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- * MTV *
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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* *
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- We now return to hour four
of the "Hoarders" marathon.
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- His daughter told us
it was bad,
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but nothing prepared us
for this.
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- Let's watch something else,
Butt-Head.
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[snickers]
- Uh...
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no way.
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Those chicks at school said
they love this show.
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And now we must figure out why
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so that we can score with them.
[chortles]
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- You've hit rock bottom,
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but we are going to help you
get your life back.
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- [sobbing]
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- Whoa!
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Whoa, she is really
into this dude.
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Look at that.
- Whoa.
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- You think she's gonna score
with him?
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- Uh...
- [snickers]
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- Of course she is.
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Just look at her go. [chuckles]
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- Ooh, things are getting
out of hand here.
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Whoa. [snickering]
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- No wonder chicks love
this show.
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They like to score
with disgusting hoarder dudes.
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- [sniggling]
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- We know what we have to do.
[remote clicks]
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It is time to become hoarders.
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Let's fill this house
with garbage.
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[both chuckling]
- Cool.
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- Damn it, Beavis.
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How are we gonna fill
this house with garbage
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when it's full of all this crap
you left on the floor?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Well, I guess we better
clean it up.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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* *
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- And done.
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- [grunts] We did it. Yeah.
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- We sure did. [chuckles]
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And now let's get to work.
[chortles]
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[grunting]
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[clattering]
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- [grunts]
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- Hello.
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I'm Gary Ray Smith,
the Knitting Man.
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Welcome to my first episode
for my YouTube channel.
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This episode is called
"How I Learned to Knit."
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- Huh.
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Oh, boy. [snickers]
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- Did you get that, Beavis?
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It's called,
"How I Learned to Knit."
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[chuckling]
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- The Knitting Man's
origin story.
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[laughing]
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The boring-gin story.
[snickers]
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- So first of all, I want
to say why I started--
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- By day, he's an interesting
man that people wanna be with.
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But then by night,
he becomes Knitting Man,
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the most boring person alive.
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[both chortling]
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- He bores his enemies
to death. [snickers]
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- Able to put
an entire building
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full of people to sleep
with one story.
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[both guffawing]
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Look up there.
It's somebody cool.
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It's somebody I wanna
hang out with.
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No, it's Knitting Man.
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[chortling]
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- So it looks like there
aren't any floats,
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and I say it's
a no-float method,
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but really, there are floats.
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They're just one stitch long.
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- What a lying sack of crap
he is.
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He just said there
are no floats,
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but there are floats!
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See?
- Yeah, really. [chuckles]
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Kids could be watching this.
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- I mean, it's one thing
to bore everyone to death,
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but don't lie. [snickers]
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I mean, the truth
is boring enough!
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- My wife, by the way,
is called the Knitting Widow
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because she--
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- Because she wants to kill me.
[chuckling]
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- People often ask me,
"Does your wife knit?"
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And the answer is, she can--
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- His wife is made out of yarn.
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[both laughing]
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[upbeat acoustic music]
- [inaudible]
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- [chuckles]
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Why are you doing this
with your life?
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[both snickering]
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[both grunting]
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[shattering]
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[chortling]
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- And some of that.
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[both grunting]
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[clattering]
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- There we go.
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Now let's go check out
our new chick magnet.
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[clattering]
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Whoa.
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This is cool. [chuckles]
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- Cool. [snickers]
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We're hoarders now.
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- It's time to go tell
those chicks at school.
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[chuckles]
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And then we'll bring 'em
back here
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and let nature take its course.
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[both snickering]
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- Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
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[sniggling]
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Um, uh, Butt-Head?
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Um, where's the door?
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- Uh...
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I don't know. [chuckles]
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- Um...
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maybe it's this way.
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[clattering]
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, this looks familiar.
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- Uh, here we go.
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[clattering]
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- Oh.
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We're here again. [snickers]
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- Uh, maybe it's this way.
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[chuckles]
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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[clattering]
[grunting]
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Okay, okay. Here we go.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I think the door's
over here.
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- Chicks, here we come.
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[chuckles]
- Yeah.
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Right this way. [snickers]
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[clattering]
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- Eh.
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Oh, this is it. Yeah.
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Um...[chuckles]
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Um, uh, is this the same place?
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- Uh, I think so.
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[chuckles]
- Um...
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um, Butt-Head?
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We can't find the door.
[snickers]
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Are we stuck in here forever?
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- Uh...
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this sucks. [chortles]
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- Uh, where's the door,
damn it?
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[chuckles]
- Um...
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I can't remember if the house
used to have a door.
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[snickering]
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It had walls.
I do remember that.
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[snickers] They were cool.
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But, um, you know,
you gotta admit,
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um, it's kinda cozy this way,
you know?
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Pretty cozy. Yeah.
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[snickers]
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- Uh...
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I think the door is over there.
[chuckles]
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Uh, don't touch the newspapers.
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No. [snickers]
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- Uh, why not?
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- I just like 'em
where they are.
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Don't touch 'em. [snickers]
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- They're just old newspapers,
dumbass.
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- Yeah. But I-I might wanna
read 'em.
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- You can't even read.
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- I might learn, though,
you know?
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From the newspapers, you know?
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Like, maybe there's, like,
a "How to Read" section
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in there or something.
Just don't take 'em.
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[snickers]
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- I have to move
the damn newspapers
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so we can get out
of the damn house.
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- They're good newspapers.
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Those newspapers are
worth $200, I bet.
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Yeah. I could sell 'em.
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Don't touch 'em.
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- Beavis, you butthole.
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We finally became hoarders
and now all you wanna do
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is hang on to all this stuff
you don't need.
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[chortles]
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Those chicks are at school
right now,
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waiting to score with us.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah.
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Yeah, scoring.
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Yeah, sorry, Butt-Head,
I just got a little crazy here.
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I forgot what's
really important.
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Let's go score. [snickers]
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- Good. [chuckles]
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- Or are you just trying to
trick me out of my newspapers?
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[snickers]
- Damn it, Beavis.
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- No!
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- [grunts]
- Uh...
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- No! No, no!
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No! Ahh!
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Butt-Head. [grunts, coughs]
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Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head, can you hear me?
[grunts]
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Are the newspapers okay?
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[grunting]
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Can you see 'em? [snickers]
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- Beavis, you're a dumbass.
[chuckles]
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- I'm getting used to it
in here.
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It's nice.
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Very comforting.
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Ahh. [snickering]
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[clattering]
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- Whoa.
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After all that crap fell
on you, I can, like,
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see the window and stuff.
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We can escape.
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I'm gonna climb out of here
and go talk to those chicks.
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[chuckles]
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- Fine. Go ahead. [chuckles]
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- Well, I'm leaving, Beavis.
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- Good. Yeah. [snickers]
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Got everything I need
right here.
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Got newspapers and--
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and the darkness and, um--
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whoa.
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Whoa, there's some empty cans.
[snickering]
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That reminds me of when
I was a kid.
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Yeah. [snickers]
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- Okay, Beavis.
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If that's the way
you want it,
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I'll go score by myself.
[chortles]
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- Yeah, maybe bring some chicks
back too, you know,
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if they like empty cans,
you know.
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[both chuckling]
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- [grunting]
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[rumbling]
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Uh....
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ahh!
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[clattering]
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[grunts] Damn it.
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[chuckles]
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- Whoa, look.
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I bet this mayonnaise
is still good.
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[snickering]
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- If I ever get out of here,
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I'm gonna kill you, Beavis.
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[chortling]
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- Don't wanna eat it yet,
though. [snickers]
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It could be worth something,
you know?
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Yeah. It's a collectible.
[snickers]
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[machinery rumbling]
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[crashing]
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- Oh, no.
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00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,643
Now we gotta halt construction
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while the police come
check this out.
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- Well, I didn't see it
if you didn't see it.
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[both grunt]
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[rock music]
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[rock music]
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* *
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- Now, I've noticed recently
that you guys have
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had some trouble concentrating,
mm-kay.
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- Um, what? [snickers]
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- And believe me,
I understand why.
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00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:48,115
The world is so full
of injustices,
266
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,951
and worrying about them
can cause your generation
267
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,252
a lot of stress.
268
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,487
- Uh, huh?
269
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,889
- What? [chuckles]
270
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,425
- You know, I was hoping your
parents would come
271
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,528
to this conference,
but since they're not here,
272
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,663
it makes it easier
for me to recommend
273
00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,066
non-Western medicine.
274
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,236
Have you boys
ever tried acupuncture?
275
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:13,173
It's the only thing that
helped me with my vegan gout.
276
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,608
- Now, don't worry.
277
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,844
This won't hurt a bit.
278
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,112
- Uh, okay. [chuckles]
279
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,248
- I'm going to put
a small number of needles
280
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,649
in your skin--
- Uh-huh.
281
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,051
- To balance
your body's energy.
282
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,719
- Okay.
- And these needles will
283
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,554
make you feel relaxed
and calm--
284
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,856
- Uh-huh.
- With a general sense
285
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,792
of well-being.
- That sounds like it sucks.
286
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,326
[chuckles]
- Okay.
287
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,796
I'm getting the first needle
ready for insertion.
288
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,165
- Insertion. [chortling]
289
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,699
- Now just hold still.
290
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,234
Here comes the first needle.
291
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,469
- Hey, that's a needle!
292
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,771
- Ahh!
293
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,275
- Um, so when are you gonna
put those needles in?
294
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,609
[snickers]
295
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:50,811
- I did.
296
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,680
I put in about 50 needles.
297
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,516
- Oh, so you did. [sniggling]
298
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,952
What do you know.
Feels pretty good.
299
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:02,289
Very relaxed and calm
and, like, some other stuff.
300
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,824
Yeah. [snickers]
301
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,759
[clattering]
- He tried to stab me!
302
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,895
I'll kick your ass!
- Someone call the police!
303
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,763
- Can you excuse me
for a minute?
304
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,964
[glass shatters]
305
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,299
- Stop choking me,
you butthole!
306
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,234
- Oh, my God!
307
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,069
- Ahh.
- No!
308
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,771
- It feels so good,
I'm gonna go outside
309
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,774
and walk around
and enjoy the day.
310
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,210
* Doo doo-doo doo doo *
- Don't touch me!
311
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,577
- Me and my needles.
312
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,079
[needle twangs]
Oops.
313
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,214
[snickers]
314
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,653
[door opens]
- Hey, Beavis. [chuckles]
315
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,389
You won't believe what
that acupuncture butthole tried
316
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,358
to stick in my face.
317
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,093
I was gonna--
318
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,529
- What was it?
Sounds interesting.
319
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,431
[snickers]
320
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,267
- What the hell
is on your face, Beavis?
321
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,838
- What do you mean?
322
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,672
- It's full of needles.
323
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,141
[chuckles]
324
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,642
- Oh, you mean the needles.
325
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,110
Yeah. [snickers]
326
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,580
- Of course I'm talking
about the needles, dumbass.
327
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,416
- Oh yeah, they're just sitting
in my face, I guess.
328
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,552
You know, it feels really nice.
329
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,655
It's like my energy
is balanced or something.
330
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,257
[laughs]
331
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,725
What are we watching?
[snickers]
332
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,094
- Damn it, Beavis.
333
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,130
Get those needles out
of your face right now.
334
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,765
- Oh, no, no.
335
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,133
No, why would I do that?
336
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,936
I've never felt better
in my life.
337
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,737
[exhales deeply]
338
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,974
- Beavis, you weird
son of a bitch.
339
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,708
I'm gonna kick your ass.
340
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,410
- You know, Butt-Head,
you might feel calmer
341
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:33,046
if you had some needles
in your face.
342
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,215
[snickers]
- Damn it, Beavis.
343
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,716
[needles twang]
- Ahh!
344
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,385
Ow. [chuckles]
345
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,388
- Ahh, I sure do love
my needles.
346
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,356
Yeah. [snickers]
347
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,357
- Hey, everyone. It's Doug.
348
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,893
I hope you're doing well.
349
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,527
In today's video, what I'm
actually gonna be showing you
350
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,262
is the basic fry scream sound,
351
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,663
how it's made,
how it's created.
352
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,201
- Uh, ice cream sound?
[chuckles]
353
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,702
- Yeah, what's that?
[snickers]
354
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,805
- [screaming]
* Above the talk *
355
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,909
- Whoa. Did you hear that?
356
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,211
He just sang
"Butt-Head sucks."
357
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,179
[snickers]
- Uh...
358
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,547
he did?
359
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:10,317
- [screaming]
* Above the talk *
360
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,686
- [screaming]
* Butt-Head sucks *
361
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:14,854
[snickers]
362
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,856
- * Above the talk *
- Uh...
363
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,391
damn it. [chuckles]
364
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,461
I'm gonna kill this guy.
[chuckles]
365
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,729
- Yeah, I've been saying
"Butt-Head sucks"
366
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,231
for a long time, but,
you know,
367
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,698
I never thought about,
you know, singing it, you know?
368
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,367
Like, really belting it out,
you know?
369
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,002
[snickers]
- * Talk *
370
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,472
- Beavis, I'm gonna belt
your face out.
371
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,841
- You know, I gotta hand it
to this guy.
372
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,843
I don't sing it as good
as he does, you know?
373
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,278
[snickers]
374
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,413
You know, I say just, you know,
"Butt-Head sucks,"
375
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,983
but he says--
- * Above the talk *
376
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,251
- Damn it, Beavis.
377
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,585
That's not even what
he's saying.
378
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,488
He's saying, like,
"a-vuv a sock"
379
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,990
or something. [chortles]
380
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,459
- No, no. That's just
his Australian accent.
381
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,027
[chuckles]
382
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,629
I think there's, like,
a number-one song in Australia
383
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,565
called "Butt-Head sucks."
384
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,467
- * Talk *
- [snickers]
385
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,502
- Damn it, Beavis. Shut up.
386
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,803
[chuckles]
387
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,805
- And I'll show you even
close up.
388
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,675
[gargles]
- Whoa.
389
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,643
What is that thing back there?
390
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,512
Looks like a nut sack
or something.
391
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,947
[chuckles]
392
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,448
- Um, actually Butt-Head,
393
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,584
that's called your "uvulvia."
394
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,286
It's actually really useful
'cause, um--
395
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,487
'cause it helps you go--
396
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,722
[screaming] * Butt-Head sucks *
397
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,657
- Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out.
398
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,626
[chuckles]
- So it's step two now.
399
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,728
We actually wanna create
the fry sound.
400
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,030
And it's like this. Like--
401
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,799
[vocal fry]
402
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:36,036
- Uh, he's trying to make
a fry sound?
403
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,404
[chuckles]
404
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,139
Like when you put the fries
in the fryer
405
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,174
at Burger World? [laughs]
406
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,542
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
407
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,111
Yeah, you know what that
sounds like?
408
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,445
It sounds like this:
409
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,715
[screaming] * Butt-Head sucks *
410
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,650
- Damn it, Beavis.
I'm gonna clobber you.
411
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,719
- Remember the one time
that customer came in?
412
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,654
He said, um,
"I'll have the, uh"--
413
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,823
[screaming] * Butt-Head sucks *
414
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,992
- Damn it, Beavis.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
415
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,360
[chuckles]
416
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,195
- I-I'm not saying you suck,
Butt-Head.
417
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,896
I'm just singing the song.
418
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,533
And, you know, the words
to the song just happen to be--
419
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,302
[screaming]
* Butt-Head sucks *
420
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,537
[whack]
Ahh!
421
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,572
- Damn it, Beavis.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
422
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,940
[chortles]
423
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,943
- [vocal fry]
424
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,179
- Why would anyone wanna learn
to talk like that, you know?
425
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,280
[snickers]
426
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,182
- Uh...
427
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,385
[vocal fry]
428
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,420
I don't know. [chuckles]
429
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,189
- I can do it longer
than that.
430
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,424
Check this out. [snickers]
431
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,627
[vocal fry]
432
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,733
- Uh...
433
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,535
okay, Beavis. You win.
434
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,770
[chuckles]
435
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,872
- [vocal fry continues]
436
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,808
- Uh...Beavis, you already did
it longer than me.
437
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,743
You don't need to keep going.
438
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,312
[laughs]
439
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,547
Uh...
- [vocal fry continues]
440
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,449
- Damn it, Beavis. Stop.
441
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,185
[chuckles]
- I win.
442
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:59,452
[snickers]
443
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,787
- Anyway, uh--
444
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,355
- [vocal fry]
- This guy should--
445
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,957
damn it, Beavis. [chuckling]
446
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,693
Cut it out.
447
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,195
You're gonna, like,
suffocate or something.
448
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,430
[laughs]
449
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,165
That would be cool.
450
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,633
[laughs]
451
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,836
- [vocal fry continues]
452
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,505
- Are you ever gonna stop,
Beavis?
453
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:19,638
- [groans]
454
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,074
* Butt-Head su-- *
455
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,742
[coughing]
456
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,310
- [screaming]
* Above the talk *
457
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,712
- [grunts]
Butt-Head--[coughs]
458
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,180
Butt-Head--[coughs]
459
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,881
I can't talk. [coughs]
460
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,484
- You look kinda, like,
purple or something.
461
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,754
[chuckling] It looks cool.
462
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:38,225
- I think my uvula fell off.
[groans]
463
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,492
It's on the floor.
464
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,094
I think it rolled
under the couch.
465
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,762
- Cool. [chortles]
466
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,231
- Butt-Head--[coughs]
467
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,666
I--I need to go
to the hospital or something.
468
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,035
[groans]
- Uh...
469
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,570
no way, Beavis.
470
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,539
He warned you. [chuckles]
471
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,741
- Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
472
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,609
Come closer.
I gotta tell you something.
473
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,179
- Uh, what? [snickers]
474
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,081
- No, closer.
I can't talk very loud.
475
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,184
Is that as close as you can
possibly get?
476
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,586
[grunts]
- Uh, yes, Beavis.
477
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,321
[chuckles]
- Okay.
478
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,690
[sighs] If I die,
479
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,194
there's something
I want you to tell my mom.
480
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,997
Put your ear right next
to my mouth so you can hear.
481
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,432
[groans]
482
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,334
I want you to tell her...
483
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,069
[screaming] * Butt-Head sucks *
484
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,537
- Ahh! Ow!
485
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,439
Damn it, Beavis.
486
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,275
- * Dum de-dum dum *
487
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,909
[humming]
488
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,445
- God damn it, Beavis.
[chuckles]
489
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,013
- * Bum bum bum *
490
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,483
Beautiful day, isn't it?
[snickers]
491
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:39,219
Ahh. Feeling good.
492
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,554
- Damn it, Beavis.
You're embarrassing me.
493
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,856
What's your problem? [chortles]
494
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,925
- You're right, Butt-Head.
I do have a problem.
495
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,160
[snickers]
496
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,497
My problem is that
I need more needles.
497
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,465
These are great.
498
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,501
* Ba-dum bum bum *
499
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,102
* Bum bum bum bum *
500
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,839
This oughta do it, yeah.
[snickers]
501
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,475
Do you have a dressing room
where I can try these on?
502
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,943
- W-what?
503
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,545
- No, I'll just try them on
in the bathroom.
504
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,813
Yeah. [chortles]
505
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,915
Yeah. This is gonna be cool.
[snickers]
506
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,917
[door opens]
[indistinct chatter on TV]
507
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,885
* Dum dum dum dum *
508
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,921
[humming]
509
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,189
[sighs]
510
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,925
I feel good today. Yeah.
511
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,193
[snickers]
512
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,329
- I'm not even gonna
look at you, Beavis.
513
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,363
[chuckles]
514
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,765
- Guess why. [snickers]
515
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,668
- I'm not gonna give you
the satisfaction.
516
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,102
Check this out, Butt-Head.
517
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,205
I can play "Enter Sandman"
on my face.
518
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,573
Look at this. [chortles]
519
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,775
[needles twanging melody]
520
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,710
See that? [snickers]
521
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,280
See? [snickers]
522
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,350
[twanging]
523
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:47,220
* *
524
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,423
I feel the best I've ever felt,
Butt-Head.
525
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,559
But you know what's gonna
make me feel even better?
526
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,060
[chuckles]
527
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,363
- Beavis, if you say
"more needles,"
528
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,332
I'm gonna beat the living crap
out of you.
529
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,367
[chuckles]
530
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,734
- Oh, no, no, no.
531
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,636
No, no. That would be silly.
No.
532
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,638
No, I'm talking about
spanking my monkey.
533
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,274
Yeah. [snickers]
534
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,676
Make a great day even better.
Yeah.
535
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,411
* Dun dun dun dun *
536
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:12,645
* Ba ba ba bow *
537
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,780
[snickers]
538
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,015
Okay. Just gonna sit down here.
539
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,717
Go ahead and pull down
my pants.
540
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,185
[zipper slides]
[chuckles]
541
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,653
[grunts] It's not easy
542
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,622
'cause my hands have
all these needles.
543
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,324
[grunts]
544
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,892
It's tricky.
545
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,295
[snickering] And here we go.
546
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,297
[flesh squishes]
Ahh!
547
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,531
My schlong!
548
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:32,965
Ahhhh!
549
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,667
There's needles in my schlong!
550
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,735
Dahh!
551
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,203
Butt-Head! Butt-Head, help!
552
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,671
I-I mean, no, wait.
Don't come in here.
553
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,573
- That kid is a dumbass.
- No! No!
554
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,443
[rock music]
555
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:50,650
* *
556
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,202
[chiming noises]
557
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,237
- Chirp.
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