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I'll see you at the lake.

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in Philadelphia.

DEE:
Hey, look what I just found,
at the bus stop.

"Gruesome twosome seek exotic
Europeans for weeklong rental

"in luxurious
one-bedroom apartment.

"Bed to be shared with owners.
Shitter down hall.

Email F. Reynolds
at Warthog-OrgyFart.edu."

-FRANK: Nice.
-Wha-- what?-CHARLIE: Yeah. It's a good ad.

You know, we got the Airbnb idea
from Dennis and Mac,

-'cause they're doing it.
-Yes, but we're not posting
creepy flyers at bus stations.

I mean, w-what kind
of people do you think

-you're gonna attract with that?-FRANK: What?

Young Bohemians
with no sexual boundaries,

w-who don't mind a shitter
down the hall.

CHARLIE:
Yeah, like,
European backpacking chicks

-who stay in hostels and stuff.-Yeah. Free.

-CHARLIE: Yeah.
-Yeah, yeah. Don't be jealous
when Charlie and I

are up to our eyebrows
in Viennese gash.

-Ugh.
-Ugh, gross.

Come on, man.

Guys, don't try to lump
yourselves in

with what we're doing, okay?
What we're doing

is very charming and romantic.

-We're setting up a meet-cute.
-Ah, a-a w-what?

Are you trying to say,
uh, "meat cube"?

-Like, a little cube of meat?
-Meat?

-Because that's a good idea,
actually.
-MAC: No.

We're doing a meet-cute.

It's-it's where
two soul mates meet

under charming
and/or cute circumstances.

-Like, from a rom-com.
-DENNIS: No.

-Let-let's keep the trap simple.-Yeah.

Well, don't call it a trap,
because that's not romantic.

Yeah, I'm sure for Dennis,
it's a trap.

-MAC: Coming.

You must be Lisa.

-And you must be Mac.
-That's right.

Come on in
to my very spacious apartment.

This is gonna be your room here,

-and I think that...
-DENNIS: Hello. Oh...

Hello, I'm Dennis.
I'm here for the room.

Oh, my God. Dennis, no.

Y-You're supposed
to be here next week.

No, it was this week.

Uh, for sure it was this week.

Oh, my God, it wasthis week.

-You know, this is,
this is humiliating.
-Did something happen?

-I must have overbooked...
-Oh.

-...this Airbnb,
and that's a problem...
-Oh, my gosh.

-...because we only have
the one room, so...
-We can work this out,

because I think
we can probably stay

in the same room to-together.

It wouldn't bother me
if it wouldn't bother you.

I mean, I-I don't like to come
off as a difficult person.

-Um...-Oh. Now, d-do you like to comeoff as a difficult person?

- No.
-No. Of course not.
-Oh, no.

-Who-who would? Who would?
-Yeah. No, no one likes

to be a difficult person,
so we can make it work.

-I'm Dennis.
-: Uh...

I don't think my husband and I
would be comfortable

sharing a room.

Husband?

I'm sorry, I didn't realize
that you were married.

-I didn't realize
I had to tell you that.
-DENNIS: Yeah.

-Oh...
-GREG: Uh, hi.

-Uh, one of you guys
must be Mac.
-Yeah, that's me.

-You, you're the husband.
-Mm-hmm.

I see. Uh, this is Dennis.

-What's up?
-He's also gonna be
staying here.

-Well...
-Yeah, you know what? Maybewe should just get another room.

-Oh, no, no. I mean, maybe.
-We're gonna make it work.
Well, you guys crash in there,

-and Dennis will
stay in my room.
-Uh, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't think so.Uh, I'm good.

-I-I'm not gonna.
-Oh, well, it's just that you,

you just said that you were coolsharing a room, so...

DENNIS:
Right. Yeah,
but I was, uh, you know,

I'm-I'm, but, you know, ch--

Things change.

Yeah. It's just that you don't
have anywhere to go.

Well, you wouldn't know that.

-Yeah, somehow I do.
-Yeah...

Hey, we're just really tired

and would love to crash,
if that's okay.

Absolutely. Yeah, you guys,
you guys hit the hay.

We're probably gonna
hit the hay, too.

-Thank you.-All right, yeah. Best of luck.-Absolutely.

-Thank you.-Yeah, we're gonna work it out.

-It's not gonna be an issue.
-All right. Thanks.

Have a great night, guys.

CHARLIE:
This is so exciting.

-Yeah.
-Now, you said they're,

uh, where are these girls from?

-Australia? Or what is that...?-No, no.

They're two Austrian broads.

-Aww...
-Alexi and Nikki.

Oh, wowee, Frank.

Those names are,
those names are like...

Before they get here, we got
to lay down some ground rules.

When we wind up
working the same broad,

no eye contact
between the two of us.

-Wait, what?-And they're gonna encourage us

-to explore each other's bodies.
-What?

-A-And that's a hard no for me.-No, for me, too.

-Let's lead with that.
-Wait, what's about to happen?

-I'm not sure I want...

Keep your fingers to yourself.

-But have a good time.
-Uh... Hey, can...

I just kind of want you
to explain what you...

-Yeah.
-...what you got on your mind
here, but...

Who the hell are you?

Hi. We're here for the room.

Nah, no, no, no, no, no.

We're waiting
for Nikki and Alexi.

Yeah. I am Nikki,
and this is my father Alexi.

Oh, shit.

What is this, man?

W-What, what are we doing?

I-I don't want to do this
anymore. Can we stop?

Huh? No, we can't stop now.

We're-we're right on track.

I don't know, man. It just...

It just feels like
a-a lot of effort,

and it feels desperate,
you know what I mean?

Like, I-I never put
this much work

into banging some cute meat.

Cute meat?

Cute meat.
That-that was your phrase.

No, Dennis, "meet-cute."

It has a name, Mac.
Its name is Lisa.

This is fun, right?This is the banter. This is the,

this is-- this is all
a part of act one banter.

And we are right on schedule.

-Shh. Listen.

They're fighting.

I'm telling you,their marriage is on the rocks.

-What-what, wait-wait-wait.

What's that third noise?

Dude, i-is that,
like, a chicken or a parrot

or some shit? Dude, uh,
I thought we said no animals.

Mac, tell them
no animals in my room.

-That's no animal.

-Oh...
-We needed reinforcements.

-Okay, catch me up to speed.
-Shh, shh.

-Listen, listen. -LISA: You can't keep blaming me

-for what happened with Teddy.
-Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

-Who is Teddy?
-Mm...

The wife must have cheated
on the husband

with some guy named Teddy.

No, no, no, that's all wrong.

The female love interest
can't be a cheater,

because that makes her
unlikable.

Maybe this isn't a romantic
comedy about the wife at all.

Maybe it's about the husband.

Yes. The husband
is the lonely heart

who needs to find love
in the big city.

Dee, you're my new
romantic lead,

proving that romantic leadsdon't have to be likable at all.

-I'm sorry, I can't follow
any of this. Am I in or out?
-You're out.

-Great. I'm gonna go sleep
in the living room.
-Okay.

-Uh...
-Awesome.

Charlie, this is weird as shit.

Yeah. Hey-- hey, uh,
Nikki, what's this

-that we're listening to
here, pal?
-NIKKI: Oh.

It's just a little bit
of music that I wrote.

-Ah, you're a,
you're a yodeler, huh?

Uh, y-yeah. Uh, may I ask
if you have a small pot

-that I can boil
these lederhosen in?
-Uh, yeah.

I got something. Uh,
let me just look around here.

What do you got going there
with the toe?

-FRANK: Does he speak English?
-No, and sadly,

-he refuses to learn.
-CHARLIE: Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, Frank doesn't like
to learn new things either.

Here you go.
Tha-That should work.

Ask him what he's
working that toe with.

Um, how do you say...
There is no word.

Uh, "toe spoon,"for the digging out of the toe.

-Mmm.
-Don't flick it.

Hey, Frank, can I talk to you
for a second over here, man?

-Mind if we just...
-Yeah.

Dude, this is weird as hell man.

We gotta--We're just gonna have to, like,

power through this night,

and then we'll figure
something out tomorrow, man.

All right? We'll just--
Let's just get into bed,

and get out of here.
Hey, hey, guys, you know,

-we figure we should
just turn in early.
-We're gonna go to sleep

-right now.
-'Cause the night goes
quicker, you know?

-We usually sleep ass to ass.
-That's true.

But let's see if we can...

-I call the side.
-I'll get--

-You got the end, huh?
-Yeah. Picked the side here.

-Why don't you hop in.
-All right, I'll hop in.

-Yeah.
-All right.

Well, ass to ass.

-FRANK: We're ass to ass.
-Here we go.

All right.

Fuck this.

Dennis. Come here.

-What-- What are you doing, man?-Shh! Shh.

Wh-Why are you in their room?

-Shh, shh, shh.
-What?

I just set up the perfect
meet-cute for Dee.

-Okay.
-See, Greg's in the shower,

so I snuck in there,
I picked the lock,

and I just made my way in.

I checked him out
for a quick second.

He has a tiny penis,
just for the record.

-Ah.
-Then, I open up the toilet.

I shit, like, my brains out
into it, right?

I came at this thing
like an animal, man.

And then I took a bunch
of toilet paper.

I-I jammed it in there

so it won't flush;
it won't flush.

Why?

Because when Greg
gets out of the shower,

he's gonna realize that
this toilet is a mess.

I mean, it is a splatter-fest.

He's gonna look for a plunger.
There is no plunger.

I'm gonna send him down
to the hardware store,

where he's gonna run into Dee.

GREG:
Oh, my God!

Greg, y--
Are you okay in there?

Um, no. I-I think there's
a problem with the toilet.

You may need to get a plunger.

A plunger? Oh, man, we don't
really even have a plunger

here in the apartment,

but we have a hardware store
down the street.

If you go down there and get it,I can get you back.

GREG:Okay. Hey, when did this happen?

Wh-What?

GREG:
The shit in the toilet.
It's not mine.

Oh, my God,
when did that happen?

-Just close the door.
-That's what I'm asking you.

-Okay, now the plan is
in motion for you.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What do you mean the plan's
in motion for me?

I thought I was out.

Remember when we were
saying that

the female romantic lead
would never cheat?

-Uh-huh.
-Okay, well, I overheard Lisa

saying to Greg that
she misses Teddy.

Huh? Why would she tell Greg

that she misses the guy
that she cheated with?

Unless she didn't
cheat on him with Teddy.

Maybe Teddy was
a platonic friend

from high school
that makes Greg jealous.

Don't you know what this means?

Lisa is still our romantic lead,which means...

-So I'm still your leading man.-Yeah.

-This is crazy, Charlie.
-Yeah, I know.

I mean, Dennis is having
meet cubes with hot chicks,

-and we're stuck
with these guys.
-I know.

I want to be having
meet cubes, right?

-Me, too. Me, too.

What the hell?
What the hell is he doing?

I don't know what he's doing.

What are you--
What are you doing there?

What-- What are you doing
with the spoon?

You can't get to thehard-to-reach places with that.

You need a knife.
You need an edge.

-Here, take this.
-What, uh--

CHARLIE:
What are you working on
over here, pal?

Because, you know,
Frank and I have

a very specific diet;
we like to eat pretty clean.

And I don't want to...

-That is, uh, sausage...
-Yeah.

-...mit peanut butter
und apricot jam sandwich.
-Hmm.

But the trick is to melt
the cheese on the outside.

Well, that's right, you put
peanut butter on the inside,

you put the cheese
on the outside.

But you don't want to burn thatcheese, right, so you...

BOTH:
...so you finish it
on the radiator.

I do that, too. I didn't think
anyone did that, man!

And that is the trick.
That's how you do it.

-That's exactly-- Exactly.
-Exactly.

Hey, Charlie,
this is pretty good.

You can get in there
behind the toe,

and it's rounded,
so you don't have a chance

of filletin'yourself.

Probably shouldn't share it,
though, guys.

It's not--
That's not sanitary.

I got a question.Tell me if it's asking too much,

but I've always kind of
seen myself as a yodeler.

Would you be willing to show mehow you do that?

I would like that very much.

-For real?
Okay, 'cause I feel like

if I... if I learn how to yodel,I'm going places.

You know what I mean?
Because, like, no one...

-no one's doing that these days.-: Charlie.

-Charlie, come here.
-Uh, give me one second.

Yo, what's up?

We just got a hit
on the apartment.

Two European broads.

Oh, I don't know, man,
things are starting to really

-turn a corner with these guys.-Yeah, I know.

I mean, you know,
I'm having fun.

-I like the spoon.
-And you got that.

-I guess... Okay, but you know.-Yeah. Yeah, ooh...

And...

-Sorry, no. We double-booked.
-Sorry, guys.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.

-We're gonna miss you.-You know, these things happen.

-We-we just double-booked.
-Thanks for the toe spoon.

Yeah, thanks so much, guys.
Good-bye.

Oops.

-Sorry.

That was pretty cute,
wasn't it, how we...

both reached for the plunger
at the same time?

-Yeah, I guess.

Also, looks like
it's the only one.

It's the last one, so, um...
maybe we could share it.

How would that work?

Well, I guess, first you'd haveto come back to my place.

You know, I can always
use a man

to help me clean my pipes.

Help flushing the shit you tookthat backed up your toilet?

No. No, that's--
No, that's-- it wasn't shit.

-That's not what I'm talking
about. It wasn't shit.
-What was it?

-I don't care.
-Okay, it doesn't matter.

The point is that

it's-it's charming and cute
and fun

how we, how we just sort of metlike this over a plunger.

Don't you think so?

I'm just gonna go
to another hardware store.

Well, okay. Well, hold on
a second. Wait, wait.

Don't go.

There we go.

Pushing away his soul mate,
right on structure.

End act two.

Hey! It's my roomie.
What's going on?

Hi.

-I got you some wine.
-Oh, no, thank you.

Well, it helps when you're sad.You seem sad.

But I-I get it.
I-I understand.

-You do?
-Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you miss Teddy,
and no one can replace him.

I assume you overheard
my husband and I.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, look, maybe I can
fill that void, you know,

if only for a few hours
of, uh, sexual bliss.

Oh, no. What?

Sex.

Bangin'.

It's good to take
the mind off things. You know?

But wait, l-let me, let meease your mind about something.

I'm not the jealous type,
like your husband.

You know, you want to spend timewith Teddy also, uh,

-that's fine, you know.

Dig that guy up, you know, seewhat he's been up to these days.

I honestly don't give a shit.

-Yeah.

You all right?

-What?
-Oh.

What happened?

This is so bad.

Don't talk about him.

-Okay, that went great.
-Huh?

-Now, next steps...
-Whoa.

How, in your mind,
did that go great?

-I thought the crying was hot.
-I did, too.

But it just, it seems like
it's gonna be annoying.

I find you annoying.
This whole thing's annoying.

-I'm gonna go back to my thing.-No, Dennis, this is working.

You just have to trust
the structure.

-Uh, nah.
-Just trust the structure.

-Yeah... Come on in, come on in.-Well, yeah, come on in.

Oh, this... this is the spot.

-Sorry it's messy.
-It's a little messy.

We had a guest,
and he trashed the joint.

That's right, the-the guest
trashed the place.

No, it is perfect.

-Uh, so much space.
-Mm-hmm.

-Yeah.
-Looks very bohemian.

And I like that the bathroom
down the hall is so close.

-Yeah, it's right,
it's right there.
-It's not far, right?

-I mean, there's no door on it.-Yeah.

But that's because the guy in 4Bwent berserk and ripped it off.

-Oh.
-Uh, yeah.

And if you do have to
use the bathroom,

-what I can do is
I can become the door for you.
-Yeah.

-I do that for Frank when
he's taking a dump in there.
-You stand in front of it.

No, no, no, it is okay.

We're very free with our bodies.

-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
-Oh, yeah?

-Mm-hmm.-Cool. Yeah, us, too. I mean...

-I only see one bed.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, it's a one-bedder.

-Uh...
-Oh.

-We can sleep on the floor...
-No, no, no, no, no.
-No.

That's no fun.

-We should all share. Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

-Yeah, that's okay with me.
Is that okay with you?
-No fun to sleep...

-Yeah, here on the bed.
-Ah-ah-ah.

That is not very free
with your body.

-Uh... what do you mean?
-Wh-Wh-What?

-We all sleep naked.
It's more fun.
-Mm-hmm.

-Come, we don't bite.

-Yeah, just take it off. Come.

MAC:
So you're telling me

that you got nowhere with Greg?

That's not true.
That's not true at all.

Got him right where I want him.This is the part

where I sit back and wait
for him to come to his senses.

Th-That-That's not how it works. Goddamn it.

This is the part
where the trashy skank

is-is supposed to lure
the husband away.

He bangs that nasty snatch,
and then Lisa recognizes

that he is a dullard
and needs to drop him,

so that Lisa,
the true hero of the story,

can figure out that she needs
to be free and find love.

-I'm the true hero of the story.-You are a diversionary
plot twist at best.

-And you couldn't even
do that right.

-Ooh, what a night! Wha...!

-You can't believe
what happened.
-Whew!

FRANK:
We got the backpackers
we wanted,

and they're as sexually free
as we hoped.

-Those girls are wild, man.
-It was amazing.

They wanted us to, like-like,
touch each other and stuff.

I'm like, "Dude,
that's a hard no for me."

No, it was a hard no
for me, too.

-Well, but...
-I said no.

-I said no.
-You were thinking
about it, though.

-All of a sudden, like,
Frank gives me one of those...-No, I wasn't thinking about it.

-I'm like, "Are you kidding me?"I'm not gonna do that.
-No, no, no, I wasn't...

I can't even understand them
half the time.

-It's like the accents...
-I don't know.
They were crazy chicks.

Hey, hoping you're
having fun with your

"meat cube" romance party.
That does sound fun.

I do want some of those
meat cubes later.

Dude, that girl with the,
with the long fingernails...

Jesus Christ.

Frank and Charlie
are off having orgies,

and I'm sitting here all alone.

I mean, this is crazy.
The whole world's upside down.

-Up is down, black is white.
-Straight is gay.

That's it!

-What?-Maybe Teddy cheated with Greg.

Maybe this whole thing has
just been one giant meet-cute

for me and Greg.

DENNIS:
Hmm.

You know, it won't play in
Middle America, but screw it.

We'll jam it down their throatstill they enjoy it.

W-We'll force them to like it.

-So you'll help me?
-I will.

-And I'll help you, too.
-Get your hand off me.

Yeah, get your hands off him.
We don't need your help.

I think we're probably
gonna end up cutting you

out of this almost entirely.

-Uh, Mac, let's go
find you some romance.
-Yeah!

Shall we?

You know--
Okay, but just a heads-up:

It's not gonna work, all right?Men are not in charge anymore.

You know? Men-men don't
get to just decide

what women get to do...

Hey, Frank.

-Yeah?
-Hey.

Can I admit something to you?

If you're gonna tell me
that was your finger, Charlie,

I'm gonna be pissed.

No, that was,
that was definitely Minka.

-She's real aggressive
with the fingers.
-Oh, my...

I don't get that move at all.

But, dude, something, besides
this violent Euro ass play,

it just doesn't feel right, man.

Plus, dude, these girls
are drug addicts.

I saw them using Alexi's
toe spoon to cook heroin.

-What?!
-I don't even think we need
to whisper. Like...

-Oh.-Yeah, they're passed out, man.

Oh, dude.

This isn't good.
This isn't good.

-Yeah.
- Charlie.

-Look, it's done for.
-It's ruined. I know, yeah.

-No, it's-it's ruined.
-: Oh.

Hey, Frank, can I admit
something else to you, man?

I-I can't stop thinking
about Alexi and Nikki.

Me, too.

Like, maybe we made
a huge mistake, man.

-We might've.
-And I know it's...

-that it's two hot girls.
-Hot chicks.

A-And you should makethe most of that, right? But...

Because it's good, you know?

-But some-something
just doesn't feel right, man.
-Yeah.

Something doesn't feel right.

-No, it doesn't feel right.
-Something's off.

I miss those guys.
I miss them. I...

-What's that? What's that?
-Oh, that thing?

Oh, yeah. Uh...

Uh, there was a package
outside the door

when we came back
the-the other night, and...

-What's it, a gift?
-Yeah, I don't know.

It... I can't read it

'cause it's, like,in Austrian or something. Uh...

-No, it's in English.
-Yeah. I-Is it English?

FRANK:
"Thanks for everything.

Love, Alexi and Nikki."

-Oh, no shit?
-They gave us a present.

They left a gift for us?

Meat cube.

Bus station.

Pretty Woman.

Yeah!

I'm just gonna go out
to the car.

GREG:
Yeah, okay.

Nice to meet you. Bye.

Okay, great. Okay, all right.

This is your moment, Mac.
Now remember,

just speak from the heart,
all right?

Sweep him off his feet.
Go to him.

-Go to him. Yes.
-No, no.

Hey, uh, uh, Greg?

-Yes.
-Uh, was wondering
if we could have a quick chat.

-Oh. Sorry about that, guys.
Wrong-wrong track.

-Yeah. That was the wrong song.-Here we go.

-Oh, here we go.

-That's the one.

Um...

I know that what you had
with Teddy was special,

and I know that I could
never replace him.

But that's dead and buried now,man, and you got to move on.

I-I... And I know
that it's crazy.

I know that it's crazy 'cause
we just met, but I feel like

if-if you just give us a chance,

we could tell a love storyfor the ages.

A gay... gay-ass love story.

A-And, yeah, maybe it won't playin Middle America,

and-and maybe it's not even
ready for the mainstream,

but it'll win a ton of awards,
and it'll get

a shit ton of attention
for the liberal press.

-I don't, I don't know
what you're talking about.

I... dumped up
your toilet, Greg.

It was me. It was always me.

But I did it for us,
to draw us closer together.

-Now, I just think if we can...-LISA: What?

Lisa's here.

-What's going on?
-Lisa,

I'm glad you're here.
Thank you. Please come in.

We have something to tell you.

-No.-It's time you heard the truth.

Greg and I
are going to be together.

But know this.

There was nothing that-that
you could've ever done,

because what Greg needed
was Teddy.

And what he needs now is me.

So, Greg,
let me be your everything,

just like your old lover Teddy.

Teddy was our son.

♪ All my instincts...♪

He died of leukemia.

-What?
-Oh, you know what?
I think... Let me, uh...

-No, you got to, you got to...

-Just turn it off. Just off.

-Just-just turn it off.

-Sorry.

Yeah. I don't have
a dead kid s...

uh, approp-appropriate...

Um... I guess

we'll let you get back
to the healing.

Yeah, you guys do your thing.

Yeah.

That's not romantic. Or comedic.

-You think they're gonna
give us a bad review?
-Yeah.

I guess
we're not gonna get that...

romantic comedy ending
after all.

-This way, Frank.
-Wait. Oh, yeah.

-Nikki?!
-Alexi?!

-Alexi?!
-Where are they?

-Nikki?!
-Yeah. Nikki?! Alexi?!

No, Nikki, Alexi!

-Nikki, wait, wait, wait! Wait!-Alexi!

-Wait, wait, wait. Listen.
-Hey!

-Listen, please-please,
please don't go.
-Hey.

We're the perfect match.

We-we didn't say it before,

-but w-we understand now.
-Yeah.

We feel the same way,

but we must return
to our country.

But we will return here
exactly one year from today.

If you feel the same,
be here at sunset,

and we will spend
our days together,

knee-deep in American gash.

-Wait one year? One year.- Okay. We'll be here.

-We'll be right here.
-We'll be here. We'll be here.

-Alexi.
-CHARLIE: Have a good trip.

-Thank you for everything.
-FRANK: Thank you.

-Bye-bye. Bye.
-Thank you. I...

I love you!

Oh, man.

What do you think, buddy?

He had me at "gash," Charlie.

He had me at "gash."

♪ Garden she hides...♪

-Bye! Bye! Bye!
-Bye.

-Bye.
-Bye!

Oh, man.

I'm gonna miss 'em.

♪ To go driving around♪

♪ She'll let you into
the parts of herself♪

-Go home?
-Yeah.

♪ That will bring you down...♪

Hell of a guys,
you know what I'm saying?

They were, they were great.
They were great guys.

Yeah. I mean,
a little weird, you know?

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Pink eye!

FRANK: Don't judge me!
This is art!

All you have to do
is say the first thing
that comes into your head.

-Yep.
-Politics.

Schmolitics.

-Family.
-Schmamily.

-Feminine.
-Schmeminine.

-Violence.
-Schmiolence.

-Accident.
-Schmaccident.

-Argument.
-Schmargument.
-Beef-and-black-bean.

Schmeef-and-schmack-schmean.

I'm gonna have to get that
to you on Wednesday.

Said you'd have
the money, man.

No, I know I did.
I'm definitely gonna
have it by Wednesday.

Definitely.

I'm gonna have to
give you a touch-up.

What? Well, can it
not be the face?

-It's gotta be the face.
-Why?

It's gotta be somewhere
where people can see it.

-Now, don't flinch, yeah?
-WOMAN: Jason?

Whoa, whoa. Mate, mate.
It's just my mum.

-Hi. I'm Lorraine.
-Nice to meet ya.

-We have to talk, Angel.-There's nothing to talk about.

-What we did was personal.

We broke the rules.

- ♪ Yeah ♪

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-I'm cold.-It's not cold. Just come to me.

-I'll keep you warm, I promise.-Fine.

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