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♪ MTV ♪
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Hail, dimwitted Earthlings.
I am smart Butt-Head.
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And I am the one
men call Smart Beavis.
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Long have we observed
the parallel universe
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where Beavis and Butt-Head
got older
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and are now in middle age.
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Oh, the marvels we have seen,
the wisdom we have learned.
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All of it far beyond
the comprehension
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of your feeble human minds.
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Nonetheless,
we shall now reveal to you
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but one of these marvels
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on the planet
imbeciles call Earth.
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Smart Beavis,
where is the steering wheel
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- on this comet?
- I do not know.
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We shall have to steer it
with the power of our minds.
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Very well.
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♪ ♪
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You know
what we should do, Beavis?
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Let's get some beers
and have a party.
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Yeah, but, um,
we did that last weekend,
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and we drank all the beers,
and no chicks showed up.
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That party was cool.
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Yeah, it was.
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Party down.
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Howdy there, neighbors.
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You got time to sign a petition
to keep Highland beautiful?
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Uh, what?
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I'm collecting signatures
to get rid
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of that ugly low-income housing
out on the main road.
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Um, what's housing?
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In this case, it's an eyesore
that needs to go.
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Let me show you.
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Uh, yeah, that place sucks.
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Yeah, it sure does.
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What kind of buttholes
live in that dump?
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I mean, seriously.
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My company wants
to put in a new condo
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with ground level retail,
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but we have to demolish
this one first.
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Yeah, demolishing is cool.
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It sure is.
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The city council's
going to discuss this tonight.
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I hope I see you there
to support the demolition.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I got a sledgehammer.
Should I bring that?
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Uh, yeah, we'll go to that.
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Can you buy us some beer?
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How about I buy you a beer
after you go to the meeting?
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Oh, that sounds good.
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We're being bribed.
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♪ ♪
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Beavis: Being a janitor
would kick ass
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'cause, like, you just, like,
listen to music all night,
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and then you can just,
like, spank your monkey
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wherever you want,
and then you can clean it up,
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you know, cause you already
have the mop, see.
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Butt-Head: Yeah.
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It is the perfect crime.
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It was the Native Americans who
first invented the fist pump.
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Beavis: Whoa.
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What's his other hand doing?
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Butt-Head:
He's doing a different kind
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of fist pump down there.
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Beavis: Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, there's something else
dancing down there
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about the same size.
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He's masturbating.
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Beavis:
Yeah, he sure is.
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He's not shy about it either.
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Yeah.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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Beavis: Yeah, I mean,
I don't really want to see it,
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but, you know, I mean,
no one wants to see me
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do it either, you know, so,
you know,
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so go for it, you know?
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Oh, look.
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Tiesto's spanking
his monkey too.
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Tiesto.
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Beavis: Yeah, you know,
if you can't masturbate
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to your own music, you know,
what's the point?
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Butt-Head: Yeah.
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Uh, I think this guy's, like,
not even a janitor at all.
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Yeah, he's just
a really considerate
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masturbater, you know?
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He's like...
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You know, he brings a mop
with him, you know,
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and a bucket, you know?
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Butt-Head: Yeah, at the front
of the museum,
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they were like, "Sir,
you're gonna have to leave
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that mop and bucket outside."
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And then he's like, "Uh, no,
you're gonna thank me."
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You're gonna be glad I did,
believe me.
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Butt-Head: Uh, well, time
for him to go get the mop.
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Beavis: Yeah.
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I think I might get me
one of those, you know?
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Mop.
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Boys, you made it.
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Uh, where's
the demolition crew?
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And who are those buttholes?
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Community.
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It's proven to keep an eye...
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man: They're the people
who think they run this city.
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Running sucks.
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Yeah, really.
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Now, the meeting's
about to wrap up here,
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and then any member
of the public is allowed
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to speak for four minutes,
and that's when you can talk
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about protecting
our neighborhood
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from low-income housing.
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That concludes new business.
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The floor is now open
to public comment.
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First on the list
is Mr. Beavis.
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You're up.
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Um, I'm Beavis, Your Honor,
and I just wanna say
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I'm in favored of destroying
this building that sucks.
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Uh, amen or something.
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You've got 3 minutes
and 50 seconds left.
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Oh, okay,
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um, also,
when you destroy it,
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I think you should burn it.
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Yeah, you know, with fire,
you know,
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and then you'll see
how cool it is.
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Yeah, yeah, with fire.
Yeah, and destroying it.
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And then it'll be so cool,
we'll go destroy
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more buildings with fire, and
then we'll destroy everything!
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- Yeah.
- We will just burn...
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And then destroy trees
and rocks and the schools!
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Yeah, yeah, the schools!
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They could throw rocks
at the schools,
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and I just want to say
I think it's wrong
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for children
to ever have to go to school
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because the children
are our future, and, um--
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and in conclusion, uh,
let's destroy this building
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with fire and bombs, yeah!
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Looks like my time is up.
Thank you very much.
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Thank you, Mr. Beavis.
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Next is Mr. Buff-Head.
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Please use
your real names, people.
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You have four minutes.
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Uh, I yield my time
to Mr. Beavis.
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And then destroy the sky
and the land!
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Destroy it all with fire!
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And then destroy
the fire with fire
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and more fire!
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Here's your beer money, boys.
You earned it.
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You really spoke
from the heart, Beavis.
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Well, you know, I just like
destroying stuff.
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That's all, you know.
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He's a big fan of fire.
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Yep, always have been,
always will be.
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Great news,
the council just voted
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five to four to condemn
that building.
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Six months from now,
those apartments
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will be a pile of rubble.
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- Yes!
- Yes, yeah!
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TV announcer: Tired of hoping
that the right candidates...
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There's another one
of those things
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on our door, Butt-Head.
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Butt-Head: They can tape up
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as many of these things
as they want,
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but they can't
make me read 'em.
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Outsmarted 'em again.
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We sure did, Beavis.
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- Well, let's celebrate.
- Yep.
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Yep, party time.
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Let's go get some beers.
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How come it's so loud today?
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Yeah, sure is a lot
of police tape too.
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Something cool
must have happened.
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We always miss it.
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What's happening
over there, Butt-Head?
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Uh, I think they're wrecking
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that place that sucks that we
talked to the president about.
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Those buttholes
that live there
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are gonna get
what they deserve.
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- This is cool.
- Yeah, yeah, wreck it!
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Wreck it!
Destroy!
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Yeah!
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There you go, yeah!
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That's it, yeah!
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Yeah, kick it!
Yeah!
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- Yeah.
- That was cool.
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Sure was, yeah.
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It feels good
that we got involved
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in our community,
and it paid off.
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You know what I'm saying?
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And now it's party time.
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Let's go home.
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Yep.
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Time to kick back.
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Uh, wait a second,
where's our apartment again?
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Um...
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I think it's
around here somewhere.
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It was right next to the, um,
the thing with the, um...
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hm, hm.
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Uh, I don't see it.
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Well, it's a puzzle.
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This one's a real thinker. Yeah.
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Uh, I'm tired.
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Let's find our apartment later.
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Yeah.
Well, it's not going anywhere.
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- We can just party right here.
- Yeah.
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I hope some chicks show up
this time.
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This is gonna be cool.
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We're gonna egg a house.
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Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
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Yeah.
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But, um, like,
which house should we egg?
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Uh, not this one.
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Whoever lives here is cool.
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Yeah, not this one either.
These guys kick ass.
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They sure do, Beavis.
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Whoa, now,
whoever lives here sucks.
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Beavis, I think
we have a winner.
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Yeah, yeah,
let's egg it, yeah.
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Okay, Beavis,
when I count to three,
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let's throw these eggs.
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Uh, go.
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Yeah.
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Damn it.
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Ugh, damn it!
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Ah!
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Beavis, you dumbass.
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You got in the way
of my perfect throw.
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I'll show you
how it's done, Beavis.
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Check this out.
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Ah!
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Damn it.
Throwing sucks.
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♪ I'm in my prime, optimist ♪
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Butt-Head: Uh, I think
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she's supposed to be,
like, Pinocchio,
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but when she lies,
her butt grows bigger.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She been doing a whole lot
of lying.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I wish, when I lied,
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my schlong would grow bigger
'cause then I'd be like,
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"Hey, baby."
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"I have a gigantic schlong."
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And I'd be lying, but then
my schlong would get bigger
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because I'm lying, see?
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And then it would be true, though,
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so, um, I don't know
if it shrinks again or--
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I don't know how that works,
you know?
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I don't know what
the Pinocchio rules are.
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You know?
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Yeah, maybe it would just,
like, start growing
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and shrinking back and forth,
you know, like,
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'cause, um, 'cause it grows,
and then I'm not lying,
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and then it shrinks
since I'm lying,
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and then, you know,
it just goes back and forth.
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It's kind of going "boing,
oing, boing, boing, boing."
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And then I wouldn't even
need the chick, you know?
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I could just have my schlong
do all the work, you know?
257
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,006
And I wouldn't need
my hands either.
258
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:14,924
Can go eat lunch or something.
You know, go about my business.
259
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,404
You know?
260
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:17,840
Maybe take up a new hobby,
you know,
261
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,364
like, um, like, um...
262
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,844
uh, like spanking my--
oh, no, never mind.
263
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,891
That was
quite a ride, Beavis.
264
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,546
I guess what I'm saying,
though, is, like, um,
265
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,245
is I wish I could lie a lot
and have a big schlong.
266
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,986
That's all.
267
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:36,728
That would rule.
268
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,557
Uh, you know,
they really should
269
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:42,212
make a "Schlongnocchio" movie.
270
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,561
'Cause then, like,
Jimmy Cricket
271
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,173
can get it on with Tinkerbell,
and then Peter Pan
272
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,957
can grant him a real schlong,
273
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,872
and they can all ride off
on Dumbo.
274
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,137
Beavis:
275
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,009
Butt-Head: And then
that cricket can be like,
276
00:13:56,096 --> 00:14:00,056
"Uh, hey, Tinkerbell,
wanna see my seventh leg?"
277
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,538
Yeah.
278
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,019
"Hey, Tinkerbell, hey,
how'd you like to see
279
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,499
something that always grows up?
You know what I'm saying?"
280
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,113
♪ If that bitch gets slick,
I'll cut the bitch ♪
281
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,377
Uh, okay, Beavis,
I have an idea for a game.
282
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:21,121
Every time she says, "bitch,"
I get to smack you.
283
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,731
No way!
284
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,516
Why would I do that?
285
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,649
Butt-Head:
Uh, okay, how about this?
286
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,260
Every time she says "butt,"
you can smack me.
287
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,567
Uh, okay, yeah, I mean,
288
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,482
she is the queen of butts.
289
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,962
Your funeral.
290
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:40,053
Now let the games begin.
291
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,315
♪ I'll cut up the bitch ♪
292
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,969
♪ I'll gut the bitch ♪
293
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,535
- ♪ Had to fuck up the bitch ♪
- Ah! Wait, I--
294
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,667
- Ah! Okay, okay.
- ♪ Fuck the bitch ♪
295
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,060
I can't hear
when you're smacking me!
296
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,452
Ah!
Wait, I think--
297
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,453
Hold on!
298
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,455
Why did I--
ah, ah, ow!
299
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,588
I can--ah!
Hey!
300
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,024
- ♪ Cut up the bitch ♪
-
301
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,373
♪ Get the combination
to the safe ♪
302
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,853
- ♪ And drug the bitch ♪
- I win.
303
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,987
Ah, ah!
304
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,684
Damn it.
305
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,381
I did not think she
would say "bitch" so much
306
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,035
when I agree--
ah!
307
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,559
Wait, Butt-Head, you can't
smack me when I say it!
308
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,997
Son of a bitch.
Oh, wait, don't--ah!
309
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,564
Damn it, this game sucks.
310
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,919
Uh, damn it,
we're out of eggs.
311
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,355
Where are we gonna get
more eggs
312
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,792
to throw at this dumbass house?
313
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,620
Uh...
314
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,103
Well, hello.
315
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,801
Uh, hello.
316
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,629
We, like, need some eggs.
317
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,848
Yeah, a lot of 'em.
Please, yeah.
318
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,025
Eggs?
Of course.
319
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,549
Happy to help.
320
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,116
Reminds me of the old days
when a neighbor
321
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,813
would ask for a cup of sugar.
322
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:48,077
Um, okay.
Give us a cup of sugar too.
323
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,035
Yeah.
324
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,080
Sure, no problem.
325
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,213
So what grade
are you boys in?
326
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,564
Uh, we don't know.
327
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,435
I know what you mean.
328
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,655
It all goes by so fast,
doesn't it?
329
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,397
Uh, no?
330
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,790
Nope.
331
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:09,011
There you go, boys. Enjoy.
332
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,579
Bye, boys.
You come back anytime now.
333
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,146
Nah.
334
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,455
Oh, yeah.
335
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:22,242
- That sugar really hit the spot.
- Yeah, yeah, sure did, yeah.
336
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,157
You know, they should put this
in food and stuff.
337
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,767
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I wish.
338
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,900
Now let's go egg
those buttholes.
339
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,163
Yeah!
340
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,644
Okay, let's kick 'em
this time.
341
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,038
Yeah, yeah, throwing sucks.
342
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,654
Damn eggs.
Ugh!
343
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,830
Ah!
344
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:49,138
Uh, did we get any eggs
on the house?
345
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,401
I think so. Um...
346
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,752
eh, no, I don't think so.
347
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,363
Damn it.
348
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,669
All right, Beavis,
I have another idea.
349
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,932
Now follow me.
350
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,065
Um, what is it?
351
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,502
Uh, I don't know.
352
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,162
Okay, Beavis, we're gonna
toilet paper their house.
353
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,729
Yeah, yeah,
because they suck.
354
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:21,040
This'll teach them a lesson.
Okay, here we go, Beavis.
355
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,483
Yes!
356
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,181
They're gonna be so pissed off. Yeah.
357
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,009
No, they're not, dumbass.
358
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,272
The toilet paper
went down the sewer.
359
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:39,275
Oh, yeah, yeah,
so it did, yeah.
360
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,407
Damn it.
361
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,365
Now we gotta get
more toilet paper.
362
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:43,801
Where?
363
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,067
Hello.
364
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,634
Uh, we need toilet paper.
365
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,551
Sure, boys, always happy
to help a neighbor.
366
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:58,120
Um, and we need a lot
because I poop too much.
367
00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,557
He sure does.
368
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:03,212
You know, all that talk
of eggs and sugar last time
369
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:06,607
put me in the mood for baking,
and I made some cookies.
370
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:08,087
Whoa.
371
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,874
Well, they sure appreciate
your baking, honey.
372
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,050
Put more sugar in next time.
373
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,747
Yeah, yeah, have you heard
of that stuff?
374
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,141
Really good, yeah.
375
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,664
- Toilet paper.
- Yes!
376
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,144
Yeah, yeah.
377
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,754
It's about time.
378
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,974
Such good boys.
379
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,813
We did it, Butt-Head!
We did it, yeah!
380
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,424
Let me guess.
You guys did that?
381
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,297
- Yeah, we sure did.
- Yeah, it's toilet paper.
382
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,735
Real smart to TP a house
383
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,346
when there's a nationwide
toilet paper shortage going on.
384
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,524
Um, what?
385
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,526
There's no toilet paper
in the stores right now
386
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,225
because of the supply chain, genius.
387
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,009
It's called following the news?
388
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,756
Eh, this sucks.
389
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,193
Wait a minute, Beavis,
I just thought of something.
390
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,108
If we get
our toilet paper back,
391
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,284
we can sell it
and, like, be rich.
392
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,243
Whoa!
393
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:20,420
Damn it.
394
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:28,689
Uh, we got toilet paper.
395
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,387
Yeah, yeah, check it out.
Yeah, it's good stuff.
396
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,303
You can use it on your butt,
you know,
397
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,697
or blow your nose or something.
398
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,612
Wow.
399
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,875
For you boys to clean up
after some bad kids
400
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:45,009
threw toilet paper on our home,
it's wonderful.
401
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,229
- Thank you.
- Yes.
402
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,752
This is the nicest thing
anyone's done for us
403
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:49,971
in a long while.
404
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,800
Uh, what?
405
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,324
Diane and I were never able
to have children
406
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:59,633
of our own, but if we had,
we'd sure like to think
407
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,156
they'd be something like you.
408
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,681
Do you want the toilet paper
or not?
409
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,641
Yeah, it's, like,
brand-new or something.
410
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:09,991
Yeah, nobody wiped
their butt on it,
411
00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,123
not even once.
412
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,169
We'll throw this out for you.
413
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:17,259
Thank you.
Thanks again.
414
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:20,262
- Ugh, damn it.
- That sucks.
415
00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,785
They just stole
our toilet paper.
416
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,050
Well, I did wipe my butt
on some of it, you know,
417
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:27,878
if I'm gonna be honest.
418
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,533
We should, like,
smear shaving cream everywhere
419
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,188
- to prank those buttholes.
- Yeah, good idea.
420
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,408
Yeah.
421
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:38,411
Um, where do we get
shaving cream though?
422
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,804
Uh, I know.
423
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,547
Oh, yeah, yeah.
424
00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:46,941
This is gonna be cool.
425
00:20:54,688 --> 00:21:01,260
♪ ♪
426
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,278
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