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GRANDE. 13 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:13,306 >> EL PRESIDENTE, TENEMOS UNA SITUATION MUY SERIOSO. 14 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:17,343 UN HOMBRE IS SCORING VERY HIGH EN EL DANCE DANCE REVOLUCION. 15 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,845 >> DIOS MIO. 16 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,114 >> BUENO. PERFECTO. 17 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:23,216 >> SILENCIO. 18 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:27,120 I CHALLENGE YOUR REVOLUTION CON UNA DANCE DANCE 19 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:30,623 COUNTERREVOLUTION. 20 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:35,195 LET'S DO "321 BOOM: MEGA REMIX," BY DJ SASSYTOWN, FEATURING LADY 21 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,197 GODIVA. 22 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:42,134 [COINS DROP] [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 23 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:45,638 >> BUENO. BUENO. 24 00:01:45,705 --> 00:01:48,741 >> BUENO. PERFECTO. PERFECTO. 25 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:51,277 >> MALO. MALO. 26 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,746 NO ES BUENO. 27 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:56,749 MALO. NO ES BUENO. 28 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:57,851 >> RGH! 29 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,786 >> ANTIBUENO. 30 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:04,724 >> MM MM MM MM. 31 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:11,097 [MEN CHEERING] HA HA HA! 32 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:13,700 TU ESTA BANDA PUDU. 33 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:14,901 HA HA HA! 34 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,003 >> THIS IS FOR MY CUBAN PEOPLE. 35 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:27,046 [PEOPLE CHEERING] [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 36 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:36,555 [PEOPLE CHEERING] [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] 37 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:40,560 [PEOPLE GROAN] >> SI! SI! 38 00:02:40,627 --> 00:02:45,932 YO SOY THE BEST DANCER DANCER IN EL MUNDO. 39 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:49,369 I HAVE QUELLED YOUR REVOLUTION, BUT I MUST SAY, YOUR BRAVERY IS 40 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,503 INSPIRING. 41 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:55,275 I HONOR AND RESPECT YOUR COURAGE AND CONVICTION. 42 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,944 I LOVE DOING THAT. 43 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,147 >> PRESIDENTE, UNA SENORA ES BEATING YOUR HIGH SCORE ON 44 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,315 DIG DUG. 45 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:05,251 >> GET ME SOME TOKENS. 46 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,353 >> I DON'T KNOW. 47 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,355 MAYBE IF WE USED SOME TOYS. 48 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:10,924 >> OH, YEAH. 49 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:12,859 GONNA FINISH THE JOB. 50 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:23,536 I'M ABOUT TO TAME THAT ASS. 51 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,071 >> RRGH! 52 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,006 >> UH...UH... 53 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,408 UH-OH. OH. 54 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:29,576 I MUST'VE LOST HIM. 55 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:32,445 [TIRES SCREECH] >> BLAGH! 56 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,781 >> YOU KNOW, SINCE I'M OUT, I MIGHT AS WELL PICK UP SOME MILK. 57 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:38,952 [TIRES SQUEAL] >> BLAGH. 58 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:39,786 >> WAIT A SECOND. 59 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:43,323 I HAVE MILK AT HOME. 60 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,258 ♪ LA LA LA LET'S HAVE SOME MILK 61 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:48,628 LA LA LA, MILK IS GOOD LA LA LA LA LA 62 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,997 GOING HOME TO HAVE SOME MILK YEAH, YEAH, GONNA DRINK MILK 63 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:53,633 HAVE SWEET DREAMS ♪ >> I'M SORRY MY POWERS SCREWED 64 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,134 YOUR LIFE UP AGAIN, MASTER. 65 00:03:55,201 --> 00:04:01,007 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 66 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,743 AAH! AAH! MASTER! 67 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:07,113 >> AND I WANT TO THANK MY COACH, WHO PUSHED ME HARD, AND MY 68 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:13,152 PARENTS AND SATAN--WHOO, SATAN-- AND MY GRANDMA, WHO COULDN'T BE 69 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,654 HERE TODAY. 70 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:18,725 [TRUMPET FANFARE] >> SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, DIRK, 71 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:22,362 THE MINIVAN OR THE SPORTS CAR? 72 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:30,837 [TRUMPET] HA HA! NICE CHOICE. 73 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:38,144 [TRUMPET] [TRUMPET] 74 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,781 [TRUMPET] [FANFARE] 75 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:44,683 [TRUMPET] [TRUMPET] 76 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,553 [FANFARE] >> SPARE SOME CHANGE? 77 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,188 >> I'M A VETERAN. 78 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,157 >> YO, MAN, LET ME CLEAN OUT YOUR WINDOWS FOR A DOLLAR. 79 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,726 >> HEY, BOOGIE BOOGIE, MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE. 80 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,696 HAVE SOME MUSTARD BECAUSE IT'S EASTER IN YOUR FACE. 81 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:57,830 MY TOENAILS. 82 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:58,998 >> THE TEST RESULTS ARE IN. 83 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:01,067 IT'S RECTAL CANCER. 84 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,704 SO SHOULD WE GO WITH CHEMO OR HOLISTIC MEDICINE? 85 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:09,042 [BUZZ] >> HA HA HA! 86 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,476 >> BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. 87 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,178 >> YAY! FOREVER. 88 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:19,218 >> [SCREECH] >> OH, MY BALLS! 89 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:20,953 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BALLS? 90 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,790 WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS TO MY BALLS? 91 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,626 >> THIS SHOW IS SO CLEVER. 92 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,294 >> IT JUST HAPPENED SO FAST. 93 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,295 >> ALL RIGHT. 94 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,263 NOW JUST TAKE IT EASY. 95 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,965 >> THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 96 00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:43,009 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC STOPS] 97 00:05:43,076 --> 00:06:06,499 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC STOPS] 98 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:13,706 [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] >> ...ALL THANKS TO STEM CELL 99 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:14,807 RESEARCH. 100 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:15,942 >> UH-HUH. 101 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,711 >> SO, MISS LOHAN, IT'S 12 MILLION PLUS GROSS POINTS. 102 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,313 JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE. 103 00:06:20,379 --> 00:06:21,347 >> HOLD ON A SECOND. 104 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,882 I HAVE SOME REQUEMPS. 105 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:27,987 I WANT A BIG TRAILER, AND I WANT A TRAILER IN MY TRAILER, AND MY 106 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,791 DOG NEEDS AN ASSISTANT DOG. 107 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:36,195 >> UH, I ASSURE YOU THAT ALL OF YOUR, UH-- 108 00:06:36,262 --> 00:06:37,263 MISS LOHAN? 109 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,198 >> LINDSEY? PUMPKIN? 110 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,167 CAN YOU MAKE THAT CHECK OUT TO CASH? 111 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,303 THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR HER. 112 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,707 >> CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, MISS LOHAN--DIET SPRITE, SQUIRT, 113 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:52,578 COC...A-COLA? 114 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:55,114 >> LINDSEY LOHAN. 115 00:06:55,181 --> 00:07:06,225 >> AMANDA BYNES. 116 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:10,596 >> JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 117 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,865 >> IT TOTALLY CAN'T END LIKE THIS. 118 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,267 MY NEW ALBUM DROPS TOMORROW. 119 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,603 >> LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE SELLING THEM POSTHUMOROUS. 120 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:20,373 POSTHUM-- POSTHUMMUS. UGH. 121 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:22,642 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. 122 00:07:22,707 --> 00:07:28,214 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 123 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,450 [THUNDER] DOES THIS POWER MAKE ME LOOK 124 00:07:31,517 --> 00:07:33,386 FAT? 125 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:34,420 >> NOT A PROBLEM. 126 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,588 WE'LL BLAME IT ON HER FATHER. 127 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:36,823 >> WORKS FOR ME. 128 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:42,595 [THUNDER] >> IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED 129 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:45,598 IT BY NOW, THIS IS A "HIGHLANDER" PARODY. 130 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,700 >> WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GONNA GET AN OSCAR. 131 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:50,903 >> IF BY "OSCAR," YOU MEAN "GET YOUR HEAD CUT OFF," YOU'RE ON 132 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,239 YOUR WAY IF YOU DON'T TRAIN HARDER. 133 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,242 >> UH, THAT TOTALLY ISN'T WHAT I MEANT, STUPID. 134 00:07:56,308 --> 00:07:58,411 YOU SMELL LIKE WHISKEY, AND I WANT TO GO SHOPPING. 135 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,947 >> AND THEY COMPLAIN WHEN I SMACK MY WIFE. 136 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:03,549 YOU MUST HARNESS YOUR GIFTS FOR THE GATHERING. 137 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:04,450 >> WHAT GATHERING? 138 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:05,751 YOU'RE GATHERING. 139 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,054 >> ALL THE TEEN STARLETS WILL FEEL THE URGE TO FIGHT FOR THE 140 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,121 PRIZE. 141 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:12,592 IN THE END, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. 142 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:13,960 >> WHAT PRIZE? 143 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,194 AS IN OSCAR? 144 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,463 I'M GONNA WIN ONE BECAUSE I'M LINDSEY LOHAN. 145 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:25,872 LO-HAN. LOHAN. I'M NOT SLURRING. 146 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,673 >> NEVER LOSE YOUR TEMPER. 147 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,141 >> NEVER LOSE MY TAMPA? 148 00:08:29,207 --> 00:08:30,109 >> TEMPER. 149 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,044 >> ACH, I HATE YOUR SLURRING, YOU DRUNK. 150 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:34,380 >> I'M NOT DRUNK. I'M SCOTTISH. 151 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:39,652 >> OH, SURE, AND I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR EXHAUSTION. 152 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:42,755 >> TOUCHE. NOW YOU'RE READY. 153 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:43,823 >> GOOD. 154 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,525 >> OOH! OH, YOU GOT ME IN THE POUNDER PLUMS. 155 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:51,430 [THUNDER] OH, COLDER THAN A WITCH'S TEAT 156 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:52,665 TONIGHT. 157 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,133 BETTER HEAT UP THE SAUCE. 158 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,068 >> WHERE'S LOHAN? 159 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:58,104 >> YOU'RE TOO LATE, HILLARY DUFF. 160 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,706 I'VE ALREADY PREPARED HER FOR YOU. 161 00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:02,341 >> YOU WASTED YOUR TIME. UH! 162 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,643 >> MY ALCOHOL! 163 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:04,810 >> UHH! 164 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,979 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. 165 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:11,017 >> WAIT! 166 00:09:11,083 --> 00:09:13,519 AHH. OK. 167 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:15,655 >> YOU'RE NEXT, LINDSEY. 168 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,759 >> I LOST 150 POUNDS, AND NOBODY TAKES ME SERIOUSLY. 169 00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,794 MAYBE I'LL ADOPT A BROWN KID. 170 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,095 WHAT? 171 00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:26,799 >> HE'S DEAD, AS ARE THE OLSEN TWINS. 172 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,802 I EVEN DECAPITATED MY SISTER HAYLIE, THOUGH SHE DIDN'T HAVE 173 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:32,171 ANY POWERS, AND THAT WAS REALLY AWKWARD TO EXPLAIN TO MOM AND 174 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,272 DAD. 175 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:36,275 ONLY YOU AND I REMAIN. 176 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,476 >> YOU BITCH. 177 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:38,678 >> WATCH IT, LOHAN. 178 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,646 WE CAN'T FIGHT ON HOLY GROUND. 179 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,282 >> YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME, DUFF. 180 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,651 >> SO NOW IT ENDS. 181 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,154 THE POWER IS MINE, LOHAN. 182 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,555 >> NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. 183 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:50,489 >> SLUT! 184 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,324 >> WHORE! 185 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,325 >> WHITE TRASH! 186 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,826 >> "AGENT CODY" SKANK. 187 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,395 >> AARON CARTER LOVES ME. 188 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:59,131 >> AARON SAID YOUR TOES WERE GROSS. 189 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:00,900 >> YOUR ALBUM SUCKS! 190 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,768 >> MY ALBUM SUCKS! 191 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:11,744 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. 192 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,613 > I KNOW. I KNOW EVERYTHING. 193 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,716 I AM EVERYTHING. 194 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:20,653 I HAVE THE POWER. 195 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,588 >> YOU HAVE DONE WELL. 196 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,658 USE YOUR POWERS WISELY, MY CHILD. 197 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,627 >> I WILL. 198 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:32,898 UNLIMITED POWER! 199 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,200 HA HA HA! 200 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:38,304 >> UH, IS THIS REALLY HOW "HIGHLANDER" ENDED? 201 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:41,907 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 202 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,410 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 203 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,413 --www.ncicap.org--] 12841

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