难找的呀
1040
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,200
是啊!看他人品不错嘛，别斗气了
1041
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,760
人家都看不过眼了，你还不原谅我
1042
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,200
你怎么那么凶?
1043
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,960
这你就不对了，你怎么可以打人呢
1044
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,560
关你什么事?臭三八，多管闲事
1045
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,880
老婆打老公有罪吗?走开!走呀
1046
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,440
你打呀，你喜欢就打吧
1047
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,440
你认为打我舒服尽管打
1048
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,440
如果你不想见到我，我就死了算了
1049
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,600
你不要再做小丑了
你争气点好不好
1050
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:42,480
Jo Jo
1051
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:50,280
我答应你，我改过
1052
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,040
你要我怎么改都行
1053
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:55,440
两个星期前
1054
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,320
我只会用国语说我爱你?
1055
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,720
现在我起码会用日文说我爱你
1056
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,440
意思是一样的
1057
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:25,760
以后我要改行，不做小丑，做小生
1058
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:49,800
他这么冲动?
1059
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,680
是呀
1060
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:52,960
是呀，你们不明白的
1061
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:55,400
年青人爱起来就
1062
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:56,920
敢爱敢恨
1063
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,640
爱起来，就不顾一切后果
1064
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:00,440
是呀
1065
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,720
真的，我拍拖的时候
1066
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,600
人家多看我一眼
1067
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,480
我老公就冲过去打人呀
1068
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,800
对呀，像你这样的女人呀
1069
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,080
都有人替你卖命
1070
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,960
何况像Jo Jo这样有条件的女孩
1071
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,560
你什么意思，早知道讲A君B君了
1072
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:23,120
正所谓，窈窕淑女，君子好逑
1073
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,000
逑字有两个读音的
1074
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,760
不要抛书包啦，人家说的是爱情呀
1075
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,000
不过，我始终认为爱情是可以
1076
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,800
自修女，这些情情爱爱的话题呀
1077
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:37,440
我们就不必多开口啦
1078
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,200
Jo Jo回来了
1079
01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:43,440
Jo Jo，我现在宣布
1080
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,920
我们的实验已经进入第三阶段
1081
01:07:46,320 --> 01:07:47,040
从明天开始呢
1082
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,720
不要再说了，我不想做了
1083
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,800
从现在开始，我退出实验
1084
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:08,600
发生什么事了?
1085
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,600
唉!一定是他对你粗言猥语
1086
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,320
毛手毛脚了，你说呀
1087
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:20,200
你不觉得这实验很残忍吗?
1088
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,240
残忍?你说对他残忍
1089
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:26,920
不是对他，是对我
1090
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:29,480
唔?那我就不明白了
1091
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,360
你不明白的事多着呢
1092
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,880
什么?没有Jo Jo这个人?
1093
01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,080
你别走呀!镇定点!镇定点
1094
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:09,800
我怎么会打你呢?
1095
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,320
上回我的心情不好
1096
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,760
有什么得罪你的地方，一笔勾销
1097
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:16,840
好!我有点事要办，失陪了
1098
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:18,800
你听我说啊
1099
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,320
你有没有见过Jo Jo呀
1100
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:22,920
我有两个星期没见她了
1101
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,240
Jo Jo?她已经离开这里了
1102
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:27,680
她被开除了?
1103
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,880
哦?是呀
1104
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:33,360
她跟我念书时的遭遇一样
1105
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,240
真是天生一对
1106
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:38,280
Bye Bye
1107
01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:10,760
你跟他说还是我跟他说呀?
1108
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:45,240
不要碰我，你给我滚
1109
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:47,320
我认识你吗?我不认识你的
1110
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,480
什么叫做实验结束了啊?
1111
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,680
简直是废话，废话
1112
01:10:58,200 --> 01:10:59,480
你以为我没你就不行了吗?
1113
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:03,200
女人? 哼! 满街都是
1114
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,520
我吴晓辉只要手指一勾
1115
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,240
她们就会成群扑过来
1116
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:12,000
这破车搁这儿干吗?
开车!开车呀
1117
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:24,760
晓辉
1118
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:27,360
你走呀
1119
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,680
别以为你离开我
我会为你难过
1120
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,840
为你自杀
1121
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:36,120
我吴晓辉从来不把女人放在心里
1122
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:40,080
你走呀
1123
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:06,240
给我几个铜板
1124
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:12,200
早准备啦，我知道，我知道
1125
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:14,600
失恋了是不是?
1126
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:19,800
爱情呀，就是这么烦人
1127
01:12:19,840 --> 01:12:21,200
看你怎样处理了
1128
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:23,920
处理得好呢，就幸福快乐
1129
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:26,520
处理不好呢，就痛苦悲哀
1130
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,120
没你的事，走开
1131
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,400
你不是我哥哥呢，我就可以不管
1132
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,160
谁叫你是我哥哥呢
1133
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,920
你不要面子，我还要呢
1134
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:39,440
我现在很没面子吗
1135
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,760
你自己望望镜子吧
1136
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:42,640
平时没事还挺神的
1137
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,200
现在受了一点刺激
1138
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,080
就拿游戏机发脾气
1139
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,960
发脾气也没用呀
1140
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,160
幸福要靠自己争取嘛
1141
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:57,760
自卑呀
1142
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,800
让我赠你两句莎士比亚名句吧
1143
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:02,680
莎士比亚名句?
1144
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:07,600
听住啦，你有权不爱我
1145
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,120
但是你没有权阻止我不爱你
1146
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,080
唔，有道理
1147
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:13,800
这个名句呀
1148
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,080
我读幼稚园的时候已经会了
1149
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:19,560
现在时代进步啦，说多了你也不懂
1150
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:21,280
我们之间有代沟
1151
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:30,960
先生，我觉得很好看啊
1152
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:31,720
什么事
1153
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,520
你这里有几朵花?
108朵
1154
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:34,600
要来干嘛用的?
1155
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:35,600
求婚呀
1156
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:37,040
为什么要108朵呀
1157
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,760
你没读过梁山伯108条好汉吗
1158
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:42,360
108代表决心
排除万难，不怕牺牲
1159
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,280
勇往直前，不管是洪水猛兽
1160
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:46,120
牛鬼蛇神统统让路
1161
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:50,680
哗!先生你的勇气可嘉，祝你成功
1162
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,040
谢谢你们
1163
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,520
幸福人儿就在眼前
1164
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:59,320
就是她!上
1165
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:10,280
Jo Jo，开门呀!开门呀，Jo Jo
1166
01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:14,920
开门呀
1167
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:28,680
我现在郑重宣布
1168
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,000
香港最后一个最有爱心的男子
1169
01:14:34,280 --> 01:14:35,280
向你求婚
1170
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:41,720
这些花，不管你接受不接受
1171
01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:43,280
我都当你答应了
1172
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:50,280
不答应?
1173
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:53,400
小姐呀，女厕所我不方便进去
1174
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,280
拜托你把花送进去
跟她说，我爱她
1175
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:00,240
替你送花进去是没问题了
1176
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,240
不过，最后那句话不说可以吗
1177
01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:03,920
好难为情啊
1178
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:08,280
小姐呀!帮人帮到底，送佛送到西
1179
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:09,080
拜托啦
1180
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:11,440
哎，帮帮他吧
1181
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:12,800
谢谢
1182
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,040
我看没希望
1183
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:22,880
他要我把花送给你
1184
01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:24,560
还说很爱你啊
1185
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,360
这花我不要
1186
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:32,880
哎，108也不行，全军覆没
1187
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:57,280
Hello Jo Jo Hello Jo Jo
1188
01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:19,200
今天的天气真好啊
1189
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:10,000
你没事吧
1190
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,080
我知道你还关心我
1191
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:18,080
Jo Jo
1192
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:21,880
喂!你干什么
1193
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,080
没你的事，住咀
1194
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,160
谁也不能把我们分开
1195
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:40,840
我没什么积蓄，你暂时先戴着
1196
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,040
晚上97餐厅等你
1197
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:58,160
不见不散，唔
1198
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:52,000
天亮了
1199
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:53,920
账单给我
1200
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,080
哎，先生等人呀?
1201
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:01,840
哎，先生等人呀?
1202
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:02,760
这么晚还不来
1203
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:03,840
大概不会来了吧
1204
01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,120
麻烦你先付账吧，嗯
1205
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,680
哼!你是什么?说不来就不来啦
1206
01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,280
哎，对不起，是我错，对不起呀
1207
01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:11,480
是我错，对不起，对不起呀
1208
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,120
怎么那么凶
1209
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:19,280
我都说了
1210
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,800
世界上两种人最凶
1211
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,080
恋爱中的女人跟失恋的男人
1212
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:24,920
说咬你就咬你
1213
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,040
还以为女主角来了呢
1214
01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:44,640
哟，等了老半天，原来是个带捧的
1215
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,040
等死你
1216
01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:56,720
晓辉呀，我是谭神父
1217
01:19:57,280 --> 01:19:59,360
你等了好久呀?
1218
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:02,800
以前有没有失恋?
1219
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,320
从来没有认真过
1220
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,640
那来失恋
1221
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,640
实不相瞒呀
1222
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:14,480
我失恋四次了
而且还是在同一天里
1223
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,600
所以，我很了解你现在的心情
1224
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:21,040
如果你现在就消失
1225
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:22,240
我的心情会好一点
1226
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:26,160
也许我帮不了你，不过有一个人
1227
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,760
你别跟我提天主
1228
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:30,840
我还正想提他
1229
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:32,360
其实他也没什么不对呀
1230
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,680
为什么那么多人误会他
1231
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:37,600
是Jo Jo叫你来的吗
1232
01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:39,280
是呀
1233
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,320
那请你转告她，我不会放弃
1234
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:48,440
晓辉，痛苦是难免的
1235
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,520
你要面对现实，她要结婚了
1236
01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:57,640
这戒指是她叫我还给你的
1237
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,800
因父及子，及圣神之名者
1238
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,520
因父及子，及圣神之名者
1239
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,880
亲爱的朋友，我们彼此必须相爱
1240
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:51,040
因为爱是出于天主的凡有爱的人
1241
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,040
都是天主所生，也认识天主
1242
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:57,360
凡没有爱的人，就不可能认识天主
1243
01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,400
因为天主就是爱
1244
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,640
你快点出去截住他
1245
01:22:35,320 --> 01:22:36,160
冷静点，冷静点
1246
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:37,240
我不是来捣乱的
1247
01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:38,720
今天也是我的好日子
1248
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:43,280
年青人，是观礼的就坐在一旁吧
1249
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,480
我不是来观礼的
1250
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,440
你们别怕，我不是来捣乱的
1251
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:57,480
我只不过是来说最后几句
1252
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,520
令自己觉得舒服一点的话
1253
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:01,920
玩出火了
1254
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:03,920
有一天
1255
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:05,920
有个女人，到我们店里买牛仔裤
1256
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,680
她左挑右挑，试了很多条
1257
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:10,000
终于挑了一条
1258
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:11,600
她拿到我的跟前对我说
1259
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:14,720
要横口袋改斜口袋
1260
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,000
裤链改裤钮
1261
01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:17,480
前面多加两个褶
1262
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:20,240
如果是我自己穿，我可不习惯
1263
01:23:21,280 --> 01:23:22,240
但是顾客至上
1264
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:24,720
她要怎样改就怎样改啦
1265
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:26,960
裤子改好之后
1266
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,960
发觉它已经变成西装裤了
1267
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:37,240
我包好拿给她
1268
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,160
但是她居然
1269
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,960
她居然说从来没说过买
1270
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:52,720
只不过是想告诉我
1271
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,360
条裤子的样子应该是怎么样的
1272
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:05,760
我倒无所谓
1273
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:09,480
但这条牛仔裤却哭得很伤心
1274
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:14,400
就问我，那个女人为什么不要他
1275
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:15,920
它有什么错
1276
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:21,200
我对牛仔裤说
1277
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:26,640
人家要的是西装裤，无论你怎样改
1278
01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:29,040
你的质料始终是牛仔布
1279
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:31,840
人家是不会要你的
1280
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:34,880
不会要你的
1281
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,680
我想这件牛仔裤，你是不会穿的
1282
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:52,600
不过你可以把它拿回家当抹布
1283
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:54,400
没事的时候就踩踩它
1284
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,240
至少可以擦干净你的鞋底
1285
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:02,080
如果你嫌它脏
1286
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:04,480
你可以把它扔进垃圾堆
1287
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:25,840
恭喜你，恭喜你
你的实验非常成功
1288
01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:28,440
效果令人非常满意
1289
01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,120
但是后果，后果呢
1290
01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,040
后果你却是绝对不需要负责的
1291
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:47,160
我真的不能没有你的
1292
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:52,800
啊!
1293
01:28:32,160 --> 01:28:33,040
Jo Jo， Jo Jo
1294
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:36,240
你不要过去啦，不要过去呀
1295
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,520
Jo Jo， Jo Jo
1296
01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:56,840
殒石旁的天际是我的家园
1297
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:03,480
漆黑的天际是我的根源
1298
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:09,520
生存只因可为你生
1299
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:10,840
Jo Jo 点呀?
1300
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:12,560
点呀?
1301
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:14,680
Jo Jo 点呀?
1302
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:21,760
谁在路上如无意的想结识我
1303
01:29:22,360 --> 01:29:28,240
在我身边倚靠在我身边旁
1304
01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:35,320
谁在路上燃亮着我心火
1305
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:41,280
停无限温暖在我的心窝结果
1306
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:49,280
闭上眼似是昨日，你的心紧靠着我
1307
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:52,720
让我的热爱奔流
1308
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:56,320
让我全部拥有
1309
01:29:57,240 --> 01:29:59,600
陪伴我到永久
1310
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:05,640
陪伴我信爱可永久到白头
1311
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:16,240
殒石旁的天际是我的家园
1312
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:23,040
漆黑的天际是我的根源
1313
01:30:23,480 --> 01:30:29,880
生存只因我为你生
1314
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:35,800
这介指永远属于你的
1315
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:51,920
谁在昨日用和暖呼吸温暖我
1316
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:57,720
但这呼吸声不再属于我
1317
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:03,920
谁在落日凝望着我拥抱我
1318
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:08,400
我的主意不错吧？
1319
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:10,560
如果不是发生交通意外
1320
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:12,200
你才想不出这种法子呢
1321
01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:15,680
哎，总算完满解决了，所谓呀
1322
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:18,920
好了，好了!快看看Jo Jo吧
1323
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,080
无事喇
1324
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:26,400
Jo Jo呢？
1325
01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:43,040
阴阳错
1326
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:46,720
我想坐顺风车呀
1327
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,080
我是装死
1328
01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:56,240
呀!你可把我害惨了
1329
01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:01,560
我要抱死你
1330
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:07,960
我们现在到那儿去?
1331
01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:09,560
回家啊
1332
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:10,760
你怎知道我家在那
1333
01:32:11,320 --> 01:32:12,240
我管你住那儿
1334
01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:13,440
回我家呀
1335
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:15,000
好呀
1336
01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,840
我要飞啦
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