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(Music)
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-(ALARM BEEPS)
-Huh?
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-(SHUTS ALARM)
-(YAWNS)
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(SMACKS LIPS)
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(SHOWER RUNS)
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(BRUSHES TEETH)
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(GARGLES AND SPITS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, Allan, last night
was amazing!
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Okay.
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Oh, Allan! Hello.
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Fancy running into you here.
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Oh. Hi, Mr. Landlord.
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I was just wondering if you
wanted to hang out with me
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and smoke weed, and fill
our bellies with diet soda,
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and play Burnout Revenge
for the PS2.
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No, thanks.
I have to go to work.
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Suit yourself!
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(LAUGHS, MUMBLES)
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(SCOOTER WHIRS)
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-(DOOR KNOB CLICKS)
-(DOOR THUDS)
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So yeah, that's pretty much it.
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That's the job.
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Everything I just said.
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Holy moly, this is gonna
be the coolest job ever!
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Ha. Yeah, you know what, Pim?
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Usually you and I have
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like opposing views on stuff.
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but I think we're on the
same page on this one, man.
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I'm-- I'm genuinely excited.
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Hi, Allan. Bye, Allan.
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MR. BOSS:
Oh, Allan!
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I actually have a very
exciting job for you, too!
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I just ran out of those
little metal things
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that hold paper together.
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The F are they called again?
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You know, the thing
that's all like--
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(BONES CRACKLE)
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Paper clips?
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Yeah, that's it!
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If you could fetch some for me.
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I might have a special
reward for you.
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Hmm. What's that reward?
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Well, if I told you
it wouldn't be a surprise,
Allan.
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Now would it?
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No, I guess, not.
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Okay, I'm gonna go
get those paper clips then.
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Cool. Cool.
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I really hurt my finger
doin’ that paper clip bit.
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Yeah, no, I-- I saw.
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(SCOOTER WHIRS)
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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Ah, excuse me?
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Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, man.
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I'm j-- I'm in the middle
of something here.
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I just need some help.
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I am warning you
right now, dude.
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Keep screwin’ around,
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and bad shit's
gonna happen, man.
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You don't need to be rude.
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Okay, what's up, man?
What do you want, huh?
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What's goin’ on?
What do you need, man?
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Don't get nervous now, man.
What?
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Ask your-- ask your question.
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Go ahead. What? What?
What’s up?
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Look, asshole, I’m just
wondering if you have any--
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-Asshole?
-Yeah, asshole.
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Asshole?
Did you call me an asshole?
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Yes, I did, because
you’re being an asshole.
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-Bro, what do you mean asshole?
-Why didn't you help me?
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I'm in the middle
of something right now.
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-You don’t you work here?
-I’m just a customer!
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You-- you walk up to me
and you’re gonna just
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start buggin’ me
with stupid questions.
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I-- I'm not bugging you.
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-I'm just asking if you just...
-What do you mean? What?
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Armzo, who told you
to stop stacking
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with your six arms?
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Sir, do you know where I can
find some paper clips?
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Paper clips?
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No, sorry.
Unfortunately, we're sold-out.
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Sold out?
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Hmm, is there somewhere else
where I can get them?
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Hmm, the only place that
might have ‘em
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is that computer repair shop
over in Crimeville.
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-Oh, thanks.
-Anytime.
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And, Armso,
if you screw up again,
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you're going back
to the psych ward!
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-(CANS RATTLE)
-Thanks, man.
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Thanks for getting me
in trouble,
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two-armed piece of shit.
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Sure thing!
Hey, good bye, spider.
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-Good bye!
-Good bye!
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-Bye-bye.
-Keep stacking!
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-Bye, bye.
-Keep stackin’!
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-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.
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-I will, I will. Bye-bye.
-Good bye.
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Get out of here, man.
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-Whoa!
-(THUD)
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(SCOOTER WHIRS)
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(GIBBERS)
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(DOOR CHIME RINGS)
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(DOOR SHUTS IN BACKGROUND)
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No, please don't rob me!
Please!
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Whoa, hey,
I am not here to rob you.
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I just wanna buy
that box of paper clips.
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Oh, yes.
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Huh, my last box.
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No, unfortunately,
I cannot sell these to you.
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For, you see, these paper clips
are absolutely perfect
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for tinkering with any machine
I've come across.
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I've never found anything else
with this unique shape.
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Uh, sorry if this is rude
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but why don't you just
use your long nose?
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What? That-- that's ridiculous!
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I've never heard of such
a thing.
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Though, I suppose tryin’
couldn't hurt.
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-(CLICK)
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
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No, this can't be.
I-- I-- I must be dreaming.
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-(CLICK)
-(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
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Oh my God!
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-(CLICKING)
-This actually works!
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This somehow works better
than the paper clips!
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My business
is going to thrive now.
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Here, you-- you can have
the paper clips for free.
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I don't even need them
anymore.
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They're yours.
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Oh, uh, thank you.
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Oh my God! Oh my God!
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-(CLICKING)
-(SHUTS DOOR)
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That was annoying.
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What the...
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I steal these things, man.
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Hey, give them back!
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(PANTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(FLICKS SWITCHES)
-(HELICOPTER WHIRS)
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(PANTS)
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(PIGEONS COO)
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(GRUNTS)
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-(PIGEONS SHRIEKING)
-(BLOOD SPLASHES)
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(SCREAMS)
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(WIPERS SQUEAK)
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Land this helicopter
and give my paper clips back.
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Shut up, man.
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This helicopter ain't stoppin’
until I'm in Tijuana, man.
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(HELICOPTER WHIRS)
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(RADAR BEEPS)
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(BABBLES)
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Hmm.
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(BABBLES)
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(AIRPLANES WHOOSHING)
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This is the Unites States
Air Force.
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You've entered restricted
airspace,
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and are being intercepted
by an armed air defense fighter.
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Acknowledge immediately.
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Oh, acknowledge this.
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-Fuck you, man.
-(FIRES)
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(SCREAMS)
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(FIRING)
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What the hell are you doin’
out there, man?
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What are you doin’, man?
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(ALLAN GRUNTING)
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(FIRES)
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(MISSILE WHIZZES)
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-(YELLS)
-(EXPLOSION)
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, we goin’ down, boy!
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(ALLAN SCREAMS)
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(SOUND OF LOUD EXPLOSION)
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DJ SPIT:
Oh, Siri,
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It's getting cold
and my belly aches.
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(GROANS)
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Huh?
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(THUDDING)
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Hmm. Mm.
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(QUICK FOOTFALLS)
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Ugh, god dammit.
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(QUICK FOOTFALLS)
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(PEES, GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BIG FOOT GRUNTS IN RELIEF)
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Oh! Fuck, that was nice!
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(SPITS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BOX WHOOSHES, BONES CLINK)
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(GROWLS)
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(BONES CLINK)
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Yar, I finally got me booty!
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey! (GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHEER TOGETHER)
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PIRATE:
Yar! Shake sands, babies!
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(WATER SPLASHES)
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(WATER SPLASHES)
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Yar, there's a red scallywag
trying to pirate us pirates!
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(YELLING)
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(ARROWS WHOOSHING)
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(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
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(EXPLOSION)
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(CHEER AND LAUGH TOGETHER)
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(WATER SPLASHES)
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(SCREAM TOGETHER)
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(GROWLS)
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(WATER SPLASHES)
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(BURSTS)
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(THUDDING)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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-Where are my paper clips?
-I don't know.
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I'm sorry I did all that stuff
back there.
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Please, I fucked up.
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Just, please, help me.
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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I'm just trying to do my job!
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(WATER GUSHES)
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(SCREAMS)
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(WAVES CRASHING)
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(GROANS)
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Thank God, finally.
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What the fuck?
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“If thou wishes to obtain
the paper clips,
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thoueth shall come to 221
Meep Boulevard,
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apartment 17-B."”
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Wait a second,
that's my apartment complex.
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(KNOCKS)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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Hello?
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(THUD)
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Hello, Allan.
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Are you looking for these?
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Wait, it was you who bought up
all the paper clips?
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It was all a ruse,
you pathetic little ant.
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For, you see, I, the landlord,
was the mastermind
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the entire time!
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Every single thing
that's happened to you
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over the last 24 hours
was orchestrated by me
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and my insane mind!
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Wait, so even when I got robbed,
that was you?
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Yes, all delicately coordinated
beforehand,
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using paid actors
and animatronics.
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What about the skeleton
chopping off the Bigfoot's head?
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Yes, all me.
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The whole thing cost me
$750,000,
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and over eight months
of planning,
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just to lead you right here
into the palm of my hands.
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Why would you do this?
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To make one simple request.
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Okay, what is it?
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I was just wondering if you
wanted to hang out with me,
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and smoke weed and fill
out bellies with diet soda,
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and play Burnout Revenge
for the PS2.
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How about I come knock
your block off,
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and take those paper clips
from you?
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Uh, uh, uh!
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(TIMER BEEPING)
259
00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,443
If you lay your filthy paws
on me,
260
00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,737
I'll blow this entire city
to smithereens!
261
00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,531
So what will it be, Allan?
262
00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,491
(TIMER BEEPING)
263
00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:56,661
(TIRES SCREECHING)
264
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,163
Ha, I'm totally
pawning you, dude,
265
00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,456
this is embarrassing!
266
00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,291
-(CAR WHIRS)
-(THUD)
267
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:02,542
You're not even trying.
C-- come on!
268
00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,627
Really try to actually beat me
this time.
269
00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,713
I am trying.
You keep ramming me.
270
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,506
No, you-- you're not actually
trying, are you?
271
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,592
I mean, maybe if you
really, really tried.
272
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,849
These paper clips
are absolutely perfect
273
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,518
for tinkering with any machine
I've come across.
274
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,228
By the way,
I'm not a flashback.
275
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,521
I actually died
276
00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,732
like not long after you
left my store.
277
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,859
Anyways, I should be getting
back to hell now.
278
00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,235
(YELLS)
279
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:31,738
(MR. LANDLORD LAUGHS)
280
00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,655
You suck!
281
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,199
It's like
you're not even playing!
282
00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:37,077
(CLICK)
283
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,079
What the--
What have you done?
284
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:41,414
I turned off your bomb,
you psycho.
285
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,540
(CONTROLLER THUDDING)
286
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,001
I have brought great dishonor
to my ancestors.
287
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,504
(SWORD TINGS)
288
00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:48,171
(GROANS)
289
00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:48,922
(THUD)
290
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:51,966
(FOOTFALLS)
291
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:53,635
(DOOR KNOB CLICKS)
292
00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:54,761
(DOOR THUDS)
293
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:55,887
(INSECTS CHIRPING IN BACKGROUND)
294
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,097
Dude, that job we just
went up to,
295
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,264
the one we
just got back from,
296
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,600
that was probably the coolest,
and-- and craziest,
297
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,686
and most fun adventure
we've ever got.
298
00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,771
Yep, I-- I agree, Charlie,
I think-- I think
299
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,356
I'm completely changed
after that.
300
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,566
And yeah, I think we--
we won't be able to beat it.
301
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:09,734
It was just
the best one ever.
302
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,694
The best adventure yet.
303
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:11,069
Ever. Yeah.
304
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:11,903
Yup, yup.
305
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,697
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Boss.
306
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,740
I got those paper clips
you wanted.
307
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,075
Oh. Thanks, Allan!
308
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,911
Well, like I promised,
here's your reward.
309
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,413
Open your hands up, son.
310
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,126
That's a little version of me,
Allan.
311
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,419
I want you to have it.
312
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,214
Uh, I--
I don't really want this.
313
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,260
I mean, I'll-- I'll take it
if you don't want it, Allan.
314
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:36,469
-Uh--
-If you don't want that.
315
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,929
I mean, yeah, for sure, here.
316
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:38,596
-Thanks, man.
-Take it.
317
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:39,723
I'll put it right there.
318
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,432
I-- uh, if that's alright
with you, Mr. Boss.
319
00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,726
If Charlie has it instead.
320
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,437
I-- I mean you already
gave it to him,
321
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,439
but it's your gift, man.
322
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,983
Do whatever you want with it.
323
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,444
You wanna-- yeah.
324
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:57,532
(♪♪)
325
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:09,627
Allan! You will hang out
with me again!
326
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,423
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
327
00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,216
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