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- ♪ MTV ♪
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[Beavis and Butt-Head
laughing]
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- And then he told me that
when you're on a camping trip,
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if someone's asleep
and you put their hand
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in a bowl of warm water, they,
like, pee in their sleep.
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- Uh, really?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
like, right in their pants.
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It really works.
They pee their pants, yeah.
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[both laughing]
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- Are you feeling
sleepy, Beavis?
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- Yeah, yeah, a little.
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- Uh, wait here.
[chuckling]
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[door opens]
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[objects clattering]
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[water running]
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[water stops]
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Let me help you get
comfortable, Beavis.
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- Oh, thanks, yeah.
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- You can use this bag
of potato chips as a pillow.
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- Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, it's pretty cozy.
Yeah.
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Oh, still some stuff
in there, too.
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Wow, good stuff.
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- There we go, Beavis.
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You just relax.
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- You know, I think I will.
Yeah.
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- Nice deep breaths, Beavis.
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- [sighs] I might just rest my
eyes for a little bit,
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if that's okay.
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- You go right ahead, Beavis.
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Relax, deeper and deeper,
way down.
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[chuckles]
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Count backwards from--
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Uh, never mind that, Beavis.
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Just relax.
[chuckles]
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- Okay.
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What a day, what a day.
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[chuckles, sighs] Hmm.
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Hey!
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Are you trying to make me
pee my pants?
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- Perhaps.
[chuckles]
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- Um, wait here.
[chuckling]
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[objects clattering]
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[water running, Beavis humming]
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Pee his pants.
[snickers]
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- Well played, Beavis.
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- We'll see who falls
asleep first, Butt-Head.
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- Yes, we will, Beavis.
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Yes, we will.
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We are playing
the most dangerous game.
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And the loser pees their pants.
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[snickering]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Whoa!
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- I can't tell you
how easy that was.
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- Did you see that?
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- I sure did.
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Yes! Yes!
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Oh, yeah.
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- Boy, this guy
really hates bamboo.
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- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I hate it, too.
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Yeah, yeah, chop it off.
Yeah!
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- Yes, get it.
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both: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Get it.
- Yeah.
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- This guy must score so hard.
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- That's what I love about
this Chinese war sword.
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- I want this job right here.
Yeah.
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Do you think you need,
like, good grades
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to be a sword chopper?
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- Uh, I don't think so.
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He looks pretty stupid.
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- Stupid people kick ass.
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- I love it.
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The Chinese war sword
by Cold Steel.
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- The Chinese war sword, yeah.
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- [chuckles]
Who's this doofus?
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- Yeah, yeah, really.
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I think that's, like,
that guy's son or something.
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[chuckles]
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- He's a disgrace
to the family.
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[both snickering]
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- Well, son, if you get fired
from Subway,
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there's always a place for you
here slicing cow heads.
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Don't worry about it.
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- That basketball killed
his entire family.
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[chuckles]
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- They ought to kill all
the sports, you know?
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Yeah, they should kill,
like, baseball and football
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and stretching and climbing
that rope, you know?
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Whoa, whoa, look!
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Yeah. Yeah, there you go.
There you go.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
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Yeah.
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♪ ♪
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- This is the coolest video
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I have ever seen
in my entire life.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, they should put a thing
at the beginning that says
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"Definitely try this at home."
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- "And do not ask
your parents' permission."
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- 'Cause it kicks ass.
Yeah.
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- Good morning, Beavis.
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- Um, yeah, good morning.
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- You were up all night.
You must be feeling very tired.
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- Oh, yes, yes.
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Yeah, in fact, I'm so tired
that if you go to sleep first,
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I'll go to sleep, too,
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and I will not put
your hand, like,
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in this bowl that's on my lap.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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- Oh, really?
- Absolutely, yeah.
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And that's the truth.
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And it's not just me, like,
lying or something, you know?
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It's completely true,
from the bottom of my heart.
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[chuckles]
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- Nice try, Beavis,
but the game continues.
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- Okay, there are how
many kinds of rocks?
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Three kinds of rocks, okay?
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There's igneous...
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sedimentary,
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and meta what?
- [snickering]
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- [shouts]
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- Anybody?
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Meta...?
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Okay, it's metamorphic.
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Those are
the three kinds of rocks.
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[school bell ringing]
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- Ugh!
[chuckles]
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[both groaning]
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[both groaning]
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Damn it, Beavis,
this has gone too far.
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We've been up
for two nights in a row.
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That's, like, ten
straight hours or something.
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- Yeah, I'm getting
kind of tired, Bergman.
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What's your name, again?
- Uh, I don't know.
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That sounded right.
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- Cool.
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- Beavis, it is time for peace.
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Let's pour out our bowls
of warm water
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and have, like, one
of those truce things.
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- Yeah, truce thing.
Yeah.
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- Eh...
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one, two, three.
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[chuckles]
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- [chuckles, groans softly]
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I am kind of tired
or something.
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- Yeah.
[chuckles]
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Me too.
[chuckles]
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- [snoring]
- [chuckling]
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- Yeah.
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[snoring]
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- [chuckling]
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Eh...
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- Damn it.
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- Um, Beavis?
Butt-Head?
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- [muttering]
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Sounds reasonable.
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- I'm beginning to get
concerned that the two of you
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aren't getting
enough rest, okay?
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It seems like you're coming
to class fatigued,
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and it's affecting
your ability to concentrate.
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- [muttering]
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- Beavis, where are you going?
- Just go over--
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- Beavis?
- [muttering]
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[body thuds]
- I think he's sleepwalking.
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- [muttering]
Ah!
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[locker clangs]
- Yes!
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I'm going to make
him pee in his pants.
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[chuckles]
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- [muttering]
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- Hey!
- Yeah, sorry about that.
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- [snickering]
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- [muttering]
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[tires screeching,
horn honking]
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- Come back here with your hand
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and, like, stand
in one place, dumbass.
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- They don't stand
right there, you know?
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Ah!
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[muttering]
[whistle blows]
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[continues muttering]
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- Damn it, stay in one place,
dumbass.
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Hold still.
[chuckles]
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- Now, it's dangerous to wake
a sleepwalker, so we need--
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Oh.
- [muttering]
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See bed, yeah.
There we go.
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- Ah, finally...
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[chuckling]
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Victory is mine.
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[chuckles]
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[both sigh]
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[liquid trickling]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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- Today we're talking
about fossils.
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Okay?
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And a fossil, class,
is really just another name
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for an ancient bone.
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[Beavis and Butt-Head
snickering]
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But what you may not know
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is that these bony messengers
from the past
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can be found
in our own backyard.
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Recently, not far from here,
a Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton
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was found
by amateur bone hunters.
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- Beavis' mom
is an amateur bone hunter.
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- Shut up, Butt-Head.
That's not funny.
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- And while they may not have
the glitz
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of popular youth culture,
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dinosaur exhibits bring in
millions of dollars
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for the American
Paleontological Foundation--
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- Uh, sir?
Sir! Hey!
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What was the part
about a million dollars?
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- More like millions,
Butt-Head.
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You know, a good research
project would be to find--
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- Beavis, our hard work
in school is about to pay off.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, finally.
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Jesus.
[chuckles]
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- Eh, sorry, Butt-Head.
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Anderson only had one shovel.
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- One is all we need, Beavis.
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Now start digging.
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Van Driessen said we'd find
them in our own backyard.
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[chuckles]
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[shovel clanking]
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- [grunting]
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- Um, I don't see
any bones, Butt-Head.
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- Beavis, you wuss.
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You're not digging good.
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Step aside.
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You got to put your back
into it, dumbass, like this.
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Beavis, we'll find
no dinosaurs here.
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If it's this hard
for us to dig,
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there's no way the dinosaurs
could have dug their houses
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with those wimpy little
kangaroo arms.
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- Oh, yeah.
[both chuckling]
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[shovel scraping]
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- Uh, those dumbass bones got
to be in somebody's backyard.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Whoa, a bone!
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It's just like that
dinosaur bone we saw in class
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but newer.
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That butt-munch dog
stole our idea.
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Damn it.
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Come on, give it.
[dog growling]
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It's mine.
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What are you going to do
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with a million dollars,
butthole?
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[dog growling]
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- Whoa, bones.
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- Yeah, we don't
even have to dig.
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- That stupid dog did
all our work for us.
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He even put them in bags.
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- Yeah, there's still
some dinosaur on this one.
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Not bad really.
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Wait, what's this show called?
261
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:43,197
- Uh, this is "Ghosted."
[chuckles]
262
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,068
- So is there a ghost
on that chair?
263
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:48,593
[chuckles]
- No.
264
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,509
That dude there,
he like, ghosted her.
265
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,121
And so now they're going
to like, find out why
266
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,384
and then work it out
or something,
267
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,168
or settle it in the cage
or something.
268
00:12:58,255 --> 00:13:00,040
- Why didn't you tell me?
269
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,650
Why didn't you like,
spend the holidays with me?
270
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,391
I was your girlfriend.
271
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,435
- Boy, she must have
done something
272
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,003
really bad
for him to ghost her.
273
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,831
- Yeah, she probably
like, killed his dog
274
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:11,312
and slapped his mom
and stuff, you know?
275
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,314
And even then though,
276
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:16,056
I still don't think
I'd ghost her, Butt-Head.
277
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,797
- [sighs]
- Yeah, this better be good.
278
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,711
- This is really embarrassing.
279
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,583
- We got to pay attention.
280
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:25,935
- The real reason
I ghosted you, Giovanna,
281
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:29,460
is because you're a sex addict.
282
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,462
- What?
283
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,465
- Uh, what?
[chuckles]
284
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:37,686
- Wait, wait, wait a second.
Whoa, whoa. [chuckles]
285
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:41,037
You know, it almost
sounded like he said
286
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,734
she wants to have sex too much,
287
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,519
and that's why
he broke up with her.
288
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:47,130
- Uh, that can't be right.
289
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,392
- Girl, you're like
a [bleep] rabbit.
290
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,090
Like, you just [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep], [bleep],
291
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,308
[bleep], [bleep],
[bleep], [bleep].
292
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,440
- Wait, he is!
He is complaining!
293
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,268
- You're pathetic.
- What?
294
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:55,573
- You're for real pathetic.
- He's complaining about that?
295
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,838
- This is the dumbest dude
I've ever seen in my life.
296
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,535
- Oh, he's not just dumb,
Butt-Head.
297
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,189
[chuckles]
298
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:05,670
He's a lousy son of a bitch!
Yeah.
299
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,108
- He sure is.
- How dare he!
300
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,980
I mean, some of us,
you know, like me,
301
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,287
don't have any sex, ever.
302
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,899
And he's sitting there
with his man bun
303
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,901
and complaining about
having too much sex?
304
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,947
- Jesus Christ.
305
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,905
- Multiple times
a day, every day.
306
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,212
- I don't know what
number multiple is,
307
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,040
but it's better than zero.
308
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,346
- Exactly.
309
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:32,306
- There's starving kids
in poor countries,
310
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,786
and they probably get to score,
but I don't.
311
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,746
And look at this guy.
Who does he think he is?
312
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,879
- For once, I'm not going
to say settle down, Beavis.
313
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,185
You're absolutely right.
314
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:44,100
- I hate him!
I hate him, Butt-Head!
315
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,754
[screaming]
316
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,669
[glass shatters]
317
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:48,800
Shut up!
- That's right, Beavis.
318
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,281
- Shut up!
[screams]
319
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,717
Shut up, you butt monkey!
- Kick his ass.
320
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,545
- [screams]
321
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:57,113
- Lousy son of a bitch.
Teach him a lesson.
322
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,985
- [grunting]
- There you go.
323
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,464
- You don't want to score?
324
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,075
Well, how about not scoring
with some of this?
325
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,990
- Yes.
- [grunts]
326
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,650
[sighs]
327
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,957
- That's how you
take care of that.
328
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,177
- That'll teach him a lesson.
329
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,529
- [chuckles]
That was cool.
330
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,444
- Sorry, sorry.
331
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,141
Yeah, I just really hated him,
Butt-Head, you know?
332
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,448
[both chuckle]
333
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:32,627
- We don't have a TV anymore.
[chuckles]
334
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,759
- Why not?
335
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:37,675
Oh, yeah, yeah.
336
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:41,070
[metallic scraping]
[both grunting]
337
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,687
- So let's, like,
assemble the bones.
338
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,428
[chuckles]
339
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:55,258
- Um, are there instructions
or something?
340
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,478
- I don't see any.
341
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:59,306
- They must have fell out
of the bag or something.
342
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,395
- We don't need instructions,
asswipe.
343
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:04,615
I know plenty about dinosaurs.
344
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,662
Now, this is an ass bone.
[chuckles]
345
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,055
[both chuckle]
346
00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,105
- How's it look?
[chuckles]
347
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:19,108
- Uh...
348
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,241
pretty realistic.
349
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:25,593
Hmm, it feels like
it's missing something though.
350
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,464
- Like what?
351
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,162
- Uh...
352
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,729
oh, yeah.
353
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:34,167
[both chuckling]
354
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,912
I shall call you Bonersaurus.
355
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,697
- The mighty Bonersaurus.
356
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,525
[both chuckling]
357
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,831
- Beavis,
it's going to be hard for us
358
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,659
notto make a million dollars.
359
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,660
[chuckles]
360
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,364
- Come see the dinosaur.
361
00:16:57,451 --> 00:17:00,410
It's a real skeleton
of a dinosaur monster.
362
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,195
Yes, sir.
[chuckles]
363
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,197
- And then, like,
visit the gift shop.
364
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:05,633
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
365
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,939
We've got a t-shirt
that says "Bonersaurus"
366
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,854
and then like,
Butt-Head's retainer,
367
00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,248
and that's, like, a bra
I found in a parking lot once.
368
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,120
- Come see the
ancient Bonersaurus.
369
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,730
- Oh, my God.
Pull over, pull over.
370
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,123
Look at this.
371
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:17,775
- Step right up.
- Hey, you.
372
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,386
- That is too perfect.
373
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,648
- Let's get a picture,
374
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:21,779
and then we'll
get the hell out of here.
375
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,520
- Come see the Bonersaurus.
376
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,740
- Come check out our museum
that's going to make us rich.
377
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,437
- Did you make this?
378
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:30,919
- Uh, yeah,
this is Bonersaurus.
379
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,442
Would you like to see it
for $2?
380
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:36,446
- Yes, we'd love to see it.
Here you go.
381
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,969
- Welcome to our museum.
382
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,667
Hundreds of years ago,
383
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,322
Bonersaurus walked the land,
killing everything in sight,
384
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,976
and scoring
with chick dinosaurs.
385
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,892
- Yeah,
its name was Bonersaurus,
386
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,199
which means saurus
that has a boner.
387
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,723
[chuckles]
- And this ends our tour.
388
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,551
Please exit through
the gift shop.
389
00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:55,900
- And buy some stuff.
390
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,076
[camera shutter clicks]
391
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,207
- I have to post this
right now.
392
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,730
[both chuckling]
393
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,735
- Um, how much money have
we made so far, Butt-Head?
394
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:07,608
- Uh, let's see here.
395
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:11,960
One, two--uh...
396
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:15,572
it's like $100 or, like,
a million or something.
397
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,661
- Kickass.
398
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,620
What are you going to
buy with your half?
399
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,187
- Half?
400
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,711
Boner-saurus was my idea,
Beavis.
401
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,452
- No way.
402
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:28,368
It was my idea,
and I built most of it!
403
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,935
- Well, I stuck on the boner.
[chuckles]
404
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,894
And that's what everybody's
here to see.
405
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,113
- Damn it, Butt-Head.
406
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,592
Now, I'm going
to take the boner...
407
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,333
- No, you're not.
- And build my own Bonersaurus!
408
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,292
And mine is going
to be all boners
409
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,903
with none of that dumb stuff
like arms! Yeah.
410
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,513
- Beavis,
if you touch my boner,
411
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,950
I swear to God I'm going--
- This boner is mine!
412
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,216
- Beavis, get your damn
hands off my boner.
413
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,826
[fist impacting]
- Make me!
414
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,654
[both grunting]
415
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,098
[chuckles]
416
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,319
[wind blows softly]
417
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:12,542
I guess the museum's closed,
Butt-Head.
418
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:16,024
- The age of the mighty
Bonersaurus is over.
419
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,679
Perhaps in a hundred years,
people will find these bones
420
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:22,204
and say, "Once long ago,
there was a dinosaur
421
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,033
that had a boner or something."
422
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,078
I don't know.
[chuckles]
423
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,951
This is stupid.
[chuckles]
424
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:33,433
Why did we even do this?
425
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,610
- Makes you think. [chuckles]
It really makes you think.
426
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:37,611
[both chuckling]
427
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,308
[dog growling]
428
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:08,729
- Chirp.
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