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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,135 Los Angeles Tower, this is Transworld 22 heavy. 2 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:55,472 We are going down. Repeat, engines two and two... 3 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,435 Mayday! mayday! 4 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:09,420 Andrew? This is your father. 5 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,632 Hello? 6 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:16,803 Look, you don't call me back, so I don't know how to do this. 7 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,516 If you're not gonna return my calls, 8 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,269 then there's no way for us to communicate. 9 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:28,273 Look, I don't know how to do this. 10 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,360 You're gonna need to come home now. 11 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,403 Last night... 12 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:37,115 Your mother died last night, Andrew. 13 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,951 She drowned. 14 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,454 Last night, she drowned in the bath. 15 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:04,305 Bones, sinking like stones, all that we fought for 16 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:12,104 Homes, places we've grown, all of us are done for 17 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,449 And we live in a beautiful world 18 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,828 Yeah we do, yeah we do 19 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:27,374 We live in a beautiful world 20 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:35,544 Bones, sinking like stones, all that we fought for 21 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:43,264 And homes, places we've grown, all of us are done for... 22 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,684 Ten resumes just today. They come in every day from Idaho 23 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,020 or Milwaukee or Florida. And do you know what they want 24 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,106 more than a spot on Everybody Loves Raymond? 25 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,567 They want your job. This cannot happen again. This will never happen again. 26 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,653 You have two tables, you are 30 minutes late, 27 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,114 and if I ever say this again, your job will go to... 28 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,991 ...Todd Slauson from Duluth, Minnesota. 29 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,209 Sparkling or flat? 30 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,879 Waiter ten, do you have your earpiece in? 31 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,341 You forget the order 41 for table 101 ! 32 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,427 What the fuck, man? What are you, on break? 33 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,386 Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. 34 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:26,141 Uh, we'll have four Ketel Red Bulls and? 35 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:29,894 And I'll have a Ketel Cosmo with a Red Bull, and some bread ASAP. 36 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,897 We don't have bread. 37 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,608 What do you mean? How can you not have bread? 38 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:39,237 Uh, we're a Vietnamese restaurant. We just don't have bread. 39 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,405 Well, you're not Vietnamese. 40 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,367 No, I'm not. 41 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:49,122 Can I have something to chew on? Fuck, bamboo. Whatever. 42 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,290 I'll see what I can find. 43 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:59,007 Waiter number 12, flight number 121 with nonstop service 44 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:03,052 to Newark International will be departing from Gate 32. 45 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:23,281 Thanks for the time 46 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:26,826 That you've given me 47 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:31,452 The memories are all in my mind 48 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,793 And now that we've come 49 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:39,505 To the end of our rainbow 50 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:44,089 There's something I must say out loud 51 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:49,724 Yes, you're once, twice 52 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,687 Three times a lady 53 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:58,312 I love you 54 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:02,612 Yes, you're once, twice 55 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,656 Three times a lady 56 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:11,450 I love you 57 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:16,205 I love you 58 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:27,178 Shit, yo. 59 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:30,557 - Holy shit! - What's up, man? 60 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,767 Largeman, what are you doing here? 61 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:36,437 Uh... that's my mom. 62 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,315 - Fuck. - Aw, fuck. 63 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,903 - Sorry. - Yeah. 64 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,407 So... welcome back home. 65 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,200 Thanks. 66 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:51,619 So, what have you been doin' 67 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:55,206 - You still acting and shit, right? - Yeah. 68 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,208 - In L.A., right? - Yeah. 69 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:00,170 That's cool. I hear that place is, like, fucking crazy. 70 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,965 My cousin's a writer out there. He says that place is, like, mad crazy. 71 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,093 He's, like, writing a movie about snowboarders or some shit. 72 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:10,096 I don't, I don't know. Um... 73 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,975 I should introduce you to him, Largeman. Maybe you could do something together. 74 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,143 Yeah, definitely. 75 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:19,313 What are you doing tonight, man? 76 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,607 Uh... nothin', you know. 77 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,860 You know, no real plans. Just in town for a couple of days, so... 78 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:29,448 You should come out with us. We're gonna go over to the Gleasons' house. 79 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,118 They're having some... fucking huge party or something. 80 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:36,122 - Supposedly. - Well, yeah, supposedly. 81 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:38,750 - Really? - He lives up on the hill. 82 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,085 We'll probably go over there after we bury your mom. 83 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:45,298 - Well, I got to shower. - Same. 84 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:49,761 Do you know your mother redid the hallway bathroom? 85 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,846 What? I'm sorry, what? 86 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,058 Since I met her, she never showed an interest in anything. 87 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,184 All of a sudden, a month ago, she wakes up, 88 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,979 she wants to redecorate her bathroom. 89 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:02,315 I helped her. 90 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:06,111 - Oh, must have been fun. - Well, I sew. 91 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:10,736 I made you something. It's a shirt. 92 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:15,077 That's -That's good. Thank you. 93 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,330 Will you try it on now? 94 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:22,585 - Now? - Well, in case I have to fix it 95 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:26,255 before you leave again, and we don't see you for another nine years. 96 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,382 I want to make sure it fits. 97 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,135 Oh, OK. 98 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,097 You're gonna love the material. 99 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:38,434 I used the leftovers from your mother's design. Gorgeous. 100 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:56,869 Hi. 101 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,915 Hello. 102 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,334 How you doin' 103 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,379 "Well, besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?" 104 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:10,049 You know, I'm not really sure what to say here, Dad, so I'm sorry. 105 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,552 Hmm. 106 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:16,514 How are you? 107 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:21,139 I'm OK. I've been getting these really bad headaches, though. 108 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,355 Um... they're really quick. 109 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,901 It's like a, like just a little lightning storm in my head. 110 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:30,945 Just for a second, and then it's gone. 111 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:34,115 I just thought maybe you could help me get that checked out while I'm home. 112 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,242 Go see Dr. Cohen first thing in the morning. 113 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,870 He's a neurologist in my building. I-I'll call him. 114 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,831 He'll fit you in. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. 115 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:50,006 - Place looks good. - Oh, that's nice. 116 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,091 Yeah, we've been doing a lot of work on it. 117 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:54,218 Really? 118 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,974 Actually, no. I don't know why I just said that. 119 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,560 Someone redid the hallway bathroom. I saw that. 120 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:05,938 Yeah, that's new. 121 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,777 I'm glad you're here. 122 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,199 Saying goodbye is important. 123 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,623 I'm glad you could fit it in. 124 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:57,736 I think I'll go home and mull this over 125 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:03,367 Before I cram it down my throat 126 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:06,040 At long last it's crashed 127 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,543 Its colossal mass 128 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:13,168 Has broken up into bits in my moat 129 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,011 Lift the mattress off the floor 130 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:25,013 Walk the cramps off, go meander in the cold 131 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,979 Hail to your dark skin 132 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,481 Hiding the fact you're dead again 133 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:35,107 Underneath the power lines seeking shade... 134 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,489 - Put your hands on your head, please! - What? 135 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:43,115 I said, put your motherfucking hands on you head... please. 136 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:48,248 82 in a 25. What are you gonna tell me, you're late or you're just tired? 137 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,167 - I was... - Shut the fuck up! 138 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,134 - Largeman! - Kenny? 139 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,511 Holy shit! 140 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,263 Oh, man! How you doin? 141 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,307 I'm... I'm great! 142 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,767 - You're mom just died! - I know! 143 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,688 - I mean, that's why you're home. - Yeah, yep. 144 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:14,858 - You're a cop, Kenny? - Yeah. I know, I know. 145 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,653 Why? 146 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,197 I don't know. Couldn't think of anything better to do. 147 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,408 No, but it's really cool, though, man. People really listen to you. 148 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,244 I mean... they have to! 149 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,580 Yo, and check this shit out. That's the safety. 150 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:29,998 - Oh, cool. - And plus, the benefits, man. 151 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,127 If I get shot, I'm like, mmm! Rich! 152 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,839 But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal. 153 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,215 La-la-la-la 154 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,301 No, I had to grow up, man. It's time to grow up. 155 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,719 Plus, I wasn't making shit in that fish market. 156 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,223 No, no one knew who I was. Couldn't get laid. 157 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,768 It's a much better situation for me, man. 158 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,271 Speaking of which, um... 159 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,024 ...how'd I do? - What do you mean? 160 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,276 I don't know. You know, just the whole... 161 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:59,612 You mean, like... as a cop? 162 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,197 Yeah, the whole, "Shut the fuck up!" 163 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,576 Well, I thought you were a dick, so I guess that's good. 164 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,829 Nice! So, what the fuck, man? 165 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,749 You're this huge movie star now? I heard you did some... 166 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,001 You played a big football player? I didn't see it. 167 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,419 Oh, yeah, just this thing. 168 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,297 - Fucking De Niro and shit! - What? 169 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:19,966 - He's awesome. - Yeah. 170 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,092 - Deer Hunter? - Yeah. 171 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,928 Man... we should sit down. We should talk, 172 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:29,554 because I've got some really good ideas for movies. You could play me and shit! 173 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,020 Stories From the Force. 174 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,356 Yeah, definitely. That sounds good. 175 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:00,798 - Holy shit! - Hi, what's up? 176 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,300 - How you doin', man? - Good. How you doin', man? 177 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,970 - How you doin? - Get this guy a beer. Give him your beer. 178 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,931 This guy does not wait for a beer. He's a movie star! 179 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,392 He's like, Jersey's De Niro and shit. 180 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:14,770 Largeman, man, what are you doing home? 181 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,232 - I, uh... - Press junket. 182 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,027 Oh, that's phat, yo! Fuck, yeah! 183 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,573 Serp/co and shit! "Attica!" 184 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,449 Shut the fuck up, man. 185 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,579 You like that? 186 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,374 Like "press junket"? 187 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,835 That's improv, bitch. You can use it. 188 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,462 All right? OK. Let me show you something. 189 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,178 Largeman! Whoa, whoa. 190 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,472 What's gem' on, man'? 191 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,641 How you been, man? Hey! 192 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,019 - Jess, how are you, bro? - Whoa! How's it goin', man? 193 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,397 What's goin' on, man? I haven't seen you in so long. I heard you're kickin' ass. 194 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,026 Oh, basically the man bought my silent Velcro patent. 195 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,529 - What? - I developed this little item. 196 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:09,154 It's just like Velcro, but it doesn't make that... the Velcro noise. 197 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,619 - So, how much did they buy it for? - A lot, man! 198 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,664 Wow. So, what are you doing with yourself? 199 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,708 Um, yeah, nothing. Nothing. 200 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,752 I've never been so bored in my whole life. 201 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,046 First month, I went out, you know. I bought a whole bunch of shit. 202 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,924 But, you know... Nothing. 203 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,637 Someone got a joint for me? 204 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,585 Mmm. 205 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,171 Here you go. 206 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,590 Ugh. No thanks, man. 207 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:10,136 Really? I thought you're a big movie star and shit. 208 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,055 - Nah. - Well, then, here. 209 00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,641 Eat this. 210 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,976 Welcome home. 211 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,449 Guess I'll see you guys later. 212 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,203 Should we play a game? 213 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,332 Let's play "Spin the Bottle." 214 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,501 I'm not playing "Spin the Bottle." How old are we? 215 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,587 More importantly, how old are they? 216 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,881 Oh, they're all legal... I think. 217 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,300 Well, we just ate all this fuckin' X, 218 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,095 so... what the hell else are we supposed to do? 219 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,181 Girl has a point. 220 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,349 Fuckin' right. 221 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,518 L~\ '.\ a 222 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,156 Wait in line 223 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,367 Till your time 224 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,496 Ticking clock 225 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,123 Everyone stop 226 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,168 Everyone's saying different things to me 227 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,503 Different things to me 228 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:33,593 Do you believe in what you see? 229 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:39,637 There doesn't seem to be anybody else who agrees with me 230 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:44,726 Do you believe in what you see? 231 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,859 Motionless wheel 232 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,904 Nothing is real 233 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:56,529 Do you believe in what you see? 234 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,578 And I'll hide away for another day 235 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,502 Large! 236 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,381 Large! 237 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,930 Largeman, this is Dana. 238 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:23,351 - Hi. - Hi. Who's up? 239 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,225 This is gonna be a good night. 240 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:07,809 Do you believe in what you see? 241 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,692 Everyone's saying different things to me 242 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,820 Different things to me 243 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,157 Everyone's saying different things to me 244 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,742 Different things to me 245 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,871 Everyone's saying different things to me 246 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,873 Different things to me 247 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,960 Everyone's saying different things to me 248 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,129 Different things to me 249 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,846 It's good, isn't it? 250 00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,937 I always try to save a couple of the marshmallows till the very end, 251 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,896 but I never make it. 252 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:36,481 I always end up with... bunch of flake things and pink milk. 253 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,947 My mind wanders. 254 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,953 So, Tim... 255 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,371 ...how long have you been working at Medieval Times? 256 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:52,083 Three years, but I've only been a knight for two. 257 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,169 You have to pay your dues. 258 00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:57,381 I worked in the stables and helped in the kitchen. 259 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,966 When I started, he was making the coleslaw. 260 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,926 Hasn't been the same since you got knighted. 261 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,138 I really just stirred it. 262 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,223 Don't be modest! 263 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,808 Mr. Modesty won the joust last night. 264 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,313 - Congratulations. - It's not that big a deal. It's fixed. 265 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,232 What was it that happened to you in high school? 266 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,234 You had a thing. I forgot what it was. 267 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,695 - He got the shit kicked out of him. - No, he didn't. 268 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,491 How do you know? He got the shit kicked out of him by Tyrell Freeman. 269 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,327 - I fucked him up, too. - He knocked your teeth out. 270 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,663 He only chipped one tooth. 271 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:36,544 So, what are you up to now, Mark? You're digging graves? 272 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,093 Mark's gettin' into real estate. 273 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,893 - Tim can speak Klingon. - What? 274 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,852 - No, I can't. - Yes, you can. 275 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,188 - What the fuck is Klingon? - Like the Star Trek guys? 276 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,691 - Yeah, he can speak their language! - No, she's kidding. 277 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,194 No, I'm not. Why are you being shy? 278 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,071 - Yeah, don't be shy, Tim. - It's just, it's made up. 279 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,699 This guy who plays the wizard at work is a Trekkie. I don't... 280 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,118 Don't be shy. Tell them what you said to me last night. 281 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:11,872 - No. - Say what you said to her last night. 282 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:17,043 K untar pet/kl ma ya. Al fuks su. 283 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,462 You got to be kidding me. 284 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,881 It means, "I like to mate after battle." 285 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,967 - That's not what I said! - Yes. 286 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,846 No, no. That wasn't the one I said. This one means, "Kill Kirk." 287 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:31,809 And also, "Hallelujah," depending on the context. 288 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,227 You must have gotten it confused with... 289 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,813 - - - p/ejit am or eke frek ize ka. 290 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,066 Ah! That is good! 291 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:41,651 You know what that means, Tim? Well, I do. 292 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:45,614 It means, "Get the fuck out of my house before I chop your fucking head off." 293 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,958 Mark, he's a knight. 294 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,835 He's just a fast-food knight. 295 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,090 I should get going. 296 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,812 Thanks for the cereal. 297 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,815 I had a lovely evening. 298 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,442 By the way, it says "balls" on your face. 299 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:27,530 - Asshole. - My mom did it. 300 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,287 In the spring, the hungry gator must find new... 301 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:39,250 and clever ways to find food. 302 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,341 Did you tell Large about the tapes? 303 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,135 No, Mom. I'm not doing those stupid tapes. 304 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,220 - What are the tapes? - Real estate tapes. 305 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:53,682 You could make up to $100,000 your first year. 306 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,685 You should have seen the boat this Oriental guy had. 307 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:59,438 And he even had his own game show in China, he had so much money. 308 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,564 I think Mark would be perfect at it. 309 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:05,360 Ma, shut up about those fuckin' tapes, OK? It's a scam. 310 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:09,114 Well, I'm doin' it. I'm savin' up for those tapes. 311 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:12,075 Because I know what you could be if you just apply yourself. 312 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:15,120 I do apply myself every day, Mom. 313 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:18,414 I work my ass off burying dead people, OK? 314 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:21,418 I'm only 26. I'm not in any rush. What's your rush for? 315 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:27,090 Just let me be. I don't rush you. 316 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:31,094 OK, then I'll do 'em myself. 317 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,972 Fine, do 'em. 318 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:37,935 OK, then I won't let you on my yacht. 319 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,313 Except Large. Large, you can come anytime you want. 320 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,440 Just don't bring your friend here. 321 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,945 Oh, shit. 322 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,030 Shit, I got to go to my meeting. 323 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,700 OK. 324 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:58,163 I love you. 325 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,832 - I love you, too. - I love you. 326 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:07,047 - Large, it was nice to see you. - Nice to see you, too. 327 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,841 Oh, oh, you guys. Don't stay in here all day. 328 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,636 I took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector. 329 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,263 It was beeping all night. 330 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,269 She drives me crazy! 331 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:23,647 She gets all baked out and makes me feel like I have to impress her. 332 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:28,272 And you know what? I'm OK with being unimpressive. I sleep better. 333 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,865 - Hey, what time is it? - No idea. 334 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,908 Oh, my... I got to go. 335 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,917 Hi. I'm Andrew Largeman. I'm sorry, I'm really late for my appointment. 336 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,753 Andrew, Andrew... OK, Andrew. 337 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,882 I'm gonna need you to fill out this paperwork for me, OK? 338 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,717 - As soon as we're ready, we'll call you. - Thank you. I'm sorry. 339 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,512 It's OK. Have a seat. Hello, Miss Lubin. 340 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,599 - Oh, hello there. - Have a seat. We'll be with you soon. 341 00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:01,017 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 342 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,793 How's it goin' 343 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,632 Get off! Get off! 344 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,059 Heel. 345 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,522 Heel! 346 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,698 - Got any suggestions? - What? 347 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,951 - You got any suggestions? - Yeah, kick his balls. 348 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,497 Kick his balls. 349 00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:09,127 Yeah, but I don't want to, like, destroy future generations of charitable dogs. 350 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,213 Don't worry. I got three Dobermans. 351 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,716 If I don't kick them in the balls regularly, I'd never get anything done. 352 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,760 But he's got to be close to finishing by now. 353 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:20,597 Not yet. Here comes the lipstick. 354 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:21,973 - Mrs. Lubin? - Yes? 355 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:25,352 - We're ready for you now. - OK. Come on, Arthur. 356 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:35,070 I feel so used. 357 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:39,695 Thanks for your help, or, at least, your good intentions. 358 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:43,411 - I recognize you. - Oh, did you go to Columbia High? 359 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,664 No, not from high school. From TV. 360 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,832 Didn't you play the retarded quarterback? 361 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,752 - Yeah. - Are you really retarded? 362 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:56,174 - No, I'm not. - Cool. 363 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:59,844 Great job, man. I mean, I thought you were really retarded. 364 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:03,139 You're just as good as that Corky kid, and he's actually retarded. 365 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:07,765 If there's some sort of retarded Oscar, you would win hands down, kick his ass. 366 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:11,982 Well, thank you. Thanks, I appreciate it. 367 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,525 I have to fill out this form, though, so... 368 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:16,611 - Right on. - Thanks. 369 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:24,911 My cousin's an actor. Jake Ryan Winters? Doubt you've ever heard of him. 370 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:28,915 He was, like, on Xena once, as a gnome or something. 371 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:32,919 - That's really cool, though. - Thanks. 372 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,256 Oh, my God! 373 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:40,719 That scene, that last scene where you give the speech to the whole stadium. 374 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:44,472 And your dad... Oh! And your dad gives you the thumbs-up! 375 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:49,098 That was, like... that was emotional. 376 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,022 So, you got anything else coming out? 377 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:54,315 No, you know. I'm just, I'm auditioning... 378 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:57,777 I can't believe you're not really retarded! Jake's not a very good actor. 379 00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:01,614 You can't really tell on Xena, 'cause he's in the hairy gnome suit and everything, 380 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:05,535 but when we were little, he used to put on these really low-budg renditions 381 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:10,161 of Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals in our attic, and they were awful! 382 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,835 Like, so bad. Aah! 383 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:18,464 It sucks, though, 'cause there's not that much work for little people, you know. 384 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:21,050 Anyway, I've been talking too much. 385 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,886 I'll just... You got to fill out your forms. 386 00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:26,974 What are you listening to? 387 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:30,643 - The Shins. You know 'em? - No. 388 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,063 You got to hear this one song. It'll change your life, I swear. 389 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:37,901 Oh, I'm sorry. You have to... You got to fill out your forms. 390 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:41,529 Conundrum! Think you could maybe listen while... 391 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,240 - I think I can handle it. - Yeah? OK. 392 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:02,133 Gold teeth and a curse for this town 393 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,677 Were all in my mouth 394 00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:09,261 Only, I don't know how they got out, dear 395 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,018 Turn me back into the pet... 396 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,561 It's good. I like it. 397 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:18,817 - So, what are you here for? - What are you here for? 398 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,110 Waiting for a friend. You? 399 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,699 - I, uh... - Oh, fuck, that was nosy. I'm sorry. 400 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,784 Ugh. I am, I am so nosy. 401 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:30,578 I didn't, I didn't mean to be... I'm sorry. 402 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,831 No, just, I get these headaches. I just want to have it checked out. 403 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,084 Cool. 404 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,919 - Andrew Largeman? - Yes? 405 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:41,214 - We're ready for you now. - Oh, OK. 406 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,426 - Thank you. Nice meeting you. - You didn't. I'm Sam. 407 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:48,346 - Andrew. - Nice to meet you. 408 00:30:48,472 --> 00:30:51,308 - Good luck with your head. - Thanks. 409 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,478 Don't worry, Sam. We'll be with you next. 410 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,469 - Mr. Andrew Largeman? - Yes, hi. 411 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:29,721 - There's nothing wrong with you. - What? 412 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,765 Just kidding. How would I know that? 413 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,225 Uh... 414 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:36,853 I'm Dr. Cohen. 415 00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:42,192 What can we do for you today, Andrew? 416 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,819 I've been getting these really intense headaches. 417 00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:48,198 Um, they last for, like, a split second. 418 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:52,576 It's like lightening. It's like a surge of electricity, and then it's gone. 419 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,958 Lithium? 420 00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:00,043 How long have you been on the lithium? 421 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:04,668 Um, I've been on some form of it since I was ten or so. 422 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:11,342 And the Paxil, Zoloft, Celexa... Depakote? 423 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,349 Did they help you at all? 424 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,517 No. 425 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,604 I mean, I don't know. 426 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,774 It's recently occurred to me I might not even have a problem. 427 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:25,861 Only, I'd never know it, because as far back as I can remember, 428 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,614 I've been medicated. I left them in L.A., though. 429 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:34,239 This is the first time I haven't had medicine in my body for a long time. 430 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:38,164 Well, that stuff will leave your body pretty fast. I could write you a prescription. 431 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,625 Actually, I was thinking about taking a vacation. 432 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,002 Have you discussed this with your psychiatrist? 433 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:47,507 Uh... well, my psychiatrist is my dad. 434 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,802 Yeah, so I think he'd prefer me to stay on it. 435 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:55,264 He... likes to think it makes me happy. 436 00:32:56,892 --> 00:33:00,395 You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things 437 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,606 when they're consumed with stress and anxiety. 438 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,692 Uh... 439 00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:10,275 I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. 440 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,407 Hmm. 441 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:17,912 I couldn't get an erection for year and a half... for example. 442 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,875 Wow. Um... 443 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,004 But, I don't really think that's it, because I don't, 444 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:29,423 I don't really feel, like, stressed or anxious at all. 445 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:33,303 Well, with all the lithium he's had you on, it's amazing you can even hear me now. 446 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,640 Look, Andrew, first of all, 447 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:41,144 I think you do need to find a psychiatrist that isn't your father. 448 00:33:41,269 --> 00:33:45,769 That's something that should have been remedied years ago. He knows better! 449 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,735 And secondly... I'm in no position to comment on whether 450 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,947 you should stay on the meds or not, 'cause I don't know your story. 451 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:57,035 But my opinion, since you're paying for it, 452 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,746 is that yeah, those drugs may help you as a means to an end. 453 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,082 But sooner or later, if you're not in therapy, 454 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:07,666 whatever's going on in your mind will find a way to peek its head out of the water. 455 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:10,131 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. 456 00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:13,343 Yeah, you're all right. You're alive. 457 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:16,095 Come on. I'll take a look at you. Come. 458 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:21,142 I'll need you to take your shoes off. I have to scratch your feet. 459 00:34:21,268 --> 00:34:24,604 Godspeed all the bakers at dawn 460 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,191 May they all cut their thumbs 461 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:31,944 And bleed into their buns till they melt away 462 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:38,284 I'm looking in on the good life 463 00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:41,621 I might be doomed never to find 464 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:46,330 And if you'd 'a took to me, like 465 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,545 I'd 'a danced like the queen of the eyesores 466 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:52,215 And the rest of our lives would 'a fared well 467 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,386 So, why were you really there? 468 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,972 Charging. I'm a robot. 469 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,476 - Do you lie a lot? - What do you consider a lot? 470 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,562 Enough for people to call you a liar. 471 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,399 - People call me lots of things. - Is one of them "liar"? 472 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,360 I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lying? 473 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:14,987 I guess I could choose to trust you. 474 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,573 - You can do that? - I can try. 475 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,786 Whose bike is that? 476 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,455 It was my grandfather's. 477 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:28,501 It was the only thing he left to anyone in my family, and he left it to me. 478 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,587 And I like it. 479 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:37,885 So, this is the point in the conversation where you ask me if I'd like a ride home. 480 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,221 - It is? - Yep. 481 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:46,769 Would you like a ride home? 482 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:50,481 Fine... but I'm not getting in that sidecar. 483 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:53,192 - Why not? - Sidecars are for bitches. 484 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:56,154 Anyone who rides in that is automatically your bitch. 485 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,280 Thus, I better ride on the back. 486 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,042 - Oh. - Hold on tight. 487 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,127 OK, holdin' 488 00:36:14,589 --> 00:36:17,049 My hair's blowin' in the wind. 489 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,681 What, are you, like, a hand glider? 490 00:36:23,765 --> 00:36:27,560 My boyfriend was gonna pick me up, so I brought it, but then he couldn't. 491 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,896 What does he have, one of those tandem things? 492 00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:32,940 No, he drives a Ninja. Goes way faster than this guy. 493 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,277 - What kind of helmet is that? - You can wear it on a bike. 494 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,654 - How's your head? - I should live through the day. 495 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:40,907 - Cool. Make a right here. - All right. 496 00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:50,332 - Are you doing anything right now? - Can you elaborate on "doing anything"? 497 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,753 It's just, I know this guy, Jesse. He bought this mansion right up here. 498 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:57,381 And he wants me to come visit him, but I don't want to stay very long. 499 00:36:57,507 --> 00:37:00,092 So, I was thinking, like, if you came, too, 500 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,803 I could just say I have to take you home when I'm ready to go. 501 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,891 Wow. That's pretty damn random of you, Andrew. 502 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:09,476 - Well... - "Nice to meet you. Can I use you?" 503 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,521 - It's the Hollywood in you. - No. Come on, it's not like that. 504 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:17,147 It'll be fun, come on. I'll tell you what. We can have, like, a signal. 505 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,404 Like, when you pull on your ear, that's the code. 506 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,531 And I'll be like, "Oh, I got to take her home." 507 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:25,910 And then, then we'll go. 508 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,078 Can we have code names, too? 509 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,873 If you want. 510 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:34,043 OK... but don't try and, like, kidnap me or anything, 511 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:38,047 'cause my step uncle's a bounty hunter, and he could have you tracked and killed. 512 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,216 You're such a liar. 513 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,721 Whoo! 514 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,390 OK. you ready? 515 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,415 I'll be fine. Am I the first boy you've ever brought home? 516 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:16,999 No, but, um... I lied to you before when I told you that my boyfriend drives a Ninja. 517 00:38:17,629 --> 00:38:21,758 - He doesn't drive a bike? - No, I don't have a boyfriend. 518 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:25,928 But, you know, he might drive a Ninja... wherever he is. 519 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,972 Wow, we're off to a great start. 520 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:32,351 OK. So-So sometimes I lie. 521 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:34,937 I mean, I'm weird, man. 522 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:38,399 About random stuff, too. I don't even know why I do it. 523 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:42,445 It's like, it's like a tic. I mean, sometimes I hear myself say something, 524 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:47,070 and then I think, "Wow, that wasn't even remotely true." 525 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,911 So, how do people know what's real? 526 00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:54,536 Well, I always feel bad afterwards and admit them when they're lies. 527 00:38:55,708 --> 00:39:00,208 - Can you trust that? - Open the door. 528 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,765 Kevin, down. Mom! 529 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:15,102 Come on, kick 'em in the balls. Come on. Mom! 530 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:19,023 Everybody down. Who wants to eat? 531 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,358 Do you want to eat? Then get the fuck off him. 532 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,444 Go on, get out. 533 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:28,449 I'm so sorry. We just don't have the time to train them. 534 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,827 - Who's got the time to train them? - Mom. 535 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:34,038 - This is Andrew. - Welcome, welcome. 536 00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:36,623 - I'm sorry the place is a wreck. Honey? - Mm-hmm? 537 00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,334 I asked you to get the metal wheel out of the hamster cage? 538 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,129 - I forgot. - Well, you forgot, and now Jelly's dead. 539 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,506 Luckily, I got Peanut Butter out in time. 540 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,551 We have to get the only hamsters on planet Earth 541 00:39:46,676 --> 00:39:49,136 who can't figure out a stupid hamster wheel. 542 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:51,389 There's a tin box on the kitchen counter. 543 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,932 You can do the honors. I have to get to work. 544 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,686 - It's nice to meet you. Andrew, right? - Yes. Very nice to meet you. 545 00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,815 Samantha, put the clothes in the dryer and bury Jelly. 546 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,364 So, this is it. 547 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,416 - It's nice. - No, it's not. 548 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,876 Don't say that 'cause you can't think of anything else. 549 00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:25,502 I'm not, I'm not. It's very cozy. You guys are a little early on the tree, though. 550 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:28,467 Yeah, well, we never got around to taking it down, 551 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:31,679 so when it got to be fall again, we figured, just leave it up. 552 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:35,183 Oh, my God. You're totally freaked out right now. 553 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,766 - You, like, can't wait to leave. - I'm not, I'm not. I like it. It's very nice. 554 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,857 - You want to see my room? - Sure. 555 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:49,405 Hey. Titembay, this is my friend Andrew. Andrew, this is my brother, Titembay. 556 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:53,033 - Hi, it's very nice to meet you. - Oh, it's nice to meet you. 557 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,077 - I'm sorry about Jelly. - Oh, that's OK. 558 00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:57,663 I saved some mac and cheese for you. It's in the fridge. 559 00:40:57,747 --> 00:41:00,166 Thank you. 560 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,506 Anyway... I'm late for class. 561 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:09,008 - It's nice meeting you. - Very nice to meet you. 562 00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,928 See you later. 563 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:18,267 So, here we are. It's nothing fancy, but you know... 564 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:20,686 What? 565 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,356 Uh, it's Titembay, right? 566 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,567 Yeah, it's weird, huh? You're, like, so freaked out right now. 567 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,612 You're running for the door. It's OK. You can go. Don't feel bad... 568 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,196 - Stop doing that. - What? 569 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:34,950 The thing you just did. Don't do that. I want to be here. If I didn't, I wouldn't be. 570 00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,995 Trust me, my family is way more fucked up than yours, OK? 571 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,705 OK. 572 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:42,667 So... Titembay. 573 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:45,002 Yeah, he's my brother. 574 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,797 - Is he adopted, or? - Kind of. 575 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:50,299 My mom adopted him from Sally Struthers years ago. 576 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,261 One of those "For the cost of a cup of coffee a day" things. 577 00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:56,389 Where she's like, "How can you sit there and not help the children?" 578 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,517 And we just couldn't sit there and not help the children. 579 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,895 So, we start sending him, like, pictures and letters and stuff for years, 580 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:07,608 but then I got really into ice skating, so we sort of forgot about him. 581 00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:11,070 Then one day... we get this phone call, and it's Titembay. 582 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,947 He's at the dry cleaners around the corner. And he's like, 583 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:17,618 "I'm at Rutgers. I live in the dorms, but I'm used to living with my tribe, 584 00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:22,164 so I'd rather live with a family." And he's been living with us ever since. 585 00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:24,750 Wow. 586 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:28,712 I know. He's the most amazing guy. You ought to hear some of his stories. 587 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:31,757 He struggled through so much because he wanted to learn. 588 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:36,012 When I think of what he's accomplished, I just, I just feel, like, lazy, you know? 589 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:38,430 He's studying criminal justice at Rutgers, 590 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:42,309 and when he was a baby, he was one of those kids with the flies all over his face. 591 00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:47,898 Wow. I mean, it's a crazy story. 592 00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:51,610 Yeah, I know. I mean, that's a true story. I am not that good. 593 00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:55,364 Ohh... this is Tickle. 594 00:42:55,448 --> 00:42:57,408 What is Tickle? 595 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,952 Tickle's my favorite thing in the whole world. 596 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:03,081 It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket. 597 00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:05,291 - Tickle's all that remains. - Mm-hmm. 598 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:07,793 - Was there, like, a hurricane? - Shut up! 599 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:11,255 No, I mean... I've had this since I was a baby. 600 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:15,384 It's what they brought me home in from the hospital. 601 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:18,346 - It's like the Wailing Wall. - What? 602 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:21,181 Oh, the Wailing Wall is, like, this... 603 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,393 It's, like, the most holy place for Jews to go and pray in Israel. 604 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:29,019 It's all that's left of this enormous temple that was destroyed by the Romans. 605 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:32,527 - So you're, like, really Jewish. - What? 606 00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:35,321 You are, aren't you? You are. 607 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,906 I'm not. I mean, I'm Jewish, but I'm not really Jewish. 608 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,992 I mean, I don't do anything Jewish. 609 00:43:40,118 --> 00:43:43,454 I don't go to temple or anything, but I don't know any Jews that go to temple. 610 00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:47,416 The Jews I know, they go on one day. It's Yom Kippur, the Day of Repentance. 611 00:43:47,542 --> 00:43:49,001 OK. 612 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:52,213 Did you know that most temples are built with moveable walls, 613 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,965 so that on the one day of the year when everyone comes to repent, 614 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:57,885 they can actually make the room big enough to hold everyone? 615 00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:00,929 I don't really believe in God. 616 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,598 - Just Tickle. - Oh, I believe in Tickle. 617 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:09,146 - We're not gonna make out or anything. - What? 618 00:44:09,230 --> 00:44:11,982 I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I? 619 00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:15,528 - It's just, we're not gonna make out, OK? - No, I hadn't planned on trying... 620 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:18,322 Oh, I am so lame. That was, like, really... 621 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:22,325 I'm... I'm sorry. Forget I just said that. I'm... That was dumb. 622 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:25,454 You know what I do when I feel completely unoriginal? 623 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,581 What? 624 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:31,460 Blah, blah, blah, blah, la! 625 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,839 L-I make a noise, or I do something that no one has ever done before, 626 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:38,801 and then I can feel unique again, even if it's only for, like, a second. 627 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:42,471 - So, no one's ever done that? - No. Not in this spot, no. 628 00:44:42,555 --> 00:44:46,058 You just witnessed a completely original moment in human history. 629 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,311 - It's refreshing. You should try it. - No, thanks. 630 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:50,521 - Come on. - No, I think that was good enough 631 00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:53,441 - for the both of us. - Come on! What are you, shy? 632 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:57,819 This is your one opportunity to do something no one has ever done before, 633 00:44:57,904 --> 00:45:00,323 that no one will copy again throughout human existence. 634 00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:02,658 And if nothing else, you'll be remembered 635 00:45:02,783 --> 00:45:06,912 as the one guy who ever did this - this one thing. 636 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:11,500 Uh... 637 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:20,551 - How was that? - Oh, I've done that one before. 638 00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:26,057 So, I got to go bury this hamster before the dogs eat him. 639 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:28,809 Wanna help? Hmm? 640 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:36,149 Stood beneath an orange sky 641 00:45:40,029 --> 00:45:43,449 - Wow. - Yeah. 642 00:45:43,532 --> 00:45:45,742 - I mean, this is, uh... - I know. 643 00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:48,870 It's not that we're bad pet owners. 644 00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:52,833 It's just, you know, we've had so many of them over the years. 645 00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:55,252 Besides, a lot of these are fish. 646 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:57,838 After you. 647 00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:08,306 All right. 648 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:12,728 Sit down. 649 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,112 What are you thinking about? 650 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:25,907 - Now? - Yeah. 651 00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,369 - Right now? - Yeah. 652 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,831 Right now, I was thinking I've been going to a lot of these things lately. 653 00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:35,501 - What, dates? - Not dates. 654 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:38,629 This is a date? This isn't a date. 655 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,756 Funerals. 656 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:42,841 Why? Who else died? 657 00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,512 Oh, um... 658 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:50,933 That's why I'm home, actually. I guess I haven't even told you that yet. 659 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,272 My mom just died. 660 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,905 God, that's weird to say that out loud, but, uh... 661 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:11,282 My mom just died, and... yeah, that's why I'm home. 662 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,666 I'm so sorry. God, I'm so sorry. 663 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,503 And here I am, putting you through another one of these. 664 00:47:19,587 --> 00:47:23,465 Not that Jelly's anywhere near your mom. I mean, we loved Jelly, but... 665 00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:29,137 - I'm so sorry. - No, it's OK. It's all right. 666 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,223 I'm all right with it. 667 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:34,185 Anyway, I think it's what she wanted, so... 668 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:36,645 How did she die? 669 00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:40,274 She drowned, actually. 670 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,903 Yeah, my mother was a paraplegic. 671 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:48,782 She was in a wheelchair, so she... you know. 672 00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:53,408 And... I guess she was taking a bath, and she must have slipped or something. 673 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,707 That's what they say. I don't know. 674 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,168 But, needless to say, she drowned, 675 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:03,088 and that's how she... she died. 676 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,591 When? 677 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,926 This was, uh... 678 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,096 ...Sunday. 679 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:14,183 Oh, my God. 680 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,023 Why are you crying? 681 00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:24,902 I don't know. I'm sorry. 682 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,656 I'm not usually like this. It's just, like... 683 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,160 It's just so sad. 684 00:48:33,285 --> 00:48:35,495 You know, it's like... 685 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:37,581 It's so tragic, isn't it? It is. 686 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:42,165 I mean, it's like, it's like real-life tragedy or something. I mean... 687 00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:45,714 Anyway, let's just, let's change the subject, OK? 688 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,883 Let's really bring the focus back to Jelly, 689 00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:51,053 'cause what could be ruder than talking about someone else who died 690 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:53,930 when you're in the act of burying a close friend? 691 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:57,101 - Well, what should we do? - I don't know. 692 00:48:57,226 --> 00:49:00,479 I've only been to one of these things. You appear to be the expert. 693 00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:03,399 Well, we usually say something. 694 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:06,485 OK, I'll go first. Um... 695 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:11,531 Didn't really know you, Jelly. From what I hear, you were a good pet. 696 00:49:11,615 --> 00:49:13,908 - Little trouble with the wheel... - That's not funny. 697 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:22,209 Jelly, you were a great pet. 698 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:26,838 I'm sorry I forgot to take the wheel out of your cage. 699 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:29,341 I'm so, so sorry about that. 700 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,637 Goodbye. 701 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,931 I hope that you liked me. 702 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:56,285 If I lived 703 00:49:56,410 --> 00:50:00,910 Till I was 102 704 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:08,376 I just don't think I'll ever 705 00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:13,510 Get over you 706 00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:22,686 Holy shit! You scared the shit out of me. Why are you always doing that? 707 00:50:22,811 --> 00:50:27,023 - I haven't seen you in a while. - I've been catching up with people here... 708 00:50:27,107 --> 00:50:30,527 Dr. Cohen called. There's nothing wrong with you. 709 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,906 Yeah, I think I'm starting to figure that out myself. 710 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:37,743 - When are you thinking of leaving? - Uh, probably tomorrow. 711 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:42,080 Um... you know, I got a lot of stuff I got to take care of in L.A. 712 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:45,626 - Probably have to find a new job, so... - We need to talk. 713 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:49,671 Yeah. How? I mean, when? 714 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:53,383 What are you doing now? 715 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:58,471 Now's not good, 'cause I told my friend Mark I was gonna meet up with him. 716 00:50:58,597 --> 00:51:01,016 But how about, like, later tonight? 717 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:04,310 - OK, then, we'll talk. - Yeah. 718 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,481 We owe that to each other. 719 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,525 Yeah. 720 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:11,610 We owe it to her. 721 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,614 Yeah. 722 00:51:15,698 --> 00:51:17,658 Good. 723 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:19,743 Sorry I scared you. 724 00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:24,748 How could you leave all that lithium? 725 00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:27,375 I was totally gonna hit you up for some, man. 726 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:30,837 This fucking guy. I'm glad you're back, man. 727 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:34,841 'Cause this town is so messed up. Everyone's got their drug of choice. 728 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:37,719 It's like in Brave New World. You ever read that book? 729 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:40,889 Who wrote that? Aldous... 730 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:44,101 Aldous something. Aldous... 731 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,227 Anyway, there's, like, 732 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:50,106 Alphas and Betas and Epsilons and all sorts of people... 733 00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:06,248 Huxtable. 734 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:10,502 Aldous Huxtable. That's it, bro. 735 00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:29,563 Andrew, would you like to see Sam's ice-skating tape? 736 00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,481 - Mom, no. - Absolutely. 737 00:52:31,607 --> 00:52:35,027 She was so ahead of her time. She could have gone to the Olympics. 738 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:37,070 No, no, no, no. I couldn't have. 739 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:40,449 Yes, you could've. Don't blame it on the epilepsy. You had a gift. 740 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,535 Come on, let me see it. 741 00:52:43,619 --> 00:52:47,122 Let's show him the "Florida Stars of the Ice" opening. The gator costume. 742 00:52:47,206 --> 00:52:50,459 - Mom, I'm asking you seriously. - Oh, come on. Don't be shy. 743 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,877 - Let me see it. - Oh, she wants you to see it. 744 00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:55,588 How could you not want him to see how talented you are? 745 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:59,134 - Were. - Come on. 746 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,720 - Come on. - Ugh. 747 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:06,391 - Honey, what are you doing? - I'm dusting for prints. 748 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,977 Could we move the crime scene into the kitchen? 749 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,687 I want to show Andrew Sam's skating. 750 00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:14,233 Someone's pissing on my GameCube, and I'm about to close the case. 751 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:18,858 - It wasn't me, Your Honor. - Paw prints point to a canine. Hmm. 752 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:21,239 Andrew, sit down here on the couch. 753 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:24,075 I can't believe you're showing him this. 754 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:29,748 Look, there she is. 755 00:53:42,636 --> 00:53:47,098 - You're the alligator? - You can tell by the hands. 756 00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:12,207 Here comes the double axel. 757 00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,917 And... land. 758 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,546 - Oh, I mean, come on. Is she good? - Wow! She's great. 759 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:23,426 All right. 760 00:54:23,552 --> 00:54:25,971 - Wow. - Shut up. 761 00:54:26,096 --> 00:54:28,556 No, I mean, your mom's right. You're really good. 762 00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,310 This was awesome, but we got to go. 763 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:34,396 I just wanted to show him how talented... 764 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,481 - Mom, come on! - My baby! 765 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,817 All right, go on. Go on, get away. 766 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,445 Wait a minute. Give me a hug. 767 00:54:42,529 --> 00:54:44,822 I love you so much. I'm so proud of you. 768 00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,908 - I love you, too. - Have a good night. 769 00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:49,411 - Thanks for dinner. - Come, you're giving me a hug, too. 770 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:52,372 - Mom, come on. - I'll take a hug. 771 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,967 - Good night. See you later, Tim. - Bye, Tim. 772 00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:07,261 Peace out, player. 773 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,347 It was the only thing I ever liked doing, 774 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:12,976 pretending to be someone else. 775 00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:17,522 I've been so out of it, the only parts I get offered are playing handicapped people. 776 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:21,401 - That is not funny. - Come on, you got to see that's a joke. 777 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:25,447 If you can't laugh at yourself, life's gonna seem a whole lot longer than you'd like. 778 00:55:25,572 --> 00:55:27,782 All right, so, what are we laughing at you about? 779 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,909 Mmm... 780 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,787 I lied again. I have epilepsy. 781 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:35,540 Which part are we laughing about? 782 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,086 I, um... 783 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,629 I had a seizure at the law office where I work. 784 00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:45,133 Their insurance wouldn't cover me unless I wore preventative covering. 785 00:55:45,217 --> 00:55:49,679 - What's preventative covering? - The helmet I was wearing. 786 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:52,682 Oh, come on! That's funny. 787 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:56,269 That's really funny. I'm the only person who wears a helmet to work 788 00:55:56,353 --> 00:56:00,853 who isn't, like, putting out fires or, like, racing for NASCAR. 789 00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:03,485 But what do you do? I mean, I can't quit. 790 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:06,154 Their insurance is amazing. What do you do? 791 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,949 You laugh, you know? I'm not saying I don't cry. 792 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:11,701 But in between... I laugh. 793 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:16,285 And I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. 794 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:19,751 Plus, I look forward to a good cry. 795 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,962 Feels pretty good. 796 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,883 I haven't cried since I was a little kid. 797 00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:29,010 I didn't cry at my mother's funeral. 798 00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:31,346 I tried, you know? 799 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:35,683 I thought of all the saddest things I could think of, like things in movies... 800 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:39,938 There's this image from Life magazine that's always haunted me, 801 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:44,563 and I just, I focused in on it, you know? But nothing came. 802 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,445 That actually made me sadder than anything, 803 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:51,658 - the fact that I just felt so numb. - What do you mean? 804 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,202 - Just that... - Hey, vagina! 805 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:57,789 Hey, what's up, guys? 806 00:56:57,873 --> 00:57:02,002 Uh, Sam, that's Mark, Dave, and you remember Jesse. 807 00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:04,379 - What's up? - Hey, nice to meet you. 808 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:07,590 I'm sorry I said "vagina" just now. I didn't know you were here. 809 00:57:07,674 --> 00:57:10,426 - Oh, that's OK. - Nice. 810 00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:14,805 Let's get fucked up. 811 00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:18,977 One, two, three! Whoo! 812 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,151 What are you doing? 813 00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:28,444 Largeman, get the fuck in the pool. 814 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,905 It's so warm! 815 00:57:31,031 --> 00:57:33,408 Can you swim? 816 00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:35,660 Of course I can swim. 817 00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:57,765 Dude, maybe you should stay on the steps. I don't know CPR. 818 00:57:57,891 --> 00:57:59,934 You look like a wet beaver. 819 00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:19,161 There '5 a handful of normal kid things I kind of missed. 820 00:58:19,246 --> 00:58:23,746 There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of wish I'd missed. 821 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:26,961 You know that point in your life when you realize 822 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:30,715 the house you grew up in isn't really your home anymore? 823 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,968 All of a sudden, even though you have someplace where you put your shit, 824 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:36,554 that idea of home is gone. 825 00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:42,185 I still feel at home in my house. 826 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:46,810 You'll see. When you move out, it just sort of happens. One day, it's gone. 827 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:50,610 And you feel like you can never get it back. 828 00:58:50,736 --> 00:58:54,072 It's like you feel homesick for a place that doesn't even exist. 829 00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:59,035 Or maybe it's like this rite of passage, you know? 830 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,579 You'll never have that feeling again until you create 831 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,748 a new idea of "home" for yourself, you know? 832 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:06,584 For your kids, for the family you start. 833 00:59:06,668 --> 00:59:08,711 It's like a cycle or something. 834 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:13,299 I don't know, but I miss the idea of it, you know? 835 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:19,430 Maybe that's all a family really is... 836 00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:23,810 ...a group of people who miss the same imaginary place. 837 00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:36,614 Maybe. 838 00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:41,452 Are you ready? Whoo! 839 00:59:49,002 --> 00:59:51,462 How about some fuckin' furniture, dude? 840 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,881 I bought a chair, but I didn't like it. 841 00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:56,384 - Where is it? - It's keeping us warm. 842 01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,731 Silent Velcro. 843 01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:11,816 You lucky motherfucker. 844 01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:16,362 I feel like if I'd shown up at school and presented the idea of silent Velcro, 845 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,739 they would've sent me away a whole lot sooner. 846 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:22,577 - Why did they send you away? - Ooh, listen to this girl. 847 01:00:22,702 --> 01:00:25,871 - They didn't send me away. - You just said they sent you away. 848 01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,249 They sent me away. They sent me to boarding school. 849 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,212 "Sent me away" sounds like I went to some asylum. There were no straps. 850 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:35,423 Why did they send you to boarding school? 851 01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:37,550 They sent me to boarding school 852 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:41,763 because they thought I might be dangerous. 853 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:45,809 "You're so freaked out. You're running for the door. You can go. Don't feel bad." 854 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:49,354 That's really funny. That's really funny. 855 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:51,439 Why would they think you'd be dangerous? 856 01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:55,151 - You're like a little detective. - Well... 857 01:00:55,235 --> 01:00:57,278 - Yeah? - You're gay. 858 01:00:58,905 --> 01:01:00,948 No. 859 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,992 Drum roll. 860 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:10,291 I was the reason she was in a wheelchair. 861 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:13,419 I pushed her. 862 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,965 So, there that is. 863 01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:21,427 - Shut up. - Fuck off. 864 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:23,638 No, it's the truth. 865 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:25,139 Why? 866 01:01:25,265 --> 01:01:27,725 Just a complete freak accident, you know? 867 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,144 One of those things you replay a million times, 868 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:33,773 and you see how clearly it was just a complete freak thing. 869 01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:37,569 I mean, my whole life, she was depressed for no reason. 870 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:41,906 And one day, you know - I was a little kid. I was nine years old - 871 01:01:42,032 --> 01:01:44,868 and I just hated her for that, 872 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,328 and I pushed her. 873 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:50,707 And it was innocent. I was just completely frustrated, because... 874 01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:54,043 - Because you couldn't make her happy? - Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 875 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:57,172 And-And any other time, you know, any other day, 876 01:01:57,255 --> 01:01:59,507 she would've yelled at me and sent me to my room. 877 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:04,133 But this day, on this particular day, 878 01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:09,304 the door of the dishwasher... had fallen open. 879 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:13,855 The latch on it was broken, and it would just randomly fall open. 880 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,524 That fucking latch, you know... 881 01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:20,236 It's -it's really amazing how much of my life has been determined 882 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,613 by a quarter-inch piece of plastic, but... 883 01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:26,492 So, anyway, she-she fell back over the door 884 01:02:26,618 --> 01:02:31,118 and hit her neck on the kitchen counter, paralyzing her from the waist down. 885 01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,459 Wow. 886 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,711 Still want to compare fucked-up families? 887 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:40,089 But your mom was in the wheelchair long before you left. 888 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:43,009 Yeah. Well, I was nine. 889 01:02:43,093 --> 01:02:45,845 So, they sent me to therapy and put me on these drugs 890 01:02:45,971 --> 01:02:48,098 that were supposed to curb my anger. 891 01:02:48,181 --> 01:02:51,184 And I've been on some form of them since. 892 01:02:52,352 --> 01:02:55,688 And when I was 16, my psychiatrist dad came around to the conclusion 893 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:58,608 that it probably wasn't the best environment for me to be in. 894 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:03,192 So, he sent me to boarding school, and I haven't been home since. 895 01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:05,907 - Until now. - For her funeral. 896 01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:09,244 Until now, for her funeral. 897 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:12,955 I can't believe the retarded quarterback's a pill popper. 898 01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:17,126 Jesse? 899 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:20,046 Where's the sauna? 900 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:22,590 - I'll show her. - No, I got it. 901 01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:23,925 No, you get her a towel. 902 01:03:28,138 --> 01:03:30,181 Want a ride, sweetheart? 903 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:46,114 - You're in it right now, aren't you? - What do you mean? 904 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:49,075 My mom always says that when I'm working something out in my head. 905 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,660 She's like, "You're in it right now." 906 01:03:51,786 --> 01:03:55,206 And I'm looking at you, and you're telling me this story, 907 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:59,419 and... you're definitely in it right now. 908 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,214 I think you're right. I am in it. 909 01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:09,178 Yeah, whatever. Could we just change the subject, OK? 910 01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:12,056 Let's just talk about good stuff. 911 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,934 Good stuff? 912 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:18,730 Like "glass half full" shit. What do you got? 913 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,774 Got a little buzz. I got that. 914 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:25,402 - What you got? - I got a little buzz goin' 915 01:04:28,907 --> 01:04:31,034 And I like you. 916 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,502 So, there's that. 917 01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,587 I guess I have that. 918 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:51,095 I can tap dance. You want to see me tap dance? 919 01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:53,723 I would love to see you tap dance. 920 01:04:57,352 --> 01:05:01,852 So what if you catch me, where would we land? 921 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:07,316 In somebody's life for taking his hands 922 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:12,946 See, I can tell 923 01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:18,474 What are you doing? 924 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:22,186 You collect Desert Storm trading cards? 925 01:06:22,312 --> 01:06:25,148 Fuck, yeah. Those things are collector's items, man. 926 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:27,608 You have any idea how much those are gonna be worth? 927 01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:30,403 - Really? - Hell, yeah. That shit's an investment. 928 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,280 I have lots of investments all over. 929 01:06:32,405 --> 01:06:36,450 One day I'm gonna sell all of them, and just fuckin' live off of it. 930 01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,786 So, like, how much is this one worth? 931 01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:42,915 - Which? - "Night Vision Goggles." 932 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:46,335 I don't know. Mint? Two, maybe three. 933 01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:48,504 - Dollars? - Yeah. 934 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:51,966 It's too early. You don't sell yet. Don't you know anything about investing? 935 01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:54,134 I'm gonna live off that shit. 936 01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:57,555 If you have a complete set, it's worth, like, thousands. 937 01:06:57,639 --> 01:06:59,182 So, do you have the complete set? 938 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:02,310 Almost. The corners are bent on my "Friendly Fire," 939 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:04,311 and someone stole my "Wolf Blitzer." 940 01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,278 Now, look. What do you got to do today? 941 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:15,865 'Cause, uh... I got you a little going-away present, 942 01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:20,490 but, uh... I got to kinda track it down first. 943 01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:25,162 - So, can you give me a ride? - Uh, yeah. I just... 944 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:28,210 What? 945 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:31,380 - No, nothing. I just... - Say it, speak. 946 01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:38,679 I kind of told Sam I was gonna hang out with her today, so... 947 01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,890 She can come. I don't care. 948 01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:02,703 I could have been a sailor 949 01:08:02,787 --> 01:08:04,997 Could have been a cook 950 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,336 A real live lover 951 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,588 Could have been a book 952 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:20,638 I could have been a signpost 953 01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:23,265 Could have been a clock 954 01:08:24,475 --> 01:08:26,518 As simple as a kettle 955 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:29,355 Steady as a rock 956 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:36,028 I could be here and now 957 01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:43,785 I would be, I should be, but how? 958 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:47,831 I can't believe we're in fuckin' Handi-World. 959 01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:50,125 We're getting money. Don't look guilty. 960 01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,921 - How do I look guilty? - Andrew Largeman? 961 01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,007 - Oh, no. Benson. - Oh, no. 962 01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:58,050 - Who's that? - Don't give him your number. 963 01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:00,553 Hey, man, what's up? 964 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,137 - Holy shit! - How's it going? 965 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:05,266 I haven't seen you since, like, junior year. 966 01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:07,434 I thought you killed yourself. 967 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,937 What? 968 01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:13,483 I thought you killed yourself. That wasn't you? 969 01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:15,860 No, no. That wasn't me. 970 01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:18,112 Who killed themselves? 971 01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:20,948 That was the Gleason kid. Oh, and Tina. 972 01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:22,992 - Tina who? - You remember Tina. 973 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,036 She was anorexic, did gymnastics... 974 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:27,997 - Oh, gymnastics Tina? How'd she do it? - I don't know. 975 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:31,167 - She wasn't Jewish. I didn't bury her. - I think it was sleeping pills. 976 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,919 Or that car-in-the-garage thing. I forgot. 977 01:09:36,631 --> 01:09:38,966 Oh, sorry. This is Sam, Karl. Karl, Sam. 978 01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:40,635 - HEY- - HEY- 979 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:43,220 I got to go find that thing. You stay here. I'll be back. 980 01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:45,473 Is-Is it heavy, or? OK. 981 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:47,308 Weren't you on a TV show or something? 982 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:49,727 Yeah, it was just this, just this show. 983 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:52,229 So you're, like, working here? That's cool. 984 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:55,358 Only for a little while. I'm opening my own business. 985 01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:57,484 Actually, I should talk to you about it. 986 01:09:57,610 --> 01:10:01,655 I'm looking for smart people like you, Large. I should get your number. 987 01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:04,992 Yeah, definitely. That'd be, that'd be cool. 988 01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:09,576 I'd like to talk to you - both - about a good opportunity 989 01:10:09,997 --> 01:10:12,374 for you and your loved ones. 990 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:14,960 We all have dreams. I know I do. 991 01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:19,215 I'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about. 992 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:22,426 - We got to get going. - Oh, OK. It was good to see you, Karl. 993 01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:25,054 - I should get your number. - Definitely. I'll call you, 994 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:28,682 - 'cause I think he has it in his book. - Nice to meet you. 995 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:32,228 Why is it always the losers that get caught up in the pyramid schemes? 996 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:35,773 Why can't it be some charming, hot girl nagging you incessantly to buy shit? 997 01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:39,360 - Is that what he's doing? - Yeah, it's detergent or some shit. 998 01:10:39,485 --> 01:10:42,571 Why are you buying knives? I don't need knives. 999 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:45,491 - I'd like to return these. - You got a receipt? 1000 01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:48,035 Actually, no. They were a gift. 1001 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,497 - Why are you returning these? - They're not sharp enough. 1002 01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:55,292 - They're not sharp enough? - No, not for what we need them for. 1003 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:57,503 They couldn't cut cans. 1004 01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,588 You bought them to cut cans? 1005 01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:02,841 No, but in the commercial it said if I wanted to cut cans, I could. 1006 01:11:02,967 --> 01:11:05,886 - But with these knives, I can't. - Well, it comes with a sharpener. 1007 01:11:06,012 --> 01:11:08,472 - Did you try it? - Yeah. 1008 01:11:08,556 --> 01:11:11,058 They're just... 1009 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:14,020 I don't want them. They're not sharp enough. 1010 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,063 OK. 1011 01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:20,234 A major loophole in the Handi-World return policy 1012 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:24,404 is that they permit returns without receipts on items below $40. 1013 01:11:24,489 --> 01:11:26,699 So, how often do you go? 1014 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:30,745 I hit every employee once, and then I wait till they hire new ones. 1015 01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:34,373 Luckily, nobody stays at Handi-World very long, except Karl Benson. 1016 01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:38,336 Mark, it's my last day in town. If you need money, I could loan you some... 1017 01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,295 I don't need your money. I'm making my own. 1018 01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:42,172 Take Jesse's. The guy's a millionaire. 1019 01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:46,756 I don't take anybody's money, OK? I make my own. Favors are bad news. 1020 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:51,386 The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money, OK? 1021 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:55,394 Let's go. I got to see a guy about a nitrous tank. 1022 01:12:10,368 --> 01:12:13,120 Too low to find my way 1023 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:15,873 Too high to wonder why 1024 01:12:15,998 --> 01:12:18,208 I've touched this place before 1025 01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,836 Somewhere in another time 1026 01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,506 Now I can hear the sun 1027 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:26,300 The clouds drifting through the blinds 1028 01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:28,802 A half a million thoughts 1029 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:32,264 Are flowing through my mind 1030 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:41,982 What is this place? 1031 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:44,318 I think you can see into hotel rooms. 1032 01:12:44,402 --> 01:12:46,904 Come on, tough guy! Come on, tough guy! 1033 01:12:47,029 --> 01:12:48,989 Shut up! 1034 01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:56,955 Yeah. Oh, oh! Yeah! 1035 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:14,681 I'm gonna fucking cum! 1036 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:20,687 That shit was hot. That shit was hot. 1037 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:23,106 I got to go drop some knowledge on that ho right there. 1038 01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:27,694 - How do you know she's a hooker? - Of course she's a fuckin' hooker. 1039 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:30,823 Girls who look like her do not fuck guys that look like him 1040 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:33,659 unless it's for coke, money, or fame. 1041 01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:36,870 Well, Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett. 1042 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:40,457 - Who the fuck are you? - This is Sam, this is Large. 1043 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:43,710 No offense, man, but why you bringing these fucking people here? 1044 01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:46,755 This is the guy who needs that thing. 1045 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:51,051 I brought you the tank, 'K? Could you just tell us where to go now? 1046 01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:54,638 - That thing come with balloons? - What am I, a fucking birthday clown? 1047 01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:58,225 No, it doesn't come with balloons, OK? Suck it off the tap. 1048 01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:00,978 And I need it back, 'cause that guy's holding my 39 bucks. 1049 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,939 All right, hold up. Hold up! 1050 01:14:04,023 --> 01:14:06,233 Who here just saw some titties? 1051 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:09,195 Raise your hand if you just saw some titties. 1052 01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:11,238 Hmm? 1053 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:17,870 Thank you. So everybody, just calm the fuck down. 1054 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:22,624 Now... you know where Kiernan's Quarry is? 1055 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,294 - Down in Newark, right? - Yeah. 1056 01:14:25,419 --> 01:14:27,546 It's at the bottom of Hillside and Rivington. 1057 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:30,007 Can't really see it from the street, but it's there. 1058 01:14:30,132 --> 01:14:32,968 Park your car at the gate and hop the fence. 1059 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:37,552 At the bottom of the quarry, there's a junkyard run by this guy named Albert. 1060 01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:40,851 He's the one that tracked down the piece you're looking for, all right? 1061 01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:43,312 I'll call him right now and tell him to expect you. 1062 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:45,397 OK, stop. 1063 01:14:45,523 --> 01:14:47,858 - What the fuck are we doing? - Just be patient, man. 1064 01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:51,237 We've been patient all day, but it's my last day in town. 1065 01:14:51,362 --> 01:14:54,114 If you told me we're going on scavenger hunt for blow, I would've passed. 1066 01:14:54,198 --> 01:14:56,617 Please. If I was gonna get you coke, we would've gone 1067 01:14:56,742 --> 01:15:00,579 to the high school football practice. We'd have been rolling five hours ago. 1068 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,748 We've corrupted this innocent girl enough. 1069 01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:05,835 - I'm not innocent. - You are. That's what I like about you. 1070 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:09,338 I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of nowhere 1071 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:12,132 to find, like, crack whores huffing turpentine 1072 01:15:12,216 --> 01:15:15,886 or pit bulls raping each other, or whatever it is you have us doing. 1073 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:20,933 Wow. That's, like, the most worked up I've ever seen you. 1074 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:24,728 - He was protecting me. - So? 1075 01:15:24,812 --> 01:15:27,981 - He likes me. - Don't be cute. 1076 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,358 He's my knight in shining armor. 1077 01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:33,820 Don't talk about knights in front of Mark. It's a sore subject. 1078 01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:37,407 I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. 1079 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,409 Pun intended? 1080 01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:41,119 Oh, you're... 1081 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,667 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 1082 01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:53,257 Oh, my God. 1083 01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:56,176 - Wow. - I never even knew this was here. 1084 01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:59,221 I've heard about it. They were supposed to build a mall here. 1085 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,515 I remember reading about that in the paper. 1086 01:16:01,599 --> 01:16:05,561 They were digging or something, and they break into this natural phenomenon. 1087 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:08,355 It's like an underground Grand Canyon or something. 1088 01:16:08,481 --> 01:16:11,567 Now they're in some huge legal battle over whether they can build here. 1089 01:16:11,650 --> 01:16:14,402 Can you imagine the guy whose job it is to fight for his right 1090 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:18,365 to build a mall on some, like, geological phenomenon? 1091 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:22,991 They love their malls here, man. All right, let's find this guy and get out of here. 1092 01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:25,205 You're not gonna tell us what we're getting? 1093 01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:29,084 - It's a surprise. You'll see. - I think it's gonna rain. 1094 01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:37,051 So, this is it. 1095 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:43,219 So, knock. Knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards. 1096 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:47,602 Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole. 1097 01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:51,981 OK. 1098 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,495 - Mark? - Yeah. Albert? 1099 01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:07,581 Come on in. 1100 01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:16,669 Oh, man. You guys must be freezing. Make yourselves warm by the fire. 1101 01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:20,260 I'm just gonna go put her down, OK? I'll be right back out. 1102 01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:31,271 I must say... I'm continually impressed with how each place you bring us to 1103 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:34,483 - continues to be weirder and weirder. - What do you mean? This is nice. 1104 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:38,278 Oh, nothing. Just hanging out in an old boat at the bottom of a quarry in Newark. 1105 01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,531 It's hardly the bottom, dude. 1106 01:17:40,614 --> 01:17:42,657 Did you check out that cliff down there? 1107 01:17:42,741 --> 01:17:46,703 Hey... this is my wife, Faye. 1108 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,373 Hi. Welcome. 1109 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:52,417 Please, have a seat. Make yourselves comfortable. 1110 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:59,716 - Man, it's really coming down out there. - Yeah, it started pouring all of a sudden. 1111 01:17:59,842 --> 01:18:04,342 Well, in a bad storm, I like to pretend that this old boat's my own private ark. 1112 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:09,681 Unfortunately, if this is the apocalypse, I'm not quite sure it still floats. 1113 01:18:11,312 --> 01:18:15,149 - Listen, would anybody like some tea? - I'd love some, thank you. 1114 01:18:15,274 --> 01:18:18,277 Do you want some tea? OK, I'll be right back. 1115 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,489 What is this place? What is it that you do down here? 1116 01:18:22,615 --> 01:18:26,201 Well, we're calling it Kiernan's Fault. No one knows what it is. 1117 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:29,705 We haven't been able to explore it. Meanwhile, while they're in litigation, 1118 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:32,457 they hired me to make sure no one comes inside. 1119 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,334 Wow. 1120 01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:38,297 But what they don't know is that at night, I climb down. 1121 01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:41,007 So how deep does it go? Thank you. 1122 01:18:41,133 --> 01:18:43,885 You know - thank you - no one really knows. 1123 01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:46,805 But I like to pretend it's infinite. 1124 01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:51,431 It's kind of an odd job - guardian of an infinite abyss. 1125 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:53,729 Yeah. Yeah, I guess it is. 1126 01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:56,481 But we also trade and deal in antique jewelry. 1127 01:18:57,858 --> 01:19:01,695 I suppose it is odd that we live down here like this. 1128 01:19:01,820 --> 01:19:04,739 - Not at all. - It never crossed my mind. 1129 01:19:04,823 --> 01:19:08,159 Well... we think it's important. 1130 01:19:08,285 --> 01:19:12,414 Why? What is it that you think you're gonna find? 1131 01:19:12,498 --> 01:19:15,042 I guess I just like the idea of discovering something - 1132 01:19:15,167 --> 01:19:19,667 of doing something that's completely unique, that's never been done before. 1133 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:23,759 - Albert's Abyss. - Well, maybe. Who knows? 1134 01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:28,342 But you know what? That's all ego. None of that really matters. 1135 01:19:28,931 --> 01:19:33,431 If I get to be with this person right here, and our beautiful baby... 1136 01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:37,147 ...that's all I need. 1137 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:45,322 Well, I suppose you want what you came all the way down here for. 1138 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:47,407 Oh, yeah. That'd be great. 1139 01:19:47,491 --> 01:19:51,991 Now, it took me a while to track this piece down, but I owe Diego huge. 1140 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:56,916 That's it. Thank you so much. 1141 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,252 - Yeah. - Really. 1142 01:19:59,378 --> 01:20:03,878 Listen, good luck in the rain. Do you guys want some garbage bags or something? 1143 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,094 - Yeah. - OK. That actually would be great. 1144 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:15,973 Tom, get your plane right on time 1145 01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:20,607 I know your part'II go fine 1146 01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:23,652 Goodbye! 1147 01:20:23,736 --> 01:20:26,739 - Hey, Albert! - Yeah? 1148 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:30,241 Good luck exploring the infinite abyss. 1149 01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:32,911 Thank you. Hey! 1150 01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:37,499 You, too. 1151 01:20:43,547 --> 01:20:48,047 I get the news, I need on the weather report 1152 01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:52,802 Oh, I can gather all the news I need on the weather report 1153 01:20:56,226 --> 01:21:00,726 Hey, I've got nothing to do today but smile 1154 01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:07,358 Da-do da-do doo-da, and here I am 1155 01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:11,283 The only living boy in New York 1156 01:21:16,455 --> 01:21:20,167 Half of the time we're gone but we don't know where 1157 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:22,794 And we don't know where 1158 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:50,197 Here I am 1159 01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:52,365 Whoo! 1160 01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:00,916 Half of the time we're gone but we don't know where 1161 01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:05,044 And we don't know where 1162 01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:09,670 Tom, get your plane right on time 1163 01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:16,010 I know that you've been eager to fly, now 1164 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:22,183 Hey, let your honesty shine, shine, shine, now 1165 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:26,608 Da-do da-do doo-da doo-da 1166 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:29,945 Like it shines on me 1167 01:22:30,028 --> 01:22:33,823 The only living boy in New York 1168 01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:39,037 The only living boy in New York 1169 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:52,592 So... I don't know if I'm gonna see you, man. 1170 01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:57,138 Don't you want to know what's in the bag? 1171 01:22:58,348 --> 01:23:02,018 To be honest, I don't even care anymore. 1172 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,943 What is it? 1173 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:14,781 It's my mom's favorite necklace. 1174 01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:17,993 I'd be lying to you if I told you it was my plan all along. 1175 01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:22,121 But... I got it back to you, right? That's got to be worth something. 1176 01:23:24,374 --> 01:23:26,334 This whole day was about this? 1177 01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:31,840 You didn't want it down there with her. It's better it's with you. 1178 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:34,843 OK. 1179 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:42,726 Hey, if you ever need a Kato, you know where to find me. 1180 01:23:57,616 --> 01:23:59,743 It's funny, this... 1181 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:04,706 This necklace reminds me of this really random memory of my mother. 1182 01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:11,625 I was, I was a little kid, and I was crying for one reason or another, and... 1183 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:20,180 ...she was just, like, you know, cradling me and rocking me back and forth. 1184 01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:23,057 I can remember seeing the little balls in this thing 1185 01:24:23,141 --> 01:24:26,060 just sort of floating back and forth, and... 1186 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:32,150 And there was just, like, snot dripping down my nose, right? 1187 01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:36,613 And, uh... she gave me her sleeve... 1188 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:40,533 ...and she told me to blow my nose into it. 1189 01:24:46,456 --> 01:24:49,292 And I remember thinking, even as a little kid, 1190 01:24:50,168 --> 01:24:52,128 "WOW . 1191 01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:57,676 This is love." 1192 01:25:01,221 --> 01:25:03,556 This is love. 1193 01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:07,060 Large. 1194 01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,854 - I think I see one. - Shut up. 1195 01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:12,732 Yeah, I do. Wait, we should save it or something. 1196 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:19,655 OK, don't move. OK. 1197 01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:27,038 We could put it in my scrapbook, if I had a scrapbook. 1198 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:29,457 - That it? - I think so. 1199 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:32,710 I don't really feel any more coming. 1200 01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:35,922 Well, if you do, just let me know. I'll get the cup, OK? 1201 01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:39,676 This was such a good idea. 1202 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,220 - Who are you? - I'm your new friend, Sam. 1203 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:44,723 Tissue? 1204 01:25:49,519 --> 01:25:50,978 Come here. 1205 01:26:01,323 --> 01:26:03,616 Fuck, this hurts so much. 1206 01:26:03,742 --> 01:26:05,702 Yeah, I know. 1207 01:26:06,745 --> 01:26:10,165 But that is life. 1208 01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:12,917 If nothing else, that's life, you know? 1209 01:26:13,001 --> 01:26:14,961 It's real. 1210 01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:18,090 Sometimes it fuckin' hurts. 1211 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:23,052 To be honest, it's sort of all we have. 1212 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,183 Hmm. 1213 01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:34,356 How are you feelin' 1214 01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:38,818 Safe. 1215 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:43,823 When I'm with you, I feel so safe. 1216 01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:48,411 Like I'm home. 1217 01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:58,296 They will see us waving 1218 01:26:58,422 --> 01:27:02,922 From such great heights 1219 01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:08,010 "Come down now," 1220 01:27:08,348 --> 01:27:12,848 They'll say 1221 01:27:14,521 --> 01:27:18,566 But everything looks perfect 1222 01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:22,779 From far away... 1223 01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:37,377 - Dad. - Yeah. 1224 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,712 Ha. 1225 01:27:39,838 --> 01:27:41,798 Come on in. 1226 01:27:41,882 --> 01:27:44,718 - I'm sorry I woke you up. - No, no. I was just reading. 1227 01:27:46,136 --> 01:27:49,305 Where have you been? 1228 01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:51,224 Everywhere. 1229 01:27:51,349 --> 01:27:54,268 I've been on sort of a crazy journey these last couple days. 1230 01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:56,395 You've been avoiding me. 1231 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:59,273 No, I haven't been. Come on. 1232 01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:04,404 OK, maybe I have been. 1233 01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:09,029 I'm sure you can find lots of things in your life 1234 01:28:09,326 --> 01:28:11,286 that you can be angry about. 1235 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:15,581 But what I do not understand is why you're so angry at me. 1236 01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:18,042 All I ever wanted was for everyone to be happy again. 1237 01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:21,004 - That's all I ever wanted. - When were we all ever happy, Dad? 1238 01:28:21,087 --> 01:28:23,380 You always say that. I mean, when was that? 1239 01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:27,260 What was this time that we were all so happy? I don't have it in my memory. 1240 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:31,844 Maybe if I did, I could help steer us back there, but I just... 1241 01:28:32,349 --> 01:28:36,561 You know, you and I need to work on being OK, if that's not in the cards for us. 1242 01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:43,480 Well, we might have a shot at it, if you can forgive yourself for what you did. 1243 01:28:45,195 --> 01:28:48,948 What I did. What I did. 1244 01:28:49,032 --> 01:28:51,451 OK. Let's do it, OK? We're here, right? 1245 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:54,745 Let's do it. I'm gonna forgive myself for what I did. Are you ready? 1246 01:28:54,830 --> 01:28:59,330 I was a little boy, and somebody made a shitty latch. 1247 01:28:59,459 --> 01:29:02,211 That's what I think about the whole thing, OK? 1248 01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:05,047 And I'm not gonna take those drugs anymore. They left me numb. 1249 01:29:05,131 --> 01:29:08,801 I have felt so fucking numb to everything I've experienced in my life, OK? 1250 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:10,845 And for that... 1251 01:29:11,847 --> 01:29:14,391 ...for that I'm here to forgive you. 1252 01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:19,016 You've always said all you wanted was for us to have whatever it is we wanted. 1253 01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:23,149 Well, maybe what Mom wanted more than anything was for it to all be over. 1254 01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:30,782 And for me... what I want more than anything in the world 1255 01:29:30,907 --> 01:29:33,910 is for it to be OK with you for me to feel something again... 1256 01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:37,330 ...even if it's pain. 1257 01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:41,626 Going against your doctor's recommendation 1258 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:44,546 is a pretty weighty experiment to take on, don't you think? 1259 01:29:49,676 --> 01:29:51,886 This is my life, Dad. 1260 01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:54,681 This is it. 1261 01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:57,266 I've spent 26 years waiting for something else to start. 1262 01:29:57,350 --> 01:30:01,850 So, no. I don't think it's too much to take on, because it's everything there is. 1263 01:30:02,522 --> 01:30:04,732 I see now it's all there is. 1264 01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,281 You and I are gonna be OK. You know that, right? 1265 01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:22,416 We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but... 1266 01:30:26,046 --> 01:30:28,548 ...for the first time, let's just allow ourselves 1267 01:30:28,673 --> 01:30:31,175 to be whatever it is that we are. 1268 01:30:33,929 --> 01:30:35,889 And that will be better, OK? 1269 01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:42,896 I think that will be better. 1270 01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:05,584 What are you thinking about? 1271 01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:07,670 You're not coming back, are you? 1272 01:31:07,754 --> 01:31:10,423 - Come on, Sam. Of course I am. - No, you're not. 1273 01:31:10,507 --> 01:31:12,467 You don't realize this is good. 1274 01:31:12,550 --> 01:31:15,302 This doesn't happen often in your life, you know? 1275 01:31:15,387 --> 01:31:17,680 I mean, this... 1276 01:31:17,806 --> 01:31:20,099 We can work this stuff out. 1277 01:31:20,225 --> 01:31:22,810 I want to help you, you know? 1278 01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:27,148 We need each other. I haven't even lied in, like, two days. 1279 01:31:27,232 --> 01:31:29,525 Is that true? 1280 01:31:29,651 --> 01:31:31,611 No. 1281 01:31:35,031 --> 01:31:39,326 Look, this isn't, this isn't a conversation about this being over. 1282 01:31:39,452 --> 01:31:43,952 It's -it's... I'm not, like, putting a period at the end of this, you know? 1283 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:47,335 I'm putting, like, an ellipsis on it. 1284 01:31:47,419 --> 01:31:50,171 'Cause I'm worried that if I don't go figure myself out, 1285 01:31:50,255 --> 01:31:52,215 if I don't go land on my own two feet, 1286 01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:56,593 then I'm just gonna fuck this whole thing up, and this is too important. 1287 01:32:01,474 --> 01:32:04,477 I got to go. I... I got to go. 1288 01:32:06,688 --> 01:32:09,607 I fired my psychiatrist. I got to go find a new one. 1289 01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:14,654 Look, I'm gonna call you when I get there. 1290 01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:18,366 I'm gonna call you, and... 1291 01:32:24,414 --> 01:32:26,374 Look at me. 1292 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,753 Look at me. 1293 01:32:38,094 --> 01:32:40,471 You changed my life. 1294 01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:50,815 You changed my life, and I've known you four days. 1295 01:32:54,778 --> 01:32:57,363 This is the beginning of something really big. 1296 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:02,035 But right now, I've got to go. 1297 01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:11,169 Come here. 1298 01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:55,754 Drink up, baby, down 1299 01:33:55,839 --> 01:33:59,968 Mmm, are you in or are you out? 1300 01:34:00,051 --> 01:34:02,595 Leave your things behind 1301 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:06,598 'Cause it's all going off without you 1302 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:11,224 Excuse me, too busy writing your tragedy 1303 01:34:13,398 --> 01:34:16,651 These mishaps you bubble wrap 1304 01:34:16,776 --> 01:34:20,821 When you've no idea what you're like 1305 01:34:26,619 --> 01:34:29,079 Take your seats as quickly as possible. 1306 01:34:40,383 --> 01:34:43,386 - What are you doing? - Do you remember that idea I had 1307 01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:46,847 about working stuff out, then finding you once I figured stuff out? 1308 01:34:46,931 --> 01:34:49,600 - The ellipsis? - Yeah, the ellipsis. It's dumb. 1309 01:34:49,726 --> 01:34:51,853 It's an awful idea, and I'm not gonna do it, OK? 1310 01:34:51,978 --> 01:34:53,938 'Cause like you said, this is it. 1311 01:34:54,063 --> 01:34:55,939 This is life. 1312 01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:58,108 And I'm in love with you, Samantha. 1313 01:34:59,444 --> 01:35:02,864 I think that's the only thing I've ever been really sure of in my entire life. 1314 01:35:02,989 --> 01:35:06,325 I'm really messed up right now, and I've got a lot of stuff to work out, 1315 01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:09,537 but I don't want to waste any more of my life without you in it, OK? 1316 01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:12,081 - Yeah. - And I think I can do this. I want to. 1317 01:35:12,165 --> 01:35:13,875 - We have to, right? - Yeah. 1318 01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,043 ' Right? " Yes! 1319 01:35:18,671 --> 01:35:20,631 So, what do we do? 1320 01:35:26,095 --> 01:35:28,388 What do we do? 1321 01:35:31,309 --> 01:35:35,809 So, let go So, let go, jump in 1322 01:35:35,939 --> 01:35:38,942 Oh, well, whatcha waiting for? 1323 01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:40,985 It's all right 1324 01:35:41,110 --> 01:35:45,072 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1325 01:35:45,365 --> 01:35:49,577 So, let go Let go, just get in 1326 01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:52,664 Oh, it's so amazing here 1327 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,707 It's all right 1328 01:35:54,832 --> 01:35:58,961 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1329 01:36:05,635 --> 01:36:08,554 It gains the more it gives 1330 01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:12,392 And it rises with the fall 1331 01:36:12,517 --> 01:36:15,186 So, hand me that remote 1332 01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:18,982 Can't you see that all that stuff'.s a sideshow? 1333 01:36:19,107 --> 01:36:22,443 Such boundless pleasure 1334 01:36:22,527 --> 01:36:25,780 We've no time for later now 1335 01:36:25,905 --> 01:36:29,325 You can't await your own arrival 1336 01:36:29,409 --> 01:36:33,909 You've 20 seconds to comply 1337 01:36:34,539 --> 01:36:39,039 So, let go So, let go, jump in 1338 01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:42,380 Oh, well, whatcha waiting for? 1339 01:36:42,505 --> 01:36:44,465 It's all right 1340 01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:48,302 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1341 01:36:48,428 --> 01:36:52,928 So, let go Let go, just get in 1342 01:36:53,141 --> 01:36:56,060 Oh, it's so amazing here 1343 01:36:56,185 --> 01:36:58,145 It's all right 1344 01:36:58,229 --> 01:37:02,274 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1345 01:37:02,358 --> 01:37:05,027 Hey, yeah, he)' 1346 01:37:05,153 --> 01:37:09,115 Yeah, hey, ahh 1347 01:37:09,240 --> 01:37:11,825 Hey, yeah, he)' 1348 01:37:11,951 --> 01:37:14,620 Yeah, hey 1349 01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:17,039 Mmm-aybe 1350 01:37:17,165 --> 01:37:18,958 Yeah, hey 1351 01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:22,837 Yeah, hey, ahh 1352 01:37:22,962 --> 01:37:25,631 Hey, yeah, he)' 1353 01:37:25,715 --> 01:37:28,134 Yeah, hey 1354 01:37:28,259 --> 01:37:30,469 Mmm-aybe 1355 01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:34,015 So, let go Mmm, jump in 1356 01:37:34,098 --> 01:37:37,184 Oh, well, whatcha waiting for? 1357 01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:39,270 It's all right 1358 01:37:39,395 --> 01:37:43,232 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1359 01:37:43,358 --> 01:37:47,820 So, let go Let go, just get in 1360 01:37:47,904 --> 01:37:50,907 Oh, it's so amazing here 1361 01:37:51,032 --> 01:37:52,992 It's all right 1362 01:37:53,117 --> 01:37:57,617 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1363 01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:11,969 Mmm, breakdown 1364 01:38:20,478 --> 01:38:24,978 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1365 01:38:30,196 --> 01:38:34,491 Mmm, breakdown 1366 01:38:39,664 --> 01:38:44,043 So amazing here 1367 01:38:47,797 --> 01:38:52,297 'Cause there's beauty in the breakdown 1368 01:38:55,847 --> 01:38:58,766 Well, the rain 1369 01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:02,353 Keeps on coming down 1370 01:39:02,437 --> 01:39:06,937 It feels like a flood in my head 1371 01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:10,694 And that road 1372 01:39:10,820 --> 01:39:14,240 Keeps on calling me 1373 01:39:14,365 --> 01:39:18,865 Screaming to everything lying ahead 1374 01:39:19,328 --> 01:39:23,790 And it's a winding road 1375 01:39:23,875 --> 01:39:26,002 I've been walking for a long time 1376 01:39:26,127 --> 01:39:30,627 I still don't know where it goes 1377 01:39:31,382 --> 01:39:35,594 And it's a long way home 1378 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:37,930 I've been searching for a long time 1379 01:39:38,014 --> 01:39:41,434 I still have hope 1380 01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:46,059 I'm gonna find my way home 1381 01:39:55,239 --> 01:39:57,616 And I can see 1382 01:39:57,700 --> 01:40:01,203 A little house on top of the hill 1383 01:40:01,329 --> 01:40:04,582 And I can smell the ocean 1384 01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,792 The salt in the air 1385 01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:09,378 And I can see you 1386 01:40:09,462 --> 01:40:13,132 You're standing there, and you're washing your car 1387 01:40:13,257 --> 01:40:16,343 And I can see California 1388 01:40:16,469 --> 01:40:20,969 Sun in your hair 1389 01:40:21,516 --> 01:40:25,895 And it's a winding road 1390 01:40:25,978 --> 01:40:28,355 I've been walking for a long time 1391 01:40:28,481 --> 01:40:32,981 Still don't know where it goes 1392 01:40:33,778 --> 01:40:37,823 And it's a long way home 1393 01:40:37,949 --> 01:40:40,242 I've been searching for a long time 1394 01:40:40,326 --> 01:40:43,662 Still have hope 1395 01:40:43,788 --> 01:40:47,708 I'm gonna find my way home 1396 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:51,878 All these dreams took me so far 1397 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:56,466 And I felt I just couldn't go on 1398 01:40:56,551 --> 01:41:01,051 And I want to hang out the window of your car 1399 01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:06,973 And see just how good this baby can run 1400 01:41:11,899 --> 01:41:16,278 'Cause it's a winding road 1401 01:41:16,404 --> 01:41:18,364 I've been walking for a long time 1402 01:41:18,489 --> 01:41:22,989 And I still don't know where it goes 1403 01:41:23,911 --> 01:41:28,206 And it's a long way home 1404 01:41:28,332 --> 01:41:30,709 I've been searching for a long time 1405 01:41:30,793 --> 01:41:33,962 Still have hope 1406 01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:36,131 We're gonna find our way home 1407 01:41:36,257 --> 01:41:39,593 It's a long way home 1408 01:41:41,762 --> 01:41:44,598 It's a long way home 114206