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>> [LAUGHING]
[WHIRRING]
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> HELLO, "ROBOT CHICKEN."
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I VIEWED YOUR RECENT GOBOTS
SKETCH WITH AN UTTER LACK OF
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MIRTH AND AN ABUNDANCE OF
EXTREME DISPLEASURE.
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THE FOLLOWING IS MY ANNOTATED
VERSION OF YOUR WORTHLESS
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ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.
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WATCH AND LEARN, JERKS.
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FIRST OF ALL, GOBOTS DO NOT
LIVE IN HOUSES.
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SECOND OF ALL, GOBOTS DO NOT
MASTURBATE, IF THAT IS INDEED
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WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING.
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[KNOCKING]
>> SCOOTER?
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>> DON'T COME IN!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?
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>> DON'T COME IN!
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DON'T COME IN!
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>> THIS IS NOT A HILARIOUS
CIRCUMSTANCE.
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IT IS BOTH PAINFUL AND
TRAUMATIC--AS ANYONE WHO HAS
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LIVED THROUGH IT CAN TELL YOU.
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>> SO...
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
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YOU'RE A HELICOPTER AND YOUR
NAME IS COP-TUR?
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>> YES.
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>> LAME.
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>> TURBO IS A GOOD GOBOT
AND COP-TUR IS A RENEGADE GOBOT.
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THEY WOULD NOT BE CONVERSING AS
SUCH.
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ALSO, COP-TUR WAS ONLY HIS LAME
AMERICAN NAME.
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WHEN THE CHARACTER WAS
ORIGINATED IN JAPAN IN 1981,
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COP-TUR'S NAME WAS GYRO ROBO.
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I HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF
RE-DUBBING THIS SCENE.
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>> SO, I HEAR YOUR NAME IS
GYRO ROBO.
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>> CORRECT.
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>> THAT IS VERY NOT LAME.
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[BELL RINGS]
>> I WON'T EVEN DIGNIFY THIS
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SCENE WITH MY ANALYSIS.
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"ROBOT CHICKEN" HAS SCREWED THE
PROVERBIAL POOCH WHEN ATTEMPTING
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TO SKEWER THE VAST AND
MAGNIFICENT WORLD OF THE GOBOTS.
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PLEASE GO TO HELL.
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>> DANIEL?!
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COME GET YOUR SUPPER, HONEY!
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>> MOM, I YOU MY NAME WAS
GYRO ROBO!
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>> OH, SORRY, GYRO ROBO.
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>> YEAH.
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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>> YOU ARE GOING TOO FAST!
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PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY!
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>> [CHEERING]
>> KONNICHIWA,
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AND WELCOME TO "NINJA STARS."
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TONIGHT WE'LL SEE REAL LIVE
NINJAS COMPETE TO FIND OUT WHO
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CAN BE THE MOST STEALTHY AND
EFFECTIVE ASSASSIN.
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PLEASE HELP ME WELCOME DAN
NORBERT, CORPORATE ACCOUNTANT.
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LET US SEE WHAT OUR FIRST NINJA
CONTESTANT CAN DO.
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>> HYAY!
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>> [CHEERING]
>> HO, HO!
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FANTASTIC!
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LET'S GO TO OUR PANEL OF JUDGES.
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>> NICE MOVES.
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I GIVE HIM A 10.
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>> DAN NORBERT LOOK PRETTY DEAD.
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9.5.
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>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
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I DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.
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6.5.
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>> [WHISPERING]
>> SORRY, FOLKS.
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THE OTHER TWO NINJA CONTESTANTS
WERE FOUND DECAPITATED
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BACKSTAGE.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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>> HERE COMES THE YUM-YUM TRAIN
RIGHT INTO THE STATION.
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>> [CRYING]
>> TOOT, TOOT!
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YUM-YUM EXPRESS COMIN' THROUGH!
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TOOT, TOOT!
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NEXT STOP TUMMY LAND!
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OH, NO!
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THE BRIDGE IS CLOSED!
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FULL REVERSE ENGINES!
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SLAM ON THE BRAKES!
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COME ON, WOMEN AND CHILDREN
FIRST!
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OH, DEAR GOD!
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE TRACKS ARE
COMING TO AN END!
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CRASH!
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EVERYONE ON BOARD LURCHES
FORWARD.
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THE IMPACT THROWS PEOPLE THROUGH
WINDOWS!
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ARMS HANGING FROM THE LUGGAGE
RACK!
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CHILDREN'S FACES ARE TRAMPLED IN
PANIC!
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THE GUY IN THE BATHROOM BREAKS
HIS NECK AND PASSES OUT IN HIS
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ON FILTH!
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IT'S CARNAGE!
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BLOODY [BLEEP] CARNAGE!
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PEOPLE DEMAND TO KNOW WHY!
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WHY WOULD GOD ALLOW SOMETHING
LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN?!
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OH, THE HUMANITY!
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>> [CRIES]
>> TOOT, TOOT!
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HERE COMES THE YUM-YUM TRAIN.
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>> AAH!
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>> SHE'LL HAVE THE CHEF SALAD,
AND I'LL HAVE...
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I'LL HAVE THE STEAK.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU BETTER ORDER THE STEAK,
PUNK.
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DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS, BITCH!
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LET ME GET THESE RUBBER BANDS
OFF.
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I'M GONNA GO CLACK-CLACK ALL UP
IN YOUR FACE, MOTHER--
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>> HI, THERE.
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WELCOME TO MY NEW SHOW--
"VINCE VAUGHN BANGS YOUR MOM."
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IN THIS SHOW, I MEET UP WITH
YOUR MOM, AND I BUST HER ASS
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LIKE A LOOTER IN A RIOT.
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PLEASE WELCOME MY FIRST GUEST
TODAY...
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YOUR MOM.
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>> [APPLAUSE]
>> NOW, BEFORE I TAKE YOUR MOM
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BEHIND THIS CURTAIN, I'D LIKE TO
TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THIS
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FINE LADY.
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SHE'S 45 YEARS YOUNG, LOVES
MUSEUMS, AND DOES THIS THING
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WITH HER TONGUE THAT WOULD MAKE
A--WELL, WOULD MAKE A RABBI EAT
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PORK.
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THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY.
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TIME FOR ME TO GO SWEEP YOUR
MOM'S CHIMNEY LIKE MARY POPPINS.
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CHIM-CHIM CHEEROO!
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TOODLES.
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>> BOY, BEING A SOCK PUPPET
REALLY SUCKS, HUH?
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>> YEAH.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR
PUPPETMASTER IS A 14-YEAR-OLD
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BOY WHO WHACKS OFF IN YOUR FACE
EVERY NIGHT.
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>> HA HA HA.
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>> OH!
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I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA BLOW
CHUNKS OF BIRDSEED!
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[RETCHING]
>> OH, NO!
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BIG BIRD HAS THE BIRD FLU.
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>> THE WORD OF THE DAY IS
"QUARANTINE."
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Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E.
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QUARANTINE.
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>> SNUFFELUPPAGUS?
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IS THAT YOU?
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>> OH, HE MUST BE HALLUCINATING.
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>> HI, BIRD.
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I'M SO SORRY YOU'RE SICK.
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>> I'M SCARED, SNUFFY.
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THANK GOD YOU CAN'T GET IT SINCE
YOUR NOT REAL.
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[MONITOR FLATLINES]
>> YEAH.
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THANK GOD--
[GASPS]
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>> ONE VACCINE.
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AH AH AH!
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TWO VACCINES.
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AH AH AH!
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>> ♪ ONE OF THESE KIDS
IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
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ONE OF THESE KIDS IS DEAD ♪
>> TODAY'S EPISODE BROUGHT TO
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YOU BY THE LETTERS C.D.C.
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>> AND NOW...
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A MESSAGE FROM THE BEES.
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>> HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS.
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REMEMBER TO BE YOURSELF!
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AND DON'T [BLEEP] WITH US OR
WE'LL STING YOU ALL AT ONCE
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AND KILL YOU.
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[THUNDER]
>> [LAUGHTER]
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AH, PROJAC,
YOU'RE A GIFT TO FORMER MAD
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SCIENTISTS EVERYWHERE.
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WITH YOUR HELP, I'LL USE MY
INVENTIONS FOR GOOD.
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RIGHT, BOYS?
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>> I LIVE!
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THIS IS AWESOME!
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I'M ALIVE!
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HA HA!
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I'M ALIVE!
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>> AAGH!
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>> HA!
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YEAH!
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OOH!
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SPARKLY!
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OH!
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BEING ALIVE HOLDS SUCH AMAZING
WONDERS!
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>> FREEZE!
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>> HEY, HEY, HANDS ABOVE YOUR
HEAD!
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>> DON'T GIVE ME REASON, SIR!
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>> I LOVE YOU ALL!
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[GUNFIRE]
I WANT TO PLAY, TOO!
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[MACHINEGUN FIRE]
>> [SCREAMING]
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>> WHAT A GREAT GAME!
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I WIN!
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>> [BARKING]
>> LOOK AT YOU.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING SO
ADORABLE IN ALL MY 20 MINUTES OF
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LIFE.
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COME HERE, YOU!
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HA HA!
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>> WELL, BOYS, I HOPE YOU--
OH, MY GOD!
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>> FREEZE, COP-KILLER!
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>> WHAT--NO!
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>> DON'T GIVE ME ANOTHER REASON!
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>> DROP IT!
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[GUNFIRE]
>> VANAX.
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GET YOUR SMILE BACK,
BUT WITHOUT THE DESIRE TO BUILD
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GIANT ROBOTS.
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[BELLS JINGLING]
>> HO, HO, HO!
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>> OH, HEY THERE, CASPER.
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>> HA HA!
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>> HEY!
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>> SOMEONE CALL U.P.S.
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THERE'S A SMALL PACKAGE THAT
NEEDS TO BE DELIVERED.
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>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE A FRIENDLY GHOST.
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>> IDIOT!
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I'M HIS BROTHER JASPER,
THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST!
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>> ♪ JASPER
THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST
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THE DOUCHIEST GHOST POSSESSED
HE'LL CALL YOU NAMES
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AND ACT REAL MEAN
UNTIL YOU FEEL DEPRESSED
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HE'LL ALWAYS SAY... ♪
>> [BLEEP] YOU!
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>> ♪ AND... ♪
>> LICK MY SACK, YOU FAIRY!
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>> ♪ HE'S SO DAMN CRUDE
AND SO DAMN RUDE
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JASPER, THE DOUCHE BAG GHOST ♪
>> WE WILL ALL MISS ANNIE.
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BUT SHE TRULY IS IN A BETTER
PLACE.
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>> [GASPS]
>> OH, GRANDMA!
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I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!
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>> AAW!
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>> HERMAN, YOU WERE ALWAYS MY
LEAST FAVORITE GRANDCHILD.
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>> HA HA!
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RETARDS!
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>> ♪ JASPER, THE DOUCHE BAG
GHOST ♪
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>> LICK MY SACK!
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>> I'LL TAKE A COKE.
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>> PEPSI OK?
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>> HELL, NO!
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THIS PLACE SUCKS,
YOU [BLEEP] WHORE!
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>> THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT OF
HIM--POOR BASTARD.
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>> THE SUBJECT DIED OF NATURAL--
NATURAL CAUSES.
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>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE.
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I'M STILL "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER SETH GREEN.
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>> AND I'M STILL EXECUTIVE
PRODUCER MATT SENREICH.
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>> NOT ENOUGH OF YOU HAVE BEEN
CALLING IN TO SUPPORT US GETTING
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A THIRD SEASON.
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BUT WE'RE GONNA CHANGE ALL THAT
RIGHT NOW.
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CO-HEAD WRITER DOUGLAS
GOLDSTEIN, BRING OUT THAT
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ADORABLE PUPPY.
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[BARKING]
SO, LISTEN CAREFULLY...
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IF YOU GUYS DON'T CALL THE
NUMBER ON THE BOTTOM OF THE
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SCREEN RIGHT NOW, MATT HERE IS
GONNA SHOTGUN-BLAST KNUCKLES'
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BRAINS ALL OVER THE GROUND.
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YOU GOT IT?
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SO, START CALLING, BITCHES.
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WE'RE NOT KIDDING.
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YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO CALL--
[BOOM]
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[BLEEP]!
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WHOA, WHAT THE [BLEEP]?!
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>> SORRY.
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MY FINGER SLIPPED.
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MY BAD.
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>> I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA
KILL THE DOG?
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>> DUDE, IT SLIPPED.
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I'M SORRY.
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>> WOW.
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OK, UM...
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LET'S...
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UH, LET'S HAVE CO-HEAD WRITER
TOM ROOT BRING OUT ARNOLD THE
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MONKEY.
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MATT, YOU REALLY GOTTA BE
CAREFUL, OK, MAN?
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>> OK, OK.
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[CHITTERING]
>> ARNOLD, ARNOLD!
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IT'S OK, IT'S OK.
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IT'S OK.
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SHH.
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IT'S OK, BUDDY, IT'S OK.
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COME HERE.
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IT'S OK.
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OK, NOW LET'S GET SOME PHONE
CALLS--
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[BOOM]
MATT, WHAT THE HELL?!
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>> SOMEBODY PUT VASELINE ON THIS
TRIGGER.
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>> DUDE, I PUT A $10,000 DEPOSIT
DOWN ON THAT MONKEY!
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I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT BACK.
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>> I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
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>> GIVE ME THE GUN.
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>> NO!
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>> GIVE ME IT!
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>> NO!
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LET GO!
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>> MATT, GIVE ME IT--
[BOOM]
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>> OH, HELLO!
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>> MATT!
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YOU SHOT THE BLOOPERS HOST!
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>> SETH, LISTEN!
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[TELEPHONES RINGING]
THEY LIKE THE VIOLENCE.
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WE NEED MORE VIOLENCE!
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[BOOM]
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, MATT!
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THAT'S OUR FRIEND TOM!
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HE'S--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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WE--WE CAN'T HAVE A THIRD SEASON
IF WE DON'T HAVE ANY WRITERS!
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>> THEY LOVE US!
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VIOLENCE!
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RATINGS!
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COME ON!
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HIGHER RATINGS!
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>> HA HA HA--
[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
>> HA HA HA.
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[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS]
[CLUCKING]
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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--www.ncicap.org--]
>> BUCK.
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>> UH...
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I'M...
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I'M HERE TO PICK UP THE MONKEY?
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HELLO?
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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