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♪ ♪

This sucks.

WOMAN:
Dixon, how about
a new phrase, like, uh,

"this bites" or "this blows?"

Because you've been saying,
"This sucks,"

for the last 1,500 miles.

'Cause it sucks.

Come on. This is gonna be fun!

We got the weather.

We got the...
the palm trees with, uh...

More palm trees.
More palm trees.

(chuckles)
You know,

this is gonna
be fun.

Sucks, bites, blows.

(laughs)

Guys, this is
where we are, okay?

Grandma needs us.

She's getting older,
and it's family first.

Besides, your mother and I have

given up a lot
for this move, too.

GIRL:
Really?

Uh, have you given up
your boyfriend

and the lead in the school play?

As a matter of fact, I have.

He's heartbroken about it,
and so am I.

(laughter)
You're such a dork!

Pop, just don't talk to us

during school hours, all right?

GIRL:
Yeah, Mr. Principal.

(laughter)

♪ ♪

GIRL:
Dad, I still can't believe

you grew up
in a house like this.

DIXON:
I can't believe you ever left.

WOMAN:
Well, I can.

The ship has landed.

Come on, you can see
Britney's house from here.

You have been amazing
with this whole change.

Well, why wouldn't I be?

I've lived in Kansas
my entire life.

If I don't try something
new now, when will I?

And besides, they still
get married in L.A., right?

Yeah.

Plenty of weddings
for me to shoot.

Maybe you can shoot mine
when I get my trophy wife.

(laughs)

Dude, I am your trophy wife.

(chuckles)

Annie!

Dixon!
Grandma!

DIXON:
You know I seen
one of her

old movies on Showtime
the other night, right?

She's got a lot
of movies on TV.

She was naked,
full frontal.

It's not right.

WOMAN:
Oh.

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh.
Hi.

(sighs)

(laughs)

Race you to the pool.

Tabitha.

Hello, dear.
Mom.

Uh...

You got me.

Iced tea before noon.

Okay, maybe a little
Long Island iced tea.

Somebody get Betty Ford
on the line.

I'm just trying to help.

You want to help?
Go yell at the gardener

for parking his crap wagon
in my driveway.

Actually, that's our
crap wagon, Tabitha.

Well, then park it
around the corner

so the neighbors
won't notice.

(minivan door closes)

(sighs)
This is gonna suck.

♪ ♪

Aren't you a
little freaked out

starting over
at a new school?

And, like,
a week late.

What are you worried about?

You already got, like,
a boyfriend out here.

That Ethan dude.

That you made out with
a couple summers ago

when you was out here
with Grandma.

Okay, one: we did not make out;
it was a kiss.

And he kissed me.

Yeah, I bet when he kissed you,

you were all, "Ethan!"

(laughs):
Shut up!

We were not.

Ethan's a really nice guy,

but I haven't talked to him
in, like, a year.

And I've got Jason now anyway.

But still, it's-it's gonna be
a lot easier out here for you.

I mean, come on.
You're a cute girl.

Dudes are gonna be
throwing themselves at you.

Oh, please.

You had, like,
a million friends.

There.

Back home.

And they all knew,
you know?

About the whole adoption story.

Just don't want
to have to tell my story

over and over
and over again.

Then don't.

All they need to know
is that you're my brother.

That's my story.

♪ ♪

ANNIE:
Oh, my God.

Would you look at this?

It's like the Oscars, and
everybody's Scarlett Johansson.

(chuckles)

You say that
like it's a bad thing.

What?
(scoffs)

Oh, my God!

There's Ethan.

Do you want
to come say hi?

No.

You go have
your reunion.

See you around
the halls.

(school bell ringing)

Here's your copy.
Coffee out of frame,

and let me just move
this mic right here.

There you go.
DIXON:
Excuse me.

Is-is this journalism class?

Yes, it is,
Dixon Wilson,

newly arrived from
Wichita, Kansas,

brother of Annie

and also the son
of the new principal

Harrison Wilson.
I'm Navid.

I covered your story.

I kept the whole
adoption angle out.

Figured that could be
its own piece.

People, they eat
that crap up.

Okay.
Anyway, you can
sit right here.

Jeremy's out all week
with pink-eye,

so just, uh, watch
where you put your hands.

So, anyway,

I hear you're trying out
for lacrosse team.

I may cover it,

but I can't promise any photos.

Just watch out for Ethan Ward;
he's the star player.

You'll know him
when you see him.

He's the one with the spotlight
shining out of his ass.

Guys, keep it down
until after the news!

I'm producing this package.

Hey, Jeremy, you're back early;
that's good.

GIRL:
Good morning.

Y buenos dias.

I'm Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez,

and this is your Blaze
morning report.

Today's top story: West Beverly
welcomes a new principal.

What is that girl, like, 30?

(laughter)

All right, guys, let's give
a warm West Beverly welcome

to our newest student,

Miss Annie Wilson.

(sparse applause)
Oh, come on.

You can do better than that.

Let's go. There we go.

(applause)
Clapping. Yes.

(coughs):
Narc.

(laughter)

That's real nice, George.

That's yet
another girl

who's never gonna
go out with you.

(laughter)

Where you from, Annie?

Uh, Wichita, Kansas.

Can anybody tell me
the capital of Kansas?

Nobody knows the
capital of Kansas?

Okay, that's great.

Uh, all right,
who was the little guy

with the one name
from, uh, Superbad?

ALL:
McLovin.

Yes. Amazing.

Everybody knows McLovin.

Nobody has any clue that Topeka
is the capital of Kansas.

Hey, thanks for
showing up, Naomi.

So glad you could
finally join us.

I was at the doctor.

(coughs):
Gyno.

(laughter)

Yes, that's right, George.

I was at the gynecologist,
who told me to remind you

to keep your vagina clean.

(laughter)

TEACHER:
All right,
well, Naomi,

why don't you
put some

of that eloquence
to work this week?

This is Annie.

She's new here.
ANNIE:
Hi.

Figured you might,
uh, show her around.

Sort of like a

Beverly buddy.

(sighs)

Will there be anything else,
Mr. Matthews?

Yeah, if you don't turn
that paper in by tomorrow,

I'm gonna give you an "F."

(kids murmur)

MAN:
Look at that hair.

Whoo!

I cannot believe
that that is us.

That-that's quite a look
I had going.

Hey, I'm the one
who used to think

that Flock of Seagulls
haircut was cool.

But then, I was ten.

Oh, back up,
fashion queen.

I have pictures of you in
polka dot spandex leggings.

See, this is good.

I could never talk to
the old principal like this.

He was such a wuss.

He was completely intimidated
by the board,

which you won't be,
because you know

what Beverly Hills people
are like.

Exactly why I
moved to Kansas.

But now you're back.

Oh, yes, I am.

And, Miss Guidance Counselor,
I'm hoping that you can

enlighten me on how to get
my kids to like me again

after I told them
we're moving.

Well, you could start
by showing them that picture.

That'll get them laughing.
(chuckles)

You're gonna be a pain
in my ass, aren't you?
Oh, yeah.

(school bell ringing)

She's def cute, but,
I mean, her clothes.

She's probably poor.

Her dad's a principal.

Ew.
ANNIE:
Naomi.

Hey, uh, you so
don't have to worry

about the whole
Beverly buddy thing.

I can find my
own way around.
Oh, great.

Yeah, the teacher seemed like
he was punishing you with it.

Yeah!

Thank you!

It's just that he does that
to me all the time,

and I have my not-so-sweet 16
party this Friday.

I'm just stressed
to the max.

And he's being a big bitch
about the fact that I haven't

turned in my book report
on A Tale of Two Cities.

Oh, I love
that book.

(chuckles)
Good one.

I did a paper
on it last year.

Doesn't matter.
I'm gonna get it done next week.

I've been telling him that.
He just doesn't listen.

My mom's gonna
take care of it, and...

Ethan!

Hi, honey.

I was looking

all over for you
this morning.

Uh...

Completely got busted
by Matthews.

(chuckles)
Where were you?

Uh, I, uh, just had
some lacrosse stuff to do.

ETHAN:
Well, I'm sorry.

Ethan, this is Annie, the
new principal's daughter.

Annie, my
boyfriend Ethan.

Yeah, well, actually,
yeah, we-we know each other.

Yeah, we...
We met, like, two summers ago?

Yeah, our, uh, grandmothers
are friends.

Oh, so you've
hung out.

ANNIE:
Yeah!
Well, I mean...

Uh, just a little.

Adrianna!
Not-not really.

Come here.
Uh, this is Annie.

You guys should meet,
'cause, uh,
Hi!

Hi.
she's... you're into
plays, right?

Yeah.
NAOMI:
You're into plays?

Well, Adrianna's the lead
in Spring Awakening,

our musical here
at the school.
Oh, my God!

Really? Ugh.

I'm so jealous.
I love Spring Awakening.

I really wanted
to audition,

but I moved here too late.

Actually,
I had to leave

my play back home.

And what was that?

♪ I'm very good at integral
and differential calculus ♪

♪ I know the scientific names
of beings animaloulous. ♪

Um...

it was this, uh, new, edgy

Rent-ish thing.

Anyway... (chuckles)

I'm doing scenery and stuff now.

Oh.
(chuckles)

Well, that seems like
the perfect place for you.

NAOMI:
Well, it was a
pleasure, Annie.

Ethan?
Uh, yeah.

We'll see you around, Annie.

It was, uh...
We'll talk.

Great.

They are such an
amazing couple.

(school bell ringing)

(sighs)

Are you lost?

Completely.

So.

Hi.

Uh, how's your day going?

Apparently not as good as yours.

Yeah, listen,

I want to explain.

Uh, you don't need
to explain a thing.

No, I-I feel like I do.

If you're gonna
tell Naomi...

Uh, I'm not gonna tell her.

I'm not gonna tell anybody.

Wow, that's
really cool.

Look, I'm not that guy.

What guy?
Uh...

Can't get enough
of this guy.

See you around, Annie.

I accidentally
grabbed your book.

Yeah, I think
I grabbed yours, too.

Listen, time's up.
You owe $200.

Needs it by tomorrow.

Well, I don't have that.

But I'll get it.

Tomorrow.

I'll get it.

GIRL:
What's this?

A notebook.

No, this.

A Division Day sticker.

That's impossible.

They have like eight fans total.

Where'd you get
the sticker, new kid?

Brandon Flowers put one of their
songs on his celebrity playlist.

And can you get your foot
off my notebook?

Oh, tough girl.

Nice.

That's exactly how I found them.

Thank you.
What?

Have some fries.

Will do. I'm Silver.

Silver?

Well, you can call me Erin,

but I'm not gonna respond.

So, look,
I wasn't planning

on making you
feel welcome here,

but then I saw the sticker,
and I thought,

hey, maybe the
principal's daughter

isn't such a big loser
after all.

(chuckles)
Thanks.

You'll learn to dig me--
trust me.

Yeah.

I need you now, pronto.

Come on.
Hey, Naomi.

Hey, oh, if you need
some help later

turning those
Wheel of Fortune letters,

I can totally
carve out some time.

Hey, sis.

What's going on?
I'm saving you.

She's out of her mind, and
you should not trust her.

She has this Web site,

and she makes messed-up
videos of people.

Really? She seemed
so nice to me.

Yeah, that's her MO.

So, listen, Ethan told
me how cool you are

and how you're
practically like family,

so I decided I'm
gonna invite you

to my birthday party,

my not-so-sweet 16
birthday party.

It's this Friday.

It's going to be
the night of your life.

What do you say?

Oh, my God,
I'd love to.

Of course you would,

but you're gonna
need new clothes,

so we'll go shopping
after school.

Oh.

I just don't get why this paper
can't wait till next week.

Naomi's got a huge
birthday party,

and I don't want her
all stressed out for it.

Come on, man.
It's a birthday party

for a spoiled
little princess.

I got it, Mr. Matthews.

Harry, we've spent
a fortune on this party.

Surely, there's something
you can do for us.

(chuckles)
She didn't do the assignment.

What am I missing here?

Just have her write
the paper, Charlie.

Nonnegotiable.

I'm taking this
up to the board

because you're
being ridiculous.

Ironic, isn't it, Harry?

If things had
happened differently,

we'd be talking about our kid.

Yowza.

Whoa.

A lot going on there, huh?
I would get back

to your class
if I were you, Mr. Matthews.

See you around.

(sighs)

Mrs. Clark and I went out
for a bit back in high school.

(suppressed giggling)

I'm never gonna learn
to work this machine.

Whatever happened
to regular coffee?

Willie!

And you really do that
when you go online?

Ethan loves it.

I do everything to that boy.

I should do more, actually.

He's been
a little distant lately.

Uh, hey, uh, listen,

thanks so much
for taking me out.

No problem.

(phone ringing)
Hello, I had fun.

I just really wish

you would've let me
buy you that dress.

It looked amazing on you.

I cannot let you buy me

an $800 dress.

My dad would...
Are you kidding me?

What?
My mom just texted me.

I have to write that paper
for Matthews by tomorrow.

How much have you written?

I haven't even started yet!

Oh, my God, I-I...
I can't do this right now.

This is so not what I need.

I mean, I know
if I just sat down

and started writing it,
that I could get it done,

but thinking
about staring

at a blank piece of paper...

What am I gonna do?

Well, I can help.

I told you, I got an "A"
on that paper last year,

so I can give it to you,

and you can take
some ideas from it.

Really?

(sighs)

That would be so awesome.

Sure... that way, you can see
what it should look like.

I'll just email it to you

when I get home.

Oh, my God,
you are a lifesaver.

Thank you so much.
You're such a good friend.

♪ ♪

MATTHEWS:
Come on, man.

Keep it going.
Stay on him. There you go.

All right, Wilson,
let's see what you got.

Come on, Dixon.

Awesome!

Whoo!

(cheering)

(cheering, whooping)

Looks like principal's kid's
got some game.

There we go. There we go.

Guard him, George.
Guard him. Guard him. Guard him.

Get that ball.
What are you doing?

Wichita, in the house!

(chuckling)

Yo, man, you got
some sick moves.

Thanks, Ethan.

MATTHEWS:
All right, Wilson,

you made the team.

Why don't you roll
with the ones, George?

Why don't you drop down
to the twos for now?

Come on, guys, you
can make out later.

Let's keep playing.
Let's go!

Hey, come on, George.

Come on, man.

What?

Yo, hey,
come on, come on!

Hey, come on.

Hey, guys, hey,
break it up!

Did you kick his ass?

Mom.

What, that's not
the first thing

you thought of when you heard
he was in a fight?

Then, maybe that's why
he lost.

I didn't lose.

Never worry about being fair.

Just grab on
to those jewels,

and twist them
like a garbage bag.

Mom!

Okay, okay.

I'll let you kids
hash this out.

He checked me first.

Well, you have got
to control your anger.

People don't know you here.

They're gonna judge you
more harshly.

I just reacted.

I say it was racially motivated.
Mom.

HARRY:
Look,

I'm gonna talk
to your coach tomorrow.

We'll get this all worked out.

And make sure he's not
too rough on our baby.

Yeah, 'cause he
is such a delicate flower.

(chuckling)

ANNIE:
So listen,

you guys are cool with me going

to Naomi Clark's
amazing birthday party

tomorrow night, right?

Well, that was fast--
I mean, Harry,

do you know
this girl?
Yeah, I know her family.

You can go.

Thanks, Dad.

TABITHA:
Well, I'm going

to call Dan Tana's
for some takeout...

not that your tater tots
aren't to die for.

Whoa.

(chuckles)

You cannot tell anybody.
You saw that?

Oh, I saw that.
(laughing)

Oh, I saw
all of that.
Wow.

The thing is,
I totally don't get

why Ethan would cheat
on someone like Naomi.

Believe me...

if a dude is cheating
on a chick like that,

he doesn't want
to be with her anymore.

But she's so beautiful.

That doesn't mean
she's not a pain in the ass.

(both laughing)

I love that dress.
Oh, you know me,
Adrianna.

Early birthday present
to myself from myself.

Aren't I nice?

Uh, here, let me, uh...

let me get this one, ladies.

No, baby,
it's on me tonight.

You guys get the table;
I'll get the drinks.

Thank you.

(phone ringing)
This is gonna
be so much fun.

Excuse me.

How'd you get up here?

I could ask the same
question about you.

You're just a teacher;
didn't the cover charge

eat up your
month's salary?

You should try applying
some of that caustic wit

to your term paper
that's due tomorrow.

Actually, it's done.

I decided it was better
to do it than to fight it.

Well, I cannot wait
to read that masterpiece.

You know, why are you always
so mean to me?

Who says I'm being mean?

She's underage.

Don't serve her.

Oh, I guess that was mean.

Oops.

(doorbell ringing)

Welcome wagon.

So, then, Harry...

what were we, like 17?

I don't know.

Uh, you know, maybe
we should call it...

So, then, Harry decides

that he wants
to climb

on the "H" of the
Hollywood sign

because he thinks it looks
like a ladder.

Well, the whole thing
comes crashing down,

and he slides on it
for like 50 feet.

Oh, my God, did we laugh.

I mean, he's lucky
he wasn't killed.

Well, that was
a long time ago.

Can I call you a cab?

Oh, I have a
better idea.

Why don't you drive me home?

Ooh, or even better,
I could drive you home,

and we could swap stories
about Harry's penis.

I have enough of my own.
Thank you.

I'll see myself out.
Good night.

(clearing throat)

Uh...

Okay, don't you ever
give me grief

about dating Morris Kornblum
ever again,

because that lady is crazy town.

Well, yeah, in my defense,
I was a teenager.

She had a beach house.

Oh, Harry.

But Morris... he lived
in a teepee; you were 22.

Yeah, yeah, let's go
see Annie's dress

for tomorrow night.

DEBBIE:
You are not gonna
win this one.

Wow.

Who is this
hot babe?

You like it, Mom?

It's beautiful.

Look at her ass.

You could crack
an egg on it.

And I say that because,
when I was her age,

Ricardo Montalban literally
cracked an egg on mine.

I won't tell the rest
of the story

because I don't remember it.

Sweetie, don't
you think

that this is just a
little less revealing?

Oh, for God's sake,
who are you,

Jedidiah
the Amish farmer?

Why don't you go
churn us some butter.

(chuckling)

Beautiful.

It looks really
beautiful.

I like it.

The thing is, Dixon
didn't start it; George did.

He's just mad the guy's better,
but George is all like,

"Oh, you have
to do this for me, man.

"Just say he slashed me first
and jumped me

and get him kicked off the team
instead of me."

So, you have to lie for a
guy you don't even like?

We're teammates.
It's different.

Yes, if we weren't
on the same team,

maybe I wouldn't hang out
with him, but we are.

See, that's exactly
why I hate lacrosse, Ethan.

You're not like those guys.
You're not into anything,

so you don't understand.

I'm not into anything?
What is that supposed to mean?

Well, not like sports or music.
You shop.

(laughs)
You think that's all I'm into?

God, we're talking about me,

and then, all of a sudden,
it's about you.

Just forget it.

I'm gonna go home.

Ethan, wait.

I'm coming with you.

♪ ♪

(mooing)

Where's your cow?

Where's your boyfriend
the cow?

(boys laughing)

Moo!

What is that all about?

Something you got to see.

This is Silver's blog,
"The Vicious Circle."

And what do you know,
half a million hits.

I'm Navid, by the way.

I produce the Blaze news.
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

Um, can you forward
to the part?

Please.
Thanks.

Way to block, dude.

Thanks.

Did you guys hear

that Beverly Hills
just got invaded?

Yeah, it did.

So I got something
special for you.

Something a little bit personal.

Check it out.

(banjo music playing)

Beverly Hills sure is nice.

Ain't it sweet,
ol' love of mine.

(cow mooing)
I like being
a backstabbing bitch.

(laughter)

(school bell ringing)

I can't believe
someone stole my purse.

Hey, they stole
mine, too.

Hey.
Saw the cow video.

Funny stuff.

Thanks.

I just don't get what I did

to make you so angry
that you had to go

and do that.
Gee, I don't know.

Maybe dissing me like
I was a piece of garbage

to go sit with the
Bratz dolls.

Okay, first of all,
I didn't diss you.

Naomi pulled me away.

If I hurt your feelings

by sitting with someone
you don't like, then I'm sorry.

It's not that I don't
like her. I hate her.

Naomi is the Antichrist.

Well, the Antichrist
didn't trash me

in front of half
a million people.

You did.

So, how'd that go?

She wasn't so into it.

Can you blame her?

Silver, how many times
have we had a talk

about this blog
of yours?

All it does is
cause problems.

Yeah, well, that's
a blog's supposed to do.

Cause problems.

You know, you can't
make me stop.

It's not like it's a
school activity or...

Okay, I'm not
talking to you

as the guidance counselor
right now.

I am talking to you
as your sister.

Okay, then as my sister

you know what Naomi did
and why I hate her.

Yes, but this didn't hurt Naomi.
It hurt Annie.

Come on. You've got
to let go of that anger.

It's not doing you any good.

You don't want to end up
like Mom.

Come on.

Please.

Just try, please.

Okay.

I'll try.

So...

how is Mom?
She's fine.

You know, she's Mom.

I gotta go.

DIXON:
Ethan.

Ethan, when you talk
to the coach today

you're gonna tell him
the truth, right?

You're gonna tell him that
George started it, right?

Let's go, Ward. Now.

Dude, I gotta go.

GEORGE:
We gotta talk.

And then Dixon

slashed George and...

George just reacted
like anyone would have.

And you saw this?

Yeah.

You understand the consequences
if you're lying?

Yes.

Mr. Wilson,

Ethan's never lied to me.

You wouldn't do that,
right, Ethan?

You wouldn't look me
in the eye

and lie to my face, would you?

No.

All right, well, because
of what you just said,

I have no choice
but to keep Dixon

from joining the team.
We can't have players

who start fights.

You can go, Ethan.

That kid is lying.

Well, maybe, maybe not.

Were you there?
I was and I didn't see it.

I know my son.

Harry, how many times
you hear that from parents?

And what if

Dad can't get me back
on the team?

I-I mean, I can't tell
him this,

but he's, like, the whole
reason why I play.

Like, he played lacrosse

so, you know, I thought
if I played...

What?

When I'm on the field,

when he talks to me
after a game,

it's like something we have
together.

That's like our thing.

Like we're really
father and son.

You are really
father and son.

Don't even say that.

It's been eight years,

Dixon.

You're us.

I...

I just really
want to play.

How could you do that

to my brother?
How could you lie like that?

It's-it's not that simple.
It is!

My God, you... you lie.

You cheat on your girlfriend.

A girl who,
by the way, I like.

Do you remember what
I told you I liked about you

the first time
we met?

That I was frighteningly honest.

Yeah, I guess

I'm just wondering
what the hell happened

to that guy that I liked
from a couple summers ago.

Because this new one
is an ass.

(school bell ringing)

"But more than a historical
snapshot of divisions

"between classes,
A Tale of Two Cities makes us

"examine the morality
in our own lives

and the true meaning
of sacrifice."

(applause)

Thank you, Naomi.

That was...

that was very well written.

I can't believe you copied
the whole thing word for word.

What did you think
I was going to do?

Not that.

Maybe take some ideas,

at least change it
around a little.

What do you care?
It was an old paper, right?

You should have
asked me first.

I would have helped you
if you needed it.

That's what
friends do.

You did help me, Annie.
You did.

I don't know why
you're so hung up

on this.

Here.

It's the dress you loved
from Maxfield.

I bought it for you,
anyway, because

that's what friends do.

One, two, three...

♪ Mama who bore me ♪

♪ Mama who gave me ♪

♪ Mama, the angels
who made me so sad ♪

♪ Mama who bore
me... ♪

Not bad, right?

♪ ...No way to handle things
who made me so sad... ♪

NAOMI:
I'm so excited for
the party tonight.

Everyone has
RSVP'd already.

Um, Cory Kennedy
is coming.

And Tillie and the Wall
are performing.

I'm so excited.
What do you think...

(indistinct chattering)

♪ Mama, the weeping ♪

♪ Mama, the angels ♪

♪ No sleep in heaven ♪

♪ Or Bethlehem... ♪

Okay, okay, uh, let's
try this again.

Let's do the reprise
to "Mama."

You know,

it's feeling a little thin,
guys.

We need to thicken it up.

The vocals need
to be strong,

okay?
Hey, Miss Austin.

Why don't you add Annie?

She's been watching
the rehearsal.

I'm sure she knows

all the words.
Well, I think it's
a little bit late.

I-I really do.

I really do, Miss Austin.

I've listened to the CD
like a billion times

and I've been
watching

all the steps, so,

I think I could
really do this.

Um, okay, uh,

let's see what you can do.
Grab a mic.

Take the center
spot on stage.

Okay, let's take
it from the top.

ANNIE/ADRIANNA:
One, two, three...

♪ Mama who bore me ♪

♪ Mama who gave me ♪

♪ Mama, the angels ♪

♪ Who made me so sad ♪

♪Some pray that one day ♪
♪One day ♪

♪ Christ will come a-comin' ♪

♪ They light a
candle ♪

♪ And hope that it glows ♪

♪ And some just lie there
crying ♪

♪ For Him to come
and find them ♪

♪ But when He comes,
they don't know how to go ♪

♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Mama. ♪

(scattered applause)

That was excellent,

Annie.

How would you like
to put down the paintbrush

and join the chorus?

I would so love to.

Thank you!
Thank you so much.
It was great.

(chuckles)

You're welcome.
See you tomorrow.

Dad, I just got to perform.

Did you see that?
It was...

so much fun!

We need to talk.

Why did Naomi Clark
turn in your paper?

Naomi, I'll deal with you
after I make a call.

Annie, you wait
for me here

till the end
of the day.

I cannot believe you told
your dad everything.

Are you kidding me?
He recognized the paper.

And Mr. Matthews
could tell, too.

What was I supposed to do?

Cry. Threaten him.

Be creative.

You sound like a spoiled brat.

Well, you sound like
a little bitch.

And just so we're clear,
you're completely

disinvited to my birthday party.

'Cause I care.

Oh, you should.

Did you see
if Wilson was crying?

Dude, shut up.

Dude, don't be
such a puss.

Who cares
about that puss?

You want to fight?

She wants to keep the cheating
off her record,

she writes me a new paper on a
new book by the end of the day.

Well, that's
impossible.

She can't.

Well, then that kills
any chance she has

of joining her sister at Yale.

She's not going to Yale.

What does that mean?

Just that you have
other interests.

I'm just as smart as Jen, Mom.

Honey, all I meant is that
you have your big party tonight.

You have to have

your final fitting.

Sweetie, you've
been emotional.

You've had your purse stolen...

Can you stop making excuses
for her?

Naomi, do you hear this?

Mr. Matthews
doesn't think

you can do it; your mother
doesn't think you can do it.

Oh, don't talk to my daughter
like that.

I am trying to get her to take
responsibility for her life.

Oh, you're one to talk.

This is about Naomi.

And you're being lazy.

I think you're smart.

I think you
can do it.

Come on, Naomi. Prove 'em wrong.

Unless, of course, I'm way
off base, and you cheated

because you aren't
smart enough

and you do need another week.

Honey, take
another week.

I don't need another week!

I didn't cheat because
I couldn't write the paper.

I'll write the stupid paper
right now, Mom.

I'll show you...

Naomi, you...
Mom,

could you just...

could you just leave?

So, look,
I'm not great at apologies,

but I shouldn't have posted
that cow video,

and I was hoping that by
helping you get in the play,

I don't know,
maybe that makes us cool.

Maybe friends.

Yeah, that'd be great.

(both chuckle)

Ethan, what
happened to you?

Tell your brother
he's back on the team.

(car starts)

Dixon, Dixon.

You're back on the team.

What?
Yeah, I know,
I wanted

to see your face
when I told you.

I spoke to Ethan and I guess
he told the coach the truth.

Oh, man.

Ethan is going to kill me
when he finds out

what I did
to get even with him.

(groaning):
What did you do?

I, uh, sent the text to Naomi

saying that Ethan
was cheating on her.

What?! Why?
Why would you do that?

Look, I'm sorry, all right,
but I just reacted.

I was angry.
I'm the only one

who saw him with that girl.

He's going to think that I...

What am I
going to do?

What am I
going to do?

DEBBIE:
Do you think
it's fair that we

let Dixon go to the party
after he gets into a fight

but we ground Annie?

Wha-What, we should just let
her not have any punishment?

No, but it could have
started tomorrow.

Back home, yeah,
but here,

I just feel like there's
so much more temptation

and ways to get
into trouble.

I feel like we need
to be tougher.

I guess I feel
like sometimes

we bend over
backwards for Dixon,

but we don't do
the same for Annie.

(knocking)

Annie.

Sweetheart?

Your mom and I
have talked

and we've decided
you can go to the party.

Annie?

That's weird.

Mom, have you seen Annie?

Yes,

just before she left,
and she looked smoking.

(rhythmic clapping)

("Pot Kettle Black"
by Tilly and the Wall playing)

♪ I bet you think
we didn't know ♪

♪ Didn't even see
the tides change ♪

♪ But it's a small,
small world, girl ♪

♪ Gettin' even smaller
every day... ♪

Hi.
Hey, Naomi!

Cory,

Mark.

Great party.

(laughs)

Maybe Ethan's not
even going to be here.

Maybe they broke
up already.

Either way,
I have to apologize to him.

And plus,
if she confronted him already,

then, you know, I'm gonna have
to take the rap for it.

Either way,
we're going to have to tell him.

It's just
the right thing to do.

Do you guys go to
church or something?

(both laugh)

Keep in touch, D.

All right.

There's some good
shots right here.

Who is that?

Not a Chance in Hell
is what you call her.

Just remember, I got you in.

You're not a guest.
You're my bitch.

Now go get some footage
for our story.

Bitch?

We need to talk
about your people skills.

ANNIE:
I can't believe
we're crashing Naomi's party.

♪ Some of us can see through
your stained glass eyes ♪

♪ Pot kettle, pot kettle black ♪

♪ Talk that,
talk that smack... ♪

What'd I
tell you?

Lame.

ANNIE:
Okay, let's go find Ethan.

♪ Watch your back ♪

♪ Oh, my God, did you hear ♪

♪ About that ...
and what she did? ♪

Debbie, there's
like a million kids here.

I'll never find her.

See you at home.
Harry?

What are you doing here?

(chuckles)

Long story.

We need to talk.

Okay.

♪ All these people talking
'bout you now ♪

♪ They don't make
no difference, no... ♪

Have you guys seen Ethan?

Dixon.

Your sister is not going
to believe this.

What?

Oh, no,
I'm telling her.

♪ Let's break it down... ♪

Her purse was stolen?

Last night

at the Pit.

Hers and Adrianna's.

Wallet, keys,
Sidekick.

So she never got the text.

She never got it?
Never got it.

She never got it!
Aah!

Thank you, God.

You really do go to church,
don't you?

Hey, sorry I'm late.

(singsongy):
Look what I got back.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, where
did you get it?

The guy from The Pit
called me.

They found our purses.

Where?

I don't know.
They just found them.

♪ Believe me ♪

♪ There is nothing
stopping you ♪

♪ There is nothing
stopping me... ♪

I'm still really angry, Harry.

I had no idea
how to handle it, okay?

We were broken up.
What do you want me to say?

Do you want me
to say I'm sorry?

Yes.
Okay, I am sorry

that I freaked out,

but that was
over 20 years ago,

and besides,
I did--

I called to find out
about you,

and your mother said

you'd gone off to Europe
for the year.

I didn't go off to Europe
for the year

and I didn't go to the clinic.

I went away to have our baby.

So that he could be adopted.

We have a son together.

(cheering and applause)

Okay, please, listen.

I just really want to thank you
for coming out tonight

and helping us celebrate
Naomi's birthday.

(cheering and applause)

Wait, I thought
her Sidekick was stolen.

And, uh, you know, I
could, I could drone on,

but what I really want

to do is meet the
guest of honor,

and I can't think of a
better way to do that

than for Naomi and Ethan
to share a dance,

so give it up
for the sweetest

and the most beautiful 16
you ever saw,

my daughter
Naomi Clark.

(cheering and applause)

♪ ♪

You look beautiful.

(sighs)

I love you.

Is it true?

Are you cheating on me?

Tell me.

Tell me the truth and
don't... don't lie to me.

(chuckles)

Well, come on.
Everybody, join in.

Thank you

so much for
making this

the best birthday ever.

(sighs)

I feel so terrible.

I wanted to tell him.

I know you did.

Do you want to get out of
here, go to a real party?

With normal people?

Yeah.
Yes.

Yeah, let's go find
Dixon and Navid.

Is it like this
every week?

Pretty much.

There's a whole world
outside of Beverly Hills.

(chuckles)

Is that Ethan?

I told you
you would find him here.

Ethan, I am

so sorry about everything.

I saw what happened.

Well, you were right.

I have become
a complete ass.

Not complete.

You did help Dixon.
What made you do that?

I don't know.

I guess I was...
trying to find that guy

that you liked a
couple summers ago.

♪ ♪

(laughs)

But thank you.

Annie.
Uh-huh.

We'll talk.

He's been asking about you.

Uh, I can't talk.

He just came in.

Hey.
I can't sleep, Mommy.

Aw... come here.

I'll rock you.

You know who else can't sleep?

Who?

The tickle monster.

(both laughing)

This place...

definitely doesn't suck.

(chuckles)
Definitely.

Annie, come on. Let's go!
Welcome to California.

Come on.

Whoo!

♪ ♪

Good morning.

Well, my damn computer
froze up again.

What'd you spill
on it this time, Mom?

Scotch.

I mean, iced tea.

Yeah.
The good iced
tea, too.

I'll take it to
the repair shop for you.

Oh, no, I'll do it myself.

I need to pick up
some more iced tea anyway.

Mom, you can't drive.

That's why there's that big
sticker on your heart medication

that says not to
operate heavy machinery.

Oh, pish.

It's a Mercedes,
not a corn thresher.

I need to finish
my memoirs

before my friend Virginia does.

We've slept
with all of the same people.

Wow. If I would
have walked in

five seconds later, I wouldn't
have had to hear that.

Mom, let Debbie get it.
You just...

Honey, you okay?

Jason and I broke up.

Oh...
I'm sorry.
Oh, what a shame.

It just comes down

to we are both
geographically
undesirable.

Well, I could have

told you that
was gonna happen.

It doesn't make it
any easier. Move!

I say

good-bye to Huckleberry Finn

and hello to California boys.

Dixon, I'm gonna grab my keys

and then I'll take you
to practice.

Could we talk
for a second, honey?

Tracy called again
this morning.

What are you
gonna do?

I have no idea.

I think I'm still in shock.

Listen, I want to handle
this the right way

for you and me.

I know it's been a tough
weekend, but you gotta tell me

how I can help you.

I don't know, Harry.

I didn't expect to wake up
Saturday morning

and hear that my husband
has a child

with another woman.

This could be such
a major adjustment
for our family.

I'm sorry this dropped
in your lap, but I promise you

that we will handle this
together. I will...

(two phones rings)

This is Antonio.
First day on the job

and he's called me ten times
about the shoot.

School.

You know what? We should...

Talk about this tonight?

Yeah, tonight.

Yeah, Antonio.

Yeah.
That's a great idea.

What? The whole front hallway?

Unbelievable.

Pali Hi lacrosse
team did this?

DIXON:
They got us good.

Listen up, team.

I know you guys are pissed.
I get it.

I would want revenge
if I were in

your shoes, too,
but we're not gonna retaliate.

Are you kidding me?!
Look at the ground!

I'm not kidding!
No, we'll let the
school board handle this.

We'll get back at them

on the field, not off the field.

That's a terrible idea.

Didn't ask your opinion.

Look, come on,

gentlemen, this gives us
a chance to show

what kind of
character we have.

What kind of men
we are.

What, wussy men?

There's to be
no retaliation

or pranks on Palisades Hall.
End of discussion.

Am I clear?

Am I clear?

Guys, come on.
You heard the principal.

Yes, Mr. Wilson.

Yes, Mr. Wilson.
Yes, Mr. Wilson.

Yes, Dad.

Hi.

Hi.

Here, I, uh,

got this.
It didn't travel well,

but it made me
think of you, so...

Because it's crushed?

Are we gonna be okay?

I hope so.

I'll meet you after class.

Why don't you watch where
you're going, Ward?

You need a hug, dude?

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Hey, Annie.

Hey.
Hey, uh, listen,
I just want to say

I'm sorry for all the stuff
I put you through last week.

It's okay.

Well, no, it's not,

but anyway, um, how are you?

Um, Jason broke up with me.

My boyfriend
from back home?

Wow, that sucks.

Yeah.
Um,

Do you want me to, like,
kick his ass?

'Cause I could totally do that
for you.

He'd kill you, but, uh, thanks
for the thought.

Wait. He'd kill me?

(bell rings)

(acoustic guitar
playing softly)

♪ A mystic wisdom
rising with them ♪

♪ To shore ♪

Oh, I am, I am,

so sorry.

Was I that bad?

Oh, my God, no-no-no.
Uh, not...

It was great.

You just...
You have a really nice voice.

Uh, I-I'm Annie.

I'm in the musical, too.

But I'm just in the chorus.

You probably never noticed me

'cause why would you look
behind you?

I've noticed you, Annie.

Oh.

Oh, you dropped this.

Thank you.

I'm just, I'm in rehearsal.

Please go do your thing.

Thanks. We'll just start
from the top, I guess.

All right, let's start

with last night's reading.

Uh, who wants to tell me
what a haiku is?

And if you say a haiku
is the new sushi roll at Koi,

well, that would be incorrect.

ADRIANNA (softly):
♪ I let your lies build up
inside... ♪

Hey!

Oh, I'm sorry.

(bell rings)

Adriana, what's up with you?
Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm just distracted.

I have this
really big audition

for this movie this week

and I just haven't

been able to sleep.

And if you get it, what then?

Well, then I'd be in a movie,
make lots of money.

So, what, you can buy
a new cell phone

or maybe a fancy pair of shoes?

Maybe an expensive car
you really don't need?

No,

so I can pay the mortgage
'cause my mom can't.

Well, did you
enjoy my party?

I know we shouldn't have
crashed, but...

Oh! Cool tattoo.

Yeah. No, I don't blame you.

I mean, it was
a fabulous party.

I just didn't expect
to see you there, you know,

with all your morals
and everything.

Thank you.

(huffs)

Ms. Taylor?

Mr. Matthews.

You know,
if you sit with me,

I'll let you have
half my sandwich.

How about I sit with you
and you keep your sandwich?

Well, you're too easy.

Anyone ever tell you that?

Not lately.

(whispering)

So, guys, uh...

are we gonna get 'em back
or what?

Uh, no, man.
I mean, you heard

what Mr. Wilson said.

I mean, uh, your dad.

No retaliation,
right?

Come on, guys.
I want in on this.

I'm not gonna tell anyone.

Dude, you're
the principal's kid.

I mean,
what are we,

stupid?

I think this may be
my best blogisode yet.

Now, why does that scare me?

You shouldn't be scared.
Others should be scared.

Okay, seriously, Silver,
it's kinda mean,

and it makes me feel
like I can't tell you stuff.

In fact, I probably
already told you too much.

Okay, what was that?

What?
"What?"

Mm, Ty Collins just practically
put his tongue in your mouth.

That's what.

Shut up!

Okay, you are obviously
too messed up

to see what's right
in front of you,

so let me be your eyes.

Ty Collins
is into you?

You should be into Ty Collins.

Or so to speak.

Okay, can you just give me
one second

because my old relationship
ended six hours ago?

Okay, the cure for a breakup
is a hookup.

Now, he does
tend to leave

brokenhearted girls
sobbing at his locker,

but for a temporary distraction,
he's your man.

That is a terrible
recommendation.

And I really don't think
he's that into me.

(scoffs):
Yeah...

'cause you're such a dork.

Thanks.

Hey, Annie.

Hey. Hey, Ty.

Want to grab dinner tonight
after rehearsal?

Um... uh, yeah.

Great.

I'm so sorry
that happened to you.

I don't know why people cheat.

Who are you

and why are you speaking to me?

(Silver's voice):
Welcome to my first installment
of Puppet Revenge Theater.

This episode is entitled
"We're Fighting... Again"

How could you
cheat on me?!

I think I'm
so beautiful.

I love lacrosse.

No! No, no, you're supposed
to love me!

'Cause you're
the only one

stupid enough
to actually think

that I'm interesting.

I love lacrosse.

Hi, Ethan.

Can we go to you car
and check out

your lacrosse
stick together?

♪ ♪

Everybody's seen it, Ethan!

Everyone knows!
I know, I'm sorry.

(bell rings)

NINA:
That slap's going
to be legendary.

Too bad that's not
on Silver's site.

Maybe you can
reenact it.

Ooh.

The harder the slap,
the faster they run back.

You should so write
a relationship blog.

NAOMI:
Mm-hmm. Wait till you see
the second part of my plan.

Why do you want to do anything
with those jock asses anyway?

They're just gonna end up
selling tires or car insurance.

Oh! Killed ya!

Buh-bye.

Look, the fun part
about being on a team

is being part of the team,

and you wouldn't know that
because you were never on one.

How do you keep doing that?!

Because you are my bitch.

I was on a team
in the sixth grade.

I played soccer
with all those guys.

But I kept scoring
for the other team,

so we respectfully
parted ways.

I hit you first!

Then why are
you dead?

Look, I just got to come up
with the dopest prank ever, kid.

Like, just crazy.

So they won't even think of me
as the principal's kid anymore.

Suck on that!
Suck on that!

Sweet, dude, you ate my head.

(chuckles)

So what are you going to do?

I don't know.

You got anything?

DEBBIE:
Honey, I'm swamped at
work. Is this important?

ANNIE:
I'm just going to go grab a bite
with a friend from the play.

Is that okay?
What bite, what friend?

Just this guy, who...

Is this a date?
That was fast.

It's not a date, Mom.

It's just a hang.

A hang?
On a school night?

I know it's a school night,

but it's just a guy
from the play.

His name is Ty,

and we just want to, you know,
talk about the play...

Nothing special,
we just want to hang...

Okay, slow down.

It'd be nice to have something

to take my mind off Jason,
you know.

And I promise
I won't be out late.

I didn't say yes yet.

Come on, Mom, please.

Okay, I'll make you a deal.

I'm going to be working
later than I thought,

so can you and Ty stop by,
pick up Grandma's computer

and drop it off to her
before your hang?

Will do.

Be home by 10:00.
I love you.

I will see you at 9:59.

All right,
here we go.

Bullitt Central High School
in Shepherdsville, Kentucky,

put Nair in
the other team's

jockstraps.
Do you really want to touch
the other team's jockstraps?

Good point.

Hello, gentlemen.

Hey Grandma, what's up?

Oh, just waiting for Annie
to bring my computer back.

I heard about the trash
at school.

Yeah.

You know, your dad

loved a good prank.

His senior year,
he and the team

got 50 pigs, God only
knows from where--

and released them on
Palisade's field.

Took them
six hours

to catch them all

and then they had to play
the game in pig poop.

(chuckles)

I'll let you get back
to your studies.

I think I have
an idea.

So where are we?

This looks like an airport.

TY:
It is.

ANNIE:
The planes seem small.

TY:
Private planes,
private airport.

So, uh... where's
the restaurant.

Oh, it's in San Francisco.

Ooh.

He has a jet, Silver. A jet.

Okay, it's the
coolest thing ever.

It's like Pretty Woman,
but I'm not a whore.

Yeah, well, he is
the richest guy in school.

And I have a solid
say-yes-to-jet policy,

so what's the problem?

The problem is that my mom
would kill me,

because she almost
didn't let me go

when she thought we were eating
at Astro Burger.

Well, okay, it's,
like, an hour flight, right?

It's like being stuck
on Sunset in traffic.

Okay, so you think
I should...?

Stop being such a farm girl
and go.

I'll talk to you later.

Hey, Naomi,
I'm so sorry

to hear about Ethan
rejecting you.

You are such a good person.

You really deserve
to be happy.

He didn't reject her,
Bitch Lips.

She slapped him.

Yeah, his cheating was
really an act of love.

See you around,

Cheetah Girls.
Nobody break a nail.

Just so you know,
I'm going to try
and play it cool,

but I am totally
freaking out right now.

I'm freaking out, too.

I just talked to the pilot
and he's slurring his words.

Are you serious?

(chuckles):
No, I'm not.

You call your mom,
freak out about a plane...

It's...

it's cute.

That doesn't sound
like a good thing.

It's a great thing.

Yes, I hated
the business side

of the fashion world
and I had my degree
in psychology,

so I thought, why not?

I went back and got
my Masters and here I am.

How about you?

How did you get
started in teaching?

For the chicks.

Listen, I wanted
to ask you something

outside of school.

Will you go to dinner
with me sometime?

I don't know.

Yikes. Is that like a,
I'm-just-not-that-into-you,

"I don't know,"
or is it more of a

I'm-going-to-play-coy-
and-make-him-sweat

"I don't know"?

I would have to get
a babysitter.

You have a kid?

And this is where you can
retract the offer

with no hard feelings.

No, it doesn't bother me.

You know, everybody comes
with some baggage.

Oh, uh... I don't really
consider my son baggage,

but okay.

I don't know why it
came out like that.

I didn't mean that, okay?

What I meant was...

was...

How old is he?

Four and a half.

Four and a half--
that...

that is a wonderful age.

I don't know if that's true.

I just... I hear people say it,

and I just thought
maybe it was...

it was the right thing to say.

See you later.
Yeah.
See ya.

Never.
Real bad.

MAN:
Okay, everybody,
rehearsal in five minutes.

So your dad's like a movie
producer or something, right?

Yeah.

There they are.

(chuckles)

This is crazy.

Hey, what time do
you guys wrap?

Uh, another couple
of hours.

All right, we'll
be back soon.

Hey, buddy,
this way.

Hey.
Hey.

Hey, Lila, good
to see you.

What kind of movies
does your dad produce?

Porn.

He's the biggest
producer

of X-rated movies
in the world.

So can we stay and watch?

Dude, no.
Why not?!

Dude, my dad only
has two rules--

no watching porn until I'm 21,

and we always eat
dinner together.

MAN:
We need the rest
of the livestock.

♪ ♪

I wish I knew
what you were thinking.

I am thinking...

that I just had the best
meal that I've ever had

at the fanciest restaurant
I've ever been to.

Where did you learn
to speak Italian?

Oh, well, that's the upside

of spending all my
summers in Italy.

And what would be
the downside?

There is none.

This night is nothing
like I thought it would be.

Is that a good thing?

It's a great thing.

By yourself, Kel?

No, I'm meeting someone.

Nat, give me a shake
and French fries, extra crispy.

Ah!

Brenda!
Hi!

Hi.

Wow, look at you.
It's so good to
see both of you

in this place again.

How's your brother?

Brandon is good.

He told me to tell you
that every single time

He thinks of you,
he craves a Mega Burger.

I made an impression.

(laughing)

And he told me to tell you,
that you are beautiful.

Yes, he said that on the phone
at 3:00 a.m.

when he called from Belize.

What is with
you Walsh kids?

You can't stay in one place.

Well, I'm here for at least
a month doing the play.

So that should
count for something.

Yes, it does.

Listen, I was thinking...

we should spend
some more time together.

I mean, it's
been too long.

The last time you saw Sammy
was when he was a baby.

I know.

And, you know, I was thinking
that we've wasted a lot of time

over the last couple years,
you know.

Yeah, I know.

So what do you say
we stop wasting it

and get back to where we were?

It sounds great.

My only question is,
what are we doing here

just having milkshakes?
That's a good question. Nat?

Dude, I can still see
the slap mark on your face.

Whatever. At least I've
got somebody who cares

enough about me to slap me.

Better than you and your hand.

All right, this prank,
better be good.

And what is
he doing here?

I mean, he's not even
on the team.

Yeah, I'm participating
as a fan.

I think I have a shrine
to you in my room, Mikey.

Oh, funny.

Look, guys, if y'all
don't like the idea,
we can do this alone.

Yeah, let's see what you got.

Whoa, where'd
you get these?

They're my dad's.

Why are porn
dudes so freaky?

DIXON:
You guys, guys,
hold 'em back, hold 'em back.

We've got to get
these jerseys on 'em.

Look, there's
just three pigs.

But when they see
the number four,

they're going to be looking
for the other number all day.

Dude, this is sick.

I mean, disgusting...
but also sick.

It stinks.

Aw, I stepped in it.

♪ ♪

I seriously think we'd
be really great together.

(chuckles)
With my beauty
and your brains,

there's nothing
we couldn't do.

(chuckles):
Is that right?

You want to
know something?

No, not really.

When we were
in eighth grade,

I loved sitting behind
you in history

because your hair smelled
like grapefruits.
(laughs)

Why are you so weird?

(chuckles):
I'm just saying
what I'm thinking.

Oh, well, you know what,
that's scary.

(laughs)

(laughing):
Very, very scary,
actually.

ANNIE:
Come on, tell me.
TY: What?

How many girls have you
flown to San Francisco
on your first date?

Uh, you're buzzing.

(groans)

Geez, eight messages!

Oh, sorry, uh,

we don't get cell service

when we're in flight.
Oh, no.

What's wrong?

M-My grandma was in an accident.

A car accident.

ANNIE:
I am so sorry.

DEBBIE:
You should be.

Tabitha picked up her computer

because obviously
you couldn't be bothered.

Oh, my God, I
totally forgot.

How is she?
She is okay now.

She's upstairs talking
with one of her friends.

I have no excuse
except I was distracted

because I was having fun
hanging out with a new friend

and I just forgot.

(groans):
Punish me, do
whatever you need.

I am so sorry.

Well, appreciate
your honesty, Annie.

No more dates
on a school night.

Hey, where is this Ty guy?

I thought it better
that he didn't come in.

Yeah.

So, then Pacino says,

(imitates Pacino):
I don't care who cooked it,
I'm not eating it.

(hysterical laughter)

Well, I think he
would eat it now.

(laughs)
And anything else you
put in front of him.

(laughter)

(knocking)

Tabitha, someone's here

to check on you.

Grandma... are you okay?

Oh, sweetie, I'm fine.

Did you hear?

I nailed an SUV.

The big bastard
was taking up three spots.

(laughs):
Hi, Mrs. Brewer.

(laughs):
Hi, Annie.
It's so good to see you.

I believe you
know my grandson.

Hey.

Hi.

So...

you like him?

Yeah. Yeah, I like him.

We had fun.

A-At the very least,
we'll be friends.

Just friends, or...?

Well, that's the most
important thing.

If we can't be that, then
we can't be anything else.

right?
Right.

♪ Nothing's gonna stop me
but divine intervention... ♪

Are we friends?
(laughs softly)

Hey, remember that
Fourth of July at the pier?

That was fun.

Oh yeah! Yeah!

I'm still mad at you
about that,

by the way--
you were supposed

to send me those pictures
of the octopus...

Oh, the penta-pus-- it
only had five tentacles.

Yes, yes, the penta-pus.
Yes.

Of course, the penta-pus
that I won, yeah.
That I won.

E-Excuse me--
who was the one

who threw the ball
that knocked over

the last milk bottle?
Aw, it was wobbling already.

It was already
falling down.

You just grabbed
the ball and threw it

as it was going down--
that doesn't...

And knocked it over--
which is why I won

the penta-pus,
thank you very much.

God, that was
the ugliest thing
I've ever seen.

(laughs)
It was.

I-I bet you it was stuffed
with asbestos or something.

I got a rash for a week
after holding that thing.

It was not good.
Not good.

Whatever happened
to that thing?

I don't know.

Probably just... dissolved.

So...

how are things
with you and Naomi?

Not good.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I am, too.

About a lot of things.

VIRGINIA:
Ethan, time to go.

Well, that's my exit.

(exhales):
Your grandmother has trouble
driving, too, huh?

God, it must suck getting old.

Yeah, actually, uh...

she drives just fine.

See you around, Annie.

HARRY:
So, nobody knows anything
about the four pigs

that destroyed Palisades Hall's
cafeteria last night?

Really.

Interesting.

Besides extensive
property damage,

they had to call
animal control,
who's been looking

for the pigs, trying to round
them up for the last ten hours,

and just can't seem
to find them all.

(quiet laughing)

You know, a lot
of schools hate Palisades.

It could've been any of them..

No. These pigs
were wearing

West Beverly
lacrosse jerseys.

Yeah, it's probably us.

Was I not clear
when I said

no retaliation?

Let me be clear
about this--

if one of you
doesn't step forward

by 1:00 today

and take responsibility
for this,

your lacrosse season... is over.

Aw, come on!
What?!

That's not fair.
You can't do that.

It's funny guys,
but someone's got to come clean.

Still running lines?

Yeah, I'm almost off script.

You ready for
your audition?

My mom thinks I am.

What about you?

Yeah. That's what I meant.

I'm ready. I'm on it.

You know, it's all
over school,

about you and George.

(laughs):
I know.

Has Ethan called?

Meeting tonight.

Told you it would work.
Good luck.

You, too.

(bell rings)

I need you to tell me
if you know anything.
How can you

ask me that?
It'll be much better
if somebody steps forward.

So you're asking me
to rat on my team?

They barely trust me as it is.

You don't think that they
know I'm in here right now,

thinking I'm giving them up?

Is there something to give up?

Are you asking me this
as my dad or as my principal?

Because my dad
would be on my side.

Your father and your principal

are trying to teach you
something about character.

By ratting on my team.
No.

By taking responsibility
for your actions.

Whoever is involved with this
has to come forward,

or the entire team
gets punished.

Fine! It was me.

What was?

I did it.

Did what?
I-I-I...

let the pigs loose,
I-I planned everything,

I did everything by myself.

(laughs)

Come on, Dixon.

What? You don't
believe me?

No. No, I don't believe you.

Where do you think
I got the idea from?

Grandma told me about your pig
prank when you were on the team.

(groans)

(exhales)

Okay.

Are you absolutely
certain that...

you want to take
full responsibility for this?

All on your head?

All of it, by yourself?

Easiest decision I've made
since I got here.

Okay.

Skyler.

(coughs)

Adrianna?

I think she left.

Okay.

SILVER:
So, come on, spill it.

Did you join
the Mile-High Club?

We didn't even kiss.

Of course,
I was so nervous

that I was
talking incessantly

and didn't give him
the chance to.

Yeah. Well, you did get
to fly on a private jet.

That makes
you a winner;
I am a loser.

I stayed at the Pit and
drank coffee all night.

Loser!

(both laugh)

Hey, uh, cool tattoo.

What does it mean?

Um... it's the Chinese symbol
for friendship,

'cause, you know,
friends are cool.

Naomi has the same one.

Yeah.

(groans softly):
All right...

in eighth grade,
my dad had an affair

with my mom's best friend.

(laughs):
I was... God,
I was so angry.

You know, so
unbelievably scared

that she'd find out, you know,
and she'd get a divorce

or... start drinking again.

So I... I didn't tell anybody,
I kept it a secret,

but then it started
eating away at me,
and I just...

I had to tell someone.

So... I told
my best friend, Naomi.

She promised me that
she wouldn't tell anyone.

So she told everyone.
Why-why would she

do that?

Because she needs to know
more than anyone else.

Because it gives her power
to tear people down.

So...

my mom found out.

She confronted my dad,

and everything that I prayed
wouldn't happen happened.

So...

now it is my greatest pleasure
to make her pay for it.

Wow.

I'm sorry.

Adrianna... hey.

Hi.

Listen, um, how
was the audition?

Oh, it was great!
Really great.

Actually, um, it's
between me and one
other girl,

so keep you fingers
crossed.

Wow, I will.

Hey, congratulations.

Thank you.

You didn't have
to do that, man.

Don't worry
about it, man.

It was my idea anyway.

Yeah, but now he cut
you from the team.

Yeah, but there
were other guys
on the team

who had nothing
to do with it.

And they would have
been screwed

for the whole season.

I had to do it, man.

See you later.

You think his dad'll
put him back on the team?

I don't know.

Hey, Mr. Wilson.

What can I do
for you, Mr. Ward?

Dixon didn't do it
alone. I helped.

So, I mean,

if you suspend him,
you have to suspend me.

Me, too.

Navid, you, too?

They're my pigs, sir,
and I can prove it.

They respond
to their names
when called.

Really?

Hey.
Hey.

Look what I found
in my daughter's pocket.

San Francisco, Annie?

ANNIE:
I was just so bummed
about Jason,

and Ty was fun and nice,

and I knew
you would say no.

Wait a minute.
I said yes to a date
on a school night,

which I thought was
pretty cool of me.

I'm sorry if I have
to draw the line

at my 15-year-old
daughter jetting off

to San Francisco
with a guy

she barely knows.

That's what kids
here do.

They have planes
and they go places

and they don't
tell their parents

'cause it's no big deal.

It takes an hour to get
to San Francisco by jet,

and that's like being
in traffic on Sunset.

We have rules, Annie!

What if you're somewhere
and we don't know where,

and you get hurt?

I will work with you, but I
have to be able to trust you,

and right now I don't know

when I'm gonna be able
to do that again.

Are you gonna tell Dad?

Of course, I'm gonna tell Dad.

(sighs)

George?

Of all the guys,

why him...
in front of everyone?

Well, I guess I just did to you
what you did to me.

What I did to you was terrible.

I feel horrible.

But, I mean, I hurt you,
you hurt me.

Is that how it works with us?

I wouldn't do that to a friend,

and we're supposed
to be more than friends.

But we are more than that.

We're more than friends, Ethan.

And we've fought before.
We always work it out.

You know, you asked me
why I did it.

I said I didn't know.

I think I do now.

Know what?

I wanted out.

Are you breaking up with me?

I'm breaking up with us.

(knocking)

Hey. Thanks to your buddies,
you're back on the team.

You and Ethan
are gonna have
to sit out

the Palisades game,

and Navid's gonna have
to pick up trash.

Really?

Yeah. And I want
to apologize to you.

Wasn't fair of me
to ask you to give
up your buddies.

I was on a team once.

I know how it works.

You know, I'm sorry
I disobeyed you, you know?

I'm still trying to find my
way around here, you know?

I'm trying to figure out
when to be your principal

and when to be your dad.

(chuckles)

You know, I think I like my dad
more than my principal.

You might not when you hear
his punishment.

♪ ♪

Hi.

Hi. Hi. Uh, is...?

Uh, sorry, I was looking
for Kelly.

Yeah, you're in the right place.

She's just putting Sammy to bed.

I-I'm her friend Brenda.
I just got into town.

We've been catching up.

I bet that you're Ryan.

Why, I am.

(chuckles)

Ryan.
Hey. I know;

weird that I'm here.

I, uh, I'm not a stalker.

I just, I felt bad
about my comment.

The comment.

So, um, I wanted
to bring you these.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh,
and I also work part-time

for the Blackhawks
recruiting fans,

so I brought you that, too,
for your son.

Yeah, I figured. (chuckles)

Yeah, okay. So, you have company
and you're busy.

I'm just gonna...

Actually, if you
guys want to grab

some food or a drink,

I can stay here
and watch Sammy.

I mean, if he's
already asleep,

he won't even know
that you're gone.

I would love that,
but, but it's up to you.

You just got here.

Don't worry.
I'll be here for a while.

Okay, yeah.

Um, are you sure?

Yeah.

I'll get my stuff.

Well?

He nailed me: no texting,

coming straight home
after school from practice.

And play rehearsal
and no dates for two weeks

or parties or coffee money.

But you got to go San Francisco.

I know.
(squeals)

This ain't Kansas no mo'.
(laughs)

You sorry
we moved here?

Yet to be determined.

A lot of temptation here.

I'm just concerned
about how it's gonna
affect the kids.

You say the word,
I will move us
back to Kansas.

Would you really do that?

Yes,

I would.

Look, it was tough moving here,

but if you're unhappy,
if the kids are miserable,

I will pack us up, Mom in tow,
and head back to Kansas.

I think we can
give it some time,

but it's nice
to know we have
another option.

We do.

And this thing
with Tracy,

I wish I knew what to do,
but I don't.

And am I curious to know
the kid's okay?

Absolutely, but being
an adoptive father,

would I want Dixon's birth
parents around us? No way.

Well, look, Dixon is a teenager.
This is a man.

Before you do anything about
that, I think you really need

to figure out how you want
to handle things with Tracy.

I don't, I don't know.
And I am the first to admit

that I was not the greatest guy
back then.

Honestly, I'm more concerned
about the guy that you are now.

So just take your time

and figure out how you want
to handle this.

I will.

And you will be
the first to know.

If my parents see you,
they're gonna freak out.

Well, better hurry up then.

Hurry what?

♪ ♪