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[logo music playing]

[zooming]

[music playing]

I'm calling you out, Stone.

Come on, marshal.

We got better things to do.

It's a matter of
respect, Miss Kitty.

Lights out, marshal.

[laser fire]

[screaming]

Nice catch.

Practice makes perfect.

I bring unfortunate tidings.

Your father has met an untimely
alleviation of existence.

What?

He's dead.

Well, how well did you
know my father, Miss Chase?

He was a good man.

You should have stood
up for him in there.

One violent act leads to
another and then another

in turn, and I won't
be part of that cycle.

I'm wasting my time talking
to you 'cause you're not

listening to me.

[clanging]

[laughing]

Stop it!

Get out!

Delicious.

So you gonna take
over being marshal now?

I don't want the top job.

So you're a quitter?

Look who's talking.

Look, I wasn't
hired to do a job.

No.

You just walked
out on your father.

[music playing]

You're going to die, native.

Ain't you afraid?

I fear nothing.

[growling]

Such a pain in the neck.

[whooping]

[zapping]

[groaning in agony]

[laughing]

Howdy.

[gunfire]

Doc!

I'm coming!

I'm coming.

I don't like this one bit.

How can I get any
work done in here?

I am the only law
this town has left.

I have got to be here
to hold down the fort.

If I don't fix you up, you
won't be holding down anything.

[zapping]

Stop it.

Stop.

That's enough.

Don't your knickers
in a knot, princess.

It'll all be over soon.

What's the
problem, Miss Mattie?

ZACK: Redeye's
kidnapped Miss Mattie.

Now we're getting
a posse together

and going after
them to put an end

to this thing once and for all.

[cheering]

Suggest you got the
hell out of here, Zack.

And what about Mattie?

We'll send her back.

We're not done with her.

[wincing]

Shit.

I'll sneak around this way.

[gunfire]

Mattie!

[roaring]

[screaming]

[gunfire]

Damn.

It's OK.

It's OK.

Was it your leg?

Yes, it's fine.

Scratch.

Redeye!

[gagging]

[screaming]

The hell with it.

[screaming]

[growling]

Feels like it's got the weight
of the world hanging on it.

You wear it well.

[theme music playing]

[laughter]

[music playing]

I wouldn't do
that if I were you.

[gunshot]

Those things'll kill you.

[laughter]

Who in the hell was that?

Lash.

She's-- she's the new owner.

I'll see you and
I'll raise you 20.

50 and another 50.

Come on, Lash.

You're tapped out.

Another raise from me
and you gotta fold.

What's the night worth
you anyway, Lash?

You and me naked,
horizontal, and sweaty.

You better watch
your mouth, Crowley,

or I'll put a
window in your head.

You never had the
balls to make the move

when Redeye was around though.

Five.

500 sounds reasonable
now, doesn't it, boys?

Yes.

5,000.

5,000?

What are you shitting me?

No.

5,000 me doing you if you win.

What's the matter, Crowley?

Afraid?

I just can't cover
5,000 with what's

here on the table, that's all.

What else you got?

I got me a mine.

A mine.

[chuckling] What kind
of a mine, Crowley?

Derconium.

Only the most valuable
mineral in the galaxy.

Eats energy systems for lunch.

Call.

Royal flush.

Beat that.

[laughter]

Oh, shit!

[music playing]

He looks nervous.

He's not nervous, Stell.

He's focused.

[footsteps]

[neighing]

STELL: Zack, Miss Kitty and I
have every confidence in you.

[clock chiming]

Mr. Gaunt, can't say
I'm happy to see you.

Smile, marshal.

You wouldn't want to
go out with a frown.

Wish me luck, fella.

I got 10 that says
he got shot down.

You're on.

[knocking]

Hello, marshal.

You're right on time.

So you ready for our date?

[music playing]

I'll tell you, Lash, you
have no idea how long I've

been waiting for this moment.

Hold it.

Maybe you weren't legit.

Oh, hell, Lash, what are
you trying to pull now?

Huh?

You trying to welch
on our bet or what?

I didn't see any proof
of any derconium mine.

Now I put myself up.

You could have been lying.

I got the deed and the map.

There's no map here.

You're gonna love this.

Did the tattoo on myself.

Isn't that a little
difficult to read?

Nothing a little
romance could enlarge.

Oh, aren't you clever.

'Course, just having the
map wouldn't be enough, Lash.

You know, there's a lot of
strange things been going

on out those mines, you know.

Haven't you heard?

The place is--
crawling with ghosts.

Give them my regards.

Bork!

I'd like you to photocopy this.

And how can I do that?

Improvise.

I know we got off on the
wrong foot a little bit, Mattie.

It's strange, you know.

I am an empath.

I sense how other people
feel, and I feel it.

Just because I
know how they feel,

it doesn't seem to make it
any easier to communicate,

you know.

I-- well, I've been on the
desert for the last five years

by myself most of the time.

I've been thinking a lot about
how I should deal with people

or how I should
deal with myself.

Why, I thought I
had all the answers,

but, well, I definitely knew
that peace was the only way,

you know.

And here I am, marshal.

Now what am I supposed to do?

Use violence to ensure peace?

I know it's been difficult for
you, too, Mattie, you know,

being a widow and all.

It's a lot of creeps
out there who would just

leap at the chance of taking
advantage of such a fine lady

as yourself.

But don't get me wrong.

I got great respect
for women like you

and like Miss Kitty, who managed
to maintain their dignity

and their womanliness in
a hellhole like Oblivion.

I want you to know that I am
here for you as your marshal,

as your--

your friend, as, well, anything
you damn well need me to be.

Zack, I haven't had
sex in three years.

Is that Earth years?

[neighing]

Wait.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I can't hear you all
at the same time.

Now, what did you hear?

What's going on, Buster?

Well, it just came
in over the ether

he was seen heading this way.

His ship passed
Rigel, and it's--

and it's coming straight
towards Oblivion.

Whose ship?

Who is coming?

Sweeney.

Oh, no.

Damn.

Not Sweeney.

BUSTER: I'm afraid so.

Damn.

[music playing]

[chatter]

They're still not back.

Think that means
it's going well, Doc?

I think it's going great.

That's what I think.

Oh, you have to think that.

You got money on it going great.

By the way, Stell,
stop by my shop tomorrow.

Got some new backups I
want to try out for you.

My bionics?

Doc, you know how I'd love not
to be so dependent on them,

especially with
derconium around,

but last time you
nearly killed me.

I got the bugs all worked out.

Swear.

What's the matter, sweetheart?

I got money.

And you got breath
that's curling

the wallpaper, Long John.

Get away from me.

Why should you care about the
way I smell, you stupid whore!

That's right.

H-O-R, whore.

You're drunk.

Is that how we treat
ladies at Miss Kitty's?

I don't see no ladies.

They're all ladies
'cause I say so.

Is that all right with you?

- Hmm?
- Hmm?

Hmm?

Huh!

You're a regular
around here, Long John.

You should know that.

You're right.

I should know that.

[moaning]

Now that doesn't feel too bad.

I know it's good.

I know what you like.

[cracking]

I know what you like.

Come right here and
take a nice catnap.

And in the morning, things are
just going to seem perfect.

Come on, honey.

Let's get you a drink.

Ahh, you haven't lost
your touch, Miss Kitty.

[music playing]

Evening, everybody.

Actually, marshal, aren't
you kind of without someone?

Like your date?

What am I doing wrong?

Is it me?

Is it him?

What is it?

Zack's been alone a long time.

It may be that he's
just kind of rusty.

Buteo.

Good to see you.

How's things at Lash's?

Lash's?

Well, Lash has taking over
ownership of the cantina

on the edge of the Badlands.

Buteo here was kind enough
to head out there and--

Subtly, of course--

ZACK: See what's what.

I hear gun running's
her latest angle.

That turns out to be
the least of our problems.

There's a problem with Lash,
and I didn't hear about it?

How embarrassing.

It appears that we are going
to be visited by Sweeney.

[gasping]

Not Sweeney.

[music playing]

Who?

You've never heard of him?

He's the deadliest bounty
hunter in the sector.

They say he's 10 feet tall.

He's wider than a barn.

The strength of 10 men.

I heard 30.

They say you can kill men
just by looking at them.

My kind of fellow.

Who is he?

Sweeney's coming.

Not Sweeney.

You're afraid of him?

Afraid, no, but I may have
a massive upsurge in business.

Better check my cuff and stock.

You OK, Miss Kitty?

What do you want, Stell.

Just a drink.

I'm on my way over to Doc's.

I figured having
a drink or two--

or 12-- he helped me make it
through his latest attempt

to make my life better.

But-- look, never mind.

You look kind of busy.

I am.

Thanks.

You sure you're all
right, Miss Kitty?

Is there anything
that I can do to help?

I mean, after all,
you know, I am deputy.

To protect and serve
and all that stuff.

I keep my own counsel.

But thank you.

No problem.

So this whole rig
tracks weather conditions?

Weather, seismic
conditions, everything

for the whole region.

Well, what's this dark mass
coming in from the south?

What's that supposed to mean?

Goddamn insects.

Ahh, Stell.

Doc.

Just in time.

I'm not so sure about this.

[music playing]

[squeaking]

Trust me.

This won't hurt a bit.

[whirring]

Doc!

[wincing]

[chuckling]

DOC: It's entirely using
pulleys, miniaturized

counterweights, springs,
cogs, duplicates the strength

of your normal bionic eye.

But it isn't energy dependent.

[chuckling]

Are you sure about this, Doc?

Well, let's try
something simple.

Here's a rock.

Make a fist.

[grimacing]

[giggling]

[chuckling]

[music playing]

Doc, can't unclench my fist.

Try.

I am trying.

[zapping]

Well, try harder.

[boing]

[banging]

[wincing]

[rumbling]

Doc, you--

What the hell is that?

A ship.

Small one from the sound of it.

Powerful engine though.

Zack, we have a visitor.

Goddammit, Doc.

Put my old arm back on.

[chatter]

Buteo, is this--

Sweeney's ship.

Yes.

Oh, Stell.

Good to see you're not unarmed.

Oh, hello.

Are you the local constable?

Well, I'm the marshal, yeah.

My name's Zack Stone.

This is my deputy Stell Barr.

And this here's Buteo.

Yes, of course, you are.

And I am--

Not Sweeney?

Oh, you heard of me.

How smashing for you.

You're Sweeney?

The bounty hunter?

The very same.

Now I was hoping we could
repair to somewhere civilized.

I'm absolutely parched.

There's a matter of some urgency
which I would like to discuss

with you, marshal, and--

hello?

Can I help you chaps?

So you're Sweeney?

You people love
redundancy, don't you?

Marshal, I do believe these men
are endeavoring to provoke me.

Do you tolerate such displays?

Well, from what I hear,
the famous Sweeney can handle

damn near anything himself.

I wouldn't say that.

Is it exaggeration?

No, it's profanity,
and I choose not to use

such words in front of a lady.

And do grow up.

OK, boys, break it up.

We're just having fun.

[chuckling]

Marshal, if you
would indulge me, sir.

Be my guest.

Here.

Right.

Now about that drink.

Ahh, yeah, the
saloon's right this way.

[groaning in agony]

Thank you, my dear.

And your name again is?

Miss Kitty.

This is my place.

Saloon and cat house.

[chuckling] How unoriginal.

And yet trite.

Bottoms up.

Mr. Sweeney, my name is Gaunt.

I'm the local dispenser
of terminal festivities.

The funeral director.

It's an honor
to meet you, sir.

Imagine the winner
of the medal of honor

from the funeral brotherhood
five years in a row.

I was younger then, Mr.
Gaunt, burning with ambition.

It was back when the
feds were running things.

What a sorry lot they were.

So I've been cutting
back recently.

All the senseless
violence and the killing

and the mayhem, the fun goes
out of it after a while.

What a horrible thought.

Oh, I've just been trying to
be more selective about taking

on new business.

And what new business brings
you to Oblivion, Sweeney?

You're
straightforward, marshal.

I like a man after my own heart.

Well, actually not always.

Once there was a man
after my own heart,

and I had to strangle him
with his own intestines.

[coughing]

Your business?

Yes, of course.

I've been hired by Galaxi Corps.

There's a woman they've
been after for years

now with little
success, and they

were rather pleased when I chose
to take on this assignment.

I've traced her to
this world thanks

to a variety of leads, some
cooperative and some less so.

What is her name?

What does she look like?

That would be a
little help I'm afraid.

She's had so many
names and undergone

so many changes of appearance
that descriptions of either

would be useless.

What's she accused of doing?

SWEENEY: Corporate
spying, sabotage.

From all accounts, she's
quite attractive in whatever

her appearance happens to be.

Cunning, ruthless, conniving,
underhanded, double dealing.

Truthfully, I don't know
whether to capture her

or to propose to her.

[laughing]

Do you know any women
who fit this description?

Could be.

As I say, the
appearance changes.

Any idea where she is?

Sure do.

You can be there
inside a day or two.

She is a troubled woman.

Who knows the forces that shape
such a desperate creature?

You're not sorry for her?

I am sorry for the
circumstances that created her.

Do not judge Lash
too harshly, Stell,

lest you judge yourself, too.

He's a rather depressing
chap to have around, isn't he?

Well, I'm not--

Would you like me
to kill him for you?

No--

ZACK: Sweeney, Buteo
and I will assist you.

Yeah, as you wish.

We'll hit the cantina first.

We ought to be able to
find a lead on Lash there.

Stell, Lash stops in town,
I want her gift wrapped

and behind bars, understand me?

You got it.

Let's ride.

[music playing]

Bye bye.

LASH: That's it,
the Native Wall.

Are you sure?

I thought it's supposed to be a
couple of miles south of here.

No, you idiot.

That is the place.

Now men believe it is
haunted with the ghosts

or the ancient Natives.

Women know better.

Ghosts, uh, can I maybe not
have to go inside then, huh?

Ugh, Bork, you'll
stand guard, OK.

[scoffing]

ZACK: There they are.

[snorting]

[music playing]

Yes.

Yes.

[gasping] Perfect.

Power drained.

A good sign.

Oh, how thoughtful.

[music playing]

[squeaking]

Derconium, the mother lode.

Yes!

Excuse me.

[crying out]

Oh, fantastic.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, please.

Oh, baby.

Let me just touch you.

Oh.

[rumbling]

Oh, no.

Damn.

[coughing]

Crowley, you son of a bitch.

If you weren't
dead, I'd kill you.

Bork.

Bork!

[sobbing]

Bork!

Bork!

[sobbing]

Bork, you brainless lumox!

Where he hell are you?

Bork!

[music playing]

Forgive me.

[laughing]

[gasping]

Bork.

Oh, Bork.

Bless you.

Bless you.

Just-- just for this, I'll
cut you in for one half of 1%.

That is net profit, of course.

Bork?

[banging]

Who are you?

Oh, look, just never mind.

Do you think you could be so
kind as to get me out of here?

BORK: Lousy bushwhackers.

You know, if I didn't have
this major aversion to killing,

I could simply shoot him.

Your ethics do you credit.

All right.

Stay away from here or else--

[grunting]

How did this happen?

Booby trap.

Yes.

So I see.

Perhaps it wouldn't be terribly
wise for me to come in there

in case there are
more surprises.

You'd better hold on while
I see if I can find a rope.

Oh.

Yank you out there.

Oh, no, no, no, wait.

Don't bother.

Just-- just take that.

OK.

Thank you.

This is really
awfully kind of you.

[roaring]

What the hell was
that hand thing?

Well, it was worth a try.

All right, old girl?

Oh, my clothes are a mess.

Oh, but, you know,
otherwise I'm fine.

Thank you for asking

Look, this is probably a
terrible time to bring this up,

but my name is Sweeney and I'm
afraid you're under arrest.

Oh, there must be
some misunderstanding.

I'm afraid not.

I'll take that whip
if you don't mind.

Fine.

Now ladies first.

May I at least
get my flashlight?

Certainly, just don't
try any monkey business.

Oh, please.

You've got me all
wrong, Sweeney.

This whole thing is
terribly shocking.

[buzzing]

[groaning]

[chuckling]

Now how did that get on?

Hello, Lash.

Just give me a
reason to shoot you.

[buzzing]

There.

Now that wasn't too
terribly hard, was it?

I didn't do it.

I'm innocent.

Didn't do what, Lash?

Name it.

- Murder.
- Nope.

Assault and battery.

Uh uh.

ZACK: Prostitution.

[chuckling]

No way.

Gun running.

Oh, please.

Try espionage and sabotage.

Huh?

Now wait a minute.

Those I really didn't do.

You didn't commit
those crimes?

I can't even spell those
crimes for heaven's sake.

ZACK: What about the
Native Wall, Lash?

What were you doing there?

Oh, well, I was
sightseeing, marshal, or is

that against the law, too.

She's lying.

I expect she is.

At any rate, I'll be turning
her over to the Galaxi Corps,

and they will dispose
of her accordingly.

The Galaxi Corps?

Marshal, please you
can't let them take me

to the Galaxi Corps, marshal.

You know what-- why?

Because, marshal,
I'll do anything--

Lash.

Yes.

He's a legitimate
representative

of the Galaxi Corps.

Now you're wanted for
crimes off this planet.

I only have one choice.

That's to allow them
to extradite you.

Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, marshal, marshal.

No.

You have plenty of choices.

No, I only have one, and
that's to follow the law.

Oh, how noble of you.

[rattling]

It's nothing personal.

The hell it isn't.

SWEENEY: I've inputted the
data, you do the paperwork,

and then somehow I'll
manage to tear myself away

from your charming
establishment.

Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

Lash.

Yeah.

Stick it.

[music playing]

Hey, hey, this isn't over yet.

Shit!

STELL: And you just
left Bork lying there?

ZACK: He was much too
heavy to transport.

Oh, yes.

I guess he would be.

Oh, Zack, Doc wanted me to tell
you that that magnetic storm

set in.

Well, looks like you're stuck
here for a while, Sweeney.

SWEENEY: What in heaven's name
have I done to deserve this,

and what the hell am
I supposed to do here?

MATTIE: Zack, I have to--

oh.

I see you have company.

Sweeney, this is--

A vision of loveliness, a
gentle oasis breeze wafting

across the desert of my soul.

My name is Sweeney, Lee Sweeney.

Perhaps you've heard of me.

I'd heard you were
utterly ruthless.

Your name wouldn't
be Ruth, would it?

Mattie.

Mattie Chase.

Then I remain ruthless still.

You know, Miss Chase, I've
seen so little of your town,

granted there's
nothing worth seeing.

But then I wouldn't mind
seeing nothing with you.

I'd be delighted.

Unless, of course, Zack, you
wouldn't have any objection,

would you?

ZACK: Why would I?

You're a full grown woman.

[chiming]

[music playing]

She's just doing that
make me jealous, you know.

Mmm.

That's funny.

To me like she was doing
it because she liked it.

That is correct.

Buster, I'd
rescue Lash but it's

the kind of thing that
needs thinking and thinking

makes my head hurt.

So-- so what are
you gonna do, Bork?

What are you gonna do?

It ain't gonna sit
too well with her

you are sitting
here on your ass.

It won't.

It won't sit well.

[creaking]

[music playing]

[door closing]

Redeye!

Back from the dead.

Redeye rots in hell.

I am Jaggar, his brother.

Where is Lash?

[stammering]

Red-- I mean, Ja--

Let me go get you
something to drink.

I hate him.

I really hate him.

I really, really hate him.

I hate his guts.

I'd like to squeeze his
head until his brain

oozed out through his nostrils.

[music playing]

What does she think she's
doing up there anyway?

Perhaps she's trying
to force you into action.

You think of her
as a fragile widow

still in mourning instead of a
red-blooded woman with desires.

Zack, when it comes
to relationships,

you can't think about
everything so much.

I mean, hell, if we all walked
around thinking all the time,

none of us would get
involved with anyone.

Oh, I don't think that
came out quite right.

Sometimes being
impulsive is preferable.

Actions speak
louder than words.

[music playing]

Luke, what the hell
did you do to this girl!

Get out of here!

Oww!

[gasping]

I swear she started it.

It's her fault. Oww!

[moaning in agony]

Miss Kitty!

[moaning in agony]

You OK?

He just-- just
roughed me up a bit.

Go get cleaned up.

Stell.

Yeah.

Take him over to
Doc Valentine's, get

them patched up, and then
escort his butt out of town.

Never coming back here.

I swear.

BUTEO: And it's a
good thing, too.

Come on.
Come on.

Come on.
Come on.

BUTEO: Yes, good riddance.

[huffing]

Zack, what are
you going to do?

You're not gonna--

Arrest her?

No.

She's been too good to me
and my father all my life,

and my dad had special
feelings for her.

No, I'm not going to arrest her.

I'm just going to
have a talk with her.

Promise me whatever's wrong,
you'll straighten it out.

Swear you will.

I swear.

[music playing]

So this Marshal
Stone captured Lash.

I think so.

There was hitting,
lots of hitting.

It's hard to remember.

But he is also the one
responsible for Redeye's death?

Yes.

You have our sympathy, sir.

Redeye deserved what he got.

Lash's capture, however, is
a matter of inconvenience.

Unless-- can you
lead me to the mine?

Only if we get Lash, only if.

You are an
incredible simpleton.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

It's none of your
business, Zack.

I say it is.

Now, Miss Kitty, I know things
are eating you up inside.

I can feel it.

Well, you're gonna feel these
if you don't get out of here.

Now, Miss Kitty, threatening
a man of the law is a crime.

Lucky for you, there's
only friends here.

Oh, hell, I'll deal
with this tomorrow.

Zack-- Sweeney wants me.

[music playing]

Sweeney wants you?

He doesn't want Lash.

He wants me.

Oh, boy.

All this happened years ago.

Galaxi Corps, they
tried to set up

a mining operation on Antos 4.

They gutted the place.

They tore down mountains
and woodlands, houses.

They made a parking
lot out of paradise.

Now legally it was above
board because, you know,

a few palms got greased.

But people lost their
houses, their world.

So war was declared.

By whom.

By me.

I was hot stuff in those
days, not the cool cat

you see in front of you now.

ZACK: Mmm hmm.

Well, let me tell
you what happened.

I infiltrated some
of their systems,

wrecked their computers, I even
blew up some of their mining

installations, anything to
make mining more trouble

than it was worth.

Well, then what happened?

They torched it,
the whole world.

They torched it in
retaliation for my activities.

The whole thing's on my head.

My God, Miss Kitty.

But how could you
know that they would--

I should have.

Miss Kitty, you got
to come forward now.

I can't do that, Zack.

They'll kill me.

Well, you're the marshal.

Arrest me.

My life is in your hands.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Zack, what are you gonna do?

Are you gonna keep
quiet about it?

Well, if I do, then Lash has
to pay for Miss Kitty's crimes.

Good riddance.

Mattie!

Zack, the woman has the
morals of a night scorpion.

I'd swap Miss Kitty
for her any day.

Yeah, well, it's
not that simple.

Yes, it is.

You're just complicating things.

[door opening]

[music playing]

I-- I--

I think I'll come back later.

My apologies.

Miss Mattie, you said
you would be getting

in my favorite blend of tea.

Oh, yes, the earl black.

I keep it in the back room.

The packaging frightens
the customers.

I'll be right back.

What's wrong, marshal?

You look like some of your
best friends just died.

Did they?

No.

Oh.

Mr. Gaunt, how do you
advise someone when they have

to make a difficult decision.

They have two choices, and
they don't like either one.

I tell him a third
choice is always possible.

Really?

Yes.

And that's when I bring
out the mahogany caskets.

It's pricier than pine and
walnut, but it's worth it.

Thanks.

Anytime.

[creaking]

[sniffing]

Oh.

I'm eternally grateful.

[creaking]

[music playing]

So then we were
this obscure planet--

me, the captain, and
his first officer chap--

and his charming
woman named Blaze,

this was the moment they
actually chose to attack.

Well-- excellent
timing, marshal.

Good cup of joe by the way, too.

I filled out these
forms as you requested.

All is required
is your signature.

I'm afraid I can't release
Lash to you, Sweeney.

I beg your pardon?

She's wanted for
crimes on Oblivion.

Yes, but certainly these don't
take precedent over her crimes

against the Galaxi Corps.

What happened, Zack?

ZACK: Nothing.

Just can't have her.

That's all.

We have to try her on Oblivion.

If she's found guilty,
she'll serve her sentence.

Oh, hell, Sweeney, why
don't you just come

on back in I don't know say--

A few years maybe.

Yeah, a few years maybe.

Please understand I do
have a sense of humor.

But right now, I'm not laughing.

I'm not joking, Sweeney.

You can't have her.

Why not?

Because he knows I didn't do it.

Isn't that right, marshal.

That's gotta be it.

Well, am I close?

Is she?

Is this the woman I want or not?

That's not the point.

Then what is?

Is this about Miss Chase?

No.

Yes.

Ahh, whatever.

You want to know what
the point is, Sweeney?

It would be nice to
think one is imminent, yes.

The point is this
is my town, not yours,

and I don't care if
you are the galaxy's

deadliest bounty hunter or even
the great god Culker himself.

I say she stays, and
that's all that matters.

You don't like it, I'm afraid.

We can step outside and
settle this like men.

Oh, wonderful.

[music playing]

Whoa!

[yelling]

[whinnying]

[groaning in agony]

[snapping]

[gunfire]

[chiming]

In my line of work,
they have to be brass.

[hissing]

Now I'm miffed.

[roaring]

[vocalizing]

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

[growling]

Hand Lash over to me.

He will not be handing
Lash over to anyone--

except me.

Redeye!

I saw you die.

[inhaling]

I am Jaggar, High
Lord of the Okudah,

Redeye's smarter brother.

I have business
dealings with Lash.

You will give her to me.

Not in this lifetime.

Right.

I will be taking her.

Don't help me.

I repeat, you will
release her to me

or I will decimate this town.

And this will cause
my ship to detonate,

and it will take
you and me and Lash

and this whole
pathetic little town

and blow it to kingdom come.

You're bluffing.

All right, you're
all under arrest.

[guns cocking]

You're all under arrest please.

Each of us has a
claim on Lash, marshal.

It's up to you, marshal.

Move with caution, Zack.

How about this, marshal?

We cut her in half vertically.

Any other ideas?

No.

That about does it.

You've been a big help.

MISS KITTY: I'll
tell you what to do.

Let Lash and Jaggar
do their business.

Sweeney doesn't want her anyhow.

I'm the one you
want, bounty hunter.

You?

MISS KITTY: The
marshal was covering

for me, a matter of honor.

That's something
you can understand,

a gentleman of your breeding.

Yes, well, of course.

But you?

You want the saboteur
in the matter of Antos 4,

she who went by the name
of Ariel Gwen Shana.

You are she?

The very same.

Now the people of
this town have been

real good to me,
and the young man

that I am proud to call my--

my sincere friend so there's
no way I can be a coward.

I challenge you, Sweeney,
by the code of the League

of Bounty Hunters, you and me.

You know our rules
well, Ariel Gwen Shana.

Call me Kitty and
catch me if you can.

You've made it
too easy, my dear.

A hologram transmission,
how terribly clever of you.

So you have a head start
on me, but nevertheless I

will catch you.

If you can.

This is marvelous, marshal.

I haven't had so
much fun in years.

You aren't just going to
fly after her in your ship?

Well, that wouldn't be
much bloody fun, would it?

Marshal, I believe
you have someone I want.

You didn't really think you
could keep me in the cell,

did you, marshal?

But let me just see if I
got this straight, huh.

So on the one hand, you were
more than happy to turn me over

to Sweeney even though I
maintained my innocence,

and on the other, you were
more than happy to front

for your precious Miss Kitty.

Nothing personal, you said.

Bullshit!

Once Zack knew the
truth of the situation,

he fought to prevent
Sweeney from taking you.

Only to cover for her.

It's not exactly like you're
a pillar of the community, Lash.

Hell, we could
still bust your ass

for kidnapping, gunrunning--

You see, I didn't
have any choice.

Redeye, he forced me
to do those things.

Attempted murder.

Why don't you call me when
you have proof, you borg bitch.

Lash, before I set
Stell loose on you--

Marshal, marshal.

I just want you to know that
I'm not going to forget any

of this, and when the time comes
to settle the score between you

and me, I promise
you, it's going

to be pretty damned personal.

[music playing]

Have a nice day.

You're a woman
of rare fire, Lash.

And you're a man of
rare timing, Jaggar.

The auction isn't
for another two days.

I'm not concerned
with the auction.

I've come to steal
the derconium from you

or offer you a sizable
fortune for it,

depending upon what kind of
person you turned out to be.

And what kind have
you decided me to be?

[neighing]

I begin to understand
what Redeye saw in you.

Of course, your skin
is disgustingly smooth,

but then there is some
exotic appeal to that.

Tell me, Jaggar,
do all your kind

share the remarkable stamina
that Redeye displayed?

No.

No?

Most of us exceed it.

Really?

Yes.

Well, come on then.

[music playing]

In a one on one, an
observer must be in attendance

to make certain that
the capture is clean

and in accordance
with local laws.

League of Bounty Hunters, rule
5, section 2, subheading 9.

In other words, I'm
coming with you.

I believe the wording
says that an observer

may be in attendance.

Well, in this world--
my world-- it's a must.

Good for you.

Lead the way.

Ho!

[creaking]

[music playing]

We really should be
getting to the mine.

Yes, we really should.

But I'm in no hurry.

Neither am I. I
was going to kill you

after you showed me the mine--

Oh.

And I was going to kill
you after I got the money.

[sinister laughing]

Just don't rub my
scales the wrong way.

Oh, of course not.

[neighing]

Bingo.

[music playing]

[vocalizing]

Oh no, not again.

[galloping]

Whoa.

How the hell did you
get here so fast?

I believe it's called
horsemanship, dear fellow.

[beeping]

Yes.

Shall we?

[music playing]

[clanging]

[hissing]

[beeping]

Aha.

Well, she's in there, all right.

Then, of course, this thing will
be useless once we're inside.

Derconium, you know.

Yeah, but maybe she
set some sort of trap.

I know.

Exhilarating, isn't it.

Kitty.

Here, Miss Kitty.

Got you, bastard.

[groaning]

How's your light
keep working in here?

Elementary, my dear chap.

I bought it in your town.

Listen.

Oh, one of Doc
Valentine's hamster

powered treadmill things.

Exactly.

How much you pay
for that, 19.95?

29.95.

[snickering]

Is it me, or does
this ground feel weird?

Marshal, you are weird.

Shit!

You hear that?

Sounds like a snake hissing.

Possibly Miss Kitty deflating.

Something smells funny.

Natural gas.

Perfectly normal.

Sounds like a pretty dangerous
business to me, Sweeney.

Nonsense.

So long as it doesn't
interact with the naked flame,

you are perfectly safe, marshal.

So where's that good
old cowboy spirit, eh?

Let me tell you, marshal, there
was a time when men were men--

[rumbling]

[yelling]

What the heck was that?

Lovely.

[splashing]

Just lovely.

Come on.

Give me your hand.

Oh, the [inaudible].

Pull.

Pull, will you.

I am pulling.

Swim.

I can't.

Sweeney!

[roaring]

Something's eating me alive.

Pull, you yokel.

Sweeney!

Kick, kick!

Zack!

[struggling]

God Sweeney.

A hell of a time to go
for a swim, Sweeney.

I suspect you
think it's funny.

[explosion]

[growling]

Sweeney, get me outta here!

You're right.

There is something in there.

And it's big, and it's really--

'Course, there is, boy.

Give me your hand.

[rumbling]

Sweeney-- oh my God.

Your hand.

What the hell was that thing?

Zack!

Zack, get out of here.

Look what the cat dragged in.

Come on.

Get out of here.

Pleased with your
handiwork, my dear.

MISS KITTY: This
place is gonna blow.

Get out of here.

[growling]

[banging]

[inaudible]

Pull me through.

Give me your hand.

Reach.

[banging]

[screaming]

Miss Kitty!

No!

Justice has been served.

Come on, duckie.

[explosion]

[roaring]

Not much further, my
love, to the mother lode

of all mother lodes.

And may we both get
what we have coming to us.

Oh my God!

It's coming!

JAGGAR: Hurry!

LASH: Let's get out here!

Quick!

Holey moley.

Come on, you dumb mule.

[screaming]

I will, of course, report her
demise whether she met her end

through being
crushed or digested

or whatever happened to her,
she's most certainly gone.

The case will be closed.

If the Galaxi Corps
double check with you,

I assume you will verify
my account of the events.

Very difficult to
collect a bounty

when there's not much of
a body left to identify.

Well, God forbid you should
lose out on any your reward,

Sweeney.

After all, money's
all that matters.

It's amazing how
you manage to take

such pleasant words
as reward and money

and make them sound distasteful.

They mourn the
passing of Miss Kitty.

Oh, believe it or
not, so do I. Then

again if I have to choose
between mourning her wealthy

and mourning her
impoverished, I'd

be something of an utter twit
to choose the latter now,

wouldn't I?

Gentlemen, ladies, lady.

You know, my dear, you could
still come away with me.

The choice is still yours.

It's not too late.

Oh, I--

I hate to say this,
Sweeney, but--

You hesitated.

Then at least give
me a farewell kiss.

She's with me.

[music playing]

I'm with him.

As you wish, my dear.

Treat her well, Zack.

If you don't, she might
put a price on your head,

and then I'd have to
come by and collect it.

[chiming]

It may seem that the
notion of Oblivion continuing

in its normal manner would be
impossible, for Miss Kitty so

much embodied all that
we love and cherish

about this great town of ours.

She was a part of every
aspect of our lives.

But, my dear friends, that is
what will give us the strength

to go on because Miss
Kitty, in her way,

will live on in each
in every one of us.

If anyone would care
to add a few words

to my stirring eulogy,
they may come forward now.

My dear, how well did
you know the deceased?

Better than anyone.

[gasping]

Tarnation!

I don't believe it.

It--

Culker moves in
mysterious ways.

You were gone.
I was there.

I saw it.

I felt it.

Oh, I died, Zack.

At least the Miss Kitty who
lived in fear of her past,

she died.

No, no, no, no, you're
going to have to do

better than that, Miss Kitty.

Nine lives.

Sorry, Miss Kitty.

For once, you're gonna
have to be honest with us

even if we have to stand
here all day and all night.

Free drinks for
everyone at my place.

All right!

[chuckling] Come on.

Let's go.

[yelping]

[music playing]

For the first time
ever, I canceled

bingo out of respect
for a Thursday funeral

and look what happens.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Gaunt.

It's all right.

You'll make it up to me.

Nine lives, Miss Kitty?

Come on.

Sometimes you just have
to take things on faith.

No, I wanna know.

Was it a plan or was it
luck when you sacrifice

yourself for Sweeney and me?

Forget it, Zack.

Miss Kitty loves her secrets,
and she keeps her own counsel.

Women, I must admit I
will never understand them.

Me neither.

Ahh, sweet mystery.

[closing theme music]