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♪
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[Victoria] Hey. How was your big
date night with Maya?
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Didn't happen.
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Oh, what?
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You were so excited for
the full sensory experience
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of unprotected sex.
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Yeah. I was very excited to
test drive my new vasectomy.
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Unfortunately, my son Danny,
AKA the libido killer,
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came in with a, "soy elbow."
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You guys should just get
a hotel room and go nuts.
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Is that a real suggestion?
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That's something
that you think
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is in the realm
of reality for me?
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Okay. God, you're so cranky.
Just have sex already.
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- I'm not cranky, I'm just...
- You are cranky!
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No, I'm just telling you
what the reality is.
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That is what that is,
is cranky.
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[Dispatch] All available
trucks respond.
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Report of a loose goose.
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[gasps]
Loose goose.
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[Dispatch] The bird just arrived
in port from Hong Kong
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and needs to be quarantined
for possible avian flu.
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So this call is...
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A wild goose chase.
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[excited laughter]
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[Dispatch] The address is...
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1414 Hollingshead Avenue.
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Truck 12 responding.
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Truck 8 responding.
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We got dibs.
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No. Actually, we
have dibs.
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You guys got the last
animal metaphor.
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Remember the elephant in the
room at the crazy bar mitzvah?
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Mmhmm.
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You guys got the one down
by the docks, the red herring.
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No, no, no.
That turned out to be nothing.
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Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Go! Go!
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- There's a car in front of me.
- Go around!
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I'm gonna take Highland,
we're just around the corner.
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I was gonna say take Highland.
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Hey everyone.
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Just a reminder, we're doing
our animal adoption today
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so I'll need at least one team
back at the office.
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Get out of the way!
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Move!
We're gonna miss this.
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Please do not cross over
the midline of the seat.
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[tires squeal]
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Truck 8 at the scene.
We have eyes on the goose.
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Repeat, we have eyes
on the goose.
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Yeehaw!
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Truck 12 returning to precinct
for animal adoption day.
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Okay. Please don't say
it like that, Frank.
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It's a big community event.
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[goose honking]
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Oh my God, that honk
just gave me goosebumps.
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We really got your goose
on this one.
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That's a lot of puns.
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Frank, this goose
is officially cooked.
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Nice.
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Hey!
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Come here, buddy.
It's okay.
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Come here.
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[goose hisses]
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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[goose honks]
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[opening title theme song]
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♪
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♪
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[PA announcement] Today only,
free spay and neuter
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with any adoption.
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Hey.
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Hi. I really like this rooster.
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They are a big responsibility
if they're a pet.
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Where do you live?
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I'm in the dorms.
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Ooh. Could I interest you
in something else?
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Maybe a turtle or a long novel?
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Um...
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What's up Precinct 22?
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Hey Rick!
How you doing, buddy?
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Better now.
I love adoption day.
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Wait a minute.
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There's something different
about you.
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Oh, is there?
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Whoop!
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You got a new ear!
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This one's from Denmark.
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It was waiting on my doorstep
this morning,
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snapped right into place.
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Who's this guy?
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Oh, this is Toby.
Fresh out of a bath.
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I brushed his teeth with
liver-flavored toothpaste,
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which feels like a lateral
move breath-wise.
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Let's find this boy a home.
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This is the best dog
in the house.
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Toby and I actually started
here the same week.
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Oh, that's great.
Where's Emily?
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Ah, in her office.
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Don't you wanna hear more
stories about the dog?
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They're boring as hell.
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Good morning. Just wanted
to pop my head in
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and say hi on the big day.
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Okay. You just say "hey"
whenever you're ready.
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Oh, hi.
Uh, sorry, sorry.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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I'm just... I'm kind of alarmed
right now just because of...
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Hey, is that a new...?
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Ear? Yeah.
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It's nice.
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Thank you.
It was not cheap.
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Oh.
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So, uh...
what's so alarming?
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I just...
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Um... the inventory is off.
Something is missing.
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Don't sweat it.
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Most of the big stuff
is insured.
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The smaller stuff often times
shows up.
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It's a tranquilizer dart.
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Got it. You will have
to have that back today.
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It's a dart full of a federally
regulated drug.
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I could totally get fired
for this, right?
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You got this.
You're gonna track it down.
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And if you want,
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I can stay and help out
with adoption day.
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That would be amazing.
Thank you.
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You think it's possible
that someone on staff took it?
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Take a tranquilizer dart
filled with ketamine?
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No.
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Wait. Yes. There is one
incredibly logical person.
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[phone ringing]
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- Oh yeah, here we go.
- [goose honking]
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Emily.
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Hey. Do you have a sec?
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[Patel] You can't outrun me,
goose!
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Yeah.
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I don't really know how to get
into this so, um...
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do you know anything about
a missing tranquilizer dart?
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Uh... no I don't. Why?
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I did my inventory early
and it's off
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and I know with your
recreational drug use...
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Are you accusing me
of mainlining a dart?
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No!
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It's just I've heard you mention
ketamine specifically before.
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I don't think that's accurate.
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Are you kidding me?!
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You said sex on ketamine
is like boinking on a cloud.
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No, that doesn't sound
like something I would say.
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[Emily] And then when
you went to Idaho,
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you came back and you said,
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you know what the best thing
about Boise is... ketamine.
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Might I remind you,
you stole drugs from me.
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Because I thought
they were chocolates.
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So you claim.
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But maybe you should put
yourself on the suspect list.
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Okay, this is not constructive.
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Let's just forget this
conversation happened.
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- [goose honking]
- [crash sounds]
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So close!
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Not sure you can unring
that bell but, yeah, I'll try.
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[thud]
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[goose honking]
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How'd your call go?
Did you have a nice chat?
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Yeah, great.
I just need to make one more.
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Keep him cornered.
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[Patel] Take your time.
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I'll keep chasing
the goose by myself.
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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We have a problem.
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Emily knows about the missing
tranquilizer dart.
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Just one second.
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Okay.
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How? She doesn't do inventory
until the end of the month.
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I thought we had a few more
weeks to find a replacement.
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Yeah, well she did it early.
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Why? Does that nerd think
she's going to get extra credit?
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Ah, Darlene.
Just one more sec.
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Does she suspect us?
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[Victoria] No, not yet.
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But it's only a matter of time
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before she finds out we used it
on the mountain lion.
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You do know it has a name, right?
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C-38.
Man, you're so weird about him.
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Yeah, well if this goes up
the chain, he gets euthanized.
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Yeah, and I will get deported,
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which is even more tragic
because I'm human.
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Okay. I thought your guy
at the zoo
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was gonna steal us a dart.
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He's not responding
to my messages.
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Shocker that your black market
ketamine connection is a flake.
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[Frank] And why did you have
to tranq him?
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[Victoria] He was lunging at us.
We'd both be dead if I didn't.
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Man, Emily's all over
this thing.
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[Frank] I'm gonna have
to find a way
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to distract her at the office.
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Maybe send her on a wild
goose chase of her own.
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[goose honking]
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It's a real shame you
said that, Frank.
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Do you think you could
track down a dart
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by the end of the day?
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Yeah. Sure.
I'm on it.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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[goose honking]
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[Patel yelling] Victoria!
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What!!!
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Emily... can I talk to you
for a second?
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Yeah.
Um, just one sec.
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Hey.
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Hey, uh, Victoria told me
all about the missing dart
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and I'm sure
you are all over it
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but I just wanna let you know
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that I'm here if you need
any help.
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Thanks. You're gesturing
a lot with that turtle.
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Oh. Right.
[chuckles]
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Darlene, hey. Congratulations
on your adoption.
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And remember,
they live 80 years.
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So, are you gonna run
some kind of investigation?
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Probably.
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Yeah. Do you have any
interrogation experience?
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No. I actually hate making
people feel uncomfortable.
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I love making
people uncomfortable.
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So we should team up.
A little good cop, nervous cop?
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Uh... yeah, okay.
Yeah, sure, thanks.
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Yeah, I can already see
the flop sweat.
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You are a natural at this.
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What?
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No.
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He sure does seem affectionate.
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Oh yeah, he's
a great dog.
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He's very loving, smart,
house broken, had all his shots.
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He is the full package.
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Well... maybe not full.
He's fixed.
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We've got a big yard for him
to run around in.
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Three acres, all fenced.
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Three acres?
Take me home.
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[all laughing]
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Well, we'd love to fill out
an application.
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Oh yeah? Absolutely.
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But first we should talk
anal glands.
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His need to be
expressed regularly
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and he is not a big fan
of the process.
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Okay. Sure.
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It's a full sensory experience
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and you gotta wear clothes
you're not afraid to throw away.
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And that has to happen weekly.
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Yeah. We're, um...
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we're gonna take a lap
and think about it.
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Oh. Are you sure?
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Okay. I know
it's a big decision,
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I'm just not sure he'll be here
when you come to your senses.
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Thought you had 'em.
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Yeah.
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Gotta work on
your closing game.
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[knocks on door]
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Hey.
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Hey guys. What's up?
258
00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,004
[Frank] Unfortunately
there's a situation.
259
00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,673
There's a tranq dart missing.
260
00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:26,607
Oh my God.
261
00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,075
Frank] Yeah, and
considering the fact
262
00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,778
that we keep the darts in here,
we came to see you.
263
00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,980
If you're trying to find out
who's been in the exam room
264
00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:35,583
can't you just look through
the video footage?
265
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:36,950
What? What?
266
00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,752
[Colette] The bear is a camera.
267
00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:39,787
It is?
268
00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,454
Yeah. I have to record
everything that happens here
269
00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,256
per the State Board
of Veterinary Medicine.
270
00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,025
Yeah, but a toy bear?
271
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,259
Talk to the City.
272
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,828
I've been trying to get a new
camera for over a year now.
273
00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,496
[Emily] It's definitely
on my to-do list.
274
00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,932
Unfortunately watching any
of this footage
275
00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,834
is a real can of worms,
privacy-wise.
276
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:56,469
There's First Amendment issues,
Third Amendment issues.
277
00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,338
Isn't Third Amendment no
soldier shall be quartered
278
00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,673
in a house during peacetime?
279
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:00,540
Yeah.
280
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,709
Look, it just all goes
to privacy.
281
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,010
Am I being overly cautious?
Perhaps.
282
00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,277
Now, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom
283
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,347
and then we'll dive right in
and start violating some rights.
284
00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:09,983
There's a video.
285
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:10,884
[Victoria] What?
286
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,285
Colette's got
a teddy bear cam.
287
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,154
So, there's footage of me
taking the tranq dart?
288
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,488
Yeah, unless you wore
a disguise.
289
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,323
Where are you?
290
00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,324
I'm on the toilet.
291
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,526
'Kay.
292
00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:20,828
Look, I'm gonna have to find
a way to delete that footage.
293
00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:21,829
Did you get the dart?
294
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:22,896
Not yet, I've struck
out everywhere.
295
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,464
But I have one more card
to play.
296
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,398
[Frank] Bye.
297
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,566
[Patel] We need to get
back into sync here.
298
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,534
Victoria!
299
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,669
[goose honking]
300
00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:30,337
Victoria!
301
00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:32,572
And if you get to my rank
you don't have to do this.
302
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,474
[phone ringing]
303
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,209
Oh, hello Kiwi.
304
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,811
I'm cashing in my favor.
305
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,979
[Templeton] Really?
306
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,214
Yeah. I need a tranquilizer dart
and I need it today.
307
00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,549
Yeah, I can't possibly...
308
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,484
Really?
You said you'd do anything.
309
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,186
Hey, I'm still trying to figure
out what you were doing
310
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:47,855
in that Tacoma dinner
theater that night.
311
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,356
Yeah, and I still don't know
what you were doing
312
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,924
in an amateur production
of Hair.
313
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,193
But in exchange for handing
over the full-frontal footage,
314
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,763
you gave me a check,
and I'm cashing it in.
315
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,331
Alright. I see your little game.
I'll play.
316
00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,566
[Templeton] I'll see what
I can do.
317
00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:00,868
That's what I thought.
318
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,903
- [Patel groans]
- [goose honking]
319
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:03,771
You all good?
320
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,539
I see you've met Toby.
321
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,675
He's so friendly.
322
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,609
I know.
He's the greatest dog.
323
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,512
Looks like he's border collie
and some cattle dog.
324
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,114
Sounds like you really know
your dogs.
325
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,082
Yeah, I used to train them
326
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,084
in my Special Ops unit
in Afghanistan.
327
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,118
Cool.
328
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,552
Toby seems great.
Can we start an application?
329
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,255
Absolutely. Yeah.
Just sit right here for me.
330
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,392
I just have a few
questions for you.
331
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,593
In case of deployment,
332
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,628
who would be Toby's
primary caretaker?
333
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,429
My wife.
334
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,964
Your wife.
And where is she today?
335
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:31,865
She's at work.
336
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,800
And work is?
337
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,467
- Real estate.
- Real estate.
338
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,568
Mmhmm.
339
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,737
Volatile.
340
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,741
Okay, let's talk
alcohol consumption.
341
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,210
How many glasses would you say
you have a week?
342
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,612
We'll start with you and then
we'll get to your wife.
343
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,482
We're gonna keep looking.
Let's go, Otis.
344
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,583
No!
345
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,053
I only had a few
questions left.
346
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,790
He clearly has a
drinking problem.
347
00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,127
Okay. Nothing,
nothing, nothing.
348
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,661
There's Kyle the tech
wearing headphones,
349
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,730
doing a little dance.
350
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,464
That's embarrassing for him.
351
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,133
Nothing. Nothing.
352
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,136
Oh, me coming in for a second.
Zipping through that.
353
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,670
Wait, wait.
What are you doing?
354
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,606
Oh. I was just
getting supplies.
355
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,942
Moving along, that's boring.
356
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,810
Ooh. No, no, no.
Frank, stop.
357
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,846
[Colette] Are you doing
formaldehyde curls?
358
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,749
No, I'm just checking the...
Yes, I was.
359
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,016
We have a gym on site.
360
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,152
Those are exactly 27
pounds apiece.
361
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,453
It's a very specific workout
for vascularity.
362
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,855
[Colette] Wait. You're not gonna
take off your... wow.
363
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:28,989
Oh... Frank, come on.
364
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,023
You know what?
365
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,424
No. You know what?
I was just fast-forwarding.
366
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,659
It's a very warm room.
367
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,694
It's like a hot yoga room practically.
368
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,596
You know, I feel like my rights
have been violated.
369
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,165
Okay. I... I'm taking over.
370
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,000
You've lost
keyboard privileges.
371
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,934
Yeah. I don't even want it.
372
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:41,802
Go.
373
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:45,005
Probably lost exam room
privileges as well.
374
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,306
[Colette] Definitely.
375
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,608
[Emily] Okay, moving on
from that.
376
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,045
[phone buzzes]
377
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,630
- [loud rooster crow]
- [commotion coming from bullpen]
378
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,065
What the hell is that?
379
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,237
- [Rooster crows]
- [commotion continues]
380
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,305
Oh no!
381
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,081
Where are you?
382
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,420
There you are.
And... delete.
383
00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,390
And there I am.
384
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,525
You're a monster, Frank.
385
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:42,930
A swole, fully jacked... monster.
386
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,364
Save.
387
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,401
[goose honking]
388
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,437
We got him cornered.
Okay. You go that way.
389
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,839
Ready. Set.
390
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:52,705
[phone chimes]
391
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,706
- Go!
- Be right back.
392
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:54,574
[goose honking]
393
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,442
[Patel] Where are you going?
394
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,610
We had the son of
a bitch cornered!
395
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,678
[whistles]
396
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:02,715
Here you are.
397
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:03,716
A newspaper.
398
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,585
Where did you even
get that, a newsie?
399
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:06,753
Okay, we're square now.
Got it?
400
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,787
Yeah. We're square.
401
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,390
What, what, what... shht!
What's it for?
402
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,258
None of your...
403
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,792
Shht! You can tell me,
you can tell me.
404
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,627
- Please, go now.
- You can tell me.
405
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,628
A leopard?
406
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,529
Seriously?
407
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,031
A leopard?
A leopard?
408
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,203
Okay.
409
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,038
[goose honking]
410
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,406
[laughing]
We did it!
411
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,607
We got the goose!
412
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,109
No. I... I did it.
You did nothing.
413
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,577
Now make yourself useful,
414
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,079
take a picture of me
with my bounty.
415
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:33,813
- Here. Look at that.
- You got him?
416
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,048
We're like best friends.
417
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,049
[wings flutter]
418
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,050
[laughs]
419
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,893
[phone chimes]
420
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,137
[phone chimes]
421
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:10,083
Hey. Um... I found something.
422
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,418
It's bad.
423
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,091
I told you it doesn't
look good.
424
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,292
No, it doesn't.
425
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,165
Hey, Patel.
426
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:25,999
Frank!
427
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:27,834
Can we talk for a sec?
428
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,470
Oh, I'm very popular today.
Emily wants to chat too.
429
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,473
There's footage of you covering
the camera in the exam room.
430
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,709
Please tell me it
stayed covered.
431
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,844
It did.
432
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,279
What were you doing in there?
433
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,514
Ah... I can't say it out loud.
434
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,819
[keyboard clicking]
435
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,292
[in unison]
I masturbated in the exam room.
436
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,126
What?
437
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:53,994
Shh!
438
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,629
Uh... please explain.
439
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,231
When someone gets a vasectomy,
the chamber,
440
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,832
it has to be cleared
no less than 40 times
441
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,569
prior to having unprotected sex.
442
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,138
Now as you know, last night
was a very special date night
443
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,306
for me, but I got to work
444
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,142
and I realized I was
one shy on my count.
445
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,344
And you have that heightened
fertility, right?
446
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,812
Exactly. I couldn't risk it.
447
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,248
So I went to the exam room
where I know there are locks
448
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,683
and that's where I...
449
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,384
Okay.
450
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,685
Of course, it was all for naught
451
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,088
'cause Danny stormed in on us
last night like the vice squad.
452
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,322
[sighs] So what am I
supposed to do?
453
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,491
Should I just, like...
do I need to confess to Emily?
454
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:25,158
[both] No.
455
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,059
No.
456
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,094
Don't. That's a tough
one to spin.
457
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,728
So what, am I gonna get fired?
458
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,596
It's not great.
459
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,930
What, 'cause I love my wife?
460
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,532
No.
461
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,233
You had a wank.
462
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:33,933
At work.
463
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:34,901
But we won't let that happen.
464
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:35,735
Nuh-uh.
465
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,204
Why was she even looking
at the footage?
466
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,738
Because there's a missing
tranq dart.
467
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,872
And she thinks I took it?
468
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,374
But you didn't because
we know who did.
469
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,109
Who?
470
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,176
It doesn't matter
who took it.
471
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,777
Just know that it was done
for the most heroic
472
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,448
and noble reasons
and he, or she...
473
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,451
Or they...
will go down as legends.
474
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,952
One day the tale will be told.
475
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,388
But for now, I actually think
there's a way
476
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,391
that this could work for you
and that other party.
477
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,626
Other party...
you mean you guys?
478
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:00,293
[both] No.
479
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,094
It's not us.
480
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,062
Yeah, you guys are
the other party.
481
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:02,462
Nuh-uh.
482
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,130
Nope.
483
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:03,596
Sounds like you.
484
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,231
No.
485
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,465
It's not.
486
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,400
Well, whoever it is, I'm in.
And I know it's you guys.
487
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,437
He's a special guy,
isn't he?
488
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,538
He really is.
489
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,273
I can't believe
nobody wanted him.
490
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,942
Is that really accurate?
That no one wanted him?
491
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:16,976
What do you mean?
492
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,711
I wanna play you something.
493
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:24,617
[bird] Wassup! Wassup!
494
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,088
Did you, like, record
the commercial?
495
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,722
[bird] Wassup!
496
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,892
No. That's a bird.
My bird, Emilio.
497
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,961
He has said that phrase
every time
498
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,464
I've walked in the door
for the past 16 years.
499
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,600
[bird] Wassup!
500
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,070
Emilio was here in the shelter
when I was a rookie
501
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,804
and I became attached.
502
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,106
There were some people
who wanted him
503
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,409
but I kept finding ways
to sabotage it.
504
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,844
So, you think I ruined things
for Toby on purpose?
505
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,613
I think you have a huge heart,
506
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,615
and you just need
some guardrails.
507
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,285
This job will eat you up if you
get too invested in the animals.
508
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,587
[bird] Wassup!
509
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,622
That's the last one.
510
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,192
Who's this guy?
511
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,993
Careful, he sleep bites.
512
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,661
Shred.
513
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,099
Sorry. Disregard.
Do you wanna say hi?
514
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:12,599
Yeah.
515
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,201
His name's Toby.
516
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,768
Hi Toby.
517
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,439
Would you like to fill out
an application?
518
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:19,972
Yeah.
519
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,008
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
520
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,676
He's a really good boy.
521
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,116
Patel has something
he wants to say.
522
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,350
Go ahead.
523
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,019
I took the tranq
from the closet.
524
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,387
Oh, Patel.
525
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,288
Tell her everything,
526
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,889
it's nothing to be
embarrassed about.
527
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,325
[sighs]
528
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,792
It was last week.
529
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,893
Victoria was sick,
530
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,363
and I wish to God it weren't
true, but...
531
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:47,900
I hit the sauce, Emily.
Both Arby's and horsey.
532
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,736
I was three beef
and cheddars deep
533
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,673
and between all the extra sauces
and melted cheese...
534
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,074
I sauced my gun.
535
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,310
So, of course, then I took it
apart to clean it,
536
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,046
and forgot to put
the dart back in.
537
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,549
When I realized my mistake,
I ran back to the park
538
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,151
but there's no dart.
539
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,818
So, the dart is still missing?
540
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,554
Or is it?
541
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,389
I heard that story
and I followed a hunch.
542
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,392
And as I suspected, it rained
on the night of the 23rd.
543
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,693
A real downpour.
544
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,196
Okay. It's Seattle,
it's not that unusual.
545
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,231
I sent Victoria back
to the scene of the crime
546
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,432
where she discovered...
547
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,701
The dart.
548
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,538
Bullseye.
Just like in darts.
549
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,739
It was in the storm drain.
550
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,608
[Frank] Where it had been
washed away by the rain.
551
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,576
Case closed.
552
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,380
Emily, your witness.
So... case reopened.
553
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,381
Yeah.
554
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,284
Okay.
555
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,187
Well, the dart is back so
the inventory will be reconciled
556
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:43,423
and I guess that is the most
important thing.
557
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,292
Yeah!
A real happy ending.
558
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,593
I'm so sorry.
559
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,195
Yeah, I appreciate that.
560
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:52,565
But I am still obligated
to take disciplinary action.
561
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,435
So you are suspended
for a week.
562
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,538
Well, that's harsh.
563
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,308
Didn't see that coming.
564
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,742
I'm sorry, buddy.
565
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,811
But as your
union representative,
566
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,579
I think the collective
bargaining agreement
567
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,147
is pretty clear.
568
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,450
That suspension's
with pay, correct?
569
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,484
That is correct.
570
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,222
He just is not allowed
to come into work at all.
571
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,057
Not even to catch up
on paperwork?
572
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,292
Okay, we're done here.
573
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,794
Okay.
574
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,479
Rough day?
575
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,947
Very rough day.
576
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,284
Did I ever tell you about
my amazing air vent?
577
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,352
I don't think so.
578
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,319
No?
579
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,324
Just to sterilize
dog bites obviously.
580
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,992
That was here
the whole time?
581
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,697
Thank you, uh, by the way
for today.
582
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,833
You were like a superhero
out there.
583
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,035
You got, like,
eight dogs adopted.
584
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,104
Yeah. Sometimes
I miss this job.
585
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,038
I mean, don't
get me wrong,
586
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,807
I also like being
independently wealthy.
587
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,709
But I love the camaraderie.
588
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,810
[chuckles]
589
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,613
So...
590
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,983
Did you get your
situation resolved?
591
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,485
You still look
a little haunted.
592
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,552
Can I ask you a question?
593
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,520
Sure.
594
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,621
What do you do
when you're pretty sure
595
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,855
a couple of your employees
596
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,491
are feeding you a complete
load of bull,
597
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,058
but you're scared
to call them on it,
598
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,193
'cause if you do
599
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,195
they could actually get
in pretty serious trouble?
600
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,963
Well this seems
very hypothetical.
601
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,064
[both chuckling]
602
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:32,999
Yeah.
603
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,166
It's not always
black and white,
604
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,235
sometimes what's technically
the right thing to do
605
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,705
isn't what's best
for the precinct.
606
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:39,672
It's a tough one.
607
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,973
Yeah.
608
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,310
And it's not like I can talk
to anyone on the staff about it.
609
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,344
No.
610
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:49,181
It's kinda lonely
being the boss.
611
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,584
I know exactly
how you're feeling.
612
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,687
Yeah, it seems like you do.
Like, a lot.
613
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,722
[laughs]
614
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,160
Wassup?
615
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,895
Remember?
'Cause your bird.
616
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,030
I remember.
617
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,733
Yeah.
Anyway, I found Toby a home.
618
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:07,600
He's about to leave.
619
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,936
Do you guys wanna come
say goodbye?
620
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,070
[both] Yeah, yeah.
621
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,004
Totally.
622
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,272
Yes.
623
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,376
The family's a little sketchy
but I'm learning to let go.
624
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:21,348
♪ Let the midnight special
625
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:25,084
♪ shine the light on me.
626
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:28,388
♪ Let the midnight special
627
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,758
♪ shine the ever-loving
light on me. ♪
628
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,959
Go Amit.
629
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,961
Baby, block out your calendar
for the next seven minutes,
630
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,697
'cause there's a storm coming
Ahhh!
631
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,931
[both laughing]
632
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,371
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