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I got all this for 3 bucks. 12 00:00:30,779 --> 00:00:32,034 It's misshapen fruit. 13 00:00:32,059 --> 00:00:33,592 Looks like a tumor, but it's fruit. 14 00:00:33,746 --> 00:00:35,012 Their word, not mine. 15 00:00:35,014 --> 00:00:37,648 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 16 00:00:38,535 --> 00:00:39,984 I'm surprised to see you in such a good mood. 17 00:00:40,719 --> 00:00:42,953 What, 'cause of Axl not coming to Thanksgiving? 18 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:45,489 Yeah, well, that and the not talking to us 19 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:46,824 or answering our calls for days. 20 00:00:46,826 --> 00:00:47,992 Yeah, I guess that. 21 00:00:47,994 --> 00:00:49,627 Look, it sucks. It definitely sucks. 22 00:00:49,629 --> 00:00:51,995 But I've just decided I am gonna stay positive. 23 00:00:51,997 --> 00:00:53,930 I mean, he can't ignore us forever. 24 00:00:53,932 --> 00:00:56,433 Eventually, he's gonna need food and clean underwear. 25 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:59,373 He'll come home. We'll make up. Everything will be fine. 26 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:02,105 So, in the meantime, I say we just stay calm 27 00:01:02,107 --> 00:01:04,374 and enjoy a bowl of Tiananmen Squares. 28 00:01:05,477 --> 00:01:09,211 Oh! It's dishwashing detergent. 29 00:01:09,213 --> 00:01:10,813 No. Cereal. 30 00:01:12,717 --> 00:01:14,617 So, where are you going for Christmas break? 31 00:01:14,619 --> 00:01:15,618 You tell me first. 32 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:16,519 Okay, we'll tell together. 33 00:01:16,521 --> 00:01:18,287 Ready? 1, 2, 3. 34 00:01:18,289 --> 00:01:19,622 - Paris. - Nowhere. 35 00:01:19,624 --> 00:01:20,690 Oh! 36 00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:22,625 Give me your purse 'cause it's fabulous! 37 00:01:22,627 --> 00:01:24,026 Hey! No! 38 00:01:25,063 --> 00:01:26,429 We don't know him! 39 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:27,796 We don't know him! 40 00:01:27,798 --> 00:01:28,964 Yes, we do! Yes, we do! 41 00:01:28,966 --> 00:01:30,666 Lexie, stop! This is my friend, Brad. 42 00:01:30,668 --> 00:01:31,600 This is Brad! 43 00:01:31,602 --> 00:01:33,536 Oh, Brad, Lexie. Lexie, Brad. 44 00:01:33,538 --> 00:01:34,570 How's it going? 45 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:36,172 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry! 46 00:01:36,174 --> 00:01:37,940 I've heard so much about you. 47 00:01:37,942 --> 00:01:40,642 Same. M-Minus the karate skills. 48 00:01:40,644 --> 00:01:43,378 Brad, this is crazy. What are you doing here? 49 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:44,746 Well, ever since I downloaded 50 00:01:44,748 --> 00:01:46,748 Lin-Manuel Miranda as my new navigation voice, 51 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,416 I've been dying to take a road trip, 52 00:01:48,418 --> 00:01:49,751 and who better to visit than you? 53 00:01:49,753 --> 00:01:51,286 Oh, I can't believe you're really here! 54 00:01:51,288 --> 00:01:52,621 Are you gonna stay the whole weekend? 55 00:01:52,623 --> 00:01:54,089 You have to. I want to show you the whole campus. 56 00:01:54,091 --> 00:01:56,724 Love to. Maybe we could start with the ice machine. 57 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:00,995 Hey, would you grab me a napkin 58 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,697 and help me fill out these insurance forms? 59 00:02:02,699 --> 00:02:04,031 Sure! 60 00:02:04,033 --> 00:02:06,101 By "grab you a napkin", you mean get myself a beer, 61 00:02:06,103 --> 00:02:07,502 and by "fill out insurance forms," 62 00:02:07,504 --> 00:02:09,204 you mean go watch TV. 63 00:02:09,206 --> 00:02:10,805 Hey, you know, Axl's not gonna remember 64 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:12,240 to fill out the forms we sent him, 65 00:02:12,242 --> 00:02:13,641 and since he's not talking to us, 66 00:02:13,643 --> 00:02:14,909 we have no way to remind him. 67 00:02:14,911 --> 00:02:16,243 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 68 00:02:17,714 --> 00:02:19,981 Eh, don't worry about it. I think he's on that. 69 00:02:19,983 --> 00:02:21,548 Well, how's that gonna play out? 70 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,283 "Hey, Axl, you want to go out drinking?" 71 00:02:23,285 --> 00:02:24,551 "Uh, no, I'm just gonna stay home 72 00:02:24,553 --> 00:02:26,754 and fill out these insurance forms." 73 00:02:27,119 --> 00:02:28,388 He texted me. 74 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:29,823 What? 75 00:02:29,825 --> 00:02:31,024 What do you mean he texted you? 76 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:33,193 Yeah, he was working on the forms the other day, 77 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:35,295 and he asked if he was allergic to penicillin. 78 00:02:36,665 --> 00:02:37,931 That cuts me like a knife. 79 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:39,966 He really texted you a medical question 80 00:02:39,968 --> 00:02:41,067 instead of me? 81 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:43,137 That is a shot across the bow. 82 00:02:43,139 --> 00:02:45,105 Okay. Wow. Message received. 83 00:02:45,107 --> 00:02:47,607 On the plus side, at least he was filling out his own forms. 84 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:50,576 Wait, you said he texted you the other day. 85 00:02:50,578 --> 00:02:52,278 Why am I just finding out now? 86 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,579 Frankie, it's not that big a deal. 87 00:02:53,581 --> 00:02:55,181 Then why wouldn't you tell me he texted you? 88 00:02:55,183 --> 00:02:56,683 Why would you keep it a secret? 89 00:02:56,685 --> 00:02:59,052 Why wouldn't you tell me he reached out to you and not me? 90 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:01,320 - Huh? Why? - Uh, 'cause of this? 91 00:03:01,322 --> 00:03:03,189 I'm sorry. I don't get why I'm the bad guy. 92 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:05,324 I mean, none of us like April. We all said it. 93 00:03:05,326 --> 00:03:07,760 Mm, right, but you said it to him. 94 00:03:07,762 --> 00:03:09,529 Okay, yeah. I said it. 95 00:03:09,531 --> 00:03:11,397 But there's a whole list of things 96 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,266 Axl said he doesn't like about me. 97 00:03:13,268 --> 00:03:15,901 I'm not kidding. He literally made me a list. 98 00:03:15,903 --> 00:03:18,304 I'm sorry, but this is not okay! 99 00:03:18,306 --> 00:03:20,673 I mean, he's the one that didn't show up at Thanksgiving. 100 00:03:20,675 --> 00:03:22,675 I should be mad at him, not him at me. 101 00:03:22,677 --> 00:03:23,709 Okay, that's it. You know what? 102 00:03:23,711 --> 00:03:25,610 I'm gonna write him an e-mail. 103 00:03:25,612 --> 00:03:27,980 You really need to send an e-mail? 104 00:03:27,982 --> 00:03:30,482 You sure this isn't something frosting could solve? 105 00:03:34,621 --> 00:03:36,655 So... here it is. 106 00:03:36,657 --> 00:03:38,356 Wow. 107 00:03:38,358 --> 00:03:40,192 It's nice. 108 00:03:40,194 --> 00:03:42,093 Very bus-station chic. 109 00:03:42,095 --> 00:03:43,562 I know it's crappy. 110 00:03:43,564 --> 00:03:45,230 It's just temporary housing. 111 00:03:45,232 --> 00:03:47,232 It's like a holding bin for students 112 00:03:47,234 --> 00:03:48,600 until they find their forever room. 113 00:03:48,602 --> 00:03:51,102 Well, it's not the room, it's the people in the room. 114 00:03:51,104 --> 00:03:53,171 Yeah, we don't really know anyone in the room. 115 00:03:53,173 --> 00:03:55,272 You never know when someone's gonna get "the call," 116 00:03:55,274 --> 00:03:56,841 so we try not to get too attached. 117 00:03:56,843 --> 00:03:58,209 It's kind of the rules of the Bin. 118 00:03:58,211 --> 00:03:59,210 Mm. 119 00:03:59,212 --> 00:04:01,179 Okay, tell me everything. 120 00:04:01,181 --> 00:04:02,914 How is NYU? How's New York? 121 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:04,615 NYU is awesome, and New York is amazing. 122 00:04:04,617 --> 00:04:06,918 You can get a hot pretzel literally any time of the day. 123 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,152 No. 124 00:04:08,154 --> 00:04:09,486 - Pick a time of the day, Sue. - 2:00 a.m. 125 00:04:09,488 --> 00:04:10,654 - You can get a pretzel. - Shut up! 126 00:04:10,656 --> 00:04:12,789 And New Yorkers don't say pop, they say soda. 127 00:04:12,791 --> 00:04:14,958 And they don't say purse, they say pocketbook! 128 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,894 So I can buy a soda with money from my pocketbook? 129 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:20,063 - You'd fit right in. - Ahh! Have you seen any celebrities? 130 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:22,333 I'm pretty sure I saw Greg Kinnear at a Starbucks. 131 00:04:22,335 --> 00:04:24,735 But I briefly blacked out. When I came to, he was gone. 132 00:04:24,737 --> 00:04:25,736 - Oh. - Oh, shut up, Brad. 133 00:04:25,738 --> 00:04:27,204 Here I am going on and on about myself 134 00:04:27,206 --> 00:04:28,839 and I haven't even asked how you're doing. 135 00:04:28,841 --> 00:04:31,174 Actually, Brad, not so good. 136 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:34,010 I'm living in a bin and my family's falling apart. 137 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,112 What? 138 00:04:35,114 --> 00:04:36,579 Wait, "Judge Joe Brown" falling apart 139 00:04:36,581 --> 00:04:38,681 or "Dr. Phil" falling apart? 140 00:04:38,683 --> 00:04:40,784 Axl's got this girlfriend nobody likes and it all blew up 141 00:04:40,786 --> 00:04:42,318 and he didn't come home for Thanksgiving 142 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,486 and my mom is devastated, 143 00:04:43,488 --> 00:04:44,587 and I'm not sure if I'm supposed 144 00:04:44,589 --> 00:04:46,789 to be talking to Axl or not talking to Axl. 145 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:50,092 It's all just very stressful. There is so much drama. 146 00:04:50,094 --> 00:04:51,394 Sue, look at me. 147 00:04:51,396 --> 00:04:52,928 I am looking at you. 148 00:04:52,930 --> 00:04:54,330 I am here for you. 149 00:04:54,332 --> 00:04:56,332 And I'm gonna help you forget all your troubles. 150 00:04:56,334 --> 00:04:57,933 With everything you've been through, 151 00:04:57,935 --> 00:04:59,268 you deserve to have some fun. 152 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:01,270 They say New York is the city that never sleeps, 153 00:05:01,272 --> 00:05:02,905 but tonight, that's gonna be Gumford. 154 00:05:02,907 --> 00:05:03,839 Really? 155 00:05:03,841 --> 00:05:05,207 Most stuff closes at 10:00, 156 00:05:05,209 --> 00:05:07,143 but the 24-hour mini-mart closes at 11:00. 157 00:05:07,145 --> 00:05:09,011 Oh! 158 00:05:09,013 --> 00:05:10,746 Oh, yeah, yeah. 159 00:05:10,748 --> 00:05:11,747 Yeah! 160 00:05:13,584 --> 00:05:16,318 Okay, I wrote Axl an e-mail. Listen to this. 161 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:17,653 "How dare you?" 162 00:05:17,655 --> 00:05:18,887 Off to a great start. 163 00:05:18,889 --> 00:05:20,322 "Yes, things may have been said 164 00:05:20,324 --> 00:05:21,757 and feelings may have been hurt, 165 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:23,325 but to not show up for Thanksgiving 166 00:05:23,327 --> 00:05:25,126 without so much as a phone call? 167 00:05:25,128 --> 00:05:26,328 I am outraged! 168 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:27,829 Yes, that's right, outraged! 169 00:05:27,831 --> 00:05:29,731 So you listen here, you little punk..." 170 00:05:29,733 --> 00:05:31,365 Are you sure you're happy with the tone? 171 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:32,733 Tone? What tone? 172 00:05:32,735 --> 00:05:34,969 "Listen, you little punk, I've got two other kids, 173 00:05:34,971 --> 00:05:37,038 so if you think..." Yeah, I'm hearing it now. 174 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,406 I'm gonna tweak this. 175 00:05:38,408 --> 00:05:39,908 So, over the next few days, 176 00:05:39,910 --> 00:05:41,943 I tried to find the right tone. 177 00:05:41,945 --> 00:05:46,614 Axl, I am truly sorry for the things I said about April, 178 00:05:46,616 --> 00:05:49,483 and I just want you to know that I miss you every day. 179 00:05:49,485 --> 00:05:51,251 I can't stop thinking about... 180 00:05:51,253 --> 00:05:52,753 ...what a jerk you're being. 181 00:05:52,755 --> 00:05:54,221 And to be perfectly honest, 182 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:57,057 I'm not so sure I want to be around such a... 183 00:05:57,059 --> 00:06:00,227 ...sweet, loving boy who lights up my life... 184 00:06:00,229 --> 00:06:01,629 ...that I gave you, 185 00:06:01,631 --> 00:06:03,364 which you obviously don't appreciate. 186 00:06:03,366 --> 00:06:05,199 I guess you just don't care about that. 187 00:06:05,201 --> 00:06:06,633 But I can guarantee you this... 188 00:06:06,635 --> 00:06:08,836 you're gonna be so sad when I'm dead." 189 00:06:12,908 --> 00:06:15,742 Okay. I think I nailed it. 190 00:06:15,744 --> 00:06:17,311 "Dear Axl." 191 00:06:17,313 --> 00:06:18,245 Better. 192 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,314 "When emotions run high, 193 00:06:20,316 --> 00:06:22,349 things can sometimes get out of hand, 194 00:06:22,351 --> 00:06:25,385 so I just wanted to be clear and simple... 195 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:28,321 I am not the only one who hates your girlfriend. 196 00:06:28,323 --> 00:06:30,289 Your father hates her, Sue hates her, 197 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:32,492 Brick hates her, we all hate her." 198 00:06:33,729 --> 00:06:36,128 But you do! 199 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,070 This is so hard. 200 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,307 - Shh! - That was so much fun. 201 00:06:44,309 --> 00:06:45,976 I had no idea Gumford had such great karaoke bars. 202 00:06:45,978 --> 00:06:47,377 Brad, that wasn't a karaoke bar. 203 00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:48,711 You just started singing. 204 00:06:48,713 --> 00:06:50,847 Hey, if you don't want it to be a karaoke bar, 205 00:06:50,849 --> 00:06:51,881 don't play Katy Perry. 206 00:06:53,418 --> 00:06:55,184 Hey! 207 00:06:55,186 --> 00:06:56,486 Lights out. 208 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:59,547 There's no talking in the Bin after midnight. 209 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:00,382 Agh! 210 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:04,404 And no personal effects or decorations, either. 211 00:07:04,406 --> 00:07:06,039 We're not scraping tape off the bunks 212 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:07,407 for a bunch of bin people. 213 00:07:12,848 --> 00:07:14,869 No, no, no. No more. 214 00:07:15,056 --> 00:07:16,723 You are not gonna live like this. 215 00:07:16,725 --> 00:07:18,691 Telling Sue Heck not to decorate her room 216 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:20,626 is like telling Michael Phelps not to get wet. 217 00:07:20,628 --> 00:07:22,595 Sue, give me that picture. 218 00:07:22,597 --> 00:07:23,862 Are you gonna put it back up? 219 00:07:23,864 --> 00:07:25,864 Oh, we're gonna do more than that. 220 00:07:25,866 --> 00:07:27,666 Give me a glue stick. 221 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:31,537 Regular or glitter? 222 00:07:31,539 --> 00:07:32,804 What do you think? 223 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:36,041 Glitter. Okay, cool. 224 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:46,351 Oh, my God. What happened? 225 00:07:46,353 --> 00:07:47,452 Oh, nothing. 226 00:07:47,454 --> 00:07:48,787 Sue and I just decided to give the room 227 00:07:48,789 --> 00:07:49,788 a little zhuzh. 228 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:50,789 Brad's right. 229 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:52,758 We may only be here temporarily, 230 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,925 but we are still here! 231 00:07:54,927 --> 00:07:56,527 And there is no reason why we shouldn't 232 00:07:56,529 --> 00:07:57,703 get to know each other. 233 00:07:58,831 --> 00:08:00,309 My name is Sue. 234 00:08:01,464 --> 00:08:03,164 And I know you must have a name. 235 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,432 You are not just "Guy Who Farts in His sleep." 236 00:08:05,434 --> 00:08:06,949 I'm Scott. 237 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:11,171 Everybody, "Guy Who Farts in His Sleep" is Scott. 238 00:08:11,173 --> 00:08:12,372 Hey! Scott! 239 00:08:12,374 --> 00:08:14,841 And you are not "Owns Too Many Turtlenecks." 240 00:08:14,843 --> 00:08:15,542 You are... 241 00:08:15,544 --> 00:08:17,223 Marcy. 242 00:08:17,946 --> 00:08:19,980 And you are not "Scary Quiet Guy." 243 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:20,947 You are... 244 00:08:22,785 --> 00:08:24,184 Okay, we'll come back to you. 245 00:08:24,186 --> 00:08:27,253 Yeah! And stop calling us bin people! 246 00:08:27,255 --> 00:08:29,422 "Indian Harry Styles" is right! 247 00:08:29,424 --> 00:08:33,789 We may be bin people, but we are people people first! 248 00:08:33,816 --> 00:08:35,150 Give it up for "Retainer Drooler!" 249 00:08:35,152 --> 00:08:36,317 She speaks the truth! 250 00:08:42,382 --> 00:08:43,291 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 251 00:08:46,563 --> 00:08:47,762 You know the Bin rules. 252 00:08:47,764 --> 00:08:50,191 What the hell is going on in here? 253 00:08:51,568 --> 00:08:53,568 I'll tell you what's going on here, Dan. 254 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:57,071 We are students enjoying student activities 255 00:08:57,073 --> 00:09:02,167 at our university which our parents pay for! 256 00:09:02,744 --> 00:09:04,078 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! 257 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,180 Yeah! We have rights. 258 00:09:06,182 --> 00:09:09,383 We may be temporarily housed in temporary housing, 259 00:09:09,385 --> 00:09:12,453 but we are not temporary people! 260 00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:16,056 So I suggest you climb onboard to the new Bin rules, Dan! 261 00:09:16,058 --> 00:09:19,225 Or the only thing not allowed in the Bin is you! 262 00:09:24,066 --> 00:09:25,364 Whatever. 263 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:28,201 I'm doing a semester abroad next year, anyway. 264 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:33,639 - ♪ But everybody's talkin' about the breakdown ♪ - 265 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,242 Oh, thank you so much, Brad. 266 00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:38,244 This weekend has just been the best ever, 267 00:09:38,246 --> 00:09:40,179 and you are amazing. 268 00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:41,814 Oh, I can't believe you have to leave. 269 00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:43,149 You never should have come here 270 00:09:43,151 --> 00:09:44,783 because now I know how much I miss you. 271 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:47,853 You know, I only have one class tomorrow. 272 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,888 I guess maybe I could stay one more day? 273 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,423 - ♪ Just smile if you're having fun tonight ♪ - 274 00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:00,866 Heh. Check it out. Potato snowman. 275 00:10:02,637 --> 00:10:05,337 Oh, look! This one has legs. 276 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:07,972 And it's anatomically correct. 277 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,074 Put some shorts on that thing! 278 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,511 Oh, you know who would love this? 279 00:10:12,513 --> 00:10:13,612 Axl! 280 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:14,746 I've been looking for the perfect way 281 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,314 to break the ice, and this is it. 282 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,116 I'm gonna text him a picture of it. 283 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,384 He's gonna think it's hilarious. 284 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,319 He won't be able to help himself. 285 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,688 He'll text me back with some funny comment. 286 00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,956 I'll reply with something witty. 287 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,125 We'll both "LOL" and smiley face each other, 288 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,126 and before you know it, 289 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,393 everything will be back to normal. 290 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,429 You know, I was kind of mad at you 291 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,698 when you couldn't help me write the e-mail, 292 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,432 but now I'm glad you're completely useless. 293 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,001 Glad to not be of service. 294 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,170 ♪You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 295 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,904 Hey, Mom. Do we have a hole punch? 296 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,340 Brick, you've been singing that commercial for days. 297 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:46,009 Oh, crap. Is this some kind of new tick? 298 00:10:46,011 --> 00:10:47,578 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 299 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,945 Is what a new tick? 300 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,853 So, who can tell me what FDR said in response 301 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:59,325 to the problems of The Great Depression? 302 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,992 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 303 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,128 Think you're pretty funny, do you, Heck? 304 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,997 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 305 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,331 No, I didn't get to finish. 306 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:09,766 You know what else you're gonna love? 307 00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,234 You're gonna love our principal's office. 308 00:11:16,311 --> 00:11:18,044 You didn't say you were picking up a pizza. 309 00:11:18,046 --> 00:11:19,813 To be honest, I don't even know why I got it. 310 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:23,208 He still hasn't responded to the dirty carrot, huh? 311 00:11:23,210 --> 00:11:25,384 No, and it's comedy gold. 312 00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:27,386 I mean, if carrot genitalia won't fix this, Mike, 313 00:11:27,388 --> 00:11:28,588 I don't know what will. 314 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:30,223 Felt like a winner to me. 315 00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:32,225 God, Mike. 316 00:11:32,227 --> 00:11:34,427 My son's not talking to me. 317 00:11:34,429 --> 00:11:36,729 I mean, really not talking to me. 318 00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:39,298 I can't pretend like this is some little thing anymore. 319 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,800 You know, you hear about these families that are estranged, 320 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,435 and you can't imagine that happening to you, 321 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,503 but it is. 322 00:11:44,505 --> 00:11:45,904 I mean, is this it? 323 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,171 Do I not have a son anymore? 324 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,950 Hey. Got a minute? 325 00:11:57,952 --> 00:12:00,918 Uh... sure. Yeah. 326 00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:03,721 Huh. 327 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,357 Still got the hole in the roof, huh? 328 00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:06,525 Yeah. 329 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:09,794 It was nice in the summer. Winter, not so much. 330 00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,229 So, listen. 331 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,666 I know things got pretty crazy before Thanksgiving, 332 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,734 but it's water under the bridge, right? 333 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,602 You know your mom. She is how she is. 334 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,105 Sometimes she says things in the heat of the moment, 335 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:25,710 but anyway, she's pretty upset about the whole thing and... 336 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,011 I don't know if you got it or not, 337 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,479 but she sent you a picture of a carrot. 338 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,481 Yeah, I got it. It's hilarious. 339 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:32,015 - Great. - If you could take a minute, 340 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:34,051 shoot her back a text about the carrot, it'd be... 341 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,219 Nope. 342 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:37,854 What do you mean no? 343 00:12:37,856 --> 00:12:39,423 I mean I'm not talking to her. 344 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,724 She went too far this time. 345 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,493 You can say anything you want about me, 346 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,861 but you start taking shots at my lady, we got a problem. 347 00:12:44,863 --> 00:12:47,398 You know what I'm saying? No one talks crap about my lady! 348 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,365 I hear you, but your mom is my lady, 349 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,101 and I need you to cut her some slack. 350 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,602 She's sorry about what she said, 351 00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,971 and she extended the dirty carrot as a peace offering. 352 00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:56,573 The least you can do is accept it. 353 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,108 Why should I? 354 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,744 Because to not make an inappropriate comment 355 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,313 about the dirty carrot will be disrespectful to your mother. 356 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,047 Oh, if you're gonna give lessons on disrespect, 357 00:13:05,049 --> 00:13:06,616 maybe you should talk to your wife first. 358 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:08,368 She insulted the girl that I love, 359 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,552 the girl that changed my life! 360 00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:11,321 - Okay, take it down a notch. - No, you take it down a notch! 361 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,589 There are two Axls now... 362 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,524 one before April and one after April. 363 00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,459 - Is there a third one I can talk to? - You just don't get it. 364 00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,994 Just 'cause you and Mom are dead behind the eyes doesn't mean I am. 365 00:13:18,996 --> 00:13:21,330 The other night, April and I talked until the sun rose. 366 00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:22,598 No, I get it. Your girlfriend's great. 367 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,066 But you know what? So is your mom. 368 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,334 So text her about the carrot. 369 00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:26,869 I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. 370 00:13:26,871 --> 00:13:28,137 Yeah, and I'm not 5 anymore. 371 00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:30,039 I'm not gonna do it just 'cause you tell me to. 372 00:13:30,041 --> 00:13:31,807 Text your mom about the dirty carrot. 373 00:13:31,809 --> 00:13:33,375 Do you know what April would say 374 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,143 if she found out Mom had the audacity 375 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:36,478 to say she wasn't smart? 376 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,380 First you'd have to tell her what "audacity" meant. 377 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,215 What is that supposed to mean? 378 00:13:40,217 --> 00:13:41,783 It means your mom is right! 379 00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:43,952 Your girlfriend's as dumb as a bag of hammers! 380 00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:44,986 And we all think so! 381 00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:48,657 I'm out. 382 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:50,125 He's not talking to me anymore. 383 00:13:50,127 --> 00:13:52,526 And I took Sue and Brick down with me. 384 00:13:54,231 --> 00:13:55,263 He's not talking to me anymore. 385 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,330 Canadian Tire's all about fun. 386 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:57,975 Hey. 387 00:13:57,977 --> 00:14:00,043 I hear one of my favorite students 388 00:14:00,045 --> 00:14:03,674 is having some trouble in the disciplinary department. 389 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:05,267 Hey, Dr. Fulton. 390 00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:06,635 Hey, Brick. 391 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,403 Hey, let's talk. 392 00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:14,676 So, why did Mrs. Roberts send you down here? 393 00:14:14,678 --> 00:14:16,544 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 394 00:14:16,546 --> 00:14:19,113 Well, I said, "You're gonna love our pizza", and she got mad. 395 00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:20,448 - But when I... - I'm gonna stop you 396 00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:21,816 right there for just a second. 397 00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:23,084 Did you hear yourself 398 00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:25,820 when you say, "You're gonna love our pizza"? 399 00:14:25,822 --> 00:14:27,588 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 400 00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:28,656 Did I just do it? 401 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:30,024 Yeah. Yeah. 402 00:14:30,026 --> 00:14:32,093 You know, Brick, you're new to high school, 403 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:34,295 and a lot of the teachers might not be hip yet 404 00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:38,166 to your... you know, your quirks and your eccentricities. 405 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,301 You know, and that's no problemo. 406 00:14:40,303 --> 00:14:41,968 You know, I-I'm happy to give them the 411. 407 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,438 But it's just... You know, but in the meantime, 408 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,407 how... how are things going in your world? 409 00:14:46,409 --> 00:14:47,874 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 410 00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:49,510 - Uh-huh. - Mm, fine. 411 00:14:49,512 --> 00:14:50,944 Things are going well with Cindy. 412 00:14:50,946 --> 00:14:54,014 Sue and Axl are back at college. Mom complains about work. 413 00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:55,816 She and Axl aren't speaking to each other. 414 00:14:55,818 --> 00:14:58,151 Oh, and I recently found "To Kill a Mockingbird" 415 00:14:58,153 --> 00:14:59,319 in a hardcover. 416 00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:01,054 I'm gonna back you up just a little, sport. 417 00:15:01,056 --> 00:15:02,122 Uh, that thing you just said 418 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:03,389 about your mom and... and your brother... 419 00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:05,591 that sounds like kind of a big thing. 420 00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:06,960 No, not really. 421 00:15:06,962 --> 00:15:09,029 Sometimes I hear her crying through the walls. 422 00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:12,032 You know, I think what's happening 423 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:14,134 is that this situation at home 424 00:15:14,136 --> 00:15:17,236 is manifesting itself in this repetitive phrase. 425 00:15:17,238 --> 00:15:18,705 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 426 00:15:18,707 --> 00:15:19,706 What repetitive phrase? 427 00:15:21,643 --> 00:15:23,409 You know, Brick, 428 00:15:23,411 --> 00:15:26,813 all stress has certain trigger points. 429 00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,548 For me, it was finding out that Shelly 430 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:30,916 was having a baby with her butt-faced, ponytail husband. 431 00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:32,251 But the good news is, 432 00:15:32,253 --> 00:15:34,887 we... we all find ways to cope and move on. 433 00:15:34,889 --> 00:15:37,256 For example, I'm... I'm seeing this great new gal. 434 00:15:37,258 --> 00:15:39,358 Her name is Barbara, but I call her Shelly. 435 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,461 She's 68 years old, but she's very youthful. 436 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,695 Anywho, 437 00:15:43,697 --> 00:15:46,031 I think you need to find a way to relieve some stress, 438 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:48,400 you know, blow off some steam, you know, have some fun. 439 00:15:48,402 --> 00:15:49,197 Hmm. 440 00:15:49,222 --> 00:15:51,269 That's why I always say yes to mall-walking 441 00:15:51,271 --> 00:15:53,605 with Barbara-Shelly. 442 00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:55,574 She sets quite a brisk pace. 443 00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:58,109 You know, she's younger than Mick Jagger. 444 00:15:58,111 --> 00:15:59,644 Who? 445 00:16:01,982 --> 00:16:03,548 The amazing thing about best friends 446 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:06,217 is that they just seem to know when you need them. 447 00:16:06,219 --> 00:16:08,152 They show up at the perfect time, 448 00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:10,121 and then, just like that, they're gone. 449 00:16:10,123 --> 00:16:12,723 Brad. What are you doing here? 450 00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:14,725 I was just being wistful about you. 451 00:16:14,727 --> 00:16:16,761 This just in... I decided to stay one more day. 452 00:16:16,763 --> 00:16:18,696 Really? Are you sure? 453 00:16:18,698 --> 00:16:20,265 I mean... I mean, it's great that you can stay, 454 00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,932 but you've already been here three days. 455 00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,401 Don't you need to go to class? 456 00:16:23,403 --> 00:16:24,902 Nothing's more important than my bestie. 457 00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:27,104 Plus tonight, I was thinking we could have fondue party. 458 00:16:27,106 --> 00:16:29,273 But I don't even own a fondue pot. 459 00:16:29,275 --> 00:16:30,307 That's okay. I've got one in my car. 460 00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:31,776 Wait, Brad. 461 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:33,110 You were only gonna be here for the weekend. 462 00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:34,945 Why do you have a fondue pot in your car? 463 00:16:34,947 --> 00:16:36,313 Uh, I think a better question is, 464 00:16:36,315 --> 00:16:38,081 "Why wouldn't I have a fondue pot in my car?" 465 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,284 And an even better question is, "Why am I such a failure?" 466 00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:42,119 Sue, I dropped out of NYU! This whole weekend's been a big lie! 467 00:16:42,121 --> 00:16:45,355 Except for the part about me always traveling with a fondue pot. 468 00:16:45,357 --> 00:16:46,523 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, what? 469 00:16:46,525 --> 00:16:47,824 You dropped out? 470 00:16:47,826 --> 00:16:49,592 Yes, everything I own is in my car, 471 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:51,628 and I haven't even told my parents yet. 472 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:54,130 What? I don't get it. NYU was your dream school. 473 00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:55,698 More like nightmare. 474 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,700 Everyone there is so dark and intense. 475 00:16:57,702 --> 00:16:59,903 I just had such a different upbringing, 476 00:16:59,905 --> 00:17:01,805 a whole different training. 477 00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:03,506 "I coulda had class. 478 00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:05,975 I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody!" 479 00:17:05,977 --> 00:17:07,444 Bigger? 480 00:17:07,446 --> 00:17:10,379 "I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody!" 481 00:17:10,381 --> 00:17:11,847 Bigger! 482 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:14,350 "I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody!" 483 00:17:14,352 --> 00:17:15,818 I could say bigger, 484 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,820 but I don't know if I could handle it! 485 00:17:19,523 --> 00:17:21,223 I've always been the star. 486 00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:22,925 I got Snoopy as a freshman 487 00:17:22,927 --> 00:17:24,660 when we did "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown." 488 00:17:24,662 --> 00:17:27,329 At Dollywood, I quickly went from Cowboy #3 489 00:17:27,331 --> 00:17:29,130 - to Cowboy #2. - Yeah! 490 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,666 I mean, my ascent has been meteoric. 491 00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:32,801 But it was different at NYU. 492 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,971 "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody!" 493 00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,005 Smaller. 494 00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:41,309 "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody." 495 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,911 Smaller. 496 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,349 "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody." 497 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,020 I just don't fit in at all. 498 00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:53,221 Brad. 499 00:17:53,223 --> 00:17:55,156 You don't always love school right away. 500 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,891 But you got to hang in there! 501 00:17:56,893 --> 00:17:58,626 I actually have a ton of posters 502 00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,027 that speak to exactly what you're talking to, 503 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,161 but they're all in storage. 504 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:03,297 The point is, the same thing happened to me 505 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,999 when I first got to Gumford. 506 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,400 But I don't like New York. 507 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:07,702 Everything costs a zillion dollars. 508 00:18:07,704 --> 00:18:09,169 People are rude and pushy. 509 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,438 I saw a guy once poop on the street. 510 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,540 He didn't even try and hide it. 511 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,609 He just looked at me like it was normal. 512 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:15,643 I'm telling you, Sue, 513 00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,411 New York is nothing like "On The Town." 514 00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:18,778 I mean, the Bronx is up and the Battery's down, 515 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:19,779 but that's it. 516 00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,081 Wow. 517 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,616 So what are you gonna do? 518 00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:23,650 I don't know. 519 00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:24,851 I guess I'll just listen to my dad 520 00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,253 and become a cop or a construction worker. 521 00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:27,287 I've already got the outfits. 522 00:18:27,289 --> 00:18:29,823 Brad! Don't talk like that. 523 00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:34,594 You are one of the most amazing and talented people I know. 524 00:18:34,596 --> 00:18:37,898 And, yes, you may not be deep or dark, 525 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,501 but the world already has enough darkness. 526 00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:44,538 So maybe you're not cut out for the really heavy roles, 527 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,610 but nobody will ever play a better Snoopy than you. 528 00:18:48,612 --> 00:18:51,911 Nobody wants to see Sir Ian McKellen play Snoopy. 529 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,913 You are Snoopy! 530 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,174 And the world needs Snoopy more than ever. 531 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,751 Brad, look at me. 532 00:18:58,753 --> 00:19:00,076 I am looking at you. 533 00:19:00,455 --> 00:19:03,289 It's not you that wasn't ready for New York. 534 00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:06,058 It's New York that wasn't ready for you. 535 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:07,192 You really think so? 536 00:19:07,194 --> 00:19:08,226 Oh, I know so. 537 00:19:08,228 --> 00:19:10,228 And you want to know what else I know? 538 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:13,249 East Indy has a pretty amazing theater department. 539 00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:15,333 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 540 00:19:15,335 --> 00:19:18,270 And ever since a friend of mine came to visit, 541 00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:21,607 temporary housing is super fun. 542 00:19:28,682 --> 00:19:31,583 Well got our statement from the insurance company. 543 00:19:31,585 --> 00:19:33,618 The premium's higher than ever, so apparently 544 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,887 Life Mutual still thinks Axl is part of our family. 545 00:19:35,889 --> 00:19:37,189 Really? 546 00:19:37,191 --> 00:19:39,156 Did Life Mutual say he filled out the forms okay? 547 00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:40,758 Did Life Mutual mention how he's doing 548 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,026 or if he misses us? 549 00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:44,195 I did not ask Life Mutual any of those questions. 550 00:19:46,099 --> 00:19:47,498 Hey. 551 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,333 It's okay. You're a great mom. 552 00:19:49,335 --> 00:19:50,768 He's gonna come home. 553 00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,604 He has to. His nunchucks are here. 554 00:19:52,606 --> 00:19:54,739 You think? 'Cause the waiting sucks. 555 00:19:54,741 --> 00:19:57,074 I miss him. Oh. 556 00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:02,512 It actually tastes worse than it looks. 557 00:20:02,514 --> 00:20:03,946 ♪ You're gonna love our pizza ♪ 558 00:20:03,948 --> 00:20:05,348 Yeah, well, beside the pizza, 559 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,849 you still love me, right, Brick? 560 00:20:06,851 --> 00:20:07,950 Well, I thought so, 561 00:20:07,952 --> 00:20:09,852 but Dr. Fulton said I'm being torn apart 562 00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:10,987 by our family situation. 563 00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:12,489 Awesome. 564 00:20:12,491 --> 00:20:14,023 He told me if I want to relieve my stress, 565 00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:15,458 I'm supposed to have more fun. 566 00:20:16,694 --> 00:20:18,094 You're at the wrong house for that. 567 00:20:18,096 --> 00:20:19,161 Now, hold on. 568 00:20:20,364 --> 00:20:22,496 He might have a point. 569 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:25,134 Sometimes life gives you lemons... 570 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,602 1, 2, 3. 571 00:20:26,604 --> 00:20:29,672 ...and sometimes it gives you freaky-looking lemons. 572 00:20:29,674 --> 00:20:32,574 It's what you do with them that makes a difference. 573 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:36,278 - Oh! - Ooh! 574 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,579 Right up the middle! 575 00:20:38,449 --> 00:20:40,048 Yay! 576 00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,950 Oh! Oh! 577 00:20:41,952 --> 00:20:43,852 Whoo-hoo! 578 00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:48,390 Oh! Whoo! 579 00:20:49,426 --> 00:20:50,925 Whoo! 580 00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:54,863 Whoo! Whoo! 581 00:20:54,865 --> 00:20:57,532 And that day, we smashed the crap out of it. 582 00:20:57,534 --> 00:21:00,535 And we had fun. 583 00:21:00,537 --> 00:21:02,403 Whoo! 584 00:21:02,443 --> 00:21:08,060 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.MY-SUBS.com 42825

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