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[chuckling] 13 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:46,046 Get lost, you damn hippie. 14 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,960 - Butt-Head, I trusted you! 15 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,875 [sobbing] 16 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:52,574 - I love you so much, Butt-Head. 17 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:54,489 - [snoring] 18 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,404 - That's right, baby. [chuckling] 19 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:59,146 - [guffawing] Yeah, fire. 20 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,451 - Aah! 21 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:01,496 Damn it, get off of me! - Ahh! Ahh! 22 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,758 Get off of me, butthole! 23 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:04,542 [growls] 24 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,022 - [sighs] 25 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,328 - Aah! - Damn it, Beavis. 26 00:01:07,415 --> 00:01:08,764 You ate all my nachos. 27 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:12,072 - No way! You ate all my nachos! 28 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,074 - You didn't even have nachos. 29 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,293 - Oh, yeah. [guffawing] 30 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:18,164 Well, I guess it was me. Yeah. 31 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:21,255 Whoa. Check it out, Butt-Head. 32 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,735 Look at that. 33 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:24,997 See? It was someone else. 34 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,390 - Uh-huh. 35 00:01:28,914 --> 00:01:31,308 That's, like, a clue or something. 36 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:34,050 I guess I don't have to kick your ass just yet, Beavis. 37 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,747 [chuckling] 38 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:36,966 Uh... 39 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:39,229 Hmm, I don't see anyone. 40 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,188 [munching] 41 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:43,233 - Whoa! [guffaws] 42 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,888 What's that thing, Butt-Head? 43 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:48,456 - I think it's, like, a bear or something. 44 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:49,761 - Are you sure? 45 00:01:49,848 --> 00:01:52,895 - Whatever it is, I'm gonna kick its ass. 46 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,332 [both laughing] 47 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,902 [doorbell rings] 48 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:00,946 [indistinct chatter] 49 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,687 Ay, qué linda. 50 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,472 Besito. 51 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,387 - They missed. [chuckling] 52 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,039 - Yeah, by a mile. [guffawing] 53 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:10,739 They suck at kissing. 54 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:13,959 - They're never gonna score. [TV chatter] 55 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:17,398 - Well, I mean, I'd score with them, you know? 56 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,748 I would not miss. 57 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:22,751 [both laughing] 58 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,231 - ♪ Oh, my love, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 59 00:02:24,318 --> 00:02:27,103 - Is this, like, Thanksgiving or something? 60 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:30,280 - Uh, yeah, I think so. 61 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,716 - When is Thanksgiving? 62 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,936 [guffawing] 63 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,720 - I think it's, like, 64 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,984 the third November of the year or something. 65 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,856 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 66 00:02:40,942 --> 00:02:44,164 - Remember that time your mom tried to have Thanksgiving? 67 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:48,124 'cause, like, she had that boyfriend for, like, a week? 68 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,908 [both laughing] 69 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,519 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 70 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,869 Yeah, that's right. Yeah. 71 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:57,002 - Lots of dudes are thankful for your mom, Beavis. 72 00:02:57,089 --> 00:02:59,701 [both laughing] 73 00:02:59,788 --> 00:03:02,138 - Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. 74 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,183 - ♪ Don't go yet ♪ 75 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,401 ♪ ♪ 76 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,838 - I mean a lot of dudes, Beavis. 77 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,492 [chuckling] 78 00:03:08,579 --> 00:03:09,841 - Butt-Head, come on. 79 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:12,409 - I mean, like, hundreds of dudes. 80 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,585 [chuckling] 81 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:15,934 - Shut up, Butt-Head! [growling] 82 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,806 - They all go around the table 83 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,938 and ask what they're thankful for, 84 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,332 and they all say Beavis' mom. 85 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:25,770 [chuckling] 86 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:26,336 - Come on, Butt-Head. That's enough. 87 00:03:26,423 --> 00:03:28,033 Come on. 88 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,383 You know, I do like this video, though. 89 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,950 [guffawing] 90 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,170 - It is pretty cool, 91 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:36,738 but don't change the subject, Beavis. 92 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:39,001 On the first Thanksgiving, 93 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:41,308 the Indians taught the pilgrims how to eat maize, 94 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:44,833 and the pilgrims taught the Indians how to do your mom. 95 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,748 [both laughing] - Yeah. 96 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:49,316 They're like, "See, it's easy." 97 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,795 Come on, Butt-Head. [snickers] 98 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:53,145 - On the first Thanksgiving, 99 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,497 the pilgrims and Squanto pulled a train on your mom. 100 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:59,108 [both laughing] 101 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,892 - Come on, Butt-Head. 102 00:04:00,979 --> 00:04:03,068 - And then there was peace throughout the land, 103 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:05,810 'cause everyone got a piece of your mom. 104 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:07,638 [chuckling] 105 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,032 - Okay, come on, Butt-Head. Enough! 106 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:11,512 [snickers] 107 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,210 - Anyway, in all seriousness, Beavis, 108 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:16,821 I know I make fun of your mom a lot, 109 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,563 but that's because she's a slut. 110 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:22,697 - Shut up, Butt-Head! She is not. 111 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:25,134 She just has sex with lots and lots of guys. 112 00:04:25,221 --> 00:04:27,702 That's all. [snickers] 113 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:30,879 - Oh, I stand corrected. [chuckling] 114 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,924 - Besides, Butt-Head, I heard somewhere 115 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:36,058 that "slut" is, like, a good word now, you know? 116 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,581 Like, "Yeah, yeah. 117 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,018 Yeah, I'm a slut! Yeah." 118 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:41,019 [guffawing] 119 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:43,674 - Uh...oh. 120 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:46,677 Well, then, like I was saying, 121 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:50,638 your mom is the biggest slut of all time. 122 00:04:50,725 --> 00:04:52,683 - Yeah, thank you. [guffawing] 123 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,904 I'll tell her you said that. [guffawing] 124 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,515 - No one takes my nachos and gets away with it. 125 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:01,213 - Yep, time to kick some ass. 126 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,304 - You can run, but you can't hide, dumbass. 127 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:07,785 [both grunting] 128 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:11,746 - This tree feels kind of funny on my schlong. 129 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,878 - They call it wood for a reason, Beavis. 130 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,837 [chuckles] 131 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:18,100 [raccoon chittering] There's no escape now. 132 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:21,103 Prepare to have your ass shoved up your-- 133 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,931 uh... 134 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,325 oh, I see. 135 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,283 [chuckles] 136 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,546 - Butt-Head. [chittering] 137 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,244 The bears are going into our house. 138 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:36,118 - Damn it. We gotta climb down there now. 139 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,685 - Yeah, maybe later. 140 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:38,860 Remember that thing I said on the way up 141 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:41,732 about the tree feeling funny on my schlong? 142 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,168 Might want to just, like, 143 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,214 stay here a little while, you know what I'm saying? 144 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:47,651 - Beavis, you pervert. Get out of the way now. 145 00:05:47,738 --> 00:05:49,349 Perve out with the tree on your own time. 146 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,568 We gotta fight those bears. 147 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,527 - Aah! Come on, Butt-Head! Come on. 148 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:54,789 Aah! Just five more minutes. Come on. 149 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:57,008 - Damn you, Beavis. - Aah! I'm almost--whoa! 150 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,619 - [grunting] 151 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,534 [thuds] Ugh. 152 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,584 - [grunts] 153 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,630 Damn it, Butt-Head. You ruined it. 154 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,636 - Anderson's gotta have something in here 155 00:06:15,723 --> 00:06:18,987 to kill that dumb bear son of a bitch. 156 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:21,250 Uh, hmm... 157 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:24,340 - Something to kill a bear. 158 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,777 - Uh... - No. 159 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,431 - Uh... 160 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,390 Ooh, there we go. 161 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:32,130 - Bingo. [guffawing] 162 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,003 Let's kill them with this. 163 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,440 I'll pretend I'm gonna measure how tall he is. 164 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,137 And then you sneak up behind him. 165 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,444 And I'm like, "That's two feet tall, sir," 166 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,577 and meanwhile, you've got another one of these 167 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,100 that's metric, see--aah! 168 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:47,407 - Shut up, Beavis. Look. 169 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:49,800 Look what happened to that mouse. 170 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:52,499 And he's got a big can of glue. 171 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,326 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 172 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,328 - Oh, yeah, yeah, we'll just sniff some glue 173 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,288 and forget about the bears. 174 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,899 - You're a dumbass, Beavis. [chuckling] 175 00:07:01,986 --> 00:07:03,640 - Oh, yeah, yeah. [guffawing] 176 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:08,384 - Glue is cool. [chuckling] 177 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,342 - Butt-Head, you've got that trap stuck to-- 178 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,084 - Beavis, don't tell me how to do my job. 179 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:14,564 - Yeah, but Butt-Head, you've got a thing on your-- 180 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,827 - Beavis, if I wanted your opinion, 181 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,481 I'd tell it to you. 182 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:20,440 And now, the bait. 183 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,180 [chuckling] Get this here. 184 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,313 [grunts] 185 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,142 This is gonna be cool. [chuckling] 186 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:30,058 [pop music on TV] 187 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,975 - I'm kind of hungry. [guffawing] 188 00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:36,804 - Well, then go get us some food, dumbass. 189 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,459 - Okay. [guffawing] 190 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,462 [humming] 191 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:47,815 Whoa, cool. Nachos. [guffawing] 192 00:07:47,902 --> 00:07:50,731 Just gonna scoop some up here. 193 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:52,733 [grunting] Damn it. 194 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:56,040 [grunting] 195 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,868 Aah! Aw, damn it. 196 00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,609 Help! Ow! 197 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,785 I'm stuck, Butt-Head! Help! 198 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,571 - Quit messing around, Beavis. I'm hungry. 199 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,921 Damn it, Beavis, you're screwing up my trap. 200 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,618 [both grunting] 201 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,620 Aah! Damn it, Beavis. 202 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,623 [both grunting] 203 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,279 - Damn it. Get off! 204 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:18,323 [glass shatters] 205 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,064 - [chuckles] Get off. 206 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:21,588 [glass shatters] 207 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:22,850 [both grunting] 208 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,329 Walk this way, Beavis. 209 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,375 You're screwing it all up. 210 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,203 Ow! - Damn it. 211 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,031 I can't--no, no. both: Aah! 212 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,424 - Ow! - Damn it. 213 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,775 - Butt-Head, I just need to take a whiz here. 214 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:37,125 - Not now, dumbass! - Ow! 215 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,953 - We need, like, a hose or something. 216 00:08:39,039 --> 00:08:40,215 - Ow! 217 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:42,739 - This glue sucks. 218 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,089 - So, let's take a look at the cow eye here. 219 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,352 And there are gonna be obviously some similarities 220 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:48,963 between human and cow eyes here. 221 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,530 - Whoa! 222 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,183 They just took that eyeball out of a cow? 223 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,359 [guffawing] 224 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,753 - Uh, yeah. [chuckles] 225 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,016 - This is gonna be cool. [guffawing] 226 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:01,976 Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing. [giggling] 227 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,151 - I think the cow, like, 228 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:06,023 donated its eyeballs to science. 229 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:09,026 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - You can do that. 230 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,376 Like, on your driver's license, 231 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,770 you can be an organ donor. 232 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,946 [chuckling] 233 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,774 - You know, if someone, like, donates their schlong 234 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,821 to science, I could, like, become a scientist 235 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:24,172 and then, like, get two schlongs. 236 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:27,044 And then, I could, like, be scoring with a chick 237 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:29,394 and spanking my monkey at the same time. 238 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,049 Yeah! Yeah! [guffawing] 239 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:36,445 - Uh. Beavis, why would you be spanking your monkey 240 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,361 if you're already scoring with a chick? 241 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,232 - 'Cause if I'm scoring with a chick, 242 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,583 I think my other schlong would have a boner too, 243 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,019 you know what I'm saying? 244 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,716 [guffawing] 245 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:50,154 - Why not just score with two chicks? 246 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,939 - Ooh, yeah. I hadn't thought about that. 247 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:54,855 Yeah. Yeah, that would be good. 248 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,857 I mean, I'd need a third schlong, you know, 249 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,120 but then I could be scoring with two chicks 250 00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,643 and spanking my monkey. 251 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,297 Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. 252 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,299 [guffawing] 253 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,693 - Beavis, why do you always need an extra schlong 254 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,652 to be spanking your monkey with? 255 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:12,133 - To spank my monkey! Yeah. 256 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,352 - So if you had two schlongs 257 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,659 and you were scoring with two chicks at the same time, 258 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,574 that wouldn't be good enough? 259 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:22,143 You still think you'd need an extra schlong? 260 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,624 - Well, I mean, you gotta have at least one 261 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,060 to spank your monkey with, 262 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,627 and that's exactly what I have. 263 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,193 [guffawing] 264 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:32,762 - Uh, you're a weirdo, Beavis. [chuckling] 265 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,894 - Yeah, but anyway, you know, 266 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,636 if somebody starts donating schlongs, 267 00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,160 somebody better be donating some more hands to science too, 268 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,901 you know what I mean? 269 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,599 'Cause then I could have, like, four schlongs 270 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,296 and, like, eight hands. 271 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,255 Yeah, that would be cool. [guffawing] 272 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:51,999 I'd be Dr. Spankenstein, the Spanktopus. 273 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:55,480 - Uh, don't you mean four schlongs and four hands? 274 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,657 - No, no. 275 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,833 I think we must, like, spank our monkeys differently, 276 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,096 Butt-Head. [guffawing] 277 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,924 Different paths up the same mountain. 278 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:06,143 [both laughing] 279 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,319 Different strokes for different strokes. 280 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,452 [both laughing] 281 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:13,368 [both grunting] 282 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,287 - We need to get the hose and spray this crap off. 283 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,638 [both grunting] 284 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,031 - Slow down, Butt-Head. 285 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,424 - Damn it, Beavis, just don't do anything. 286 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,166 [both grunting] I think I got it. 287 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,298 - Get the hose, Butt-Head. Come on. 288 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,429 - Damn it, Beavis. Hold still-- 289 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,170 both: Aah! 290 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,390 [chittering] 291 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,697 - Whoa, it's bears! 292 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,655 No! No, this is wrong! 293 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,136 No! No! - Aah! 294 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:45,095 [both grunting] - Aah! 295 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,793 - Damn it. Get off of me. 296 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,795 [both grunting] 297 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,622 - Butt-Head, I'm stuck to a bear! 298 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,277 Aah! Aah! - Damn glue. 299 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,714 [tires squeal] [car horn honks] 300 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,977 This is all your fault, Beavis. 301 00:11:58,543 --> 00:11:59,631 - Boy, it's still nice 302 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,590 for a fella to take a moment 303 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:05,072 and enjoy a dang sunset in this crazy world. 304 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,377 [distant chittering] 305 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,119 [both grunting] 306 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,555 What the hell? 307 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,427 [chittering and grunting] 308 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,559 Stand your ground! 309 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,258 I got bear spray, damn it! 310 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,434 - Aah! Aah! Ugh! - Aah! Aah! Ow! 311 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,348 No! No! - Ow! Ow! 312 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,915 - Ow, my eyes! 313 00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,744 Blech! Damn it, ow! - Ugh. Ugh. 314 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:28,138 Well, Beavis, it just goes to show you, you can't do-- 315 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,923 - Take that! both: Aah! 316 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,882 - There's more where that came from, you son of a bitch! 317 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,934 [rock music] 318 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,414 ♪ ♪ 319 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,417 - [humming] 320 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:52,336 Hey. Hey, Butt-Head. 321 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:53,816 Butt-Head! 322 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,298 Hey, Butt-Head. What's going on? 323 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,300 Oh. 324 00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,084 - What's going on? Not a lot going on with me, 325 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,565 but, hey, thanks for asking, man. 326 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,393 - Oh, you're welcome. 327 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,482 - What's going on with you, pal? 328 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,572 - Oh, not much. I was looking for Butt-Head-- 329 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,617 - Man, I wish I had your confidence. 330 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,706 Just go up to someone you don't know and ask, 331 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:15,882 "What's going on?" 332 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,361 I'm new in town. I ought to try that. 333 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,233 Bet I'd meet a lot more people. 334 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,278 I'm Keith, by the way. What's your name, buddy? 335 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,194 - Oh, Beavis. - Great to meet you, Beavis. 336 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,543 What are you up to, man? We should hang out. 337 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,200 - Yeah, um... 338 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,506 - I'm a people person like you, man. 339 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:35,031 All these people I meet are so uptight, you know? 340 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,424 No one wants to just hang out. 341 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:39,253 - Well, I'm gonna go find Butt-Head. 342 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,951 I think he's at the Maxi Mart. See you later. 343 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,213 - That's cool, man. No prob. 344 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,520 Hey, I'm headed that way. I'll give you a ride. 345 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,261 - Uh, I don't know. 346 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,132 - It's just a ride, man. I'm not gonna bite you. 347 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:51,178 Look at this guy. 348 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,615 - Okay. Okay, I guess that's cool. 349 00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:55,747 Yeah. [guffawing] 350 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,358 - On the way, I just gotta do just a couple little things. 351 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,664 Oh, and you gotta meet my buddy, Rafe. 352 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:00,796 - Wait a minute. What? 353 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,059 [door handle rattles] 354 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,845 - Okay, I'm gonna show you how to do this barefoot. 355 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,455 The secret is all in your meat. 356 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,327 - Oh, this is that video 357 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,068 where they show you how to shake that ass. 358 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:13,983 - Cool! Yeah! [guffawing] 359 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:17,204 You know, I've always wanted to learn how to shake that ass. 360 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:21,164 Yeah, it's, like, on my bucket list. 361 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:22,687 I want to shake my ass in a bucket. 362 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,385 [both laughing] 363 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,431 This time, I'm finally gonna pay attention, 364 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,564 and I'm gonna learn how to shake that ass. 365 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,219 I'm just gonna stand up here. 366 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,481 Get my feet shoulder length apart. 367 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,352 Okay. [guffawing] 368 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:36,745 - I don't care how much meat you have. 369 00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:38,268 If you got big meat... 370 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,402 - [chuckling] She said "big meat." 371 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:42,969 - Shut up, Butt-Head! Okay. 372 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,231 - If you got little meat... 373 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,233 - She said "little meat." [chuckling] 374 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,539 - Shut up, Butt-Head! Come on. 375 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,106 - You can go on the ball of your foot 376 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,239 or you can go on your heel. - "Ball of your foot." 377 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,763 - Damn it, Butt-Head. 378 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,286 Okay, come on. Come on. Get it all out of your system. 379 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,679 Come on. She said "meat." 380 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,159 She said "big meat," "small meat." 381 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,551 She said "balls." - Speed it up. 382 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,553 - Okay, are you done? [guffawing] 383 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,034 - Uh, maybe. 384 00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,557 - And here it is from the back. 385 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,255 - You have no ass. 386 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,778 - Damn it, Butt-Head! 387 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:13,129 - You look like two legs shoved into a back. 388 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,262 - Damn it, Butt-Head! Shut up! 389 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,612 When I start shaking that ass, 390 00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,049 there's gonna be a lot of chicks coming over. 391 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,877 - No, there won't. 392 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,270 - Damn it, Butt-Head. 393 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,749 I'm sick of sitting around here 394 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,883 listening to your crap and your do-nothing attitude, 395 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,712 and I'm gonna learn this! 396 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,756 - No, you're not. 397 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,498 You're gonna give up. 398 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,631 You can't do anything. 399 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,677 [chuckling] 400 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,462 - My butt's kind of tired. Let's watch something else. 401 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,333 I am gonna learn this later, though. 402 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,378 - Shake your meat. 403 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,512 - So I say to Marcy--I'm like, 404 00:15:48,599 --> 00:15:49,949 "Marcy, hey, if you want this relationship 405 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,820 "to come from a place of honesty, 406 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,865 you can't get all aggro when I'm being honest." 407 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,607 Do you know what I'm saying? - Uh-huh. [guffawing] 408 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:57,826 - Thanks for doing that with me, man. 409 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,219 You're a great hang. 410 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,524 I'll take you to the Maxi Mart now. 411 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,917 - Yeah, that's good, because we've been 412 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,353 driving around a long time, and I really-- 413 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,181 - I just gotta pop in here and get oat milk 414 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,182 and, like, four or five more things. 415 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,662 Marcy can't handle regular milk. 416 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,316 Remind me to tell you about that later. 417 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,752 Oh, and trash bags. 418 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,449 - Giving me a ride was cool and everything, 419 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,930 but I'm just gonna walk for a while here. 420 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,671 Yeah. [guffawing] 421 00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,761 - Good idea, man. I want to walk too. 422 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,372 Gotta get my steps in today. - Oh, boy. 423 00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:23,591 - Never gonna get to 10,000 424 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,028 without my buddy keeping me honest, yo. 425 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,118 - I just need to go a different direction than you, because-- 426 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,772 - Hey, you got a Metallica shirt. 427 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,383 You like music, right? - Well, yeah, but-- 428 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,210 - Okay, then you're gonna love this. 429 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:35,777 You gotta come see this. 430 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,692 - I really can't, because I gotta-- 431 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,346 - Come on, man. You don't want to walk. 432 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,912 Maxi Mart's, like, two miles away. 433 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,001 We passed it on the way here. 434 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,093 [playing rock ballad] 435 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:50,705 ♪ ♪ 436 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,055 This store's awesome, right? Right? 437 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,884 - Yeah, so I'm gonna go find Butt-Head now. 438 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,407 - Okay, just hold this for one second. 439 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,452 I'm gonna give you a ride. You're gonna get there 440 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,280 so much quicker, dude. Come on. 441 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,151 Hey, yo, where the keyboards at? 442 00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:04,240 - Um... 443 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,372 Let's see here. 444 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,201 [amplifier feedback] 445 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,291 Aah, sorry! [feedback intensifies] 446 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,211 [feedback warbling] 447 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,865 [amplifier powers down] 448 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:21,953 [hip-hop music] 449 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,564 [record scratching] 450 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,218 - I'll just be a minute. Don't worry, pal. 451 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:29,700 ♪ ♪ 452 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:35,793 - So I just gotta tell Marcy, 453 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,534 "Hey, I'm a people person like Beavis." 454 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,058 Hop in, man. She's close. 455 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,582 - Um, I just gotta go. 456 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,671 Butt-Head's waiting at the Maxi Mart, so... 457 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,716 [guffawing] 458 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,849 - Okay. I'll see you later, boss. 459 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,590 No problem. 460 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,200 - Really? 461 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,420 - Hey, man, thanks for hanging out. 462 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,117 Metallica's the best, right? 463 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,511 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Metallica kicks ass. 464 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,252 - Dude, you're gonna love this song I wrote. 465 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,731 You just gotta listen to this one song. 466 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,081 Then you can go. 467 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,734 - I just... 468 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,041 [grumbles] Oh, God. 469 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,434 - It'll take, like, one second. 470 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:08,609 - Yeah. 471 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,437 [picking guitar] 472 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,091 ♪ ♪ 473 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,963 - It's called "Exit Sandman." 474 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,791 It's about beginnings, man. 475 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,488 New beginnings. 476 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,926 ♪ Exit night ♪ 477 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:27,062 ♪ Enter light ♪ 478 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,631 ♪ Give me your hand ♪ 479 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:34,896 ♪ We're off to forever always land ♪ 480 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,159 Come on, man, sing along. Come on. I know you know it. 481 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,466 I know you know it. Come on, let's do it. Ready? 482 00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:41,207 - I don't want to. 483 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,599 - I know you know it, pal. Come on, let's hear that voice. 484 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,080 You got that scratchy rock and roll voice, man. 485 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,344 ♪ Give me your hand ♪ 486 00:18:48,431 --> 00:18:52,131 both: ♪ We're off to forever always land ♪ 487 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,567 - Nice. 488 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,090 So what should I tell this chick Marcy, man? 489 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,613 Seriously. - God damn it, enough! 490 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,224 I gotta go! Now! 491 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,534 - You're right. I gotta tell her, "I gotta go. 492 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:07,494 I gotta go, Marcy." Man, thank you, Beavis. 493 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,844 Hey man, I'm really sorry I took up so much of your time. 494 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,106 - Oh, that's okay. 495 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,977 Well, gotta go. [snickers] 496 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,763 - Okay. Fist bump, man. 497 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,157 - Um, what? 498 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,028 - Fist bump. 499 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,856 - I never-- I never did that before. 500 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,901 So, I just--oh. 501 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,818 Hey, that was pretty cool. Yeah. 502 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:30,865 Yeah, so you just kind of--yeah. 503 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,736 - Hell yeah, man. 504 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,085 And then you can do this. 505 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,130 [imitates explosion] 506 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,351 - Ah, fire! Fire! - Right? 507 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:39,526 So we'll hang out tomorrow, right? 508 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:40,657 - Yeah, yeah. 509 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,093 You know, drive around and stuff. 510 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,183 Yeah, pretty cool. [chuckles] 511 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,405 - Damn it, Beavis, where have you been? 512 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,015 - I was trying to go to Maxi Mart, 513 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,975 but there was this dude, and he was, like, pretty weird. 514 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,542 But then he turned out to be pretty cool 515 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,936 because he showed me this thing where you, like-- 516 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,199 Oh. Oh, you already know about it. 517 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,722 Ahh! 518 00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,550 - [chuckles] 519 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,682 You're right, Beavis. That was pretty cool. 520 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:06,944 [laughs] 521 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,772 - It's called a fist bump. 522 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,430 [rock music] 523 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:21,437 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,454 - Chirp. 33905

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