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ROBOT CHICKEN 38
LUST FOR PUPPETS
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ROBOT CHICKEN 38
LUST FOR PUPPETS
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[THUNDER]
>> HEE HEE HEE!
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[WHIRRING]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[WHIRRING]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> COME ON, TEAM,
YOU REALLY ROCK!
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CHECK IT OUT, I HAVE A--
>> AAH!
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>> MY REVENGE SHALL BE ETERNAL!
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ARGH!
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>> HA HA HA!
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MONTEZUMA, THERE SHALL BE NO
REVENGE.
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>> REVENGE.
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>> [FARTS]
>> HA HA HA!
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>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CALVIN.
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>> WOW!
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A REAL TIGER.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT ME
A REAL LIVE TIGER.
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>> OK.
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>> NATIVE AMERICANS WOULD BE
MORE PLENTIFUL IF THEY HADN'T
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TRADED THEIR LAND FOR CASINOS.
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>> WELL, COWBOYS NEVER EVEN
EXISTED.
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THEY'RE JUST A MASCULINE IMAGE
CAMPAIGN PURPORTED BY MARLBORO.
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>> I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH OUR SON.
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>> THIS IS SO [BLEEP].
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>> YEAH.
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>> WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
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>> TO HOBBES, MY PET TIGER.
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CAN'T YOU SEE HIM?
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>> HMM.
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THAT'S JUST A STUFFED ANIMAL.
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>> NO, IT'S NOT.
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HE'S REAL.
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GET HIM, HOBBES.
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>> [GROWL]
>> [SCREAMING]
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>> BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE.
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THE VICIOUS TIGER
SHOWS NO MERCY.
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>> I SEE.
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[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
>> AAH!
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>> THIS IS FOR THE BEST.
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GIVE HIM THESE PILLS
EVERY TWO HOURS.
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>> HOBBES?
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HOBBES?
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AHH...
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>> PSST, CALVIN.
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>> HOBBES!
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>> CALVIN, YOUR PARENTS
DON'T BELIEVE.
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WE HAVE TO KILL THEM.
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[CHAINSAW RUNNING]
>> SON, DID YOU DO THIS?
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>> ME?
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NO.
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MY TIGER DID.
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HE'S A BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTER.
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>> OK, YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
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>> FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT, HOBBES.
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WE'RE GOING TO MARS.
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WOW!
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MARS IS AMAZING.
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MARS IS AMAZING.
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MARS IS AMAZING.
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>> ♪ LOOK AROUND
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA
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KNOCK YOU DOWN ♪
[MUSIC STOPS]
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>> SO THIS IS YOUR TWO WEEKS,
THEN?
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I SEE.
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["POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING]
[MUSIC STOPS]
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[CLICK]
>> HUH.
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HA HA!
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO.
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GRANDMA!
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OH, I'M SORRY!
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NO.
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I MUST HAVE MISDIALED!
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[HORNS HONKING]
>> REVENGE!
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[FART]
YES, YES.
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HA HA!
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>> CAMERON!
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>> DAMMIT!
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NOT A MOMENT OF PEACE.
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>> YOU WOULD BE JUSTIFIED IN
PASSING ME THE BREAD.
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>> IT'S OLD, HONEY.
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I JUST WISH THAT THEY--
>> BABE?
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>> I'M AFRAID IT'S VERY SERIOUS.
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IN YOUR CAREER, HAVE YOU EVER
HAD CONTACT WITH A BRAND OF
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MOVIE MAKEUP CALLED PROLACTIN?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT IS IT?
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>> IT'S USED TO MAKE FAKE SEMEN.
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>> OH, CRAP!
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>> WELL, AT ANY RATE, YOUR BODY
IS NOW 99% CANCER.
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YOU HAVE LESS THAN A DAY
TO LIVE.
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[CLICK]
>> D-D-DON'T WORRY, BABY.
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I'LL FIND LOVE AGAIN.
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>> THANKS.
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>> BABY, IS THERE ANYTHING
SPECIAL YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE
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YOU, YOU KNOW, KICK IT?
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>> AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THERE IS.
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>> OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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OK.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE WE'D CUDDLE.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> YES?
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>> THAT'S FOR MAKING LUCY LIU
CRY ON THE SET OF CHARLIE'S
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ANGELS, BILL MURRAY.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> YES?
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>> FOR GIVING ME CANCER WITH
YOUR FAKE SEMEN, BEN STILLER!
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>> I WAS JUST AN ACTOR.
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THAT STUFF GAVE ME CANCER, TOO!
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>> WELL--
THAT'S FOR HAVING CANCER!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> YES?
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>> WHERE'S JOHN RUTTER?
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I'M GONNA HIT HIM IN THE NUTS
FOR BLACKMAILING ME OVER THOSE
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TOPLESS PHOTOS!
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>> YOU'LL HAVE TO GO VISIT HIM
IN PRISON!
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>> OH, YEAH.
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I WON THAT CASE.
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HA HA!
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WHEN DOES HE GET OUT?
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>> 4 YEARS FROM NOW!
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[SOBBING]
>> YOU WIN THIS ROUNDS,
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JOHN RUTTER'S NUTS.
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COME ON, PLENTY OF CAMERON
FOR EVERYBODY!
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THAT'S RIGHT, PEOPLE.
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CLOSER.
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YOU'RE GONNA WANT A REALLY GOOD
PHOTO OF THIS.
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BURN IN HELL,
YOU [BLEEP] CLOWNS!
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[KA-BOOM]
DIDN'T THE DEAD PAPARAZZI GET A
00:04:56.162 --> 00:04:56.896 line:85% position:28% size:35%
MEMORIAL, TOO?
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>> YEAH.
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IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
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>> ARGH!
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AHH...
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>> OK, MRS. MILANO,
JUST ONE MORE BIG PUSH.
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[BABY CRYING]
[BABIES CRYING]
00:05:19.252 --> 00:05:27.093 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[GROWLING]
>> DINNER'S READY, BOYS.
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CHILI TIME.
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STRAIGHT FROM NEW YORK CITY.
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>> NEW YORK CITY?
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[GUNSHOTS]
ACTUALLY, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
00:05:38.171 --> 00:05:40.740 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
>> ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED TO MEET
MY FIANCE FRANK?
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>> I CAN'T WAIT, SWEETIE.
00:05:42.241 --> 00:05:44.210 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start
>> I'M NOT READY TO SEE MY BABY
GET MARRIED.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
>> FRANKIE!
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>> [ROARING]
>> LORD, IT'S A MONSTER!
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[GUNSHOT]
>> DAD, DON'T SHOOT!
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THAT'S MY FIANCE.
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>> OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, FRANK.
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>> [ROAR]
>> SO, FRANK, WHAT'S YOUR LINE
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OF WORK?
00:05:58.858 --> 00:06:01.961 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start
>> [ROARING]
>> WHAT THE HELL DOES
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THAT MEAN?
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>> HONEY, BE NICE.
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>> HONEY, WATCH OUT!
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[GUNSHOT]
>> ARGH!
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>> DAD, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
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>> RIGHT.
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SORRY, FRANK.
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TOSS THE BALL AROUND?
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[BUZZING]
>> [SCREAMING]
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>> HE'S GOING CRAZY!
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[GUNSHOT]
>> DAD, A BEEHIVE FELL
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IN HIS PANTS.
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HE'S ALREADY IN PAIN.
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>> OH, MAN, S-SORRY AGAIN THERE,
FRANK.
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THAT'S, UH, THAT'S MY BAD.
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>> RARH.
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>> YOU KNOW, I AM REALLY TAKING
A LIKING TO THIS FRANKIE GUY.
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>> [GRUNTING]
>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
00:06:45.304 --> 00:06:48.407 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start
>> [GRUNTING]
>> YOU MONSTER!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TO MY DAUGHTER?
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[GUNSHOT]
>> DAD, WE WERE HAVING SEX!
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>> OH, MAN, SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
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I--I FEEL AWFUL.
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APOLOGIES ALL AROUND.
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CARRY ON.
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>> OH, HONEY, I'M SO PROUD OF
YOU FINALLY COMING TO TERMS WITH
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OUR DAUGHTER MARRYING
FRANKENSTEIN.
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>> FRANKENSTEIN?
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HE'S JEWISH?
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[GUNSHOTS]
>> RIDE MY ASS.
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QUITE THE BARGAIN.
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GOOD TIME FOR THE--
HEY, GET THE KIDS!
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GET THE KIDS.
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IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR.
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SIR, SIR, DO RIGHT BY YOUR KIDS.
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>> WOOHOO!
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[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
>> REVENGE!
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[FART]
>> WOOHOO!
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WOOHOO!
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WOOHOO!
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>> SO WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS
BEEN UP TO?
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>> GOT A NEW BELL YESTERDAY.
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>> OOH, A NEW BELL.
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>> LOVING IT.
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REALLY COOL JINGLE.
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>> AAH!
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>> OH, WHOA!
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>> OH, NO, MARIO, THE BRIDGE,
SHE'S A-CLOSED.
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WHICH WAY SHOULD WE GO?
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[TIRE BLOWS OUT]
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
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WE GOT A FLAT TIRE.
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>> LOOK, A REPAIR GARAGE.
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I'LL PULL IN THERE.
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AH, MAMA MIA!
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LUIGI, WE GOT A PIMPED OUT RIDE.
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>> WE NEED A-SOME COINS, MARIO.
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WE HAVE NO MONEY.
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>> LEAVE A-TO ME!
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>> MARIO!
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ARE YOU OK?
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>> OH, LOOK, IT'S A TURTLE.
00:08:25.972 --> 00:08:27.240 line:85% position:38% size:55%
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU JUST KILLED MY TURTLE.
00:08:29.342 --> 00:08:30.877 line:85% position:28% size:35%
>> OH, MY GOD!
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I'M-A SO SORRY!
00:08:32.612 --> 00:08:33.946 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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>> LUIGI, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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LOOK, LUIGI, IT'S THE PRINCESS.
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PRINCESS, YOU MUST A-COME
WITH US.
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>> I'LL SUCK YOUR [BLEEP]
FOR 50 BUCKS.
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>> PRINCESS!
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>> DO YOU ACCEPT COINS?
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>> COME ON, A PRINCESS,
WE GOT THE GOLD.
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>> UH-UH, NAW,
THAT'S MY PRINCESS.
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[GUNSHOTS]
>> I'M A-HIT.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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>> THAT'S BLOOD, BABY.
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>> OH, MARIO, WE NEED TO FIND
YOU SOME MUSHROOMS
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SO YOU CAN HEAL.
00:09:02.708 --> 00:09:05.077 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> I KNOW JUST THE GUY.
00:09:05.144 --> 00:09:11.117 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
>> THIS IS SOME REALLY GOOD
[BLEEP], MAN.
00:09:11.183 --> 00:09:12.351 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> HA HA!
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HOO HOO!
00:09:13.352 --> 00:09:14.086 line:85% position:15% size:10%
WOW!
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I FEEL REALLY GOOD!
00:09:16.355 --> 00:09:17.690 line:85% position:43% size:65%
LOOK AT THE PRETTY COLORS!
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[SIREN]
>> CHEESE IT!
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IT'S THE FUZZ!
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>> HA HA!
00:09:23.996 --> 00:09:25.631 line:85% position:30% size:40%
I FEEL SO FUNNY.
00:09:25.698 --> 00:09:28.768 line:85% position:50% size:78%
LOOK, THERE'S COINS EVERYWHERE.
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I'M-A RICH!
00:09:30.036 --> 00:09:31.570 line:85% position:28% size:33%
>> MARIO, NO!
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>> HA HA HA!
00:09:32.738 --> 00:09:34.206 line:85% position:38% size:53%
>> YOU GO, MARIO, GO!
00:09:34.273 --> 00:09:36.509 line:85% position:25% size:28%
>> HOO HOO!
00:09:36.575 --> 00:09:38.144 line:85% position:45% size:70%
>> I THINK I SHOULD-A DRIVE!
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[SIREN]
>> POLICE!
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PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
00:09:43.749 --> 00:09:44.684 line:85% position:33% size:45%
HE'S GOT A WRENCH!
00:09:44.750 --> 00:09:45.451 line:85% position:28% size:35%
TAKE HIM DOWN!
00:09:45.518 --> 00:09:46.252 line:85% position:18% size:15%
>> NO!
00:09:46.319 --> 00:09:48.287 line:79% position:10% size:40% align:start
[GUNSHOTS]
>> AH, MAMA MIA!
00:09:48.354 --> 00:09:52.224 line:79% position:33% size:43%
HE'S A-MARINATING
IN HIS OWN RAGU!
00:09:52.291 --> 00:09:53.826 line:85% position:38% size:55%
YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!
00:09:53.893 --> 00:10:04.170 line:85% position:38% size:55%
YOU SONS OF A BITCHES!
00:10:04.236 --> 00:10:09.041 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU
MOTHER--
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OH HOO!
00:10:19.151 --> 00:10:24.457 line:85% position:20% size:18%
OH HOO!
00:10:24.523 --> 00:10:25.891 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> MMM...
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RACCOON CITY SOUNDS LOVELY.
00:10:28.361 --> 00:10:32.598 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start
[HORNS HONKING]
WHAT?
00:10:32.665 --> 00:10:33.733 line:85% position:18% size:13%
WHAT?
00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:39.905 line:79% position:10% size:48% align:start
[SCREAMING]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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