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I thought Tracy was
getting here at noon.
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Movie stars move at
their own pace, Liz.
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We have to accommodate them.
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Yeah, well, a lot of people
are still upset
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about Tracy joining the show.
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That's not my problem.
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I have other things on my plate.
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You hear about that chemical
factory explosion
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outside of Colorado Springs?
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Good.
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All right, here he comes.
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I just think when it comes
to this whole Tracy thing,
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it's best to tread lightly.
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No, no, no.
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Stop, stop.
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Stop, stop.
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It's just us.
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Lemon, to tread
lightly is your job.
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My job is to keep
Tracy Jordan happy.
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Girls, girls, girls.
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Let's save it
for Mr. Jordan.
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Studio 68 is where
we do The Girlie Show.
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Did you all see Tracy Jordan
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make a special appearance
the other night?
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Wasn't that exciting?
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That is what we
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in the show business
like to call a "cameo."
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Hey, this is the star
of The Girlie Show,
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Jenna Maroney.
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Hi.
Thank you.
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How do you feel, NBC tour?
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'Cause you look good,
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like a solid gold candy bar!
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Where else do you have
those piercings on your body?
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This is it,
everybody. Here he comes.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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It's only Jenna.
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All right, it's just Jenna.
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How you doing, Jenna?
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Okay, I mean granted,
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Tracy Jordan has some
commercial appeal,
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but within his
remunerative body of work
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there's just nothing of value.
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What are you talking about?
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Did you ever see his stand-up?
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Give up the butt, ladies.
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Give up the butt.
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This is it I mean
it. Here he comes.
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♪♪
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He's an imbecile.
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Well, he's our imbecile now.
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♪♪
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I'm just surprised he's
still got his shirt...
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Oh, there it goes.
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Jack!
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Oh, my goodness!
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It's good to see you
again, brother.
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It's good to see you again.
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Oh, that is fantastic.
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You have to teach me
that handshake one day.
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Listen, Tracy,
if there's anything you need,
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anything, you come to me.
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Come on, Jack,
you know I'm the kid.
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I'm easy like Sunday morning.
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Don't look at me!
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Do not look at me in the eyes.
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Do not look at Mr. Jordan!
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Do not look at him in the eye.
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Just look away.
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Look away.
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Tracy, this is
our producer, Pete.
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Hey!
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Hey, Pete.
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You smoke weed, right, Pete?
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Uh...
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No.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Me and you, Pete.
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Me and you.
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Pete.
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Good to see you.
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Is it?
Oh, good.
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It's good to see you too.
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'Cause that means
I'm not fired anymore.
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I wasn't gonna mention that.
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But I did.
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And now I'm talking about it.
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Relax your balls, Pete.
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Hey, everybody.
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Tracy Jordan's here.
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Don't just sit there.
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Come and give me some sugar.
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No, thank you.
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Well if you ever want to
piss off your parents,
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you come see me.
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Right this way, Tracy.
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This is Tim Grandy.
He's from Bowie, Maryland.
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Rachel Baze,
she just got engaged.
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Josh Girard,
he got 760 on his SATs.
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Graduated from SUNY Courtland.
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Frank Rossitano has every copy
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of Black Tail magazine
ever published.
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JD. Lutz,
thyroid problem.
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James Spurlock,
but we call him Toofer,
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because with him
you get a "Two for One,"
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he's a black guy
and a Harvard guy.
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And, of course, you know Lemon.
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How did you do that?
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It's my job.
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Jerry from set design.
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Wally, cue cards.
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Rupert Murdoch.
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Melinda Gates.
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Ziggy from the cartoon Ziggy.
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Anthony Pellicano.
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Heidi Klum.
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The guy that sleeps
with Heidi Klum.
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This man's a genius.
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Let me just say,
I'm excited to be here.
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It's an honor for you
to meet me.
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I've got a lot of characters
I'm ready to bust out.
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I got a character named Biscuit.
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Write that up.
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Got a another character
named Raylondo,
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who's a two-foot tall
Spanish hustler.
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Glasses,
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I want you to write that one.
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Got another character
named Ching Chong,
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who loves to play Ping Pong.
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I just made that up
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right now.
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'Cause that's how I flow.
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Now I'm up for anything.
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I thought me and you could play
Seinfeld and Bill Cos...
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No.
I don't like that.
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How you doing?
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There is no way I am
working with that guy!
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Do you know that
he once got arrested
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for walking naked
through LaGuardia?
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And that he once fell asleep
on Ted Danson's roof?
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Yeah, Tracy has
mental health issues...
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He bit Dakota Fanning
on the face!
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When you hear his version,
she was kind of asking for it.
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I can't even believe that
you are doing this to me.
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Listen, I understand
that this is tough for you.
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But what did I tell you?
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Not to freak out?
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Right. And what else?
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Stop falling in love
with gay guys?
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About this.
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That you're looking out for me.
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But it doesn't seem...
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Jenna, I'm your friend.
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I'm not going to let
anything happen to you.
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This show is called The Girlie
Show, and you are the girl.
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Nothing is going to change that.
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Okay.
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Glaub Mir.
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Diese "Advantium Microwaves"
sind die beste.
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How could you change the name
of my show without telling me?
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Detlev, I'm gonna have
to call you back.
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Yeah, wunderbar.
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Plowchops.
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The Girlie Show is now
T.G.S. with Tracy Jordan?
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It tested very well
with the focus groups.
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If you say you like I,
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you can have some pizza.
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You people like pizza?
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You need to tell Jenna that
this whole thing was your idea
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and that I didn't know
anything about it,
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and that she should
be mad at you, not me.
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Oh, sure.
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Then we could sit around
and braid each other's hair
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until we get our periods
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at the same time.
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Look, Lemon,
you're a supervisor.
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These people are
not your friends.
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Yes, they are my friends.
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No, they're your employees.
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Well one of my employees
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is extremely mad at me.
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Will you talk to her?
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No, because then you're
not gonna learn anything.
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You have to manage
these people, Lemon.
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It's your show.
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You have the tools.
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Now get out there
and build the house,
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add on a pool, and throw
yourself into the deep end.
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What if I can't swim?
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Then I'll do what my father
did when I was two.
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Lure you to the edge
of the pool with a puppy,
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and push you in.
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Yikes.
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Fine, I'll figure it out.
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We're gonna be
shooting some promos
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in an hour underneath
the new sign.
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So have your people...
write some stuff.
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So I said, "Rick, this chick's
got an Adam's apple."
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And Rick said to me,
I'll never forget this.
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He said, "Freaky
deakies need love too.
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Freaky deakies
need love too."
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Charming.
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So, how you doing over there,
Theo Huxtable?
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I'm doing good.
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Unh-unh.
Superman does good.
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You're doing well.
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You need to study
your grammar, son.
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Wow.
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That was embarrassing for you.
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I don't even have lines
in these promos.
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It's all Tracy,
he doesn't even mention me.
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I'll fix that.
Just stay calm.
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Stay calm?
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They changed the name
of the show.
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You said that you were
looking out for me.
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I am.
I will handle it.
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Lemon, Lemon.
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Can I be real with you?
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Yeah.
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I haven't had a real job
in like two years.
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I'm not used to all these...
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These cue cards and all of that.
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Don't worry about the cue cards.
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Look, you have two lines.
Just say,
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"Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan,
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I'm bringing the black
back to NBC."
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I'm proud as a peacock,
baby."
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You don't even need these.
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You're right.
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I got this!
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Thanks for looking out
for me, Lemon.
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I'm gonna crush it.
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Show these people
how a movie star does it.
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A little to your right, Tracy.
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Okay, here we go.
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In three, two...
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Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan and I'm
bringing the black back to NBC.
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And I'm proud as
a peacork, baby.
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That's great, Tracy,
but it's peacock.
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What did I say?
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Peacork.
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Peacock.
Think peacock.
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Right, Jenna?
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In three, two...
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Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan,
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and I'm bringing the black
back to NBC.
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And I'm proud as
a pea cock, baby.
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Okay.
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That time I think you may have
hit it a little bit too hard.
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Also, can you throw Jenna's
name in there for me?
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In three, two...
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Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm
bringing the black back to NBC.
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Right, Jenna Mulvaney?
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Maroney.
Rhymes with Baloney.
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Here we go.
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In three, two...
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Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan, and I'm
bringing the black back to NBC.
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And I'm proud as a peacock.
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Right, Mabaloney?
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Nope.
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In three, two...
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Hi, I'm Tracy Jordan.
I'm black, NBC.
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Very proud, like peacocks.
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Right, Janet?
265
00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,164
I think we got it.
266
00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:26,208
I think we got it.
267
00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:30,712
Yeah, I think we did.
268
00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,661
Okay, that was beyond insulting.
269
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,342
The guy doesn't even
know my name.
270
00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:37,052
Why do you love him so much?
271
00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:39,721
No, no, no, no!
I don't love him.
272
00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:41,557
Donaghy loves him.
That's it.
273
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:43,660
Pete can't stand him,
Toofer thinks he's an idiot.
274
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:44,764
Even Cerie says he's a pig.
275
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,395
Frank likes his movies.
276
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,564
Frank also loves
that video of the monkey
277
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:49,856
smelling his own butt.
278
00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:50,898
Mmm.
279
00:10:51,024 --> 00:10:52,734
Nobody wants Tracy Jordan here
280
00:10:53,026 --> 00:10:56,155
except for certified
non-genius Jack Donaghy.
281
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,074
Sorry to interrupt,
Ms. Maroney,
282
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,166
but the sound guys
want their microphone back.
283
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,036
So everyone can...?
284
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,008
Hear everything
you are saying. Yes, ma'am.
285
00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:06,845
Oh my God. I didn't use
the N word, did I?
286
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,560
Oh, no, no,
no, Miss Maroney, you did not.
287
00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:09,293
Oh, good.
288
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:10,252
I mean,
I never would,
289
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:11,688
but, you know...
Jenna, take the mic off!
290
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:12,712
Sorry.
291
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,425
Oh, my God.
292
00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,010
That was bad, right?
293
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,720
It wasn't great.
294
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,764
Jack Donaghy wants to see you.
295
00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:24,474
No, no, no.
Tell him I'm very busy.
296
00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:26,310
Come in, she's very busy.
297
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:30,022
Mr. Donaghy,
I sincerely apologize.
298
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:31,315
I'm so embarrassed.
299
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,667
I guess you must be embarrassed
300
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:34,211
if you're hiding
in the storage closet.
301
00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,777
This is my office.
302
00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:37,112
Really?
303
00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:38,404
I see you bring
304
00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:40,699
a little feminine magic
to everything you touch.
305
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,031
How did it go with Tracy Jordan
when you apologized?
306
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,037
I didn't think I needed
to talk to him.
307
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,331
I mean, he's not my friend,
he's my employee.
308
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,791
No, he's not your employee,
he's your product.
309
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,283
Like it or not, you're in
the Tracy Jordan business now.
310
00:11:52,377 --> 00:11:54,377
And when you screw the pooch
the way you did today,
311
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,299
it's your responsibility to get
in there and make things right.
312
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:58,926
How do I do that?
313
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,969
I don't know.
314
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:01,970
I'm a non-genius.
315
00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,262
I'm really sorry!
316
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,017
Lunch
break, that's a lunch break.
317
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,435
Back in 30 minutes.
318
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:12,522
Tracy, I hope I didn't
hurt your feelings before.
319
00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:13,982
Please.
320
00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:15,275
You can't hurt me.
321
00:12:15,567 --> 00:12:17,110
I did stand-up on the road.
322
00:12:17,402 --> 00:12:18,904
A crowd once threw
a motorcycle at me.
323
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,949
Good, 'cause, you know, I'm just
trying to calm Jenna down.
324
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,326
'Cause she's kinda
paranoid and neurotic,
325
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:27,454
and your being is just
bringing out all of her crazy.
326
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,498
Please don't think
that everyone hates you.
327
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,226
Pete thinks that
everybody's an idiot.
328
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,585
Especially Frank,
who is an idiot.
329
00:12:33,877 --> 00:12:35,597
Josh is just jealous
'cause you're gonna get
330
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,005
more screen time than him.
331
00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:38,897
And Toofer's just afraid
of black people.
332
00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:39,883
Which one is Toofer?
333
00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:41,718
The black guy.
Oh.
334
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:43,971
My point is,
don't worry about them.
335
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,307
You are the only person
that the network cares about.
336
00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:48,100
Ms. Lemon?
337
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,552
I just wanted to let you know
338
00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,126
y'all are on the monitors
right now.
339
00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:52,311
Everyone can...
340
00:12:52,562 --> 00:12:53,842
Hear you and see you.
Yes, ma'am.
341
00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:58,026
Son of a mother!
342
00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,611
Paranoid?
343
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:02,364
Well, that just confirms
all my suspicions.
344
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,032
Sorry, everybody.
345
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,554
Hey, buddies.
346
00:13:27,514 --> 00:13:29,266
All right, I deserve that.
347
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:31,118
But I didn't say anything
about you guys
348
00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:32,786
that I wouldn't have said
to your faces.
349
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:36,547
Fine. The important thing is
don't take this out on Tracy...
350
00:13:36,773 --> 00:13:38,233
That dude sucks!
351
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,694
Okay, are we going to talk
about this like adults,
352
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,947
or are you just gonna
throw things at me?
353
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:45,239
All right.
354
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:48,577
Okay, fine.
Get it out of your system.
355
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,149
Nothing that plugs in, you guys!
356
00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:52,080
Nothing that could
really hurt me!
357
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,465
Hello.
358
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,467
Lemon.
359
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:10,015
How are things in the deep end?
360
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,391
Fine.
361
00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:14,436
The staff is meshing
together well?
362
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,938
Oh, yes, yeah.
363
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:18,230
Good.
364
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:20,608
I'm counting on you.
365
00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:35,165
We got to do something.
366
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,293
Let's crash my car
to see if the air-bags go off.
367
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:40,305
Let me explain what
I'm talking about first.
368
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,131
Everybody is mad.
At us.
369
00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:45,133
Mostly mad at you.
370
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:46,611
Yeah, well, that's
because Donaghy threw me
371
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:47,715
into the deep end of a pool
372
00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:49,614
that I didn't even want
to build in the first place!
373
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,056
Look, I'm just saying,
374
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:52,348
we both screwed up today.
375
00:14:52,599 --> 00:14:55,477
I think we should make nice
and buy everybody some pizzas
376
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,354
and some soft drinks...
Nah, nah, nah.
377
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,523
This is what we're
gonna do, Lemon.
378
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,455
You're going to get
everybody on my yacht.
379
00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:03,151
Harbor cruise.
Drinks.
380
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:04,443
Togetherness.
381
00:15:04,611 --> 00:15:06,154
That's great.
You have a yacht?
382
00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:07,155
I got a yacht.
383
00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:08,527
I got a solid gold jet-ski.
384
00:15:08,615 --> 00:15:10,033
Two Batmobiles.
385
00:15:10,325 --> 00:15:12,244
The AIDS monkey's bones...
386
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,419
Welcome!
387
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,630
Welcome to your fantasy!
388
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,425
We're both hosting.
The ice cream bar was my idea.
389
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,052
This is surprisingly tasteful.
390
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:29,636
Oh, yeah.
391
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:32,347
I've taken this boat
many places.
392
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,933
Miami, Tokyo, Denver.
393
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,577
What does that mean,
Avanti Domani?
394
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:37,144
What?
395
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,979
The name of the boat.
396
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,356
Oh, that's Spanish for
"remember your mother."
397
00:15:41,648 --> 00:15:42,232
No, I don't think it is.
398
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:46,069
Hello, boys.
I brought champagne.
399
00:15:46,361 --> 00:15:46,987
I'm so glad you came.
400
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,279
Get away from me.
401
00:15:48,488 --> 00:15:49,488
My Baloney! Look at you.
402
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,658
Wow.
Yeah, thanks.
403
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,201
Let me make you a drink.
404
00:15:53,493 --> 00:15:56,204
You love apple martinis, right?
405
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,498
Yes, how did you know that?
406
00:15:58,790 --> 00:15:59,249
I read your interview
407
00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,334
in Amtrak Magazine.
408
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:03,211
Really?
You saw that?
409
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:04,129
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
410
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,548
Did you know that all
the writers in that magazine
411
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,340
are also conductors?
412
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:08,925
I didn't know that.
413
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:11,011
Hey, Toofer,
see if I got any schnapps.
414
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,221
Good gravy.
415
00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:14,513
This is a Dunwoody '62.
416
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,224
It's for you.
Take it, my friend.
417
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,311
Thank you.
418
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:27,944
♪♪
419
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:30,530
That is just wasteful.
420
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:33,782
I hear you sing.
421
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,118
I didn't know that.
422
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,512
Why don't you sing
something for me?
423
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:37,245
Oh, no.
424
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:39,080
Nobody wants to hear that.
425
00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:40,372
I do.
426
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:44,211
♪ Some folks like to get away,
take a holiday ♪
427
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,254
♪ from the neighborhood ♪
428
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:49,925
♪ Hop a flight
to Miami Beach ♪
429
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,970
♪ or to Hollywood... ♪
430
00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:56,348
Let's get out of here.
431
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,100
Is that a real song?
432
00:17:04,397 --> 00:17:05,397
It's going well, right?
433
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,442
It has to, it has to go well.
434
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:09,528
Relax, everybody's
having a great time.
435
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:10,403
How's Jenna?
436
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,072
Furious and drunk.
437
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:13,382
But at least she's
getting along with Tracy.
438
00:17:13,406 --> 00:17:15,367
Well, he does know
how to throw a party.
439
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,160
Think we're ever
gonna leave the dock?
440
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:18,452
I don't know.
441
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,537
The engines have been running
for like three hours.
442
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,999
Hey, hey!
443
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,000
Grizz!
444
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,452
Grizz, don't wreck this boat!
445
00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:27,963
Grizz is driving the boat?
446
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,173
Don't worry.
He was in the Navy.
447
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:44,187
I got one, I got one.
Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Cosby!
448
00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:46,314
What's the deal with pudding?
449
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:48,762
I'm Bill Cosby.
Jell-o! Sweaters!
450
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,696
Whoo! Yeah!
451
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,428
That doesn't
even sound like the Cos.
452
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,198
I'm gotta go lay down.
453
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:58,243
Got you on that one, man.
454
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,496
He got you again, man.
Get better references.
455
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,999
Tracy, thank you so much
for doing this.
456
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,291
You totally saved me.
457
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,695
You don't have to
thank me, Lemon.
458
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,503
We're a team now.
Like Batman and Robin.
459
00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:10,255
Like chicken and
a chicken container.
460
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,173
Hey, where's your bathroom?
461
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:13,465
Second door on the right.
462
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,304
All right, let's do another one.
463
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,607
That's weird.
464
00:18:33,236 --> 00:18:34,613
Wow!
465
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,659
Por favor, no me dueles.
466
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:40,952
Me llamo Maria.
467
00:18:41,244 --> 00:18:42,244
What?
468
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,164
Please calling
Ted and Nancy Peabody.
469
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:47,042
You tell Who Dat Ninja
is on the boat.
470
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,501
What are you saying?
471
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,045
Tracy Jordan is on the boat.
472
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,339
He no see me.
I hidden from him.
473
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,631
I hide from him.
474
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:56,592
Oh, my God.
475
00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:59,095
It's Spanish for,
"Remember Your Mother."
476
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:00,615
I've taken this boat to Denver.
477
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,639
You can have that scotch.
478
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,975
Grizz was in the Navy!
479
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,602
It's not his boat!
480
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:09,147
Sir, you
need to disembark immediately.
481
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,439
This is not his boat!
482
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:11,643
We gotta get off this thing!
483
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,151
This is not his boat!
484
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,070
Disembark immediately.
485
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,364
Is this your boat?
486
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:20,283
Disembark immediately.
487
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,083
Run! Jump!
Get out of here!
488
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,683
Good morning.
489
00:19:44,974 --> 00:19:46,434
Morning.
490
00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:49,104
Okay, you were right.
491
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,438
I'm sorry?
492
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:52,490
I can't do this.
I can't manage these people.
493
00:19:52,732 --> 00:19:53,942
It was a disaster.
494
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,314
What are you talking about?
495
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,195
Everybody loved
your little Lemon party.
496
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,714
I think it brings
the team together
497
00:19:58,738 --> 00:19:59,447
like a harrowing experience.
498
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:00,448
You pulled it off.
499
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,991
Really?
They bonded.
500
00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:04,119
Good job.
501
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,453
Okay.
502
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:07,956
I guess now I just have
to read about how Tracy Jordan
503
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:09,499
tried to steal a boat.
504
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,792
No, I took care of that.
505
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,396
The Peabodys will be getting
some free rides on the NBC jet.
506
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,689
There won't be anything
in the papers at all.
507
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,713
Really?
508
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,298
What about this?
509
00:20:18,591 --> 00:20:19,968
Well, I had to give them
something.
510
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,428
Ugh.
511
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,097
Don't worry.
She's gonna love it.
512
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,307
That's just insulting.
513
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,685
Liz, Liz, did you see me
in the Post?
514
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,271
Oh, my God,
it's so embarrassing.
515
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,230
Look how thin I look.
516
00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:33,874
And look how many emails
I've gotten.
517
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:36,443
It's not even
8:00 AM in L.A.
518
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,735
Should I call Stern?
519
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,696
You're welcome.
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