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CULTURES AROUND THE WORLD
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CELEBRATE COMING-OF-AGE
IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
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OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE,
WE DON'T DO MUCH...
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UNLESS WE HAVE A JEWISH FRIEND.
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JEWISH PEOPLE KNOW
HOW TO PARTY.
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IT WAS CATERED BY STUCKEY'S,
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AND JOSH GOT TO READ
FROM THIS GIANT SCROLL,
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AND THE FONT WAS INSANE.
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I WANT ALL MY BOOKS IN SCROLL
FROM NOW ON.
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PLUS, THEY'RE LETTING ME KEEP
THE HAT.
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I'M GONNA WEAR IT TO CHURCH
NEXT WEEK.
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WOW. SOUNDS LIKE
A HELL OF A BAR MITZVAH.
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OH, IT WAS.
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BUT HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET...
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JOSH GOLDSTEIN
IS SEVERAL INCHES SHORTER
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AND A WHOLE YEAR YOUNGER
THAN ME,
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AND HE'S A MAN NOW?
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BUT I'M NOT?
I DON'T GET IT.
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THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS
IN JOSH'S CULTURE.
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IT'S WHAT THEY DO.
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WELL, DO WE HAVE SOMETHING
LIKE THAT IN OUR CULTURE?
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WE'RE PROTESTANTS.
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WE JUST TRY
TO OBEY THE COMMANDMENTS
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AND KEEP OUR HEADS DOWN.
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REALLY?
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YOU SURE THERE ISN'T SOME
CEREMONY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO
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BUT YOU DIDN'T FEEL
LIKE DOING IT,
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SO YOU JUST FLOATED IT
TO SOME UNKNOWN DATE
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AND THEN PRETENDED YOU FORGOT?
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IF THERE WAS SOMETHING,
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WE CERTAINLY
WOULD HAVE DONE THAT,
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BUT HONESTLY,
THERE'S NOT.
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SO, HOW DO I KNOW
WHEN I'M A MAN?
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WELL,
THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
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I GUESS TECHNICALLY,
YOU'RE A MAN WHEN YOU TURN 18.
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AND SOMETIMES
NOT EVEN THEN.
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NO, AXL, NO!
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I TOLD YOU
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE,
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YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR CRAP
IN YOUR ROOM
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AWAY FROM THE REST
OF OUR CRAP.
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AND WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FIND
YOUR OWN PLACE, ANYWAY?
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I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE.
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ACTUALLY,
I'M MOVING OUT TODAY.
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- AW!
- YEP.
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SAVOR YOUR LAST MOMENTS WITH ME
'CAUSE AFTER TODAY, I'M DUST.
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HUTCH AND I LANDED OURSELVES
A SWEET NEW PAD,
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WHICH WE'RE TOTALLY STOKED
ABOUT.
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WHY, THERE'S MY HOUSE NOW.
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BRILLIANT, ISN'T IT?
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WHILE YOU SUCKERS
ARE STUCK HERE
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THROWING MONEY AWAY
ON THIS PIT,
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WE ARE TAKING A MOBILE
HOUSE PARTY WHEREVER WE GO.
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WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET
THIS THING?
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WHERE DOES ANYONE GET
ANYTHING AWESOME?
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POLICE AUCTION.
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YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THIS WAS
ONCE A MOBILE CRACK DEN.
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IT STARTED AT $600
THEN GOT UP TO $800
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BEFORE WE REALIZED WE WERE
THE ONLY ONES BIDDING.
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WHICH, BY THE WAY,
IS ONLY TWO MONTHS' RENT,
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SO WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
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THE CRACKHEADS WHO GET TO LIVE
IN PRISON INSTEAD OF THIS THING.
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OKAY.
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ANYWAY, ONCE WE GET
SETTLED IN ON CAMPUS,
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WE'LL HAVE YOU GUYS OVER.
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OR WE'LL COME OVER HERE.
EITHER WAY.
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YEAH, WE CAN HAVE YOU OVER
AT OUR HOUSE AT YOUR HOUSE.
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HOW ARE YOU NOT SEEING
HOW GENIUS THIS IS?
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AXL,
DID YOU TWO EV...
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JUST LET HIM GO.
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♪♪♪♪
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WI-FI LOCKED.
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WI-FI LOCKED.
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OH! THERE WE GO!
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"GRANDMA'S WI-FI"...
OH.
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WHICH MEANS,
IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT,
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THE PASSWORD WILL BE
"PASSWORD."
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I'M IN. YES!
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DROP ANCHOR!
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YEAH.
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PHEW!
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FREE WI-FI
AND A PERFECT VIEW.
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HEY, LOOK, WE'RE RIGHT BY
THE PSYCH BUILDING.
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I'M ONLY GONNA BE 10 MINUTES
LATE TO CLASS TOMORROW
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INSTEAD OF 20.
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OH, HELL, YES.
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HEY, DO YOU WANT TO ORDER
CHINESE OR SOMETHING?
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SHARE A FIRST MEAL
IN OUR NEW HOME?
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OH, I'M ON IT.
OH, HANG ON A SEC.
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LET ME JUST LEAN MY HEAD
OUT THE WINDOW
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AND FIND OUT
WHAT OUR ADDRESS IS.
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OH!
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OH.
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♪♪♪♪
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SO THE SHIRTLESS MODEL
IS NOW GONNA BE A PRIEST?
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MM-HMM.
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OKAY,
WHAT CHURCH IS THAT?
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'CAUSE I WILL BE THERE
EVERY SUNDAY.
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RIGHT?
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WELL, YOU SEEM
TO BE HANDLING IT REALLY WELL.
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YEAH.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM.
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I MEAN, SURE, I LIKED HAVING
LOGAN AS MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND,
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BUT I THINK HE STOPPED ME FROM
REALLY PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE.
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I MEAN, I'M IN COLLEGE.
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I AM SUPPOSED
TO BE HAVING FUN
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AND MEETING ALL DIFFERENT
KINDS OF PEOPLE.
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AND I HAVEN'T REALLY
BEEN DOING THAT.
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I HAVEN'T REALLY LET PEOPLE KNOW
THAT I'M AVAILABLE.
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TOTALLY.
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IN HIGH SCHOOL,
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I DATED THE SAME GUY
ALL FOUR YEARS,
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AND I MISSED OUT
ON A TON OF STUFF.
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HIS DAD OWNED AN ISLAND,
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AND EVERY TIME
MY FRIENDS WANTED TO GO OUT,
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I WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T.
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I HAVE TO GO
TO THE ISLAND."
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ANYWAY, THERE'S A PARTY
SATURDAY ON THE FOURTH FLOOR.
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SHOULD BE A LOT
OF HOT GUYS THERE.
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ARE YOU IN?
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OH, I AM SO IN.
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SUE HECK
IS ON THE PROWL!
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DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T DO THAT IN PUBLIC.
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THAT WAS JUST FOR US.
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THANKS FOR AGREEING
TO TALK TO ME.
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WELL, YOU STOOD OUTSIDE MY
BATHROOM DOOR FOR 20 MINUTES.
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I COULDN'T WAIT YOU OUT
ANY LONGER.
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I'M TRYING TO WRAP MY MIND
AROUND THIS MAN THING.
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WITHOUT A DEMARCATION,
HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN I'M THERE?
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IN JOSH'S CULTURE,
IT'S AGE 13.
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IN "PLANET NOWHERE,"
THE SILLIGANS REACH MANHOOD
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AT 1,006
WHEN THEIR EARS FALL OFF.
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I'M FINDING THIS WHOLE
PROTESTANT AMBIGUITY
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VERY UNNERVING.
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LOOK, BRICK,
WHEN YOU'RE A MAN, YOU'LL KNOW.
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THERE'S NO EXACT DATE.
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YOU JUST,
YOU KNOW... FEEL IT.
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SO WHEN DID YOU KNOW?
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WELL, I GUESS WHEN I WAS 16
AND MY MOM DIED.
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MAKES YOU GROW UP FAST.
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IS THERE ANOTHER WAY?
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'CAUSE I'D REALLY RATHER NOT
HAVE TO KILL OFF MOM.
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YOU KNOW, BRICK,
THERE IS SOMETHING.
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IN SOME CULTURES,
A BOY BECOMES A MAN
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WHEN HE LEARNS HOW TO TAKE OUT
THE TRASH BY HIMSELF
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AND REPLACE THE BAG.
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♪♪♪♪
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OH, MAN!
WE GOT A TICKET!
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OH, IT'S A COOL.
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JUST A FLIER
FOR COURTHOUSE PIZZA.
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WE'VE BEEN SENTENCED
TO 8 TO 10 DELICIOUS SLICES.
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OH, THIS DAY JUST KEEPS GETTING
BETTER AND BETTER!
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WHY IS KENNY HERE?
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DID YOU INVITE HIM
TO BE OUR ROOMMATE AGAIN?
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YEAH, I INVITED KENNY
TO LIVE WITH US.
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I THOUGHT, "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS TINY LIVING SPACE NEEDS?
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A GIANT THIRD PERSON."
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WELL, MAYBE HE JUST CAME BY
TO SAY HI.
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WHAT?
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HE TALKED THAT ONE TIME.
IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN.
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HEY, KENNY.
HOW YOU DOING?
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YEAH, IT'S, UH,
GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.
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HOW LONG ARE YOU HERE
TO... VISIT?
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I DON'T GET IT.
PBHT.
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WE KNOW HE CAN TALK NOW.
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YEAH, NOW HE'S JUST BEING
A JERK.
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WELL,
HE CAN'T STAY WITH US.
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I KNOW.
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GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO GO TELL HIM.
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ME? I'M NOT GONNA TELL HIM.
YOU TELL HIM.
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I CAN'T TELL HIM.
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I WAS HIS ROOMMATE
FOR THREE YEARS.
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IT'S GONNA BREAK
HIS HEART.
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WELL, I CAN'T DO IT.
KENNY LOVES ME.
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DO YOU EVER NOTICE
HE ONLY EATS MY CEREAL
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AND DOESN'T EVEN
TOUCH YOURS?
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MM, FINE.
WE'LL BOTH TELL HIM.
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WE'LL TELL HIM
IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL,
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BUT WITH
SUCH A SMALL SPACE,
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THERE'S JUST NO WAY
WE CAN MAKE IT WORK.
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♪♪♪♪
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LOOK, SUE,
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I KNOW YOU'RE NERVOUS,
BUT DON'T BE.
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YOU'VE GOT THIS.
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NOW GET IN THERE
AND BE UNFORGETTABLE.
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NO.
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HI. SUE HECK.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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SUE HECK.
HOW'S IT GOING?
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I WAS IN
AN IMAGINARY RELATIONSHIP
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WITH A SHIRTLESS PRIEST,
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BUT NOW I AM TOTALLY FREE
AND LOOKING FOR ACTION.
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OH.
THAT SOUNDED KIND OF SLUTTY.
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NOW, IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THAT KIND OF GIRL,
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YOU'D BETTER LOOK SOMEPLACE ELSE
'CAUSE THAT IS NOT ME.
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LET ME...
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♪♪♪♪
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SO... YOU EVER HAD
A CONCUSSION?
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SO I DECIDED
IT WAS A BROMANCE.
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UH, ARE YOU OKAY?
I'M FINE.
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THEY SAY IF YOU CAN
TALK, YOU'RE NOT CHOKING.
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THAT'S A LIE.
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I AM CHOKING.
PLEASE SAVE ME.
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WELL, I GUESS WE HAVE
OUR MEET-CUTE STORY.
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I SUCK AT FLIRTING.
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YOU'RE NOT AT COLLEGE
TO FLIRT.
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YOU'RE THERE TO LEARN.
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DON'T YOU HAVE TO GO
SHUT DOWN
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SOME DANCING
IN "FOOTLOOSE" TOWN?
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HONEY, DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF.
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I'M SURE YOU'RE FINE
AT FLIRTING.
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NO, MOM,
I'M REALLY NOT.
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LAST NIGHT, I TRIED TO TALK
TO A GUY, AND I ALMOST DIED.
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NOT METAPHORICALLY.
LITERALLY.
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HE HAD TO HEIMLICH ME.
I HEARD IT'S ON YOUTUBE.
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AW, WELL, LISTEN,
I THINK YOU'RE JUST PERFECT.
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ALTHOUGH,
IF YOU WANT SOME ADVICE,
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I MEAN,
I COULD GIVE YOU A FEW TWEAKS.
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MOM, I NEED TWEAKS.
TWEAK AWAY.
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OH!
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WELL, I MEAN,
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY ONE...
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OH, YOUR WALK.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY WALK?
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NOTHING!
IT'S GREAT!
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IT'S JUST LIKE IT'S A CROSS
BETWEEN A 5-YEAR-OLD AND TIGGER.
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LET ME SHOW YOU.
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SO, YOU GO
SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
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WHICH IS GREAT,
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BUT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING
TO BE ATTRACTIVE TO A GUY,
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO JUST SLOW IT DOWN.
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OKAY?
229
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,480
YOU JUST WANT TO GLIDE
230
00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:12,390
ACROSS THE FLOOR GRACEFULLY,
YOU KNOW?
231
00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,553
WORK YOUR HIPS,
MOVE YOUR ARMS.
232
00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,789
WHEN HAVE YOU EVER WALKED
LIKE THAT?
233
00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,662
OH, I GOT MOVES.
I GOT TONS OF MOVES.
234
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,943
I'M JUST NOT
GONNA WASTE THEM ON YOU.
235
00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:22,663
OKAY, GO AHEAD.
YOU TRY.
236
00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:23,829
OKAY.
237
00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,308
OKAY. OKAY.
YOU'RE GETTING IT.
238
00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,669
UH-HUH.
YEAH, WORK YOUR ARMS.
239
00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,373
OH, MY GOD,
I FORGOT HOW TO WALK.
240
00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,971
OKAY, FORGET THE WALK.
241
00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,926
JUST GET TO WHEREVER YOU'RE
GOING, AND SIT DOWN IMMEDIATELY.
242
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,044
HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
243
00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,311
AND, ANYWAY,
THE WALK ISN'T IMPORTANT.
244
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,549
IT'S ABOUT CONFIDENCE.
245
00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,488
HERE.
PRETEND YOUR DAD'S A CUTE GUY.
246
00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:45,957
ALL RIGHT.
247
00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:50,293
NOW, YOU JUST KIND OF WANT
TO BE ALLURING.
248
00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,791
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE OFF THE
TWO PAIR OF RITE AID GLASSES.
249
00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,665
OKAY.
NOW, ASK ME A QUESTION.
250
00:08:58,738 --> 00:08:59,738
CAN I GO?
251
00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:02,538
NO. YOU CAN'T.
252
00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,043
SEE? SEE?
253
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,342
WORDS ARE EASY, BUT EVEN MORE
IS SAID IN THE SILENCES.
254
00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,007
SO YOU GET SOMETHING
IN YOUR HEAD,
255
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,345
BUT YOU DON'T SAY IT.
256
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,021
SEE WHAT I'M DOING?
257
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,555
I'M BEING MYSTERIOUS.
258
00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:16,715
OH.
259
00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,986
OH, AND LISTEN,
WHEN YOU SIT,
260
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,995
YOU... YOU KIND OF WANT
TO BE SLINKING INTO IT.
261
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,691
LIKE,
THINK OF "S" SHAPES.
262
00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:25,925
OKAY, I GOT IT.
263
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,092
WALK WITHOUT THINKING.
264
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,460
THINK WITHOUT TALKING.
265
00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:29,594
SLINK WITHOUT SITTING.
266
00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,331
OKAY. OKAY.
267
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:32,895
MM-HMM.
268
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,602
I CAN'T DO THE GARBAGE.
269
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,340
MOM'S HEALTHIER THAN EVER.
270
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,642
I'M NEVER GONNA BE A MAN.
271
00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:43,478
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
YOU'RE GONNA BE A MAN.
272
00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:44,848
SUE'S GONNA LEARN
HOW TO WALK.
273
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,358
EVERYONE AROUND HERE
JUST HAS TO STOP
274
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,797
MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL
OUT OF STUFF.
275
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,790
I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
THE CLOCK'S TICKING.
276
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,534
AND I'M NOT LEARNING
ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A MAN
277
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:52,856
JUST FOLLOWING YOU AROUND.
278
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,670
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
I COULD PICK UP SOME TIPS
279
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:55,774
FROM THE GUYS AT YOUR WORK.
280
00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,129
PIZZA!
BOOM!
281
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,366
I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE
YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.
282
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,683
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
WE KNOW THE DRILL.
283
00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,018
WE HAVE THE RIGHT
TO DELICIOUS PIZZA.
284
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,806
ANY TOPPING WE SAY
MAY BE CHARGED AGAINST US
285
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:12,607
FOR AN EXTRA 75 CENTS.
286
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:13,856
CAN YOU JUST GIVE US
OUR PIZZA?
287
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,849
THIS RV'S BEEN PARKED HERE
FOR TWO DAYS,
288
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:17,645
AND THIS AREA OF CAMPUS
ISN'T ZONED
289
00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,015
FOR A VEHICLE
OF THIS SIZE.
290
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,005
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE
THIS THING IMMEDIATELY.
291
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:25,150
IMMEDIATELY... AFTER WE EAT
THE PIZZA WE ORDERED?
292
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,417
YOU KNOW,
IF I START WRITING THIS,
293
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:28,985
IT'S A $350 TICKET.
294
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,793
ANCHOR UP.
ANCHOR UP!
295
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,834
♪♪♪♪
296
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,565
IS THIS FOR SCHOOL?
297
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,606
NO, IT'S MORE OF A PERSONAL
RESEARCH PROJECT.
298
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,800
SO, WHEN DID YOU KNOW
YOU WERE A MAN?
299
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,503
WHEN I WOKE UP
SMELLING SMOKE
300
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,020
AND I CARRIED MY LITTLE BROTHER
THROUGH THE FIERY INFERNO,
301
00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,774
IGNORING
THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN
302
00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,008
UNTIL I FOUND
THE SAFETY OF OUR PARENTS.
303
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,609
WELL,
OUR HOUSE IS A TINDERBOX.
304
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,597
I REMEMBER BACK WHEN
I WAS IN PRAIRIE SCOUTS,
305
00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,817
I HAD ALL THE BADGES
EXCEPT FOR ONE.
306
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,449
THEN MY MOM LOST MY SASH.
307
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,959
MY TROOP LEADER TOLD ME
308
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,824
THAT IF I COULDN'T KEEP TRACK
OF MY SASH,
309
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,955
MAYBE I WASN'T A MAN.
310
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,708
IT'S POSSIBLE I'M NOT ONE.
311
00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,763
LISTEN HERE, BABY MIKE.
312
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,133
YOU CAN'T BECOME A MAN
313
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,695
UNTIL YOU GET OUT FROM UNDER
THE TYRANNY OF THE MAN.
314
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,765
I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE WHEN I WENT
OVER THE WALLS OF MY PRISON.
315
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,140
"EAT YOUR VEGETABLES,
CHUCK.
316
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,906
DON'T DATE YOUR TEACHERS,
CHUCK."
317
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,058
YOU CAN'T BECOME A MAN
UNDER THAT KIND OF OPPRESSION.
318
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:25,449
SO I INKED UP,
GOT A BUSBOY JOB AT CHI-CHI'S,
319
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,579
AND, UH, BECAME THE AWESOME MAN
YOU SEE IN FRONT OF YOU TODAY.
320
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,123
OKAY,
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
321
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,123
LET'S GO.
322
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,716
SHANE HAD TO GO HOME SICK,
323
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,886
SO I'M TAKING OVER
HIS LOAD OF ROCKS.
324
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,759
YOU GUYS,
GET STARTED ON AREA SIX.
325
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,127
CAN I COME WITH YOU?
326
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,564
NO, YOU STAY HERE.
327
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,910
BUT RIDING IN A TRUCK
SOUNDS LIKE
328
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,562
IT WOULD BE
A VERY MANLY THING TO DO.
329
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:43,967
IT'S A SAFETY ISSUE,
BRICK.
330
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,029
PLEASE?
NO! STOP ASKING ME.
331
00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,097
COME ON, MIKE.
TAKE THE KID ON A RIDE.
332
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,233
EVERY DAY'S A GIFT.
333
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,501
DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS COULD BE IT.
334
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,012
THIS COULD BE THE MOMENT.
335
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,241
THIS COULD BE THE STORY
I TELL MY KIDS SOMEDAY
336
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,108
WHEN THEY ASK ME
THE SAME QUESTION.
337
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,618
FINE. HERE.
338
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,096
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL EVEN LET YOU
339
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,645
PULL THE LEVER
TO RELEASE THE ROCKS.
340
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,554
YES!
341
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,923
WHO'S THE MAN NOW,
JOSH GOLDSTEIN?!
342
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,199
♪♪♪♪
343
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,085
HEY. THERE'S MY WORKING MEN!
HOW'D IT GO?
344
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:39,125
WHY DON'T I LET BRICK
TELL YOU?
345
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,854
OH, NO.
OH, YEAH.
346
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,021
HE DUMPED TWO TONS OF ROCKS
ON THE TRAILER STEPS
347
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,564
AND TRAPPED MY CREW
INSIDE.
348
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,141
I HAD TO PULL FIVE GUYS
OUT OF THE HOLE
349
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,292
TO GET
THE OTHER THREE OUT.
350
00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,762
JIM HAD A PANIC ATTACK.
351
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,861
BUT YOU SAID
I COULD PULL THE LEVER.
352
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,769
YEAH, 'CAUSE I THOUGHT
YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH
353
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,808
TO WAIT TO PULL THE LEVER
UNTIL YOU GOT THE WORD.
354
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:56,308
APPARENTLY,
I WAS MISTAKEN.
355
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,153
YOU KEEP ON ASKING ME
WHEN YOU'RE GONNA BE A MAN.
356
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,839
LET ME TELL YOU.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE.
357
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,744
BUT...
I-I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
358
00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,749
GO SOMEPLACE
WHERE I CAN'T SEE YOU.
359
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,146
MIKE.
360
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,847
I KNOW.
361
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,224
♪♪♪♪
362
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,895
♪♪ OH, SILLY BABY,
DON'T YOU CRY ♪♪
363
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,768
OKAY, THIS PARTY'S
GONNA GO WAY BETTER.
364
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,101
I KNOW A BUNCH
OF THESE GUYS.
365
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,766
THEY'RE SUPER-NICE
AND TOTALLY FRIENDLY.
366
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,173
SO JUST STICK WITH ME
ALL NIGHT.
367
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,711
LEXIE, LET'S BOUNCE.
368
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,076
HEY!
369
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:36,577
HI.
370
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,673
HI.
371
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,241
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
HERE BEFORE.
372
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,254
NO, IT'S MY FIRST TIME.
373
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,855
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
374
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:50,590
I'M THINKING SOMETHING,
BUT I'M NOT SAYING IT.
375
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,155
WELL, I'M THINKING ABOUT
SOMETHING AND I AM SAYING IT.
376
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,792
I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE.
377
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,300
♪♪♪♪
378
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,865
AH.
379
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,171
WHERE'S KENNY?
380
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,145
DON'T KNOW.
HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
381
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:08,875
YEAH, I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM,
EITHER...
382
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:09,948
FOR DAYS.
383
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:10,982
WHAT?
384
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,643
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
HE WAS HERE?
385
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,263
WAS HE WITH US WHEN WE GOT
KICKED OUT OF THE WALMART LOT?
386
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,687
NO.
387
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,932
UH, WHAT ABOUT
WHEN WE GOT KICKED OUT
388
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,100
OF THOSE RICH PEOPLE'S
DRIVEWAY?
389
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,956
NOT THEN, EITHER.
390
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,654
HUH.
391
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,009
YOU TOLD HIM WE WERE GOING
TO THE FOOTBALL STADIUM, RIGHT?
392
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,695
OH, MY GOD,
WE LOST KENNY.
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
393
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,291
HE PROBABLY THINKS
WE DITCHED HIM.
394
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,112
OR HE OVERHEARD US TALKING ABOUT
WHY WE DIDN'T WANT HIM.
395
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,280
WHY DID WE THINK
WE DIDN'T WANT HIM?
396
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,704
HE'S THE COOLEST
ROOMMATE EVER.
397
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,865
HE PAYS HIS RENT ON TIME.
398
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,704
HE ONLY TALKS
WHEN IT'S IMPORTANT.
399
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,141
IT'S OKAY.
WE'LL EXPLAIN.
400
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,854
WE'LL JUST CALL HIM
AND TELL HIM WHERE WE ARE.
401
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,779
I DON'T HAVE HIS NUMBER.
ME, EITHER.
402
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,247
WAIT,
WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME?
403
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,943
OOH, LET ME THINK.
404
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:47,043
UH, SOMETHING WITH AN "L"
OR A "T"...OR SOME OTHER LETTER.
405
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,020
LOOK,
HE TALKED ONE TIME.
406
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,134
HE NEVER MENTIONED
HIS LAST NAME.
OKAY, WE CAN SOLVE THIS.
407
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,302
WE'LL JUST DRIVE AROUND
NEAR THE BUILDINGS
WHERE HIS CLASSES ARE,
408
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,259
AND WE'LL LOOK FOR HIM.
409
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,327
WHAT'S HIS MAJOR?
410
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,822
OH, COME ON, MAN!
411
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,265
HEY, I'M GONNA FIND KENNY,
412
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,099
OR MY NAME'S NOT AXL HECK,
AND YOUR NAME'S NOT HUTCH...
413
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,661
WAIT, WHAT...
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?
414
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,797
HUTCHINSON.
415
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,398
WHAT'S YOUR FIRST NAME?
CHARLES.
416
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,942
REALLY?
YES.
417
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,773
OKAY,
AS SOON AS WE FIND KENNY,
418
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,109
WE ARE ALL FILLING OUT
EMERGENCY CONTACT FORMS.
419
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,308
♪♪♪♪
420
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:17,816
HEY, HEY, LEXIE.
421
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,285
LEXIE,
I'M GONNA TAKE OFF, OKAY?
422
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,286
ALREADY?
423
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,447
YEAH, YEAH.
424
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,247
I HAVE A REALLY BIG TEST
IN 12 DAYS
425
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,087
THAT I NEED TO STUDY FOR,
SO...
426
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,855
OKAY, LET ME JUST SAY BYE
TO THIS GUY.
427
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,395
HE WAS JUST TELLING ME
ABOUT THE TIME
428
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,090
THAT HE GOT TO GO
TO THE GRAMMYS
429
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,894
WITH HIS COUSIN
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
430
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,024
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, RIGHT?
431
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,363
TOTALLY.
432
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,063
NO, NO, NO, BUT YOU...
YOU'RE HAVING FUN.
433
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,331
YOU STAY.
434
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:39,481
AH, I'LL CATCH
THE CAMPUS SAFE RIDE.
435
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,167
ARE YOU SURE?
YEAH.
436
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,799
OKAY.
437
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,471
♪♪♪♪
438
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,849
WHERE TO?
439
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:51,976
WILLARD DORM.
440
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,247
YOU GOT IT.
441
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,084
SO, UH,
HOW WAS THE PARTY?
442
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:59,853
EH, IT WAS DEFINITELY TIME
FOR ME TO LEAVE.
443
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:00,985
YOU GOT HERE FAST.
444
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,289
YEAH,
IT'S A PRETTY SLOW NIGHT.
445
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,159
USUALLY, BY NOW,
I'VE GOTTEN BARFED ON.
446
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:07,328
SO, ARE YOU IN A SORORITY,
OR...
447
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,993
NO, NO.
448
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,308
I DECIDED IT WASN'T MY THING
WHEN NONE OF THEM PICKED ME.
449
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,211
I WAS JUST AT THE PARTY
'CAUSE, UH...
450
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,333
I DON'T KNOW.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE.
451
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,742
AND I TOOK FLIRTING ADVICE
FROM MY MOM,
452
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,211
WHICH WAS A BAD IDEA.
453
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,942
HEY,
MY MOM STILL SENDS ME
454
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,126
CARE PACKAGES
WITH STICKERS ON THEM, SO...
455
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,016
AWW, THAT'S CUTE.
456
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,529
OH, YEAH, IT'S...
IT'S ADORABLE, ACTUALLY.
457
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,264
AND INSIDE, SHE INCLUDES
CLIPPED-OUT ARTICLES,
458
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,888
WHICH IS GREAT
'CAUSE THEN I HAVE TO WALK
459
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,367
A MILE TO THE POST OFFICE
TO PICK UP AN ARTICLE
460
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,869
I COULD'VE READ ONLINE,
SO...
461
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,953
I GET ARTICLES, TOO,
FROM MY GRANDMA.
462
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,088
THE LAST ONE I GOT
WAS ON THE LOST ART OF CURSIVE.
463
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,760
THE THING ABOUT SUE IS
464
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,031
SHE'S SOMEONE
WHO ALWAYS TRIES SO HARD.
465
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:47,130
AND FOR THE MOST PART,
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
466
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,835
BUT SOMETIMES,
YOU REALLY SHOW YOUR BEST SELF
467
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,901
WHEN YOU STOP TRYING.
468
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,810
♪♪♪♪
469
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,290
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE
THAT MOVIE. I'M SORRY.
470
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,078
I KNOW.
471
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,161
WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE MY LAST
DROP-OFF OF THE NIGHT.
MM-HMM.
472
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,118
I HAD FUN.
473
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,245
I HAD FUN, TOO.
474
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,982
SORRY ABOUT
ALL THE DRUNK GIRLS.
475
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,250
OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY.
476
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,985
I ENJOY A GOOD
MEGHAN TRAINOR SING-ALONG.
477
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:11,524
ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANK YOU.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
478
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,293
OH, I-I GOT TO WATCH YOU
WALK INSIDE.
479
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,336
YOU GOT TO WATCH ME WALK?
480
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,031
YEAH, IT'S POLICY.
481
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,841
WHAT THE HELL?
GO AHEAD AND WATCH.
482
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,877
SO MAYBE THE EVENING
DIDN'T START OUT SO GREAT,
483
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,143
BUT IT'S AMAZING
WHAT A NIGHT OF RIDING SHOTGUN
484
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,914
ON THE CAMPUS SAFE RIDE
CAN DO FOR YOUR CONFIDENCE.
485
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,012
THANK YOU!
486
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:39,183
YOU HELPED ME!
YOU REALLY DID!
487
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,161
♪♪♪♪
488
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,034
I GOT TO TELL YOU
I'M GETTING WORRIED.
489
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,319
I MEAN,
WE CHECKED OUR OLD HOUSE.
490
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,538
WE CHECKED
ALL THE BEST BUYS.
491
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,274
HE MIGHT REALLY BE GONE.
OH, MAN.
492
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,339
THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE ANOTHER
KENNY... PBHT!
493
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,317
WHATEVER HIS LAST NAME IS.
YEAH.
494
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:07,624
I'LL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST
AND LAST THING HE SAID TO US.
495
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,966
I JUST HATE TO THINK ABOUT HIM
OUT THERE BEING ALL ALONE.
496
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,425
AND WHAT IF HE DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH BATTERIES FOR HIS GAME?
497
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,427
WAIT A MINUTE.
VIDEO GAMES.
498
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,157
WE CAN FIND HIM ONLINE!
499
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,098
NO TIME TO TALK.
WE'RE JUST HERE FOR THE WI-FI.
500
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,535
ALL RIGHT.
501
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:26,300
OKAY.
502
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,204
ALL RIGHT, CHECK ALL
THE BREACHED ROOMS.
503
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,937
KENNY?
ARE YOU HERE?
504
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,171
KENNY?
505
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,179
COME ON.
WE GOT TO FIND HIM!
506
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,624
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA CHECK ANOTHER ROOM.
507
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,310
AND I GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS ONE.
508
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,443
I CAN FEEL HIS PRESENCE.
509
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,248
KENNY?
510
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,618
KENNY?!
511
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,451
KENNY!
YOU'RE ALIVE!
512
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,454
OH, MAN!
513
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:50,519
HE'S LIKE A DOG.
HE FOUND HIS WAY HOME.
514
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,224
OH, KENNY'S LEAVING?
515
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,324
IT WAS KIND OF NICE
HAVING YOU HERE.
516
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,234
THE INTERNET'S FASTER, AND ALL
OUR PHOTOS ARE ON THE CLOUD NOW.
517
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,601
THANK YOU, MRS. HECK.
518
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,196
AS AXL AND HUTCH KNOW,
519
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:01,550
MY FAMILY SITUATION
ISN'T TYPICAL,
520
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,009
SO I APPRECIATE
THE HOSPITALITY.
521
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,238
AND I'D LOVE TO GET
YOUR CHICKEN SALAD RECIPE.
522
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,656
OH, THAT'S FROM THE
"EAT IT TODAY" SECTION
523
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,080
AT THE FRUGAL HOOSIER.
524
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,083
BUT YOU GOT TO DO
THE SNIFF TEST FIRST.
525
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,346
ALL RIGHT.
526
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,944
GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK,
BUDDY.
527
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,257
HEY.
528
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,519
WHY ARE YOU PICKING ME UP?
529
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,356
I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED
TO TAKE THE BUS.
530
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,362
CINDY GETS MAD
IF I DON'T SAVE HER A SEAT.
531
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,429
SHE'LL GET OVER IT.
532
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,955
NO, SHE WON'T.
533
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:33,300
LISTEN, BRICK, I'M SORRY ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY.
534
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,670
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BLOWN UP
AT YOU.
535
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,175
THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
THAT WAS MINE.
536
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,154
WHEN YOU KEPT ASKING IF YOU
COULD RIDE IN THE TRUCK,
537
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,977
I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO MY GUNS
WHEN I SAID NO.
538
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,142
SO THAT'S ON ME.
539
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,515
NO, IT WAS MY FAULT.
540
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,019
I SHOULDN'T
HAVE TOUCHED ANYTHING
541
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,555
WITHOUT ASKING YOU FIRST.
542
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,156
HEY, WAIT.
543
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,735
I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS
KIND OF MAN-LIKE...
544
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,660
TAKING RESPONSIBILITY
FOR MY ACTIONS.
545
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,697
THAT'S A GOOD START.
546
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,643
YOU KNOW, YOU KEEP ASKING
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN,
547
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:05,399
AND THE TRUTH IS
THERE'S NOT JUST ONE WAY.
548
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,030
EVERY MORNING,
YOU GET UP,
549
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:08,617
THERE'S A THOUSAND CHANCES
TO DO THE RIGHT THING,
550
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,473
BE A GOOD MAN.
551
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,741
HOPEFULLY,
YOU GET MOST OF THEM RIGHT.
552
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,538
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
ALL OF THEM RIGHT.
553
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,412
YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO STAY ABOVE .500.
554
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,176
I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION.
BASEBALL.
555
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,154
AH, RIGHT.
GOT IT.
556
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,417
♪♪♪♪
557
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,618
OH, HEY.
558
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,728
I KNOW THAT, UH, HAVING
SOME SORT OF A DEMARCATION
559
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,060
WAS IMPORTANT TO YOU,
560
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,465
SO I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
561
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,197
WOW.
562
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,104
THIS IS AWESOME!
563
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,572
THANKS, DAD.
564
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,310
I'VE OFTEN FELT
THE SIREN SONG OF PLAID,
565
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,180
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WAS YOUR THING.
566
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,720
I'LL TRY
TO LIVE UP TO IT.
567
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,347
ALL RIGHT.
568
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,392
♪♪♪♪
569
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,358
OKAY,
YOU GOT TO BE PATIENT.
570
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,057
LET THE JUICES POOL FIRST.
571
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:07,066
YOU ONLY WANT
TO FLIP IT ONCE.
572
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,192
NOT NOW.
573
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,327
NOT NOW.
574
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:13,304
NOW.
575
00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,101
I DID IT!
576
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,112
CONGRATULATIONS, SON.
577
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,772
WOW.
578
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,281
LOOK AT THAT.
I KNOW!
579
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,079
THAT WAS MUCH EASIER.
580
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,677
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