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IT'S ALIVE!
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DO YOU MIND?
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I-16.
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COWA-BINGO, DUDES!
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♪ SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪
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♪ SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪
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♪ SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪
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♪ MUTANTS IN A WHEELCHAIR ♪
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DUDE, THIS PRUNE PIZZA
IS BODACIOUS.
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OH, NO, I JUST
COWABUNGA'D
IN MY PANTS.
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BARF-A-ROONEY!
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I HOPE YOU'RE WEARING
ADULT UNDERGARMENTS.
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ARE YOU?
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IT DEPENDS.
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♪ SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪
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♪ HEROES WEARING DIAPERS ♪
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DUDES, WHERE'S
SPLINTER?
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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LOOKING FOR SHREDDER.
NO, NOT HERE.
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♪ SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪
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♪ HEROES TOUCHING NURSES ♪
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MY OLD STUFF --
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MY OLD SKATEBOARD!
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DUDE, LET ME SEE THAT!
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COWABUNGA!
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♪ SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ♪
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♪ DEALING WITH LIFE CHANGES ♪
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I THINK YOU'LL ENJOY
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"MILLION DOLLAR BABY,"
MISS DUNST.
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YEAH, I HEAR
REALLY GOOD THINGS --
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MY FAVORITE PART IS
WHEN HILARY SWANK
GETS PARALYZED
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AND CLINT EASTWOOD TAKES
HER OFF LIFE SUPPORT.
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THANKS.
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AAH!
HEE HEE!
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ACCORDING TO MY SPIDEY SENSE,
YOU OWE ME A KISS!
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GET IT?
IT'S LIKE THE MOVIE
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THAT YOU WERE IN.
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HEY, BUDDY.
ARE YOU OKAY?
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HEY, CAN YOU
HEAR ME?
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BUDDY?
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DUDE.
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I TOLD YOU
IT WOULD BE SPECIAL.
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WELL, WE'RE GOING
DOWN THE RIVER ON THIS ONE,
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THOUGH THE ODDS OF THAT
INSIDE STRAIGHT ARE--
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OH, AND THERE'S HIS TELL!
THAT'LL COST HIM.
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Announcer: THERE'S
A NEW DETECTIVE CLEANING UP
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THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO.
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THIS FALL,
RICK SCHROEDER IS...
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WITH THE HELP OF HIS
FAITHFUL DRIVER, TAN WANG.
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Man on radio: RICKY,
WE'VE GOT A ROBBERY ON MARKET.
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IT'S RICK.
TAN WANG, LET'S ROLL.
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TAN WANG, THE NOISE!
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DAMN IT, WANG, THE NOISE!
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WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOO!
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NO CROOK CAN ESCAPE
SHAW'S WHEELS OF STEEL.
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OH, I'M NOT DONE
WITH YOU YET, PUNK.
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WANG, THROW IT
IN REVERSE.
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BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
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DON'T LOOK DOWN!
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WHOO-HOO!
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HOLD ON TIGHT!
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DETECTIVE RICK SHAW!
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WE LIKE ACTION MOVIES.
THEY'RE REALLY FUN.
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THEN, AFTER THE MOVIE,
WE COME HOME
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AND I LIKE TO TURN
MY WIFE UPSIDE DOWN
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AND STICK A BANANA,
AN APPLE, HANDI-SNACKS,
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AND A STICK OF STRING CHEESE
IN HER, LIKE THIS.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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[ MOANING ]
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WE LIKED JACKASS THE MOVIE
'CAUSE WE LIKE PRANKS.
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SOMETIMES I FILL UP BILLY HERE
WITH HORSE CRAP,
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LIGHT HIM ON FIRE, PUT HIM
ON THE NEIGHBORS PORCH,
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RING THE DOORBELL,
AND THEY STOMP HIM OUT.
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THEIR SHOES SMELL
LIKE HORSE POO.
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YO, YO, YO, DAWG, WHAT WAS
THE LAST MOVIE WE SAW?
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SENSE AND SENSIBILITY,
KID.
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YEAH, THAT JOINT WAS
HOT TO DEATH, SON.
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YEAH, WE SNEAKED SOME
40s UP IN THAT BITCH,
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LIKE THIS.
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SOMETIMES I GO
TO SCARY MOVIES MIT HANS
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AND I GET VERY NERVOUS
AND START TO HYPERVENTILATE,
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SO I BLOW IN AND OUT OF HANS,
LIKE ZIS.
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HANS!!!
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FAN-DINGO.COM --
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WHY NOT ADD A DOLLAR TO
THE PRICE OF YOUR MOVIE TICKET?
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YOU SUCK, SCOTT NORWOOD!
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YOU [BEEP] JERK.
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[ GIGGLING ]
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OH, GIRLS, GROW UP.
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OOH!
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DID YOU SAY YOUR
PRAYERS, TIMMY?
I SURE DID, MOM!
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GOOD BOY, SON.
SLEEP TIGHT.
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UH, DAD,
IS THE CAT OUTSIDE?
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YES, HE IS, TIMMY.
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[sighs]
GOOD.
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AAAAAAH! AAAAAHH!
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WHAT IS IT, SON?
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO GET THE [BEEP]
OUTTA HERE!
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STUPID CAT!
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Computer: I DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT.
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EXCUSE ME,
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
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UH, 2006?
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2006?
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[chuckles]
OH, MAN.
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GOOD LUCK,
BUDDY!
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B-RABBIT, YOU'RE ON!
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EHH, I TOLD YOU, DAFFY,
MY NAME IS BUGS.
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NO, YOUR M.C. NAME
IS B-RABBIT.
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WE'VE GOTTA APPEAL
TO TODAY'S KIDS.
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NO LONGER LOONEY TUNES,
WE'RE LIZZOONEY TIZZUNES.
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REAL HIP-HOP, DAWG.
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SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH!
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EHH, I'M NERVOUS, DAFFY!
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LISTEN, BROTHER,
YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE!
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AND DON'T CHOKE AGAIN!
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EHH, WHICH WAY IS THE STAGE?
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JUST LOOK AT THE SIGN.
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GET READY FOR THE RAP BATTLE
OF THE CENTURY.
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FIRST, LET'S HAVE A HAND
FOR DJ BACON BITS.
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P-P-P-P-PUT YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR
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LIKE YOU
J-J-J-J-UST DON'T CARE!
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ALRIGHT, OUR FIRST
CHALLENGER TONIGHT
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HAILS FROM
8 CARROT ROAD.
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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
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FOR B- RABBIT.
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[ SCATTERED CHEERS
AND APPLAUSE ]
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AND FIRST ON THE MIC TONIGHT
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IS THE REIGNING CHAMPION,
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THE M.C. HUNTER,
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ELMER PHUDD WITH A P-H.
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I'LL GET YOU, WABBIT!
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YO!
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I'M TAKING YOU TO SCHOOL.
CALL ME THE PROFESSOR.
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YOU'RE SEXUALLY CONFUSED
'CAUSE YOU'RE A CWOSSDWESSA.
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YOU WIKE TO KISS MEN,
AND THAT'S WEAL FUNNY.
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CALL UP HUGH HEFNER,
YOU'RE A GAY BOY BUNNY.
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YOU'RE WOST ON THIS STAGE,
YOU NEED A MAP, JUNKIE.
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YOU MADE A WONG WEFT TURN
AT ALBUQUERQUE.
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ONE MO'! ONE MO'!
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I'M A PIMP 'CAUSE MY HUNTING
APPAREL'S HOT, SON.
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I DO A DWIVE BY ON YOUR HOLE
WITH MY DOUBLE BAWWELED
SHOTGUN.
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NOW, HOLD ON A SECOND, MAC!
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IT'S NOT WABBIT HUNTING
SEASON YET.
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SEE?
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OK, YOUR TURN, B-RABBIT.
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EHH, YO!
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UH, YO...
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Audience: CHOKE!
CHOKE! CHOKE!
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[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ]
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Man: AW, YOU SUCK!
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YEAH, YEAH.
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I KNOW THAT YOU CALL ME
A WASCALLY WABBIT.
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YOU SAY YOUR R'S LIKE W'S,
THAT'S A REALLY BAD HABIT.
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IT'S ROOM NOT WOMB,
TREES NOT TWEES.
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YOU REPLACE SO MANY R'S
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WAS CHINESE.
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YOU'RE SO STUCK ON YOURSELF
I'LL CALL YOU ELMER'S GLUE.
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I GOT YOU SOME COFFEE.
ONE LUMP OR TWO?
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TWO?
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I ONLY DRESS LIKE A GIRL
TO PROVE THAT YOU'RE GAY.
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WOULD YOU LIKE A KISS, HANDSOME?
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WEALLY?
OKAY.
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ELMER PACKS PHUDD,
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.
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HE'S SO BALD, I'LL PUT
A HARE ON HIS HEAD.
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I'LL SIT DOWN ON YOUR HEAD
JUST LIKE I WAS THE THINKER.
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HMMM.
[farts]
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AIN'T I A STINKER?
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HOLY TOLEDO!
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B-RABBIT WINS!
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B-RABBIT WINS!
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[crying]
I'M A DISGRACE.
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YO, B-RABBIT,
IT'S ME, DR. DRE.
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EHH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?
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AIN'T NOTHING
BUT A G THING, BABY.
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I'D LIKE TO OFFER YOU
A RECORD DEAL.
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YOU GON' GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AS THE FIRST GREY MC.
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TH-TH-TH-THAT'S ALL, BITCHES.
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♪ CHICKEN CLUCKING ♪
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