Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:25,834
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2
00:00:25,878 --> 00:00:31,443
Oh, will the real nigga please
stand up and all the fake
3
00:00:31,487 --> 00:00:32,486
sit down?
4
00:00:34,748 --> 00:00:37,661
Let me fix my crown.
5
00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,356
I love this for you.
6
00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,443
But you got to crop it
like right there, though.
7
00:00:41,487 --> 00:00:42,748
Oh, I see it.
8
00:00:42,791 --> 00:00:43,400
That was it.
9
00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:44,052
That was it.
10
00:00:44,095 --> 00:00:45,269
That was it.
11
00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:46,835
Oh, my god.
12
00:00:46,879 --> 00:00:52,009
We are about to look muy
bonita chiliando in Espana.
13
00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,313
My bad.
14
00:00:53,356 --> 00:00:55,530
But we are about to
tear Spain up, OK?
15
00:00:55,574 --> 00:00:57,574
Beaches, topless...
16
00:00:57,617 --> 00:01:00,879
Spanish boys!
17
00:01:00,922 --> 00:01:02,183
You're going to love Valencia.
18
00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:05,966
The camp we're
working at is bomb.
19
00:01:06,009 --> 00:01:06,835
Oh, hell, no.
20
00:01:06,879 --> 00:01:08,183
That's my mom.
21
00:01:08,227 --> 00:01:10,661
"Pick up your brother
and come home ASAP."
22
00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,314
You know what?
23
00:01:12,356 --> 00:01:13,985
The dopest thing about Spain
is that I'm 7,000 miles away
24
00:01:14,009 --> 00:01:15,400
from my dumb family.
25
00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,966
My brother's in prison.
26
00:01:17,009 --> 00:01:18,898
I'd give anything to have
an extra moment with him.
27
00:01:18,922 --> 00:01:20,879
Ooh.
28
00:01:20,922 --> 00:01:21,791
"They're your kids.
29
00:01:21,835 --> 00:01:22,834
Not mine."
30
00:01:24,183 --> 00:01:28,053
Did you just send that
to your Black mom?
31
00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:29,227
Girl, that was a death wish.
32
00:01:31,009 --> 00:01:33,290
I met this girl down in Tally,
she said she flew in from Cali.
33
00:01:33,314 --> 00:01:35,183
Not LA, though, she
live in the Valley.
34
00:01:35,227 --> 00:01:37,401
Four rings on my hand,
look like an Audi.
35
00:01:37,444 --> 00:01:39,444
Might do a show in
NC, and say, ,,
36
00:01:39,488 --> 00:01:42,531
and pop out in Raleigh.
37
00:01:43,531 --> 00:01:44,879
Damn, girl.
38
00:01:44,922 --> 00:01:46,641
About to throw me up
out of here, ain't you?
39
00:01:48,705 --> 00:01:50,009
Come on, fam.
40
00:01:50,053 --> 00:01:51,116
I was trying to hear
the rest of the song.
41
00:01:51,140 --> 00:01:53,922
That's why god invented Spotify.
42
00:01:53,966 --> 00:01:55,140
Oh, yeah.
43
00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,531
Mom was right about you.
44
00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:58,966
What'd you say?
45
00:01:59,009 --> 00:02:00,072
Don't be mad she tell me
stuff she don't tell you.
46
00:02:00,096 --> 00:02:00,792
What does she tell you?
47
00:02:00,836 --> 00:02:02,444
Don't worry about it.
48
00:02:02,488 --> 00:02:04,290
I'm worrying about it right now
because you just brought it up.
49
00:02:04,314 --> 00:02:05,705
Go talk to your mother.
50
00:02:05,749 --> 00:02:07,116
Yo, I'm not talking to
the back of your head.
51
00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,140
What is she saying?
52
00:02:08,183 --> 00:02:09,140
Talk to your mother about it.
53
00:02:09,183 --> 00:02:10,054
I'm talking to you about it.
54
00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:10,575
I ain't talking to you.
55
00:02:10,618 --> 00:02:11,836
Say it.
56
00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,159
God, can you go in
your room, please?
57
00:02:13,183 --> 00:02:14,618
Always talking shit.
58
00:02:14,662 --> 00:02:16,314
Damn, Melissa.
59
00:02:16,357 --> 00:02:17,618
The girls could be in sales.
60
00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:18,575
That's your future.
61
00:02:18,618 --> 00:02:20,097
Go outside.
62
00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:24,054
Do you only consume dark media?
63
00:02:24,097 --> 00:02:25,880
Reality is darkness, Tanya.
64
00:02:25,923 --> 00:02:26,923
You avoid it.
65
00:02:26,967 --> 00:02:28,749
I run toward it.
66
00:02:28,792 --> 00:02:30,358
Zack, we talked about this.
67
00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:31,444
Don't sneak up on people.
68
00:02:31,488 --> 00:02:33,097
It's creepy.
69
00:02:33,141 --> 00:02:35,358
I wanted to say hi, but I
didn't want to interrupt you.
70
00:02:35,402 --> 00:02:37,097
Hey, where were
you this morning?
71
00:02:37,141 --> 00:02:39,662
I've been seeing the same
murder of crows lately.
72
00:02:39,705 --> 00:02:42,618
Did you know a group of
crows is called "murder?"
73
00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,880
Dope.
74
00:02:43,923 --> 00:02:45,073
I fed them and
followed them around.
75
00:02:45,097 --> 00:02:46,836
I ended up in Winnetka.
76
00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,705
They had some beef with another
murder, but I squashed it.
77
00:02:49,749 --> 00:02:52,010
Did you know crows
can recognize faces?
78
00:02:52,054 --> 00:02:53,880
That means I've made
friends for life.
79
00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,749
That's really cool, Zack.
80
00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:59,880
Maybe next time, don't
go so far, though.
81
00:02:59,923 --> 00:03:02,315
Mom!
82
00:03:02,358 --> 00:03:03,228
Hi.
83
00:03:03,271 --> 00:03:04,532
Please?
84
00:03:04,576 --> 00:03:05,923
I need an allowance.
85
00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:08,489
I used all my money
on food for my crows.
86
00:03:08,532 --> 00:03:10,532
I need more money!
87
00:03:10,576 --> 00:03:11,489
Mom...
88
00:03:11,532 --> 00:03:12,967
What...
89
00:03:16,315 --> 00:03:17,314
Mom?
90
00:03:23,532 --> 00:03:25,968
Kenny, can you not
be a degenerate
91
00:03:26,011 --> 00:03:27,098
for, like, five minutes?
92
00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,141
Why?
93
00:03:28,184 --> 00:03:29,141
What's popping in five minutes?
94
00:03:29,184 --> 00:03:30,663
Mom had a nervous breakdown.
95
00:03:30,706 --> 00:03:32,489
Girl, Black folks
don't have those.
96
00:03:32,532 --> 00:03:34,576
They do when the boss'
mediocre white son
97
00:03:34,619 --> 00:03:36,098
gets a promotion over them.
98
00:03:36,142 --> 00:03:38,098
You could have done a
more comprehensive report
99
00:03:38,142 --> 00:03:42,142
in half the time if
you just used Canva.
100
00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,619
Whoa!
101
00:03:44,663 --> 00:03:46,359
Was that comprehensive enough?
102
00:03:46,402 --> 00:03:47,532
Dickless...
103
00:03:47,576 --> 00:03:49,272
And now she has
to go to Thailand
104
00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:52,446
to an immersive two-month
yoga meditation retreat.
105
00:03:52,489 --> 00:03:56,011
Yo, so we finna have a
whole house to ourself?
106
00:03:56,055 --> 00:03:57,793
What is wrong with you?
107
00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,142
I can't go to Spain.
108
00:03:59,185 --> 00:04:01,055
Mom needs some money
for her retreat.
109
00:04:01,098 --> 00:04:03,142
My summer's ruined.
110
00:04:03,185 --> 00:04:05,533
Why your Black girl try to
got to crush my Black boy joy?
111
00:04:11,142 --> 00:04:14,924
I found stuff online to heal
you... good, cheap, local stuff,
112
00:04:14,968 --> 00:04:17,881
like CBD oil and massages and...
113
00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,229
Oh, you can pet rescue dogs.
114
00:04:19,272 --> 00:04:21,533
The doctor said to avoid
stress at all times.
115
00:04:21,577 --> 00:04:25,055
If you keep this up, I swear
to God, Imma slap you to Spain.
116
00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,707
Zack, come say goodbye.
117
00:04:28,751 --> 00:04:29,925
What are you tripping for?
118
00:04:29,968 --> 00:04:31,247
We got no supervision
for months.
119
00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:32,490
We finna live like white kids.
120
00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,533
Zack?
121
00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:34,098
We're throwing a party tonight.
122
00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:34,969
Tonight?
123
00:04:35,012 --> 00:04:35,664
That is not enough time.
124
00:04:35,707 --> 00:04:36,533
Day off.
125
00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:37,229
Keep the crowd small.
126
00:04:37,272 --> 00:04:37,925
Where are you?
127
00:04:37,969 --> 00:04:39,446
You just don't know shit.
128
00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:40,509
Oh, and make sure
you invite Gabby,
129
00:04:40,533 --> 00:04:43,664
because she wants to just fuck.
130
00:04:43,707 --> 00:04:44,706
Zack?
131
00:04:51,012 --> 00:04:51,969
Zack?
132
00:04:52,012 --> 00:04:53,056
Zack?
133
00:04:53,099 --> 00:04:54,098
Where are you?
134
00:04:56,925 --> 00:04:57,751
Come here, boy.
135
00:04:57,794 --> 00:04:59,925
I'm going to miss you.
136
00:04:59,969 --> 00:05:02,403
I want you to have a good trip.
137
00:05:02,446 --> 00:05:04,794
And don't worry, we'll deal
with these abandonment issues
138
00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:05,838
later in life.
139
00:05:05,882 --> 00:05:07,620
Oh, you're not being abandoned.
140
00:05:13,794 --> 00:05:14,707
Hello.
141
00:05:14,751 --> 00:05:16,099
What a pretty, young lady.
142
00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:18,012
Look, it's great that
you've witnessed Jehovah
143
00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,404
or whatever, but
now's a bad time.
144
00:05:19,447 --> 00:05:20,447
Oh, no, dear.
145
00:05:20,491 --> 00:05:23,882
I'm Ms. Sturak, the babysitter.
146
00:05:25,751 --> 00:05:27,838
You can call me ADT...
147
00:05:27,882 --> 00:05:32,143
I'll be keeping you
safe all summer.
148
00:05:32,186 --> 00:05:33,185
Oh, hell no.
149
00:05:35,578 --> 00:05:37,032
The bills are on
autopay, and this should
150
00:05:37,056 --> 00:05:38,708
take care of food and stuff.
151
00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:40,839
We're so blessed that
you can do this for us
152
00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,447
at such short notice.
153
00:05:42,491 --> 00:05:44,969
Well, I could tell from
your Facebook post,
154
00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,534
you're a good woman
who just needed a hand.
155
00:05:48,578 --> 00:05:51,970
Aw, my co-worker said you
were such a sweetheart.
156
00:05:52,013 --> 00:05:55,057
Thank you.
157
00:05:55,099 --> 00:05:57,100
A babysitter is a
huge waste of money.
158
00:05:57,143 --> 00:05:58,795
I can handle it here.
159
00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:00,859
You always say I need to act
like an adult. Give me a chance
160
00:06:00,883 --> 00:06:01,970
to.
161
00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:03,076
I mean, I drive those
damn kids around.
162
00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:03,970
Those "damn kids?"
163
00:06:04,013 --> 00:06:05,033
You mean your
brothers and sisters
164
00:06:05,057 --> 00:06:06,621
that you drive around in my car?
165
00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:08,144
What else?
166
00:06:08,187 --> 00:06:10,105
What else is on your long
list of adult behavior?
167
00:06:10,144 --> 00:06:13,013
When's the last time you
paid a bill, cooked a meal,
168
00:06:13,057 --> 00:06:15,447
cleaned the house
without being told to?
169
00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:18,100
Hell, did anything
without being told to?
170
00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:20,491
You don't have a clue
what to do with your life.
171
00:06:20,534 --> 00:06:22,100
You never had a job.
172
00:06:22,144 --> 00:06:24,970
And you barely got into
Howard, even with my hook up.
173
00:06:25,013 --> 00:06:28,578
Can you not read me for filth?
174
00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,013
I need a break.
175
00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:31,926
Otherwise, you're going
to lose another parent.
176
00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:34,100
Jesus, mom.
177
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,143
Give me a hug.
178
00:06:37,752 --> 00:06:38,751
Hug me, girl.
179
00:06:42,579 --> 00:06:43,839
Thank you, Ms. Sturak.
180
00:06:43,883 --> 00:06:44,883
Love you, kids.
181
00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,448
Love you, too.
182
00:06:46,492 --> 00:06:47,491
Bye.
183
00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:53,144
Hurry up.
184
00:06:53,187 --> 00:06:55,926
Get me out of here.
185
00:06:55,970 --> 00:06:57,926
There goes my summer.
186
00:06:57,970 --> 00:06:58,969
Bye, summer.
187
00:07:06,014 --> 00:07:07,014
Oh, dude.
188
00:07:07,057 --> 00:07:09,927
What the shit?
189
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,014
I watch "Madea" movies.
190
00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:16,145
I know how to discipline
you little n-words.
191
00:07:16,187 --> 00:07:18,101
Oh, do you think that
it's less racist if you
192
00:07:18,145 --> 00:07:19,666
don't say the actual word?
193
00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:21,145
Why are you strapped?
194
00:07:21,188 --> 00:07:22,058
Oh, relax.
195
00:07:22,101 --> 00:07:24,014
It's just a starter pistol.
196
00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:27,971
Where's my room?
197
00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:31,145
Get my bag.
198
00:07:31,188 --> 00:07:32,187
You get that.
199
00:07:34,666 --> 00:07:34,927
Zack, come on.
200
00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:36,101
Come on.
201
00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:39,014
Violate my rules
at your own peril.
202
00:07:39,058 --> 00:07:41,188
No more of this garbage.
203
00:07:41,232 --> 00:07:42,840
Run a mile.
204
00:07:42,884 --> 00:07:45,449
You'll never get a man with
that couch-dimpled derriere.
205
00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:51,709
Where do you think you're going?
206
00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:05,188
You got a week to get that
crap out of your system.
207
00:08:05,232 --> 00:08:08,101
After that, I'll tell the
cops you roughed me up
208
00:08:08,145 --> 00:08:12,101
in a fit of reefer madness.
209
00:08:12,145 --> 00:08:14,058
Makeup is for Geisha whores.
210
00:08:16,928 --> 00:08:21,101
Well, don't you look precious?
211
00:08:21,145 --> 00:08:24,232
You know what's not so precious?
212
00:08:24,275 --> 00:08:25,274
Gonorrhea.
213
00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:32,710
Please, no more.
214
00:08:32,754 --> 00:08:33,861
Catch a case off her old ass.
215
00:08:33,885 --> 00:08:35,189
What's wrong with you?
216
00:08:35,232 --> 00:08:37,059
You ever seen a
10-minute STI slide show?
217
00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,102
What's an STI?
218
00:08:38,146 --> 00:08:39,667
Do something, bro.
219
00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:42,059
She's only here because
you suck so bad at life
220
00:08:42,102 --> 00:08:43,928
that mom didn't trust
you to watch us.
221
00:08:43,972 --> 00:08:45,209
Or she thought
you'd get so stoned
222
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,189
that you'd burn the house down.
223
00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:47,233
I think it's both.
224
00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,015
Whatever.
225
00:08:49,059 --> 00:08:51,057
How are we going to have
this party while she here?
226
00:08:56,146 --> 00:08:58,015
So sorry for how we behaved.
227
00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,623
Our mom didn't tell
us we had a sitter.
228
00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:00,797
Looking at you, I can tell...
229
00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,885
why she wanted to surprise us.
230
00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:07,015
Surprises are for kids'
parties and the Japanese.
231
00:09:07,059 --> 00:09:08,797
Right.
232
00:09:08,841 --> 00:09:11,059
Well, I know you said no
guests, but we had already
233
00:09:11,102 --> 00:09:13,276
invited our church
friends for Bible study,
234
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:17,146
and we can't cancel on Jesus.
235
00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:19,015
You better not wake me up.
236
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,798
I get very grumpy
when I get woken up.
237
00:09:21,841 --> 00:09:23,189
More grumpy?
238
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:27,102
Would you like an allergy pill?
239
00:09:27,146 --> 00:09:28,102
Sure.
240
00:09:28,146 --> 00:09:31,059
And a whiskey neat.
241
00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:33,015
OK.
242
00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:35,296
Oh, and you might hear music,
but it's Christian hip hop.
243
00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,189
DJ Cardinal's spin.
244
00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:39,276
Hip hop ruined the Blacks.
245
00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:44,363
I met this girl down in Tally,
she said she flew in from Cali.
246
00:09:44,407 --> 00:09:46,189
Not LA, though, she
live in the Valley.
247
00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:48,320
Four rings on my hand,
look like an Audi.
248
00:09:48,363 --> 00:09:51,060
Might do a show in
NC, and say, ,,
249
00:09:51,103 --> 00:09:52,233
and pop out in Raleigh.
250
00:09:52,276 --> 00:09:54,320
I can't with that, , she a lame.
251
00:09:54,363 --> 00:09:55,973
She be talking too
much, she too rowdy.
252
00:09:56,016 --> 00:09:58,103
But she's still on my
phone, in my texts,
253
00:09:58,147 --> 00:10:00,103
tryna drag her
fingers on my neck.
254
00:10:00,147 --> 00:10:02,016
She want get intimate,
flesh to flesh.
255
00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,364
Yeah, she crazy, but
not like the rest.
256
00:10:05,407 --> 00:10:08,016
I thought we said
five people each?
257
00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:10,755
I guess everybody
invited five too.
258
00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:12,277
This is way too much.
259
00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,060
Come on, I think we should stop.
260
00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:16,668
Hey, Sheila and Duana
going to Howard too.
261
00:10:16,711 --> 00:10:18,842
Go make friends.
262
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,842
You don't want to be no
simp at college too, do you?
263
00:10:21,886 --> 00:10:22,885
Bye!
264
00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:27,190
Shit is litty.
265
00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:28,364
I told you.
266
00:10:28,408 --> 00:10:30,364
Sorry her mom died, though.
267
00:10:30,408 --> 00:10:31,973
His mom didn't die, dummy.
268
00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:32,929
What?
269
00:10:32,973 --> 00:10:34,234
Oh, I was half listening.
270
00:10:34,277 --> 00:10:35,276
Play out that loud bit.
271
00:10:38,234 --> 00:10:39,190
Hey, Shelly.
272
00:10:39,234 --> 00:10:42,060
Hey, Duana.
273
00:10:42,103 --> 00:10:44,147
Oh, Shelly.
274
00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,712
Hey.
275
00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:47,190
Tanya.
276
00:10:47,234 --> 00:10:48,756
Tanya Crandell?
277
00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:50,103
From school?
278
00:10:50,147 --> 00:10:52,103
And from this house?
279
00:10:52,147 --> 00:10:53,712
This is my house?
280
00:10:53,756 --> 00:10:56,887
Uh... Um, yall are
going to Howard, right?
281
00:10:56,930 --> 00:10:58,930
Me too.
282
00:10:58,974 --> 00:11:01,234
It'd be nice to have some
Cali girls there, you know?
283
00:11:01,277 --> 00:11:02,276
West side.
284
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:08,799
Oh, we was having a
whole conversation.
285
00:11:08,843 --> 00:11:09,842
That's fine.
286
00:11:14,191 --> 00:11:18,104
Aw, that was hard
to watch, mama.
287
00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:18,887
Come sit.
288
00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,104
Come sit.
289
00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:21,017
They need to watch it.
290
00:11:21,061 --> 00:11:21,843
Do you want a drink?
291
00:11:21,887 --> 00:11:22,191
We got you.
292
00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:24,191
Listen up.
293
00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:26,254
I want to thank everybody for
coming to my brother Kenny's
294
00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:27,409
party.
295
00:11:27,452 --> 00:11:29,452
And I just want
to remind y'all...
296
00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:31,756
If you ain't twerking,
it ain't working.
297
00:11:31,799 --> 00:11:33,148
DJ, drop the music!
298
00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:52,062
Good morning, Mrs. Sturak.
299
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,038
I just wanted to make sure
you slept through the...
300
00:12:54,062 --> 00:12:56,018
Bible study.
301
00:12:56,062 --> 00:13:02,062
The part of Bible study that
got a little loud with praise.
302
00:13:02,105 --> 00:13:05,105
Ms. Sturak?
303
00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:06,148
Ms. Sturak?
304
00:13:08,975 --> 00:13:09,974
Ms. Sturak?
305
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,149
Ms. Sturak?
306
00:13:16,192 --> 00:13:18,105
Ms. Sturak, wake up.
307
00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:19,236
Mrs. Sturak... Oh, wait...
308
00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:20,278
Whoa.
309
00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:23,932
Help!
310
00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:26,453
Kenny!
311
00:13:26,497 --> 00:13:28,453
Sweet, my first dead body.
312
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:30,540
I'd say she'd be
missed, but I doubt it.
313
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:32,019
I'm for sure going to juvie.
314
00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:33,106
Hold on, wait.
315
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,828
They going to try to
charge me as an adult.
316
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:35,932
Y'all, we got to pack up.
317
00:13:35,976 --> 00:13:36,193
We need to go to Mexico.
318
00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:37,063
9-1-1.
319
00:13:37,106 --> 00:13:38,323
What is your emergency?
320
00:13:38,366 --> 00:13:39,279
We can definitely
not call the cops.
321
00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:40,627
Hell, no.
322
00:13:40,671 --> 00:13:42,039
We got a dead white
woman in our house.
323
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:43,540
They lynch people for much less.
324
00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:45,063
That feels dishonest.
325
00:13:45,106 --> 00:13:47,193
Let's call mom, see
what she thinks.
326
00:13:47,237 --> 00:13:48,410
Wrong again, little man.
327
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,106
The second we tell
mom, she's going
328
00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:51,410
to be on the first day smoking.
329
00:13:51,453 --> 00:13:53,193
And we cannot let that happen.
330
00:13:53,237 --> 00:13:54,411
Right.
331
00:13:54,453 --> 00:13:55,603
Because then we can't
throw parties like we do...
332
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,976
No, because she's
not on vacation.
333
00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:58,280
She had a nervous breakdown.
334
00:13:58,324 --> 00:14:01,671
Leaving that place too soon
could really mess her up.
335
00:14:01,714 --> 00:14:03,150
This is why I really miss dad.
336
00:14:03,193 --> 00:14:04,193
This is why?
337
00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:05,236
Really?
338
00:14:08,106 --> 00:14:10,063
Zack, are you OK?
339
00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:10,932
Yeah.
340
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,628
I'm just not used
to being wrong.
341
00:14:12,672 --> 00:14:14,628
Kenny, how do you deal
with this so often?
342
00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:16,672
It just needs some
time to think.
343
00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:18,541
Your time to think
it's her time to stink.
344
00:14:18,585 --> 00:14:20,169
We need to put her in
the fridge to slow decay.
345
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,150
Not the freezer, that
could cause tissue damage.
346
00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:23,411
Shows premeditation.
347
00:14:29,672 --> 00:14:30,237
Watch out.
348
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,672
Watch out!
349
00:14:31,715 --> 00:14:32,367
Stop pushing.
350
00:14:32,411 --> 00:14:33,193
She's slipping!
351
00:14:33,237 --> 00:14:34,715
All right.
352
00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:36,126
Y'all about to make me
hit her head on the wall.
353
00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,324
Zack!
354
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,149
Damn.
355
00:14:47,324 --> 00:14:48,715
She's heavy.
356
00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:49,758
Come on.
357
00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:05,933
Well, shall we?
358
00:15:05,977 --> 00:15:10,151
I got it, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it, I got it.
359
00:15:10,194 --> 00:15:11,455
Push it back.
360
00:15:11,498 --> 00:15:12,977
OK, other side.
361
00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:23,586
I need some air.
362
00:15:39,194 --> 00:15:40,431
We had a 911 hang up from here?
363
00:15:40,455 --> 00:15:42,412
Oh, that was my brother.
364
00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:44,151
Our mistake, officer.
365
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,107
You how kids are these
days, all cell phone.
366
00:15:47,151 --> 00:15:50,760
He just didn't realize it still
dials even if you don't call.
367
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:52,064
You all live here?
368
00:15:52,107 --> 00:15:53,064
All our lives.
369
00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:54,151
Along with our mom.
370
00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,107
She's not here.
371
00:15:55,151 --> 00:15:56,151
She's...
372
00:15:56,194 --> 00:15:58,107
Out on a very deserving spa day.
373
00:15:58,151 --> 00:16:00,629
You sure?
374
00:16:00,673 --> 00:16:01,847
Sorry, officer.
375
00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:03,629
I really can't invite you in.
376
00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,629
Strict house rules.
377
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,803
You work at the Sheriff's
Department, right?
378
00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,803
I used to play lacrosse with
a kid who dad works there.
379
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:17,412
His name was Harry Sarkisian.
380
00:16:17,455 --> 00:16:18,455
He's the sheriff.
381
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,759
Yeah.
382
00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:29,239
Tell him I said hi.
383
00:16:33,803 --> 00:16:35,587
Just be careful kids.
384
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:38,456
OK, a phone's not a toy.
385
00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:57,456
Nice work.
386
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,630
How'd you do that?
387
00:16:58,674 --> 00:17:00,326
You actually saved our asses.
388
00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:02,500
The hell are y'all
celebrating for?
389
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,978
That shit was humiliating.
390
00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:05,543
How many niggas you
know lucky enough
391
00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:06,717
to know the sheriff's son?
392
00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:08,456
What were you thinking?
393
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,302
You out here just walking up to
him, not calling him "officer?"
394
00:17:10,326 --> 00:17:11,543
Man was ready to pop off.
395
00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:12,824
He ain't even believe
we lived here.
396
00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:13,413
All right.
397
00:17:13,456 --> 00:17:14,108
I'm sorry.
398
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:16,717
I screwed up.
399
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:18,413
We still have a dead lady here.
400
00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:19,979
OK, bet.
401
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:20,761
Middle of the night, we
drop off at the funeral home
402
00:17:20,804 --> 00:17:21,456
with a note.
403
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,282
It's not 1991.
404
00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:24,500
There are cameras everywhere.
405
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,630
Use your head.
406
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:27,804
Of course.
407
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:29,172
Why didn't I think
of this already?
408
00:17:29,196 --> 00:17:32,543
"Murderous Mama" season
four, episode 12.
409
00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:33,586
Guys!
410
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:40,674
The "Three Cheers
for Death" episode.
411
00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:44,022
We take her to a remote
area, we inject, like,
412
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:45,892
a gallon of liquor into her.
413
00:17:51,935 --> 00:17:54,935
We strap her into her car,
then drive it into a tree.
414
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:01,240
Police say a drunk old bitty
lost control of her car
415
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:04,196
and ate bark.
416
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,935
Shit.
417
00:18:22,283 --> 00:18:24,501
Even better.
418
00:18:24,544 --> 00:18:25,543
Let's go.
419
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:30,588
Let's never piss her off.
420
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,110
Yeah, she a savage.
421
00:19:11,197 --> 00:19:17,110
Though you may not
drive a great, big Cadillac.
422
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:28,936
Gangsta whitewalls, TV
antennas in the back.
423
00:19:32,328 --> 00:19:40,320
You may not have a car
at all, but remember,
424
00:19:45,068 --> 00:19:53,024
brothers and sisters,
you can still stand tall.
425
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:56,068
Just be thankful
426
00:19:58,111 --> 00:19:59,545
for what you got.
427
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:05,545
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,
428
00:20:05,589 --> 00:20:07,981
diggin the scene
with a gangsta lean.
429
00:20:08,024 --> 00:20:09,763
Woo-hoo-ooh.
430
00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:16,024
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,
431
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:18,676
diggin the scene
with a gangster lean.
432
00:20:18,719 --> 00:20:20,894
Woo-hoo-ooh.
433
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:46,546
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,
434
00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,372
diggin the scene
with a gangster lean.
435
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:51,720
Woo-hoo-ooh.
436
00:20:53,895 --> 00:20:56,329
Diamond in the back.
437
00:21:09,982 --> 00:21:12,416
We're hungry.
438
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,938
Well, we're in the right room.
439
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,851
Your dumb friends
ate all our food,
440
00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:18,546
so you need to go food shopping.
441
00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:20,286
Use the money mom
gave Ms. Sturak.
442
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:23,720
It's in an envelope
in her purse.
443
00:21:23,764 --> 00:21:25,459
No woman puts her
purse in the back seat.
444
00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:27,025
They're going to
know something's up.
445
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:28,720
Man, paramedics don't know shit.
446
00:21:37,025 --> 00:21:38,460
What the... Hey!
447
00:21:38,504 --> 00:21:40,199
It's some real funky
energy in this room.
448
00:21:40,243 --> 00:21:41,547
What are y'all doing?
449
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,696
Ms. Sturak had all our
food money with her
450
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,720
when you got rid of her.
451
00:21:43,764 --> 00:21:44,678
OK, so who the best swimmer?
452
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720
Out of the question.
453
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,417
We're going to starve to death.
454
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:47,807
Calm down.
455
00:21:47,851 --> 00:21:48,547
How much do you guys
have in your savings?
456
00:21:48,591 --> 00:21:49,199
Our what?
457
00:21:49,243 --> 00:21:51,112
Our what?
458
00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:52,262
OK, so you got to get a job.
459
00:21:52,286 --> 00:21:54,504
Why can't you get one?
460
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,286
Men do earn 18 more
cents on the dollar.
461
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:57,678
That adds up.
462
00:21:57,721 --> 00:21:59,393
Nobody's going to hire
him with that grill.
463
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:03,504
OK, so let's spin for it.
464
00:22:15,678 --> 00:22:16,504
Yes!
465
00:22:16,547 --> 00:22:17,199
Grill stays.
466
00:22:17,243 --> 00:22:19,504
Fight me.
467
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:20,852
It's best that you do it, Tanya.
468
00:22:20,896 --> 00:22:22,765
You know how Kenny
is with authority.
469
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:23,939
And reliability.
470
00:22:23,983 --> 00:22:25,765
And English.
471
00:22:25,808 --> 00:22:28,200
OK.
472
00:22:28,244 --> 00:22:30,157
You need an easy
job that pays quick.
473
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,070
I guess I could
drive a Road Bro.
474
00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:33,504
Nah, you got to be 25 for that.
475
00:22:34,808 --> 00:22:36,002
No one's going to
believe you're 25.
476
00:22:36,026 --> 00:22:38,504
They will with this
bomb-ass fake ID I make her.
477
00:22:38,547 --> 00:22:41,418
Teenage girl driving
for Road Bro.
478
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,983
Guess I'm about to see
my second dead body.
479
00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:46,026
What a week.
480
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:47,939
This is going to suck, isn't it?
481
00:22:48,896 --> 00:22:49,896
Nope.
482
00:22:49,939 --> 00:22:50,896
Don't want to meet your mama.
483
00:22:50,939 --> 00:22:52,548
Don't want to meet your granny.
484
00:22:52,592 --> 00:22:53,852
Just show me where to come.
485
00:22:58,808 --> 00:22:59,679
Hey.
486
00:22:59,721 --> 00:23:00,505
Hey.
487
00:23:00,548 --> 00:23:01,113
Bryan, right?
488
00:23:01,157 --> 00:23:02,983
Malibu round trip?
489
00:23:03,026 --> 00:23:04,374
That's me.
490
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:10,113
Everything cool?
491
00:23:10,157 --> 00:23:11,766
Yeah.
492
00:23:11,809 --> 00:23:14,157
Your face.
493
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,853
I didn't see that you were...
494
00:23:15,897 --> 00:23:18,026
I didn't see that...
495
00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:20,418
You had a mask on in
your profile picture.
496
00:23:20,461 --> 00:23:21,026
Oh, yeah.
497
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:22,070
I should change that.
498
00:23:22,113 --> 00:23:23,026
Grim reminder of COVID times.
499
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,984
I get it.
500
00:23:25,027 --> 00:23:26,026
Recognize me now?
501
00:23:28,071 --> 00:23:29,984
Oh my, absolutely not.
502
00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:31,592
What?
503
00:23:31,635 --> 00:23:32,592
The best beaches in
Southern California
504
00:23:32,635 --> 00:23:33,635
are in Orange County.
505
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:34,916
I mean, yeah, you just got to...
506
00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:36,548
deal with the
Orange County people.
507
00:23:36,592 --> 00:23:37,200
Wow.
508
00:23:37,244 --> 00:23:39,853
OK.
509
00:23:39,897 --> 00:23:42,984
Man, I'm going to miss it here.
510
00:23:43,027 --> 00:23:44,548
Where are you going?
511
00:23:44,592 --> 00:23:45,722
Syracuse.
512
00:23:45,766 --> 00:23:47,047
I started school
there in the fall.
513
00:23:47,071 --> 00:23:48,722
Is the dorm there
just a giant igloo?
514
00:23:48,766 --> 00:23:50,897
Yeah, we actually
just walk right Inuit.
515
00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:56,071
That was terrible.
516
00:23:56,114 --> 00:23:57,461
Tell that to your smile.
517
00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:59,635
Anyway, Syracuse has one
of the best architecture
518
00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:01,201
programs in the
country and I'm going
519
00:24:01,245 --> 00:24:03,027
to need it because I
want to create mass
520
00:24:03,071 --> 00:24:05,984
producible, environmentally
sustainable, good quality
521
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:09,158
homes, cheaply, to solve
the homelessness crisis.
522
00:24:09,201 --> 00:24:11,114
Wow.
523
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,157
What an asshole.
524
00:24:15,984 --> 00:24:17,940
You'll still be here
when I get back, right?
525
00:24:17,984 --> 00:24:21,636
Even for an asshole like me?
526
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,679
50/50 chance.
527
00:24:34,027 --> 00:24:35,026
Ow.
528
00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:53,767
Coca-Cola.
529
00:24:59,941 --> 00:25:01,072
Front seat's cool, right?
530
00:25:01,115 --> 00:25:06,202
I feel like we're past
the chauffeur stage.
531
00:25:06,246 --> 00:25:08,028
Cool.
532
00:25:08,072 --> 00:25:10,202
It's cool.
533
00:25:10,246 --> 00:25:11,245
Cool.
534
00:25:22,028 --> 00:25:23,941
Don't you hate an
old tricking ass?
535
00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:26,159
Talking bout he in
the kitchen ass.
536
00:25:26,202 --> 00:25:28,941
Get a bag, nigga, why you out
here with your leeching ass?
537
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:32,028
Reaching ass nigga, in
my DMs, tryna eat my ass.
538
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,202
Freaky ass nigga.
539
00:25:33,246 --> 00:25:34,985
Ol peewee ass nigga.
540
00:25:35,028 --> 00:25:37,854
Ayy, what typa nigga
wear his homeboy's shirt
541
00:25:37,898 --> 00:25:41,072
in his baby mama crib,
riding his baby mama whip?
542
00:25:41,115 --> 00:25:44,115
Man, what type of nigga
tell lies on his dick?
543
00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:47,289
I was running to the 'Gram
every time he hit a lick.
544
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,942
That's so crazy, you know?
545
00:25:48,985 --> 00:25:50,942
Like, what type of
nigga does that?
546
00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:51,985
What type of nigga?
547
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:54,942
And singing skills
that I just showed you.
548
00:25:54,986 --> 00:25:56,246
It was pretty good.
549
00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:57,246
That's the tip.
550
00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,073
That's the tip for the trip.
551
00:26:09,029 --> 00:26:14,073
So you five star me,
I'll five star you.
552
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:14,986
Deal.
553
00:26:15,029 --> 00:26:16,029
All right.
554
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:25,942
Oh, good luck at Syracuse.
555
00:26:25,986 --> 00:26:30,724
Yeah, you... Good luck at life.
556
00:26:30,768 --> 00:26:33,160
Adios, amigo... ga.
557
00:26:33,203 --> 00:26:34,202
Spanish.
558
00:26:38,811 --> 00:26:41,377
Hey, what's...
559
00:26:41,421 --> 00:26:42,334
818...
560
00:26:42,377 --> 00:26:43,116
your favorite building?
561
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,203
What?
562
00:26:44,247 --> 00:26:44,986
What did you say?
563
00:26:45,029 --> 00:26:47,682
Favorite building.
564
00:26:47,724 --> 00:26:48,725
I don't know.
565
00:26:48,768 --> 00:26:50,160
The Grove?
566
00:26:50,203 --> 00:26:52,682
No, I mean, like,
architecturally?
567
00:26:52,725 --> 00:26:53,769
What are you feeling?
568
00:26:53,811 --> 00:26:56,160
Huh.
569
00:26:56,203 --> 00:26:58,769
I never really thought about it.
570
00:26:58,812 --> 00:26:59,811
Oh.
571
00:27:03,942 --> 00:27:04,942
Well, see ya.
572
00:27:12,116 --> 00:27:13,030
"I don't know.
573
00:27:13,073 --> 00:27:14,073
The Grove?"
574
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,812
Dang, you're going to turn
into a Philly cheesesteak.
575
00:27:22,856 --> 00:27:26,290
And you're going to turn
into a sad trophy wife.
576
00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:27,856
Then so be it, right?
577
00:27:37,508 --> 00:27:38,943
Jesus.
578
00:27:38,987 --> 00:27:40,386
The bill is as much
as I made today.
579
00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:43,987
$120?
580
00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,378
Stop complaining.
581
00:27:45,422 --> 00:27:47,378
What you go to work for, then?
582
00:28:04,596 --> 00:28:08,856
$120 a day, times
four days a week...
583
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,204
Why only four days?
584
00:28:10,248 --> 00:28:11,465
Know yourself, Tanya.
585
00:28:11,509 --> 00:28:19,030
That's $480 a week, minus
taxes, is $336 a week.
586
00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,378
That's not going to
feed four people.
587
00:28:21,422 --> 00:28:24,378
Not with Kenny's weed munchies.
588
00:28:24,422 --> 00:28:26,161
You need to get a grown-up job.
589
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,074
But I'm not a grown-up.
590
00:28:28,117 --> 00:28:29,335
Not yet.
591
00:28:29,378 --> 00:28:31,075
Meet the new and
improved Tanya Crandell.
592
00:28:31,117 --> 00:28:33,075
You got Insta,
Facebook, Twitter,
593
00:28:33,118 --> 00:28:36,118
and I even put some kid pics
on something called MySpace.
594
00:28:36,162 --> 00:28:38,031
Now they'll definitely
believe you're 25.
595
00:28:38,075 --> 00:28:38,988
How'd you even do this?
596
00:28:39,031 --> 00:28:40,988
Because she a G. I
better get to it.
597
00:28:41,031 --> 00:28:43,552
Just got to of paste a bunch
of bullshit from resume sites.
598
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,291
And the social stuff was easy.
599
00:28:45,335 --> 00:28:48,031
My girlfriend in Morocco wrote a
code that overrides timestamps.
600
00:28:48,075 --> 00:28:48,988
Congrats.
601
00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:50,031
You're a grown-ass woman.
602
00:28:50,075 --> 00:28:51,378
And a graduate of Bates College.
603
00:28:51,422 --> 00:28:53,162
Is that a real place?
604
00:28:53,205 --> 00:28:54,312
Yeah, my boyfriend in
Boston wants to go there.
605
00:28:54,336 --> 00:28:56,162
Wait, you have a boyfriend
and a girlfriend?
606
00:28:56,205 --> 00:28:59,162
Are you, like, a player, or
is this like a poly situation?
607
00:28:59,205 --> 00:29:00,857
Your generation and your labels.
608
00:29:00,901 --> 00:29:02,442
I'm pretty sure we're
the same generation.
609
00:29:02,466 --> 00:29:04,944
Bates is a liberal arts
school in Maine... tiny,
610
00:29:04,988 --> 00:29:06,205
but prestigious.
611
00:29:06,249 --> 00:29:07,268
I heard a comedian
say you only have
612
00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:09,162
to know a few things
about a school
613
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,051
to pretend you went there,
so I wrote down a few dorms
614
00:29:11,075 --> 00:29:12,205
and pizza places nearby.
615
00:29:12,249 --> 00:29:14,118
OK, I see you.
616
00:29:14,162 --> 00:29:15,336
Team Crandell!
617
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,423
And I found a job you
might like... some clothing
618
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:19,944
company called Libra.
619
00:29:19,988 --> 00:29:20,944
Oh, no.
620
00:29:20,988 --> 00:29:22,007
That's not really my style.
621
00:29:22,031 --> 00:29:23,379
You know what's not my style?
622
00:29:23,423 --> 00:29:26,031
Hunger, bitch.
623
00:29:26,075 --> 00:29:27,074
Go.
624
00:29:39,118 --> 00:29:41,075
Yeah.
625
00:29:41,118 --> 00:29:43,075
What the fuck I look like,
letting a broke bitch
626
00:29:43,118 --> 00:29:44,423
play with me?
627
00:29:44,466 --> 00:29:46,008
Or lettin' a lame ass
nigga lay with me?
628
00:29:46,032 --> 00:29:46,989
Fuck I look like?
629
00:29:47,032 --> 00:29:48,292
Now bitch pave ways for me.
630
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:50,225
But now I'm here, bitches
gotta make a play for me.
631
00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:51,119
Pop my shit.
632
00:29:51,162 --> 00:29:52,553
I really be sparin'
bitches Postin'
633
00:29:52,597 --> 00:29:54,139
me up on the blogs and
then comparin' bitches.
634
00:29:54,163 --> 00:29:55,399
Who the fuck I look
like, sound like?
635
00:29:55,423 --> 00:29:56,989
Stop playing with me.
636
00:29:57,032 --> 00:29:58,965
Gave my own style, and these
motherfuckers ran with it.
637
00:29:58,989 --> 00:30:00,965
Yeah, I dropped "Now What,"
and brought a band with me.
638
00:30:00,989 --> 00:30:02,399
Then signed my deal,
they was mad at me.
639
00:30:02,423 --> 00:30:04,945
When they took it down, they
was calling, harassing me.
640
00:30:04,989 --> 00:30:06,945
Trying to tear me
down, y'all fans of me.
641
00:30:06,989 --> 00:30:08,119
I ain't never taking no L's.
642
00:30:08,163 --> 00:30:09,466
That's a no-no.
643
00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:11,668
Gave my own style, and these
motherfuckers ran with it.
644
00:30:44,163 --> 00:30:45,076
Oh, my god.
645
00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:47,163
I am so sorry.
646
00:30:47,206 --> 00:30:48,076
I can't help.
647
00:30:48,119 --> 00:30:49,032
Back up.
648
00:30:49,076 --> 00:30:50,467
Back up, back up, back up.
649
00:30:50,511 --> 00:30:52,269
You do not pat people
down like the damn TSA.
650
00:30:52,293 --> 00:30:53,598
That is assault.
651
00:30:53,641 --> 00:30:55,095
Can I at least pay
for your dry cleaning?
652
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:55,946
Oh, so now I'm broke?
653
00:30:55,990 --> 00:30:56,946
Oh, no.
654
00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:58,163
I am so sorry.
655
00:30:58,206 --> 00:31:01,206
I'm sure your
finances are great.
656
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,554
Let me start over.
657
00:31:02,598 --> 00:31:05,163
I'm Tanya, and I'm
here to meet with HR.
658
00:31:05,206 --> 00:31:06,337
Well, then go meet with HR.
659
00:31:09,164 --> 00:31:11,250
OK, Dora the Explorer,
go down that hallway
660
00:31:11,293 --> 00:31:13,077
and look for the HR office.
661
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,530
Do you know what two letters
to look for on the door?
662
00:31:14,554 --> 00:31:15,293
What is going on?
663
00:31:15,337 --> 00:31:16,641
Is everything OK.
664
00:31:16,685 --> 00:31:19,207
It was, until Little
Miss Thing here decided
665
00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:20,207
to start playing bumper bodies.
666
00:31:20,251 --> 00:31:21,990
I spilled coffee on her.
667
00:31:22,033 --> 00:31:24,511
But tie dye is back in, though.
668
00:31:24,554 --> 00:31:27,207
I can get some cranberry juice
and make that shirt popping.
669
00:31:27,251 --> 00:31:30,164
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,
670
00:31:30,207 --> 00:31:33,512
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline.
671
00:31:33,554 --> 00:31:36,207
Public berating does not fit
with our corporate culture.
672
00:31:36,251 --> 00:31:38,251
I'll pay for your dry
cleaning if you stand down.
673
00:31:38,294 --> 00:31:39,164
No, no, no.
674
00:31:39,207 --> 00:31:40,468
Not necessary, Rose.
675
00:31:40,512 --> 00:31:43,033
Thank you for the feedback.
676
00:31:43,077 --> 00:31:44,033
Rose?
677
00:31:44,077 --> 00:31:45,425
Rose Lindsey?
678
00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:47,227
Unless you're my ex-boyfriend
or my ex boyfriend's wife.
679
00:31:47,251 --> 00:31:48,294
You're the boss lady?
680
00:31:48,338 --> 00:31:49,686
I'm Tanya.
681
00:31:49,729 --> 00:31:53,599
I'm interviewing for
the receptionist job.
682
00:31:53,642 --> 00:31:56,512
Is that so?
683
00:31:56,555 --> 00:31:58,077
I'm sorry about Caroline.
684
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,294
The bug up her ass lives
on the stick up her ass,
685
00:32:00,338 --> 00:32:03,164
and her neighbors to the North
are the chip on her shoulder.
686
00:32:03,207 --> 00:32:06,207
Wow, that's a lot of stuff.
687
00:32:06,251 --> 00:32:08,164
You're a Bates
College girl, huh?
688
00:32:08,207 --> 00:32:09,468
Go Bobcats.
689
00:32:09,512 --> 00:32:12,164
Sure do miss Gritty
McDuff's Brew Pub.
690
00:32:12,207 --> 00:32:15,164
But not as much as Paige Hall,
the dorm I used to live in.
691
00:32:18,034 --> 00:32:21,599
So why do you want to work here?
692
00:32:21,642 --> 00:32:23,947
Well, I love the clothes.
693
00:32:23,991 --> 00:32:27,599
And I would love to be a
part of a brand that means
694
00:32:27,642 --> 00:32:29,165
so much to so many people.
695
00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:34,208
I really need a job.
696
00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:35,729
I've been supporting
a few family
697
00:32:35,773 --> 00:32:37,512
members who have
fallen on hard times,
698
00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:39,512
and they're really
counting on me.
699
00:32:39,555 --> 00:32:43,165
Plus, you are a super inspiring
woman in this industry
700
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,382
and I feel like I'd learn
way more from you than I ever
701
00:32:45,426 --> 00:32:47,165
did at Bates College
in Lewiston, Maine,
702
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,208
where I went to college.
703
00:32:51,165 --> 00:32:53,165
You know, Caroline was
supposed to move up
704
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,271
to be my executive assistant.
705
00:32:54,295 --> 00:32:56,686
But she really rubs
people the wrong way.
706
00:32:56,729 --> 00:32:59,643
And you really need this job.
707
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:03,513
Caroline just thinks
she deserves it.
708
00:33:03,556 --> 00:33:04,860
Why don't you wait in the lobby?
709
00:33:04,904 --> 00:33:06,643
I'm going to check
your references.
710
00:34:09,774 --> 00:34:10,773
Not so fast.
711
00:34:13,470 --> 00:34:15,470
No red flags cyberstalking you.
712
00:34:15,514 --> 00:34:18,514
And your references
absolutely gushed.
713
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:19,992
Tanya is a shining star.
714
00:34:20,035 --> 00:34:22,905
The day she left was the
worst day of my life.
715
00:34:22,948 --> 00:34:25,253
And I saw my parents murdered
by a gang of street toughs.
716
00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,557
She's a real class act.
717
00:34:27,601 --> 00:34:30,296
Hire her posthaste.
718
00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:34,557
Excuse me.
719
00:34:34,601 --> 00:34:36,383
Whooping cough got me this year.
720
00:34:36,427 --> 00:34:37,949
Nasty thing.
721
00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:41,775
You worked for some real
characters, haven't you?
722
00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,079
Guess so.
723
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:44,818
Well, we'll have to
take it easy on you.
724
00:34:44,862 --> 00:34:45,906
Welcome aboard.
725
00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:49,166
Now starting salary is $60k.
726
00:34:49,209 --> 00:34:49,993
$60k?
727
00:34:50,036 --> 00:34:51,166
I know.
728
00:34:51,209 --> 00:34:52,557
It's not great,
but we've all had
729
00:34:52,601 --> 00:34:54,644
to tighten our belts
in this weird economy.
730
00:34:54,688 --> 00:34:56,123
Do I get that all at once?
731
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:56,949
You're hilarious.
732
00:34:56,993 --> 00:34:58,296
I'm hilarious.
733
00:34:58,340 --> 00:34:59,470
I got a call with the board.
734
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:00,906
Caroline will get
you all set up.
735
00:35:04,906 --> 00:35:05,905
It's too easy.
736
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,775
Ay, so look.
737
00:35:14,818 --> 00:35:16,230
It's your boy, K Cran, and we're
going to be dropping dope, dope
738
00:35:16,254 --> 00:35:17,254
shit every single week.
739
00:35:17,297 --> 00:35:18,949
Make sure you follow.
740
00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:21,515
Yo, mom already told you not
to skate on her back patio.
741
00:35:21,557 --> 00:35:23,080
But she don't even like you.
742
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:23,906
Oh, shit.
743
00:35:23,949 --> 00:35:24,949
That was rude.
744
00:35:24,993 --> 00:35:26,775
Well, you know who does like me?
745
00:35:26,818 --> 00:35:29,602
My new boss at the new
grown-up job I just got.
746
00:35:29,645 --> 00:35:32,818
I am the executive assistant
to the chief executive officer
747
00:35:32,862 --> 00:35:35,167
at Libra Clothing Incorporated.
748
00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:37,471
Wow, that sounds really
hard for a smart person.
749
00:35:37,515 --> 00:35:38,949
You're screwed.
750
00:35:38,993 --> 00:35:40,384
Can he come live
with one of y'all?
751
00:35:41,254 --> 00:35:42,558
Get out of my face.
752
00:35:42,602 --> 00:35:43,297
Ayo, look at this.
753
00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:44,340
Look at this.
754
00:35:47,863 --> 00:35:49,645
When these videos blow
up, Zack and Melissa
755
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,297
can just come stay
with me at my mansion
756
00:35:51,341 --> 00:35:53,341
while you stay sucking
at your little job.
757
00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:54,471
Oh, I'm going to kill it.
758
00:35:54,515 --> 00:35:56,210
I have to.
759
00:35:56,254 --> 00:36:00,254
Otherwise, my hot girl summer is
going to be a not good bummer.
760
00:36:00,297 --> 00:36:01,863
Don't try.
761
00:36:01,907 --> 00:36:03,863
Like, just don't.
762
00:36:03,907 --> 00:36:06,297
Well, maybe while I'm
working, y'all could clean up,
763
00:36:06,341 --> 00:36:07,558
like big boys.
764
00:36:07,602 --> 00:36:09,168
What is that job doing to you?
765
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,209
You're changing.
766
00:36:12,515 --> 00:36:16,168
That's what you get, fat head.
767
00:36:22,907 --> 00:36:23,515
All right, guys.
768
00:36:23,558 --> 00:36:24,298
Wish me luck.
769
00:36:24,342 --> 00:36:27,124
You 'bout to fail!
770
00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:33,472
Much work for very little money.
771
00:36:36,516 --> 00:36:40,516
I watch you do it all anyway.
772
00:36:40,559 --> 00:36:41,689
Rose, hi.
773
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:43,516
I am so sorry I'm late.
774
00:36:43,559 --> 00:36:45,211
I can't believe I'm
late on my first day.
775
00:36:45,255 --> 00:36:46,795
I took the same route I
took for my interview,
776
00:36:46,819 --> 00:36:48,081
but it took twice as long.
777
00:36:48,124 --> 00:36:51,472
Tanya, I've lived
in LA for 30 years.
778
00:36:51,516 --> 00:36:52,690
I know how traffic works.
779
00:36:52,733 --> 00:36:55,255
Don't let it happen again.
780
00:36:55,298 --> 00:36:56,646
All right.
781
00:36:56,690 --> 00:36:58,100
Got that out of the
way, back to cool Rose.
782
00:36:58,124 --> 00:36:59,124
Drop your things.
783
00:36:59,168 --> 00:37:00,327
I'm going to show you around.
784
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,777
As you know, Libra has been
one of the most popular
785
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,472
young women's brands
for half a century.
786
00:37:08,516 --> 00:37:09,971
Do you know why they
chose the name Libra?
787
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:13,690
Clothes that balance the scales
between pretty and practical.
788
00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:15,124
That sounds so '50s.
789
00:37:15,168 --> 00:37:16,342
Exactly.
790
00:37:16,385 --> 00:37:18,082
Monochromatic is
pretty big this season,
791
00:37:18,124 --> 00:37:20,908
which is good because that's
kind of all we do around here.
792
00:37:20,951 --> 00:37:21,559
Ooh.
793
00:37:21,603 --> 00:37:22,908
Hate, love.
794
00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:24,646
Good to move into production.
795
00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:26,472
OK, so here's how it works.
796
00:37:26,516 --> 00:37:28,429
Each season, I meet
with a design team
797
00:37:28,472 --> 00:37:30,212
to vet their pitches.
798
00:37:30,256 --> 00:37:33,082
Then, I coordinate between them
and the manufacturing overseas.
799
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:35,995
Rose, Rose.
800
00:37:36,038 --> 00:37:39,516
I just got word that our
winter line will be delayed.
801
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:42,820
Manufacturing facility
staff shortage.
802
00:37:42,864 --> 00:37:45,212
Another rash of
employee suicides.
803
00:37:45,256 --> 00:37:46,864
I thought we put out
those jumper nets?
804
00:37:46,908 --> 00:37:47,690
Oh, no.
805
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:49,343
These were hangers.
806
00:37:49,386 --> 00:37:52,646
Remind me to update our employee
waiver to include hanging.
807
00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:55,212
Frankie, this is Tanya, my
new executive assistant.
808
00:37:55,256 --> 00:37:56,604
She'll be your boss someday.
809
00:37:56,646 --> 00:37:58,082
If she doesn't
hang herself first.
810
00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:03,169
Once manufacturing assembles
that season's line,
811
00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:04,517
it gets moved over to shipping.
812
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,169
At the same time,
the marketing team
813
00:38:06,212 --> 00:38:07,864
pitches me their ad campaigns.
814
00:38:07,908 --> 00:38:10,058
Then we shoot the lookbook,
send them to the influencers,
815
00:38:10,082 --> 00:38:12,430
and wait for the orders to
pour in... all while keeping
816
00:38:12,473 --> 00:38:15,212
those geriatric, bean counting
board of directors happy.
817
00:38:15,256 --> 00:38:17,560
And you'll be my consigliere
through all of it.
818
00:38:17,604 --> 00:38:18,778
Consigliere.
819
00:38:18,821 --> 00:38:21,038
That sounds
important, and scary.
820
00:38:21,082 --> 00:38:23,909
Now my time is very
valuable to me,
821
00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:25,517
so I need you to
be my gatekeeper.
822
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,058
And make friends with the
other department heads'
823
00:38:27,082 --> 00:38:28,734
executive assistants.
824
00:38:28,778 --> 00:38:30,449
Give me a heads up if there's
any trouble on the horizon.
825
00:38:30,473 --> 00:38:32,821
I hate surprises.
826
00:38:32,865 --> 00:38:33,865
Gotcha.
827
00:38:33,909 --> 00:38:36,560
Consigliere, gatekeeper, spy.
828
00:38:36,604 --> 00:38:38,039
I knew I liked you.
829
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:41,039
This is the QED report.
830
00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:42,473
Around here, it's
like the Bible,
831
00:38:42,517 --> 00:38:44,083
except it's full of facts.
832
00:38:44,126 --> 00:38:46,059
Finish these before I meet
with the board bi-weekly.
833
00:38:46,083 --> 00:38:47,952
You've used Cludis
before, right?
834
00:38:47,996 --> 00:38:48,996
Of course you have.
835
00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:50,430
Everyone in the industry has.
836
00:38:50,473 --> 00:38:52,430
IT will get you all
logged in and sorted out.
837
00:38:52,473 --> 00:38:54,952
Oh, and the most
important thing...
838
00:38:54,996 --> 00:38:57,865
If we're not alone and
I ask you for something,
839
00:38:57,909 --> 00:39:02,083
you just say, I'm right
on top of that, Rose.
840
00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:03,604
I'm right on top of that, Rose.
841
00:39:03,647 --> 00:39:05,083
They never expect
women to be chill.
842
00:39:05,126 --> 00:39:06,952
It really fries their circuits.
843
00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:08,561
I got a good feeling about you.
844
00:39:08,604 --> 00:39:09,603
Bring it in, sis.
845
00:39:13,605 --> 00:39:15,605
Whoa, A-frame hugs only.
846
00:39:15,648 --> 00:39:17,778
I didn't spend three hours
in that sexual harassment
847
00:39:17,821 --> 00:39:18,820
course for nothing.
848
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:34,083
You guys are up early.
849
00:39:34,126 --> 00:39:36,431
My stomach growling woke me up.
850
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:38,083
I made a pickle sandwich.
851
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:42,039
And I made a breakfast pizza
with ketchup, American cheese,
852
00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:43,518
and bread.
853
00:39:43,561 --> 00:39:44,866
I don't recommend it.
854
00:39:44,910 --> 00:39:46,060
Oh, look at this house
that you live in.
855
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:46,953
You each have your own rooms.
856
00:39:46,997 --> 00:39:48,953
Food insecurity is temporary.
857
00:39:48,997 --> 00:39:50,474
This is the norm
for some people.
858
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,040
Yeah.
859
00:39:57,084 --> 00:39:59,127
Thanks for checking
our privilege.
860
00:39:59,171 --> 00:40:01,084
And the crows are
coming over later.
861
00:40:01,127 --> 00:40:03,127
Want to meet them after work?
862
00:40:03,171 --> 00:40:04,127
I'm good.
863
00:40:04,171 --> 00:40:06,474
Don't bring them in
the house, though.
864
00:40:06,518 --> 00:40:08,474
Don't make less of a
mess than your friends.
865
00:40:08,518 --> 00:40:09,517
I...
866
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:34,953
Kenny.
867
00:40:34,997 --> 00:40:36,519
Kenny!
868
00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:38,084
Leave me alone.
869
00:40:38,127 --> 00:40:39,779
I need you to go find food.
870
00:40:39,822 --> 00:40:41,451
OK, then me the money
and I'll go find food.
871
00:40:41,475 --> 00:40:42,475
I don't have money yet.
872
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:44,127
I need you to be resourceful.
873
00:40:44,171 --> 00:40:45,823
And can you please
clean up the house?
874
00:40:45,866 --> 00:40:48,224
You're home all day, and the
house is still a disaster area.
875
00:40:48,258 --> 00:40:49,997
You know, I feel bad
for whatever clown
876
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:50,953
you trick into marrying you.
877
00:40:50,997 --> 00:40:53,954
I don't have to
trick somebody into...
878
00:40:53,997 --> 00:40:55,911
I am not doing
this with you, OK?
879
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,040
Help out, somehow, anyhow.
880
00:40:58,084 --> 00:40:58,998
Mow the lawn.
881
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,171
Vacuum a floor.
882
00:41:00,214 --> 00:41:01,213
Do a goddamn dish, man.
883
00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:13,172
This is a dime, man.
884
00:41:13,215 --> 00:41:16,172
Yo mama going to whoop that
ass for breaking her dishes.
885
00:41:18,085 --> 00:41:18,998
Well, he broke that one.
886
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:20,519
Yeah, like the worst breath.
887
00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:21,215
I couldn't get past it.
888
00:41:21,259 --> 00:41:22,085
Welcome back, Bruce.
889
00:41:22,128 --> 00:41:23,606
How was Fire Island?
890
00:41:23,649 --> 00:41:24,649
Fire.
891
00:41:24,693 --> 00:41:26,606
No follow up questions, please.
892
00:41:26,649 --> 00:41:27,648
Love.
893
00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:32,128
Is that your boyfriend?
894
00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:35,520
Ew, no.
895
00:41:35,562 --> 00:41:37,954
That's my brother.
896
00:41:37,998 --> 00:41:39,128
Oh, thank god.
897
00:41:39,172 --> 00:41:41,563
I mean... I see the resemblance.
898
00:41:41,606 --> 00:41:42,954
Why are you all up in my screen?
899
00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:50,998
You have got issues, girl.
900
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:52,128
I mean, don't get me wrong.
901
00:41:52,172 --> 00:41:53,085
I live for the drama.
902
00:41:53,128 --> 00:41:54,476
But you got issues.
903
00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:06,650
Hey, Tanya.
904
00:42:06,694 --> 00:42:07,853
How's that QED report coming?
905
00:42:11,172 --> 00:42:12,737
Oh, it's coming.
906
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:15,042
It's a beast.
907
00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:16,607
She stole my job.
908
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,912
And all she does is just
kiss up to Rose all day.
909
00:42:18,955 --> 00:42:19,781
That's what you do.
910
00:42:19,824 --> 00:42:20,215
You didn't get the job.
911
00:42:20,259 --> 00:42:21,868
Hey, hey, hey.
912
00:42:21,912 --> 00:42:24,172
You are my gay at work husband.
913
00:42:24,215 --> 00:42:25,302
Be on my side.
914
00:42:25,346 --> 00:42:27,868
I am, but I'm not the
"let's slash her tires"
915
00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:29,259
gay work hubby.
916
00:42:29,302 --> 00:42:31,236
I'm the, like, "don't play
yourself, girl" gay work hubby,
917
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:32,260
you know.
918
00:42:32,302 --> 00:42:33,955
Ultimately, it's better for you.
919
00:42:33,999 --> 00:42:36,216
Call facilities and have
them repaint my office.
920
00:42:36,260 --> 00:42:38,650
None of that bargain basement
finger paint, like last time.
921
00:42:38,694 --> 00:42:40,650
I want Benjamin
Moore's Arctic blue.
922
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:42,086
Oh, and I forgot,
it's the chairman
923
00:42:42,129 --> 00:42:45,260
of the board's birthday, so
I'll have to butter him up send.
924
00:42:45,303 --> 00:42:46,999
Him a bottle of Blue Label.
925
00:42:47,042 --> 00:42:49,781
Knowing that old lush,
she'll finish it by EoD.
926
00:42:49,824 --> 00:42:50,824
Just use the card.
927
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,147
It should be in your top drawer.
928
00:42:55,347 --> 00:42:58,737
It's for office expenses
and miscellaneous things.
929
00:42:58,781 --> 00:43:00,340
Just submit your
receipts to accounting.
930
00:43:03,173 --> 00:43:04,695
Anyone ever going to clean up?
931
00:43:04,737 --> 00:43:05,955
Thank, god.
932
00:43:05,999 --> 00:43:07,236
I was seriously
considering cannibalism.
933
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:08,323
Wait, so you finally got paid?
934
00:43:08,347 --> 00:43:09,129
Not yet.
935
00:43:09,173 --> 00:43:10,173
It's a corporate card.
936
00:43:10,216 --> 00:43:12,216
Hey, so you got a black card.
937
00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:12,999
Let me see.
938
00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:14,216
I wish.
939
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:16,042
It's for office
expenses and stuff.
940
00:43:16,086 --> 00:43:17,869
But my first check
would be, like,
941
00:43:17,912 --> 00:43:22,695
$1,700 so I'll
pay it right back.
942
00:43:22,738 --> 00:43:24,279
Can you guys grab the
rest of the groceries?
943
00:43:24,303 --> 00:43:25,825
And Kenny, can you
please make dinner?
944
00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:26,173
I have a date.
945
00:43:26,216 --> 00:43:27,782
No.
946
00:43:27,825 --> 00:43:29,019
You said we can play
video games tonight.
947
00:43:29,042 --> 00:43:30,192
We'll do it another
night for sure.
948
00:43:30,216 --> 00:43:31,913
I don't want to
cancel on this guy.
949
00:43:31,956 --> 00:43:33,738
Nothing past second base.
950
00:43:33,782 --> 00:43:35,390
We don't need another
mouth to feed.
951
00:43:35,434 --> 00:43:36,956
I already said I'm not cooking.
952
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,106
The homies is
coming over tonight.
953
00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:40,303
Well, then do it before
the "homies" get here.
954
00:43:40,347 --> 00:43:41,956
You're the only
Black person that
955
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,199
can say that and sound racist.
956
00:43:48,174 --> 00:43:49,956
I can't believe you
brought me flowers.
957
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,304
Doesn't everybody?
958
00:43:51,347 --> 00:43:53,087
What kind of war
criminals are you dating?
959
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,869
Um, the kind that takes
me on a nice meal.
960
00:43:55,913 --> 00:43:59,043
Not the ones who asked
me to meet them in nature
961
00:43:59,087 --> 00:44:01,043
and give me more nature.
962
00:44:01,087 --> 00:44:02,956
Well, beauty of a
nature on nature
963
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,956
date, you can just ditch
the flowers for later.
964
00:44:10,087 --> 00:44:14,304
Tonight, we're going to
see the Rogers Parker
965
00:44:14,348 --> 00:44:20,043
comet, which hasn't been
visible for over 37,000 years.
966
00:44:20,087 --> 00:44:22,956
So I figured we'd shoot
our shot, unless you
967
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,913
plan on living to 37,001.
968
00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:27,435
I mean, why wouldn't I?
969
00:44:27,478 --> 00:44:28,217
I'll teach you.
970
00:44:28,261 --> 00:44:29,391
Oh, damn.
971
00:44:29,435 --> 00:44:30,956
That's crazy.
972
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,130
I didn't know Road Bro taught
you how to live forever.
973
00:44:33,174 --> 00:44:35,826
Wait, don't you have
to be 25 for that?
974
00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:38,043
No, you actually just have
to have a card saying that
975
00:44:38,087 --> 00:44:39,000
you're 25.
976
00:44:39,043 --> 00:44:39,435
Mm.
977
00:44:39,478 --> 00:44:41,130
That's crazy.
978
00:44:41,174 --> 00:44:42,890
Because my great granddad
lied about his age
979
00:44:42,914 --> 00:44:46,087
to fight in World War II and you
did it to drive for Road Bro.
980
00:44:46,130 --> 00:44:47,957
I actually don't drive anymore.
981
00:44:48,001 --> 00:44:50,217
I found a job that's
not on wheels.
982
00:44:50,261 --> 00:44:51,044
Oh, that's great.
983
00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:52,087
What are you doing?
984
00:44:54,914 --> 00:44:59,175
Um, don't ask me any
first date questions.
985
00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,435
Damn.
986
00:45:03,609 --> 00:45:05,957
Right.
987
00:45:06,001 --> 00:45:07,391
Eat.
988
00:45:07,435 --> 00:45:09,044
Eat what?
989
00:45:09,088 --> 00:45:10,218
That?
990
00:45:10,262 --> 00:45:11,305
It's casserole.
991
00:45:11,349 --> 00:45:12,585
All I did was put a
bunch of stuff together.
992
00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:14,088
It looks like you
threw up in a pan.
993
00:45:14,131 --> 00:45:15,130
Aight, aight.
994
00:45:18,088 --> 00:45:19,392
Mm.
995
00:45:19,436 --> 00:45:21,131
It's good.
996
00:45:27,001 --> 00:45:28,305
Eat some.
997
00:45:28,349 --> 00:45:30,914
What the hell?
998
00:45:30,957 --> 00:45:31,956
Savings account.
999
00:45:37,566 --> 00:45:39,305
I just told you I had a fake ID.
1000
00:45:39,349 --> 00:45:41,001
Does that make me a monster?
1001
00:45:41,044 --> 00:45:42,262
Oh, yeah, 100%.
1002
00:45:42,305 --> 00:45:43,305
Total monster.
1003
00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:46,088
Yeah.
1004
00:45:46,131 --> 00:45:48,131
No, I'm just
saying, like, I feel
1005
00:45:48,175 --> 00:45:51,088
like if someone's lying to you,
your relationship's worthless,
1006
00:45:51,131 --> 00:45:52,262
right?
1007
00:45:52,305 --> 00:45:54,103
You're just kind of
living in a false reality.
1008
00:45:58,175 --> 00:46:00,871
Movies and TV never shy
away from this angle,
1009
00:46:00,915 --> 00:46:02,194
even though it's
how most of us have
1010
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,089
been saying it for forever.
1011
00:46:04,131 --> 00:46:07,392
It's always Griffith.
1012
00:46:07,436 --> 00:46:09,349
So what made me want
to be an architect,
1013
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:13,392
is, like, build something
like that here for us.
1014
00:46:13,436 --> 00:46:17,219
What age did you start therapy?
1015
00:46:17,263 --> 00:46:18,002
15.
1016
00:46:18,045 --> 00:46:20,436
Is it that obvious?
1017
00:46:20,479 --> 00:46:23,089
I mean, guys our
age don't normally
1018
00:46:23,132 --> 00:46:26,002
get this deep on a first date.
1019
00:46:26,045 --> 00:46:29,436
Well, your whole first
date premise is flawed.
1020
00:46:29,479 --> 00:46:30,002
What?
1021
00:46:30,045 --> 00:46:31,263
Yeah.
1022
00:46:31,306 --> 00:46:33,523
OK, then you mansplain
it to me then.
1023
00:46:33,566 --> 00:46:35,219
Sure.
1024
00:46:35,263 --> 00:46:38,958
Our real first date was
on the trip to Malibu
1025
00:46:39,002 --> 00:46:42,610
because that's when our
classic love story was born.
1026
00:46:42,653 --> 00:46:43,480
No.
1027
00:46:43,524 --> 00:46:45,219
Because I was working.
1028
00:46:45,263 --> 00:46:52,480
You paid me, so if that was a
date, then you're calling me...
1029
00:46:52,524 --> 00:46:54,480
You're going to want to
agree with me, because I
1030
00:46:54,524 --> 00:46:56,045
never kiss on the first date.
1031
00:47:05,567 --> 00:47:07,219
Hi, IT?
1032
00:47:07,263 --> 00:47:08,263
Yes.
1033
00:47:08,306 --> 00:47:10,002
This is Tanya from
Rose Lindsey's office.
1034
00:47:10,045 --> 00:47:12,326
Can you please send someone in
here to help me into Cledus...
1035
00:47:12,350 --> 00:47:13,959
Cludis, please?
1036
00:47:14,003 --> 00:47:15,959
Thank you.
1037
00:47:16,003 --> 00:47:17,654
So, what'd you think
of the fall line?
1038
00:47:17,698 --> 00:47:19,132
It was cool.
1039
00:47:19,176 --> 00:47:21,132
It had a lot of cool
things about it.
1040
00:47:21,176 --> 00:47:22,437
Tanya.
1041
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,066
Did your voice just go up
on the bullshit register?
1042
00:47:24,090 --> 00:47:27,133
She gets me with that
one all the time.
1043
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:30,177
Tanya, this is Gus,
head of logistics.
1044
00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:34,611
And VP of pleasing Rose.
1045
00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:36,698
And I take all my
jobs very seriously.
1046
00:47:36,741 --> 00:47:38,220
You look like some bubble gum.
1047
00:47:38,264 --> 00:47:38,959
I chew you up.
1048
00:47:39,003 --> 00:47:40,109
You look so damn good right now.
1049
00:47:40,133 --> 00:47:42,220
Thank you.
1050
00:47:43,307 --> 00:47:44,698
Can you do me a favor?
1051
00:47:44,741 --> 00:47:46,177
Can you look after
this lady here?
1052
00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:49,090
The queen needs a strong court.
1053
00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,177
So are we still on
for dinner tonight?
1054
00:47:51,220 --> 00:47:52,046
Sure.
1055
00:47:52,090 --> 00:47:54,090
Dare we try Major Domo?
1056
00:47:54,133 --> 00:47:55,394
I'm right on top of that, Rose.
1057
00:47:55,438 --> 00:47:56,438
Hey, that's my line.
1058
00:47:56,481 --> 00:47:57,480
Oh.
1059
00:48:02,741 --> 00:48:04,046
Damn, Rose.
1060
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:05,351
He fine.
1061
00:48:05,394 --> 00:48:07,003
Always date a
younger man, Tanya.
1062
00:48:07,046 --> 00:48:09,133
More stamina, fewer opinions.
1063
00:48:13,003 --> 00:48:13,699
Hey.
1064
00:48:13,742 --> 00:48:15,133
Bruce, from IT?
1065
00:48:15,177 --> 00:48:17,481
And Caroline's boyfriend?
1066
00:48:17,525 --> 00:48:18,786
No.
1067
00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:19,742
She doesn't have the
parts, and, girl,
1068
00:48:19,786 --> 00:48:20,742
I don't have the patience.
1069
00:48:20,786 --> 00:48:21,786
And stop asking that.
1070
00:48:21,829 --> 00:48:24,177
You sound like you're obsessed.
1071
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:26,220
What we got?
1072
00:48:26,264 --> 00:48:27,655
Also, don't worry
about Caroline.
1073
00:48:27,699 --> 00:48:29,438
Her bark is a lot
worse than her bite.
1074
00:48:33,873 --> 00:48:34,872
Stripe day.
1075
00:48:40,612 --> 00:48:43,481
I thought we agreed you
were going to be nice.
1076
00:48:43,525 --> 00:48:46,568
Look, Rose is your boss, so beef
with Tanya is beef with Rose.
1077
00:48:46,612 --> 00:48:48,221
OK, so what do
you want me to do?
1078
00:48:48,265 --> 00:48:48,699
Take her to lunch?
1079
00:48:48,742 --> 00:48:50,134
Get manicures?
1080
00:48:50,178 --> 00:48:50,829
Talk about boys?
1081
00:48:50,873 --> 00:48:52,308
No, those are our things.
1082
00:48:52,351 --> 00:48:54,742
Just extend, like, a
work-related olive branch.
1083
00:48:54,786 --> 00:48:56,308
We're all on the same team here.
1084
00:48:56,352 --> 00:48:57,481
I hate your logic.
1085
00:48:57,525 --> 00:48:59,178
And I hate your
glittery wedgies.
1086
00:48:59,221 --> 00:49:01,578
Trust me, they're not doing for
you what you think they are.
1087
00:49:07,308 --> 00:49:08,917
Oh, I was texting a person.
1088
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,221
A cousin.
1089
00:49:10,265 --> 00:49:11,655
A person's cousin that I know.
1090
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:15,786
Bruce made me say sorry that
we got off on the wrong foot.
1091
00:49:15,829 --> 00:49:17,439
I thought I was going
to get your job.
1092
00:49:17,482 --> 00:49:19,873
Thank you, and Bruce.
1093
00:49:19,917 --> 00:49:22,960
And I guess we're
on the same team.
1094
00:49:23,004 --> 00:49:26,656
So if you ever need help, and
I'm not busy and you're not
1095
00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:29,308
getting on my damn nerves,
then I might... might...
1096
00:49:29,352 --> 00:49:31,439
Help you.
1097
00:49:31,482 --> 00:49:32,873
I'll take it.
1098
00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:34,632
But unless you can do
a QED report real fast,
1099
00:49:34,656 --> 00:49:35,265
then I'm good.
1100
00:49:35,308 --> 00:49:36,917
I got you.
1101
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,894
I did them when I filled in
for Rose's last assistant.
1102
00:49:38,918 --> 00:49:39,743
Are you sure?
1103
00:49:39,787 --> 00:49:40,918
I thought you hated me.
1104
00:49:40,961 --> 00:49:42,352
Bitch, take the
damn olive branch.
1105
00:49:42,395 --> 00:49:45,091
You're right.
1106
00:49:48,482 --> 00:49:49,830
Die!
1107
00:49:49,874 --> 00:49:51,265
Wish I could do
this in real life.
1108
00:49:55,569 --> 00:49:58,221
My sister loves this shit.
1109
00:49:58,265 --> 00:49:59,700
She taught me.
1110
00:49:59,743 --> 00:50:01,198
It's kind of like the only way
she'll talk to me, these days.
1111
00:50:01,222 --> 00:50:02,874
Die!
1112
00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:04,632
Yeah, I'd say you should worry,
but the zombie apocalypse
1113
00:50:04,656 --> 00:50:07,395
is coming up, so it's good
she's preparing you now.
1114
00:50:12,005 --> 00:50:12,613
Oh, wait.
1115
00:50:12,656 --> 00:50:13,482
You can't.
1116
00:50:13,526 --> 00:50:15,787
You can't post those.
1117
00:50:15,830 --> 00:50:17,135
You got a man or something?
1118
00:50:17,179 --> 00:50:18,656
No, I just...
1119
00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:21,179
I didn't do my hair.
1120
00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:24,135
For a date?
1121
00:50:24,179 --> 00:50:25,005
You know what?
1122
00:50:25,048 --> 00:50:26,527
I just don't do socials.
1123
00:50:26,570 --> 00:50:27,787
Shit freaks me out.
1124
00:50:27,830 --> 00:50:29,005
Huh.
1125
00:50:29,048 --> 00:50:31,222
Oh, you got stomped
by the zombie.
1126
00:50:31,266 --> 00:50:32,396
No, it's over.
1127
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,266
Yeah, it's done.
1128
00:50:33,309 --> 00:50:34,961
It's done.
1129
00:50:35,005 --> 00:50:38,222
So if the zombie apocalypse
happens, what are your skills?
1130
00:50:38,266 --> 00:50:42,266
Because as an architect, I will
be king, building crazy walls
1131
00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:43,527
and shit.
1132
00:50:43,570 --> 00:50:44,614
OK.
1133
00:50:44,657 --> 00:50:46,266
Well, I'm good at, like...
1134
00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:47,744
Oh, I watch a lot
of "Big Brother."
1135
00:50:47,788 --> 00:50:48,396
Do you?
1136
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,744
Yeah.
1137
00:50:49,788 --> 00:50:51,068
So my political game,
that'll be tight.
1138
00:50:51,092 --> 00:50:52,396
Oh, helpful.
1139
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,614
But I think you'll
need a little bit more.
1140
00:50:54,657 --> 00:50:56,657
Aren't they teaching
anything at your job?
1141
00:50:56,701 --> 00:50:58,788
Wait, what's your job again?
1142
00:50:58,831 --> 00:51:00,614
Oh, it's just a dumb day job.
1143
00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:02,266
Do you work for the CIA?
1144
00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:04,092
Do you speak Russian
or something?
1145
00:51:04,135 --> 00:51:06,049
Nyet.
1146
00:51:06,093 --> 00:51:08,919
OK, not asking about your job.
1147
00:51:08,962 --> 00:51:11,919
What do you want to
do when you grow up?
1148
00:51:11,962 --> 00:51:13,049
Be an adult.
1149
00:51:13,093 --> 00:51:13,788
I mean...
1150
00:51:13,831 --> 00:51:14,788
I don't know.
1151
00:51:14,831 --> 00:51:15,962
I don't really have a plan.
1152
00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,875
I kind of like fashion.
1153
00:51:17,919 --> 00:51:19,093
I mean, it sucks.
1154
00:51:19,136 --> 00:51:21,006
It's like you're a
failure if you're 20
1155
00:51:21,049 --> 00:51:23,440
and you don't have a
career path or a start-up,
1156
00:51:23,483 --> 00:51:24,919
or, like, a million followers.
1157
00:51:24,962 --> 00:51:25,396
Right.
1158
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,006
Yeah.
1159
00:51:27,049 --> 00:51:29,310
But that doesn't mean you
have to be popping today.
1160
00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:32,006
You just need a finish
line, and then you
1161
00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:33,788
can start having
fun getting there.
1162
00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:35,788
And if the line changes, cool.
1163
00:51:35,831 --> 00:51:38,180
But you need a finish line,
or else you sort of swing.
1164
00:51:43,528 --> 00:51:44,875
All right.
1165
00:51:44,919 --> 00:51:46,701
Now... Wait, wait.
1166
00:51:46,744 --> 00:51:48,006
Now point.
1167
00:51:48,049 --> 00:51:48,919
All right.
1168
00:51:48,962 --> 00:51:50,615
We're going this way.
1169
00:51:50,658 --> 00:51:52,006
I hope you don't
think you playing
1170
00:51:52,049 --> 00:51:53,441
guidance counselor
is going to get
1171
00:51:53,484 --> 00:51:55,571
you laid on the second date.
1172
00:51:55,615 --> 00:51:58,223
Third Surprised Howard lets
in kids who can't count.
1173
00:52:05,658 --> 00:52:07,093
And you battle through.
1174
00:52:07,136 --> 00:52:08,310
You really battle through.
1175
00:52:08,354 --> 00:52:09,049
Stop.
1176
00:52:09,093 --> 00:52:11,180
No, it's crazy.
1177
00:52:11,223 --> 00:52:14,180
Aw, I used to always
want one of those.
1178
00:52:14,223 --> 00:52:15,136
Well, not today.
1179
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:16,179
Let's go play some bikes.
1180
00:52:41,571 --> 00:52:42,789
Am I the greatest of all time?
1181
00:52:42,832 --> 00:52:44,094
I mean, you're kind of amazing.
1182
00:52:47,094 --> 00:52:50,702
So I actually... I won this...
1183
00:52:50,745 --> 00:52:52,963
I won this scholarship
from American Architecture
1184
00:52:53,007 --> 00:52:53,571
Foundation.
1185
00:52:53,615 --> 00:52:54,137
What?
1186
00:52:54,181 --> 00:52:55,311
Yeah.
1187
00:52:55,355 --> 00:52:57,007
And they have this
big dinner thing,
1188
00:52:57,050 --> 00:53:00,832
and I was actually wondering
if you wanted to be my date.
1189
00:53:03,442 --> 00:53:05,137
Unless you're not
really into that thing.
1190
00:53:05,181 --> 00:53:06,659
I'm just really
asking you to protect
1191
00:53:06,703 --> 00:53:08,181
your fragile female ego.
1192
00:53:17,529 --> 00:53:19,050
Hey.
1193
00:53:19,094 --> 00:53:21,137
If you two pervs have to
eat each other's heads off,
1194
00:53:21,181 --> 00:53:24,094
can you not do it in
front of Spin and Win?
1195
00:53:24,137 --> 00:53:24,790
Yeah, no.
1196
00:53:24,833 --> 00:53:25,832
Yeah.
1197
00:53:29,224 --> 00:53:31,311
Are we under attack?
1198
00:53:31,355 --> 00:53:33,181
No, they're sad.
1199
00:53:33,224 --> 00:53:36,703
One died... Crownan O'Brien.
1200
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:38,746
He was a real one.
1201
00:53:38,790 --> 00:53:40,138
Pouring one out
for the crowmies.
1202
00:53:40,181 --> 00:53:41,180
Do that outside.
1203
00:53:44,355 --> 00:53:45,703
Or you could just go!
1204
00:53:45,746 --> 00:53:46,745
Why is...
1205
00:53:49,921 --> 00:53:50,920
en Espana.
1206
00:53:53,921 --> 00:53:55,138
Look at the food.
1207
00:53:55,182 --> 00:53:56,181
So good.
1208
00:54:02,790 --> 00:54:03,789
Go!
1209
00:54:06,486 --> 00:54:07,877
Tanya, here's the QED report.
1210
00:54:07,921 --> 00:54:09,182
Let me know what you think.
1211
00:54:09,225 --> 00:54:09,921
Thanks, Caroline.
1212
00:54:09,964 --> 00:54:10,963
I'll show Rose.
1213
00:54:13,703 --> 00:54:15,703
Yeah, I could
be all around the world,
1214
00:54:15,746 --> 00:54:20,486
but without family it
don't mean anything.
1215
00:54:20,530 --> 00:54:22,312
Can we bring the love back?
1216
00:54:22,356 --> 00:54:28,747
I know that you've been waiting
so long for it come home again.
1217
00:54:28,791 --> 00:54:30,356
Can we bring the love back?
1218
00:54:30,399 --> 00:54:33,791
I know that it's
been way too long.
1219
00:54:33,834 --> 00:54:35,964
You've always been home to me.
1220
00:54:36,008 --> 00:54:37,356
Always home.
1221
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,114
I miss you dancing with
a drink in your hand.
1222
00:54:39,138 --> 00:54:41,095
You got drunk and
never called me again.
1223
00:54:41,138 --> 00:54:42,965
But you've seen sides
that nobody else knows.
1224
00:54:43,008 --> 00:54:45,009
Y'all better get in here
if y'all want to eat.
1225
00:54:53,617 --> 00:54:54,138
Got it?
1226
00:54:54,182 --> 00:54:55,834
Got it?
1227
00:54:55,878 --> 00:54:56,443
Yeah.
1228
00:54:56,486 --> 00:54:57,485
Hey!
1229
00:55:00,356 --> 00:55:01,878
Hey, hey!
1230
00:55:07,399 --> 00:55:08,398
Money!
1231
00:55:10,617 --> 00:55:12,747
Stop playing, bad boy.
1232
00:55:15,226 --> 00:55:17,965
To come home again.
1233
00:55:18,009 --> 00:55:20,096
Can we bring the love back?
1234
00:55:20,139 --> 00:55:23,530
I know that it's
been way too long.
1235
00:55:23,573 --> 00:55:25,487
You always been home to me.
1236
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:26,530
Always home.
1237
00:55:35,878 --> 00:55:37,574
You should really
peep Melissa's skate.
1238
00:55:37,618 --> 00:55:38,747
Girl got skills.
1239
00:55:38,791 --> 00:55:40,183
Wow.
1240
00:55:40,226 --> 00:55:41,637
I didn't even know she
knew where outside was.
1241
00:55:41,661 --> 00:55:43,357
Yeah, well, I guess
I'm a good influence.
1242
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,400
OK.
1243
00:55:44,444 --> 00:55:46,183
Team Crandell up in this bitch.
1244
00:55:46,226 --> 00:55:48,705
Did you sign Zack up for soccer?
1245
00:55:48,748 --> 00:55:49,661
Not yet.
1246
00:55:49,705 --> 00:55:51,357
Kenny, it's due tomorrow.
1247
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,159
What, 24 hours ain't enough time
to fill out the application?
1248
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:53,923
Just do it.
1249
00:55:53,965 --> 00:55:55,139
You do it.
1250
00:55:55,183 --> 00:55:56,463
Damn, can't even
have one good moment
1251
00:55:56,487 --> 00:55:58,052
without you going all
"Real Housewives."
1252
00:55:58,096 --> 00:55:59,357
Well, you're at home all day.
1253
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,768
That makes you the
housewife while I'm here
1254
00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:02,052
earning money to feed your ass.
1255
00:56:02,096 --> 00:56:03,052
Martyr.
1256
00:56:03,096 --> 00:56:04,966
Douche.
1257
00:56:05,010 --> 00:56:05,966
Relax, people.
1258
00:56:06,010 --> 00:56:07,487
This is not insurmountable.
1259
00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:09,097
We're going to mobilize
the influencers
1260
00:56:09,139 --> 00:56:11,097
and get them back in the
product placement game.
1261
00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:12,966
Tanya, get me Marvin from BET.
1262
00:56:13,010 --> 00:56:14,574
I'm right on top of that, Rose.
1263
00:56:18,053 --> 00:56:21,444
Another quarter,
another downtick in sales.
1264
00:56:21,487 --> 00:56:23,792
Of course, the board
is losing their mind.
1265
00:56:23,835 --> 00:56:25,227
Mama needs her medicine.
1266
00:56:25,271 --> 00:56:27,966
Happy Hour?
1267
00:56:28,010 --> 00:56:30,531
I don't know what this job
will ruin first... brain, soul,
1268
00:56:30,574 --> 00:56:31,835
or liver.
1269
00:56:31,879 --> 00:56:33,879
Oh, and fabulous job
on the QED report.
1270
00:56:33,923 --> 00:56:34,922
Thanks, Rose.
1271
00:56:43,879 --> 00:56:45,010
What can I get you ladies?
1272
00:56:47,966 --> 00:56:50,705
I will have the Long
Island iced tea...
1273
00:56:50,748 --> 00:56:57,966
Rocks, with a twist, and a
spritz, Amaretto sidecar.
1274
00:56:58,010 --> 00:56:58,966
Awful.
1275
00:56:59,010 --> 00:57:00,662
They have the best
Manhattans in town.
1276
00:57:00,706 --> 00:57:01,705
Two please.
1277
00:57:07,706 --> 00:57:09,227
I don't get it.
1278
00:57:09,271 --> 00:57:11,619
I don't see a bunch of
naked girls walking around.
1279
00:57:11,662 --> 00:57:13,184
Why aren't they
wearing our clothes?
1280
00:57:17,706 --> 00:57:19,227
Go ahead.
1281
00:57:19,271 --> 00:57:21,532
Well, maybe we're
not wowing them.
1282
00:57:21,575 --> 00:57:23,098
The girls who wore
Libra at my school
1283
00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:26,662
were still kind of
finding their style.
1284
00:57:26,706 --> 00:57:28,575
Libra's clothing are
things that their parents
1285
00:57:28,619 --> 00:57:31,011
wanted them to wear and not
things that they were actually
1286
00:57:31,054 --> 00:57:33,054
excited about wearing.
1287
00:57:33,098 --> 00:57:36,185
Well, don't forget high
school for you was ages ago.
1288
00:57:36,228 --> 00:57:39,924
And your resume, I mean,
as impressive as it is,
1289
00:57:39,967 --> 00:57:41,924
didn't include
adolescent psychology.
1290
00:57:41,967 --> 00:57:44,054
So why don't we leave the
opining to the experts?
1291
00:57:49,141 --> 00:57:50,141
I'm sorry.
1292
00:57:50,185 --> 00:57:52,880
This business is just
changing so fast.
1293
00:57:52,924 --> 00:57:54,662
My entire life, you
went to the mall
1294
00:57:54,706 --> 00:57:56,575
and got clothes from
stores like Libra.
1295
00:57:56,619 --> 00:57:58,836
Now I'm reading articles
titled, "How Fast Fashion is
1296
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:00,228
Terrorizing the Environment."
1297
00:58:00,272 --> 00:58:03,098
Yeah, my friends... their kids...
1298
00:58:03,141 --> 00:58:06,749
My friends' kids really pay
attention to that stuff.
1299
00:58:06,793 --> 00:58:10,315
I follow Emma Watson and she
only wears sustainable clothes.
1300
00:58:10,359 --> 00:58:12,967
Unfortunately, revamping
our manufacturing
1301
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:15,098
would be like turning
around an oil tanker.
1302
00:58:15,141 --> 00:58:18,620
And, if I can be honest,
I'm just a little on edge
1303
00:58:18,663 --> 00:58:21,054
because Gus had
mentioned that he
1304
00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:25,011
might be ready to take
things to the next level.
1305
00:58:25,054 --> 00:58:27,054
Marriage?
1306
00:58:27,098 --> 00:58:28,837
Honey, please, no.
1307
00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:30,185
Moving in.
1308
00:58:30,228 --> 00:58:31,335
You have to foster a
puppy before you can
1309
00:58:31,359 --> 00:58:33,012
tell if it's your forever pet.
1310
00:58:33,054 --> 00:58:35,141
Hell, I just got him
to agree to monogamy.
1311
00:58:35,185 --> 00:58:37,228
Don't think that wasn't
a Herculean task.
1312
00:58:37,272 --> 00:58:39,881
Anyway, I'm just waiting
for him to bring it up
1313
00:58:39,925 --> 00:58:41,185
to me while our clothes are on.
1314
00:58:41,228 --> 00:58:42,837
You know men only
think emotionally when
1315
00:58:42,881 --> 00:58:44,186
they're laying in the wet spot.
1316
00:58:44,228 --> 00:58:46,186
Disgusting.
1317
00:58:46,228 --> 00:58:50,055
Men are like that, disgusting.
1318
00:58:50,099 --> 00:58:51,142
This is good.
1319
00:58:51,186 --> 00:58:52,055
Yeah.
1320
00:58:52,099 --> 00:58:53,142
It's good.
1321
00:58:53,186 --> 00:58:54,794
So good.
1322
00:58:54,837 --> 00:58:57,229
It's delicious.
1323
00:59:09,794 --> 00:59:10,793
Kenny!
1324
00:59:15,229 --> 00:59:16,186
Is this anyone?
1325
00:59:16,229 --> 00:59:16,403
Five.
1326
00:59:16,447 --> 00:59:17,099
OK.
1327
00:59:17,142 --> 00:59:19,055
Five, you say?
1328
00:59:19,099 --> 00:59:21,186
How did this happen?
1329
00:59:21,229 --> 00:59:22,229
So you got a black card.
1330
00:59:22,273 --> 00:59:23,708
I wish.
1331
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:25,109
It's for office
expenses and stuff.
1332
00:59:25,142 --> 00:59:27,012
But I'll pay it right back.
1333
00:59:27,055 --> 00:59:28,186
All right, don't look at me.
1334
00:59:28,229 --> 00:59:30,881
I don't even game like that.
1335
00:59:30,925 --> 00:59:32,968
Things were getting
tense with the girlfriend
1336
00:59:33,012 --> 00:59:34,142
and the boyfriend.
1337
00:59:34,186 --> 00:59:38,012
I needed offline games.
1338
00:59:38,055 --> 00:59:39,012
I'm sorry.
1339
00:59:39,055 --> 00:59:41,012
But I also got something.
1340
00:59:41,055 --> 00:59:45,012
I'm feeling guilty, but
also really satisfied.
1341
00:59:45,055 --> 00:59:46,273
OK, so I did the...
1342
00:59:48,013 --> 00:59:49,316
Oh, I have another ace.
1343
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,838
I have... I have the three.
1344
00:59:53,403 --> 00:59:54,273
Oh, my god.
1345
00:59:54,316 --> 00:59:55,315
Zack!
1346
01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:01,795
You didn't want
the crows inside,
1347
01:00:01,838 --> 01:00:03,926
so I got a place for
us to hang out here.
1348
01:00:03,969 --> 01:00:05,882
I was being respectful.
1349
01:00:05,926 --> 01:00:07,143
Kenny got something too.
1350
01:00:10,143 --> 01:00:11,230
How much did all this cost?
1351
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:13,969
$9,268.
1352
01:00:14,013 --> 01:00:16,056
You spent all that?
1353
01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:21,013
If you count all the Whole
Foods receipts, It's $12,678.
1354
01:00:21,056 --> 01:00:22,143
But you're getting $60,000.
1355
01:00:22,187 --> 01:00:23,969
This is way less.
1356
01:00:24,013 --> 01:00:25,274
That is not how it works.
1357
01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:27,056
How could you do this to me?
1358
01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:29,882
All I've done all summer is
work to take care of you guys
1359
01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:31,926
to do mama solid and
now I'm going to jail.
1360
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:37,100
Doubtful.
1361
01:00:37,143 --> 01:00:38,250
Kids get a slap on the wrist.
1362
01:00:38,274 --> 01:00:41,143
Need I remind you, Black?
1363
01:00:41,187 --> 01:00:44,013
I always forget
to factor that in.
1364
01:00:44,056 --> 01:00:45,230
OK.
1365
01:00:45,274 --> 01:00:46,838
Sorry.
1366
01:00:46,882 --> 01:00:51,926
OK, I need you to
understand, Bee Taqueria
1367
01:00:51,969 --> 01:00:54,056
makes the best
tacos in LA, which
1368
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,969
is a town full of dope tacos.
1369
01:00:56,013 --> 01:00:58,187
So you will be ruined for life.
1370
01:01:02,274 --> 01:01:02,927
Everything OK?
1371
01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:04,796
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1372
01:01:04,839 --> 01:01:08,317
I'm just... I've
a lot of my mind.
1373
01:01:08,361 --> 01:01:12,014
So, you know, one of the
benefits of dating someone
1374
01:01:12,057 --> 01:01:15,101
is that you have someone you can
share those mind things with.
1375
01:01:15,144 --> 01:01:16,014
Just saying.
1376
01:01:16,057 --> 01:01:16,274
Thanks.
1377
01:01:16,317 --> 01:01:17,316
Yeah.
1378
01:01:21,101 --> 01:01:23,231
My mom taught me never
tell a woman to smile.
1379
01:01:23,275 --> 01:01:24,796
So I won't do that.
1380
01:01:24,839 --> 01:01:27,361
I will just remind you, I
have two functioning ears,
1381
01:01:27,404 --> 01:01:29,970
two very supportive
shoulders for crying on,
1382
01:01:30,014 --> 01:01:32,188
and one really great penis.
1383
01:01:36,014 --> 01:01:37,013
You're an idiot.
1384
01:01:43,839 --> 01:01:44,231
Whoa.
1385
01:01:44,275 --> 01:01:45,014
Right?
1386
01:01:45,057 --> 01:01:45,275
Wait.
1387
01:01:45,318 --> 01:01:46,101
Right?
1388
01:01:46,144 --> 01:01:47,143
Wait.
1389
01:01:49,318 --> 01:01:50,317
That's really good.
1390
01:02:00,536 --> 01:02:01,535
Gus?
1391
01:02:05,188 --> 01:02:05,536
Tanya?
1392
01:02:05,579 --> 01:02:08,231
Who is this?
1393
01:02:08,275 --> 01:02:09,274
It's Rose.
1394
01:02:11,623 --> 01:02:13,014
You look great.
1395
01:02:13,057 --> 01:02:14,971
Who is that?
1396
01:02:15,014 --> 01:02:16,492
How's your night going?
1397
01:02:16,536 --> 01:02:20,318
So Rose and I are in
an open relationship.
1398
01:02:20,362 --> 01:02:22,058
It's still taboo to her.
1399
01:02:22,101 --> 01:02:24,015
It might be a generational
thing, I'm not sure.
1400
01:02:24,058 --> 01:02:26,144
Funny, because she just told
me that you guys agreed,
1401
01:02:26,188 --> 01:02:28,058
in the wet spot,
to be monogamous.
1402
01:02:28,102 --> 01:02:32,145
And yet I just saw you
eating that woman's head.
1403
01:02:32,189 --> 01:02:37,102
We are in an improv class
and we were just rehearsing.
1404
01:02:37,145 --> 01:02:38,579
Well, if you're in
an improv class,
1405
01:02:38,623 --> 01:02:40,189
then why are you rehearsing?
1406
01:02:46,102 --> 01:02:47,276
Tanya, I will pay you.
1407
01:02:47,319 --> 01:02:48,971
You want to explain
what that was?
1408
01:02:49,015 --> 01:02:50,208
I will pay you any
amount of money.
1409
01:02:50,232 --> 01:02:52,058
It's not my place.
1410
01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,555
You got to admit, that
was a little weird.
1411
01:02:53,579 --> 01:02:57,493
Didn't your mama also
tell you that no means no?
1412
01:02:57,537 --> 01:03:00,145
In a different context.
1413
01:03:00,189 --> 01:03:03,145
But I guess that works here too.
1414
01:03:19,058 --> 01:03:20,971
Hey, Rose.
1415
01:03:21,015 --> 01:03:22,145
We have a problem.
1416
01:03:22,189 --> 01:03:24,189
What is it, honey?
1417
01:03:24,232 --> 01:03:29,015
OMG, this Gus is
a certified freak.
1418
01:03:29,058 --> 01:03:32,102
OK, well, then we
have two problems.
1419
01:03:32,145 --> 01:03:34,145
Lay it on me.
1420
01:03:34,189 --> 01:03:35,276
Oh, shit.
1421
01:03:35,319 --> 01:03:37,079
Before I forget, I need
the latest QED report.
1422
01:03:37,102 --> 01:03:39,103
The board moved up our
meeting, so I need it now.
1423
01:03:39,145 --> 01:03:41,016
I...
1424
01:03:41,059 --> 01:03:42,232
Check your Dropbox, Rose.
1425
01:03:45,103 --> 01:03:46,493
Dropbox?
1426
01:03:46,537 --> 01:03:50,537
Wait, why does Caroline...
1427
01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:52,103
I have so many questions.
1428
01:03:52,146 --> 01:03:54,319
I've been doing the QED
reports for you girl here,
1429
01:03:54,363 --> 01:03:57,406
and I just thought it was crazy
that we still do them on paper,
1430
01:03:57,450 --> 01:03:59,233
so I digitized them.
1431
01:04:03,059 --> 01:04:05,059
Great work, Tanya.
1432
01:04:05,103 --> 01:04:08,451
Delegating responsibility and
innovating at the same time.
1433
01:04:08,494 --> 01:04:09,711
Here for it.
1434
01:04:09,754 --> 01:04:10,972
Hey, yeah, that was me.
1435
01:04:11,016 --> 01:04:13,364
And excellent
managerial instincts.
1436
01:04:13,407 --> 01:04:15,320
Who knew Caroline
even had that skill?
1437
01:04:15,364 --> 01:04:19,190
No tea, no shade, no lemonade.
1438
01:04:19,233 --> 01:04:21,190
Oh, here it is.
1439
01:04:21,233 --> 01:04:22,320
All right, ladies.
1440
01:04:22,364 --> 01:04:24,712
Time to give the board
the old razzle dazzle.
1441
01:04:24,754 --> 01:04:27,059
Or should I say Rose-l dazzle?
1442
01:04:30,364 --> 01:04:31,363
Woo!
1443
01:04:35,364 --> 01:04:36,451
You're going to get yours.
1444
01:05:06,755 --> 01:05:07,842
Are you hate-scrolling her?
1445
01:05:07,886 --> 01:05:09,104
No, no.
1446
01:05:09,147 --> 01:05:12,104
I just thought we
had mutual friends.
1447
01:05:12,147 --> 01:05:13,060
Oh.
1448
01:05:13,104 --> 01:05:13,799
Sure.
1449
01:05:13,842 --> 01:05:15,407
She sold me out.
1450
01:05:15,451 --> 01:05:17,755
I tried your olive branch
and she shoved it up my ass.
1451
01:05:17,799 --> 01:05:19,408
Let's actually
drop that metaphor.
1452
01:05:19,451 --> 01:05:22,625
OK, I did QED reports for her
and she took all the credit.
1453
01:05:22,668 --> 01:05:25,842
What, so you're
leaving mean comments?
1454
01:05:25,886 --> 01:05:26,885
Are you about to?
1455
01:05:30,278 --> 01:05:32,408
It just doesn't make sense...
1456
01:05:32,452 --> 01:05:34,234
The resume, the socials.
1457
01:05:34,278 --> 01:05:37,452
There's nothing negative, no
slutty Halloween costumes,
1458
01:05:37,495 --> 01:05:40,191
no transphobic retweets.
1459
01:05:40,234 --> 01:05:44,539
It's like they built this Jack
and Jill Barbie out of a lab.
1460
01:05:44,582 --> 01:05:45,581
You need a hobby.
1461
01:05:59,278 --> 01:06:00,539
What in the Black ass hell?
1462
01:06:16,452 --> 01:06:18,843
You ain't paying, ain't got
no bands, so we can't talk.
1463
01:06:18,887 --> 01:06:20,582
I'm with my friends,
these hoes mad, we...
1464
01:06:23,626 --> 01:06:24,625
Yo, Ken!
1465
01:06:29,843 --> 01:06:32,582
Our video got 10 million views.
1466
01:06:32,626 --> 01:06:34,105
That's a million, dickhead.
1467
01:06:34,148 --> 01:06:35,409
Oh.
1468
01:06:35,452 --> 01:06:36,495
It's these damn brownies.
1469
01:06:36,539 --> 01:06:37,800
I'm high as hell.
1470
01:06:37,843 --> 01:06:39,669
Ooh, don't take more than one.
1471
01:06:39,713 --> 01:06:41,018
Those things will get you.
1472
01:06:58,148 --> 01:06:59,018
You trying to electrocute folks?
1473
01:06:59,061 --> 01:06:59,583
What's up?
1474
01:06:59,627 --> 01:07:00,843
Shut up.
1475
01:07:00,887 --> 01:07:02,496
All speakers are
waterproof these days.
1476
01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:03,801
Everyone out now.
1477
01:07:03,843 --> 01:07:06,192
I got electrocuted
once fixing my fan.
1478
01:07:06,235 --> 01:07:07,192
Felt pretty cool.
1479
01:07:07,235 --> 01:07:08,888
Now!
1480
01:07:08,931 --> 01:07:10,124
You're just walking around
in your underwear, no bathing
1481
01:07:10,148 --> 01:07:11,279
suit?
1482
01:07:11,322 --> 01:07:12,757
Hurry up.
1483
01:07:12,801 --> 01:07:15,583
I want you all out of my
sight in five minutes.
1484
01:07:15,627 --> 01:07:16,975
Yo, Ken, your mom's a bitch.
1485
01:07:17,018 --> 01:07:18,322
Who's trying to get cut?
1486
01:07:18,366 --> 01:07:20,627
Say that again if you
feel like bleeding.
1487
01:07:20,670 --> 01:07:21,801
Oh, my god.
1488
01:07:21,844 --> 01:07:23,322
What the hell is wrong with you?
1489
01:07:23,366 --> 01:07:24,540
What's wrong with you?
1490
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,148
You think your naked
friends drinking
1491
01:07:26,192 --> 01:07:28,125
and smoking is good for our
brother and sister to see?
1492
01:07:28,149 --> 01:07:29,279
What am I supposed to do?
1493
01:07:29,322 --> 01:07:30,975
I'm stuck here all
day, all night.
1494
01:07:31,019 --> 01:07:32,193
Don't start with that again.
1495
01:07:32,235 --> 01:07:33,540
So you made a few sandwiches?
1496
01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:35,019
Big deal.
1497
01:07:35,062 --> 01:07:36,627
My god, you're such a dude.
1498
01:07:36,670 --> 01:07:38,366
You do one thing
to help out and you
1499
01:07:38,409 --> 01:07:39,888
want a statue in your honor.
1500
01:07:39,932 --> 01:07:41,453
Some of us are out here working.
1501
01:07:41,496 --> 01:07:43,038
You don't start with
that, because while you're
1502
01:07:43,062 --> 01:07:44,559
out there hanging out
with your coworkers
1503
01:07:44,583 --> 01:07:46,062
and going on little
dates, I'm here
1504
01:07:46,106 --> 01:07:47,888
taking care of everything else.
1505
01:07:47,932 --> 01:07:49,323
You know the shit
that I do is just
1506
01:07:49,367 --> 01:07:51,367
as important as
that last desk job,
1507
01:07:51,410 --> 01:07:54,280
or did you forget I
canceled my summer too?
1508
01:07:54,323 --> 01:07:55,454
Team Crandell my ass.
1509
01:07:55,497 --> 01:07:58,497
You stole from me,
from my company,
1510
01:07:58,541 --> 01:07:59,757
and you call that teamwork?
1511
01:07:59,801 --> 01:08:01,670
And you're having
parties without me?
1512
01:08:01,714 --> 01:08:03,497
You don't think that I
want to have fun too?
1513
01:08:03,541 --> 01:08:06,844
And... And apparently,
one of your hoes
1514
01:08:06,888 --> 01:08:08,844
doesn't understand
everybody out.
1515
01:08:08,888 --> 01:08:13,106
I tried to leave, but
you're blocking me in.
1516
01:08:13,149 --> 01:08:15,628
And I'm not a hoe, I'm a virgin.
1517
01:08:15,671 --> 01:08:17,236
Kenny and I skate together.
1518
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:21,367
So if you're going to slut
shame, shame an actual slut.
1519
01:08:21,410 --> 01:08:22,062
I'm sorry.
1520
01:08:22,106 --> 01:08:23,323
Hey, guys.
1521
01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:26,062
How good is Melissa
at skateboarding?
1522
01:08:26,106 --> 01:08:27,367
What?
1523
01:08:27,410 --> 01:08:30,019
I didn't know she
likes brownies so much.
1524
01:08:30,062 --> 01:08:31,541
Brownie?
1525
01:08:31,584 --> 01:08:32,583
Brownies?
1526
01:08:32,845 --> 01:08:35,889
Oh, Melissa!
1527
01:08:35,933 --> 01:08:36,932
You OK?
1528
01:08:38,367 --> 01:08:40,845
This is why I can't wait
to go off to college.
1529
01:08:40,889 --> 01:08:43,410
Please, we're not that bad.
1530
01:08:43,454 --> 01:08:45,758
Didn't your boy Ethan's
brother stab somebody?
1531
01:08:45,802 --> 01:08:46,801
Allegedly.
1532
01:08:50,541 --> 01:08:52,647
With mom by herself, guess
who became the second parent?
1533
01:08:52,671 --> 01:08:54,323
I never get thanked
for it, either.
1534
01:08:54,367 --> 01:08:56,802
It's just assumed
that that's my job.
1535
01:08:56,845 --> 01:08:58,758
This summer was supposed
to be my first break.
1536
01:09:01,454 --> 01:09:03,671
You never tell me
it was like that.
1537
01:09:03,715 --> 01:09:05,715
Well, I can't talk
to you anymore.
1538
01:09:05,758 --> 01:09:07,150
What is that supposed to mean?
1539
01:09:10,237 --> 01:09:13,107
I get what you're trying to
prove with the new clothes
1540
01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:14,758
and the grill and the accents...
1541
01:09:14,802 --> 01:09:15,758
I'm not frightened, see?
1542
01:09:15,802 --> 01:09:17,368
OK, this is me.
1543
01:09:17,411 --> 01:09:19,933
Dad made me go all preppy
because it was safer, a.k.a.
1544
01:09:19,976 --> 01:09:21,845
less scary to white folks.
1545
01:09:21,889 --> 01:09:25,324
Look, I miss the hell out of my
dad, but ever since dad died,
1546
01:09:25,368 --> 01:09:26,716
I feel like I can be myself.
1547
01:09:26,758 --> 01:09:29,063
I don't care how you
talk or how you dress.
1548
01:09:29,107 --> 01:09:31,672
You just went from collecting
awards and trophies
1549
01:09:31,716 --> 01:09:34,063
to smoking weed and skating.
1550
01:09:34,107 --> 01:09:35,672
And you don't have
to do what you did,
1551
01:09:35,716 --> 01:09:37,107
you just have to do something.
1552
01:09:37,150 --> 01:09:38,629
I am doing something.
1553
01:09:38,672 --> 01:09:40,585
Those skate videos I
make with Rock and Jason
1554
01:09:40,629 --> 01:09:41,976
get hella views...
1555
01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:44,629
More than any other
Black skater out there.
1556
01:09:44,672 --> 01:09:48,194
And we're close to
getting monetized.
1557
01:09:48,237 --> 01:09:50,716
Really?
1558
01:09:50,759 --> 01:09:52,455
Wow.
1559
01:09:52,498 --> 01:09:55,759
Over half a million followers,
my sister not even one of them.
1560
01:09:55,803 --> 01:09:57,585
Look, I might not
be going to Howard,
1561
01:09:57,629 --> 01:09:59,934
but at least I got my thing.
1562
01:09:59,977 --> 01:10:01,498
You ain't know that.
1563
01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:03,195
You don't even know
what Melissa can do.
1564
01:10:06,324 --> 01:10:08,021
Maybe if you knew us
a little bit better,
1565
01:10:08,064 --> 01:10:09,542
we wouldn't feel
like such a burden.
1566
01:10:12,238 --> 01:10:13,238
Good news.
1567
01:10:13,282 --> 01:10:14,890
Melissa will be fine.
1568
01:10:14,934 --> 01:10:16,064
You got lucky.
1569
01:10:16,108 --> 01:10:17,890
It could have been
a lot worse, OK?
1570
01:10:17,934 --> 01:10:20,890
Just a dislocated shoulder
and an elbow strain.
1571
01:10:20,934 --> 01:10:22,456
And she'll sleep
off the marijuana.
1572
01:10:22,498 --> 01:10:24,064
Just keep an eye on her tonight.
1573
01:10:24,108 --> 01:10:25,803
Normally, I'd have
to report this,
1574
01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:28,127
but the last thing I want to do
is get you all in the system.
1575
01:10:28,151 --> 01:10:30,064
I had a single mom, too.
1576
01:10:30,108 --> 01:10:32,021
But we weren't living like this.
1577
01:10:32,064 --> 01:10:33,195
Hang in there, girl.
1578
01:10:33,238 --> 01:10:35,021
And tighten up.
1579
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,063
The tightest.
1580
01:10:42,021 --> 01:10:43,673
Tanya.
1581
01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:46,108
Why do you look so weathered?
1582
01:10:49,804 --> 01:10:50,760
Oh, I'm sorry.
1583
01:10:50,804 --> 01:10:52,195
I was up all night.
1584
01:10:52,238 --> 01:10:54,673
My sister... daughter
ate something
1585
01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:56,108
that didn't agree with her.
1586
01:10:56,151 --> 01:10:58,586
That is why I'm staunchly
anti-procreation.
1587
01:10:58,630 --> 01:11:00,064
Mainline some coffee, girlie.
1588
01:11:00,108 --> 01:11:01,673
We got some work to do.
1589
01:11:01,717 --> 01:11:02,716
Woo!
1590
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:43,326
Watch the
sunrise along the Coast
1591
01:11:43,370 --> 01:11:47,978
as we're both getting up.
1592
01:11:48,022 --> 01:11:53,891
I can't describe
what I'm feeling.
1593
01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:58,152
And all I know is
we're going home.
1594
01:11:58,196 --> 01:11:59,718
Is this for me?
1595
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:01,718
Oh, yeah, we left
it open for Elijah.
1596
01:12:01,761 --> 01:12:03,065
The hell you think?
1597
01:12:03,109 --> 01:12:05,022
Kenny figured since you
couldn't go to Spain,
1598
01:12:05,065 --> 01:12:06,805
we'd bring Spain to you.
1599
01:12:06,848 --> 01:12:09,457
But his toxic masculinity
won't let him say it.
1600
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:11,805
Kenny, this is dope.
1601
01:12:11,848 --> 01:12:14,109
You know, Kenny's always
had tons of potential.
1602
01:12:14,152 --> 01:12:16,500
He just needed the
freedom to explore it.
1603
01:12:16,544 --> 01:12:19,109
She's been like this all day.
1604
01:12:19,152 --> 01:12:21,023
I can't tell if
I like it or not.
1605
01:12:21,065 --> 01:12:22,544
Ever since my overdose...
1606
01:12:22,587 --> 01:12:24,066
Let's never say that again.
1607
01:12:24,109 --> 01:12:25,674
Everything is so much clearer.
1608
01:12:25,718 --> 01:12:27,077
I think I liked
all that dark stuff
1609
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:28,936
because I was scared of death.
1610
01:12:28,979 --> 01:12:30,500
That fear is gone.
1611
01:12:30,544 --> 01:12:35,979
All I see now is light,
hope, possibility.
1612
01:12:36,023 --> 01:12:37,240
Seriously, Kenny?
1613
01:12:37,283 --> 01:12:40,153
How did you do all of this?
1614
01:12:40,197 --> 01:12:44,457
It's an online cooking
channel called On TV.
1615
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:48,066
Personally, I would have named
it "People of Color-nary,"
1616
01:12:48,110 --> 01:12:51,848
or "Kachigga Niggas" or just
"niggas in the Kitchen."
1617
01:12:51,892 --> 01:12:52,587
Fine.
1618
01:12:52,631 --> 01:12:53,630
That works too.
1619
01:13:08,066 --> 01:13:09,458
We're screwed.
1620
01:13:09,501 --> 01:13:11,066
Wait, what?
1621
01:13:11,110 --> 01:13:12,912
The manufacturers are
protesting working conditions.
1622
01:13:12,936 --> 01:13:15,153
It turned into a riot, and
they burned down the factory.
1623
01:13:15,197 --> 01:13:19,240
Our entire winter line is
a giant cloud of smoke.
1624
01:13:19,284 --> 01:13:19,979
Well, what can we do?
1625
01:13:20,023 --> 01:13:21,675
Can we get the manufacturers...
1626
01:13:21,719 --> 01:13:23,501
We're already on thin
ice, and now the board
1627
01:13:23,545 --> 01:13:25,173
doesn't want to throw
good money after bad.
1628
01:13:25,197 --> 01:13:27,240
They're shutting us down.
1629
01:13:27,284 --> 01:13:28,023
What?
1630
01:13:28,066 --> 01:13:29,849
Rose, no.
1631
01:13:29,893 --> 01:13:31,066
I need this job.
1632
01:13:31,110 --> 01:13:33,458
I don't have the
booty for OnlyFans.
1633
01:13:33,501 --> 01:13:34,937
Don't worry, Tanya.
1634
01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:36,738
You've got a nice, storied
career ahead of you.
1635
01:13:36,762 --> 01:13:39,024
And I'll put in a good word
for you, wherever you want,
1636
01:13:39,067 --> 01:13:40,458
if my name means anything.
1637
01:13:40,501 --> 01:13:41,806
Go home for the day.
1638
01:13:41,849 --> 01:13:44,240
I was saving this bottle
for a celebration,
1639
01:13:44,284 --> 01:13:47,632
but I guess the start of
the next chapter of my life
1640
01:13:47,675 --> 01:13:49,806
is something to celebrate.
1641
01:13:49,849 --> 01:13:51,024
Hey, babe.
1642
01:13:51,067 --> 01:13:53,111
I have an update on that fire.
1643
01:13:53,154 --> 01:13:54,153
It's still going.
1644
01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:08,632
This is exactly what
I've been looking for.
1645
01:14:08,675 --> 01:14:10,111
Sick.
1646
01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:12,198
You are going to slay
Coachella next year.
1647
01:14:12,241 --> 01:14:14,198
And if Cream doesn't
jump your bones,
1648
01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:16,980
we'll bury him in the desert.
1649
01:14:17,024 --> 01:14:18,589
Sorry to interrupt.
1650
01:14:18,632 --> 01:14:20,937
This would just be
really cute with that.
1651
01:14:20,980 --> 01:14:21,980
A necklace or...
1652
01:14:22,024 --> 01:14:24,067
Belt.
1653
01:14:24,111 --> 01:14:25,633
Love.
1654
01:14:25,676 --> 01:14:26,937
You work here?
1655
01:14:26,980 --> 01:14:30,024
No, I'm just doing
some retail therapy.
1656
01:14:30,067 --> 01:14:31,111
Thank you so much, ma'am.
1657
01:14:34,633 --> 01:14:35,632
"Ma'am?"
1658
01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:51,025
Rose!
1659
01:14:51,067 --> 01:14:52,720
Hey, Tanya.
1660
01:14:52,763 --> 01:14:54,217
Call up the board and tell them
they can't shut us down yet.
1661
01:14:54,241 --> 01:14:56,261
I have something big, and I just
need the night to work on it.
1662
01:14:56,285 --> 01:14:59,676
Why the fuck not?
1663
01:15:12,286 --> 01:15:14,112
Hey.
1664
01:15:14,155 --> 01:15:15,155
What are you doing here?
1665
01:15:24,242 --> 01:15:26,807
I thought that was next Friday.
1666
01:15:26,850 --> 01:15:28,807
I texted you yesterday.
1667
01:15:28,850 --> 01:15:30,242
I called you tonight.
1668
01:15:30,286 --> 01:15:32,088
Work went to shit and I
had to stay late again.
1669
01:15:32,112 --> 01:15:35,242
Yeah, your top-secret job.
1670
01:15:35,286 --> 01:15:37,199
I've been sitting here,
listening to the family
1671
01:15:37,242 --> 01:15:38,720
that you just won't
introduce me to.
1672
01:15:43,068 --> 01:15:47,286
Part of dating is actually
getting to know each other.
1673
01:15:47,329 --> 01:15:50,808
And another part is
respecting people's privacy.
1674
01:15:50,850 --> 01:15:53,242
I wouldn't have to dig if you
weren't being so secretive.
1675
01:15:53,286 --> 01:15:53,981
Well, I would tell
you more if you
1676
01:15:54,025 --> 01:15:55,329
didn't want to know so much.
1677
01:15:55,373 --> 01:15:57,155
Fine.
1678
01:15:57,199 --> 01:15:59,044
But I asked you to be there
for me, and you weren't.
1679
01:15:59,068 --> 01:16:01,199
Bryan.
1680
01:16:01,242 --> 01:16:02,764
You know I like you.
1681
01:16:02,808 --> 01:16:05,764
Do I?
1682
01:16:05,808 --> 01:16:08,329
I thought we were having fun.
1683
01:16:08,373 --> 01:16:09,808
We're not adults.
1684
01:16:09,851 --> 01:16:12,895
We don't have to
make it all serious.
1685
01:16:12,939 --> 01:16:14,155
Seriously?
1686
01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:15,895
You're going to do me like that.
1687
01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:18,113
I just have so much
responsibility right now,
1688
01:16:18,156 --> 01:16:20,939
I don't have time to be,
like, your wife or something.
1689
01:16:20,982 --> 01:16:21,981
Wow.
1690
01:16:29,069 --> 01:16:34,069
Tanya, you bailed on the
biggest night of my life.
1691
01:16:34,113 --> 01:16:36,808
I thought I could at
least get an apology.
1692
01:16:39,243 --> 01:16:41,156
Bryan, I'm sorry.
1693
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:43,198
Yeah, nobody wants an
apology they have to ask for.
1694
01:17:01,895 --> 01:17:05,809
Tanya, this is genius.
1695
01:17:05,851 --> 01:17:08,895
I'm only 30% sure
it's going to work.
1696
01:17:08,939 --> 01:17:13,113
But I'm 100% sure we're dead
in the water if we don't try.
1697
01:17:13,156 --> 01:17:15,113
But the board will
never see it like this.
1698
01:17:15,156 --> 01:17:18,200
They have about as much vision
as a mole with cataracts.
1699
01:17:18,243 --> 01:17:20,069
They need to see it on its feet.
1700
01:17:20,113 --> 01:17:23,069
Rent out a space, something
funky, like the ACE hotel,
1701
01:17:23,113 --> 01:17:24,200
or EPLP.
1702
01:17:24,243 --> 01:17:26,200
There should be enough
room on your work card.
1703
01:17:26,243 --> 01:17:28,114
About that.
1704
01:17:28,156 --> 01:17:29,896
Rose, there's something else.
1705
01:17:29,940 --> 01:17:30,417
Keep em coming.
1706
01:17:30,461 --> 01:17:31,460
You're on a roll.
1707
01:17:34,461 --> 01:17:37,114
Let's show them
we got the message
1708
01:17:37,157 --> 01:17:39,157
about throwing good
money after bad.
1709
01:17:39,201 --> 01:17:40,809
We'll have it at my house.
1710
01:17:40,852 --> 01:17:43,809
I have a massive yard and
repurposing a less traditional
1711
01:17:43,852 --> 01:17:47,201
space can really drive home
the vibe of the rebrand.
1712
01:17:47,244 --> 01:17:48,201
You're a homeowner?
1713
01:17:48,244 --> 01:17:50,288
At your age?
1714
01:17:50,331 --> 01:17:53,070
I'm a trust fund bitch.
1715
01:17:53,114 --> 01:17:54,331
Ooh.
1716
01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:55,375
All right.
1717
01:17:55,418 --> 01:17:57,027
Listen up, you little arsonists.
1718
01:17:57,070 --> 01:17:58,983
Hello, to you too.
1719
01:17:59,027 --> 01:18:00,809
We got a Team
Crandell code blue.
1720
01:18:00,852 --> 01:18:02,177
We don't have a
color coding system.
1721
01:18:02,201 --> 01:18:03,418
Stay with me.
1722
01:18:03,462 --> 01:18:04,611
We got one chance
to save our asses,
1723
01:18:04,635 --> 01:18:05,983
and you guys are
going to help me,
1724
01:18:06,027 --> 01:18:08,114
or I'm turning us all
in for embezzlement.
1725
01:18:08,157 --> 01:18:10,220
You really trying to feed us
through the prison pipeline.
1726
01:18:10,244 --> 01:18:12,157
Kenny.
1727
01:18:12,201 --> 01:18:14,177
We have to turn this place
into the dopest venue in SoCal
1728
01:18:14,201 --> 01:18:16,027
for a work function
on Saturday night,
1729
01:18:16,070 --> 01:18:19,462
and this is an all
hands on deck situation.
1730
01:18:19,505 --> 01:18:20,983
We do kind of owe her.
1731
01:18:21,027 --> 01:18:22,306
And debts are heavy on the soul.
1732
01:18:25,244 --> 01:18:26,983
I'm not available Saturday.
1733
01:18:27,027 --> 01:18:27,462
I'm just playing.
1734
01:18:27,505 --> 01:18:30,201
Damn!
1735
01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:30,983
All right, come on.
1736
01:18:31,027 --> 01:18:32,027
Let's do this.
1737
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,897
Alexander Wang with
the Helmut Lang, ghetto
1738
01:18:38,941 --> 01:18:40,462
fab so I'm still
eating chicken wings.
1739
01:18:40,505 --> 01:18:42,549
Versatile so I can
keep switching lanes.
1740
01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:43,592
I got plenty Janes.
1741
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:44,897
I got plenty rings.
1742
01:18:44,941 --> 01:18:47,028
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.
1743
01:18:48,331 --> 01:18:50,047
Mom usually moves the
couch and vacuums under it.
1744
01:18:50,071 --> 01:18:51,288
Yeah, your mama went loco.
1745
01:18:51,331 --> 01:18:53,115
Beat.
1746
01:18:53,158 --> 01:18:55,202
Ain't nothing to a queen,
you ain't said a thing.
1747
01:18:55,245 --> 01:18:57,375
But Jim Carrey, but
they bite the slang.
1748
01:18:57,418 --> 01:18:59,941
Like to call him necklace
cause he want to hang.
1749
01:18:59,984 --> 01:19:01,352
He was going nuts
so I let him hang.
1750
01:19:01,375 --> 01:19:04,984
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.
1751
01:19:05,028 --> 01:19:07,289
That's just the way it goes.
1752
01:19:07,332 --> 01:19:08,462
Appreciate you inviting me...
1753
01:19:08,505 --> 01:19:09,158
Hey, bro.
1754
01:19:09,202 --> 01:19:10,984
What you doing?
1755
01:19:11,028 --> 01:19:13,071
Love, love, love.
1756
01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:14,984
Tanya, this is stellar.
1757
01:19:15,028 --> 01:19:16,028
All right, everyone.
1758
01:19:16,071 --> 01:19:17,984
See you back here at 9:00 AM.
1759
01:19:18,028 --> 01:19:19,245
Get some rest.
1760
01:19:19,289 --> 01:19:22,071
We got a big day tomorrow.
1761
01:19:22,115 --> 01:19:23,550
I'm ready to meet your friend.
1762
01:19:23,593 --> 01:19:24,592
Cuh-caw!
1763
01:19:25,376 --> 01:19:26,028
Hey, bud.
1764
01:19:26,071 --> 01:19:28,071
I missed you.
1765
01:19:28,115 --> 01:19:30,984
Yeah, it's great in that she
ghosted me today and went away
1766
01:19:31,028 --> 01:19:34,071
on the...
1767
01:19:34,115 --> 01:19:35,071
Nope, no.
1768
01:19:35,115 --> 01:19:36,550
Hey, give her one more shot.
1769
01:19:36,593 --> 01:19:40,115
If she doesn't see how great
you are, she don't deserve you.
1770
01:19:40,158 --> 01:19:41,289
Period, end of story.
1771
01:19:45,376 --> 01:19:47,593
Can you please mind your
own damn business for once?
1772
01:19:47,637 --> 01:19:50,028
Please.
1773
01:19:50,071 --> 01:19:51,071
Damn.
1774
01:19:51,115 --> 01:19:53,202
Is it the girl from the office?
1775
01:19:53,245 --> 01:19:54,071
Mhm.
1776
01:19:54,115 --> 01:19:57,202
That is how it's done.
1777
01:19:57,245 --> 01:19:58,637
How'd you do that so quickly?
1778
01:19:58,680 --> 01:19:59,680
Canva, sis.
1779
01:19:59,724 --> 01:20:00,985
Could have saved mom's sanity.
1780
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:19,463
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.
1781
01:20:19,506 --> 01:20:21,420
That's just the way it goes.
1782
01:20:25,116 --> 01:20:28,159
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.
1783
01:20:28,203 --> 01:20:30,985
That's just the way it goes.
1784
01:20:31,029 --> 01:20:33,637
Yeah.
1785
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:35,333
Alexander Wang, with
the Helmut Lang.
1786
01:20:35,377 --> 01:20:37,420
Ghetto fab, so I'm still
eating chicken wings.
1787
01:20:37,464 --> 01:20:39,507
Versatile, so I can
keep switching lanes.
1788
01:20:39,551 --> 01:20:40,551
I got plenty Janes.
1789
01:20:40,594 --> 01:20:41,985
I got plenty rings.
1790
01:20:42,029 --> 01:20:43,029
Ain't nothing to a queen.
1791
01:20:43,072 --> 01:20:44,116
You ain't said a thing.
1792
01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:46,029
But that Jim Carrey,
but they bite the slang.
1793
01:20:46,072 --> 01:20:48,116
Like to call him necklace
cause he want to hang.
1794
01:20:48,159 --> 01:20:50,203
He was going nuts
so I let him hang.
1795
01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:53,203
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.
1796
01:20:53,246 --> 01:20:55,116
That's just the way it goes.
1797
01:20:58,159 --> 01:21:01,246
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.
1798
01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:03,246
That's just the way it goes.
1799
01:21:10,551 --> 01:21:13,159
I'll be honest, I've
never felt cooler.
1800
01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:14,309
And I never felt more at peace.
1801
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:15,551
Where's Kenny?
1802
01:21:15,594 --> 01:21:16,593
Yo.
1803
01:21:20,551 --> 01:21:22,246
You look perfect, little bro.
1804
01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:24,160
Look at you, all cleaned up.
1805
01:21:24,204 --> 01:21:26,117
What I'm saying.
1806
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:28,507
Hey, hey, hey.
1807
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:29,160
All right.
1808
01:21:29,204 --> 01:21:30,073
Last review.
1809
01:21:30,117 --> 01:21:31,160
Let's go.
1810
01:21:31,204 --> 01:21:32,117
Remarkably with local,
wild-caught scallops
1811
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:32,638
and hickory-smoked bacon.
1812
01:21:32,681 --> 01:21:33,638
OK.
1813
01:21:33,681 --> 01:21:34,117
Mini wagyu beef Wellington.
1814
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,160
OK.
1815
01:21:35,204 --> 01:21:35,986
Mini vegan quiche with spinach.
1816
01:21:36,030 --> 01:21:37,725
Oh.
1817
01:21:37,768 --> 01:21:38,725
Manhattan clam chowder with
Flamin' Hot Cheeto sprinkles.
1818
01:21:38,768 --> 01:21:40,204
And all the food tonight is?
1819
01:21:40,247 --> 01:21:42,030
No nuts, no gluten,
no lawsuitin.
1820
01:21:42,073 --> 01:21:43,508
My dogs.
1821
01:21:46,247 --> 01:21:47,160
Oh, my god.
1822
01:21:47,204 --> 01:21:48,552
Thank you for coming.
1823
01:21:48,594 --> 01:21:50,334
We got you, girl.
1824
01:21:50,378 --> 01:21:51,377
Come on.
1825
01:21:54,204 --> 01:21:56,334
You guys are saving
my life right now.
1826
01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:57,682
It's what we hoes do.
1827
01:21:57,725 --> 01:21:59,049
Yeah, you're never
living that one down.
1828
01:21:59,073 --> 01:22:00,072
Yeah.
1829
01:22:18,073 --> 01:22:19,421
Excuse me.
1830
01:22:19,465 --> 01:22:22,160
Rose?
1831
01:22:22,204 --> 01:22:23,247
What is it, Caroline?
1832
01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:24,290
Something?
1833
01:22:27,378 --> 01:22:29,421
Your girl's a fake.
1834
01:22:29,465 --> 01:22:32,247
You think this rebrand is
going to work behind some kid?
1835
01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:35,769
We need to do something.
1836
01:22:35,813 --> 01:22:36,682
You're right.
1837
01:22:36,726 --> 01:22:37,725
We do.
1838
01:22:40,248 --> 01:22:41,987
I'm writing you up for
filing a false claim
1839
01:22:42,031 --> 01:22:44,292
against a co-worker.
1840
01:22:44,334 --> 01:22:45,987
Get out of your
own way, Caroline.
1841
01:22:46,031 --> 01:22:47,074
But Rose, this...
1842
01:22:59,292 --> 01:23:00,291
Hey, Tanya?
1843
01:23:02,987 --> 01:23:06,248
I was just wondering
if we were still cool.
1844
01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:07,987
Oh, yeah, totally.
1845
01:23:08,031 --> 01:23:10,224
You know, actually, we should
go and grab a beer afterwards.
1846
01:23:10,248 --> 01:23:11,422
OK.
1847
01:23:11,466 --> 01:23:12,987
Gus, you are a
liar and a scumbag.
1848
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:15,118
Either you tell Rose, or I will.
1849
01:23:15,161 --> 01:23:16,161
Tell Rose what?
1850
01:23:19,944 --> 01:23:23,553
We were just discussing
the decor of the house.
1851
01:23:23,596 --> 01:23:25,379
It's so un Libra.
1852
01:23:25,422 --> 01:23:27,422
Don't touch him, Rose.
1853
01:23:27,466 --> 01:23:29,118
You don't know where he's been.
1854
01:23:29,161 --> 01:23:31,596
Unfortunately, I do.
1855
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:35,422
Maybe it's the champagne,
but I'm not following.
1856
01:23:35,466 --> 01:23:36,945
I saw him making
out with some lady.
1857
01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:49,466
I'm just not sold on the
whole "monogamy" thing.
1858
01:23:49,509 --> 01:23:51,727
Why are you putting
it in quotation marks?
1859
01:23:51,770 --> 01:23:53,596
It's a very clear concept.
1860
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:55,075
And I believe I
already told you,
1861
01:23:55,119 --> 01:23:57,553
if you're not into the
whole "monogamy" thing,
1862
01:23:57,596 --> 01:24:02,596
then you can pound sand and
stop wasting my goddamn...
1863
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,727
You know what?
1864
01:24:04,770 --> 01:24:06,466
I'm not going to give
you the satisfaction
1865
01:24:06,509 --> 01:24:08,988
of causing a scene.
1866
01:24:09,032 --> 01:24:10,336
Let's go, Tanya.
1867
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:12,032
We have a company to save.
1868
01:24:12,075 --> 01:24:13,336
I'm right on top of that, Rose.
1869
01:24:17,336 --> 01:24:20,467
Rose, cause a scene with me.
1870
01:24:25,554 --> 01:24:27,467
Good evening, everyone.
1871
01:24:27,510 --> 01:24:29,945
Thank you for joining
us as we present to you
1872
01:24:29,988 --> 01:24:31,988
the future of Libra.
1873
01:24:32,032 --> 01:24:33,857
Based on recent
news, you might have
1874
01:24:33,901 --> 01:24:35,423
thought that wasn't a thing.
1875
01:24:35,467 --> 01:24:38,119
But let me assure you, it is.
1876
01:24:38,162 --> 01:24:40,858
And here to guide us
through it is our hostess
1877
01:24:40,901 --> 01:24:45,162
and the brains behind this
tectonic shift, Tanya Crandell.
1878
01:24:47,902 --> 01:24:48,901
Thank you, Rose.
1879
01:24:52,554 --> 01:24:55,249
For generations, Libra
has reigned supreme
1880
01:24:55,293 --> 01:24:58,249
in the world of young
women's mall fashion.
1881
01:24:58,293 --> 01:25:01,162
When Rose and I were in high
school, all we wanted to do
1882
01:25:01,206 --> 01:25:03,249
was look just like
the cool kids.
1883
01:25:03,293 --> 01:25:05,902
But for this generation,
that ain't going to cut it.
1884
01:25:05,946 --> 01:25:08,728
Today, "cool" means
individuality,
1885
01:25:08,771 --> 01:25:11,989
environmental sustainability,
and social responsibility.
1886
01:25:12,033 --> 01:25:13,467
So we're switching our style up.
1887
01:25:13,510 --> 01:25:15,033
We're ditching the
brick and mortars,
1888
01:25:15,076 --> 01:25:17,120
we're going fully
online, and we're
1889
01:25:17,163 --> 01:25:19,946
using all vintage looks
for our new fashions.
1890
01:25:19,989 --> 01:25:22,163
Welcome to tomorrow's Libra.
1891
01:25:24,554 --> 01:25:26,684
Shelly, like all of
tonight's models,
1892
01:25:26,728 --> 01:25:31,120
is wearing an entirely
vintage outfit.
1893
01:25:31,163 --> 01:25:32,294
Uh-oh.
1894
01:25:32,337 --> 01:25:34,033
Bye-bye, outsourced
manufacturing
1895
01:25:34,076 --> 01:25:35,858
and overseas shipping.
1896
01:25:35,902 --> 01:25:38,815
All it takes to build this look
is sending our buyers on a trip
1897
01:25:38,858 --> 01:25:39,857
down Melrose.
1898
01:25:42,163 --> 01:25:45,642
And our ads will go
from glossy and fabulous
1899
01:25:45,685 --> 01:25:49,120
to Juergen Teller
Casper-style direct flash
1900
01:25:49,163 --> 01:25:51,511
so young women will
feel like they're just
1901
01:25:51,555 --> 01:25:54,250
scrolling through their
feed and not being sold to.
1902
01:25:54,294 --> 01:25:57,120
Gabby's outfit comes
from multiple decades,
1903
01:25:57,163 --> 01:25:59,163
but it feels timeless.
1904
01:25:59,207 --> 01:26:01,816
No disposable fashion
here, just a sick look
1905
01:26:01,859 --> 01:26:04,511
that's easy on the environment.
1906
01:26:04,555 --> 01:26:07,207
Monique's outfit is
reconstructed mechanics
1907
01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:09,207
jumpers, for young
women who aren't
1908
01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:11,816
afraid to get a little dirty.
1909
01:26:11,859 --> 01:26:12,511
Fierce.
1910
01:26:12,555 --> 01:26:13,424
Pose.
1911
01:26:13,468 --> 01:26:14,511
Pose.
1912
01:26:14,555 --> 01:26:16,121
Uh-oh.
1913
01:26:16,163 --> 01:26:18,207
But girls aren't the only
ones who want to have fun.
1914
01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:22,859
Our looks are for
her, him, and them.
1915
01:26:22,903 --> 01:26:24,947
Ethan's gear is from
military surplus,
1916
01:26:24,990 --> 01:26:26,685
for a look that's
Hotel Oscar Tango.
1917
01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:34,903
Duana's animal print style comes
from fashion so '80s, they'll
1918
01:26:34,947 --> 01:26:38,729
have you asking, who shot J.R?
1919
01:26:38,772 --> 01:26:41,816
And like all of Libra's
fashions moving forward,
1920
01:26:41,859 --> 01:26:44,642
they are 100% vegan...
1921
01:26:44,685 --> 01:26:47,208
No leathers and no feathers.
1922
01:26:47,251 --> 01:26:50,121
And what about our
dedicated retail staff?
1923
01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:53,859
Inspired by the path of our
valued team member, Caroline
1924
01:26:53,903 --> 01:26:57,643
Harper, who, by the way,
digitized all of our QED
1925
01:26:57,686 --> 01:27:00,816
reports, they'll
stay in the family,
1926
01:27:00,859 --> 01:27:03,990
becoming buyers,
scouring vintage stores
1927
01:27:04,034 --> 01:27:06,512
in their local markets,
pulling pieces to be reviewed
1928
01:27:06,556 --> 01:27:07,990
by our design team.
1929
01:27:08,034 --> 01:27:09,295
So you see?
1930
01:27:09,338 --> 01:27:11,251
Huge changes are
happening, here at Libra,
1931
01:27:11,295 --> 01:27:14,208
and you do not want to leave
the party before midnight.
1932
01:27:14,251 --> 01:27:16,860
It ain't midnight, but y'all
need to leave my house right
1933
01:27:16,904 --> 01:27:19,599
now.
1934
01:27:19,643 --> 01:27:22,773
And to prove that style wears
no generation, we have Simone...
1935
01:27:22,817 --> 01:27:27,599
Latanya Sue Ellen Crandell, if
you don't get these mother...
1936
01:27:27,643 --> 01:27:30,904
I'm going in and meditate as
I can feel my rage monster
1937
01:27:30,948 --> 01:27:32,860
about the escape this cage.
1938
01:27:32,904 --> 01:27:36,382
But what y'all will not do
is be here in 20 minutes.
1939
01:27:36,425 --> 01:27:38,338
And these people
look like they steal.
1940
01:27:41,512 --> 01:27:42,991
Shit.
1941
01:27:43,035 --> 01:27:44,034
Go, go.
1942
01:27:47,817 --> 01:27:49,425
You heard her.
1943
01:27:49,469 --> 01:27:49,991
Everyone out.
1944
01:27:50,035 --> 01:27:51,817
You got 20 minutes.
1945
01:27:51,860 --> 01:27:53,315
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1946
01:27:53,339 --> 01:27:54,383
What are you, insane?
1947
01:27:54,426 --> 01:27:55,122
Go ahead, finish.
1948
01:27:55,165 --> 01:27:55,860
Finish.
1949
01:27:55,904 --> 01:27:56,903
It's OK.
1950
01:28:09,730 --> 01:28:10,729
I'm sorry.
1951
01:28:13,122 --> 01:28:16,165
I'm not who you think I am.
1952
01:28:16,209 --> 01:28:19,948
I'm a 17-year-old kid, and
I lied to get this job.
1953
01:28:22,991 --> 01:28:24,557
And that's the
thing about lying.
1954
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:27,122
You have to tell another lie
to cover up the last one,
1955
01:28:27,165 --> 01:28:31,774
and then you drag everyone into
your false reality, and then...
1956
01:28:31,818 --> 01:28:34,905
And then you end
up hurting people
1957
01:28:34,949 --> 01:28:37,905
that you really care about.
1958
01:28:37,949 --> 01:28:41,513
I swear, I didn't mean to.
1959
01:28:41,557 --> 01:28:45,252
Board members, please, please
don't take this out on Libra.
1960
01:28:45,296 --> 01:28:46,774
Please keep everyone
here employed.
1961
01:28:49,731 --> 01:28:51,992
Well, you're probably down
to 15 minutes now, so...
1962
01:28:57,079 --> 01:28:58,600
Please don't test my mother.
1963
01:29:07,949 --> 01:29:10,687
And that, ladies and
gentlemen, is the level
1964
01:29:10,731 --> 01:29:14,731
to which we take seriously the
perspective of our customer.
1965
01:29:14,774 --> 01:29:20,210
And you heard it straight
from the horse's Gen Z mouth.
1966
01:29:26,123 --> 01:29:28,079
Bryan?
1967
01:29:28,123 --> 01:29:31,079
Bryan, Bryan, what
are you doing here?
1968
01:29:31,123 --> 01:29:32,645
Getting Tanya back.
1969
01:29:32,688 --> 01:29:34,818
Wait.
1970
01:29:34,861 --> 01:29:36,775
Is that the girl
you've been talking to?
1971
01:29:36,818 --> 01:29:38,210
Yeah.
1972
01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:39,688
Oh.
1973
01:29:39,732 --> 01:29:40,992
I think I'm going to throw up.
1974
01:29:51,862 --> 01:29:52,861
Oh, my.
1975
01:29:56,166 --> 01:29:56,906
Hi.
1976
01:29:56,950 --> 01:29:57,688
Hi.
1977
01:29:57,732 --> 01:29:59,819
Cute outfit.
1978
01:29:59,862 --> 01:30:01,166
I'm Joan.
1979
01:30:01,210 --> 01:30:02,253
But you can call me Joe.
1980
01:30:02,297 --> 01:30:03,166
I'm Rose.
1981
01:30:03,210 --> 01:30:05,471
Nice to meet you, Rose.
1982
01:30:05,514 --> 01:30:06,819
Love the update.
1983
01:30:06,862 --> 01:30:08,167
Fabulous.
1984
01:30:08,211 --> 01:30:10,514
Have we met before?
1985
01:30:10,558 --> 01:30:11,950
Hello?
1986
01:30:11,993 --> 01:30:13,993
I swear, if one of y'all
don't speak right now.
1987
01:30:14,037 --> 01:30:16,645
Mom?
1988
01:30:16,688 --> 01:30:18,080
Mom, why didn't you call first?
1989
01:30:18,124 --> 01:30:21,993
I don't need permission
to come to my home.
1990
01:30:22,037 --> 01:30:23,775
Why are y'all throwing
parties in my house,
1991
01:30:23,819 --> 01:30:26,124
and why are you hanging
around grown folks,
1992
01:30:26,167 --> 01:30:29,601
and where the hell did you get
money to pay for a skate ramp?
1993
01:30:29,645 --> 01:30:31,037
Oh, that's a half pipe, mom.
1994
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,558
Boy.
1995
01:30:32,601 --> 01:30:35,080
Mom, Tanya got a
really well-paying job
1996
01:30:35,124 --> 01:30:37,472
to take care of us because
we didn't have any food.
1997
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:39,732
She didn't call you for help
because if you came home,
1998
01:30:39,775 --> 01:30:40,950
you wouldn't get better.
1999
01:30:40,993 --> 01:30:42,056
That's all she cared about.
2000
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,646
She did it for you.
2001
01:30:44,689 --> 01:30:47,037
Well, why the hell didn't
Kenny get a job, too?
2002
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:48,079
Racism.
2003
01:30:52,037 --> 01:30:54,124
Mom, you are really
worked up right now
2004
01:30:54,167 --> 01:30:55,515
and that's not good for you.
2005
01:30:55,559 --> 01:30:57,037
So Zack, Melissa,
and I are going
2006
01:30:57,080 --> 01:30:58,820
to tear down and clean up.
2007
01:30:58,863 --> 01:30:59,689
Got it.
2008
01:30:59,733 --> 01:31:01,602
And let's get some rest.
2009
01:31:01,646 --> 01:31:03,559
And in the morning, Kenny
will make some crepes
2010
01:31:03,602 --> 01:31:07,689
and I'll tell you everything.
2011
01:31:07,733 --> 01:31:08,732
Sweet or savory, mom?
2012
01:31:11,211 --> 01:31:13,167
Your crepes.
2013
01:31:13,211 --> 01:31:15,124
Sweet.
2014
01:31:15,167 --> 01:31:17,254
Wait, he can cook?
2015
01:31:17,298 --> 01:31:18,820
And I can see his teeth?
2016
01:31:25,254 --> 01:31:26,907
We've missed you.
2017
01:31:26,951 --> 01:31:30,820
But the summer brought
us closer together.
2018
01:31:30,863 --> 01:31:33,125
We're not just siblings anymore.
2019
01:31:33,168 --> 01:31:34,907
We're friends.
2020
01:31:34,951 --> 01:31:38,212
Only that she was
hosting a fashion
2021
01:31:38,255 --> 01:31:39,559
company in her backyard.
2022
01:31:39,602 --> 01:31:41,081
What do you mean,
why didn't I know?
2023
01:31:41,125 --> 01:31:42,125
Who didn't tell you?
2024
01:31:42,168 --> 01:31:43,407
She couldn't tell me the truth.
2025
01:31:56,212 --> 01:31:59,125
Your middle name is "Sue Ellen?"
2026
01:31:59,168 --> 01:32:02,125
Please, don't.
2027
01:32:02,168 --> 01:32:05,081
Well, they're pressed to
promote me in production now.
2028
01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:07,690
I'm going to see if I can get
them to agree to a crazy salary
2029
01:32:07,734 --> 01:32:08,733
while they're buzzed.
2030
01:32:21,908 --> 01:32:23,125
I'm sorry, Bryan.
2031
01:32:23,168 --> 01:32:26,039
Unsolicited, this time.
2032
01:32:26,081 --> 01:32:27,299
You got to understand.
2033
01:32:27,342 --> 01:32:30,082
I was doing way too
much, and it has
2034
01:32:30,125 --> 01:32:31,995
nothing to do with the way...
2035
01:32:32,039 --> 01:32:37,039
You know, first, I was mad
because you're being shady.
2036
01:32:37,082 --> 01:32:38,690
Then I saw all
this here tonight,
2037
01:32:38,734 --> 01:32:42,342
and I was mad because
you were lying to me.
2038
01:32:42,386 --> 01:32:48,126
And now I'm impressed.
2039
01:32:48,169 --> 01:32:51,908
Ms. "I have no plan, but
I kind of like fashion"
2040
01:32:51,952 --> 01:32:55,777
just saved a whole ass fashion
company with her ideas?
2041
01:33:02,430 --> 01:33:04,864
I'm also grateful we're
finally in the same reality.
2042
01:33:09,864 --> 01:33:11,734
What you got there?
2043
01:33:11,777 --> 01:33:13,213
Oh, that?
2044
01:33:13,256 --> 01:33:15,734
Well, it's no big deal.
2045
01:33:15,777 --> 01:33:18,169
I was just playing
some arcade games
2046
01:33:18,213 --> 01:33:22,908
and just won every
single bear in existence.
2047
01:33:22,952 --> 01:33:25,039
I'm not saying I'm
a romantic genius.
2048
01:33:25,082 --> 01:33:28,126
I'm also not saying...
2049
01:33:28,169 --> 01:33:29,126
too long.
2050
01:33:29,169 --> 01:33:31,387
Looking at me, you
get goose bumps.
2051
01:33:35,343 --> 01:33:36,342
You kids today.
2052
01:33:41,387 --> 01:33:42,386
I'll text your mom.
2053
01:33:50,256 --> 01:33:52,256
Are you going to
have me arrested?
2054
01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:53,170
For what?
2055
01:33:53,213 --> 01:33:54,909
Fraud?
2056
01:33:54,953 --> 01:33:57,214
Please, the dumb shit I
did when I was your age,
2057
01:33:57,257 --> 01:33:59,257
I'd still be in jail today.
2058
01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:00,822
You learned to play the game.
2059
01:34:00,865 --> 01:34:03,170
That's half of being
an adult. The rest
2060
01:34:03,214 --> 01:34:07,996
is just bills, weddings,
and anti-aging skincare.
2061
01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:10,257
The board thought that
scene was part of the show.
2062
01:34:10,301 --> 01:34:14,257
They praised us for
our histrionic flair.
2063
01:34:14,301 --> 01:34:15,214
Pull a LeBron.
2064
01:34:15,257 --> 01:34:16,214
Skip college.
2065
01:34:16,257 --> 01:34:19,388
Come work for me.
2066
01:34:19,431 --> 01:34:20,475
I don't know.
2067
01:34:20,518 --> 01:34:22,301
I'm still a teenager.
2068
01:34:22,344 --> 01:34:26,214
Got a lot of dumb
shit left to do.
2069
01:34:26,257 --> 01:34:27,170
All right.
2070
01:34:27,214 --> 01:34:28,475
Playing hard ball, I see.
2071
01:34:28,518 --> 01:34:33,257
Well, I'll keep you on
payroll as a remote employee.
2072
01:34:33,301 --> 01:34:36,170
And as part of our tuition
reimbursement program,
2073
01:34:36,214 --> 01:34:38,909
I'll pay for 75%
of Howard as long
2074
01:34:38,953 --> 01:34:40,953
as you major in fashion design.
2075
01:34:40,996 --> 01:34:42,127
That's my final offer.
2076
01:34:42,170 --> 01:34:44,257
Deal, boss lady.
2077
01:34:44,301 --> 01:34:46,083
A-frame.
2078
01:34:46,127 --> 01:34:47,126
Oh, fuck it.
2079
01:35:11,128 --> 01:35:12,605
Where the hell
the babysitter at?
2080
01:35:23,128 --> 01:35:24,215
Y'all did the right thing.
2081
01:35:26,518 --> 01:35:28,084
They would have shot
all y'all niggas.
2082
01:35:51,563 --> 01:35:54,041
Can I help you?
2083
01:35:54,084 --> 01:35:56,389
I was thinking we
could help each other.
2084
01:35:56,432 --> 01:35:59,302
I just wanted to say you are
the baddest woman I've ever
2085
01:35:59,345 --> 01:36:01,606
seen in person.
2086
01:36:01,650 --> 01:36:04,258
Boy, I'm old enough
to be your mom.
2087
01:36:04,302 --> 01:36:08,128
Sounds like we're both
in our sexual primes.
2088
01:36:08,171 --> 01:36:09,170
Let me see your ID.
2089
01:36:12,128 --> 01:36:13,127
Yes, Ms. Officer.
2090
01:36:19,519 --> 01:36:21,998
20?
2091
01:36:22,042 --> 01:36:24,258
Held back.
2092
01:36:24,302 --> 01:36:25,301
Twice.
2093
01:36:27,389 --> 01:36:28,388
OK.
2094
01:36:31,389 --> 01:36:35,129
Can you see the one
sitting by the bar?
2095
01:36:35,172 --> 01:36:39,259
I could pay for one, but this
ain't running game, girl.
2096
01:36:39,303 --> 01:36:40,172
I'm playing one.
2097
01:36:40,216 --> 01:36:43,172
But she a player too.
2098
01:36:43,216 --> 01:36:46,519
So trust I ain't
finna play with you.
2099
01:36:46,563 --> 01:36:48,216
Girl, why you in a rush?
2100
01:36:48,259 --> 01:36:50,129
I need to let her be in my...
2101
01:36:50,172 --> 01:36:54,085
I don't like the DM cause
cologne made to breathe in.
2102
01:36:54,129 --> 01:36:57,216
So you seen the worst
out in your night life.
2103
01:36:57,259 --> 01:37:00,259
But I could show
you a good time...
2104
01:37:00,303 --> 01:37:04,172
Orin Stiegel live on scene
with some sad news today.
2105
01:37:04,216 --> 01:37:06,998
A car was recovered from a lake
in the San Fernando Valley.
2106
01:37:09,825 --> 01:37:10,781
Sorry, Calvin.
2107
01:37:10,825 --> 01:37:12,216
It's really loud over here.
2108
01:37:12,259 --> 01:37:13,607
A lot of things going on.
2109
01:37:13,651 --> 01:37:16,129
So inside was the body
of an elderly woman.
2110
01:37:16,172 --> 01:37:18,216
According to the
CHP, she appears
2111
01:37:18,259 --> 01:37:19,578
to have fallen
asleep at the wheel
2112
01:37:19,607 --> 01:37:22,694
under the influence of, quote,
"like a gallon of liquor."
2113
01:37:22,738 --> 01:37:25,564
This led local residents
to ask, what do we
2114
01:37:25,607 --> 01:37:29,129
do when our older neighbors
don't know when to say when?
2115
01:37:29,172 --> 01:37:31,172
Police were unable to find any
2116
01:37:31,216 --> 01:37:33,477
next of kin or any
relatives at all.
2117
01:37:33,520 --> 01:37:35,259
An unfortunate ending to an
2118
01:37:35,303 --> 01:37:37,433
apparently lonely,
miserable life.
2119
01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:38,564
Back to you, Kelvin.
145776
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Tajik
Thai
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese