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Previously, on 30 Rock...
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Oh, my, not that... this.
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Sorry, I don't shake hands.
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I have avian bone syndrome.
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Hollow bones.
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Tracy Jordan,
the Black Crusaders
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are coming for you.
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The top law firm
in Cleveland wants me.
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God's sakes, Tracy,
where are you?
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Starting a new life.
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Because of the Black Crusaders?
That's crazy.
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Will you marry me?
No.
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I took that job.
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Blurgh.
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Cough.
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And cough.
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And cough.
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Okay, now let's start
the examination.
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Are you getting enough sleep?
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You drinking water?
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No.
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Are you exercising at all?
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And you're still
working those long hours?
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Yes.
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I feel great.
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My wedding's
in a couple of days.
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The 18th, right?
Same as Bianca's.
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I guess our friends will just
have to choose between us.
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My mother's coming up
from Florida
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to attend Bianca's wedding,
so it's perfect.
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Do you...
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have any questions
about the wedding night?
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You know, you're actually
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in better shape than last year.
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You lost a couple pounds,
your lab work is good,
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and your blood pressure is...
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310 over 280!
We have a winner.
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How's the stress eating?
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Under control.
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Still not eating right, huh?
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No, but I am eating a lot.
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You sound stressed.
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My boyfriend
is moving to Cleveland.
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But I'm gonna go visit him
over vacation. Okay, well...
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And my boss is super-mad at me
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because I know that he fell
asleep on top of his fiancée.
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Have I given you my new book?
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It's about having
a satisfying love life.
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For life.
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Is that you in these pictures?
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My techniques guarantee
male orgasm.
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And it's the season finale
of my show this week,
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and the star is missing,
and my have been abducted
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by a cabal of powerful
black celebrities!
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That sounds stressful.
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Has anybody
heard from Tracy at all?
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Grizz, Dotcom, anything?
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Well, I guess if he's not back
by tomorrow morning,
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we'll give
some of his parts to Josh and...
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cut the rest.
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Can I play Barack Obama?
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No, it's bad enough
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we have Tracy
playing Barack Obama.
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I'm trying to get a head count
for the end-of-the-year party.
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Should I include
Tracy and his guests,
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or do you think he's dead?
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He's not dead, he's just...
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Lemon, could I
speak with you a moment?
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I know you and I
are not on good terms.
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But we do need to work together
to bring Tracy back here.
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Do you think I'm trying
to not find Tracy?
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Well, Lemon, I cannot
endure another failure.
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Jack, trust me.
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Nobody wants to do the show
without Tracy.
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We used to do it every week
without him.
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I'm just saying.
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Ugh! I hope he's okay.
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I hope he's taking
his medication.
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And I hope he took a jacket,
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'cause it can get
real chilly there.
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I'm sorry, but I swore
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I wouldn't tell anyone
where Tracy is.
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Kenneth, my ex-girlfriend
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is a member
of the Black Crusaders.
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I can make all this go away.
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My lips are sealed.
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Key in pocket.
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You are pissing off the wrong
guy, Parcell.
You turd-faced goon.
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I will cut you open like a tauntaun...
You tell me where he is...
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you mouth-breathing Appalachian!
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Fine.
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I will tell you.
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Right now.
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That you are never
gonna find him.
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♪♪
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Mr. Jordan!
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Mr. Jordan!
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Uh, I think you have me
confused with someone else.
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My name is Gordon Tremeshko.
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Oh.
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I'm Jesse Parcell.
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Kenny's cousin.
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Kenny should have
given you the code word.
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What?
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That's it!
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Such a thrill to meet you.
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Hey, thanks
for taking me in, Jesse.
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I won't be a burden.
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Now make me a smoothie
and let's go clubbing.
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Oh... we don't have
dancin' or liquor here.
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But cousin Kenneth
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sent me all your movies.
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At night, I laugh so hard,
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it really riles up
the wolves, yeah!
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Oh, I loved
Honky Grandma Be Trippin'!
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This...
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Check it, check it.
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Now, you boys sit down,
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so this honky grandma gonna
show you how to break dance!
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Then he went... ooh!
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Check it two times.
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It was so funny,
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I nearly wet my other pair
of underpants!
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Did you call Tracy's wife
on the phone?
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Yeah, as far as she knew,
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he's been shooting
a vampire movie in Bucharest
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since February.
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Lemon, I'm getting married
in a couple of days,
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and I don't need any more
stress in my life right now.
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Jackie-kins!
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Colleen!
I mean, Mom!
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Ohh! Never mind!
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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Ha ha, this must be the one.
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Huh?
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Phoebe. Welcome!
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No, no, no.
No, I...
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Welcome, welcome, welcome!
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Mother, mother...
this is not Phoebe.
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No, no.
This is not Phoebe?
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Well, why the hell not?
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I mean, she's perfect.
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Character, she got
strength of character.
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And I'll tell you
something else.
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She's got a good, solid,
baby bucket.
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You are a sassy old broad,
aren't you?
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Hello.
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Uh, mother, this is Phoebe.
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Phoebe, this is my mother.
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Hello, Mother Doneghy.
I'm Phoebe.
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It's such a pleasure
to meet you.
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I love your little hat.
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Oh, my God.
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Hmm.
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I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Rooster, this is the farmer.
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Is the egg safe?
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The egg is in the nest.
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Good.
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But be careful.
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The badger and the bear
have been asking questions.
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I don't know who
you're talking about.
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Listen, you don't have
to worry about Tracy, okay?
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He's with his biggest fan.
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Hillbilly.
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Hayseed.
Was that Kenneth?
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What's going on in New York?
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Did he go to Russell Simmons'
birthday party?
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Were there girls there
with butts?
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Mr. Jordan, you need
to forget about New York.
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You're not a movie star anymore.
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Your name's Gordon Tremeshko.
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You live in Needmore,
Pennsylvania,
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where we don't go out at night.
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'Cause of the wolves.
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Right.
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I nearly almost got
through the whole season
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without him going
completely bonkers.
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But now, you know,
he's just gone.
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And if he doesn't
get back in time,
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I'm gonna have to rewrite
the whole show.
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Hey, I'm sorry,
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but can we talk about
something besides work?
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Um, okay.
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What's the weather like there?
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Um...
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it's actually in the mid-40s.
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Oh, really, 'cause it's...
It's low '40s here.
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Really?
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Yeah.
Wow.
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So what are you doing?
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I'm, uh...
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I'm waiting for the bus.
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So, uh...
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I should probably just focus...
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Focus on that, you know.
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Oh, okay.
Um, call me later?
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No, I haven't found him yet.
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I have to go to dinner tonight
with my mother
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and Phoebe.
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And my mother has requested
that you join us.
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She... likes you.
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Uhh! No way.
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She's not asking.
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She's telling.
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Please.
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And try to get her
to like Phoebe.
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Just a little, okay?
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You owe me.
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Okay, fine.
But I want a lobster.
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Okay.
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I want two lobsters!
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Totaling five pounds
of lobster meat.
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And then after that,
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we can clean the dead birds
out of the chimney.
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That's why we bought
these metal rods.
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Don't you just love spring?
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Baltimore was amazing.
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You know Wacky Willy,
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that DJ from 102.77?
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We totally did it
in the prize van.
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I'll pretty much do anything
to someone that's famous.
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What's up?
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What are you looking at?
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I'll tell you
what you're looking at.
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I'm...
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Gordon Tremeshko.
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I always thought
it would be lovely
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to get married in the spring.
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Just as the petunias
start to bloom.
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Sorry, Phoebe, what?
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I always wanted
to marry in the spring.
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Just as the petunias bloom.
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Just when the what?
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Oh, dear.
Is she hard of hearing?
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No, no, no, no!
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I can hear you.
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I just wanted to make sure
you could hear you.
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Right.
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I'm off to the loo.
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Loo!
What a good idea.
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All right.
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Scout's honor.
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What do you think of her?
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She's very well-read.
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And she's very stylish,
don't you think? Mm.
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And, you know,
the most important thing
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is she makes Jack very happy.
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She's like a... white geisha.
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A white geisha?
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Say no more, shark eyes.
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Jack...
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I want you to face facts.
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All right?
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She is not the right
girl for you.
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You got it wrong
with "Bianka."
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You remember?
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And now you're getting it wrong
with what's-her-name.
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Well, you oughta know, Colleen.
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The only marriage in the history
of St. Helen's Catholic Church
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where the priest
recommended the divorce!
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And it's not "Bi-anka,"
like Sanka.
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It's "Bi-ahnca,"
like Willy Won... Wonka.
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Are you all right?
266
00:10:07,981 --> 00:10:09,525
Could we order dessert?
267
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,363
Studio 6-H.
268
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,323
Kenneth!
You have to come get me!
269
00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,615
Really?
270
00:10:17,741 --> 00:10:19,451
But what
about the Black Crusaders?
271
00:10:19,743 --> 00:10:21,328
I don't care what they
do to me anymore.
272
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,620
I'd rather die famous
273
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,540
than to live for 100 years
like this.
274
00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:27,084
Carrying plastic bags,
sitting on benches.
275
00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,419
Brushing my own teeth.
This is unsuitable!
276
00:10:29,711 --> 00:10:30,871
Mr. Jordan,
if you're serious,
277
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:32,408
then we've got less
than 24 hours.
278
00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,550
The show needs you.
279
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:35,884
What are ya doin'?
280
00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:37,469
Hey, dude! Jesse!
281
00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:40,013
Hey, listen, I gotta
get out of here because...
282
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,517
You're not goin' anywhere.
283
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,329
And that phone
is for local calls only!
284
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:46,435
Aah!
285
00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:50,440
Hello?
286
00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:53,878
Did you have a chance
to look at those silk samples
287
00:10:53,902 --> 00:10:54,987
I brought you?
288
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,072
No.
289
00:10:57,364 --> 00:10:59,199
Jack, you desperately
need new pajamas.
290
00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:01,928
They do such beautiful things.
291
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:05,289
It's like wearing
your own skin to bed.
292
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:06,581
That sounds wonderful.
293
00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:09,110
Have you ever thought about
a fair finish for that ceiling?
294
00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:10,419
Shh.
295
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,212
Careful, my bones!
296
00:11:16,049 --> 00:11:17,049
You all right?
297
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:18,343
Well, with your condition,
298
00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:20,971
ordinarily,
wouldn't you just be on top?
299
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,806
I can't.
300
00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:24,850
I have vertigo.
301
00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:28,644
It's a bloody shame
302
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,165
nobody waits for their
wedding night anymore!
303
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,356
Go to bed, Mother!
304
00:11:31,648 --> 00:11:34,484
You promised you'd go over
my taxes!
305
00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:37,196
Oh, God's sake.
306
00:11:37,487 --> 00:11:39,865
Here it comes.
The big one.
307
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,825
Ride it, Donaghy.
308
00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:44,494
Ride it straight to hell!
309
00:11:45,829 --> 00:11:47,664
Bollocks.
310
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,369
So you're still at work, huh?
311
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,627
Yeah, of course.
312
00:11:52,836 --> 00:11:53,897
Tracy's gone.
I'm still at work.
313
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,547
It's a nightmare.
314
00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:57,674
Ugh! Is that how far apart
my eyes are?
315
00:11:57,966 --> 00:11:59,718
I look like Admiral Akbar.
316
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,053
Relax.
317
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,664
It's one of the reasons
I like you.
318
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,600
So listen, I was going
to fly out there on Saturday.
319
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,328
But I've got a bunch of stuff
to take care of.
320
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,979
So now I'm gonna fly out there.
321
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,275
I'm gonna come out there
next Wednesday.
322
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:19,529
Oh, wh-what's this thing
doing now?
323
00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:21,573
What?
Uh-oh.
324
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:23,450
Yeah, Liz... working.
325
00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:24,451
Breaking up.
326
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,411
Did you say we're breaking up?
327
00:12:26,703 --> 00:12:27,703
Yeah.
328
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:28,788
What?
329
00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,277
I'm talking about
the connection.
330
00:12:30,415 --> 00:12:31,809
Who is this?
It's 3:00 in the morning.
331
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:33,710
Hello? Liz... Wait.
332
00:12:34,002 --> 00:12:35,379
What? Oh, my God.
333
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,689
Are you breaking up with me?
334
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:38,507
What hospital?
Wait, whoa, Liz...
335
00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:40,008
No, no, no.
336
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,736
There has to be
some sort of misunderstanding.
337
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:42,760
I'm his fiancée.
338
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,471
I'm sorry, you're not family,
339
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,203
and you're not
his emergency contact.
340
00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:47,516
Oh!
341
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:48,952
Now, his mother can
go in if she wants to.
342
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,852
Oh, no!
I'm not going in there.
343
00:12:51,144 --> 00:12:52,729
I go in there, I get bird flu,
344
00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:54,021
I don't come out.
345
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,025
Hi, I'm Liz Lemon.
346
00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:58,318
Somebody called me.
347
00:12:58,610 --> 00:13:00,570
Oh, yes, Mr. Donaghy
designated you
348
00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:02,114
as his emergency contact.
349
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,406
What?
350
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:04,615
Ladies!
351
00:13:05,492 --> 00:13:07,327
What? This?
352
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:08,662
No, no.
353
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,640
I was at a costume party
earlier this evening.
354
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,541
And the hostess's dog
attacked me,
355
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,418
so I had to stab it.
356
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,252
Oh!
357
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,253
Jack's going to be fine.
358
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,965
But he has had a pretty serious
cardiac episode.
359
00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:22,009
Also, I suspect
he may have scurvy,
360
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,761
because he keeps
asking for lemon.
361
00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:27,472
Uh, no...
that's me.
362
00:13:27,764 --> 00:13:29,182
Oh!
363
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:30,535
Tell him his mother's here!
364
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,810
And she loves him.
365
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,438
But not in a queer way.
366
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,401
Lemon, is that you?
367
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,028
Yeah, it's me.
368
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,654
How are you feeling?
369
00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:44,573
They gave me something.
370
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:47,909
My mouth tastes like purple.
371
00:13:48,201 --> 00:13:48,744
Okay.
372
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:51,621
I saw it, Lemon.
373
00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:55,667
My whole life passing
right before my eyes.
374
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:59,671
Neil Patterson pitching me
the rotating microwave tray.
375
00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:03,050
Me personally coining
the phrase, "What's the upside?"
376
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,679
Participating
in Hands Across America.
377
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,559
And all the time
I've been on this earth,
378
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,728
I have only one regret.
379
00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:19,232
I should have worked more.
380
00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:22,152
That's what you're taking away
from this experience?
381
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,446
Work is the only thing
I'm good at.
382
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,491
Lemon, you and I
have that in common.
383
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,242
No, Jack, that's not true.
384
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,495
I've been rolling calls
from here.
385
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,498
Trying to spin this Tracy thing.
386
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,083
No, Jack, forget about Tracy.
387
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,375
You have to relax.
388
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:38,584
No, no, no, no, no, no.
389
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,952
You've got to get back to work
390
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,381
and come up with something
with or without Tracy,
391
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,800
or we are gonna be screwed.
392
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,551
Okay.
393
00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:49,012
Maybe this is the drugs
talking...
394
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:52,391
but I think I got Nixon...
395
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,059
to agree to come on the show
396
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:57,354
and say, "Sock it to me."
397
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,230
Great.
398
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,981
How's the Dow doing?
399
00:15:04,277 --> 00:15:05,654
You'll like my cousin Jesse.
400
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,030
He's real sweet.
401
00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:08,407
Ooh, they got a door!
402
00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:09,698
That's new.
403
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,828
Hello there, cousin.
404
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,330
What brings you
to Parcell Hollow?
405
00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:17,624
Well, I'm here
to pick up Tracy, of course.
406
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,418
Well, that's peculiar.
407
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,379
Why, he just left
first thing this morning.
408
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,671
Oh.
409
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,549
Oh, I must have
misunderstood him.
410
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,677
Must have.
411
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,389
Sorry you came all this way
for nothin'.
412
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:33,849
I'd invite you in,
413
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,184
but I got a living room
full of dead chimney birds.
414
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:43,608
Agh!
415
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,527
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
416
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,071
We must rest, my chimney bird.
417
00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:51,950
Tonight, we're
reading my screenplay.
418
00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,387
I just timed the show,
and without Tracy,
419
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,699
we're still 20 minutes short.
420
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,208
Ugh!
Liz, on the show,
421
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,461
I could do the thing
where I walk like Robocop.
422
00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:05,505
Zzz! 777!
Your move, creep.
423
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,550
That's great,
that's completely topical.
424
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,301
Ooh, hey, Cerie.
425
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,862
Would you like to dance
in front of the band
426
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,387
on TV tonight?
427
00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:13,388
For, like, ten minutes.
428
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,389
What band?
429
00:16:14,681 --> 00:16:15,223
Our house band.
430
00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,808
No, thanks.
Uh, Floyd called.
431
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,100
Ugh.
432
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:18,768
How's that going?
433
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:19,769
Not great.
434
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,271
We had a web chat last night,
435
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,603
and I thought he said
he wanted to break up with me.
436
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:24,399
Oh, that must have
freaked you out.
437
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:25,793
Actually,
I was kind of relieved.
438
00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:26,817
Hey, guys.
439
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,045
I hear you're
looking for someone
440
00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:29,269
to dance in front of the band.
441
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,446
Uh... no.
Uh... no.
442
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:32,199
Oh. Isn't this exciting?
443
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,658
Everyone pulling together.
444
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,845
I think the show's gonna be
really good this week.
445
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,746
Oh, I hope Tray's okay.
446
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,087
Ohh, Floyd.
447
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,510
Tracy!
Time for lunch.
448
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:53,470
I hope you like chicken neck...
449
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,766
Tracy has escaped.
450
00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,218
Thanks, Kenny, for saving me!
451
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,143
I'll have you in New York
452
00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:02,562
in time for your traditional
pre-show rant!
453
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:04,606
I think it's gonna be
about immigration!
454
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,441
Ahh.
455
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,196
By the hammer of Thor!
456
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:12,948
Now go! Go, go, go!
457
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,240
I'm gonna find you!
458
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,660
I know what you look...
I remember what you look like!
459
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,286
You're so stupid!
460
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:20,580
I gotta reload!
Damn, I wish I had a vehicle!
461
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,958
Jack, I'm filling out
all-new paperwork
462
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,585
to make me
your emergency contact.
463
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:27,037
Of course, Phoebe.
You should.
464
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,575
I mean,
it's just so embarrassing.
465
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:31,799
Mr. Donaghy.
466
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:32,884
You want dessert?
467
00:17:33,176 --> 00:17:34,176
Good God, yes.
468
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,604
Uh, let me ask you
a few questions, Jack.
469
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:45,939
You dye your hair?
470
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:49,025
No, Mother.
Why would I do that?
471
00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:55,323
Okay.
What's your middle name?
472
00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:56,783
What?
Just your middle name!
473
00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:58,243
Francis.
474
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,039
Did you take $20
out of my pocketbook
475
00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:05,041
in the summer of 1970?
476
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,501
No, I did not!
477
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:07,836
Do you love me?
478
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,671
Of course I do!
479
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,092
I knew it.
480
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,344
Do you love me?
481
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,391
I see.
482
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,059
God!
483
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,688
They got pretzels downstairs!
484
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:27,980
Ohh!
485
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:31,610
We're so close, and yet so far.
486
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:32,901
Come on!
487
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,615
Hey, do you guys know
488
00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:38,450
what's causing the traffic
problem?
489
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,942
Yeah, the president's in town.
There's a transit strike.
490
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,836
There's the Dominican
Independence Day parade.
491
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,038
A guy in suspenders
492
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,850
is doing chalk paintings
down on Canal Street.
493
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,893
You know how long it's gonna
take for me to get to Midtown?
494
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,711
Without sirens?
Hours.
495
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,083
Hey, I need you to take me.
496
00:18:51,254 --> 00:18:52,734
Let me explain
ambulances to you, sir.
497
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,007
Uh, we don't go anywhere
498
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,967
unless someone
is badly hurt, okay?
499
00:18:56,259 --> 00:18:57,636
But I'm gonna miss the show!
500
00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,054
Mr. Jordan...
501
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,890
No, sir, you are not.
502
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:05,602
Ken, you are my boy!
503
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,692
Oh, my God, what
a terrible mistake accident!
504
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,170
Could you take
Sixth Avenue, please?
505
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,447
If I die, will you
take care of my birds?
506
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,532
I got a lot on my plate
right now, Ken.
507
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,993
Ohh, Tweetie.
508
00:19:22,285 --> 00:19:24,537
Okay, I know this has
been a really tough couple of days.
509
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:26,247
But everyone
has pulled together,
510
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,541
and I am so proud and so pumped.
511
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:32,170
Because I honestly think
that this might be
512
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,130
the best show we have ever done.
513
00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:35,590
I'm back!
514
00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:37,151
Oh, thank God.
We were so screwed!
515
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,301
Tracy, you're alive.
516
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:39,593
Okay, Robocop out!
517
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,221
Cowboy Hey Hey back in!
518
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,265
Liz Lemon, I would like
to recommend Kenneth the page
519
00:19:44,557 --> 00:19:45,767
for NBC Medal of Excellence.
520
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:46,643
Okay, that doesn't exist.
521
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,520
But you can write
a letter for his file.
522
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:50,647
I got a lot on my plate!
523
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:51,564
Fine, but...
524
00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:52,524
Les, don't just stand there.
525
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,401
Go... eat something!
526
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,361
Wait... I don't know
what this is.
527
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,195
Oh, don't worry about it.
528
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,364
Just read the cards
and act super-gay!
529
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,656
Okay.
530
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:03,576
Take this, Black Crusaders!
531
00:20:03,868 --> 00:20:06,287
It's Cowboy Hey Hey!
532
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:09,832
This is 21.
533
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,501
I'm on it.
534
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,138
Good night!
That's our show!
535
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,670
Have a great summer, everybody!
536
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,641
Mwah!
537
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,062
So I'm your
emergency contact, huh?
538
00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:32,514
You're the only person I know
539
00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:34,983
who wouldn't hesitate
to pull the plug.
540
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,364
So when you going to Cleveland?
541
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,034
I'm not going.
542
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,788
Are you getting married
in two days?
543
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:53,168
Oh, Phoebe is a lovely girl.
544
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,546
No.
545
00:20:58,798 --> 00:20:59,841
I'm not getting married.
546
00:21:01,676 --> 00:21:03,011
So what'd you think of the show?
547
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,805
Honestly?
548
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:07,974
I no longer think
you're doing a terrible job.
549
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,935
And, uh, I'm very proud of you.
550
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,813
Thanks, Jack.
551
00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:17,317
I'm gonna pull the plug now.
552
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,193
Whoa, whoa.
553
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,320
Just let me do it!
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