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[Hector Berlioz's Symphonie Fantastique
playing]
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Goddamn it.
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Come on, get in there!
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Charlie, what are you doing,
man? What are you--
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-What's going on over here?
-Oh, I'm trying to get
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each of my toes
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in these five-fingered shoes,
you know what I mean?
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But there's, like,
something's dropping off
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and I can't tell
where my pinky is.
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Why did you get the stupid
five-finger shoes?
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Well, you're always
yelling at me
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for taking my shoes off
in laser tag,
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so I figured I'd get some shoes
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that are like--
a lot more like bare feet.
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-I don't know why you're alwaysyelling at me about...
-Well, I'm always
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yelling at you because when
you're taking your shoes off,
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you're not holding your gun.
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And also, you know,
the cheese you've eaten,
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it-it's always oozing
out of your feet
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and it's an awful smell.
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That's the cheese
I hide in my shoes,
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-that's where it is.
-Okay, well-- What?
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I can't even, like,
fit cheese in these shoes.
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These things suck.
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Just guard the base, man.
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Kind of sick and tired
of guarding the base.
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What if we go out there,
run around?
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I want to go out there
and have some fun, man.
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We gotta guard the base.
That's what we always do,
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and that's what we figured out
works a long time ago.
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Plus, we're-we're waiting
for Big Mo.
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Waiting for who?
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We're waiting for Big Mo, man.
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The-the hotshot kid and his crew
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that are climbing up
the leaderboard.
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Yeah, he's gonna be gunning
for our base
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and we need to protect it.
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Ah, who gives a shit, man?
There's always
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some hotshot kid
gunning for our base.
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Look, Charlie.
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How long we been playing
laser tag?
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-A long time. [chuckles]
-A long time, baby. Yeah.
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Some people might thinkthat's sad, but that's not sad.
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-I think-- I think it's awesome.
-That's not sad, that's cool.
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I think the longeryou're in the game, the better,
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-you know what I mean?
-Yes, yeah, no, definitely.
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Look. We're the best,
we're-we're awesome,
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but, um, I'm-I'm done.
I'm moving on.
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-I'm...
-No, no, no, no, no!
No, stop. Stay.
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We're playing the game
the way we always play it,
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and we're...
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waiting for Big Mo.
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[Hector Berlioz's Symphonie Fantastique
playing]
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DENNIS:
All right.
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Everything's going to plan
out there.
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Yeah, but it does sound like
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people are out there having fun,
you know?
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-What's with you today, man?
-I don't know.
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I'm bored. I want to do
something different.
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What about, uh,
what if we do some riddles?
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-Riddles?
-Yeah.
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Frank and I have been doing
a lot of riddles
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to kill the time,
you know what I mean?
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It's... I think
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we'll have a little bit
more fun that way.
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No. I'm just gonna
guard the base.
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Yeah, I know, but here it comes.
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Why do blind people
hate skydiving?
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I don't even understand
how that's a riddle.
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Well, 'cause
it's a-a very hard one, okay?
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-So try-- take a guess.
-I don't know. Why?
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'Cause it scares the hell
out of their dogs.
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That's not a riddle.
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Yeah, it's a riddle
about blind people, you know?
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-No.
-And-and their dogs, I guess.
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No, what you've told me
is a joke.
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No. Jokes are funny
and that wasn't funny.
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I didn't say it was funny.
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-Then how is it a joke, Dennis?-[sputters]
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Um-- Okay, you know what?
Yeah.
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No, that was
a mind-bending riddle.
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-Wow.
-It's a tough one,
'cause you don't think...
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-AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
-Wait, wait, wait. Shh.
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-Listen.
-[feet running]
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That could be Big Mo.
Get ready.
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Get ready, here we go.
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-MAC: Get off of me!
-DEE: Ah! Get off me!
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-Stop it!
-Dennis, everything
was going perfectly.
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I was up in the air ducts,
just like you said.
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-Oh---I was sniping at the red base.
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I was at the blue base
doing the exact same thing.
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-What is...?-I tried to crawl down the ducts
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and pass this
uncoordinated monkey.
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-We go by each other...
-We got tangled up
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and then she spit
in my mouth, Dennis.
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-She spit in my mouth.
-I spit in your mouth
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after you jammed me in the titwith your scrawny little elbow.
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My elbows are massive
and you have no tits!
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-Your elbows suck!
-Ah. Damn it!
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Goddamn it,
can you do nothing right?
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This is all your fault.
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I've been warning you
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about your lack of elbow mass
for weeks.
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You idiot! You fool!
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And you!
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[sighs]
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You're doing a great job.
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Okay?
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You are killing it out there,
and I'm so proud of you!
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-Now I need you both to get
back up there and...
-CHARLIE: Wait.
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I-I actually got an idea.
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Like, what if you guys
don't play the game
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up in the air ducts this time,
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but you go down on the floor?
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Where everyone's having
all the fun?
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They look like
they're having so much fun
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-playing laser ta...
-Will you shut up?!
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This isn't about having fun.
Okay?
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This is about staying alive
and winning. Okay?
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And-and it's also...
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it's also about getting these.
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Now, Mac...
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what are these?
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Fun Zone dolla dolla bills,
y'all.
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Fun Zone
dolla dolla bills, y'all.
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Okay?
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I'm trying to get that paper,
son.
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All right?
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Win, stay alive,
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get dat money.
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Feel me?
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I feel you.
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-But those guys are having fun.-DEE: Yeah.
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And doing something fun
out there.
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-And that's what I want to do.
-DENNIS: Hey, man.
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Could I talk to you
for a second, please?
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-Yeah. What's up?
-What you doing, man?
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Why-why you...
why you mucking things up?
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I mean, I got things
down to a science, okay?
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-Everything's working.
-DEE: Stop it.
-Ah, ah, ah!
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I know, but, like, these guys
are ready to kill each other.
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-It's like...
-I know, but that's
what I want, okay?
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I need their aggression
at a ten.
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That's when
they're most effective.
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So I withhold compliments
from Mac,
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because that makes him angry
and subservient,
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so he'll do
what I tell him to do.
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And I shower Dee
with compliments
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because she feels so undeservingof compliments
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that she gets angry at herself
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and she takes that anger
out on the children.
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-Oh.
-See?
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Okay. It's another riddle.
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Let me think on that one,
Dennis,
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'cause I don't know
the answer...
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Okay. Yeah.
You think on that for a while.
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I'm gonna do my thing.
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-You stop.
-You stop.
-Goddamn it, Mac,
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you thin-elbowed little goblin.
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You never cease
to disappoint me
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in everything you do.
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Now get back up in those ducts
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and snipe those
other kids' bases.
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And don't come down
until I tell you to. And Dee--
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You really are killing it
out there.
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I'm so proud of you.
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You're so deserving
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of my love.
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[Mac grunting]
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[Mac and Dee yelling]
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Yeah, see?
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We just gotta keep playingthe game the way we always have.
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Yeah. Hey, is the answer
to your riddle, uh,
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an ice cube?
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Yeah.
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Yep, you got it.
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-That was a hard one.
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
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Pew, pew.
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-Pew.
-DENNIS: Oh.
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Pew, pew. Pew, pew.
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-Pew, pew. Oh.
-What are you doing, man?
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I'm killing it out there.
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I haven't been hit once.
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It's really a lot of fun.
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But I wanted to come
and hang out with you guys.
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Hey, hey, Charlie,
you want to do some riddles?
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-Yes!
-No, we're not...
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-No, that doesn't...
-Yes. Yes, I do, hit me.
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Is a fart a ghost?
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Is a fart a ghost?
Whoa, that's a hard one.
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I don't know. What's the answer?
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Yeah. It's the ghost of lunch.
Ha-ha!
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-Very good, man!
-Good riddle.
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-That's a good one.
-Great.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-All right, so, off you go.
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Hey, you know, that's also
making me realize, dude,
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-I'm pretty hungry, man.
-FRANK: Ooh.
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-Yeah. Whoa.
-Yeah, yeah.
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Get some, get some cheese
out of your shoes.
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Yeah, you know what?
I couldn't fit any,
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'cause I got these stupid
five-finger shoes.
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-Yeah, I don't...
-Hey, get back out there, man.
-Yeah, yeah.
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No, well, actually, go out
to the lobby really quick
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and get me, like,
some chicken wings.
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-You want hot sauce on 'em?
-DENNIS: No.
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I forbid it. Absolutely not.
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What-- Dude,
what is the big deal, man?
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-What's the big deal? Y-- Uh...-Who even cares?
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I mean, his pack's not even on,for crying out loud.
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Charlie. [soft chuckle]
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What'd you say?
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-Nothing.
-It's time we told him, dude.
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-No, it's...
-It's time.
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Uh... [sighs]
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My pack's not on?
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-I... We...
-[sighs]
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We-we turn your pack off
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so that when you're running
around getting shot up,
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our team doesn't lose
any points.
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But my gun still makes noise.
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Well, no-- Well,
that's you doing that, bud.
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No, it isn't.
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Pew, pe--
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Yeah. See, that's you, bud.
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Oh, that is me.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, man.
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So-so I'm not part of the team?
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-Aw...
-Well, no, you--
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No, you're a very, v-very
valuable part of the team.
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You know?
Y-You're an amazing decoy.
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You know, you run around,
you're screaming,
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and you-you add sort of like
a monster element to the game
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that distracts and frightens
but entertains the kids,
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and, you know, so that Mac
and Dee can shoot their bases
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from the ducts.
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I'm the monster of the game?
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-[scoffs]
-Well, yeah, but, like,
you're like a fun monster.
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Yeah, like the Cookie Monster.
[chuckles]
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I'm the Cookie Monster?
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-Not really, you know, 'cause...-No, well, I guess not
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-because...
-There's no cookies.
242
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Well, and also
the kids are scared of you
243
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-and they're not really
scared of him.
-No.
244
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Uh, but, you know,
we need you out there
245
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because you're very valuable
to the formula.
246
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And the formula works, you knowwhat I mean? Uh, you can...
247
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I'll tell you what, go backout there and, you know, just--
248
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you can still make the sounds.
249
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-This is really sad...
-No. Uh...
250
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-...and I'm gonna
turn his pack on because...
-No, no, stop.
251
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I-I got it. I'll do it.
I'll do it.
252
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-I'll do it, I'll do it,
I'll do it.
-Yeah?
253
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's fine.
-All right.
254
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Thanks anyway, Charlie.
He's gonna do it.
255
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[whistles]
256
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Oh. Oh, that makes
some good sounds.
257
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-It's cool, right?
-[laughs]: That's really cool.
258
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Oh. Ah, I'm all set.
259
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All right. Get out there
and kick some ass, pal.
260
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[imitating laser blasts]
261
00:08:03,171 --> 00:08:05,434
Yeah.
262
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[scoffs]
That's not cool, man.
263
00:08:07,784 --> 00:08:09,569
-Come on, dude.-Shut up, man. Just... shut up.
264
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He just believed it.It's-- you know, it's not cool.
265
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DENNIS:
It's pretty cool.
266
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CHARLIE:
I don't know.
267
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CHARLIE:
Hey, what do you
think he looks like?
268
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DENNIS:
Who?
269
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Big Mo.
270
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[sighs]
I don't know.
271
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Some fat little brat probably.
[scoffs]
272
00:08:31,895 --> 00:08:33,506
Oh. Oh, is that a riddle?
273
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What?
274
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What the kid looks like.
Is it, is it a riddle?
275
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Charlie, do you not know
what a riddle is?
276
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Yeah, sure. It's like a, like athing you don't know. Right?
277
00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:42,863
No, it's not just a thing
you don't know.
278
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It's like a, it's like a puzzle.
279
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All right, here's a riddle.
Uh...
280
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"The more you have of it,
the less you see." What is it?
281
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-Cantaloupes.
-What?
282
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Cantaloupes is your answer,
because if you're
283
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holding a pile of cantaloupes,
284
00:08:54,091 --> 00:08:55,528
[chuckling]: you're not gonna beable to see very much.
285
00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:57,617
-Right. No.
-You know? Especially
if it goes past your face.
286
00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,445
-No. That's not the answer.
-You telling me you can see
through a pile of cantaloupes?
287
00:09:00,576 --> 00:09:01,621
That's not the answer
to the riddle.
288
00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:04,058
The answer to the riddle is...
darkness.
289
00:09:04,101 --> 00:09:06,669
Right? The more you have of it,the less you see. Darkness.
290
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,453
Yeah, but how are you gonna holda pile of darkness? Does that...
291
00:09:08,584 --> 00:09:10,760
My God, uh...
Hold on, hold on. Wait.
292
00:09:10,891 --> 00:09:11,935
-What is this?
-CHARLIE: What's up?
293
00:09:11,979 --> 00:09:13,023
DENNIS:
W-We're dropping
down the leaderboard.
294
00:09:13,154 --> 00:09:14,547
We're in second place.
295
00:09:14,677 --> 00:09:16,418
-Oh, shit.
-Mac and Dee are getting
shot up like crazy.
296
00:09:16,549 --> 00:09:17,550
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
-MAC: Hey-o!
297
00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,377
[laughing]
298
00:09:19,421 --> 00:09:21,510
-Oh, you guys, that is fun!
-What the hell
299
00:09:21,554 --> 00:09:23,512
is going on out there?
You guys are getting lit up.
300
00:09:23,556 --> 00:09:24,905
-Oh.
-Yeah, well, you know,
what Charlie said
301
00:09:25,035 --> 00:09:26,515
kind of made us stop
and think about
302
00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:27,647
what the whole point
of this was.
303
00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:29,605
Yeah, yeah.
And we figured the point is to
304
00:09:29,649 --> 00:09:31,651
-just be happy
and have fun, right?
-DEE: Yeah.
305
00:09:31,781 --> 00:09:34,088
You know what we did? We-we
went down to the "Fun" Zone
306
00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:36,656
instead of the "Maintenance"
Zone in the ceiling.
307
00:09:36,786 --> 00:09:37,831
-[laughs]
-[groans]: Oh...
308
00:09:37,874 --> 00:09:42,226
-[laughing hysterically]
-[laughs]
309
00:09:42,357 --> 00:09:44,489
The Maintenance Zone.
That's awesome.
310
00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:45,795
Oh, my God.
That's such a great joke.
311
00:09:45,926 --> 00:09:47,797
I would never-- How do you evencome up with this stuff?
312
00:09:47,928 --> 00:09:49,451
[laughing]:You're so worthy of my laughter.
313
00:09:49,582 --> 00:09:51,105
You're so worthy.
314
00:09:51,148 --> 00:09:53,498
No. No, no, she's not worthy
of your laughter. She...
315
00:09:53,542 --> 00:09:56,110
She told the lamest joke earlierabout a blind guy
316
00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,938
-and a dog or some shit...
-Yeah.
-CHARLIE: Hey!
317
00:09:58,068 --> 00:09:59,330
That's not a joke,
that's a riddle.
318
00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:01,855
And don't steal my shit,
you stupid bird-faced bitch!
319
00:10:01,898 --> 00:10:04,292
-Oh! She is a bird.
She is a bird!
-Don't steal my shit, Dee!
320
00:10:04,335 --> 00:10:05,510
-I'll blast you to pieces!
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
321
00:10:05,554 --> 00:10:06,860
Now we're jamming.
Now we're jamming.
322
00:10:06,903 --> 00:10:08,296
-Let's get back out there, Mac.-DENNIS: No!
323
00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:09,732
No, wait, wait. No, no, no.
You can't just go running
324
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,821
out there alone.
That doesn't work.
325
00:10:11,865 --> 00:10:13,910
Okay, you guys are justrunning around all willy-nilly,
326
00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,738
doing whatever the hell
you want. We can't do that.
327
00:10:15,869 --> 00:10:17,740
All right, listen.
U-Uh, Mac, Mac.
328
00:10:17,871 --> 00:10:18,654
Tell me something, man.
329
00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,135
Who-Whose face...
330
00:10:21,265 --> 00:10:23,528
is on the 100 dolla dolla bill?
331
00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:26,183
Rutherford B. Crazy, of course.
332
00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:28,142
Rutherford B. Crazy.
That's right.
333
00:10:28,272 --> 00:10:31,406
Now, uh, why he be crazy, Mac?
334
00:10:31,536 --> 00:10:32,973
-Well, uh...
-I never thought about it.
335
00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,627
I don't...
-DENNIS: Well,
I'll tell you why.
336
00:10:34,757 --> 00:10:35,889
See, my man had a dream.
337
00:10:35,932 --> 00:10:38,587
To get into
the laser beam business.
338
00:10:38,718 --> 00:10:40,545
Right? And he never gave up
on the fundamentals.
339
00:10:40,589 --> 00:10:41,808
He stuck with what works.
340
00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:44,898
And now he get to go out and bewhatever the hell he want to be.
341
00:10:45,028 --> 00:10:46,813
-He get to be crazy.
-MAC: Uh,
342
00:10:46,856 --> 00:10:49,554
I don't think
Rutherford be a real person.
343
00:10:49,685 --> 00:10:50,599
-CHARLIE: Yeah...
-That's a cartoon.
344
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:51,861
No, no, no-- no, not this guy.
345
00:10:51,992 --> 00:10:53,254
Uh, I don't know
who this guy is.
346
00:10:53,297 --> 00:10:54,385
I'm talking about the real guy.
347
00:10:54,516 --> 00:10:56,823
The guy who, like, built
this place 30 years ago.
348
00:10:56,866 --> 00:10:59,390
That guy. He had a plan,
he stuck with it, you know,
349
00:10:59,521 --> 00:11:02,089
and, uh, and now he gets to be
whatever he wanna be.
350
00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:03,960
-You know, he get to be crazy.
-DEE: Okay.
351
00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:07,747
So we aren't allowed
to be happy now,
352
00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:10,837
but as long as we are unhappy
for long enough,
353
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,796
-eventually we can be happy?
-DENNIS: Well, I'm not saying
354
00:11:13,927 --> 00:11:15,624
you g-get to be happy;
I'm saying...
355
00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:16,886
being happy isn't the goal.
356
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:19,759
The goal is to play the gameand grind it out until the end.
357
00:11:19,802 --> 00:11:21,804
And then at the end,
then you can,
358
00:11:21,935 --> 00:11:23,153
then you can go crazy.
359
00:11:23,197 --> 00:11:24,720
At the end of what?
360
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,548
I don't-- the game.
The-the game!
361
00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:28,332
You know, whenever we're playingthe game. You know what I mean?
362
00:11:28,463 --> 00:11:29,594
And when is the end of the game?
363
00:11:29,725 --> 00:11:31,422
I don't know.
Whenever the game ends, okay?
364
00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:32,946
Whenever we're back on top
of the leaderboard
365
00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:34,817
and we got all thedolla dolla bills we need and...
366
00:11:34,948 --> 00:11:35,731
Can I ask you guys a question?
367
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,602
It feels like we've been
playing this forever.
368
00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:38,908
-Does-does that feel
like that to you?
-A lifetime.
369
00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:40,301
Feels like a lifetime.
370
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:41,955
-Yeah!
-I feel like I was born
in this game
371
00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:43,260
-and I will die
in this game. I-I...
-DEE: That's right.
372
00:11:43,391 --> 00:11:45,219
And this is the first time
I'm having fun in this game.
373
00:11:45,262 --> 00:11:47,177
-Yeah.
-No, but-but it's not about--
again, it's not about fun.
374
00:11:47,308 --> 00:11:49,789
So just, let's just stick
with what works. Yeah?
375
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,138
♪
376
00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:53,140
-Nah.-Nah, we're gonna go back thereand have fun.
377
00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:55,620
Let's have fun!
[whooping]
378
00:11:55,751 --> 00:11:57,884
-Man, I want to have fun.
I want to have fun.
-Goddamn it.
379
00:11:57,927 --> 00:11:59,842
-This is getting
out of control, man.
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
380
00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:02,323
Oh! Ha! [chortles]
381
00:12:02,366 --> 00:12:04,020
It's a madhouse out there.
382
00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:06,153
I was bobbing and weaving
like crazy.
383
00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:07,850
All right, nice.
At least somebody's out there
384
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,286
-doing what he's supposed
to be doing.
-Oh, yeah.
385
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:10,810
I created a great
little diversion.
386
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:13,943
I told this one dad
that another dad said
387
00:12:14,074 --> 00:12:16,816
that his kid had
a tight little dumper.
388
00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:18,165
-Oh.
-Oh!
389
00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:19,949
-That caused a riot.
-It did?
-Yeah, I'll bet.
390
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:21,037
-Yeah, it worked.
-Hey, home run, Frank.
391
00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:22,647
-Yeah.-Although I'm a little surprised
392
00:12:22,691 --> 00:12:23,997
it's not helping Mac
and Dee more. They're getting
393
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,173
-slaughtered out there
in the war zone.
-Yeah. Whoa.
394
00:12:26,303 --> 00:12:28,479
A war zone?
I was in the Wing Zone.
395
00:12:28,523 --> 00:12:30,655
You know, it was such a line.
396
00:12:30,699 --> 00:12:33,658
I mean, I had to create a meleeto disperse it.
397
00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:35,748
Goddamn it, Frank! You weren't
supposed to get wings!
398
00:12:35,878 --> 00:12:37,880
-[buzzing]
-Oh, shit, did you get hit?
399
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,099
-Did you get hit?
-Oh. No, no, no, no.
400
00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:41,797
No, Charlie. That's my signal
that the food is ready.
401
00:12:41,841 --> 00:12:43,016
-Oh!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
402
00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:44,408
-I'm gonna go.
-Nice. Get some wings, baby.
403
00:12:44,452 --> 00:12:45,496
FRANK:
All right, I'm gonna
get some wings.
404
00:12:45,627 --> 00:12:46,976
Wait, wait, wait, Frank,
before you go,
405
00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,456
-hang on, hang on.
Let me, uh...
-No, don't-- Charlie.
406
00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,327
-No, it's just so simple. Ready?-Charlie.
-What?
407
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:54,114
[whining loudly]
408
00:12:54,244 --> 00:12:55,855
Oh!
409
00:12:55,985 --> 00:12:57,204
Charlie.
410
00:12:57,247 --> 00:12:58,771
-That's the way.
-Pretty good, right?
411
00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:00,294
-Now we're talking.
I'll be back.
-All right.
412
00:13:00,424 --> 00:13:01,686
-See you, Frankie!
-Okay!
413
00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,297
See how happy he was?
I made a sound, too,
414
00:13:03,427 --> 00:13:05,299
-'cause I feel like that was...-You are messing it up.
415
00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:07,780
-CHARLIE: Dude...
-[echoes]: You are
messing it all up!
416
00:13:13,655 --> 00:13:14,874
-CHARLIE: Can we just go play?
-DENNIS: No, we-- No!
417
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:15,875
We have to wait for Big Mo.
418
00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:17,528
Why do you care so much
about this kid?
419
00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:18,921
Goddamn it, Charlie!
Don't you get it, man?
420
00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:20,575
It's not the kid.
421
00:13:20,705 --> 00:13:22,969
Okay, it's not the kid,
it's-it's...
422
00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:25,058
it's what the kid represents.
423
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:26,886
What, obesity?
424
00:13:26,929 --> 00:13:28,104
No! Not obesity.
425
00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:29,279
I don't even know if the kid's
fat. He's just called...
426
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:31,934
-He's probably fat.
-He's probably fat.
427
00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:33,022
Yeah. Obesity rates
being what they are,
428
00:13:33,153 --> 00:13:34,415
-he's a fat kid.
-It's out of control.
429
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,939
-Feel like all those kids
are fat.
-Well, most kids
430
00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:38,071
I see running around here
are pretty fat...
431
00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:39,812
They eat so much sugar
these days, man.
432
00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:41,726
-Well, it's in everything.
-Whatever.
433
00:13:41,857 --> 00:13:43,032
The point is, like, I...
434
00:13:43,076 --> 00:13:45,252
You know, there's always some
Big Mo, some kid coming in.
435
00:13:45,382 --> 00:13:46,644
He wants to shoot you up,
and he's--
436
00:13:46,688 --> 00:13:48,124
he wants to take what you got.
437
00:13:48,168 --> 00:13:49,343
I don't want to give him
what I got.
438
00:13:49,473 --> 00:13:50,648
What, I'm supposed
to give it to him, man?
439
00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:51,824
I'm just supposed
to let him have it?
440
00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:54,043
Who gives a shit about the
Big Moes of the world, right?
441
00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:56,132
'Cause we, we play the game,
we play the game,
442
00:13:56,263 --> 00:13:57,742
but it's not like we ever
win anything.
443
00:13:57,873 --> 00:13:59,919
Dude, what are you
talking about?
444
00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:01,485
We've-we've been winning
for years, man.
445
00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:03,531
You know.
We're the best!
446
00:14:03,661 --> 00:14:06,926
Yeah, but, like, it's not likewe have anything to show for it.
447
00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:09,058
Whatever, dude.
I got mad dolla dolla bills.
448
00:14:09,189 --> 00:14:11,017
When those dolla dolla bills
stop coming in
449
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:12,583
because we stop playing
the game... [scoffs]
450
00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:14,585
dude, you know,
you're not gonna have those
451
00:14:14,629 --> 00:14:16,849
little plastic army guys
that you like to play with.
452
00:14:16,979 --> 00:14:19,329
-Oh, shit.
-You set 'em all up
and you have 'em "pew..."
453
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,505
That is how I get them.
I get them here.
454
00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,246
You-- Oh, and the little box
of bouncy balls that you love?
455
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,944
-They bounce so high!
-Dude, what is that?
456
00:14:24,987 --> 00:14:26,989
-It's like the bounciest
technology in the world.
-Exactly.
457
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,338
-Why is that?
-I don't know.
458
00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:29,600
And you can only get 'em here.
459
00:14:29,644 --> 00:14:31,559
But you lose 'em
'cause they bounce too high.
460
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:32,777
Yeah, you'd lose them sometimes.
461
00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:34,518
-But you-you eat 'em.
-Nah.
462
00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:36,564
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've seen youput 'em in your mouth.
463
00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:37,739
I've just tested 'em,
you know, see...
464
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,697
-You tested 'em?
-Tested 'em out, and
465
00:14:39,741 --> 00:14:40,960
sometimes I'm testing them
in my stomach
466
00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:42,222
just to see how they pass.
467
00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:45,007
-Well, that's eating.
-Nah.
468
00:14:45,138 --> 00:14:48,184
-Okay. But either way, pal,
you like 'em, right?
-I do. [chuckles]
469
00:14:48,228 --> 00:14:49,664
You want more of 'em?
470
00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:52,145
-I do.
-Gonna need them dolla dollabills to-to-to get more of 'em,
471
00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:53,581
which means we got to stay
on top of the leaderboard,
472
00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:55,322
we got to win at the game.
473
00:14:55,452 --> 00:14:57,541
And-and-and what about
our reputation, man?
474
00:14:57,672 --> 00:15:00,544
-Oh...
-Think about, like,
our-our legacy, dude.
475
00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:01,676
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah.
476
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:03,112
We've been in this game
the longest, right?
477
00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:04,897
But when we stop,you think they're gonna throw us
478
00:15:05,027 --> 00:15:06,420
some kind of parade?
[chuckles]
479
00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:07,987
-They're not, no.
-Hell no, man.
480
00:15:08,117 --> 00:15:09,336
We're just gonna be
a-a bunch of dudes
481
00:15:09,466 --> 00:15:11,077
who, who played the game once,
482
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:11,947
you know?
You want to be a ghost?
483
00:15:11,991 --> 00:15:13,122
-No.
-Like the, like the fart
484
00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:15,429
of meals past? You just
dissipate into the air,
485
00:15:15,559 --> 00:15:17,910
and then everybody forgets thatyou ever smelled up the place?
486
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,433
-What do you mean I disappear?
-Like a fart, man.
487
00:15:19,563 --> 00:15:21,043
That's what I'm talking about.
488
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,871
'Cause that's what Big Mo is.
That's what he represents.
489
00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:24,003
It's like a, a death.
490
00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:25,874
-Death?!
-A dissipation. That's right.
491
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:28,442
So if you're talking about goingout there and having some fun,
492
00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:30,618
all alone, by yourself,
to see what's out there?
493
00:15:30,661 --> 00:15:32,272
You know what I mean?
You're giving this all up.
494
00:15:32,402 --> 00:15:34,274
Okay? And you're not just givingup being at the top
495
00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:35,797
of the leaderboard
at some, you know,
496
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,930
laser-amusement-themed park,
man, you're talking about
497
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,975
giving up everything.
Everything.
498
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,803
Everything we built.
499
00:15:41,846 --> 00:15:43,413
-Everything
we worked so hard for.
-Goddamn it, you're right.
500
00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:44,980
That's the death!
We'll be done! We'll be gone!
501
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,851
-Exactly, it's a death.
-We won't exist!
502
00:15:46,895 --> 00:15:48,157
And we don't know
503
00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:49,593
if we're ever gonna
achieve that success
504
00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,421
-ever again just out there.
-Damn it, all right,
505
00:15:51,552 --> 00:15:53,728
fine, you're right. We got,
we got to guard this space,
506
00:15:53,858 --> 00:15:55,251
and we can't let Big Mo
come in here!
507
00:15:55,382 --> 00:15:56,905
That's what
I'm talking about, man.
508
00:15:57,036 --> 00:15:58,211
That's what
I'm talking about.
509
00:15:58,341 --> 00:16:00,430
CHARLIE:
Oh, shit, though. We'regoing down the leaderboard, man!
510
00:16:00,561 --> 00:16:01,997
DENNIS:
Hey, we can get it back, man.
511
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:03,651
-We got to protect the base,
okay? Are you with me?
-Yes! Yes!
512
00:16:03,781 --> 00:16:05,653
I'm never gonna stop playing
this game!
513
00:16:05,696 --> 00:16:07,176
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
-I'm never gonna stop...
-Chicken wings!
514
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,438
Okay, yeah, let me get some.
515
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:09,657
-Here you go, here...
-Come on, let's do it.
516
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,658
All right, baby.
517
00:16:10,701 --> 00:16:12,616
-What are you doing?!
-Got wings.
518
00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,096
I was trying
to keep Charlie focused,
519
00:16:14,227 --> 00:16:15,837
and you ruined everything
with your goddamn wings, okay?
520
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,057
We get him wings at the end!
At the end!
521
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,493
This game is going on too long!
522
00:16:19,623 --> 00:16:23,192
Look, man, WWRD, right?WWRD. What would Rutherford do?
523
00:16:23,236 --> 00:16:24,846
-Hmm?
-Who?
524
00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:26,152
Rutherford B. Crazy,
the guy, the guy,
525
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,849
the guy who built
this entire emp-empire.
526
00:16:27,892 --> 00:16:30,069
-What would he do?
-He'd do nothing. He's dead.
527
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:31,679
I'm talking about the guy.
The real guy.
528
00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:33,202
-Not-not the cartoon.
-Nah, the real guy.
529
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:36,292
Rutherford B. Crazy.
He's actually, his real name
530
00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:38,468
-is Larry Takashi.
-Ah?
531
00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,428
Yeah. I worked with him
in the '90s. He's dead.
532
00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:42,951
-Huh.
-That, that can't be right.
533
00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,257
-No, it's true.
-AUTOMATED VOICE: Warning.
534
00:16:44,387 --> 00:16:46,215
-[Mac chuckling]
-Did you see the look
on that kid's face
535
00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:48,217
when I grabbed his glassesand I-I threw 'em on the ground
536
00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:50,654
-and stomped all over 'em?
-He blasted us to pieces,
537
00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,656
but it was worth itjust to see his little ass cry.
538
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,180
Oh, Charlie, you got to get out
there with us.
539
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,356
It's so fun.
We're finding all kinds
540
00:16:56,486 --> 00:16:58,793
-of corners of this place that
we've never explored before.
-Yeah, I'd love to,
541
00:16:58,923 --> 00:16:59,968
I really would,
but we're actually--
542
00:17:00,012 --> 00:17:01,404
we're losing right now.
543
00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:03,145
-MAC: Losing?
-I got to stay here.
544
00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:04,668
-What? Yeah.-Huh? Who cares if we're losing?
545
00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:07,236
Dennis said, like, if-if-if we,
if we leave the base,
546
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,717
death is gonna come
in the form of a fat kid
547
00:17:09,847 --> 00:17:11,023
who's gonna turn us
into fart ghosts
548
00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,634
or something like that.
So I got to stay.
549
00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:17,072
-What?
-Death is gonna come
in the form of a fat child,
550
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,682
who will turn us into a fart.
551
00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:20,162
It sounds crazy
now that I'm saying it.
552
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:21,729
Dennis explained it
a lot more better.
553
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:23,731
Dennis, we can't leave
the base, right?
554
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:24,993
That's the deal?
555
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:26,995
No.
556
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:28,649
Frank was right.
557
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:32,305
Rutherford B. Crazy's real namewas Larry Takashi.
558
00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:35,090
Yeah, and he was the founderand owner of Laser Tag Fun Zone.
559
00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:36,570
Yeah. So what, though?
560
00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:38,485
Well, apparently,
he killed himself.
561
00:17:38,615 --> 00:17:40,313
-Really?
-What?
562
00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:43,185
Yeah. He offed himself
about three years back now.
563
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,797
-Oh.
-Just opened his 100th
Laser Tag Fun Zone,
564
00:17:46,928 --> 00:17:49,017
and he drove himself
to a wishing well
565
00:17:49,148 --> 00:17:50,584
and threw himself down it.
566
00:17:50,627 --> 00:17:52,064
Well, uh, hang on.
Maybe it was a,
567
00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:53,369
-maybe it was an accident.
-Oh.
568
00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:56,111
Uh, no, he wrote a suicide noteon a Fun Zone dolla dolla bill,
569
00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:58,113
and it said,
"It all meant nothing."
570
00:17:58,157 --> 00:17:59,114
-Ugh.
-Damn, man.
571
00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:00,420
-Pretty grim.
-That's bleak.
572
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,596
-That's kind of bumming me out.-It's clear. Very clear.
573
00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:04,206
-Killed my appetite.
-DENNIS: Mm-hmm.
574
00:18:04,337 --> 00:18:06,034
Nobody came to his funeral.
575
00:18:06,078 --> 00:18:07,340
According to this,
his employees all hated him,
576
00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,255
and his family barely knew him.I mean,
577
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,343
the guy was miserable.
578
00:18:10,386 --> 00:18:11,866
But he spent his life
building this empire,
579
00:18:11,996 --> 00:18:13,346
and-and it all meant nothing?
580
00:18:13,389 --> 00:18:16,349
Shit. So Rutherford be rich.
581
00:18:16,392 --> 00:18:19,352
Rutherford be successful
as all hell.
582
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,136
But you know what else
Rutherford be?
583
00:18:23,399 --> 00:18:25,053
Rutherford be right.
584
00:18:25,184 --> 00:18:26,576
Because it all means nothing
585
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,143
if you're not enjoying it.
586
00:18:28,187 --> 00:18:30,058
The dolla dolla bills,
you know?
587
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:32,191
The reputation, the longevity,
even the game itself.
588
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,193
What the hell does it matter
if you're not having fun?
589
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:36,020
You know, if you're not
having fun anymore,
590
00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,327
than screw it. So if something
deep down inside you
591
00:18:38,371 --> 00:18:40,112
is telling you it's time
to move on,
592
00:18:40,242 --> 00:18:42,331
then maybe that's
what we should do.
593
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,594
So that's it?
594
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:47,597
That's it.
595
00:18:47,641 --> 00:18:51,340
-Time to end the game?
-Time to end the game.
596
00:18:51,384 --> 00:18:54,213
Goodbye, base?
597
00:18:54,256 --> 00:18:58,217
Goodbye to the base
we've held down for so long.
598
00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,349
I am gonna miss it.
599
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:03,483
But it's time
to let Big Mo have it.
600
00:19:08,575 --> 00:19:10,577
♪
601
00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:40,911
MAC:
Hey, Big Mo.
602
00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:43,523
[Frank chuckles]
603
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,438
Oh, what?
You thought we'd gone?
604
00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:47,396
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
605
00:19:47,527 --> 00:19:49,181
We ain't going anywhere.
606
00:19:49,311 --> 00:19:51,444
We're never leaving,
you little piece of shit.
607
00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:52,706
DENNIS:
Let him have it.
608
00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:56,318
[all shouting and laughing]
609
00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:01,671
Yeah, light him up.
610
00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:07,764
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611
00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:40,710
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