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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,069 People say Naples should change, 2 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,863 but why don't you also change 3 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,865 Mantua, Rovigo, Aosta? 4 00:00:54,262 --> 00:00:57,222 Dust those corners, your uncle attracts dust. 5 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,434 Not on purpose! 6 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,854 Sometimes I think he does. 7 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:08,025 We dust him every day, but there's always this darned layer. 8 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,031 Poor uncle! 9 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:24,833 A GODFATHER IN THE LMNG ROOM 10 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,047 Wake up! 11 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,841 Wake up, school won't wait! 12 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:36,804 "If you want to do something special, 13 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,806 now's the time." 14 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,392 if you want something special... 15 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,812 - Now's the time. - I want to sleep. 16 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,772 It's not the time. 17 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,191 Go today and bring home a nice A. 18 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,194 In life we must invest in ourselves. 19 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,783 "I wasn't born for defeat... 20 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:00,577 Nor does failure run in my veins. 21 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,579 I'm a lion, 22 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:06,959 I won't listen to those who cry and feel sorry for themselves 23 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:10,754 because it's a contagious disease." 24 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,174 Michele, 25 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,553 that promotion must be ours, we deserve it. 26 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,556 - You know, don't you? - I know, darling. 27 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,936 Good morning, ma'am, how are you? 28 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,773 Nostradamus says: 29 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,776 "When our neighbor replies, the world will end." 30 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,923 Fortuna, stick your head out, you're making crumbs. 31 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,342 It's cold, Daddy. 32 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:01,138 Sweetheart, stick your head out or stop eating. 33 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,901 - Here we are. - Bye, Daddy. 34 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,485 A kiss! 35 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:20,115 - Vittorio, why are you grumbling? - Because I hate this school. 36 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,160 Bye. 37 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:55,108 I wonder: who'll be the new marketing manager? 38 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:59,863 The one with your creativity, courage and imagination, 39 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,074 in other words, your balls. 40 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,953 Important news: 41 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:10,749 as of tomorrow, the cafeteria ham will be exclusively hand-cut. 42 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:13,710 Too bad you'll miss it! 43 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:20,008 Remember: we don't sell houses, we sell... 44 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:21,760 - Chalets. - Cold. 45 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,179 - Villas. - Dreams! 46 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,431 - Get it in your head. - Of course. 47 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,225 Bring it in. 48 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:31,019 I'd say it's an explosive metaphor. 49 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:33,355 Thank you. 50 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,691 A nest, 51 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,695 the symbol of safety, of welcoming, of home. 52 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,322 What do you say? 53 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,784 Interesting... 54 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,329 What if we cut the family? 55 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,794 To strengthen the nest idea? 56 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,796 Good, Coso! 57 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:01,383 I feel creative: why not cut the nest, too 58 00:05:01,592 --> 00:05:04,177 leaving just a blue sky with: 59 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:08,140 "Edil Manetti, your house, your dreams"? 60 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:09,599 Crap? 61 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,393 No. 62 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:16,523 - We could cut the sky too. - Let's keep it, I like to be daring. 63 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:51,350 - That's the limit! - Mom! 64 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:52,809 "Mom, Mom"... 65 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:57,105 Maybe not the front row, but I don't see why 66 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:01,485 you're always last with that fatso in front of you. 67 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:05,572 - What are you doing? - You've really disappointed me. 68 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,242 - Self-esteem, my girl! - Mom, please. 69 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,453 What are you doing? 70 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,710 My lady's daughter doesn't go last, she goes first. 71 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,382 - What are you, her mother? - I'm the nanny. 72 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:24,674 Music! 73 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,511 Now they're all improvising as nannies... 74 00:06:28,137 --> 00:06:30,222 - I've been a nanny for twenty years. - How long? 75 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,932 Twenty years. 76 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,601 My daughter should be in front! 77 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:45,445 Ma'am, what are you doing? 78 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:48,949 What's your problem? You're hurting the child. 79 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:54,871 So? 80 00:06:56,499 --> 00:07:00,085 No news yet, but I see some light, 81 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:02,671 a nice success for the new ad campaign. 82 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,465 - The one with the nest? - Right. 83 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,884 - Hi, sweetie! - Lice! 84 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,679 Damn, I'll kill them off with Napalm. 85 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:13,849 We should befriend the Manettis, get into their circle, 86 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,102 breathe their air, drink their water. 87 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:21,857 - It's for our kids' future. - You know I hate pulling strings. 88 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,860 You're so old-fashioned, it's called PR now. 89 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:28,864 Cristina, please, trust me. 90 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,700 Daddy, Vittorio got an A in English. 91 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:33,702 Yes, I forgot. 92 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,704 - My son? - The one and only. 93 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,289 You're sure? 94 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,499 That's great! 95 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:56,600 - Mrs. Manetti! - With whom am I speaking? 96 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,436 Cristina D'Avola, pleased to meet you. 97 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:02,939 - A new sales clerk? - No, I'm a customer. 98 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:08,612 It's an honor to shop beside a woman of your stature. 99 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:09,905 Thank you. 100 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:15,410 Did you know I live in your house? 101 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:19,581 Poor thing, in one of the shacks my husband builds. 102 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:23,585 Did you know my husband works at Edil Manetti, too, 103 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,004 side by side with yours? 104 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:30,175 Incredible! The whole city works for Carlino's company. 105 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:49,129 The intercity train, from Naples Central, 106 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:51,506 is arriving on track 1 . 107 00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:23,330 Why all the mystery, officer? 108 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,086 Let me guess: I parked up a tree. 109 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,050 It's not a fine? 110 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:39,054 How urgent? 111 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,639 Extremely? 112 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:42,474 Now? 113 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,184 Alright. 114 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:48,688 Want to bet it's a fine? 115 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,274 This isn't a fine, Ma'am. 116 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,902 Is this a guessing game? Please, tell me! 117 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,488 Sign here, meantime, thank you. 118 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,241 I see an irregularity: 119 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,453 here it says Carmela, you can't sign Cristina. 120 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,417 - My name's not Carmela. - Maybe you're not even Neapolitan! 121 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,878 - That's what they all say. - The inspector. 122 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,674 "Carmela D'Avola, born in Mezzotto, province of Naples", 123 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,842 etc, etc... 124 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,386 Do you confirm? 125 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,971 Parents' names? 126 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,849 - Which parents? - How many do you have? 127 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:27,727 Santagata, be more tactful! 128 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,565 - Write "unknown" or "NN". - NN? 129 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,652 "The undersigned declares she is a gypsy..." 130 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:40,031 Listen, either you tell me why I'm here or I'm leaving! 131 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,200 Ma'am, calm down! 132 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,620 You have a brother, right? Ciro, 133 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,247 Cimmaruta Ciro. 134 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,791 - Your above-mentioned brother... - Is dead? 135 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,253 No, but he's in trouble and must be brought to trial. 136 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,966 One more, one less... 137 00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:00,593 My brother is a hoodlum. 138 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,805 This time it's not petty theft, it's quite serious. 139 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:07,016 - Organized crime. - Camorra, to be exact. 140 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,978 Camorra? 141 00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,980 That's impossible, 142 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:15,150 my brother is a hoodlum, but he's not in the Camorra. 143 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,943 The court will decide that. 144 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,362 - Anyway, it's no business of mine. - Yes it is. 145 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,740 - No it isn't. - Yes, it is, Ma'am. 146 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,409 The above-mentioned Cimmaruta Ciro 147 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:28,997 has indicated his sister's home for his house arrest. 148 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,750 My home? 149 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:35,587 No, I haven't seen him in a thousand years 150 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,256 and when I did, it was best I didn't. 151 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,259 - He's still your brother. - You take him in! 152 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,720 No, my mother-in-law lives with me 153 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,390 and it's no picnic, the inspector knows. 154 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:52,562 Thank you for the splendid Saturday you've given me, 155 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,981 I'll be leaving now. 156 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,234 - Wait! - I'm going home. 157 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:01,529 - Wait a minute. - Ms. Carmela, ma'am, stop! 158 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,907 My name's not Carmela! 159 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,367 Calm down, think. 160 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:09,329 - It's all locked up... - Ma'am! 161 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,458 Keep your brother until the judge comes, then you can refuse. 162 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,460 If you leave now, you're in trouble. 163 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,254 - When's this judge coming? - Monday. 164 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,300 I have a thought 165 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,094 and it's for Mom. 166 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,183 The sun burns 167 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,186 on my face... 168 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,696 Carmela! 169 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,326 Ma'am! 170 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,126 You're happy I came to visit, right? 171 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,840 You got a family? 172 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:10,056 Certainly, mountains really suck. 173 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,726 It's cold in the mountains, the people are cold, 174 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,812 the pizza's cold, 175 00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:17,856 a cold that seeps into your... 176 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,108 Listen to me... 177 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,569 I have a family. 178 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,363 - A husband, two kids. - Good for you! 179 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:29,242 I love the cold, I cherish dampness. 180 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:33,413 I can't stand warmth, including people's, 181 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,832 or hands on me, people who gesture. 182 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:40,003 Recycling gives me joy 183 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:44,007 and I've never had the least doubt where to dispose of styrofoam. 184 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,217 I don't eat pizza, I love knödel 185 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,804 and, especially, remember my name isn't Carmela. 186 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,810 Carmela, 187 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,022 what the fuck are these knödels? 188 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,403 I'll go, Daddy! 189 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,579 Daddy! 190 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,415 - Here I am. - Don't open! 191 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,919 Hey, it's Uncle Ciro! 192 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:28,384 I lost the bet, unfortunately it wasn't a fine. 193 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,435 Why the long faces? 194 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,480 Aren't you happy your uncle feels better? 195 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:44,067 He wasn't sick, he was dead, there's a big difference. 196 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,527 Dead? How dramatic! 197 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,739 Carmela, 198 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,367 is that me? 199 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,954 Uncle, you died during the Easter procession, 200 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,956 you were playing Jesus, right? 201 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,750 No, or I'd remember. 202 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:06,297 - Why did you tell us he was dead? - Stop asking, now he's resurrected! 203 00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,549 It takes three days to rise from the dead. 204 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:12,136 - Did you know that? - No. 205 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,307 I'm always the last to know things in this house. 206 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,312 But, now we have to look for the positive side. 207 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,983 Yes, your uncle's alive and here with us. 208 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,653 So, welcome your uncle, who'll be leaving on Monday. 209 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,281 - Fortuna. - Vittorio. 210 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,951 - I'll be staying a month at least. - Sure, a year... 211 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,786 Until the trial! 212 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,748 A pleasure. Michele. Trial? 213 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,132 You're in witness protection? 214 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,593 That's why you didn't say anything, so we wouldn't worry. 215 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:56,347 An act of courage and a splendid example for my children. 216 00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:02,270 The hell I'm a witness! I'm the one on trial, 217 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:06,274 they accuse me of being in the Ciciarielli clan in Mezzotto. 218 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,278 - Southern ltaly? - Very Southern. 219 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,784 That's really funny! 220 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,829 You picked a real idiot! 221 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:25,376 I really am a boss, not a jerk like you. 222 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,172 That's why Mom told us you were dead. 223 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,633 Maradona said it was God who punished the English... 224 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,679 - We forgot to have dinner! - No, we had the crudités. 225 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,766 I thought that was an appetizer, you could have told me! 226 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,436 - You'd have eaten ours, too? - No, the kids. 227 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,273 Just kidding! 228 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:51,360 - Get up, I'm making your bed. - It's about Maradona, deep silence! 229 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,073 You can pause it and see it later. 230 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,158 Really? 231 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,496 I sleep with two pillows. 232 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:06,417 Nothing better? This couch reminds me of my fugitive life. 233 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,630 - This isn't a hotel! - Or a restaurant either. 234 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,758 - Do you smoke? - No, Uncle. 235 00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,179 No smoking in the house, we're a "smoking-free family." 236 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,390 Oh, I see... What the fuck's that mean? 237 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,476 Go outside to smoke. 238 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,252 Are you nuts? 239 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,923 Don't throw firecrackers in the garden! Are you crazy? 240 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,925 I lit a cigarette. 241 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,346 We'll look bad with the neighbors! 242 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,639 Dad? 243 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,065 To bed, c'mon! 244 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,946 Night! 245 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,951 - Night, Uncle. - Night, Niece. 246 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,412 Michele, 247 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,914 tell me something, 248 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,625 what was your cat's name? 249 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:31,878 - We don't have any cats. - You don't? 250 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,547 Our neighbor does, Caty. 251 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,676 - Are you okay? - A mobster's cramp. 252 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,473 - Can I go? - Get some shut-eye, I'll clean up. 253 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,058 Night. 254 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,854 I got a brother-in-law 255 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:53,065 who's a tad faggot... 256 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,696 Why didn't you ever say you have a brother? 257 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:03,701 If your brother was the Rostov Ripper, would you? 258 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,495 Of course! 259 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,333 Is he dangerous? We have kids! 260 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:14,503 Good grief, it was just an example! 261 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,089 What are you scared of? Sleep! 262 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,057 He didn't sing, did he? 263 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,684 Because when he does? 264 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,480 It means he's on edge, it's better if he doesn't sing. 265 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:36,067 Oh shit, he sang in the living room earlier! 266 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,862 We're all going to die, I know it. 267 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,037 What's that noise? 268 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,831 Nothing, it's the storm. 269 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,042 No, hear him? 270 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,839 That's him, he's in my bathroom. 271 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,634 - Get him out right now! - Me? 272 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,428 Me, I'll go. 273 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,160 - Oh no, sorry! - Michele, c'mon in. 274 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:33,416 - I don't think I should. - No formalities, we're a family. 275 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,669 Let's chat, it's been ages. 276 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:40,172 - We've never seen each other. - Yeah, right. 277 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,468 You're always cleanin'? Are you a little pansy? 278 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,679 No. 279 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,640 - Things okay with Carmela? - Sure. 280 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,434 - The humpin'? - Huh? 281 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,810 Do you hump? 282 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,440 Yes, yesterday, today, tomorrow... 283 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,317 I mean, it's good. 284 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,777 Come here. 285 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,779 Closer. 286 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,162 Don't you dare talk about my sister like that. 287 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,373 Right, I meant no offense. 288 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:19,086 Will you scram? A little privacy! 289 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,881 - My respects. - The door! 290 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,758 Sorry. 291 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:28,721 CATY, WHERE ARE YOU? COME HOME! WE CAN WORK lT OUT. 292 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,728 Ladies and gentlemen, wake up! 293 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:38,939 It's Sunday, but that's no excuse for loafing. 294 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:43,319 A world of possibilities is outside, should we miss them? 295 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,530 Or do you want to become like your uncle? 296 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:48,616 What is it, an earthquake? 297 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:52,661 Oh, my God! 298 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,664 Don't let him scare you, he's a bit faggot. 299 00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:58,042 Who is it my pleasure to meet? 300 00:22:58,251 --> 00:23:00,711 - What's your name? - Janine. 301 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,130 - Is she your girlfriend? - Sure. 302 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:07,051 Can you lend me some money for Janine? 303 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,099 Excuse me, please. 304 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,894 Go Janine, I'll send a bank transfer. 305 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,485 The sheet! 306 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,699 Lord, 307 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:35,079 let this be just a bad dream. 308 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:38,916 Please, give me a sign. 309 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,629 The beer's warm. 310 00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,262 You're so lucky! 311 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,684 There they are! 312 00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,937 Go! 313 00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:05,693 - Where's his wife? - I don't know. 314 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,697 - Say hello. - Not here, we're in church. 315 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,491 Darling, say hello! 316 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,832 - Make the lettering bigger. - Bigger? 317 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,793 Sit up straight. 318 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:27,006 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, Amen. 319 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:32,761 Maria, please, don't let my genius husband 320 00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:35,639 ruin my father's company. 321 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,225 Please, stop him. 322 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:41,604 A disability... semi-permanent, 323 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:46,317 permanent lumbago, kidney stones, prostatitis.. your choice, 324 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,777 just stop him. 325 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:52,364 From woman to woman, you can understand me. 326 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,576 I'm in need, let me hear your voice. 327 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,787 Mrs. Manetti. 328 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,212 Call me Doriana. 329 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,590 Thank you, Doriana. 330 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:14,970 The other day, there was no time to invite you to supper. 331 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:20,392 What supper? 332 00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,561 The Last Supper? 333 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,438 No, the first. 334 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,191 Do you like knödel? 335 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:41,372 Please, it would be an honor to have you for supper. 336 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,541 I can't smoke, 337 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:47,586 gotta lift the toilet seat to pee and they're always shouting, 338 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:51,173 even the kids are weird... Counselor, jail's better! 339 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:55,803 What? Jail's a pain! At least they're your family. 340 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,972 Who are they anyway? 341 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:06,730 The cuckold's in the nest, 342 00:26:08,942 --> 00:26:12,319 unknowingly... 343 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,907 Cute bunny. 344 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:21,912 I'm starving! 345 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:26,333 - There's more crudités in the fridge. - Don't worry, I'll catch up tonight. 346 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,502 - What are you doing? - Studying. 347 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,921 - She studies all the time. - Studying what? 348 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,299 An essay on my family. 349 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:35,301 I'll give you a hand! 350 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,095 - I dictate and you write. - Okay. 351 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:42,308 My family: 352 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:46,895 it's... 353 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:49,273 none of your fucking business. 354 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,693 Too short? 355 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:07,875 - You have to sign my report card. - Sure, gladly. 356 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,879 Let's see... 357 00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:16,467 No, wait a minute. 358 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,846 This isn't an A it's an F. 359 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,432 It's not that he lied, 360 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,435 but that he got an F and F's have no place here! 361 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,271 - What's more! - That jerk has it in for me! 362 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:33,901 Is it normal to write Shakespeare is a soccer player? 363 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,986 Fortuna! 364 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:41,075 William Shakespeare, born in Stratford-upon-Avon in 1564, 365 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:44,578 is renown as the greatest English poet of all times. 366 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,038 Thank you. 367 00:27:46,247 --> 00:27:48,624 - You're a whiz! - Vittorio! 368 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,878 Falsifying a report card means not only betraying our trust, 369 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,838 it's a crime! 370 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:58,008 - Like asking for protection money. - Loser. 371 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:02,012 Vittorio, don't call your father a loser! 372 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,014 Think it, but don't say it. 373 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:07,685 The kid's mortified, that's enough, let's eat. 374 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,561 No, I'll decide that. 375 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,773 Naturally, you'll decide that, but let's eat. 376 00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,612 - Fortuna! - William Shakespeare, born... 377 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,198 - Good night. - Good night, Uncle. 378 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:23,409 Good night. 379 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:25,661 Huh? Good night? 380 00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:32,584 Even the crudités are finished. 381 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,797 Good thing tomorrow's Monday. 382 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,971 If you'd rather not take your brother into your home 383 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:47,182 as he awaits a preliminary hearing, that's your right. 384 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,561 Actually, our house is small... 385 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:55,774 And my husband is almost a marketing manager... 386 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,778 We're a decent family, we shouldn't... 387 00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:02,156 There's no need for justification. 388 00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:06,952 I've known lots of people who've abandoned their brothers! 389 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:11,749 Sign here and you'll be refusing him. 390 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,004 I hadn't seen him for 15 years, 391 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:20,215 besides, doesn't he have a house? 392 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:25,053 But you've been good, you've built something in these years. 393 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:29,141 You came North, had two children, a nice family. 394 00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:31,351 No one has ever given me anything. 395 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,979 Of course, Mrs. D, Avola. 396 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:38,358 Sign here, and Ciro will wait for his hearing in jail. 397 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:54,708 Never pack it down, it's criminal! 398 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:56,919 When you prepare the coffee pot, 399 00:29:57,086 --> 00:29:59,922 the coffee should make a hill. 400 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:04,676 Even if it spills all around, it's okay, 401 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,054 the more you spill, the better. 402 00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:13,894 I taught her how to prepare the coffee pot. 403 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:17,689 How are you raising her? She didn't know about the hill. 404 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:20,901 Now I see why they take guns and wipe out their families. 405 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:30,369 The stuff in the fridge is our property. if you want to eat, shop. 406 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,412 The third rack is yours, 407 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:36,041 stay away from the first and second, those are ours, 408 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,626 mine and my family's. 409 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:43,924 We make our coffee with this. 410 00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:49,137 The 'hill' in this house 411 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,598 is absolutely forbidden. 412 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:57,563 I get it, you're a "hill-free family." 413 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:01,733 Here are two of Michele's suits, two shirts, 414 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:04,194 two pairs of shoes. 415 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:08,365 Throw everything out and wear these. 416 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,659 No gold chains, no Rolex, 417 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,871 no shiny jackets, and above all, no pointed boots. 418 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,582 Those are my best clothes! 419 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:20,127 Here's your toothbrush, use it. 420 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:23,297 - And don't mix it with ours! - If I do? 421 00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:25,132 Jail! 422 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:29,553 Get rid of the Neapolitan dialect and that toothpick too. 423 00:31:30,179 --> 00:31:33,390 Never say who you are or where you come from, 424 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,268 if they ask you, say you're our butler. 425 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,980 You'll sleep in Michele's train room. 426 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:44,693 - No, not the train room! - Yes, the train room. 427 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,904 We'll talk about it later. 428 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:57,497 - It's Daddy's train! - Oh, God! 429 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:12,721 Michele, you scare me! 430 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,140 Good morning. 431 00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:54,846 I've worked here since 1996, I bought a company house 432 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:59,059 and you say if I don't pay the mortgage on time, you'll foreclose? 433 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,477 I heard that right? 434 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:03,397 You haven't paid for three months, want to end up in the dungeon? 435 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:05,565 "Friendship" means nothing to you? 436 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:07,734 No. 437 00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:25,085 Each day that I wait is a finger less for you, clear? 438 00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,962 Very clear. 439 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:33,844 Thank you, Mr. Peter. 440 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:03,373 Oh, God, a corpse in the kitchen! 441 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:12,549 Look, follow the footprints, go see. 442 00:34:12,967 --> 00:34:15,677 - Me? - Michele! 443 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,182 Call the police! 444 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,808 Darling, call the police! 445 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:25,854 - Are you're boiling our neighbor? - What neighbor, what blood? 446 00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:29,149 I'm canning tomatoes! 447 00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,777 - Take the bottles in the kitchen. - Michele, don't! 448 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:34,529 Drop those bottles. 449 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,531 Michele, take them. 450 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,992 Michele, drop them. 451 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,203 - Take them. - Drop them. 452 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,747 Hurry inside, come see what's there. 453 00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:45,999 What else is there? 454 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:48,126 Michele, the bottles. 455 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:53,131 No crudités today, I cooked something. 456 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:56,384 Sorry for the mess, but it was worth it. 457 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:58,428 Here you are! 458 00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:01,765 In order of appearance: "homemade bread", 459 00:35:01,974 --> 00:35:05,393 macaroni omelet, sausage and broccoli rabe, 460 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:09,314 mozzarella from Battipaglia and eggplant parmesan. 461 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,442 And then, dulcis in fundum... 462 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:16,738 the queen of desserts, a pastiera! 463 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:24,162 I'm sorry, but this stuff will never enter my home. 464 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:27,165 - We're an honest family! - What are you doing? 465 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,875 I'm throwing it all out! 466 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,419 No, not the pastiera! 467 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,505 - The pastiera goes! - The pastiera stays. 468 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,966 The pastiera goes! 469 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,969 We're a pastiera-free family. 470 00:35:41,722 --> 00:35:43,098 I feel sick. 471 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,269 Be strong! 472 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,729 She's like that when she cares for someone. 473 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:57,612 Jesus Arrested 474 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:14,504 With this the last trace is gone. 475 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,757 You're still pissed off with me for that thing. 476 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,843 No, why should I be? 477 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:24,848 They only arrested you in front of the whole town, 478 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:28,685 you became a criminal, going in and out of prison, 479 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,812 why should I have it in for you? 480 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:34,232 - I've changed. - You've changed? 481 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,235 Sure, you made a career advance, 482 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:39,738 you're in the Camorra! 483 00:36:39,947 --> 00:36:41,573 Congratulations. 484 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:44,492 How shameful! 485 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,122 When you left it wasn't easy for me either. 486 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,584 Think it was easy for me? 487 00:36:52,752 --> 00:36:54,794 But I have to thank you, 488 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:57,672 you made me so ashamed 489 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,133 that I found the strength to leave that place. 490 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:06,181 When you were a little girl, I was your hero. 491 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:10,936 Right. When I was a little girl. 492 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,358 The Perfect Camorra Man 493 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,243 Some people work tomorrow! 494 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,912 You animal! 495 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:36,962 Vittorio! 496 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:40,006 How do you get revenge on someone? 497 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:43,301 What's there to get revenge for! Go to bed! 498 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,428 I was terrible in school, too. 499 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:48,556 If you're terrible in school, you'll do fine in life. 500 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:50,225 It's not like that anymore. 501 00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:53,395 Vittorio! 502 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:59,317 Come here, sit down. 503 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:04,281 If you really want revenge, 504 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,741 make him shit his pants, 505 00:38:07,493 --> 00:38:10,453 the ideal is the severed head of a horse. 506 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:15,583 Problem: you have to find a horse, cut off its head 507 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,295 and I assure you, it's not easy. 508 00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:21,840 The horse goes wild... Go run after the horse! 509 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:26,261 To be practical, the best thing is a dead cat. 510 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:29,139 Find a cat, you cream him, 511 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:32,934 wrap him and take him to the location of the offense. 512 00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:35,478 Get it? 513 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,148 Sure, you don't want to help me. 514 00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,360 Hold this. 515 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:45,405 Hold this. 516 00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:52,203 What's a dead cat doing in the freezer? 517 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,205 How do you usually preserve one? 518 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,626 Can I help you? 519 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:00,795 I need some information. 520 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:04,132 Which car is the English teacher's? 521 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,302 I can't say, for his privacy. 522 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,262 Privacy! 523 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:12,849 Look in here, so you'll see who you're dealing with. 524 00:39:15,269 --> 00:39:16,728 Scared, huh? 525 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,523 What is it? 526 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,525 I took the wrong animal, shit! 527 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:24,694 I'm incorruptible! 528 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:26,571 Where's the car? 529 00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:55,600 - What are you doing? - I made a mess, run! 530 00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:01,398 What the hell... 531 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,780 You should have said it's not your English teacher, but Alberico. 532 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:13,034 - What a pain though! - The best defense is an attack. 533 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,788 React, or instead of slashing your bike tires, 534 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:20,041 next time he'll dissolve your sister in acid. 535 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,710 - Want me to shoot him? - No! 536 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,047 Thanks for the offer, but I'll work it out myself. 537 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,882 Yeah, right! 538 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:30,385 Did you tell your mother? 539 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,178 Your father? 540 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,265 Okay, you told me. 541 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:42,021 - What's so funny? - I'm thinking about Dad's face! 542 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,149 It's nothing funny. 543 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:54,200 Vittorio, if I were God... this would all be the sea. 544 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:05,170 You've even started smoking? 545 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,090 Let me be, I've got loads of worries. 546 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:11,676 What's the matter? Your train broke? 547 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:16,931 - They slashed my tires. - I didn't do it! 548 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:20,101 The loan sharks did! 549 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,854 Why did you go to loan sharks? 550 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:28,401 Because your sister spends a fortune. 551 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,739 - She does it for the family. - I know. 552 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:36,409 Know what this house costs and how much I earn? 553 00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,329 - 1,500 euro. - That's not bad. 554 00:41:39,538 --> 00:41:43,917 1,500, three times one is 3, three times 5 is 15... 555 00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:47,378 That's over 45 thousand euro a month, that's good! 556 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:49,797 You can't make that with protection money. 557 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,301 1,500 euro a month! 558 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,178 Holy Jesus! 559 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:58,723 If I don't pay the mortgage, they'll take the house. 560 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,309 I'm afraid, what can I do? 561 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:05,146 Talk to your wife, tell her the truth 562 00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,106 and spend less. 563 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:10,026 When you love someone, it's not easy to be truthful. 564 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:12,070 Listen to Ciro, 565 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:15,156 eye on the loan sharks, those guys... 566 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,370 Thanks, talking to you really helped me! 567 00:42:21,705 --> 00:42:24,165 I'll have a drop of grappa and try to sleep. 568 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,834 - Thanks. - Anytime. 569 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:37,095 The cat! 570 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:39,556 They know where I live! 571 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:41,516 They found me! 572 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:44,310 - Bye. - Bye, Vittorio! 573 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,127 Are you wearing make-up? 574 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,259 What did he do? 575 00:43:16,468 --> 00:43:18,261 He beat up Alberico Manetti. 576 00:43:18,470 --> 00:43:20,930 I hope there's no problem at work. 577 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,932 Alberico Manetti? 578 00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,350 Oh, my God! 579 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,103 Are you crazy? 580 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:30,148 I told him too, that's no way to... 581 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:33,651 it's useless to invest in your kids! 582 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:38,156 Alberico Manetti, I can't believe it! 583 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,828 My son's an idiot. 584 00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:47,123 He beat up his future. 585 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,835 - Does it hurt? - Mom, will I get suspended? 586 00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:56,049 For your own safety, I hope not. 587 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:57,717 My son's an idiot! 588 00:43:57,885 --> 00:43:59,969 Mommy, telephone. 589 00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:03,097 Shove the offer-of-the-year up your ass! 590 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,517 It was Mrs. Manetti. 591 00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:09,103 Oh, Lord! 592 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:15,902 Hello, my dear! 593 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:19,238 Stay focused, it's the chance of a lifetime. 594 00:44:20,866 --> 00:44:22,784 Great happenings! 595 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:27,455 - Where are you going like that? - Nowhere. 596 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,583 I want to be elegant when I spit in their faces. 597 00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,835 You won't spit in anyone's face, 598 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:36,047 a little birdie tells me you won't be at dinner. 599 00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:37,965 - No? - No. 600 00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:46,516 Uncle! 601 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:50,520 Mom, he died again. 602 00:44:50,729 --> 00:44:53,648 No, I just knocked him out with a sleeping pill. 603 00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,151 - Are you nuts? - It's no tragedy. 604 00:44:57,361 --> 00:45:00,738 Get the rug, we'll wrap Ciro in it. 605 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:02,532 Your uncle's better in there. 606 00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,159 Wake up! 607 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:24,011 Cold cuts and traditional cheeses from Trentino-South Tyrol 608 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:27,265 and meat puffs Cristina-style, that's me. 609 00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:30,309 - Meat puffs! - Yippee... 610 00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:34,939 I can't stand criminality, not even in baby form. 611 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,858 Scrumptious tarts? 612 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:40,027 My son was attacked by a wild beast. 613 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:42,530 "Wild beast" is a bit excessive. 614 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:46,409 No, it's the right definition. Olive? 615 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:50,121 I'd rather not say it was a Mafia execution, but... 616 00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:52,290 Of course! 617 00:45:52,499 --> 00:45:56,377 What else do you call a cowardly attack from behind? 618 00:45:56,587 --> 00:46:00,339 It's just kids' stuff, let's enjoy the cold cuts. 619 00:46:00,549 --> 00:46:03,718 - We frigging won't! - We fucking won't, I say! 620 00:46:04,553 --> 00:46:08,139 Let's get to the point, our son's a thug. 621 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,227 To our Alberico. 622 00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:14,771 Cheers! 623 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,171 Not bad! 624 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:43,716 It's our butler, he loves to amaze when he enters. 625 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:46,677 Come along, let's bring in the knödel. 626 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,350 But why is the butler wrapped in a rug? 627 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:57,146 Because he's Persian! 628 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:03,945 - What's happening? - They must be beating the rug. 629 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:07,782 - They do it at your house too, right? - Not with the butler in it. 630 00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:10,243 It depends on the butler. 631 00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:13,454 Listen, if you ruin this evening for me, 632 00:47:14,122 --> 00:47:16,249 I'll send you back to jail. 633 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:17,875 She said "jail"? 634 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:20,086 I could have suffocated. 635 00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:24,090 - I heard "quail". - Quail? In the knödel? 636 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:29,303 So, what's the new marketing director's profile? 637 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,723 Maybe a Greek profile like my husband's! 638 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,643 - Not to return to the subject... - Please, do. 639 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:39,522 Little Alberico, was walking defenselessly. 640 00:47:39,731 --> 00:47:42,567 - And from behind... - We've already said that! 641 00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:44,360 Let's say it again! 642 00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:48,239 When from behind came an aggressor, Coso Jr. 643 00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:50,324 An aggressor! 644 00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,536 This dipshit's son started it all. 645 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,747 Dipshit father, dipshit son. 646 00:47:56,957 --> 00:48:00,167 - Is he Neapolitan? - Romanian. He loves to sing. 647 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:03,087 - Wasn't he Persian? - Persian in ancient times... 648 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,590 According to present Romanian borders. 649 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:08,676 It's a famous song in Romania, 650 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:10,386 like Volare for us. 651 00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:12,722 What a strange language, it sounds like swearing. 652 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,434 It's true... it does. 653 00:48:16,643 --> 00:48:20,229 When actually, it's full of words of love. 654 00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:22,189 And dedicated to you. 655 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,650 Are you gonna tell 'em 656 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:28,321 or am I, to fuck off. 657 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:32,116 Are you gonna tell 'em, or am I, to fuck off... 658 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,994 This particular passage means "I love you". 659 00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:38,122 Fuck off! 660 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,542 "Fuck off" to you too, my love. 661 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,794 And your sister! 662 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,714 Polenta! 663 00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,057 Do I serve the whore? 664 00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:01,812 Yes, please serve the whore. 665 00:49:02,439 --> 00:49:03,940 Who? 666 00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:07,026 In Romanian, polenta: whor-a. 667 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,695 An ancient Persian word. 668 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:13,783 - Careful! - Apologize. 669 00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:17,370 I apologize, I clean, old remedy. 670 00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:20,706 - No need. - Saliva and a drop of wine. 671 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:24,460 - What are you doing? Please! - More saliva. 672 00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:29,256 - He spit on me. - Really? I don't think so. 673 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:32,426 What's he doing? Is he crazy? 674 00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:33,803 He's on trial. 675 00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:38,891 Up your asses, you bunch of jerks! 676 00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:41,102 Wait, Doriana! 677 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:43,437 No strumpet for me! 678 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:44,772 You're leaving? 679 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:49,193 Too bad, I made strudel, and everyone always like it. 680 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:51,404 Go crap! 681 00:50:01,748 --> 00:50:04,083 Say goodbye to your uncle, he's leaving tomorrow. 682 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,046 Excellent! 683 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:12,758 Where are you going? 684 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:15,344 To jail. 685 00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:18,055 Please, he's our only uncle. 686 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:20,349 He should have thought about that. 687 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:23,394 He ruined my life, now I'll ruin his. 688 00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:28,816 Excellent, they don't know what they missed. 689 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:32,737 Actually, you ruined mine first. 690 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:37,116 Me? Could I decide anything when I was six? 691 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,454 But you were older, you could decide. 692 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:46,000 You could have chosen not to be a criminal. 693 00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:53,883 Uncle defended me, you didn't. 694 00:50:54,092 --> 00:50:58,137 Why do you think I didn't? 695 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:02,850 For your future and your sister's, to give you what I didn't have. 696 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,977 That's why I didn't defend you. 697 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,939 Say something, Dad! 698 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:14,528 What can I say? 699 00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:35,382 Butler... 700 00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:40,054 A mental retard! How disgusting, he spit on me! 701 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,516 You'll do something to that Coso, won't you? 702 00:51:43,975 --> 00:51:47,812 I had to throw my clothes out and you know what they cost. 703 00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:51,690 Such ugly people in such a beautiful house, what a shame! 704 00:51:53,151 --> 00:51:55,528 Do you think I smell of tomato sauce? 705 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,530 You do. 706 00:51:57,739 --> 00:51:59,740 That's disgusting, I disinfected myself! 707 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,951 You smell of tomato sauce. 708 00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:06,247 We open this evening with crime news. 709 00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:09,542 A dangerous Camorra member, Ciro Cimmaruta... 710 00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:12,628 Carletto, the retard! 711 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:17,424 ...from the Ciciarielli clan in Mezzotto, a town in southern ltaly, 712 00:52:17,592 --> 00:52:20,094 is a guest in our province. 713 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:24,557 Don Ciro is under house arrest at the home of his Neapolitan sister 714 00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:27,601 who has lived for years in our lovely town. 715 00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:31,438 The clan heads are on trial in Naples, 716 00:52:31,648 --> 00:52:33,774 among them is the fearful Don Ciro, 717 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:37,695 slender, average height, cavernous gaze, bug eyes, 718 00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:40,990 his face commands fear and respect. 719 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:56,964 Follow me. 720 00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:00,718 I knew it! 721 00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:16,025 Mr. Manetti didn't like last night's dinner? 722 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:36,003 I'm your new secretary, my name's Florance. 723 00:53:36,713 --> 00:53:38,923 And this is your new office. 724 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:42,384 Push 9 and I'm at your complete disposal. 725 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,013 May I go? 726 00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:56,523 - There are even tangerines! - Actually, they're oranges. 727 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:02,738 There must be a mistake, this is someone else's office, 728 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:04,907 I'm Coso Michele. 729 00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:08,410 No mistake, Mr. Coso. May I go? 730 00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:13,374 - If I push 9... - I'm at your complete disposal. 731 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,501 Florance... 732 00:54:15,877 --> 00:54:18,295 - if I push 9. - At your disposal. 733 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:19,964 Perfect. 734 00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,512 Florance! 735 00:54:26,721 --> 00:54:28,806 The values of fairness and justice, 736 00:54:29,015 --> 00:54:32,226 accusing his own offspring without hesitation, 737 00:54:32,435 --> 00:54:33,978 courage, loyalty... 738 00:54:34,187 --> 00:54:39,233 "Courage and loyalty are the DNA of your principled family". 739 00:54:39,442 --> 00:54:42,152 He really said "principled"? 740 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,238 Principled! And then... 741 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:48,200 "it's the DNA a marketing manager of respect must have 742 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,160 and you, Mr. Coso, have it". 743 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,829 You have it! 744 00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:56,125 And then: "Dulcis in fundo, I'd like to emphasize 745 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:59,378 how likeable and lively your brother-in-law was, 746 00:54:59,546 --> 00:55:02,214 in the delightful butler sketch... 747 00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,009 Glad he said that! 748 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:07,928 After all the work we did, 749 00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:10,389 we earned some luck. 750 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:12,933 It's not luck, it's merit. 751 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:18,522 Our luck is that Vittorio wasn't suspended from school. 752 00:55:18,690 --> 00:55:20,482 Oh, that's a relief! 753 00:55:21,901 --> 00:55:24,111 Get the champagne glasses. 754 00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:27,072 Do you have a secretary? 755 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:30,284 My secretary... 756 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,039 Don't make me jealous! 757 00:55:35,248 --> 00:55:37,666 - Do you have a big chair? - Very big. 758 00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:41,670 Vittorio, Fortuna, come celebrate with Daddy! 759 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,672 I want the cork. 760 00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:46,592 Come on, let's toast. 761 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:50,262 Won't you tell Daddy how good he is? 762 00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,307 - I want some too! - A drop. 763 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:58,395 Vittorio, aren't you glad Uncle Ciro stayed? 764 00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:01,273 All thanks to Michele Coso, 765 00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:03,275 the peacekeeper. 766 00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:05,444 Speech! 767 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:08,238 Okay, I'll make one. 768 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:13,243 To the North 769 00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:15,621 which always rewards hard-workers. 770 00:56:16,289 --> 00:56:17,790 To the great North. 771 00:56:17,999 --> 00:56:20,667 That separates grain from chaff, 772 00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,128 but especially, 773 00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:25,089 to my family 774 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:28,050 that's nearly perfect. 775 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:30,844 A toast! 776 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:36,600 How do you think they found out he's my brother? 777 00:56:37,977 --> 00:56:39,228 Who? 778 00:56:39,604 --> 00:56:41,647 The Manettis. 779 00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,816 You said they liked 780 00:56:44,025 --> 00:56:46,735 my brother's butler sketch. 781 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:49,780 How did they find out Ciro's my brother? 782 00:56:50,532 --> 00:56:52,241 Why even ask? 783 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:54,993 You look so much alike. 784 00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:57,621 - Think so? - Yes. 785 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:02,251 You have the same melancholy in your eyes. 786 00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:07,214 Why dwell on this? 787 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:11,969 My office shows what the Manettis think of us. 788 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:27,651 Do you think it's right to promote someone who tried to murder... 789 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:31,447 not just bruise, but murder your son! 790 00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:33,490 We've talked about this, 791 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,534 Edil Manetti risks bankruptcy. 792 00:57:35,743 --> 00:57:38,495 - Thanks to whom? - Real estate is in trouble. 793 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,874 We need fresh money to save our asses. 794 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:45,210 - Know who has it today? Them! - Them? 795 00:57:45,378 --> 00:57:50,048 The Ciciarielli clan has oodles of money, 796 00:57:50,216 --> 00:57:53,051 oceans of money we have to get hold of. 797 00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:54,928 That guy's a Mafia boss! 798 00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:57,514 A mental retard! 799 00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,266 Totò Riina didn't seem like a boss, 800 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:01,643 the members of Pooh seemed like friends. 801 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:05,189 Appearances can be wrong, you don't seem like an entrepreneur's wife. 802 00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:08,025 Because you're no entrepreneur, 803 00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:11,987 you've had a miracle, you inherited the family business, 804 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:14,114 my family's. 805 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,909 Details. Do it for your father! 806 00:58:17,118 --> 00:58:18,785 Leave my father out of this! 807 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:21,997 We have to save our skin, befriend the Cosos, 808 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:25,584 get into their circle, breathe their air, drink their water. 809 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:29,796 What counts for them is the family! 810 00:58:30,006 --> 00:58:32,591 You scare me when you sound like a genius. 811 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,636 We have to befriend the whole family. 812 00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:39,973 We all have to do our part, you and Alberico too. Brake! 813 00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:44,186 Next week the grass from Wimbledon will be here. 814 00:58:44,395 --> 00:58:46,021 - Yippee. - Kiss. 815 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:50,192 Manil, cappuccino and roll, hole 9. 816 00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,697 Mr. Coso! 817 00:58:58,117 --> 00:58:59,743 Good morning. 818 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,996 Good morning, Fortuna. 819 00:59:03,289 --> 00:59:04,998 Good morning, Vittorio. 820 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:07,376 Daddy? 821 00:59:07,585 --> 00:59:11,255 Today the world ends and I still haven't kissed anyone. 822 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:17,386 Coso, what do you propose? 823 00:59:37,615 --> 00:59:40,450 Mr. Peter, I'd like to pay you back, 824 00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:42,536 I'll do it now. Your account number? 825 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:44,955 No way, you offend me! 826 00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:58,969 Fortuna! 827 01:00:01,389 --> 01:00:02,806 Mr. Ciro? 828 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:23,535 Remember, if you cheat I'll poke your eyes out! 829 01:00:45,683 --> 01:00:47,559 Look I'll call Sister Giuseppa! 830 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:49,394 - Who's that, Mommy? - Who's that? 831 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:52,397 A strange animal with a nun's head 832 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:55,025 and a body like a rum baba. 833 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:58,236 I'll make you pay next time. 834 01:00:58,988 --> 01:01:01,990 I saw you Ciro, you did that! 835 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,868 You did that, Ciro. 836 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,455 Come here! 837 01:01:08,623 --> 01:01:10,123 Both of you over here! 838 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:12,542 C'mon! 839 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:46,118 Alfa Romeo Giulietta, a 170 horsepower engine, 840 01:01:46,327 --> 01:01:48,912 cruise control, suspension selector, 841 01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:51,331 leather steering wheel with radio controls. 842 01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:55,252 Tell me, if the seats recline 843 01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:57,254 can we inaugurate it? 844 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:01,133 No, Ciro, please, don't touch it. 845 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:11,184 Then, there's another small gift for the whole family. 846 01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:15,397 - Opera tickets? - No, almost. 847 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,191 - Can I open them? - Mommy will. 848 01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:25,991 How did you pay off the mortgage? 849 01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,577 It's a benefit reserved for managers. 850 01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:32,247 I once had a weird parrot, 851 01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:35,333 he wouldn't repeat and would back-talk. 852 01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,128 If I said: "Go fuck off", 853 01:02:38,838 --> 01:02:41,423 he'd answer back: "Same to you". 854 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:46,011 - Alberico passed me his English test. - You've learned to get respect! 855 01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:49,431 Next time give him a good head butt. 856 01:02:49,807 --> 01:02:52,392 - Sit down? - No, he invited me out with friends. 857 01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:55,103 - I'm going out, bye. - Have fun. 858 01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:59,483 So, I strangled that parrot... 859 01:03:00,234 --> 01:03:01,651 What a great smell! 860 01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:03,820 Where do you want to sit? 861 01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:06,072 No, I'm going out. 862 01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:09,493 Don't I deserve an evening out with my new Giulietta? 863 01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:11,661 I do! 864 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:20,045 - Have you seen my brush? - I don't use them. 865 01:03:20,421 --> 01:03:22,422 You don't use soap either. 866 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:26,051 The one time I cook, you all go out. 867 01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:29,679 You know how many times I cooked and no one ate? 868 01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:32,015 She calls crudités cooking! 869 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:34,059 - Fortuna, are you going out too? - Dunno! 870 01:03:34,268 --> 01:03:35,894 Mommy, am I going out? 871 01:03:40,441 --> 01:03:43,527 - What do we do with Fortuna? - I don't know, what? 872 01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:47,447 Can we leave her with Ciro? 873 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:49,199 Sure! 874 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:52,410 If you like, you can stay with your uncle. 875 01:03:52,578 --> 01:03:53,995 Bye. 876 01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:57,791 Ciro, 877 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:00,418 please... 878 01:04:00,711 --> 01:04:02,087 Don't worry. 879 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,964 Thank you, good night. 880 01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:14,266 - Eat up, Uncle. - It's just the start. 881 01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:20,480 Good evening. 882 01:04:22,733 --> 01:04:23,859 My dear! 883 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,152 - Good evening, Coso. - Good evening. 884 01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,363 My compliments, what elegance! 885 01:04:29,615 --> 01:04:31,241 Thank you, Dory. 886 01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:32,701 Dory, 887 01:04:33,077 --> 01:04:35,662 a folksy nickname at last! 888 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,455 I've always loved homespun folks. 889 01:04:37,665 --> 01:04:39,249 - Coso! - Good evening. 890 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:42,252 - See the frescoes? - Yes, they're beautiful. 891 01:04:42,461 --> 01:04:45,463 I'm putting up a false ceiling tomorrow, they distress me. 892 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:49,009 Sonia, Cristina. 893 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:52,012 - You're beautiful. - Thank you. 894 01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:55,098 The city councilor's wife. 895 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,893 - Lovely woman. - A whore. 896 01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,895 Hi Marta, 897 01:05:00,104 --> 01:05:02,063 say hello to the children. 898 01:05:02,773 --> 01:05:05,650 They're little monsters, ugly, ugly, ugly. 899 01:05:06,193 --> 01:05:07,986 Hello sweetness! 900 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:15,827 She may be sweet but she's uglier than sin! 901 01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:21,333 - Do you know her? - No. 902 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:22,959 My sister. 903 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:28,131 - I meant the old woman. - Meaning my mother? 904 01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:30,216 Excuse me, Debora... 905 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,218 Thank you. 906 01:05:43,230 --> 01:05:47,025 - Is Ciro late? - He needs permission... 907 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:50,570 And we won't give it, 908 01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:54,783 so he stays with the children to increase their attachment. 909 01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:56,534 - So, he won't be coming? - No. 910 01:05:57,662 --> 01:05:59,079 - Not even later? - No. 911 01:06:00,748 --> 01:06:02,290 Why isn't he coming? 912 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:07,045 I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so important for you. 913 01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:09,255 Of course it is! 914 01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:12,092 Hospitality is sacred. 915 01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:16,012 - We're sorry. - He'll come next time. 916 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,890 What a shame, we had a surprise for him. 917 01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:20,517 I mean, for all of you. 918 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:24,020 - But he's not coming? - No. 919 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:26,231 Everyone, a moment of silence, 920 01:06:26,941 --> 01:06:29,567 here's the surprise I promised. Maestro! 921 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,279 Anil. 922 01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:36,866 Here's to you, the queen of desserts, 923 01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,244 the sfogliatella. 924 01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:09,084 - You dance so well. - I don't understand. 925 01:08:09,293 --> 01:08:11,753 - You dance so well. - If I may say so. 926 01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:14,089 You look like a girl. 927 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:29,979 Uncle, if they find you guilty, will you go to jail? 928 01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:44,911 Can I tell you something? 929 01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:46,496 Shoot. 930 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:48,832 I hate ballet. 931 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:54,879 I mean, I don't hate it, I feel silly in a tutu. 932 01:08:55,339 --> 01:08:59,217 So, the problem's not ballet, it's the tutu. 933 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,595 - Does Mommy know? - Are you crazy? 934 01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:05,390 - She thinks the perfect daughter... - Wears a tutu. 935 01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:07,058 Right. 936 01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,438 A fantastic evening. 937 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:18,153 Vittorio, what's wrong? 938 01:09:18,362 --> 01:09:20,530 Please, don't die! 939 01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:24,784 - I'm scared, call an ambulance. - Don't worry, it's nothing. 940 01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:34,961 Did they want to make fun of us with that Neapolitan song? 941 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:39,507 No, it was a gift, they don't know you're ashamed of your origins. 942 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:29,390 It looks good on you! 943 01:11:03,175 --> 01:11:06,177 I know that face, what's wrong? 944 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:09,555 What's wrong is that Vittorio came back drunk and stoned. 945 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:14,352 It's that bastard Alberico who's leading him astray. 946 01:11:14,561 --> 01:11:17,355 For one beer too many, how you carry on! 947 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:22,944 - The Manettis are bastards. - They're a respectable family. 948 01:11:23,195 --> 01:11:25,363 Someone else is the delinquent. 949 01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:32,328 Sorry, I didn't mean it. 950 01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,580 Let's not fight. 951 01:11:35,749 --> 01:11:38,251 Vittorio's in his adolescence, 952 01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:41,504 he can finally go out with friends, have fun. 953 01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:44,882 Believe me, it's all okay. 954 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:03,443 Relax and concentrate, brotherhood unites us. 955 01:12:05,529 --> 01:12:07,947 Today's objective is to fly, 956 01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:10,491 fly together, 957 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,287 fly elsewhere, fly within. 958 01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,789 Doriana, thank you for inviting me. 959 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,583 It's nothing, dear. 960 01:12:19,877 --> 01:12:22,128 I needed to relax a little. 961 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,422 So, breathe. 962 01:12:25,716 --> 01:12:29,218 Carlo and I were thinking: 963 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:32,805 why don't you come to the opening of Tosca with us? 964 01:12:32,973 --> 01:12:35,183 That's an opera, 965 01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:38,978 the most important high-society event of the season. 966 01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:44,692 Don't say no, you must be our guests. 967 01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:54,452 Thank you, Doriana, I'm honored. 968 01:12:54,661 --> 01:12:57,872 The whole family though, Ciro too. 969 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,084 Ciro too? 970 01:13:01,293 --> 01:13:03,586 Where are you going? Not without an appointment. 971 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:04,879 Miss! 972 01:13:13,972 --> 01:13:19,227 - He wanted to kill my nephew. - Alberico is reckless... An olive? 973 01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:21,396 With a cocktail of drugs and alcohol. 974 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:24,565 Right, because Alberico is a thug. 975 01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:26,192 Actually, 976 01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,778 he's a coward, an animal, what's more... 977 01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:31,030 he's a son of a bitch! 978 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,616 What an exaggeration! They're kids. 979 01:13:33,826 --> 01:13:37,703 But it mustn't happen again, or I'll have to... 980 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,418 Wait, Don Ciro... 981 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:47,338 Forgive me, I'm not sure the word "Don" is right, 982 01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:51,050 I've never met such a powerful man, I don't know the etiquette, 983 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:53,052 but believe me, Don Ciro, 984 01:13:53,470 --> 01:13:56,681 we're fond of you and your family. 985 01:13:57,307 --> 01:13:59,308 I do a lot for my friends: 986 01:13:59,518 --> 01:14:02,103 I promote them, give them new cars, 987 01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:04,147 but I want 988 01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:07,150 my friends to give me affection, 989 01:14:07,317 --> 01:14:09,152 understanding and love. 990 01:14:09,361 --> 01:14:13,781 My company is a safe refuge for your group's capital, 991 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:17,243 if not, friends become enemies, 992 01:14:18,078 --> 01:14:20,288 understand? Crap? 993 01:14:23,083 --> 01:14:24,500 No. 994 01:14:30,841 --> 01:14:33,092 Michele, I have something to tell you. 995 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:35,845 Me too. Who starts? 996 01:14:36,513 --> 01:14:40,099 Manetti gave me the national advertising campaign. 997 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,643 - Good. - I'm so happy. 998 01:14:50,944 --> 01:14:52,195 Hi, darling. 999 01:14:52,404 --> 01:14:54,822 - Come here. - In the middle? 1000 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,784 - I have something important to say. - Me too. 1001 01:14:58,952 --> 01:15:00,745 I have something even more important: 1002 01:15:00,954 --> 01:15:03,581 the Manettis have invited us to the Opera. 1003 01:15:04,041 --> 01:15:06,042 I can't come. 1004 01:15:06,251 --> 01:15:08,920 You're wrong, they want you to come, too. 1005 01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:11,297 With the Manettis? Never. 1006 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:14,050 Ciro, it means a lot to me, 1007 01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:17,136 I want to see Tosca with my whole family. 1008 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,805 Isn't going out for a pizza better? 1009 01:15:20,015 --> 01:15:22,683 They make a great pizza here. 1010 01:15:22,893 --> 01:15:24,101 Are you kidding? 1011 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:27,480 You still think the only good pizza is made in Naples? 1012 01:15:27,689 --> 01:15:28,689 Stop! 1013 01:15:29,149 --> 01:15:33,152 It's the season's biggest social event and you talk about pizza? 1014 01:15:33,904 --> 01:15:35,696 Everyone who counts will be there. 1015 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:39,408 Please, it's a dream for me. 1016 01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:42,828 It's a dream for all of us. 1017 01:16:01,932 --> 01:16:03,933 She hates tutus. 1018 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:08,062 Did she say that? 1019 01:16:14,611 --> 01:16:16,696 She's cute in jeans too. 1020 01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:36,632 - Who is it? - The verdict is imminent. 1021 01:16:36,967 --> 01:16:38,342 Counselor! 1022 01:16:38,552 --> 01:16:42,722 Pack your bags, if you're acquitted, you return to Naples. 1023 01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:47,143 If you're convicted, you go to prison, also in Naples. Happy? 1024 01:16:47,394 --> 01:16:51,772 I can't come, I'm seeing the opening of Tosca, the event of the season. 1025 01:16:52,024 --> 01:16:54,191 What? Are you crazy? 1026 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:56,402 My sister needs me. 1027 01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:58,404 Confirmed, you're crazy! 1028 01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:01,824 Mommy says you have to speak ltalian and smile, 1029 01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:04,827 even if you don't like the Manettis, okay? 1030 01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,538 Even if they bug you, okay? 1031 01:17:07,831 --> 01:17:09,415 - I'm ready. - Let's see. 1032 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:13,044 - What if they call you "idiot"? - I smile. 1033 01:17:13,211 --> 01:17:15,713 - "Moron"? - I smile. 1034 01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:20,676 - "Bastard"? - I smile. 1035 01:17:20,844 --> 01:17:22,053 Good! 1036 01:17:22,262 --> 01:17:24,263 - Are you ready? - Almost. 1037 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,223 "Redneck?" 1038 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:29,852 Redneck... 1039 01:17:30,437 --> 01:17:31,729 How do I look? 1040 01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:36,776 I'm wearing these spikes just for your future. 1041 01:17:37,069 --> 01:17:38,694 You're beautiful! 1042 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:41,864 - Who's better, me or Florance? - Florance. 1043 01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:44,033 - Thanks. - You're not coming? 1044 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:47,203 I'm going out with Alberico, there's a party at a pub. 1045 01:17:55,170 --> 01:17:56,545 Come with me! 1046 01:17:56,755 --> 01:18:00,549 - Mommy, Uncle Ciro has become good! - Meaning? 1047 01:18:00,967 --> 01:18:05,346 Let's say Daddy is Manetti and he offends you. 1048 01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:08,641 It's not a good idea. 1049 01:18:09,434 --> 01:18:11,602 C'mon, offend me. 1050 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,980 If you really want... 1051 01:18:17,734 --> 01:18:19,443 Swindler! 1052 01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:22,530 More! 1053 01:18:23,865 --> 01:18:25,866 - Wretch! - More! 1054 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:28,369 Fairy! 1055 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,959 - Fuck, it hurts! - Michele! 1056 01:18:35,836 --> 01:18:38,421 - Am I bleeding? - A little. 1057 01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:41,215 What a nice evening! 1058 01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:44,343 It was just pretend and I got a head butt. 1059 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:48,347 - That's enough, he apologized. - Think about the real Manetti. 1060 01:18:49,683 --> 01:18:51,684 Manetti called me a fairy. 1061 01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:54,353 That was me, just pretending. 1062 01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,857 Promise me you'll behave. 1063 01:18:58,066 --> 01:19:00,234 You'll promise, won't you? 1064 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:05,239 - Have fun. - Remember, no drinking. 1065 01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:08,242 - You remember too, Uncle. - Don't come home late. 1066 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,588 Flash news: 1067 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:24,967 a turning point in the Ciciarelli clan trial, 1068 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:28,971 where Ciro Cimmaruta is the defendant. Stay tuned. 1069 01:19:43,820 --> 01:19:45,780 Mr. Mayor, good evening. 1070 01:19:50,577 --> 01:19:53,412 - Four tickets for Coso. - Coso? 1071 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,414 Is that right? 1072 01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:58,209 There are no invitations for Coso. 1073 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:04,757 - There's a mistake, check again. - I say there are none. 1074 01:20:04,925 --> 01:20:08,719 Don't force me to call someone, check again. 1075 01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:11,180 Don't insist, they're not here. 1076 01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:13,682 Ma'am, move aside. 1077 01:20:14,434 --> 01:20:16,060 No, 1078 01:20:16,269 --> 01:20:19,063 because I'm sure there's been a mistake. 1079 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:23,025 - It's a matter of minutes. - No, it's a matter of respect! 1080 01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:24,860 It's our right to enter, 1081 01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:28,322 if you don't know who we are, that's your problem not ours. 1082 01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,115 Maybe, but you're not going in. 1083 01:20:30,575 --> 01:20:34,078 - Let's go have knödel. - Knödel? 1084 01:20:34,287 --> 01:20:38,332 - Spaetzle, something with speck. - Go have a pizza! 1085 01:20:38,583 --> 01:20:41,794 I said knödel, you can't make a decent pizza. 1086 01:20:42,003 --> 01:20:44,964 - The redneck has spoken... - Calm down! 1087 01:20:45,173 --> 01:20:46,966 - What did he say? - He's a hick! 1088 01:20:47,175 --> 01:20:50,970 - He said redneck, I heard right? - I heard him too. 1089 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,764 You can call your sister 'redneck'! 1090 01:20:53,974 --> 01:20:56,559 That's enough, darling! But you too... 1091 01:20:59,896 --> 01:21:02,898 May lightnin' roast you, you idiot! 1092 01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:07,278 She said lightning should burn you up, 1093 01:21:07,487 --> 01:21:11,782 without leaving the least part of your shit figure intact. 1094 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:39,226 What do you think happened? 1095 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:41,186 Nothing, 1096 01:21:41,396 --> 01:21:43,188 it was a misunderstanding, 1097 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,608 I hope they weren't offended. 1098 01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:50,029 - Call them again. - No, I've called a thousand times. 1099 01:21:50,238 --> 01:21:52,239 I'll see him in the office tomorrow. 1100 01:21:53,658 --> 01:21:55,659 Please, call them again! 1101 01:22:03,126 --> 01:22:04,752 It's still off. 1102 01:22:08,673 --> 01:22:10,049 Vittorio? 1103 01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:11,634 He's already here? 1104 01:22:14,971 --> 01:22:17,556 - Is everything okay? - Sure, why? 1105 01:22:18,224 --> 01:22:20,601 You're back much earlier than we thought. 1106 01:22:21,144 --> 01:22:24,313 - Did anything happen? - No, a fantastic time, and you? 1107 01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:27,232 Us... a great evening! 1108 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:29,151 Night. 1109 01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:47,127 My father died in the Camorra, 1110 01:22:47,337 --> 01:22:49,755 my brother died in the Camorra, 1111 01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:53,008 and I, one day, "died" in the Camorra. 1112 01:22:59,849 --> 01:23:02,226 Carmela, ma'am, yesterday's was the last hearing 1113 01:23:02,435 --> 01:23:05,854 and all the informers exonerated him. 1114 01:23:06,272 --> 01:23:11,026 - I don't know this guy Ciro. - I think he's got no balls! 1115 01:23:11,903 --> 01:23:13,696 Who the fuck is he? 1116 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:15,906 - Aren't you pleased? - Very much. 1117 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:18,200 Acquitted, not even a trial. 1118 01:23:18,368 --> 01:23:20,327 He must be a petty crook, 1119 01:23:20,537 --> 01:23:23,205 like we say, a small fish. 1120 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:26,917 Honestly, your brother bragged about this thing. Mafia boss... 1121 01:23:27,085 --> 01:23:29,378 - Like me saying I'm an inspector. - Don't you dare! 1122 01:23:29,587 --> 01:23:31,088 I don't know him! 1123 01:23:33,174 --> 01:23:35,175 I've never seen him. 1124 01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:39,179 - Say hello to Don Ciro. - Thanks for the coffee, good bye. 1125 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:43,934 When you prepare coffee, do you make a little pile? 1126 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:45,936 The hill? Yes. 1127 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:49,481 That's why it's no good. 1128 01:23:49,691 --> 01:23:53,861 When you make coffee, you have to press it or it's no good. 1129 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:58,323 - Indeed! - We'll go to the cafe, goodbye. 1130 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:12,796 Coso, come with me. 1131 01:24:18,136 --> 01:24:20,512 - My love, tell me! - My brother's been acquitted. 1132 01:24:21,264 --> 01:24:23,682 - Acquitted, really? - Yes. 1133 01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:25,893 Great news, we'll toast tonight. 1134 01:24:26,102 --> 01:24:29,730 - Did they say what happened? - The dungeon? 1135 01:24:30,273 --> 01:24:32,149 Can you hear me? 1136 01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:35,652 It's all cleared up with Manetti, I'll explain tonight, 1137 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:37,488 I have to go. 1138 01:24:37,989 --> 01:24:40,783 Where are you taking me? Do you know who I am? 1139 01:24:41,076 --> 01:24:44,078 Does Marketing Director, Mr. Coso Michele ring a bell? 1140 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:47,331 I'm Titina, the secretary on floor -3. 1141 01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:49,833 This is your new office. 1142 01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:56,381 Whatever you need, don't call me. 1143 01:24:56,591 --> 01:24:58,467 Give me the car keys. 1144 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:06,683 It's punishment for the bad advertising campaign? 1145 01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:08,644 I don't know! 1146 01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:19,363 Thank you. 1147 01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:26,286 That asshole of a school principal 1148 01:25:53,523 --> 01:25:56,525 Tell me why you boasted about being in the Camorra? 1149 01:25:59,571 --> 01:26:03,198 I knew you couldn't be an animal like them. 1150 01:26:05,743 --> 01:26:09,121 What gave you the idea? Why? 1151 01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:15,043 Because I wanted to belong to something. 1152 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:21,967 You belong to my family. 1153 01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:42,654 Ciro, Carmela, 1154 01:26:43,114 --> 01:26:46,283 get up, you'll get all dirty! 1155 01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:58,879 You bastard! 1156 01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:02,382 Listen, Mr. Principal, you're not kicking us out, 1157 01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:05,802 we're leaving. There's a big difference. 1158 01:27:06,930 --> 01:27:11,183 I've calmed down, but he's punishing you for a month-old fight. 1159 01:27:13,311 --> 01:27:17,314 Let's tell Alberico to speak to the principal, he'll back you up. 1160 01:27:17,523 --> 01:27:19,900 He didn't let me into the party. 1161 01:27:23,321 --> 01:27:24,696 What? 1162 01:27:27,867 --> 01:27:30,244 - The tickets for Tosca? - They weren't there. 1163 01:27:30,453 --> 01:27:34,248 They've demoted me, moved me to the dungeon, taken the car... 1164 01:27:34,624 --> 01:27:38,418 How could I have put people in pea pods? 1165 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:40,212 - I like it. - What? 1166 01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:42,214 Your ad! it's cool, 1167 01:27:42,465 --> 01:27:46,218 it gives the idea of warmth, home, protection. 1168 01:27:46,469 --> 01:27:47,469 Thank you. 1169 01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:49,638 You won. 1170 01:27:50,723 --> 01:27:53,100 I'll ring and say it all, I'll say... 1171 01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:55,727 "Darling..." Better "honey"! 1172 01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:59,398 "Honey, the time's come to tell you 1173 01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:03,986 that I've been fired, nearly fired. 1174 01:28:04,904 --> 01:28:07,781 But it's right because I'm a piece of shit 1175 01:28:08,157 --> 01:28:12,244 who does shit ads, so be disgusted with me, walk all over me..." 1176 01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:14,037 Don't overdo it! 1177 01:28:14,247 --> 01:28:15,831 - Less? - Yeah. 1178 01:28:19,585 --> 01:28:20,752 Come here. 1179 01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:22,838 Courage! 1180 01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:32,597 Darling! 1181 01:28:32,890 --> 01:28:35,058 Manetti sends his love, another pay raise 1182 01:28:35,268 --> 01:28:37,477 and many compliments for the advertising campaign. 1183 01:28:37,687 --> 01:28:39,855 - The one with the peas? - A toast? 1184 01:28:42,608 --> 01:28:44,526 To my family, 1185 01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:47,446 including Uncle Ciro, who's been acquitted. 1186 01:28:50,867 --> 01:28:52,868 What's wrong, you're not toasting? 1187 01:28:58,416 --> 01:29:01,209 To me, who's been fired... or nearly! 1188 01:29:01,544 --> 01:29:03,420 A matter of hours. 1189 01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:06,548 To me who's been suspended! 1190 01:29:08,509 --> 01:29:10,385 Good thing nothing's happened to me. 1191 01:29:12,889 --> 01:29:13,889 Coming! 1192 01:29:27,820 --> 01:29:30,864 - What's going on? - Uncle's been acquitted. 1193 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:40,999 What? What's your uncle got to do with Dad's job? 1194 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:45,670 What's the connection? 1195 01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:48,673 Can you tell me? What have you got to do with us? 1196 01:29:49,675 --> 01:29:52,761 Why don't you say anything? 1197 01:29:57,892 --> 01:29:59,976 You knew it all the time and didn't say a word? 1198 01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:05,816 You were right, it's hard to be truthful with those you love. 1199 01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:07,085 As a child, you know... 1200 01:31:11,382 --> 01:31:15,594 something's hurting you and you grit your teeth so you don't suffer, 1201 01:31:16,888 --> 01:31:19,055 because the moment you give in... 1202 01:31:23,519 --> 01:31:26,313 you're scared you can't bear it. 1203 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:34,070 Then you grow up... 1204 01:31:38,451 --> 01:31:42,245 and try not to feel the pain you felt as a child. 1205 01:31:45,208 --> 01:31:47,000 The moment comes when... 1206 01:31:49,712 --> 01:31:51,713 you don't feel anything anymore 1207 01:31:51,923 --> 01:31:54,799 and you get messed up, all messed up... 1208 01:31:58,137 --> 01:32:00,764 You want the family you never had. 1209 01:32:01,098 --> 01:32:03,141 Yes, the perfect family. 1210 01:32:05,520 --> 01:32:07,187 What an idiot! 1211 01:32:07,396 --> 01:32:10,857 Poor kids, ruined by a half-crazy mother. 1212 01:32:12,151 --> 01:32:13,652 And their father? 1213 01:32:14,028 --> 01:32:16,988 Ambitious, a dreamer... A loser! 1214 01:32:21,118 --> 01:32:23,912 But it was nice thinking we deserved it. 1215 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,960 An idiot and a loser, what parents! 1216 01:32:30,628 --> 01:32:32,837 But we're perfect just like this. 1217 01:33:21,345 --> 01:33:25,015 - I made it myself. - It's compact, just how I like it. 1218 01:33:28,394 --> 01:33:30,562 Thanks for everything, Cristina! 1219 01:33:34,150 --> 01:33:35,734 My name's Carmela! 1220 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:06,598 Vittorio, if I were God... 1221 01:34:06,849 --> 01:34:08,642 forget it! 1222 01:35:15,584 --> 01:35:17,168 Time to eat! 1223 01:35:20,840 --> 01:35:24,592 He was a rat, we shut him up! 1224 01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:27,470 A bear who blabs is a dead bear. 88489