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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:38,240 I sing what I see. I do not postpone anything. 2 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:42,330 Here I am, I say to chaos, your slave. It answers: "very good". 3 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:45,080 For what, I said. 4 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:51,050 Finally I am free: why tenderness, since drunkenness took possession of me? 5 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:55,760 I'm ready, the trains are gone, the brakes broken. 6 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:59,300 I can not help it! Sweet Bacchus, take me with you ... 7 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,680 The brakes are broken! The brake! 8 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:06,730 I understood! - No, they are really broken! 9 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:10,190 Did not you recite a poem? Brake! 10 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,760 The king is coming! 11 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:43,100 Turn off, there are a bunch of people! Straight! 12 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:49,060 Go away! We have no brakes! Path! Path! 13 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,360 Path! - Long live the king! 14 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:05,000 LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL 15 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,840 Take a walk, otherwise we will never arrive! 16 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:23,350 Here, the screw. Do you want her? - Yes, give it to me, thank you. 17 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:27,270 And what do I give you now? - Nothing, only 10 minutes. 18 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,190 Alright, I'll leave you alone. - Otherwise we will arrive at midnight. 19 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:35,150 Do you still want the screw? - No, leave me alone for 5 minutes. 20 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:39,030 Then I leave you alone. - I agree. Very good. 21 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,330 Is that hot! 22 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,870 Should I throw the screw at you? 23 00:02:50,290 --> 00:02:54,170 No, leave me alone for 10 minutes! 24 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,550 I'm going to wash my hands. 25 00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:07,470 Oh, beautiful child! How are you? 26 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:11,270 What beautiful things! Did your mother put that there? 27 00:03:11,690 --> 00:03:16,270 No, the young mistress. - Look at you! Is this a market? Beautiful! 28 00:03:16,690 --> 00:03:19,700 What does this cost? How old are you? Where is your mother? 29 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:22,450 I ask too much. What is your name? - Eleonora. 30 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:26,410 Very pleasant, Prince Guido. - Prince? 31 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,660 I am a prince. It's all mine. 32 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,790 This is where the principality begins. 33 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:35,750 This place is called Addis Ababa. 34 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:38,590 Away with the cows, only camels! 35 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:42,430 Away with the chickens, only ostriches! - Ostriches and camels? 36 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:47,390 And hippos. Ciao, I have a date with the princess. 37 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,100 When? - Now. 38 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:58,820 Good day, princess. - Oh God, I almost died! 39 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:03,320 Did I hurt you? - No! Do you always leave the house like that? 40 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:08,160 I wanted to fumigate a wasp nest, but I was stung. - Sting? 41 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:10,910 They allow. Keep still! 42 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,290 Wasp venom is very dangerous! 43 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:17,500 You have to suck it out! Takes at least half an hour! 44 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,130 It's over. Thank you. - Yes. 45 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:24,840 Were you stung otherwise? - no. 46 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:28,430 What a wonderful place! The pigeons fly, 47 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:30,970 Women fall from the sky. I remain! 48 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:35,020 Everything belongs to him! He wants to get camels and ostriches! He is a prince! 49 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:40,320 I agree! Prince Guido. At your service, princess. 50 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:44,400 I'm coming! Good, then goodbye. 51 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:47,570 How can I thank you? - Not necessary. 52 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:50,490 I'll take some eggs, 53 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:53,710 to make an omelette for my squire. 54 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:57,290 Take. It's all yours. - Thank you. 55 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:00,920 I'll take 2 ... 6, for a nice omelette. 56 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:03,050 Goodbye, Eleonora. 57 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,970 My worship, princess. 58 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:12,720 I'm coming, Nuvolari! There is omelet tonight! 59 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:16,440 Only ostriches and camels here! 60 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:27,740 Where is the house? - Turn left here! We are nearly there! 61 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:32,910 And your uncle is sleeping with us? - He lives in the hotel for over 30 years! 62 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:37,830 He lends the house to us. It's his camp, he stuffs it all in. 63 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:41,040 There it is! Slowly! That's his horse Robin Hood. 64 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:43,460 The cales of my uncle! 65 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,170 And that's his house! Let's go. 66 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:49,010 Let's go! We're running late! 67 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:51,350 We had a breakdown! 68 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,150 Uncle! Uncle! 69 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,360 But uncle! What is? 70 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,030 Barbarians! - What happened? - Nothing. Barbarians! 71 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:11,490 Why did not you scream? - Silence is the biggest cry. 72 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:14,490 Is that your poet friend? - Ferruccio. 73 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,370 I'm also upholsterer. - Very good. 74 00:06:17,790 --> 00:06:21,710 Make yourself comfortable in this camp. Here lies all junk. 75 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:24,590 This passion is also junk! 76 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:28,630 Why do you need it all? - Stay as long as you want. 77 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:31,180 But the waiters profession is not easy. 78 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,220 The bed. Allegedly, Garibaldi slept in it. 79 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,680 Nothing is more important than abundance. Barbarians! 80 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:41,900 The town hall is in Via Sestani. You can go tomorrow. 81 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:45,030 The bathroom with the invention of Monsieur Bidet. 82 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:49,700 The books. With the biography of Petrarch, written by Paolino. 83 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:54,530 There's the kitchen, that's a velocipede, also called a bicycle. 84 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:59,410 I have to go to the hotel. There is only one key. Do not lose him. 85 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,460 Good to see you! 86 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,500 Robin Hood, I'm coming! 87 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,470 What an uncle. 88 00:07:11,260 --> 00:07:14,300 Look at that! Ferruccio! I told you! 89 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:19,060 We are in the city! Here you can do everything! We are free! 90 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,770 You can do whatever you want! Do you want to let off steam? Then scream! 91 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:29,570 Stop it! We are in the city! 92 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:32,240 In the village you can do something like that! - What is? 93 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,450 You scream around! You do not do that in the middle of the city! 94 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:37,870 Maria! The key! 95 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:47,800 If you took the poems out of your mind, 96 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:51,340 If your father were happy, and you would earn more than he did. 97 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:55,890 Very good, Oreste. I say that too! You have to be reasonable. 98 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,680 What a nice hat! Is he me? - Yes. 99 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:01,390 Is he me? - Yes, but he is mine. 100 00:08:01,810 --> 00:08:05,980 When do I start working? - Immediately, you're late anyway. 101 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,730 Take the chair to the workshop! - The? 102 00:08:10,150 --> 00:08:13,320 That there! And be careful! 103 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:17,740 Good, I'm going to the town hall. Goodbye. - goodbye, and ... 104 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,830 Behave yourself decently, because times are bad. 105 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:25,670 Really bad! - They are bad. 106 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:28,840 But why? You mean ... politically? 107 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:32,420 Benito! Adolf! Be brave! 108 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,050 What did you say? 109 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,680 No, I said ... how is it? 110 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:41,100 Then goodbye. - Good. 111 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,730 Watch out! You break off the foot! - Goodbye. 112 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,900 Goodbye! 113 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:54,030 He did it. He took my hat! 114 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:58,660 But I'll get it again. Benito! Instantly it sets slaps! 115 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:04,620 How long do all the formalities for opening a bookshop last? 116 00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:08,750 Years. - Then we better start immediately. 117 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:12,840 You must complete an application that the department head signs. 118 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,930 You can ... damn! 119 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,800 I forgot yesterday's eggs! 120 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:22,270 Luckily they are not broken. You write: 121 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:27,150 Guido Orefice makes an application ... - you can not sign immediately! 122 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,190 There! - What's going on here? 123 00:09:30,610 --> 00:09:34,490 I need your signature to open a bookstore. - What's happening? 124 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,200 He insists! - A signature... 125 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,700 No, my representative will come in an hour. 126 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:45,410 You just have to sign. - We close at 13 o'clock! 127 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:49,330 But it's 12:50. - Complain. 128 00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:53,210 Is that unsympathetic. 129 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:55,630 Here you need a signature. 130 00:09:56,050 --> 00:10:00,010 Now I have to wait for the representative. Then I complain. 131 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:03,140 Write: Guido Orefice, the undersigned ... 132 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,600 My God! What a punch! 133 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:14,030 O God! Are you hurt? 134 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,400 I help you! Come! 135 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:19,990 Do not touch me! I'll do it alone. The bookstore, 136 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:22,450 you can forget that. 137 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,740 No, the egg ... 138 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,250 I'll kill you! 139 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:34,340 I'll kill you! - Stop the thief! This is my bike! 140 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,920 Go away! Go away! 141 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:49,810 Good day, princess. 142 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:54,650 Who knows. Maybe we meet once standing. 143 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:59,530 Sorry, but I have to continue. Goodbye, princess. 144 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,340 Chicken. - Easy. 145 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,010 Chicken is served with its back on the plate. "Disassemble it". "Yes." 146 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:24,800 I hold the blade with the blade and separate the club. 147 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:28,980 I cut into the flesh, away with the wings, off the skin ... 148 00:11:29,390 --> 00:11:32,190 Spiny lobster. - Simple, uncle. 149 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,610 Lobster ... I cut off the wing under the thigh. 150 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,820 I solve the long ... 151 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,990 The lobster is a crustacean. 152 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:46,280 Away with the crust of the crustacean. 153 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:49,200 Walk with the crust and ... away with the feelers. 154 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,620 Do we eat the feelers? 155 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,330 Walk with the feelers! Way with the lobster! 156 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,540 Nothing is left! 157 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,510 The lobster is ruined, but there is still the chicken. 158 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:04,510 I do not remember the lobster. - You just serve them. 159 00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:06,640 You do not have to do anything. 160 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,520 That's why! I skipped the simple things. - Go on. 161 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:15,520 Taking the dirty dishes and sets out to clean. Never the other way around! 162 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:17,610 That would be wrong! 163 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,150 I'm thirsty. "Thats why I'm here." There's the sommelier for that. 164 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,820 Glasses: wine, sparkling wine, liqueur glass, jug, 165 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,280 Goblet ... But only for religious societies. 166 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,160 Good evening, Eminence. Behaviour! 167 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:34,040 Wait, be very calm. "Waiter?" "Yes." 168 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,960 Back and wait. "Waiter?" "Yes." 169 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,850 I'm not the only waiter here, right? 170 00:12:49,260 --> 00:12:50,560 Unless, 171 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:54,560 I bow! Very easy! So I go to my knees ... 172 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:58,150 You bend down. You go down, like that. 173 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:01,730 About 45 degrees, like the champagne bottle here ... 174 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,360 45 or 55 ... 175 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:08,830 90 degrees, right angle. 176 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,490 180 degrees. When do you bow 180 degrees? 177 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:14,410 The sunflower leans towards the sun. 178 00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:18,670 But if you see one that is leaning too much, it is dead. 179 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:23,840 You serve, but you are not a servant. Serving is the highest of all the arts. 180 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,380 God is the highest ranking server. 181 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,800 God serves man, but he is not her servant. 182 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:33,890 There was no button here! - Nobody comes, stupid! 183 00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:37,270 I have to bring the car back to my father. 184 00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:41,320 Bring him back in a month. - No, I'll bring him back soon. 185 00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:44,360 Do you know why? - Why? 186 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,120 What is? What time is it? - Did you have any sleep? 187 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,750 Of course I slept. 188 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,590 You ask me what and suddenly you are sleeping? How you do that? 189 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,960 Well, Schopenhauer. - Which Schopenhauer? 190 00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:08,720 He says that one can achieve anything with the will. 191 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,640 I am what I want. At that moment I wanted to sleep 192 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:16,850 and said to me, "I sleep ..." and fell asleep. 193 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,150 Nice and easy. - Try it! 194 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,440 I sleep, I sleep ... 195 00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:28,110 Keep your hands still! 196 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:30,700 That's a matter of thought. 197 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,660 And it takes time. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Good night. 198 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,580 Alright. Great thing... 199 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:41,000 Wake up, wake up ... 200 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:48,170 What are you doing here? - It works! 201 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,050 What? - Schopenhauer. 202 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,300 I said "wake up" and zack ... 203 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,180 You woke up. Incredible! How is that possible? 204 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,600 You screamed "wake up" in my ear. That's why I woke up. 205 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,480 Do I have to say it quieter? - No not at all! 206 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,610 Ü Not at all ... 207 00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:13,030 It is an intense matter of thought! 208 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,840 What is? 209 00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:35,510 What is? - Nothing. Without speaking ... 210 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:39,180 Without speaking. I said to turn off the lamp, 211 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:44,020 because I can not sleep with light. - Get up and turn it off. 212 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,740 Go, go, go. 213 00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,660 Alright, already understood. 214 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,960 It works. 215 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:10,420 What are you running like this? - It's late! - Understand! 216 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,970 Maria, the key! 217 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,850 Every morning he gets thrown down the key. 218 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,440 I'll get him upside down soon! - Look! 219 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,860 Who's there? - The Guicciardini, the publisher! 220 00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:29,280 The! - You as a publisher would be my dream! 221 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:34,280 This is the opportunity! Get your poems, I'll stop them. 222 00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,030 The publisher Guicciardini! 223 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:41,200 I go! Stop her! 224 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,540 Signora Guicciardini? Good day. - You're welcome? 225 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,090 Guido Orefice. I am new to the city and I want to open a bookstore. 226 00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:57,390 When? - As soon as I have the papers together. 227 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,140 I'm here with my friend Ferruccio Papini. 228 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,640 A young poet, very poetic and contemporary. 229 00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:06,900 Has he already published something? - no. 230 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:10,270 I only love the roses that have not been picked yet. 231 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,530 Oh, right. Oh well? 232 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,780 You should get to know him. He fetches his manuscripts 233 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,820 and I want to present it to you. And I believe... 234 00:17:22,790 --> 00:17:25,000 You should get to know him, 235 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,870 because he ... there he is! 236 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,840 The key! 237 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,760 You have the door key. 238 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:47,270 Unbelievable! He still has to arrange the manuscripts! 239 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:50,520 I'll send it to you. - Thank you. Goodbye. 240 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:53,780 You will be published! Ferruccio Papini. 241 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,030 Sunset at dawn. Guicciardini publishing house. 242 00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:00,780 And then I sell the book! Look there! 243 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,750 The teacher! - Who? - of which I told you! 244 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:08,710 I dreamed about her tonight. Come on, let me introduce you. 245 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,670 No! Damn it! 246 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,750 What is? - Do not move, Ferruccio! 247 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,510 The guy in the car! That's the one with the eggs! 248 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:21,010 If he sees me, he will kill me! What does he do? - He stands there 249 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:24,470 and talk! - What does he say? - What do I know! 250 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:28,100 And what does he do? - He greets. Now he goes away. 251 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,060 He has the same car as me. - No matter! - There he is! 252 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,650 Dont move! 253 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,610 Hold still, Ferruccio! 254 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,780 Good day, princess. - O God! 255 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:47,710 Again you? How do you do that? 256 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,170 The princess who fell from the sky. 257 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,130 He sucked you the stitch on the thigh? 258 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,010 Yes, we always meet as random. 259 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:01,890 We can also make an appointment. Tonight at 8? 260 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,770 No, that's better. - Come on, you're late for school. 261 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:13,020 I hope to meet you again by chance. - Goodbye, princess. 262 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:17,610 She is so beautiful! I like her when I surprise her. 263 00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:22,450 Let's go round the block. Then I see her again. - Are you crazy? 264 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:26,200 I'll release you, and you do not even do me a favor! 265 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,540 Let's go! 266 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:46,180 Damn it! We are too late! They are already over! 267 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,640 I said we have to run faster. Come on! 268 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:53,060 You are crazy! - Come on! - I get a heartbeat! 269 00:19:56,360 --> 00:20:00,320 Is that awful! He would like your mother. 270 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,610 My only draws red hats. 271 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,580 Good day, princess. 272 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,500 These boobies. 273 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:28,180 I do not believe that. - But. 274 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,940 The darkness. - You are a genius! 275 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,480 The bigger she is, the less you see her. Solution: The darkness. 276 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:40,860 Beautiful. Did you invent the puzzle? - no. 277 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:45,200 But you solved it in 5 minutes. I needed 8 days. 278 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:47,120 The darkness. - You're welcome. 279 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,990 Salmon, salad and a glass of white wine. 280 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,290 Watch out, Guido ... 281 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,670 If you allow me, it's my turn. 282 00:20:56,460 --> 00:21:01,300 My father told me this as a child: "Snow White among the seven dwarfs". 283 00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:05,890 Solve the puzzle with time. She has the solution ready for you. 284 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:13,100 Seems clever. I want to solve it immediately. 285 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,850 Eat first, otherwise it will be cold. - It is too late. 286 00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:19,480 How so? Salad, salmon, wine! Very easy! 287 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:24,570 Snow White among the dwarfs ... 288 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,530 Guido? - Yes? 289 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:30,580 Is the kitchen closed? - No one is there anymore. How so? 290 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,790 A gentleman from the ministry in Rome wants to eat. 291 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:38,000 The kitchen is too. - Pity. That would have been a nice tip. 292 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,540 The kitchen is on. 293 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,130 You sit down. 294 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,550 Here you go. - Thank you. 295 00:21:51,470 --> 00:21:55,060 Do you really eat nothing? - No no. 296 00:21:58,230 --> 00:21:59,980 Good evening. 297 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,860 I know the kitchen is closed. Maybe there is something cold. No matter. 298 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,530 Everything is excellent here. 299 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,110 Something easy. - So, 300 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:13,830 we have meat. A heavy steak, lamb, kidneys, 301 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,540 Liver, greasy, or fish. 302 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,120 Fish! - So, 303 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:23,460 a fat turbot or bacon wrapped in bacon 304 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,760 in Grand Manier breading or a lean salmon ... 305 00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:30,260 Salmon, very friendly. - Side dishes? 306 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,350 There are also side dishes? - Naturally. 307 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,520 Fried mushrooms, 308 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:39,810 Potatoes with Nancy butter in heavy cream sauce ... 309 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:44,730 Is not there a light salad? If not, then nothing. 310 00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:49,660 A light salad? Too bad, the fried mushrooms are very good ... 311 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,370 So: a light salad, 312 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:56,620 lean salmon and white wine. - Perfect. As quickly as possible. 313 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,120 I do my best. 314 00:23:15,390 --> 00:23:19,640 Solve it in time, it keeps you ready. Right? 315 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:23,770 Right. - Snow White at the seven dwarfs. - Good night. 316 00:23:24,190 --> 00:23:27,900 Good night, genius. Snow White ... 317 00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:31,240 What? Snow White? Is he drunk? 318 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,910 It is a puzzle. In 7 minutes. - in 7 minutes? 319 00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:39,000 That is the solution. Snow White at the 7 dwarfs. 320 00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:44,340 They are small, "minuto", like minute. Snow White in the middle. In 7 minutes. 321 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,800 The doctor... 322 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:50,300 is a doctor. But riddles have done to him. 323 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:54,640 He does not sleep well the whole night. - Understand. 324 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,140 Sorry, the school "Francesco Petrarca" ... 325 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:03,150 Primary school? A friend teaches there. 326 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,940 She is nearby. How so? - Then I can sleep longer tomorrow. 327 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:11,280 How so? Do you have to go to school tomorrow morning? - Yes. 328 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,490 I am expected at 8.30. 329 00:24:19,910 --> 00:24:23,250 Children, rest please! Some attention. 330 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:26,090 Immediately the inspector comes from Rome. 331 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:29,880 Do not embarrass me. Listen to him 332 00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,010 and be quiet. 333 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:36,260 He will say important things about our homeland. 334 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,430 Why is Roberto sitting there? Go back! - Where? 335 00:24:40,850 --> 00:24:44,730 In the last row. Cosimo, go to his place. 336 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:52,950 Mrs. Rector! The inspector is here! - What? He is too early! 337 00:24:54,530 --> 00:24:56,070 Roberto! Put! 338 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,370 Get up! 339 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,250 Good morning princess. 340 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:15,550 Good morning, Mr. Inspector. I am the principal. 341 00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:18,930 These are some teachers. 342 00:25:24,230 --> 00:25:27,400 So ... what ... is ... here ... 343 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:32,940 How long have you been teaching at this school? - For 16 years. 344 00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:40,830 Do you teach according to the didactic program of the Ministry? - Yes. 345 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:47,580 Have you read the newsletter on hygiene that I have sent? 346 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,210 Naturally. 347 00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:54,550 What are you doing on Sunday? 348 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:59,430 Yes, there is the feast of the Madonna, Santa Maria. What are you doing? 349 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,890 I go to the theatre. 350 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,270 To see what? - Offenbach. 351 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,520 Yes, that's right. There is Offenbach. 352 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,400 Good, very good, so ... 353 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:18,820 Many Thanks. Goodbye. I just wanted to ... - We know that. 354 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:24,660 The inspector is here to talk about the "race manifesto". 355 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,000 Major Italian scientists have written it. 356 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,920 He will show us 357 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:35,130 that our race is a superior race. 358 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:39,220 The best of all. Sit down, children. 359 00:26:42,010 --> 00:26:44,010 Please, inspector. 360 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:46,850 Our race is .... "Übeflegen. 361 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:49,390 Naturally. Thank you. 362 00:26:49,810 --> 00:26:53,690 Our breed is superior. I agree. I came from Rome, 363 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:55,780 just now ... 364 00:26:56,190 --> 00:26:59,070 to tell you ... so you know, children, 365 00:26:59,490 --> 00:27:01,410 how much our breed is superior. 366 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,370 I would... 367 00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:07,250 chosen by the racist, Italian scientists, 368 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:12,130 to show you that our race is superior. 369 00:27:12,540 --> 00:27:16,300 Why, children, was I chosen? I mean... 370 00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:20,430 Do I have to say that? 371 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:25,060 Is there anything better than me? 372 00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:28,310 Is there one that is more beautiful? 373 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,770 You are silent. In front of you 374 00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:33,810 a copy of the "superior race". 375 00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:35,320 Children. 376 00:27:35,730 --> 00:27:39,030 Some people say, "What's the matter?" ... This ear. 377 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,990 Look at this perfect ear! 378 00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:45,490 The left earpiece 379 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:49,410 with finally hanging bell! 380 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,000 Mobile cartilage! Flexible! 381 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:56,960 If you find more beautiful ears, I go immediately! 382 00:27:57,380 --> 00:28:00,340 In France they dream of such ears! 383 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,590 Look here! Look here! 384 00:28:04,010 --> 00:28:07,470 Look, what a superior, original Aryan leg! 385 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:09,770 A jewel of a leg! 386 00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:13,850 Look at this diffraction! What a racial piston! 387 00:28:14,270 --> 00:28:16,270 Look at this leg! 388 00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:21,320 The flexion of the Aryan leg with circular motion of the Italian foot. 389 00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:24,240 Etruscan shackles under Roman calf! 390 00:28:24,660 --> 00:28:28,160 This resilience! That is why the whole world envies us! 391 00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:31,960 When you grow up, you have such a leg too. No, two! 392 00:28:32,370 --> 00:28:35,420 You will both have both. If one thing breaks down ... 393 00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:39,840 we still have the other one. If both break ... 394 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,090 that's bad luck. 395 00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:45,140 Children, the races exist! And how! 396 00:28:45,550 --> 00:28:48,680 But let's move on. I want to show you something else. 397 00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,470 Attention! 398 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,640 Did you say inspector? - Inspector. 399 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:56,860 From Rome? - From Rome. 400 00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:59,980 The bellybutton! 401 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,030 What a navel! This knot! 402 00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:08,030 Nobody can get it anymore! Not even the racist scientists! 403 00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:13,210 This is an Italian navel! From our breed! 404 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:15,330 Look here! 405 00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:19,880 These muscles! Zeps, biceps, triceps! 406 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:24,010 Look, this beauty! Look, this hip ... 407 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,930 Look at these movements! 408 00:29:32,810 --> 00:29:35,980 Gentlemen, I say goodbye now. 409 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,020 Yes, I have to run. 410 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,280 I have to make an Aryan finish ... 411 00:29:42,690 --> 00:29:44,190 Goodbye! The navel! 412 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:49,910 Princess, see you in Venice! 413 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,600 I only listen in this ear. 414 00:31:13,620 --> 00:31:15,740 Look at me, princess. 415 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:18,370 Here I am. 416 00:31:39,350 --> 00:31:42,650 Turn around, princess. Turn around. 417 00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:26,190 Guido! 418 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:34,030 I do not hear anything! 419 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,700 What does he want? 420 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,540 He wants to tell me "7 minutes". 421 00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:45,830 You asked him the riddle? - Yes, now he wants to get rid of the solution. 422 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:49,550 Do we eat chocolate ice cream? - Yes, but fast. 423 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,800 Why? - Did not I say it? We have to be at the Prefect's at 8. 424 00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:57,510 We are invited to dinner. - by whom? - From the prefect. 425 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,810 My God, do not let it be true! Again to the prefect! 426 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,480 Your mother is coming too. - hit! - Good, 427 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:10,480 We go out to eat alone and have coffee with the prefect. 428 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,780 I am not coming! - All right, I understand! 429 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,120 I tell him we are not coming. Just the two of us... 430 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,580 Good evening, Rodolfo! - Good evening, Mr. Prefect. 431 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,500 See you at 8 for dinner. 432 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,210 At point 8 we are there. Thank you. - Perfect. 433 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,800 Where is she? Have you seen her? - no. 434 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:38,390 Here are you? Good evening. - Good evening. 435 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,220 Tomorrow morning, on time. - Yes. 436 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,810 Did you unload the car? - Yes. 437 00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:46,560 That's silk. Do not ruin her. - no. 438 00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:49,650 Remember. A nice piece, right? 439 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:52,360 Wonderful. - The opera is beautiful! 440 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:56,280 Listen, have you hung the curtain? - Which? The? 441 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,450 No, that was probably my colleague ... 442 00:34:02,330 --> 00:34:04,410 Now he has my hat again! 443 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,670 Let's go! - But it is raining! 444 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,460 Get the car! - It's not far away! 445 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,960 It's just around the corner. Good, 446 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:16,050 wait for me here. I'll sound then. 447 00:34:16,470 --> 00:34:19,340 Ferruccio, give me the key! 448 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,140 Not the front door key! The car key! 449 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,680 Are you crazy? - Yes No! 450 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:29,060 Handle the spinner with the eggs for as long as possible! 451 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,690 Ciao! - But in the car is the ... 452 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:34,150 Drive slowly! 453 00:34:50,330 --> 00:34:54,090 You could have picked me up with the umbrella! You rude! 454 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:57,760 What I look like! And if something makes me nervous, 455 00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:00,140 then the food at the prefect. 456 00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,720 Now I have a hiccup. 457 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:07,930 I always get it when I have to do something I do not like. 458 00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:11,150 It takes so little to make me happy. 459 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,320 A nice chocolate ice cream ... or two. 460 00:35:14,730 --> 00:35:18,700 A walk! What happens then happens. But you... 461 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,240 Good day, princess. 462 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:27,950 Incomprehensible! You have to explain that to me. - No! 463 00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:30,460 You have to! Excuse me. 464 00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:33,960 I hold under a roof, and you fall into my arms. 465 00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:36,590 I fall off the bike in your arms. 466 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:40,930 I'm doing an inspection at school, and you're standing in front of me. 467 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,140 They even appear to me in a dream! 468 00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:48,220 Look, you pretty much fell in love with me! 469 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,230 I understand you. 470 00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:53,400 Alright, you won. 471 00:35:53,810 --> 00:35:56,360 Are we going to the sea? Do you like it? 472 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:59,990 Yes, but I am expected at the theater. Drive back. 473 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,910 Alright. Let's go back ... to ... the theater. 474 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,790 Do you have a hiccup now? - Unfortunately. 475 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,330 I always get it when I do something that I do not like. 476 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,380 What do you want to do? - Me? 477 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,630 It does not take much to make me happy. A chocolate ice cream, or two. 478 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:21,840 A nice walk. What happens then happens. 479 00:36:22,930 --> 00:36:26,260 And what happens? - Sorry, you know, 480 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,020 how the wipers work? - Brakes! 481 00:36:34,940 --> 00:36:37,940 It's broken. - Since when do you drive a car? 482 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:41,240 For 10 minutes. - I thought shorter. 483 00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:44,320 The hood does not work! - The door is stuck! 484 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:47,200 Are you waiting! We are locked up! 485 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:52,000 Let's get out, Princess! You just should not get wet! 486 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:55,040 Take that! - Thank you. 487 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,130 I'll do it. Attention! 488 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,260 Come on, princess. 489 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:13,690 Well then, princess. Stop! 490 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:17,690 There is a puddle! Your feet are getting wet! Are you waiting! 491 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,870 You're welcome. - Where are we? 492 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:35,370 We have been together once before. - She and I? When? 493 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:39,130 Do not you remember? The night when it rained. 494 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:43,170 I made a cushion out of a pillow! A wonderful night! 495 00:37:43,590 --> 00:37:45,880 I took the wheel, 496 00:37:46,300 --> 00:37:51,260 made 2 waltz turns, and when I stood in front of you, you kissed me. 497 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,940 Princess, you can see your butt. 498 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:12,330 That depends on the people. My dad was one of those. 499 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:15,290 I did everything for him. 500 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:19,920 He understood me. He knew how to take me, and I melted away. 501 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:24,420 He got everything, everything from me. - So, 502 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,050 then you can get your treasures, 503 00:38:27,470 --> 00:38:31,930 open this shell, this shrine, and get everything from you? 504 00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:36,020 It's a lot easier than you think. You only need the key. 505 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:39,690 Where does he like to be? - Heaven knows. 506 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,610 It clears up. 507 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:45,030 So you said that key ... with which you ... 508 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,860 gets everything from you, who comes from the sky? 509 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,030 Yes. - All right, I'll try it. 510 00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:55,790 Maybe the Madonna will throw it at me too. Let's try. 511 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,290 Maria! The key! 512 00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,880 Is it that? 513 00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:08,680 Do you really need to go home? Let's go eat ice cream! 514 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:10,970 Not now. - And when? 515 00:39:11,390 --> 00:39:14,100 I do not know. - Let's decide the sky. 516 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:19,100 Let the Madonna. Let's not disturb her for an ice cream! 517 00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:22,230 No, it is too important. 518 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:26,030 We can not decide that. I have to ask her. Maria! 519 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:31,490 Send someone to tell us when to go eat ice cream! 520 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,910 In 7 minutes. 521 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,750 I live here. - I've been here many times. 522 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:47,380 I was wondering who lives there. My business should go there. 523 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,170 The bookstore? - That's how we see each other every day. 524 00:39:50,590 --> 00:39:52,010 Goodbye. 525 00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:55,930 They were very nice. I need a bath now. 526 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,350 I forgot to say ... 527 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,520 Say it. 528 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:04,150 I have an overwhelming desire to sleep with you! 529 00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:08,480 But I do not say it. Especially not you. 530 00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:10,740 I would never say it. 531 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:17,290 What? - I want to sleep with you. And very often! 532 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:20,710 But I do not say it. Only if I were stupid would I say 533 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,790 that I would sleep with you immediately. Here, all my life. 534 00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:29,920 Run! Otherwise you will get wet! 535 00:40:32,590 --> 00:40:35,850 They are very wet! - Never mind ... the suit ... 536 00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:38,350 The hat yes ... That bothers me. 537 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,270 I would like to have a dry hat. But where can I find that? 538 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,940 What? Oh, that's easy! 539 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,030 Maria! Send someone to bring a hat to my friend! 540 00:40:57,370 --> 00:41:00,240 Good. Good evening Princess. Goodbye. 541 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,940 Waiter, the toilet? - Straight ahead, then left. 542 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,820 Uncle, here are the ostrich eggs! - Careful! 543 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,370 Is this an African dessert? - Yes, the last cry. 544 00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:43,200 An Ethiopian cake made of ostrich egg zabaione. 545 00:41:43,620 --> 00:41:46,790 That's the Empire! She is in the hotel for the party. 546 00:41:47,210 --> 00:41:50,000 What is there? An Ethiopian festival? 547 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:53,800 An official engagement. A marriage promise. 548 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:58,010 Get the car! Ernesto! The ostrich feathers! - Hello, Ernesto! 549 00:41:58,430 --> 00:42:02,430 Here, hold it. Stick it to the ostrich's beak. Now the white ... 550 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,190 Waiter? - You're welcome? 551 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:11,110 They wish? - The director's office. 552 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,740 The first left, in front of the stairs. - Thank you. 553 00:42:14,150 --> 00:42:17,490 What a bow! - This is the Grand Hotel. 554 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,370 If you do not get up, 555 00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:30,420 I swear to your father that I'll never talk to you again. 556 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,210 My whole life! 557 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,880 Everything is spinning in my head. 558 00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:41,140 Dora, my child. 559 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:44,640 Is your mother supposed to live walled in here? In this house? 560 00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:49,400 If you do not go there today, I can never go out on the street. 561 00:42:50,190 --> 00:42:53,730 I should sleep a little. First everything turned around left, 562 00:42:54,150 --> 00:42:57,400 now everything is turning around to the right. What is that? 563 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:02,200 Come back in an hour. - In an hour? 564 00:43:05,330 --> 00:43:09,670 Two months of preparations! They cost a fortune! 565 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:15,460 I count to 3! Do not you get up, I'll get you out by force. 566 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,630 One, 567 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:20,470 two 568 00:43:21,930 --> 00:43:23,140 and three. 569 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,240 He's very important to me ... - Guido! 570 00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:52,250 Signora Guicciardini! - Good to see her again. How are you? 571 00:43:52,670 --> 00:43:55,420 Good thank you. And you? - And the bookstore? 572 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,510 I'm almost there. - Congratulation. 573 00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,510 May I give you a piece of Ethiopian cake later? - Ethiopian? 574 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:07,430 Yes. It is completely made of ostrich eggs. - From ostrich eggs? 575 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:12,560 Signora Guicciardini! - General Graziosi, how are you? 576 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:15,820 Maybe she will publish the poems! 577 00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:18,860 I told you! - Remember, 578 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,530 I invite you today. That everything is clear. - Everything is organized. 579 00:44:23,950 --> 00:44:26,950 Sit down to the invitees. Acts like you're guests. 580 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:29,830 All in vain! - Whose feast is it? 581 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,580 An engagement. Oh, you know, who marries? 582 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,300 No? - Did not I say it? The spinner with the eggs! 583 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:43,090 Who does he marry? - I think she will not come. 584 00:44:43,510 --> 00:44:45,800 Everyone is waiting for you! 585 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:48,560 Guido! I'm looking for you all the time! 586 00:44:48,970 --> 00:44:51,100 Your uncle. - My uncle? 587 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,390 Something happened! - Where? 588 00:44:53,810 --> 00:44:56,770 Outside! The horse! - The horse? 589 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,900 What is it, uncle? What is it? Your horse! 590 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,950 Did they make up? What did you write? 591 00:45:06,370 --> 00:45:09,870 Attention, Jewish horse. - The same barbarians as always. 592 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:14,500 Really sad. What stupidity. "Jewish horse." 593 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,460 Do not take that seriously. They only did that because ... - No. 594 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,920 They did not do it because ... but "because". 595 00:45:23,010 --> 00:45:27,010 You have to get used to that. You will also experience it. 596 00:45:27,430 --> 00:45:30,430 What should happen to me? At the most, they take me off 597 00:45:30,850 --> 00:45:33,060 paint me yellow and write: 598 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,600 Attention, Jewish waiter. 599 00:45:36,020 --> 00:45:38,900 Come on, uncle. I did not know that your horse is a Jew. 600 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,440 I'll paint it tomorrow. Take it back to the stable. 601 00:46:02,630 --> 00:46:05,720 Look! At the front! - No! 602 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:12,270 I will surprise you! 603 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:26,450 I introduce you to Fido Giovanardi. - Whom? - Fido Giovanardi. 604 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,120 Guido! 605 00:46:35,330 --> 00:46:38,540 Doctor Lessing! Where you go? 606 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,630 An urgent telegram. Immediate departure to Berlin. 607 00:46:44,090 --> 00:46:48,130 And the flowers? - They are for you. For your departure. 608 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:50,800 I'll take one. 609 00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:54,220 I bring that with my wife. From Guido. 610 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,440 I felt very well with you. 611 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:02,900 You are the most imaginative waiter I have ever met. 612 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,570 Thank you. And you were my smartest guest. 613 00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:08,110 Thank you. 614 00:47:08,530 --> 00:47:10,240 Goodbye. 615 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:11,950 Ü the way, 616 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,790 if you say my name, 617 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,870 I disappeared. Who am I? 618 00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:24,710 If you say my name, I've disappeared. 619 00:47:25,130 --> 00:47:28,010 Am I gone ... 620 00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:30,680 What did he say? 621 00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:35,560 The silence! Beautiful! 622 00:47:35,970 --> 00:47:39,350 If you say my name, I've disappeared. The silence. 623 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:44,320 I'm not talking about Berlin. In the province, 624 00:47:44,730 --> 00:47:49,150 Grefeneck. 3rd grade elementary school. Listen to the task. 625 00:47:49,570 --> 00:47:52,160 I remember how impressed I was. 626 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:55,620 A madman costs the state on the day 4 marks. 627 00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,160 A cripple 4,50 marks. 628 00:47:58,950 --> 00:48:01,040 An epileptic 3.50 marks. 629 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:06,170 On average, that's 4 marks a day in 300,000 cases. 630 00:48:07,170 --> 00:48:11,050 How much would you save if these individuals were eliminated? 631 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,550 Not possible! 632 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:17,350 That's exactly what I thought. Not possible. 633 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:21,560 A 7-year-old child can not solve such a math problem! 634 00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:25,440 The bill is complex. The ratio, the percentage ... 635 00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:30,190 You need knowledge in algebra! Something for the upper school! 636 00:48:30,610 --> 00:48:34,410 You just have to multiply. How many cripples? 300,000. 637 00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:36,660 Yes. - 300,000 times 4. 638 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:41,750 If we kill everyone we save 1.2 million a day. Easy. 639 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,500 Exactly. Good! 640 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,330 But you are grown up. 641 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:50,050 In Germany solve the 7-year-old children. Another breed! 642 00:48:53,470 --> 00:48:55,850 Good day, princess. 643 00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:01,140 What did you say? - Hello, princess. On the cake. 644 00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:30,210 What are you standing there like rooted? Come on, let's dance. 645 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:32,150 Thank you, just two words, because you've known it for years. 646 00:50:33,190 --> 00:50:34,900 Dora and I became 647 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,370 House after house born, went to school together, had mutual friends. 648 00:50:39,950 --> 00:50:41,700 We were always together. 649 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,660 Well, only the military service we did not do together. 650 00:50:47,370 --> 00:50:48,580 Now. 651 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,210 Dora is the woman of my life, 652 00:50:51,630 --> 00:50:54,340 and I am the man of her life. 653 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,470 That's why we want to marry this year. 654 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,090 You are all on the 9th of April 655 00:51:00,510 --> 00:51:02,810 invited to the Basilica Santa Maria. 656 00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:07,310 Then we celebrate until dawn. Again here, all together. 657 00:51:07,730 --> 00:51:10,600 With just as much fun. 658 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,360 Kiss! Kiss! 659 00:51:34,170 --> 00:51:36,130 Guido! - Are not you feeling well? 660 00:51:36,550 --> 00:51:40,300 Whom? Me? No, I stumbled. 661 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:42,510 Did you hear it? - What? 662 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,510 What? - Nothing. 663 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,100 Thank you thank you. 664 00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:51,940 I'll do it! 665 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,570 What happened? - Nothing... 666 00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,320 I stumbled. It was nothing. 667 00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:03,620 I'll clean that up, thanks. 668 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:24,720 What about you? - Nothing. 669 00:52:25,140 --> 00:52:27,100 How are you? - Good. 670 00:52:27,510 --> 00:52:29,680 Who left the chair? 671 00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:33,270 How are you? - Good Good. 672 00:52:33,690 --> 00:52:35,860 I'm sorry. - All right. - Not that. 673 00:52:36,270 --> 00:52:40,150 And the guicciardini? - All right. - Do not leave her alone. 674 00:52:40,570 --> 00:52:43,280 I'll do it, go! 675 00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:54,290 Guido! How are you? 676 00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:59,340 Good. Why does everyone ask me? Do I have something? 677 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,090 No everything is fine. 678 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:05,800 But ... go to the kitchen. - Good. 679 00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:11,520 In the kitchen. 680 00:53:12,180 --> 00:53:16,610 Is everything crazy today? Where did they just put the kitchen? 681 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,620 Piripi, Piripi, who am I? - Who is this? 682 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,370 I! Are you stupid? - Bruno! 683 00:53:35,500 --> 00:53:37,670 I finally get to know you. 684 00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:42,340 He never introduced us. Was scared, the old crook. 685 00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,340 Now you do not have to go to the brothel. 686 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,510 Sorry for the disturbance! Congratulations and good luck! 687 00:53:49,930 --> 00:53:51,890 Old crook! 688 00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,690 A cheerful man. 689 00:53:55,850 --> 00:54:00,360 Signorina Dora, my congratulations. Now we can do it more often 690 00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:05,240 to see me for dinner. Rodolfo? - Good evening, prefect. 691 00:54:05,650 --> 00:54:08,070 Compliment. - Thank you. 692 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,750 I'm sorry. I pick up everything immediately. 693 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:17,960 Excuse me. 694 00:54:28,930 --> 00:54:32,470 Princess, are you here too? 695 00:54:46,610 --> 00:54:48,700 Take me away from here. 696 00:55:03,710 --> 00:55:07,090 And now, ladies and gentlemen, a splendid spectacle 697 00:55:07,510 --> 00:55:09,930 from the hotel management: 698 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:12,640 the Ethiopian cake. 699 00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:17,740 Thank you! Music, maestro! 700 00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:24,840 Congratulation. - Thank you. 701 00:56:26,630 --> 00:56:27,800 Please, princess. 702 00:56:29,630 --> 00:56:30,590 You? 703 00:56:32,050 --> 00:56:33,510 Quick, princess. 704 00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:55,820 But that... 705 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,330 is the spinner with the eggs! 706 00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:39,160 No! Ferruccio! 707 00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:42,870 He has the front door key! He took it! 708 00:57:47,830 --> 00:57:50,960 A piece of wire! I'll get her started! 709 00:57:51,380 --> 00:57:55,840 There! I'm a magician with that. That's what my father taught me. 710 00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:58,430 That's how I made my toys. 711 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:00,760 One, 712 00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,850 two. 713 00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:07,350 And she is up! 714 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,670 Giosuö! 715 00:58:37,550 --> 00:58:42,180 Giosuö! Come on, it's getting too late for mom! 716 00:58:47,190 --> 00:58:51,770 I lost my tank! - Come, we will find it again! 717 00:58:52,230 --> 00:58:55,110 Where did you lose him? - He's on the stairs. 718 00:58:55,530 --> 00:58:58,070 I will get him. Take the bike. 719 00:58:58,490 --> 00:59:02,450 I'll get Giosu's tank. 720 00:59:02,870 --> 00:59:04,870 Take it. 721 00:59:05,290 --> 00:59:06,660 Let's go. 722 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,790 More quickly! - drive, dad! - Slowly! 723 00:59:11,210 --> 00:59:13,380 We are late for school! 724 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,300 There is a horse! 725 00:59:18,470 --> 00:59:21,850 Stop ringing! I'm going to be deaf! - That's not me! 726 00:59:22,260 --> 00:59:24,560 This is Giosuö! - No, dad! 727 00:59:24,970 --> 00:59:27,060 Let me down! 728 00:59:37,070 --> 00:59:39,700 We are there. - I'll see you tonight. 729 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,370 Faster, dad! - Yes. 730 00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:49,120 One, two and three! 731 00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,670 We buy what for Mama? 732 01:00:00,090 --> 01:00:02,470 How much is it? - 15 lire. 733 01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:06,810 That's the wrong cake, like your tank. Let's go. 734 01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,600 "Entry forbidden 735 01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:13,520 for Jews and dogs." - Come. 736 01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:19,280 Why can not dogs and Jews go there, daddy? 737 01:00:19,690 --> 01:00:23,490 They do not want Jews and dogs because everyone does what they want. 738 01:00:23,910 --> 01:00:26,120 There is a hardware store. 739 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:29,870 For example, they do not let Spaniards and horses get in. 740 01:00:30,290 --> 01:00:31,620 There, the pharmacist. 741 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:35,590 I wanted to go in with a Chinese and his kangaroo. 742 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,840 But they do not want Chinese and kangaroos. 743 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:42,760 What can I say! - But we'll let everyone in at the bookstore. 744 01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:45,970 No. Who do you dislike? 745 01:00:46,390 --> 01:00:48,720 Be crazy. And you? - The Visigoths. 746 01:00:49,140 --> 01:00:53,730 Tomorrow we write: "Entry forbidden to spiders and Visigoths." 747 01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:56,480 I am really the Visigoths. 748 01:01:06,950 --> 01:01:08,830 Everything for half the price! 749 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,120 Guido Orefice? - That's me. They wish? 750 01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:16,630 Come with me to the prefecture. - Again. - He was already there. 751 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,050 Let's go. - What for? 752 01:01:22,340 --> 01:01:25,890 Is he one of you? - Yes. Let's go. - All right. 753 01:01:26,300 --> 01:01:28,100 I come with. - No! 754 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:30,560 It goes fast. - Lightning fast. 755 01:01:30,970 --> 01:01:33,100 Do you see? Ciao. 756 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,190 Giosuö, be nice to the customers. 757 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:39,020 I will come back immediately. 758 01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:44,460 I take this. - That costs 5 lire. 759 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:48,220 But no, here is 10 lire. 760 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,100 Today everything for half price. 761 01:02:53,390 --> 01:02:57,640 Give that to your mom. Tell her, it comes from the grandma. 762 01:02:58,060 --> 01:03:01,310 I do not know my grandma. I never saw her. 763 01:03:01,730 --> 01:03:04,070 Would you like that? - Yes. 764 01:03:05,530 --> 01:03:08,110 Tomorrow you will get to know her. - Tomorrow? 765 01:03:08,530 --> 01:03:11,490 Yes, because tomorrow is your birthday. 766 01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:13,990 And grandma brings you a present. 767 01:03:14,410 --> 01:03:17,210 A new tank? - no. 768 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,960 A surprise. 769 01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:22,880 Give the letter to your mother. 770 01:03:24,710 --> 01:03:26,550 Your change, Grandma. 771 01:03:35,430 --> 01:03:39,940 When are you coming back? - In 1 hour. I'll get vases for my uncle tomorrow. 772 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:45,230 And what did the grandma say then? - That she comes tomorrow. 773 01:03:47,570 --> 01:03:48,950 It is about time. 774 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,820 JUDIC BUSINESS 775 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:56,660 You have to take a bath now! - I have only Friday! 776 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,660 That's true. - And you, put on a fresh shirt! 777 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,670 I have only Thursday! - Do not forget the flowers! 778 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:05,500 I have already picked. I'll get her. 779 01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:07,920 I come with! - No, you are bathing. 780 01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:12,430 Come, the water is getting cold, you stubborn! - I do not want to bathe! I do not want! 781 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,890 Come on! I have to pick up the grandma! 782 01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:26,570 Where should the flowers go? - Put it down, I'll be right there. - Good. 783 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,200 I have just bathed Friday! 784 01:04:38,950 --> 01:04:40,660 Giosuö! 785 01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:45,630 Where is he? - No idea. Somewhere there. 786 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,880 But you clear that up! - Yes sure! 787 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:52,970 The flowers are beautiful! - Yes. I'll bring it to you. 788 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:58,010 You want flowers? - Yes. - Coming now! Flowers, come! 789 01:04:58,430 --> 01:05:00,480 Commode, come! 790 01:05:00,890 --> 01:05:02,850 Schopenhauer! The will! 791 01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:05,900 I want the dresser to come! 792 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:09,400 Near, dresser, close! 793 01:05:09,820 --> 01:05:13,110 This dresser looks pretty dirty. 794 01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:16,490 Good day, princess! 795 01:05:20,790 --> 01:05:23,750 He can already read and write? - Since over a year. 796 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:27,590 You did well. - Here we are. 797 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,630 I'll help you get out. - No no. I can do it. 798 01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:51,440 Dora, what does that mean? 799 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:13,670 We are there! 800 01:06:14,090 --> 01:06:17,050 No, that's just a railroad crossing. Come here! 801 01:06:19,470 --> 01:06:21,510 Are you going to tell me where we're going? 802 01:06:21,930 --> 01:06:25,690 Where are we going? You've asked me that a thousand times! 803 01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:29,900 We're going ... to this place ... What's his name? 804 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,690 We drive... 805 01:06:32,110 --> 01:06:35,400 Where to? - Oh come! What day is it today? 806 01:06:35,820 --> 01:06:37,860 Today is your birthday! 807 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:40,990 You wanted to make a nice trip, right? 808 01:06:41,410 --> 01:06:44,250 It took me months to organize everything! 809 01:06:45,460 --> 01:06:47,500 Do you know where we are going? We drive... 810 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:50,340 No. Your mother has forbidden me to betray it. 811 01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:52,550 Otherwise she will get angry. 812 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,340 And the funniest thing is: My dad did that for me too! 813 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,850 I have to laugh so! 814 01:07:06,980 --> 01:07:10,610 Do not make me betray it! I want you to see it yourself. 815 01:07:11,770 --> 01:07:14,150 A surprise, so ... 816 01:07:14,570 --> 01:07:15,780 Is that funny! 817 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:20,450 I'm tired, dad. - Yes, sleep, my little one. 818 01:07:24,790 --> 01:07:26,120 Uncle! 819 01:07:26,540 --> 01:07:29,170 Where are we driving to? Where are you taking us? 820 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:52,270 What time is it? Oh! It goes on time! 821 01:07:52,690 --> 01:07:55,320 Perfectly organized! You have never ridden a train, right? 822 01:07:55,730 --> 01:07:59,320 No. Is it beautiful? - Beautiful! You will soon see 823 01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:01,860 everything is made of wood inside, no seats ... 824 01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:05,080 No seats? - Are you kidding? Seats on the train? 825 01:08:05,490 --> 01:08:09,790 You realize that you have never been on a train. No, it is said that it is tight ... 826 01:08:10,210 --> 01:08:12,250 What do you think! Do you see the snake? 827 01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:15,340 I just got the last tickets. 828 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,840 Come, otherwise they say 829 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:20,380 Too late, everything is full! Go home! 830 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,970 Stop! We have reserved! Leave our seats free! 831 01:08:24,390 --> 01:08:28,640 Look at the snake! Come on, Giosuö! There we are! 832 01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:30,890 We have reserved! 833 01:08:33,270 --> 01:08:35,730 Thank you! Let's go! 834 01:08:38,150 --> 01:08:39,440 They wish? 835 01:08:40,150 --> 01:08:43,030 There was an error. 836 01:08:43,450 --> 01:08:44,910 An error? 837 01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:48,490 My husband and son are on the train. 838 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,160 What is your husband's name? 839 01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:53,790 Orefice, Guido. 840 01:08:54,420 --> 01:08:56,500 Orefice, Guido. 841 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:04,590 Orefice, Giosuö and Orefice, Eliseo are also on the train. 842 01:09:05,930 --> 01:09:07,810 This is not a mistake! 843 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,640 I want to go too. 844 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:17,070 Everything is ready. - Then he should leave. 845 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:18,820 Come on, go! 846 01:09:21,690 --> 01:09:24,030 Go home, Signora! 847 01:09:24,450 --> 01:09:26,120 I want to join this train. 848 01:09:35,290 --> 01:09:37,750 Let me on the train! 849 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:09,660 Mummy! 850 01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:16,330 They stopped the train so they can get in. 851 01:12:19,370 --> 01:12:20,920 Uncle! 852 01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:59,500 He is tired. 853 01:12:59,910 --> 01:13:03,540 Well, giosue, how is it? Satisfied? 854 01:13:04,710 --> 01:13:07,960 I did not like the train. - Me neither. 855 01:13:08,380 --> 01:13:12,130 Back we take the bus. Hello! Back we take the bus! 856 01:13:12,550 --> 01:13:15,010 With seats! I told you. 857 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,510 Yes this is good. 858 01:13:17,930 --> 01:13:21,850 I agree. Did you see? Everything organized. 859 01:13:22,270 --> 01:13:26,480 Did you see the snake? People are standing, they are jostling ... 860 01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:30,440 Everyone wants to go in here! - Dad, what's that game? 861 01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:35,870 What kind of game is that? That's the thingda play. The game... 862 01:13:36,450 --> 01:13:39,620 The game ... We all play against each other. 863 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:42,790 Do you understand? Everything is organized. 864 01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:45,670 The men come here, the women there. 865 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,840 And the soldiers ... they make the schedule. 866 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:52,210 Oh, that's difficult! This is not so easy! 867 01:13:52,630 --> 01:13:55,930 And if you make a mistake, you have to go home immediately. 868 01:13:56,340 --> 01:13:58,010 It means be careful, Giosue! 869 01:13:58,430 --> 01:14:01,810 But: Whoever wins, gets the first prize! 870 01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:04,310 Are you telling me what price that is? 871 01:14:04,730 --> 01:14:07,400 The first prize, I've already said that! 872 01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:10,820 A tank. - But I already have a tank! 873 01:14:11,230 --> 01:14:14,450 No, a real tank! Brand New! 874 01:14:14,820 --> 01:14:17,070 I do not believe that. 875 01:14:17,490 --> 01:14:20,620 But it's true! I just do not want to tell you. 876 01:14:27,170 --> 01:14:29,040 Where is the uncle going? 877 01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:31,880 To another team. Everything organized! 878 01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:34,220 Ciao, uncle! - Ciao! 879 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,510 A tank! 880 01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:55,150 Well, what did I say? 881 01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:57,780 Something extraordinary! 882 01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,280 What a place! Let's go, otherwise we will not get a place! 883 01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:04,160 We have reserved! Two single beds! 884 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:08,540 Come over! May I? Well, here we are! 885 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:12,130 Where is it? Ah, there it is! 886 01:15:14,170 --> 01:15:17,260 Here we sleep. We cuddle very close together. 887 01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:22,970 Dad, it's so ugly here, it stinks. I want to mom! 888 01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:25,060 Later Yes? 889 01:15:25,470 --> 01:15:27,940 I'm hungry! - We're eating too! 890 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,770 And besides, they are evil. She screams. 891 01:15:31,190 --> 01:15:35,440 That's because they all want the tank. You have to be tough! 892 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,360 May I go to mom? 893 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:40,360 After the game. 894 01:15:40,780 --> 01:15:42,870 And when is that? 895 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:46,290 You have to earn 1000 points. 896 01:15:47,620 --> 01:15:49,960 And whoever has 1,000 points first wins the tank. 897 01:15:50,370 --> 01:15:53,210 I do not think so. Can we get something to eat? 898 01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:55,840 What to eat? 899 01:15:56,260 --> 01:16:00,010 We just ask. Here are all friends! Look, the thing ... 900 01:16:00,430 --> 01:16:01,680 Bartolomeo. 901 01:16:02,090 --> 01:16:04,680 Tell me, did the man come by, 902 01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:07,180 who distributes the jam sandwiches? 903 01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:11,900 Bad luck! There we were a second too late! 904 01:16:12,310 --> 01:16:16,610 But he will come over again? Ah great! He will come again. 905 01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:27,410 What did he say? - He is looking for one who speaks German. 906 01:16:27,830 --> 01:16:30,080 He wants to explain the camp rules. 907 01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:35,710 Do you speak in German? - no. 908 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:48,890 The game begins. Only who is here, may participate. 909 01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:56,230 You win with 1000 points. The price is a real tank. 910 01:16:57,820 --> 01:16:59,150 The lucky guy! 911 01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:10,660 The ranger is called every day over loudspeakers. 912 01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:15,500 The last one gets a sign on the back, on the "donkey" stands. 913 01:17:22,590 --> 01:17:27,680 We are with the bad guys who are screaming. Those who are afraid lose points. 914 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:44,700 In three cases you lose points. 915 01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:48,780 First, they lose: Those who cry. 916 01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:52,080 Second, those who want to mother. 917 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:55,330 Third, those who want to eat something. 918 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:57,460 That does not exist! 919 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,220 Who is hungry, easily loses points. 920 01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:10,350 I lost 40 points myself, 921 01:18:10,510 --> 01:18:13,100 because I wanted a jam bread. 922 01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:16,730 With apricot jam. 923 01:18:18,020 --> 01:18:19,360 He because of strawberry jam. 924 01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,660 Do not ask for lollipops, you will not get one. 925 01:18:28,820 --> 01:18:30,580 We all eat them ourselves! 926 01:18:32,870 --> 01:18:35,210 Yesterday I ate twenty. 927 01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:37,080 I had a stomachache! 928 01:18:38,290 --> 01:18:41,130 After all, it was tasty. But let's leave that. 929 01:18:49,930 --> 01:18:52,060 Excuse me for leaving so fast 930 01:18:52,220 --> 01:18:54,640 but I play hide-and-seek and do not want to be found. 931 01:19:03,610 --> 01:19:06,990 Excuse me ... - Do not ask me, asks Bartolomeo. 932 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:10,910 He tells you everything, and then he tells it to me. 933 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:12,990 1,000 points? 934 01:19:13,410 --> 01:19:15,330 I told you! That will be funny! 935 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:19,580 They are crazy! That weighs at least 100 kilos! 936 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:24,000 Here it is determined 3,000 degrees hot! Vittorino, I can not anymore. 937 01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:26,760 Already at the very first? - How so? Are there more? 938 01:19:27,170 --> 01:19:29,470 See you tonight, Guido! - I beg your pardon? 939 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:32,760 Bartolomeo, what's up? Where are they taking you? 940 01:19:33,180 --> 01:19:35,270 To the infirmary, because of my arm. 941 01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,150 Mom mia! We're dying here, Vittorino! 942 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:43,230 I can not anymore. I'll take it off. 943 01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:45,650 What should happen? 944 01:19:46,070 --> 01:19:49,450 They kill you. - What? - They kill you! 945 01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:53,450 Where should he go? - down there. 946 01:19:53,870 --> 01:19:58,040 Damn shit, I can not anymore! I can not do it anymore, Vittorino! 947 01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,790 Vittorino! 948 01:20:04,210 --> 01:20:06,760 Here are 10,000 degrees! 949 01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:38,500 Father! 950 01:20:38,910 --> 01:20:39,960 Father! 951 01:20:46,170 --> 01:20:48,010 Well, Giosu? 952 01:20:50,340 --> 01:20:51,930 I have... 953 01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:56,720 Look here! Fine, what? 954 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,640 We are registered. 955 01:21:02,060 --> 01:21:05,190 There was this umpire, with whom you log in, 956 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:08,980 and he said: "You and your son are not allowed to play. 957 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,990 You did not pay the fee. " 958 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:16,910 I got a big scare. He said we should go home. 959 01:21:17,330 --> 01:21:21,500 I answered, "Go home, Giosue and I are registered, 960 01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:26,250 you funny guy! Give me the number right away! "He gave it to me, great, what? 961 01:21:26,670 --> 01:21:30,340 For safety's sake, I let them write me here. 962 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:35,010 Here you can see what a beautiful place Papa brought you! 963 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:39,770 Say, did you play with the kids today? 964 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:43,310 Yes, but the kids do not know the rules! 965 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:49,360 You said you do not win a tank and there are no points. 966 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:53,360 And you fell for that? These are clever foxes! 967 01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:56,450 They just want to win by themselves! That's a joke! 968 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:58,780 Do not fall for it! 969 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,450 How many points did we get today? 970 01:22:01,870 --> 01:22:04,460 50. Well, 48. 971 01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:07,040 I was deducted 2 points, because ... 972 01:22:07,460 --> 01:22:11,130 because I stumbled when I was rocking. 973 01:22:11,550 --> 01:22:15,050 What the hell. I nearly died laughing today! 974 01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:16,470 Oh, Giosu! 975 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:19,810 I had so much fun! 976 01:22:20,220 --> 01:22:23,430 I am looking forward to tomorrow. On the swings, 977 01:22:23,850 --> 01:22:26,480 on the flag claw, on the catch games ... 978 01:22:26,900 --> 01:22:28,900 On the many games, 979 01:22:29,310 --> 01:22:32,230 I can not think of anyone anymore. They had a stamina! 980 01:22:32,650 --> 01:22:34,780 At some point I could not anymore. Tell me, 981 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,320 did you eat something? - Yes, but I did not ask for it. 982 01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:42,290 Very good! Then you have earned 12 points! 983 01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:45,750 I'm 48, you 12, that's 60. 984 01:22:46,170 --> 01:22:48,960 So we already have 60 points! 985 01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:52,920 Look, a bread without jam, Giosuö! 986 01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:55,260 Here, eat! 987 01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:57,380 Thank you! 988 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:01,220 Are 60 points a lot? - Listen, are you kidding? 989 01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,180 Of course 60 points are a lot! 990 01:23:06,060 --> 01:23:07,810 Look, who's there! 991 01:23:08,230 --> 01:23:10,560 Bartolomeo! How did it go? 992 01:23:11,940 --> 01:23:14,820 It could not be worse! I only got 20 points. 993 01:23:18,570 --> 01:23:20,660 But we have more. 994 01:23:21,530 --> 01:23:23,700 Do not tell him! We lead! 995 01:23:33,210 --> 01:23:35,800 I said, no children and old people! 996 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:38,300 Purely! You are not working! 997 01:23:39,220 --> 01:23:40,680 Come on, go down! 998 01:23:42,050 --> 01:23:44,930 Forward! A little fast, you pretty! 999 01:23:46,430 --> 01:23:48,690 That is new. She got it right away. 1000 01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:53,980 The one from the top was nice at first. Now she is the worst of them all. 1001 01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:56,490 At the very least, it spares the elderly and the children. 1002 01:23:56,900 --> 01:24:00,860 She does not send her to work because they are all killed! 1003 01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:03,580 In the next few days they call you to shower: 1004 01:24:03,990 --> 01:24:07,660 Children, to shower! But the shower is this: 1005 01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:10,170 the gas chamber! 1006 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,930 How does that work? 1007 01:24:25,350 --> 01:24:26,970 Vittorino! 1008 01:24:28,270 --> 01:24:30,390 Where did you get all the anvils from? 1009 01:24:30,810 --> 01:24:32,730 Papa.PaPa! 1010 01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:36,980 Giosue! What are you doing here? You can not stay here! 1011 01:24:37,570 --> 01:24:38,780 Go! 1012 01:24:39,190 --> 01:24:41,240 Go to the other kids! 1013 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:46,370 But I heard that the children have to take a shower and I do not want to! 1014 01:24:48,080 --> 01:24:49,960 Take a shower immediately! - No! 1015 01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:52,670 But! - No I'm not going! 1016 01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,670 Yes, you go! 1017 01:24:55,710 --> 01:24:57,300 What are you doing? 1018 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:00,630 We do ... we do ... 1019 01:25:01,050 --> 01:25:03,720 the thing ... the tank. 1020 01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:07,640 We build the tank. We are still at the chains. 1021 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:11,060 We are in default because we have so much fun. 1022 01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:14,020 You can not stay here. Go on, take a shower! 1023 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:17,110 But I do not want to! 1024 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:21,070 Dick head! I tell Mama that! That will cost you 10 points. 1025 01:25:21,490 --> 01:25:24,530 Hide yourself over there. When I'm done, we'll go together. 1026 01:25:24,950 --> 01:25:28,080 Do not get caught! Is that funny! 1027 01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:46,050 Take everything off and hang it up! 1028 01:25:47,180 --> 01:25:50,270 After showering you get the things again. Forward! 1029 01:25:53,690 --> 01:25:56,100 Remember the number for the clothes! 1030 01:25:59,650 --> 01:26:02,440 Women and children shower together. 1031 01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:05,070 Did you hurt yourself, Signora? 1032 01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:17,500 Thanks, Bartolomeo. 1033 01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:20,170 From now on, you always have to stay hidden. 1034 01:26:20,590 --> 01:26:23,300 If they find you, we are leaving. 1035 01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,430 What should I do? - Nothing. Vittorino, help me! 1036 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,180 Just stay hidden all day. 1037 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,470 Nobody is allowed to see you. 1038 01:26:31,890 --> 01:26:35,390 Especially the bad guys, the ones who always scream. Remember! 1039 01:26:35,810 --> 01:26:39,610 Hide yourself! This is the most difficult phase, Giosue. 1040 01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:42,320 But if that works, the tank belongs to us. 1041 01:26:42,730 --> 01:26:44,950 For that we get 120 points per day. 1042 01:26:45,360 --> 01:26:47,740 I'll take you with me. Have no fear. You're gone. 1043 01:26:48,160 --> 01:26:51,160 Nobody saw you. Nobody knows you. Who? Where? 1044 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:52,580 Do you understand? 1045 01:26:57,790 --> 01:26:59,080 I see you! 1046 01:27:01,290 --> 01:27:02,340 Sehrguu 1047 01:28:19,290 --> 01:28:21,370 Is there someone? Am I disrupting? 1048 01:28:29,670 --> 01:28:31,090 Come over! 1049 01:28:32,510 --> 01:28:34,600 Quick, come! 1050 01:28:40,020 --> 01:28:41,940 Good day, princess! 1051 01:28:42,350 --> 01:28:46,110 Last night I dreamed of you! 1052 01:28:46,570 --> 01:28:48,240 We were in the cinema. 1053 01:28:48,650 --> 01:28:51,820 You had the pink costume that I like so much. 1054 01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:54,370 I'm just thinking of you, princess! 1055 01:28:54,780 --> 01:28:56,990 Only to you! And now: 1056 01:28:57,410 --> 01:28:58,750 Mummy! 1057 01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:02,790 Dad drives me around in a wheelbarrow and can not steer! 1058 01:29:03,210 --> 01:29:04,790 That is fun! 1059 01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:08,590 And we lead! How many points do we already have, Dad? 1060 01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:11,680 Laufl Back there are the bad guys screaming! 1061 01:29:12,090 --> 01:29:14,680 Where? - There! Come on! 1062 01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,100 Come on, Giosuö! 1063 01:29:28,730 --> 01:29:31,570 Dad, are things dry? - Yes. 1064 01:29:31,990 --> 01:29:34,110 They are dry. Here! 1065 01:29:35,530 --> 01:29:37,620 Get dressed! 1066 01:29:51,420 --> 01:29:54,680 Bartolomeo! Where are Vittorio, Alfonso and all the others? 1067 01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:57,180 They did not make it. 1068 01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:52,940 If you say my name, I've disappeared. 1069 01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:54,740 The silence. 1070 01:31:00,410 --> 01:31:02,830 The Grand Hotel. 1071 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,330 Guido? 1072 01:31:28,650 --> 01:31:30,560 I was worried. What was going on? 1073 01:31:30,980 --> 01:31:34,150 They are crazy, Bartolomeo! 1074 01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:36,990 Colonel of the visit, yes? 1075 01:31:37,400 --> 01:31:40,070 I know that from the Grand Hotel. 1076 01:31:40,490 --> 01:31:44,370 And now they are making a meal for the officers and their wives. 1077 01:31:44,790 --> 01:31:48,250 He said when I serve this food, 1078 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:52,420 Maybe he will help me. Maybe he'll take us here. 1079 01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:55,050 Giosuö! 1080 01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,720 Bartolomeo, did you see Giosue? 1081 01:32:01,140 --> 01:32:03,220 Why not? Giosuö! 1082 01:32:10,230 --> 01:32:11,980 Come out! 1083 01:32:12,400 --> 01:32:13,730 No. 1084 01:32:14,150 --> 01:32:16,110 But! - no. 1085 01:32:16,530 --> 01:32:18,320 Why not? Come over! 1086 01:32:19,280 --> 01:32:22,490 So. You are very dirty! 1087 01:32:22,910 --> 01:32:24,990 Where have you been? 1088 01:32:25,410 --> 01:32:28,040 I had to finish the game of cards. 1089 01:32:28,870 --> 01:32:32,130 They make buttons and soap out of us. 1090 01:32:34,380 --> 01:32:38,050 What are you talking about? - We are all burned in the oven. 1091 01:32:39,010 --> 01:32:41,890 Who said that? - A man. 1092 01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:46,350 He cried and said they make buttons and soap out of us. 1093 01:32:49,810 --> 01:32:53,100 But you've got yourself put in there again! 1094 01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:55,520 I thought you were smart, nimble 1095 01:32:55,940 --> 01:32:57,610 and smart! Buttons and soap 1096 01:32:58,030 --> 01:33:00,900 out of people? That would be the height! 1097 01:33:01,820 --> 01:33:03,450 You believed that? 1098 01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:08,040 Imagine, I wash my hands with Bartolomeo. 1099 01:33:08,450 --> 01:33:11,660 I'll get involved! Then I turn to Francesco. 1100 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:13,960 Oh, that's it! 1101 01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:16,630 Giorgio fell down on me! And this 1102 01:33:17,050 --> 01:33:19,590 should be a human? Listen! 1103 01:33:20,010 --> 01:33:24,260 He tricked you! Buttons and soap! And what else did he say? 1104 01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:26,850 That they burn us in the oven. 1105 01:33:30,730 --> 01:33:32,890 They burn us in the oven. 1106 01:33:34,100 --> 01:33:35,860 They burn us! 1107 01:33:36,270 --> 01:33:39,320 You fell for it? But you also believe everything! 1108 01:33:39,730 --> 01:33:43,780 I have heard of wood fire already, but of human fire? Never! 1109 01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:45,370 Does one say: 1110 01:33:45,780 --> 01:33:48,540 I do not have wood anymore! Then the other: "Take the lawyer!" 1111 01:33:48,950 --> 01:33:53,210 He does not burn properly, the lawyer is still very green! The only smokes! 1112 01:33:53,620 --> 01:33:54,670 So Giosuö! 1113 01:33:55,080 --> 01:33:57,210 Buttons and soap ... Burn us ... 1114 01:33:57,630 --> 01:33:59,550 Let's talk about serious things. 1115 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:02,630 I have sackhats tomorrow with the bad guys and ... 1116 01:34:03,050 --> 01:34:05,140 It's enough, dad. I want to go home. 1117 01:34:07,890 --> 01:34:10,430 Now? - Immediately. 1118 01:34:10,850 --> 01:34:13,690 But it is raining! You get 40 degrees fever! 1119 01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:16,020 I do not care. Let's go! 1120 01:34:17,310 --> 01:34:20,610 Well, if you want, let's go. 1121 01:34:21,030 --> 01:34:23,030 I'll just get our stuff. 1122 01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:25,280 Agreed? - Can we go? 1123 01:34:25,700 --> 01:34:29,120 For sure! Or do you think they hold us by force? 1124 01:34:29,530 --> 01:34:32,660 That would be the height! That would be even nicer! 1125 01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,410 So go. 1126 01:34:34,830 --> 01:34:37,790 Let's pack our bags and go. Pity! 1127 01:34:38,210 --> 01:34:41,380 We are in the lead. But who gets out, retires. 1128 01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:43,880 The tank wins another child. 1129 01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:46,930 There are no other children! Just me! 1130 01:34:47,340 --> 01:34:50,140 No children? But there are quite a few! All over! 1131 01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:54,680 And where? - They are hiding! You must not let yourself be seen! 1132 01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:58,690 This is a serious game! - I do not understand the game, 1133 01:34:59,110 --> 01:35:00,770 but how many points do we have? 1134 01:35:01,190 --> 01:35:05,200 687. I've told you that a thousand times. 1135 01:35:05,610 --> 01:35:07,450 So, come on. 1136 01:35:07,860 --> 01:35:10,410 We lead, but if you want to leave ... - We lead? 1137 01:35:10,830 --> 01:35:15,500 Yes sure. I told you! But who gets out ... 1138 01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:18,880 I saw the ranking yesterday. We lead. 1139 01:35:19,290 --> 01:35:23,210 Ciao, Bartolomeo! We go. We do not feel like it anymore. 1140 01:35:23,630 --> 01:35:27,130 Oh, listen! Did you see the tank? He's done. 1141 01:35:27,550 --> 01:35:30,510 Clean the spark plugs again before you go Iosfährst! 1142 01:35:31,180 --> 01:35:33,260 And pull the choke, 1143 01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:37,350 otherwise the cannon gets stuck in the chains. 1144 01:35:37,770 --> 01:35:40,400 Have you seen how beautiful the cannon has become? 1145 01:35:40,810 --> 01:35:44,320 And do not drive with the handbrake on! So, we both go. 1146 01:35:44,730 --> 01:35:46,440 Giosuö wants to get out. 1147 01:35:46,860 --> 01:35:49,950 Instead of driving home with the tank, we just take the bus. 1148 01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:54,870 Ciao! Giosuö and I are leaving. We do not feel like it anymore. Take care! 1149 01:35:55,290 --> 01:35:57,660 Come on, Giosuö, or we'll miss the bus! 1150 01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:00,420 Goodbye to you all! 1151 01:36:03,340 --> 01:36:04,960 Giosuö, come! 1152 01:36:07,220 --> 01:36:08,300 Come over! 1153 01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:12,220 But it is raining! I get 40 degrees fever! 1154 01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:24,880 It's me! 1155 01:37:25,290 --> 01:37:27,800 I have something important to tell you. Hurry up! 1156 01:37:28,210 --> 01:37:30,300 Since this morning the guy escapes me! 1157 01:37:30,720 --> 01:37:33,840 Is there really still a child? - One? 2000! They are like the mice, 1158 01:37:34,260 --> 01:37:37,310 hide everywhere. They want the tank, the bastards! 1159 01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:39,310 Stop, wait! 1160 01:37:42,140 --> 01:37:45,270 I think I saw him. He has to be here somewhere. 1161 01:37:45,690 --> 01:37:49,230 See if he's hiding in there! 1162 01:37:49,650 --> 01:37:51,740 I'm waiting here and take care. Go! 1163 01:37:59,120 --> 01:38:01,080 Dad, here he is! 1164 01:38:01,500 --> 01:38:02,960 Is he blond? - Yes. 1165 01:38:03,370 --> 01:38:05,580 Then it is him. His name is "tail". 1166 01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:10,170 He's been in there for three weeks. He was second. We turned it off! 1167 01:38:11,010 --> 01:38:13,720 Sooner or later, I will find the others too! 1168 01:38:14,130 --> 01:38:16,180 How many are there? - Many! 1169 01:38:16,590 --> 01:38:18,470 They are all hiding. 1170 01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:30,900 Dad, look! - There's a hiding place! 1171 01:38:32,820 --> 01:38:34,860 Seen, seen, excreted. Let's go. 1172 01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:45,620 Shit, she saw us! - Are we eliminated now? 1173 01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:50,210 No. She's coming to get you. Now the game of the mute begins. 1174 01:38:50,630 --> 01:38:54,300 Do you understand? From now on you are not allowed to speak anymore. Swear it! 1175 01:38:56,050 --> 01:38:58,470 Swear it! - I swear. 1176 01:39:01,180 --> 01:39:03,350 They talk strangely. You do not understand anything. 1177 01:39:03,770 --> 01:39:06,390 Just stay silent, then we'll get the price. 1178 01:39:06,810 --> 01:39:10,860 Here are only the best of the leaderboard. That's the game of the mute, right? 1179 01:39:11,270 --> 01:39:13,070 Always stay silent! 1180 01:39:18,740 --> 01:39:22,740 What are you doing with the child? - I rest! You can never speak! 1181 01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:24,080 Clear? 1182 01:39:24,410 --> 01:39:25,460 I swear. 1183 01:40:21,430 --> 01:40:24,180 I have to talk to you. It is very important. 1184 01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:28,180 Where? When? - I give you a sign. Later. 1185 01:40:40,860 --> 01:40:42,110 Thank you! 1186 01:41:12,810 --> 01:41:14,940 Thank you. - Thanks again! 1187 01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:17,730 Thank you. - Thank you! 1188 01:41:18,150 --> 01:41:20,320 Thank you. - I agree. Thank you thank you thank you. 1189 01:41:28,370 --> 01:41:31,750 I told you not to talk to the children! 1190 01:41:58,860 --> 01:42:01,650 Doctor! My wife is here too. 1191 01:42:24,090 --> 01:42:27,970 Slowly, Giosuö! Eat slowly, otherwise you will get a stomachache. 1192 01:42:28,390 --> 01:42:31,520 We are ahead! Maybe we can go sooner! 1193 01:42:31,930 --> 01:42:34,480 Maybe the game is over sooner! 1194 01:42:34,890 --> 01:42:37,810 Make no mistake, so close to the finish! 1195 01:42:38,230 --> 01:42:39,770 Slowly! 1196 01:43:01,750 --> 01:43:03,670 So, Guido, take care: 1197 01:43:09,350 --> 01:43:13,350 Fat, fat, ugly, ugly, and wholly yellow. 1198 01:43:15,020 --> 01:43:17,100 Are you asking me where I am, 1199 01:43:17,520 --> 01:43:19,940 I answer you: quack, quack, quack. 1200 01:43:26,030 --> 01:43:28,820 When I go, I do: Pop, pop. 1201 01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:31,870 Who am I? Tell me! 1202 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:38,120 A duckling, right? 1203 01:43:41,130 --> 01:43:44,300 A duckling chick? 1204 01:43:44,710 --> 01:43:47,300 But that's not it! 1205 01:43:48,130 --> 01:43:51,260 I got that from a friendly veterinarian from Vienna. 1206 01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:53,850 And I can send him my puzzle first, 1207 01:43:54,270 --> 01:43:56,600 if I have solved his! 1208 01:43:58,350 --> 01:44:01,520 I already thought of a platypus. 1209 01:44:02,570 --> 01:44:06,900 But that does not make "quack, quack quack"! The platypus makes "fft, fft, fft"! 1210 01:44:08,610 --> 01:44:11,320 That's how the platypus works! 1211 01:44:12,530 --> 01:44:16,160 I translated it into Italian for you tonight. 1212 01:44:18,370 --> 01:44:20,250 So? Do you know the answer? 1213 01:44:22,290 --> 01:44:24,380 Everything points to the ducklings! 1214 01:44:27,010 --> 01:44:29,090 Help me, Guido! 1215 01:44:32,510 --> 01:44:35,260 For heaven's sake, help me! 1216 01:44:37,270 --> 01:44:39,770 I can not sleep anymore! 1217 01:47:22,890 --> 01:47:24,980 Giosuö! Come here! 1218 01:47:28,020 --> 01:47:31,770 I am tired! - Yes. Come on, let's go now. 1219 01:47:36,650 --> 01:47:38,450 Where are we? 1220 01:47:38,860 --> 01:47:41,200 Maybe I'm lost. 1221 01:47:41,620 --> 01:47:44,580 That's good, Giosuö, sleep and dream something beautiful. 1222 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:47,160 Maybe everything is just a dream. 1223 01:47:47,580 --> 01:47:51,960 We dream, Giosuö. Mum awakes us tomorrow morning 1224 01:47:52,380 --> 01:47:55,710 with two large cups of coffee and milk and biscuits. 1225 01:47:56,970 --> 01:48:00,890 First we eat, and then I love her two or three times ... 1226 01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:04,560 if I can. 1227 01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:55,110 Excuse me. Bartolomeo! 1228 01:48:55,520 --> 01:48:59,190 The two officers are called out for the twentieth time. They left! 1229 01:48:59,820 --> 01:49:03,370 Did you still understand something in German? - Do you have to understand German? 1230 01:49:03,780 --> 01:49:06,330 The war is over, everyone is cutting. 1231 01:49:06,740 --> 01:49:08,540 Where are the vices going? 1232 01:49:08,950 --> 01:49:11,250 That's the most important thing: not on the vices! 1233 01:49:11,670 --> 01:49:15,840 They leave fully and come back empty. Got it, where are you going? 1234 01:49:17,250 --> 01:49:20,920 And the women? We should scatter outside the barracks, 1235 01:49:21,340 --> 01:49:24,430 otherwise they will kill us like rats. Nothing like it! 1236 01:49:24,850 --> 01:49:27,350 For hours you can hear MGs and dogs barking. 1237 01:49:27,770 --> 01:49:31,190 They make a clean sweep. - Bartolomeo, I'm leaving! 1238 01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:36,320 See you in Viareggio. We open a shop for anvils! Ciao! 1239 01:49:53,790 --> 01:49:56,670 Giosue, look! Do you see how angry they are? 1240 01:49:57,090 --> 01:50:00,010 Really black with anger! Did you see? 1241 01:50:00,420 --> 01:50:03,720 They are looking for you! That's all because of you! 1242 01:50:04,130 --> 01:50:06,260 You are the last one you have to find. 1243 01:50:06,680 --> 01:50:09,220 Do you see? Even under the pavement they are looking! 1244 01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:12,180 Tomorrow morning the game is over and there is the prize. 1245 01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:15,440 If they do not find you by then, we'll get 60 points. 1246 01:50:15,850 --> 01:50:19,270 And how many do we already have? - 940 points. 1247 01:50:19,690 --> 01:50:22,570 Plus 60 are? - a thousand. - Winner! Won! 1248 01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:27,740 How they are looking for you! How angry they are! Do not make a mistake! 1249 01:50:28,160 --> 01:50:31,500 Go in there, fast as a rocket! - But there is a tail! 1250 01:50:31,910 --> 01:50:33,830 Who? 1251 01:50:34,250 --> 01:50:36,330 Tail! The blond boy, dad! 1252 01:50:37,330 --> 01:50:40,800 Oh yes ... no! You found him yesterday. He left. 1253 01:50:41,210 --> 01:50:44,300 That's the safest place. No one is watching anymore. 1254 01:50:44,720 --> 01:50:47,850 Come on, fast as a rocket. one, two, three, go! 1255 01:50:50,390 --> 01:50:53,930 Yes, in there. Take the blanket so you do not get cold! 1256 01:50:54,480 --> 01:50:56,690 Here. I'll be back soon, Giosuö. Ciao! 1257 01:50:57,100 --> 01:50:59,110 I turn it off. 1258 01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:01,610 I think he's over there! 1259 01:51:30,550 --> 01:51:32,720 Dad, you scared me! 1260 01:51:33,140 --> 01:51:35,520 Giosue, give me the blanket. Are you cold? 1261 01:51:35,930 --> 01:51:38,900 No. - Then give me the sweater too. 1262 01:51:39,310 --> 01:51:42,320 I throw him on a tree. So I turn it off. 1263 01:51:42,730 --> 01:51:46,650 How they are looking for you! AIIe yelling, "Where's Giosue?" 1264 01:51:47,070 --> 01:51:50,450 They curse and are black with anger, 1265 01:51:50,870 --> 01:51:54,620 but nobody finds you. Well, ciao, I'll be back later. 1266 01:51:55,290 --> 01:51:59,540 Listen, Giosuö, even if I need a very long time: 1267 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:02,960 You're not moving, right? 1268 01:52:03,380 --> 01:52:06,840 You stay here and get out first, 1269 01:52:07,260 --> 01:52:11,220 when it is completely quiet and you do not see any more. For safety. 1270 01:52:11,640 --> 01:52:15,810 Repeat that! - I'll come out only when no one is there anymore. 1271 01:52:16,770 --> 01:52:18,850 Very good, stubborn! 1272 01:52:47,300 --> 01:52:48,720 Disappears! 1273 01:52:49,130 --> 01:52:51,220 Go away, dog, go away! 1274 01:52:51,720 --> 01:52:52,970 Walk, dog! 1275 01:52:53,390 --> 01:52:54,430 Path! 1276 01:52:55,470 --> 01:52:58,770 Go away, dog, go away! 1277 01:53:07,610 --> 01:53:10,610 Great, Ferruccio! It works! 1278 01:53:33,590 --> 01:53:35,600 Dora! Dora! 1279 01:53:36,050 --> 01:53:38,140 Is there a Dora with you? 1280 01:54:18,220 --> 01:54:20,770 Dora, are you there? It's me, Guido! 1281 01:54:21,180 --> 01:54:22,770 Is nobody here anymore? 1282 01:54:23,190 --> 01:54:25,230 Is there no Dora here? 1283 01:54:34,280 --> 01:54:37,320 Is there a Dora here? An Italian woman? She is my wife! 1284 01:54:37,870 --> 01:54:40,370 Here is a Dora. Dora! 1285 01:54:41,160 --> 01:54:42,870 It's me! 1286 01:54:43,290 --> 01:54:44,250 Who? 1287 01:54:44,660 --> 01:54:46,960 She is not! Do you still have a Dora? 1288 01:54:47,380 --> 01:54:49,340 When you get out of the camp, 1289 01:54:49,750 --> 01:54:51,760 jumps from vice! Jumps! 1290 02:00:09,860 --> 02:00:12,030 It's true! 1291 02:00:22,130 --> 02:00:23,590 Hello Little One! 1292 02:00:26,510 --> 02:00:29,680 Are you all alone? What is your name? 1293 02:00:31,680 --> 02:00:33,680 You do not understand me, right? 1294 02:00:34,100 --> 02:00:37,230 We take you with us. Come up! Come on! 1295 02:01:31,650 --> 02:01:33,320 Mummy! 1296 02:01:34,990 --> 02:01:36,660 Hold on! 1297 02:01:58,350 --> 02:02:00,850 We won! - Yes, we won! 1298 02:02:02,890 --> 02:02:06,020 1,000 points! I'm laughing! 1299 02:02:07,230 --> 02:02:10,530 We are winners! We're going home with the tank! 1300 02:02:10,940 --> 02:02:13,320 We won! 99219