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Robot Chicken 27: Cracked China
[DRILL]
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Robot Chicken 27: Cracked China
[DRILL]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> BOY, PULL MY FINGER.
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>> DON'T WANNA.
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>> WELL, I RECKON YOU BETTER DO
WHAT HE SAYS, BOY.
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>> HEY, GUYS.
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READY TO SNORT SOME WHIPPITS?
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>> DUDE, THAT'S SO 2005.
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WE'RE INTO NUMB CHUCKING NOW.
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>> NUMB CHUCKING?
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LIKE NINJAS?
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HEY!
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>> NUMB!
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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>> CHUCK!
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>> AAH! UHH!
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HA HA HA!
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YEAH!
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AAH! HA HA HA!
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OH, THAT WAS AWESOME.
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I DIDN'T FEEL A THING!
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>> NUMB CHUCKING!
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>> HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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>> NUMB CHUCKING!
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>> WHOA! HA HA HA HA!
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YEAH!
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YAY!
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THAT WAS FUN!
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>> 1, 2...
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NUMB CHUCKING!
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>> AAH! UHH! AAH!
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HEY, A HYBRID.
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HEY, GUYS.
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NUMB CHUCKING TODAY?
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>> NAH, DUDE.
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WE'RE INTO POT NOW.
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>> POT?
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AWW.
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>> BRAINS...
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>> HELLO. EXCUSE ME. HELLO.
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ARE YOU RADIOACTIVE ZOMBIES
LOOKING FOR BRAINS OR SURVIVORS
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THANKING THE ONE ATTRIBUTE
THAT'S KEPT YOU ALIVE?
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>> ZOMBIES.
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>> OH, OK.
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>> DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO LIE TO
YOU.
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>> OF COURSE.
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[PANTING]
>> UH-OH!
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ARE YOU KIDS BEING BAD?
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>> YEAH!
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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>> PUNISHMENT FROM ABOVE!
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>> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY
APOCALYPSE PONY
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PUNISH MANKIND FOR THEIR SINS ♪
>> I'M PESTILENCE PONY!
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TEE-HEE-HEE!
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>> I LOVE YOU, PESTILENCE PONY!
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[COUGHING]
>> I'M FAMINE PONY!
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[NEIGH]
>> AAH! OH!
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>> YAY!
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WAR PONY!
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>> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY
APOCALYPSE PONY ♪
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>> NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS RACKET?
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>> MY GOODNESS!
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>> AND I AM...
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DEATH PONY!
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>> OH, HOW SAD.
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THE POOR THING CAN'T HEAR.
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>> NO, MOM, I THINK HE SAID--
[ROARING]
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>> ♪ MY LITTLE PONY
APOCALYPSE PONY
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PUNISH MANKIND FOR THEIR SINS ♪
>> I LOVE YOU, APOCALYPSE
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PONIES!
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>> WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER?
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>> NO, I PULLED YOU OVER BECAUSE
I WUV YOU.
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>> HEE HEE HEE!
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>> I'LL NEVER FORGET THE FIRST
TIME I MET EAGLE EYE SMITH.
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I WAS AT THE BAR LATE ONE NIGHT
WHEN...
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>> THE NAME'S EAGLE EYE, AND I'M
A CHAMPION.
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I CHALLENGE YOU 3 TO A GAME OF
POOL.
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>> I WAS THE ONLY ONE NEAR THE
POOL TABLE.
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THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT
EAGLE EYE WAS BLIND AS A BAT.
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>> I'M GONNA BREAK THIS PUPPY
WIDE OPEN.
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>> I COULDN'T HELP FEELING SORRY
FOR EAGLE EYE, SO I PICKED UP
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TWO POOL BALLS AND HELD THEM
CLOSE TO HIS EAR.
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>> GOOD SHOT, EAGLE EYE.
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>> DAMN STRAIGHT, FAT ASS.
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I'M STRIPES.
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>> EAGLE EYE HIT A LOT OF BALLS
THAT NIGHT, BUT NOT ANY ON THE
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POOL TABLE.
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>> 8 BALL, CORNER POCKET.
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I'M A CHAMPION.
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>> AND THOUGH HE MAY NOT HAVE
WON THE GAME, HE CERTAINLY WON
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MY HEART.
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>> UHH!
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>> HOME RUN, EAGLE EYE.
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>> I'M A CHAMPION!
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>> STRIKE, EAGLE EYE.
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>> I'M A CHAMPION!
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I CAN'T WAIT.
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>> KEEP YOUR SKI TIPS UP.
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WE'RE ALMOST AT THE TOP OF THE
LIFT.
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>> I'M GONNA BE A CHAMPION!
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>> OK, THIS IS IT.
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>> THESE ALPS ARE MY BITCH,
MOTHER[BEEP].
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>> EAGLE EYE, ARE YOU OK?
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>> SOMETIMES, JOHNNY, IT'S SCARY
BEING BLIND.
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>> WELL, EAGLE EYE, NOBODY ELSE
CAN SEE, EITHER.
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THE SUN WENT OUT YEARS AGO.
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>> REALLY?
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SO WE'RE ALL CHAMPIONS?
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>> YEAH.
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WE'RE ALL CHAMPIONS.
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[SOBBING]
>> CHAMPIONS.
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>> I AIN'T GONNA LAUGH AT YOU.
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>> ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET ALL GAY
ON ME, FATSO.
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I'M GONNA GO SHOW MY GIRLFRIEND
A GOOD TIME.
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>> HAVE FUN, EAGLE EYE.
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>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BABY?
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>> OH, EAGLE EYE.
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YOU'RE SO BIG.
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>> YOU KNOW IT, WOMAN!
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>> YOU'RE A CHAMPION, EAGLE EYE.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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I'M A CHAMPION!
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>> PIKACHU.
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>> JIGGLYPUFF.
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OOH-WEE!
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>> CHU! CHU!
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PIKACHU!
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>> BACK INTO YOUR POKEBALL,
PIKACHU.
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>> I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE
INSIDE THOSE POKEBALLS.
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>> I WONDER WHEN YOU'LL SHUT UP
AND MAKE MY DINNER.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> ARE YOU READY TO BATTLE, ASS?
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
>> ARE YOU READY TO BATTLE, ASS?
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>> MY NAME IS ASH!
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PIKACHU!
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I CHOOSE YOU!
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PIKACHU!
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I CHOOSE YOU!
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["YOU" ECHOING]
[GULP]
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>> PIKA. PIKA.
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[SQUAWKING]
>> GO GET HIM, PIKACHU.
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[SIGH]
>> PIKACHU.
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>> HE SAID HE WOULD PHONE, AND
YET HE HASN'T PHONED.
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HE KNOWS HOW I WORRY.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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KING ME.
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KING THIS [BEEP] RIGHT NOW.
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>> YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT,
LOUIS.
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I HOPE YOU DIE OF A STROKE.
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OH!
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AAH!
00:06:18.978 --> 00:06:22.448 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> LOUIS, WE'VE COME FROM MANY
GALAXIES AWAY.
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>> WE HAVE BEEN MONITORING YOUR
GREAT CHECKERS PROWESS.
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>> WE HAVE DETERMINED THAT YOU
ARE THE CHAMPION WE NEED TO SAVE
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OUR CIVILIZATION.
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>> YEAH!
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>> ARE YOU READY, LOUIS?
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>> NO SWEAT.
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>> HERE THEY COME!
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SAVE US, LOUIS!
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>> SIT BACK AND WATCH THE SHOW,
BITCH.
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YEAH!
00:07:01.354 --> 00:07:04.023 line:85% position:50% size:78%
KING ME, YOU EXTRATERRESTICLES.
00:07:04.090 --> 00:07:07.260 line:85% position:30% size:38%
LA LA LA LA LA!
00:07:07.326 --> 00:07:09.328 line:85% position:35% size:48%
IN YOUR FACE! YEAH!
00:07:09.395 --> 00:07:10.296 line:85% position:28% size:33%
>> PULL BACK!
00:07:10.363 --> 00:07:12.899 line:85% position:45% size:70%
THEIR CHAMPION IS TOO GREAT!
00:07:12.965 --> 00:07:15.334 line:85% position:15% size:10%
AAH!
00:07:15.401 --> 00:07:17.003 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> YOU SAVED US, LOUIS!
00:07:17.069 --> 00:07:17.870 line:85% position:23% size:23%
SAVED US!
00:07:17.937 --> 00:07:19.806 line:85% position:50% size:80%
>> SAVED US, SAVED US, SAVED US!
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>> YOU SAVED US, LOUIS!
00:07:23.376 --> 00:07:24.544 line:85% position:20% size:18%
>> MOM!
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MOM!
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I THINK LOUIS HAD A STROKE!
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>> KING...ME.
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>> HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, FOLKS.
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TERRY THE GREAT STANDS POISED TO
DELIVER THE FINISHING BLOW.
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UHH!
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1, 2, 3.
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HA HA HA!
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>> OH, AND HERE COMES DAD--
TOP CONTENDER FOR BILLY'S TITLE.
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>> NO, DAD, WAIT!
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>> FLYING DAD BOMB!
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HONEY, COME IN HERE AND COUNT
THIS.
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>> OK.
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1, 2, 3.
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DAD WINS.
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YAY.
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NOW COME TO DINNER.
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>> DAD IS THE CHAMPION.
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YOU'RE A LOSER.
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>> YOUR BOSS AT THE ACCOUNTING
FIRM TELLS YOU TO COLLATE THE
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DATA, BUT EXCEL HASN'T BACKED UP
THE FILE YET.
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>> SAVING THROW!
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THEN I DO A SAVING THROW!
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>> DOROTHY HERE, DRINKING MY
PRUNE JUICE MARTINI.
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RECENTLY, MY SEX DRIVE HAS TAKEN
A MENOPAUSE.
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I DECIDED TO MEET UP WITH ROSE,
BLANCHE, AND SOPHIA AT KATZ'S
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DELI FOR SOME PASTRAMI ON RYE,
BECAUSE LORD KNOWS MY DRY OLD
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PASTRAMI WASN'T GETTING ANY
ACTION AT HOME.
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GIRLS, LET'S TELL OUR NASTIEST
SEX STORIES.
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>> CHECK, PLEASE.
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>> BLANCHE, YOU START.
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>> WELL, A FEW WEEKS AGO, MY
GOOD FRIEND ALBERTA PASSED AWAY.
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NOW, I KNEW ALBERTA'S HUSBAND
WAS A REAL SHAKER IN THE SACK.
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SEE, HE HAD PARKINSON'S.
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WE MET THAT NIGHT.
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OH, MY BODY WAS TINGLING ALL
OVER FROM THE SIGHT OF HIS
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MANHOOD, SO I SAID, "DO YOU WANT
A GUMMER?"
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RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY
NO-DENTURE ADVENTURE, HIS SPIRIT
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RELEASED ITSELF, IN MORE THAN
ONE WAY.
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>> HE DIED?
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>> BLANCHE, IT GOES TO FIGURE
THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD KEEP A
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GUY STIFF IS WITH RIGOR MORTIS.
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[LAUGHING]
>> LOOKING FOR THAT CHECK.
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>> ROSE, WHAT WAS YOUR DIRTIEST
SEX STORY?
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>> TWO NIGHTS AGO, I MET UP WITH
AN OLD BOYFRIEND FROM ST. OLAF
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WHO I HADN'T SEEN IN 50 YEARS.
00:09:24.397 --> 00:09:27.934 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS AN AFFAIR
TO FORGET.
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SVEN, REMEMBER WHEN WE DID IT
ONCE IN THE ICE SHED BY THE LAKE
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AND WE GOT STUCK TO THE ICE?
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>> I LOVE THAT MOVIE.
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ARE YOU MY DAUGHTER?
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>> SVEN HAD ALZHEIMER'S.
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>> SAY MY NAME.
00:09:39.712 --> 00:09:40.579 line:85% position:25% size:30%
>> MARGARET?
00:09:40.646 --> 00:09:42.548 line:85% position:38% size:53%
>> NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
00:09:42.615 --> 00:09:43.549 line:85% position:20% size:20%
>> JUDY!
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>> NO.
00:09:44.550 --> 00:09:45.318 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> ROGER?
00:09:45.384 --> 00:09:46.352 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> GOOD ENOUGH.
00:09:46.419 --> 00:09:50.256 line:79% position:10% size:25% align:start
[LAUGHING]
>> OK.
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NOW IT'S MY TURN.
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>> COME ON.
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WE ALL KNOW AS WELL AS YOU DO
THAT THE CLOSEST YOU'RE EVER
00:09:54.593 --> 00:09:56.862 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
GONNA GET TO A MAN IS BY LOOKING
IN THE MIRROR.
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>> MOM, YOU'RE BEING TESTY.
00:09:58.464 --> 00:09:59.632 line:85% position:35% size:48%
>> YOU HAVE TESTES.
00:09:59.699 --> 00:10:00.466 line:85% position:28% size:33%
>> FINE, MOM.
00:10:00.533 --> 00:10:01.834 line:85% position:50% size:68%
WHY DON'T YOU TELL A STORY?
00:10:01.901 --> 00:10:04.337 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> MY NASTIEST SEX STORY WOULD
HAVE TO BE WHEN I WAS A
00:10:04.403 --> 00:10:06.539 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
CHEERLEADER FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL
BASKETBALL TEAM.
00:10:06.605 --> 00:10:10.443 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
>> SOPHIA, I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE
A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL.
00:10:10.509 --> 00:10:11.277 line:85% position:25% size:30%
>> I WASN'T.
00:10:11.344 --> 00:10:12.645 line:85% position:35% size:48%
THIS WAS LAST WEEK.
00:10:12.712 --> 00:10:14.547 line:85% position:23% size:23%
GO, TEAM!
00:10:14.613 --> 00:10:16.082 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> BLECH!
00:10:16.148 --> 00:10:17.616 line:85% position:35% size:50%
>> IT WAS WONDERFUL.
00:10:17.683 --> 00:10:18.951 line:85% position:40% size:58%
THEY RAN A TRAIN ON ME.
00:10:19.018 --> 00:10:20.286 line:85% position:28% size:35%
>> ALL ABOARD.
00:10:20.353 --> 00:10:24.190 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> I HAD MORE BALLS IN MY FACE
THAN A CIRCUS SEAL.
00:10:24.256 --> 00:10:27.493 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
[LAUGHING]
>> I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE SOME
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MONEY ON THE TABLE.
00:10:28.761 --> 00:10:32.098 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
>> THE GIRLS LIKE IT WILD, BUT I
PREFER A QUIET NIGHT AT HOME
00:10:32.164 --> 00:10:35.835 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
PLAYING JEOPARDY WITH MY HAND ON
THE BUZZER.
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[SOFT BUZZING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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[SOFT BUZZING]
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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