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ROBOT CHICKEN 23 1987
>> [LAUGHING]
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[WHIRRING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> THIS HERE'S MY TOWN,
AND I WON'T LET YOU TAKE IT.
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>> YOU JUST TRY AND STOP US.
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>> YAY!
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>> HURRAY!
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>> YAY!
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>> ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, KIDS.
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OW!
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OW!
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KIDS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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OW!
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>> YAY!
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>> OW!
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AAGH!
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>> OW!
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PAPER CUT!
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>> HOLLYWOOD'S TURNED EVERYTHING
FROM OLD TV SHOWS TO VIDEO GAMES
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TO THEME PARK RIDES INTO MOVIES.
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NOW THEY'RE TACKLING BOARD GAMES
GUARANTEEING AUDIENCES WILL BE
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UNBORED THIS SUMMER.
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[WOLF WHISTLE]
>> IN A TOWN TORN APART BY
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CRIME...
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>> AAGH!
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>> THE HEROES BITE BACK!
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>> YOU BOYS SURE ARE HUNGRY.
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>> HUNGRY...
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FOR JUSTICE!
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>> AAGH!
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>> A HIPPO PLAYING POOL.
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HA HA.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
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>> FINE.
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I'LL BREAK.
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>> IT'S A RACE...
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>> AAGH!
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>> HELP!
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HIPPOS!
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>> IT'S A CHASE!
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>> AAGH!
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>> SO, HURRY UP AND FEED YOUR
FACE.
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"HUNGRY, HUNGRY HIPPOS!"
>> I ALWAYS KNEW THEM HIPPOS WAS
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TROUBLE.
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[SPITS]
[DING]
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>> OFFICER JOHN CHUTES
WAS BORN TO BE A COP.
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>> HYAH!
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>> OFFICER MIKEY LADDERS WAS
BORN TO BE WILD.
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>> YOU WEREN'T JUST ROBBING ONE
MAN, YOU KNOW.
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YOU GOTTA THINK OF THE
SOCIO-ECONOMIC REALITIES
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OF THE SITUATION.
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OH, I'M SORRY, AM I PUNCHING YOU
TOO HARD?
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>> BUT THIS SUMMER, OFFICER
CHUTES AND OFFICER LADDERS
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ARE BORN TO BE...
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>> PARTNERS?!
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>> OK, WELL...
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LET'S JUST DO WHAT WE DO BEST.
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>> YEAH!
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YOU KIDS NEED TO GIVE ME SOME
RESPECT!
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OOH!
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MY DODGE BALLS!
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GRANDMA'S ASHES!
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AAGH!
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>> BEN STILLER,
OWEN WILSON.
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>> YEAH, OK, OK.
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I'M ENTHUSIASTIC.
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THIS IS GOOD.
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THIS IS NICE SPAGHETTI.
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>> "CHUTES AND LADDERS."
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ALSO, CATCH BEN STILLER IN THE
FOLLOWING MOVIES THIS SUMMER.
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>> ALL WE NEED TO DO IS GET PAST
SECURITY, DISABLE THE ALARMS,
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BREAK INTO THE VAULT,
AND CARRY $400 BILLION IN
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UNTRACEABLE BILLS OUT OF THE
CASINO.
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>> I THINK I GOT A WAY.
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[ALARM BLARES]
>> WHOO!
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>> WHOO!
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THAT'S WHAT I CALL A
ROYAL FLUSH!
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>> JACKPOT, DADDY-O!
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HA HA!
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>> "SLIP 'N' SLIDE: THE MOVIE."
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THIS SUMMER, ACTION IS ALL WET
AND PLASTIC AND YOU CAN
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SLIDE ON IT.
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>> YEE-HAW!
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>> AAH!
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OH, MASSAGE CHAIR,
IF WE LIVED IN CANADA,
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I WOULD MAKE YOU MY BRIDE.
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>> SKELETOR!
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>> OH, NO.
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IT'S MO-LARR, ETERNIAN DENTIST.
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>> YOU MISSED YOUR 10:15
APPOINTMENT!
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>> I'M BUSY, MO-LARR.
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>> YOU HAVE AN IMPACTED WISDOM
TOOTH, SKELETOR!
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IT HAS TO COME OUT!
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>> I'M A TALKING SKULL!
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WHAT DO I CARE IF--
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THE HELL WITH THIS.
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>> THE BOSS MAN SAYS HIS
APPOINTMENT IS CANCELLED!
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OOF!
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OH!
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HEY!
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>> I'M ALL OUT OF MINT FLAVOR.
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>> AAGH!
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HOW COME BEAST-MAN GOT
THE DENTAL FLOSS AND I GOT THE
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[BLEEP] DRILL IN MY EYE?!
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>> AAGH!
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OOF!
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[MUTTERING]
AAGH!
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>> SUCCESS!
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>> OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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>> MO-LARR, ETERNIAN DENTIST,
COMES WITH EVERYTHING YOU SEE
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HERE.
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>> [GROANS]
>> ♪ M-E-A-T
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M-A-C-H-I-N-E
MEAT MACHINE
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MEAT MACHINE
ALL RIGHT, BREAK ♪
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>> HA HA HA HA.
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SO, I THREW THE SENATE AT HIM.
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>> [LAUGHTER]
>> THE WHOLE SENATE.
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TRUE STORY.
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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THAT IS SO FUNNY.
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>> YOU MADE IT COME OUT OF MY
NOSE.
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>> HA HA HA.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
GO FOR PAPA PALPATINE.
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>> YOU HAVE A COLLECT CALL
FROM...
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>> [MECHANICAL BREATHING]
DARTH VADER.
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>> UGH.
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I GOTTA TAKE THIS.
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HOLD ON.
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VADER, HOW'S MY FAVORITE SITH?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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JUST SLOW DOWN.
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HUH?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY BLEW UP
THE DEATH STAR?!
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[BLEEP]!
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OH, [BLEEP] [BLEEP]!
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[BLEEP]!
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WHO'S THEY?!
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WHAT THE HELL IS AN
ALUMINUM FALCON?
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OK, OK.
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SO, WHO'S LEFT?
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ARE YOU [BLEEP] ME?!
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WELL, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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WAIT A SEC.
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YOU'VE BEEN FLYING AROUND FOR
TWO WEEKS TRYING TO GET A
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SIGNAL?
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OH, YOU MUST SMELL LIKE...
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FEET WRAPPED IN LEATHERY, BURNT
BACON.
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OH, OH, OH, I'M SORRY.
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I THOUGHT MY DARK LORD OF THE
SITH COULD PROTECT A SMALL
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THERMAL EXHAUST PORT THAT'S ONLY
TWO METERS WIDE.
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THAT THING WASN'T EVEN FULLY
PAID OFF YET!
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DO YOU HAVE--DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHAT THIS IS GONNA DO TO MY
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CREDIT?
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[TELEPHONE BEEPS]
OH, HANG ON.
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I GOT ANOTHER CALL.
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WHAT?!
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I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW!
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OH.
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OH, WELL.
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WELL, WHERE ARE THEY GOING?
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OH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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UM...
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JUST GET ME A TURKEY CLUB.
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UH, COLE SLAW, I GUESS.
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I'M NOT EVEN GONNA EAT IT.
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WHAT--WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING?
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NO, SEE, I ALWAYS ORDER THE
WRONG THING.
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NO, NO, NO.
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I'LL JUST STICK WITH THAT.
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OK, BYE.
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WAIT, WHAT?
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OH, CHERRY COKE.
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THANKS.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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[SIGHS]
WHAT?
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OH, OH, JUST REBUILD IT?
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OH, THAT--REAL, REAL [BLEEP]
ORIGINAL!
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AND WHO'S GOING TO GIVE ME A
LOAN, JACK-HOLE?
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YOU?!
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YOU GOT AN ATM ON THAT
TORSO LITE-BRITE?
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NOW, GET YOUR 7'2" ASTHMATIC ASS
BACK HERE OR I'M GONNA TELL
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EVERYONE WHAT A WHINEY BITCH YOU
WERE ABOUT PATOMOMMI OR PANDA
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BEAR OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER
NAME IS!
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OH, JEEZ!
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HE'S CRYING.
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HA HA HA.
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HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY, COME ON.
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COME ON.
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DON'T DO THAT.
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JUST, JUST...
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LOOK, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST DEALING
WITH A LOT OF CRAP RIGHT NOW.
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DEATH STAR BLOWN UP BY
A BUNCH OF [BLEEP] TEENAGERS,
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YOU KNOW...
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I DIDN'T MEAN TO SNAP.
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OH--OK--OK.
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JUST GET BACK HERE.
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OK.
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OK, BYE.
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I--YEAH.
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I--
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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>> AND THEN THIS SAP WILL BE
MADE INTO YUMMY MAPLE SYRUP.
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NOW, WHAT IS WRONG HERE?
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>> OH, YEAH!
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ALMOST THERE.
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ALMOST THERE.
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>> THIS IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE,
BOY.
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WE GONNA CONDUCT AN EXPERIMENT
UP INSIDE URANUS.
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NOW, SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
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>> FIGHT!
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FINISH HIM.
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>> PRESSURE'S DOWN TO 60.
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>> DAMN IT!
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HE'S LOSING TOO MUCH BLOOD.
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DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, YOU HEAR?
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NURSE, GET ME MORE O-NEG, STAT!
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NURSE, GET ME MORE O-NEG, STAT!
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>> FEELING BETTER?
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>> I FEEL GREAT.
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>> FINISH HIM!
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>> GOOD NIGHT, LOVE BUG!
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YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA WATCH THAT
FLIRTING.
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I'LL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE!
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TROUBLE.
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WHOA!
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>> SHH!
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[HORN HONKING]
>> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN
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SLEEPING ON?
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>> PAN-GLOBAL OIL KEEPS DUMPING
SLUDGE INTO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN.
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>> THAT BURNS MY ASS!
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>> FORGET IT, TED.
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THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
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>> MAYBE I CAN'T,
BUT CAPTAIN PLANET CAN!
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CAPTAIN PLANET!
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CAPTAIN PLANET!
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>> OH!
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>> CAPTAIN PLANET!
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CAPTAIN PLANET!
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>> WHERE ARE WE GONNA DUMP OUR
SLUDGE NEXT?
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>> WELL, THE GRAND CANYON COULD
HOLD A LOT OF SLUDGE.
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>> OH, IT SURE COULD.
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>> YEAH, LET'S SLUDGE THE HELL
OUT OF THE GRAND CANYON.
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>> YEAH!
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IS THAT TED TURNER?
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>> I THINK IT IS.
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WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOING?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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HE'S ON ONE OF THOSE ZIP-LINES.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE CALLED,
ZIP-LINES?
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00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:39,612
>> YEAH, ZIP-LINES.
254
00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:40,780
>> WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT
WAS--OOH!
255
00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:42,415
>> CAPTAIN PLANET!
256
00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,116
>> YOU GOT GLASS IN MY EYE!
257
00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,352
>> AND MY FOOT IN YOUR BALLS!
258
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,221
CAPTAIN PLANET!
259
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,690
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT,
MR. TURNER?!
260
00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,759
>> JUST SIGN THIS PLEDGE NOT TO
DUMP ANY MORE SLUDGE AND I'LL
261
00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:54,760
LET YOU GO!
262
00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:56,362
>> OK, OK!
263
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,431
>> THIS APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER.
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00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:00,166
CAPTAIN PLANET!
265
00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:06,405
>> [SCREAMING]
>> PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT
266
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,708
OR I'LL [BLEEP] KILL YOU!
267
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:11,744
CAPTAIN PLANET!
268
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:12,745
>> YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS.
269
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:15,481
THE BIGGEST CATCH-PHRASE
THE NEW MILLENNIUM WILL
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00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,050
BE "CAPTAIN PLANET!"
MY FRIENDS SAY IT ALL THE TIME.
271
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:19,652
AND THEN WE KICK EACH OTHER IN
THE NUTS.
272
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:20,953
OH, THAT'S AWESOME!
273
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,289
>> AS THE OPENING CREDIT
SEQUENCE BASICALLY TELLS YOU,
274
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,258
YOU ARE THE CHICKEN FORCED TO
WATCH THIS [BLEEP].
275
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,526
>> AM I GETTING PAID FOR THIS?
276
00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:30,129
>> IF I HAD A TOY OF MYSELF,
I'D HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH IT.
277
00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:30,796
>> YEAH, OOH!
278
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:31,497
TWINKIE THE KID.
279
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,732
THAT'S TOPICAL.
280
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:33,532
>> MMM!
281
00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:34,300
MMM!
282
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,901
>> HEY, HERE'S ANOTHER GREAT
THING.
283
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,104
WE'RE GONNA DO MOVIE PARODIES.
284
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,407
>> DOES THE WORLD NEED ANOTHER
OWEN WILSON, BEN STILLER MOVIE?
285
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,743
THE ANSWER IS AN EMPHATIC YES.
286
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,744
>> "CHUTES AND LADDERS."
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00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,678
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
288
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:46,512
A TRAVESTY!
289
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,014
THIS IS COMEDY TO THESE PEOPLE.
290
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,117
>> YES, YES, YES,
AND MORE YES.
291
00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,351
>> MMM!
292
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,919
>> IT USED TO BE THAT WHEN YOUR
CAREER WAS ON THE DOWN SLOPE,
293
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,221
YOU'D JUST GO TO INFOMERCIALS.
294
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:57,023
NOW, YOU GO TO "ROBOT CHICKEN."
295
00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:57,757
>> MMM!
296
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:58,824
MMM!
297
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,593
>> THE BEST "ROBOT CHICKEN"
EVER--COULDN'T BE A MORE
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00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:01,961
OPPOSITE STATEMENT.
299
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,496
THAT SHOW STINKS.
300
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,297
>> IT'S NOT GAY,
IT'S MASTURBATION.
301
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,733
>> PEOPLE WATCH THIS ON
TELEVISION!
302
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,402
THEY CHOSE THIS!
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00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:12,671
>> [CLUCKING]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:15,441
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
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00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:23,749
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--]
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00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:29,655
>> BOCK.
307
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,724
>> STOOPID MONKEY.
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