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No more secrets, right?
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So... Here's the rest of me.
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What?
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I can't-- It's a ship!
Lois, it's a spaceship!
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Look at the pointy boys!
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They're obelisks.
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They project holograms
and transport material--
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this is
the greatest day of my life!
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I know I lied.
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- I can't erase that.
- Then we start over.
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Hey, big guy.
I'm Lois Lane.
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What's your name?
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Uh, Clark Kent.
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Though sometimes
I go by Superman.
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Wow, that seems
like a great name,
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given to you by someone
especially talented.
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Where do you come from?
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Outer space.
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What planet or where,
I... I have no idea.
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What can you do?
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I'm still figuring
that out.
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Why did you
bring me here? Really.
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I brought you here
because there's no bad guys,
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no robots,
and absolutely nothing
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to interrupt me
when I ask you this,
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Lois Lane, will you go
on a date with me?
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{\an8}Have no fear,
your wingman is here.
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{\an8}Let's get ready
for tonight's...
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{\an8}Okay, all right.
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{\an8}So, what is
happening here, buddy?
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{\an8}Jimmy! Great timing.
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{\an8}You can help me
chart out the dates.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}This is our first
official date.
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{\an8}So I've plotted
a route and timed it,
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{\an8}because I'm taking Lois out
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{\an8}for the most
romantic evening of her life.
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I'll fly in
to pick her up at 6:45.
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The cherry blossoms
in the Park bloom
at exactly seven o'clock,
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so we'll have 15 minutes to get
to the romantic rooftop view,
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which we'll savor
for, uh, 31 minutes
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before flying to Lois's
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favorite restaurant at 7:50
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for our 8:00 p.m. reservation,
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then coffee at 9:30!
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So, you finally got a date
with the girl of your dreams,
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and your first move
is to make a flow chart?
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And a map.
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Seems like you're putting
a lot of pressure on this.
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Well, it has to be perfect.
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Lois deserves it.
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One night
with no talking gorillas,
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or freeze-ray bank robbers.
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Just me and her.
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Oh, I forgot
about the swans
taking flight at 7:45.
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- Oh, okay.
- Well, have fun
losing your mind.
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I'm going to go
hang out at Lois's
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where it's normal, and--
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Hmm, yeah.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- Nope. She's lost it too.
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Jimmy! Great.
I think I figured out
the perfect gift for Clark.
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Oh, a collection
of crazed notes
written on loose leaf paper.
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No, no, no.
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His past.
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Every time I've hit a block,
Clark's been there for me,
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you know,
in one form or another.
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And I wanna give him back
something in return.
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I can't fly or fight robots.
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But investigating,
finding answers?
This is what I can do.
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I've started my research,
gonna crush it,
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and I'm ready
to meet Clark
ten minutes early.
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I'm perfect.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Sweatpants!
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And there it is.
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Ugh! I left my dress
at the drycleaners.
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I'm gonna be late!
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Most of us own at least one
drycleanable item.
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Not all of us can wear
the same blue jacket every day.
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And done.
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I can do this.
It's just me and Lois,
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and no weird
Superman stuff
to ruin it.
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Superman.
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I'm Mr. Mxyzptlk,
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{\an8}an interdimensional peacekeeper,
and I need your help.
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Nope.
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I'm charged with the safety
of the multiverse, son.
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So I need you
to put on your suit
and come with me.
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Okay, look, I'm not Superman.
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- I'm just, uh...
- Mild-mannered Clark Kent.
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Wannabe reporter
with superpowers.
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Nice try, sport,
but Clark is Superman
in almost every reality,
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This Earth, Earth 12,
Earth 50, Earth 508,
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Weird Earth, the works.
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How did you... How did you...
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Was I a crab?
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There are
infinite universes
out there, pal,
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and infinite Supermen.
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But I'm here because
Lois Lane is in danger.
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Your Lois Lane.
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She's been kidnapped by a gang
of inter-dimensional criminals.
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These people,
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they're ruthless.
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But if you're sure
you're not Superman--
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Where is she?
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I can get you to their hideout,
but, uh, oh...
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It's got measures
to stop me from portaling in.
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You'll have to break
through their security.
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Whatever it takes to save Lois.
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I knew I could count on you.
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You're the Dependable Clark.
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Now let's go.
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Huh. No response.
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Good. That gives me
time to change.
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Lois Lane
and Jimmy Olsen of Earth 12,
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you need to come with us.
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Why? Who are you people?
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Lois Lane?
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I'm Lois Lane.
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That's Lois Lane.
And that's Lewis Lane.
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We are the
League of Lois Lanes.
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And your Clark Kent is
in danger.
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Huh?
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Where are we?
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Hey! Are you okay?
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I'm fine. Just not
as strong as I used to be.
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And this is
the kidnapper's lair.
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They're... They're inside
and so is Lois.
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Quick, she doesn't
have much time.
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Huh? Whoa!
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Oops! Ow!
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You gotta look out
for their guard dog, too.
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What?
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Welcome to the flagship
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of the interdimensional
peacekeeping force,
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The League of Lois Lanes.
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We were founded
by Lois Prime,
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the first Lois
to discover the multiverse.
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We protect every dimension,
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recruiting only
the best Loises to help.
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Usually after
our first Pulitzer,
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around our 21st birthday.
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Oh, um, I'm... I'm 23.
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So... You were reporters
before then?
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Ooh, which Lois are you?
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My name's Jalana Olsen.
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And unfortunately,
it seems I'm you.
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Many Olsens are also
a part of the league.
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This brings us
to why you're here.
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This is Mxyzptlk.
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He calls himself a "Chaos God."
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We managed to disarm him,
but as we were taking him in,
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a portal opened
to a previously
unknown universe, yours.
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He escaped into it.
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If I ever get my hands
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on the jerks
who helped that gorilla
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and the brain who
opened that stupid portal--
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Why do you need us
for this Mr. Mxyzptlk?
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Because your Clark
is helping him.
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What? Clark would
never help a bad guy.
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No one's saying that.
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But we tracked Mxy here,
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and now your Clark
and Mxy are missing.
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Lois, we need your help.
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To find him, of course!
I'll do what I do best,
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investigate. Ah!
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Excellent.
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Once the scanner analyzes
your dimensions' tachyons,
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we'll be able
to find your Clark.
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Oh. That's what you needed.
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Good. Great.
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If it helps Clark, then--
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You have no idea
what you're dealing with,
do you?
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Not now.
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Give us
a moment, will ya?
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In the meantime,
make yourself at home.
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Just not in there.
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- Ah!
- Great.
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Now, you smash and I grab.
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Wait. Are...
Are you robbing this place?
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No. Of course not.
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We're robbing this place.
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- What? No.
- Hey, look,
there's the good stuff.
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Where is Lois?
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Metropolis, probably.
How should I know?
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Ooh, Cosmic Rod, Flight Ring...
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Ah!
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Here we go.
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Lois was never
in danger, was she?
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No. Lois was never in danger.
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I deceived you. I lied.
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Why?
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Because portal-proof vaults
are a huge inconvenience,
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and you are very strong.
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But you're not the quickest guy
from planet Krypton, are you?
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Wha... uh... Krypton?
Is... Is that where--
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Help me break this glass.
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- No!
- Oh, that's okay.
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I got it. [grunts] Yeah.
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Stop!
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You are going to put that back,
and I will turn you over
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to whatever authorities
deal with you,
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and then Lois and I
are going on a perfect,
normal date!
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Normal? You are never
going to be normal.
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I have seen countless yous,
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and it is your fate
to always be different,
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and weird, and alone.
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00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,853
And you may be
stronger than me,
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but can you stop me?
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I think...
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You're not okay.
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No. I lost something
dear to me.
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I'm less... than I was,
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but strong enough
for one last trick.
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No, no, no!
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Hey!
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I thought now would be
a perfect time to get
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some footage
for my next Flamebird update.
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This week's episode
is definitely gonna be
about the multiverse.
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Wait. You're a Flamebird?
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Out of all the Olsens
in the multiverse,
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I've never met another one.
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Oh, what's the coolest thing
you've seen?
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Mine's the decaying remains
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of the secret
government laboratory
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that definitely did not have
a gorilla or a brain in it.
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Telepathic Horse!
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I'll show you!
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- Don't, don't make us watch.
- Not... Not again! Come on.
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Ha-ha! It's time, bird-lievers!
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Equus Mensa. Hippos Telepathia.
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Comet.
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The telepathic horse
has many names.
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All right.
What are you hiding?
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Lois, Earth 52, multiple
award-winning reporter.
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Earth 24, received key
to the city at 19.
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Lois, Earth 1,
"Ready to meet with Dad."
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Hmm.
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"Superman-File X. Redacted?"
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What does that mean?
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Restricted.
Access at headquarters only.
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So, where is headquarters?
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Everybody downstairs!
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Analysis complete.
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We found Mxy and Clark.
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They just jumped to Earth 14...
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{\an8}after robbing
Earth Prime's Space
and Superhero Museum.
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I knew it.
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No, this... this has to be
a misunderstanding.
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You know Clark.
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Your Clarks.
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You know he'd never do
something like this, uh, right?
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Maybe you don't know Superman
as well as you think you do.
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00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,480
Coordinates set.
255
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,731
League, get ready.
256
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:14,733
We go after them
in three, two...
257
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,408
The scene is set.
258
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:27,371
All we have to do...
is wait for them to show up.
259
00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:28,622
Wait for who to show up?
260
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:38,924
So what do we do?
261
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,759
Uh, what are those?
262
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,970
Only thing
that'll take down a Clark.
263
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,513
What do you mean, take down?
264
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,474
Neutralize the Kryptonian.
265
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,018
He's too powerful
to give the benefit
of the doubt.
266
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,728
No. I won't let you do this.
267
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,354
We know.
268
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,442
You didn't grab us to help you.
269
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,030
Lois, you're not
league material,
270
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,241
but you're enough
like us to cause problems.
271
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,284
Keep 'em separated.
272
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,454
No! Let me out!
273
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,414
Don't do this!
274
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:14,210
- Watch Olsen.
He could be trouble.
- Hmm.
275
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:19,048
Well, well.
If it isn't Lois, Lois,
and what's his name?
276
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,383
But there's
something wrong
with this picture.
277
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,887
All these Loises
and not one Clark.
278
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,222
Got you.
279
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,891
It's him. Fire!
280
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,394
Ah!
281
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,737
What is... this?
282
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,907
- Clark!
- No, Jimmy.
283
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,909
I thought we were Flamebros.
284
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,244
I'm sorry.
285
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,958
The Clark is neutralized.
286
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,085
Now for you, criminal--
287
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,712
What? Spread out!
288
00:13:58,712 --> 00:14:00,881
He still has
some of his illusion powers!
289
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,299
We don't stop until we find--
290
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:07,263
Our Lois is still aboard!
291
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,352
No!
292
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,979
Lewis,
rig our gauntlets
293
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,772
to pierce the space
between worlds.
294
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,357
We can't let Mxy get away.
295
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,693
I'll keep an eye on Superman.
296
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,447
Yes!
297
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,325
And Mxy lived happily ever--
298
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:33,706
You've got exactly ten seconds
to turn this ship around.
299
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,624
Oh, come on!
300
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,836
I went through
some really excellent lies
301
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,714
to avoid this exact scenario.
302
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,508
Caught by
Participation Trophy Lois.
303
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,343
Coordinates requested,
304
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,803
League Headquarters.
305
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,805
Master Key required.
306
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,640
Wait. League Headquarters.
307
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,392
- You know where it is?
- I don't.
308
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,102
But Lois Prime did.
309
00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,979
Which is why
I nabbed her recorder.
310
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,650
You're not gonna try
to stop me.
311
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:05,487
The other Loises
are hiding something
from me about Superman.
312
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,698
So you're gonna take us to HQ
313
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,159
and I'm gonna
find out what it is.
314
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,994
You met a legion of yourself,
315
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:16,415
and the first thing you did
was suspect them of lying?
316
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,584
Lois Prime would've loved you.
317
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,336
And why is that?
318
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,547
Because she didn't trust
anyone either,
319
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:26,717
which is why she kept
a secret backup master key.
320
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,845
And now I know
which Lois you are.
321
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,847
You're the fun one!
322
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,280
This place is beautiful.
323
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,616
Eh, it's a little pretentious,
in my opinion.
324
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,368
I know I can't trust
anything you say,
325
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,994
but I might as well ask,
326
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,206
what do you know about Clark?
327
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:01,752
Lots. But it'll be way more fun
to watch you figure it out.
328
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,930
Here you go.
The knowledge of the multiverse
329
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,306
at your fingertips.
330
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,981
This is a file?
331
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,192
How... How does...
How does it work?
332
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,735
What am I supposed
to do with this?
333
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,908
Ah!
334
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:37,955
Sorry, Fun Lois,
It's been real--
335
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,542
But it's now time
to take back what's mine.
336
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,340
I'm back!
337
00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:01,145
Now, I'm going to need
to get you off my back.
338
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,605
All of you.
339
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,274
So...
340
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,574
Oh, look.
It's the League of Loser Lanes
341
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,159
getting in my way.
342
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,703
- Lois.
- No, he's got the hat!
343
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,474
I'm so glad you're okay.
344
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,142
I'm sorry
I ruined our date.
345
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,977
No, Lois, this is my fault.
346
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,229
I wanted to give you
a normal first date
347
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:46,106
without any Superman weirdness,
348
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,317
but I... I ruined it
before it even started.
349
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,152
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
350
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,905
I've seen the files.
I'm literally the worst Lois
351
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,323
- in the multiverse.
- No.
352
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,824
You would be better off
with anyone else.
353
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:57,618
Lois...
354
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,952
You're the only Lois for me.
355
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,162
I'm annoying.
356
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,331
You're dedicated. I'm weird.
357
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,707
You're amazing.
358
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:06,877
I love going on
adventures with you, Clark.
359
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,295
I love your brilliance.
360
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,922
I love your kindness.
361
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:10,964
I love...
362
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:12,633
I love...
363
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,891
Hey, not to be a bummer,
364
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:24,019
but could you stop
making out before
the Chaos God blows us up!
365
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:40,953
I have an idea!
366
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,290
Huh?
367
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,378
Enough of this.
368
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,513
Ha!
369
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,890
Ha!
370
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,947
Goodbye, Dependable Clark.
371
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:22,119
Hello, Mxyzptlk, God of Chaos.
372
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,413
You're not strong enough
to best me.
373
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,417
for one last trick.
374
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,841
No, no.
375
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,645
Self-destruct, deactivated.
376
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,859
It's over, Mxy.
377
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,944
As for you three--
378
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,155
- Where did they go?
- Sorry, Captain.
379
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,073
They grabbed a gauntlet
while we were busy.
380
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:03,118
The computer's too fried
to find their universe's
coordinates again.
381
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:07,748
Ugh! Let's just put
this one in confinement
and call it a day.
382
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,589
Yes! You can always
trust the Flamebro
383
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,132
to have your back.
384
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,383
What time is it?
385
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,260
9:30 p.m.
386
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,553
Oh, I'm...
387
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,807
Uh, better go. Bye.
388
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,148
So, uh, Lois, um...
389
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,610
It's too late for dinner,
but I was thinking...
390
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,113
Treat me to coffee, Smallville?
391
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,170
Huh, how do you work?
392
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:03,929
What?
393
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,235
Have you figured it out yet?
394
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,780
Weren't you in jail?
395
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,157
I was! It didn't take.
396
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:26,618
Besides, your drama
is too fun to miss.
397
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,247
Is this some kind of trick?
398
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,499
Oh, no. It's the truth.
399
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:36,211
Just like not
every Lois wins a Pulitzer...
400
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,091
Not every Superman is good.
401
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,932
This just got interesting.
402
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,851
- What is it?
- Sorry.
403
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:54,104
It'll be much more fun
to watch you figure it out.
404
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:55,897
Ta-ta!
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