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[Machine beeps]
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- Good morning, Lemon.
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- Ugh. I hate January.
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It's dark and freezing,
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and everyone's
wearing bulky coats.
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You can do some
serious subway flirting
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before you realize
the guy is homeless.
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[Elevator dings]
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Work is awful.
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Everyone's snippy and tense.
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- Well, the lack of sun
makes people depressed.
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It's called seasonal
affective disorder.
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- Oh, is that where the
word "sad" comes from?
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- What? You think
"sad" is an acronym
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invented by psychologists?
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- I've been stuck inside
playing online boggle.
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It's messing with my head.
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Star, rats, arts, tars.
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[Cell phone vibrates]
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- It's from Nancy.
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She said she's in line
behind the female Larry bird.
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Oh, god.
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There's a photo.
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- Oh, come on.
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How is female Larry bird
holding hands with a guy?
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What am I doing wrong?
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[Shutter snaps]
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What's that for?
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- I'm telling Nancy that I'm
with female Kevin McHale.
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- So what's going on with
you and Nancy, anyway?
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- We're just
friends. It's platonic.
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I have elaborate fantasies
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of her husband dying
in a boat explosion.
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- But she's getting
divorced, right?
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- Well, she hasn't mentioned it.
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It's not the sort of thing
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you discuss by text or email.
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- Well, this is my stop.
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Stop. Pots. Tops. Opts. Post.
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Morning, Kenneth.
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- Good morning, miss Lemon.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to snap at you.
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I've got winter madness.
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- Lutz, do the right thing.
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- What's going on?
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- It's Lutz's turn to pick
where we eat today.
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- Oh, boy. Lutz, don't do this.
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- It's my turn to pick.
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I'm the picker.
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- Lutz, look at me.
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It's a long year.
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Think of the group.
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- Subway.
- I hope you die!
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- Are you out of your mind?
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- Whoa, you guys. Calm down.
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I know we're all
tired and cranky,
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but we just got to get
to the end of the season.
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And, hey, who knows?
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Maybe some people won't
be coming back next year.
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- I don't care. Worth it.
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- I hate the new guy.
[All muttering and murmuring]
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- Loser.
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[Exciting jazz music]
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♪ ♪
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[Computer chimes]
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- Oh, hello.
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- Hey, Jack.
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Go to the...
- -Portant...
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Ing over the... Octopus.
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- Nancy, I'm sorry.
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The audio's bad.
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Jonathan, why do I
have an Indian assistant
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if my computer is always...
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- Jack.
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I'm messing with you.
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- Oh, very funny, Donna. The...
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- aw, the computer froze.
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Nice.
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So, uh...
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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- I wanted to tell you I'm
coming down to New York.
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- Oh, really? When?
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- June 5th. For my
son's graduation.
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- So five months from now.
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Okay.
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- Well, maybe you'll
come up here before then?
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- Well, my 25th reunion
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from Harvard
business school is...
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June 5th.
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- [Sighs]
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That's too bad.
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Well, I should go.
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I got to scrape the
icicles off the gutters.
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I'm tired of waking up
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to a porch full
of dead squirrels.
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- God, I miss Boston.
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See ya.
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- Liz, I have an idea.
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Something to boost morale.
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- Pete, no.
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I listened to you
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when you wanted
to take the staff
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to see that "r" rated hypnotist,
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and that sucked.
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- He was pretty bad.
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Nutmeg.
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Rodeo, rodeo, rodeo.
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Look, I think we can take
the show to Miami for a week.
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- What? Can we
afford to do that?
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- If we do it on the
cheap, double up rooms.
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Think about it, Liz. Florida.
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I can rent a convertible,
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you can complain about
the heat with elderly people.
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- I can sell this to Jack.
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Cross promotional,
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deal mechanics,
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revenue streams,
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jargon,
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synergy.
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- That's the best
presentation I've ever seen.
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Get started right away.
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- Whoo!
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- One little thing.
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Instead of Miami,
make it Boston.
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- But I... I bought
a parrot shirt.
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- [Sighs]
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Whoo! Okay.
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Exciting news, guys.
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This week, TGS is
going on the ♪ road ♪
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[Gasping]
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- There's a rumor that
it's Miami. Is it Miami?
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- Close.
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It is a city with an NBA team.
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And even though will Smith
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never wrote any raps about it,
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the poet Robert
lowell lived there.
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- Okay, we're going to Boston.
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No one's happy about it.
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[All groan]
- Oh, it's freezing there.
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- No, no, no, it's gonna be fun.
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- How? Their bars close at 2:00.
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- You know, I went
to college in Boston.
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Well, not in Boston, but nearby.
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No, not tufts...
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- shut up. It's 14
degrees up there.
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How is that supposed
to make us feel better?
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- Harvard.
- You have been told to shut up.
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Come on. Silver lining.
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It's a fun vacation
on the show's dime.
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- Fyi, to pay for this vacation,
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we need to cut some corners,
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so we sill be doubling
up hotel rooms,
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and we are going by bus.
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[All groan]
- By bus?
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- Also, there is no
Spectravision or Internet
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in the hotel,
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so plan ahead,
gentlemen, porn-wise.
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[All groan]
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- Did Pete just say
we're doubling up rooms?
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- Did he?
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Oh, this is the worst.
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- Well, what if, uh, you
and I room together?
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- Oh, no. Toofer and I
already talked about it.
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- You can't have
talked about it!
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You just said you didn't
even know about it.
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- You think I like sharing
a room with Toofer?
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Dude is still playing
that Obama song.
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And yeah, I know
you're standing there!
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- Hey, fellas, we're
getting Tracy his own room,
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so I assume you
two will pair up?
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- Why would you just assume
we would room together?
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- Why would he
assume we wouldn't?
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- I don't know. Maybe
because one of us
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still hasn't read the
other's screenplay.
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- I read it.
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I just didn't like it.
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- Hey, Cerie, I thought you
and I could be roommates.
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Go out, meet guys,
share clothes like twinsies.
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What size are you?
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- Usually designers
just make clothes for me,
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but when I do buy stuff,
I'm a child's medium.
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- Well, I only wear
designer labels.
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These are Jamie
foxx for assfarm.
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- But I can't room with you.
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Sue and I already
talked about it.
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- Why? You know Sue says
stuff about you behind your back.
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- She always says
stuff to me about you.
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- Wait, what?
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I was making my thing up.
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You bitch!
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- [German accent] What did
you tell her, you Vondruke?
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- Liz Lemon, I
can't go to Boston.
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- Oh, Tracy, come on.
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- You don't understand.
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I get in trouble on the road.
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Thank you, thank you.
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It's great to be
here, Cleveland.
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- You suck.
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- I suck?
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The rock and roll
hall of fame sucks!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Hello.
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The road is a minefield, L.L.
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All those angry drunks
and new temptations?
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- Yeah, I don't
know what to tell you.
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This Boston thing
is Jack's idea.
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- That stupid,
Irish piece of...!
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Oh, boy.
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Boston is not gonna go well.
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- [Sighs]
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- ♪ WBHD, Boston ♪
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- [Screaming]
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- Hey, leave him alone.
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Stop it.
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- Miss Lemon.
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These gentlemen are
the writers for bruins beat,
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whose offices we'll be sharing.
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They are all named Sean.
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They are mean,
and I hate it here.
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- Liz, Mr. Donaghy would
like to see you in his office...
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What? What?
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- Boys, come on.
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- Ow! Ow!
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Please! Please help!
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Please! Please!
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- You've got to be kidding me.
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- What, are you not using
an office-replication service
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while we're here in Boston?
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- Is it identical?
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- Not quite.
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Seven items are different.
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See if you can spot which ones.
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So how's the show
looking for Friday?
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- Like it may not
happen, actually.
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- Oh, that'll really disappoint
your key demographic
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of drunken 11 -year-olds.
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- Look, I know for
you this is all just a way
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to meet married
ladies, but it is my job.
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- Let me give you some advice
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on uniting a dividing people...
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Find a common enemy.
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- A common enemy?
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- For example,
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what keeps people
polite on airplanes?
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A shared hatred
of the CBS sitcoms
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they're forced to watch.
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- No, I understand the concept,
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because with these dummies,
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the common enemy is
always me. And I'm sick of it.
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I'm not gonna be
the bad guy this time.
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- Then find someone
else. I recommend Lutz.
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Why do I always
want to choke that guy?
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- You just do.
But that is not...
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- am I interrupting?
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- Of course not.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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You're not a part of this, Liz.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were coming up here?
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- I wanted it to be a surprise.
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And I hope that you
and of course Mark
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will come to the show on Friday.
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- I can't believe
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I'm in the same
building as bruins beat.
264
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,869
Come on. Give me a tour.
- Of course.
265
00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,996
- Ooh, actually I'm
gonna tag along.
266
00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,957
I still haven't had a
formal tour of the facility.
267
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:04,169
So I'm gonna... Stay here.
268
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,754
- Why the long face?
269
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,797
Your boss there making
your life miserable?
270
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,299
- It's complicated, Sean.
271
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,776
- Yeah, I know what it's like.
272
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,094
I'm the head writer
at bruins beat.
273
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,929
Trying to have it all...
274
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,515
It's wicked hard.
275
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,770
- Is this where
they do the news?
276
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,438
- It's small, isn't it?
277
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,523
I find that news
anchors and breasts
278
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,776
are always smaller
than they look on TV.
279
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,152
You can try it.
280
00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,697
- Feel like Chet Curtis
and Natalie Jacobson.
281
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,866
Tonight's top story,
282
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,158
a worcester man accused
283
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,036
of trading his foster
son for gasoline.
284
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,454
- And later in the hour,
285
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,581
ten tips on how to
make your cat's birthday
286
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,208
go purr-fectly.
287
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,461
Back to you, nat.
288
00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:47,879
Nancy, are you okay?
289
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,171
- Oh, god.
290
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:53,134
I swore I wasn't gonna
cry in front of you.
291
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,426
Mark left.
292
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,888
Yesterday. He took
a job in New Orleans.
293
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,890
- What? What about
his roofing company?
294
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:00,850
- Apparently Brad
Pitt and Sharon stone
295
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,103
did a crap job rebuilding
those Katrina homes,
296
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,314
and Mark thinks he can
make a fortune down there.
297
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,624
But I know the
real reason he left.
298
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,651
He wants to force me to be
the one to ask for the divorce.
299
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,820
- So you guys are having
problems? I'm sorry.
300
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,238
- Oh, Jack, it's a mess.
301
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,573
Suddenly he has his
own bank account.
302
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,625
We've had our house
on the market for a year,
303
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,578
and neither one of us know
what to do about the dog,
304
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:21,454
'cause we both hate it.
305
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:23,414
- Have you talked
openly about divorce?
306
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,250
- Yeah, we talked to Dr. Phil,
307
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,919
and then we made a
collage in our dream journals.
308
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:28,920
No.
309
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,292
You know how it is up here.
310
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:30,964
People don't talk.
311
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,549
They just run off to New Orleans
312
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,510
and jump on that B.S.
saints bandwagon.
313
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,470
Go pats.
314
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,640
- Oh, Donovan, I hate
seeing you like this.
315
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,212
- Well, I... I got to get going.
316
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,893
I... I got an open
house tomorrow,
317
00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,538
and Mark was supposed
to shovel the walk
318
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,729
and salt the carport.
319
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,221
- I can barely understand you,
320
00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,638
but let me help while I'm here.
321
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,317
- Do you know how
to rewire a doorbell?
322
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,404
- I do if you can resuscitate
an electrocuted person.
323
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,866
- Can you wire the
doorbell to the dog?
324
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,200
- Okay, that's lunch.
325
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,369
- Dude, why do you
keep fixing my spelling?
326
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,245
- We're back in at 3:00.
327
00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,248
- No, 3:30.
328
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,958
Enjoy the town, everyone.
329
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,293
You're welcome.
330
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,878
Now who would like to join me
331
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,504
on a morale-boosting tour
332
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,507
of Boston's historic
freedom trail?
333
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,092
- Ooh, I would...
334
00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:18,052
N't.
335
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,584
- Now what am I supposed to do?
336
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,222
I got free time
in a strange city.
337
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,409
- Why don't you come on
the freedom trail with me?
338
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,226
It's an educational
walking tour.
339
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,227
- Purr-fect!
340
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,021
Like a cat birthday.
341
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:31,107
How could I possibly get
in trouble on a walking tour?
342
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,942
- Smash-cut to...
343
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,195
- And I, John Hancock,
344
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,572
with one stroke of my pen,
345
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,074
set all Americans free.
346
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,368
- You lying, white devil!
347
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,995
The only people you set free
348
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,664
were rich, white
dudes like yourself!
349
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,667
- I think my good friend
and supervisor Paul revere
350
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:50,959
can address that.
351
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,462
- I'm out, Kenny.
352
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,505
- Hey, you know
what? We're gonna go.
353
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:55,797
- Man, no.
354
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,176
Most dudes that signed that
declaration of independence
355
00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,468
owned slaves!
356
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,596
What about you, John Hancock?
357
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,888
- Well, technically,
358
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,725
I just inherited my slaves.
359
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:06,601
- I knew it.
360
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:07,560
For a dude that has
361
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,979
the most hilarious
last name I ever heard,
362
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,272
you blow.
363
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,233
We didn't land on Plymouth rock.
364
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,444
Plymouth rock landed on Mars!
365
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,736
- All right.
366
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,197
Give it a try.
367
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,033
- 'Kay.
368
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:26,496
[Electricity crackles]
369
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,788
- Ugh.
370
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,958
I have many other
valuable skills.
371
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,477
- It'll be the new
owner's problem.
372
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,253
Just like the water
heater. And the ghost.
373
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,630
- Well, it is a buyer's
market right now.
374
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,842
I think it'll turn around
in the next year or so.
375
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,084
- Oh, I can't wait that long.
376
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,320
I got to sell this place
if I want to get divorced.
377
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:42,344
- What do you mean?
378
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,179
- Well, there's no money, Jack.
379
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,223
If I can get some
cash out of this place,
380
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,891
then I can start a new life.
381
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,559
Buy a condo in Marina bay.
382
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,021
Open a store for redheaded
girls to buy cosmetics...
383
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,191
From someone who understands.
384
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,777
- So you need to sell
this house to get divorced?
385
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,153
- Basically.
386
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:03,908
You looking for a
country estate in waltham?
387
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,200
[Doorbell rings]
388
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,370
There it is. See?
389
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,342
- Why did you even
get to pick lunch again?
390
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,581
- Because it's my birthday.
391
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:11,953
And thanks for remembering.
392
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,876
I'm 45. It's kind of a big deal.
393
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,920
- Who orders food
from a gas station?
394
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,964
- The shell by me
has good hot dogs.
395
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,174
[All protest]
396
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,050
- Guys, guys, come on.
397
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,422
We're all in this together.
398
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,677
- Shut up, Liz.
399
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:24,929
This is your fault.
400
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:25,805
- It's not my fault.
401
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,257
I tried to do something nice.
402
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,348
It was Jack...
403
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,851
- sure, find a scapegoat.
404
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:33,229
Just like John Hancock did
with the good King George.
405
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,107
- Jack made us come to Boston.
406
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:37,525
- This isn't about Boston.
407
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,944
- Boston was just the
match that lit the powder keg.
408
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,989
Like the tragic events at
Lexington and Concord.
409
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,281
- That's right.
- Yes.
410
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,687
- We are sick of the long hours,
411
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,035
the crappy food,
412
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,494
sharing offices with
413
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,122
the one black guy in
New York who sucks.
414
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:52,766
- Getting stuck with
new cast members
415
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,458
who don't even hit on us once.
416
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,501
- Stop trying to send
dirty text messages
417
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,793
to my land line, Jenna.
418
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:57,545
- And the winter.
419
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,880
Oh, lord.
420
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,173
The winter.
421
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,300
- Really? You're
blaming me for winter?
422
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,093
- Well, we've got
to blame someone.
423
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,762
Who's it gonna
be if it's not you?
424
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,174
- You want someone to blame?
425
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,142
I'll give you someone to blame.
426
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,602
Dale Snitterman.
427
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,854
- Okay, I'm out.
428
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,466
- Who the hell is
Dale Snitterman?
429
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,233
- Dale Snitterman
is the guy at NBC
430
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,111
who makes all the decisions
that make us unhappy.
431
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,780
Snitterman is the one
432
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,907
who cancelled taco
night in the commissary.
433
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,659
Snitterman is the one
who okayed that cast photo
434
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,071
where your hair looks green.
435
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,746
He's the one who keeps rejecting
436
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,165
your "summer shorts
for the pages" idea.
437
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,777
- Sounds like one
of King George's
438
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,251
hated tax collectors.
439
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,171
- Exactly. Thank you, Tracy.
440
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,703
You guys think I'm the bad guy?
441
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,007
Fine. I don't care.
442
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,927
But I fight for you every day.
443
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,054
And if Dale
Snitterman had his way,
444
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,847
the show wouldn't even be on.
445
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,140
- That Vondruke!
446
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:54,435
- And all we can
do to get back at him
447
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,522
is put on the best
damn show that we can,
448
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,232
and not give him
the satisfaction
449
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,192
of everybody
turning on each other.
450
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,610
Or me.
451
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:03,486
- Yeah.
452
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,778
- Yeah.
453
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,156
- Yeah! Yeah!
454
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:08,866
- I love you guys.
455
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,873
- You wanted to see the
world's greatest Manager?
456
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,334
- Is Kiyoshi Kawashima
of Honda here?
457
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,753
- No, it's me. I'm a genius.
458
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,256
I made up a fake NBC executive
459
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,842
and blamed everything that
has ever gone wrong on him.
460
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,343
- The imaginary enemy.
461
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,178
Classic move, Lemon.
462
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,098
The Salem witch trials, the
red scare, global warming.
463
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,826
Now that you've cleaned
up your little mess,
464
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,370
I'll need to borrow
some of your people
465
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,562
to go to an open house
in waltham for me.
466
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:38,854
- Charlie what now?
467
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,398
- Nancy spilled everything.
468
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,315
Her husband left.
469
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,860
And they're getting divorced
470
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,421
if she can find someone
to buy their house.
471
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,155
- And that someone is you.
472
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,198
- I'm just going to
be the money man.
473
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,343
The transaction will be
conducted by one of your staff,
474
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,369
who will be operating
under the alter ego
475
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,955
Silas Marymount-Peppercorn,
476
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,373
uh, a name I came up with.
477
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:58,958
- Oh, you should have come to me
478
00:15:59,250 --> 00:15:59,959
for your fake name.
479
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,879
My executive? Dale Snitterman.
480
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,297
- Amazing, Lemon.
481
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,029
Where do you come
up with this stuff?
482
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,174
- Well, you know,
483
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,694
the creative process
is always a mystery.
484
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,011
- I just wish I could get inside
485
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,096
that marvelous brain of yours.
486
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,388
Oh, wait.
487
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,476
I can.
488
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,521
- Okay, in this instance,
489
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,316
the creative process
was that I saw that name,
490
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,692
forgot that I saw it,
491
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,195
and said it later.
492
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:33,201
- Then, in 1754, I
graduated from university
493
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,619
here in Boston.
494
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,538
Well, not in Boston, but nearby.
495
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,040
No, not tufts.
496
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,333
- Don't listen to him!
497
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,835
We fell for his
lies 300 years ago.
498
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,795
Don't let this
slave-owning time traveler
499
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:45,713
fool us again!
500
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,634
- Excuse me, John
Hancock was a patriot.
501
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,126
- Then patriots are overrated.
502
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,261
- Hey!
503
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,930
What'd you say
about the patriots?
504
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,598
- I said they suck!
505
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:56,890
- [Laughs]
506
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,476
- Uh-oh. Here come the punches.
507
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,229
This was all Snitterman's fault.
508
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,232
[Doorbell rings,
electricity crackles]
509
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,734
- Are you here for
the open house?
510
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,026
- Hello.
511
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,238
We are here from a different
town for the open house,
512
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,781
because we are interested
513
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,908
in purchasing a
house in this area.
514
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,910
- I'm Nancy, the owner.
515
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,082
- I am Silas
Marymount-Peppercorn,
516
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,584
and this is my first wife...
517
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,876
Moronica.
518
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,755
- It's nice to meet
you. I'm British.
519
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,758
- My wife and I have disparate
levels of attractiveness,
520
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,969
because I am a
successful inventor.
521
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:35,680
- Well, I got to be
honest. I was wondering.
522
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:36,556
Well, all right.
523
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,033
It's a... it's a three bedroom,
524
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,517
and a partially-finished
basement.
525
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:40,809
- Partially finished?
526
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,144
I'll take it!
527
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,732
- Dudes, you are not
gonna believe this.
528
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,651
Snitterman is here.
529
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:49,943
- What?
530
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,171
- I was wandering
around upstairs,
531
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,114
checking out the local
cleaning lady talent,
532
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,324
and I found that
son of a bitch's office.
533
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,033
- He's in Boston?
534
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,845
- We should go up
there and mess him up
535
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,579
for all the crap
he's put us through.
536
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,289
Right, Liz?
537
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,127
- Let's get him!
538
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,712
- Yeah!
539
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,005
Kill!
540
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,297
- Okay, don't...
541
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,884
Oh, boy. Okay. Oh, boy.
542
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,386
- You little bitch.
543
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:16,345
- What?
- Look at you.
544
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,014
You're just a suit.
You're nobody!
545
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,600
- I don't even know why
I was scared of this guy.
546
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,035
- Look, there must
be some mistake.
547
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,894
- Don't try to explain
yourself, Snitterman.
548
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,313
You don't talk.
549
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,605
You don't talk at all.
550
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,189
- Aah!
551
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,026
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
552
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,736
- Okay, I think
he's really scared.
553
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,028
We've done enough here.
554
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:33,696
- Never.
555
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,781
Lutz! Truffle-shuffle him!
556
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,035
- Truffle shuffle!
Truffle shuffle!
557
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:43,664
Truffle shuffle!
- Hey, what are you...?
558
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,916
- Yeah, take that, Snitterman.
559
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,669
That's what you get for
making us work late tonight.
560
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,378
- Yeah!
561
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,966
- We're working late
tonight because of you!
562
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,920
- So how was the open house?
563
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,596
- Well, somebody
actually came, for once.
564
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,181
Nice young couple.
565
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,974
Weird last name, though.
566
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,603
- I'm sure your name
is weird to them.
567
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,105
Any reason to open this?
Did they make an offer?
568
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,690
- No, they didn't.
569
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,982
- Really? Are you sure?
570
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,818
- Yeah. That house
is never gonna sell.
571
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,390
I'm gonna take it off the market
572
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,052
and see what
happens in a year or so.
573
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:16,697
- Well, what about your plans?
574
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,659
The condo? The
store for pale teens?
575
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,952
- I can't run a store,
make change for people.
576
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,284
- Have another open house.
577
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,896
I bet someone
offers cash this time.
578
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,457
- Not with that broken doorbell.
579
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:27,416
- We'll have it fixed.
580
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,834
- I had an offer, okay?
581
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,270
For ten grand over
the asking price.
582
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,629
- So what's the problem?
583
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,757
- The problem is that I've
been married for 23 years.
584
00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,009
The dumb house is just
an excuse to stay put.
585
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,679
You know, I'm not
ready for a new life, Jack.
586
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,472
- Not ready? Nancy, we're 50.
587
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,684
- Yeah, and that's too
old to rush into anything.
588
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,328
You know, you're not
from here anymore.
589
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,162
You know, down in
New York people are like,
590
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,312
"let's get divorced.
591
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,730
"You marry the Butler,
592
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,440
and I'll be a gay octomom."
593
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,775
It's different here.
594
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:53,693
People judge you.
595
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,736
- Who cares what
people around here think?
596
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,798
Your neighbors named
their daughter belichick!
597
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,007
- I don't want to talk
about it anymore.
598
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,467
- Of course you don't
want to talk about it,
599
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,811
you repressed, Irish maniac.
- Don't want to talk about it.
600
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:04,221
- You must know that
I have feelings for you.
601
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,287
- No. Not talking.
602
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,683
- I don't want to pressure
you, but if you were divorced...
603
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,787
- no, let's go to Kelly's.
Let's get some roast beef.
604
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,711
- Nancy, let me talk.
605
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,800
- I'll give you two words.
606
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:18,759
- Ten.
607
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,051
- Four.
608
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,971
Final offer.
609
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,389
- I'll wait.
610
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,558
Not forever.
611
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,309
- I'll try.
612
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,602
Wicked hard.
613
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,654
- Tracy, there you are.
614
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,490
I want you to meet
my fellow revolutionary
615
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,492
and dear friend,
Crispus Attucks,
616
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,412
so you can see John
Hancock has black friends.
617
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,123
- Uh-huh. And where
did you two meet?
618
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:53,085
- Why, we met at the
sons of Liberty gathering.
619
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,438
Uh, when was that, Crispus?
620
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,338
1775?
621
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,339
- Really?
622
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,258
So five years after
623
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,594
Crispus Attucks was killed
in the Boston massacre?
624
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,554
- Run, Crispus.
625
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,307
He... he's on to us!
626
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,392
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