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* Fly, Eagles, fly... *
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CHARLIE:
Where is it? It was right here.
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I cannot find it.
And by the way, Mac,
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what are you even talking
about? The word is
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"superstition,"
not "stupidstition."
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I know what the word is,
Charlie.
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I'm saying your Green Man suit
is a stupid superstition.
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Oh, really? Then why do
the Eagles keep winning?
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Also, by the way, dude, uh,
you're a Cowboys fan,
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-so shut the hell up.
-I'm not a Cowboy fan,
I'm a Tony Romo fan,
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-and he retired, so now I bleed
green. Go, Birds, go, Birds!
-All right, well,
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I'm not going to the Super Bowl
without it. I got to find it.
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Yeah, don't make us late,
Charlie, all right?
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I-If you can't find it,
you can't find it, you know?
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The-the fans have no effect on
the outcome of the game, anyway.
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-Do you know how football works?
-MAC: Yes, that's right,
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your voodoo bullshit is not
gonna mean anything at the--
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what? What's going on
with your eye?
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Uh, nothing, I got a-- I think
I got an eyelash in it.
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You're, like, scratching it
and it's blinking...
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I just, I slept on it funny.
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What the hell
is the holdup here?
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MAC:
Frank, this is why I wanted
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total control over
the guest list, all right?
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The eyes of the world
are gonna be on Philadelphia.
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And I want to show them that we
are not just degenerates, okay?
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And that is why I'm very nervous
about these guys.
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(chanting):
Yeah! Chug, chug, chug!
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Chug, chug, chug!
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-Chug, chug, chug!
-Hey!
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Chug-- boom!
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-(laughs)
-That's 15.
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Post that, Jack, post it, baby.
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I can't-- it doesn't work
with this, uh...
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(laughter)
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-Oh!
-MAC: Oh, come on.
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No big, giant, ridiculous hands.
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What? What? D-Don't make me
go without them.
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I'm not making you go at all.
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Frank, these people
are the worst.
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Come on, Mac.
This is the salt of the earth.
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These people represent
Philadelphia. That's right.
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-Yeah.
-You have literally picked out
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the biggest pieces of shit
in the city.
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I got to agree with that.
These guys are pieces of shit.
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-What is in your mouth?
-Chew.
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-Awesome, cool, good to see you.
-Oh, my God.
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-Cricket.
-Yeah, baby?
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Bad news, you're out.
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-What? Wait, why?
-Well, you are literally
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the worst representation
of the entire city.
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-Oh...
-Your nose is bleeding
as we speak.
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Okay, I came up portside
on a horse, and he was
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a little quicker than me--
that's lesson learned.
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You can't bump Crick.
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-I can, I have, and I will.
-Oh, God.
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I have an alternate.
Here he comes.
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-Hey, guys!
-Oh, hey!
-(laughter)
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-Pumped for the big game?
-Yeah, baby.
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Yes. Now, see,
Rex represents the best
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-that Philadelphia has to offer.
-Oh, yeah.
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Either way, Cricks, you're out.
Get out of here.
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-Unbelievable. I mean...
-All right, Crick, all right.
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-You're the worst.
-We got to go, we got to go.
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Yo, check it out.
I got one last surprise.
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("Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
playing)
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(cheering, whooping)
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FRANK:
Here you go, here you go.
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-Is this a bar?
-Nice.
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-Nice.
-Fully stocked, baby.
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(overlapping chatter)
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(cheering)
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-You found it!
-MAC: All right.
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You found the damn suit--
can we go now?
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-(whoops)
-E! A! G!
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L! E! S! Eagles!
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* It's the eye of the tiger *
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* It's the thrill of the fight *
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* Rising up to the challenge
of our rival *
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* And the last known survivor *
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* Stalks his prey in the night *
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* And he's watching us all
with the eye *
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* Of the tiger. *
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* The eye of the tiger... *
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Yeah.
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Wait for it.
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-(grunting rhythmically)
-Oh, my God.
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No, no, no.
We're gonna sing it again?
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This is, like, the tenth time.
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Oh, yeah, i-it turns out
there's not that many songs
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about Philadelphia.
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-(music fades)
-Aw, man...
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(overlapping chatter)
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REX:
Uh, Charlie.
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-What happened to your nose?
-CRICKET: Uh...
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You're bleeding, man.
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Uh, um. Oh, all right.
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-All right, fine, it's me.
-DEE: Oh!
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-Cricket.
-Cricket!
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Yes, it's me, it's me.
I snuck on, all right?
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-Ah, this damn nose.
-Ooh, ooh, ooh. We should, uh,
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uh, we should probably go
back for Charlie, right? But...
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Ah, I don't want to set
a precedent of little mishaps
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setting us back, so...
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Cricket, you're back in.
We're going to the Super Bowl.
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-Yeah, all right.
-(slurring): Hey, Mac, uh,
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what about the waitress?
She's gonna want to turn around.
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-Sh-She don't
even like football.
-Oh, yeah, football sucks.
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But if Charlie missed the bus,
he missed the bus.
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I'm not missing a second
of my dreamboat, Tommy Terrific!
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-Go, Pats! Go, Pats! Go, Pats!
-(all yelling)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Drive! Drive!
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Go, Pats! Go, Pats!
Oh, shit, pothole.
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-(metal clattering)
-(all yelling)
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Oh, something kicked loose
inside. (groans)
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-Oh, that was bad. That was bad.
-Oh, yeah.
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You're not looking
so good, Frank.
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-Yeah.
-You want a protein shake?
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-No. No.
-Brought a couple cases
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of my new Invigaron berries
to hock at the game.
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MAC:
Invigaron?
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You're involved
in that pyramid scheme, too?
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No. No hocking berries
at the Super Bowl, Rex.
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Just be meat, okay?
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Well-- take off
your shirt, please.
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-It's so cold, Mac.
-(groans)
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-And you. What's going on
with you?
-No, no, no. I'm fine.
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Just a little intestinal
cramping. I'll be fine.
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-Come on, let's rent a car
and ditch these dodos, okay?
-Oh, Jesus.
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W-What's wrong with your eye?
It's, like, way worse.
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Okay, I get it, I get it.
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It's "Pick on Dee for No Reason
Day." Real original.
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(grunts)
Uh, okay.
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Oh, man,
I got grease on my jean shorts.
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All right, well, uh, all right,
there's good news and bad news.
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The bad news is,
the axle's bent,
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-and this bus
isn't going anywhere.
-(groans)
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But the good news is
is we passed a Walmart
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a few miles back.
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So you can go get some parts.
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Oh, no, no, no.
They don't have axles there.
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But I can get
a new pair of jean shorts.
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Damn it, Frank.
I knew this would happen.
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We invite the wrong crowd,
and now we've got people
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going on expeditions
for jean shorts.
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And hocking magical berries
and rooting for the Patriots?
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This always happens to us.
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Every single thing we do
turns to shit.
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And now, we finally have
an opportunity to be something,
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to be winners,
and we're not gonna make it.
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We are never, ever gonna
make it to the Super Bowl.
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Well...
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(chanting):
E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!
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ANNOUNCER: Hi, everyone.
Welcome to Super Bowl LII.
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Well, we made it to
the Super Bowl. That was easy.
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Yeah, it was incredibly smooth.
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All right, guys,
let's go out into the stadium,
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see what we can
get ourselves into.
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-(cheering)
-MAC: Guys, guys.
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Let's just stay in the box,
all right?
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You know, for the whole game,
everybody just stays in the box.
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(booing, jeering)
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Let's-let's cool it
on the boos, you know?
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That's-that's kind of, like,
what we're famous for, you know?
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We-we boo ourselves, we boo
the Eagles, we boo Santa Claus.
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Let's save our boos,
for the team that deserves it.
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And that's the most
successful franchise
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in the history
of organized sports.
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Okay. Let's just be
the most respectful
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Philly fans we can be.
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Mac's right. Everybody,
just act like you belong.
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(booing, jeering)
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-What? What?
-That's okay to boo.
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Yeah, Dee, your eye
does not look good.
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Okay, "Everybody look at me,
I'm a stupid Pats fan,
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making up stuff
about Dee's eye."
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Dee, you definitely
have pink eye.
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I-I don't have pink...
all right.
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Would a person
with pink eye do this?
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-(gasping, booing)
-Would she do that?
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-Boo.
-What?
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-Guys, the game's gonna start.
Kickoff, kickoff.
-Oh!
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-Kickoff, kickoff.
-(cheering)
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Guys, stay positive.
Stay positive.
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ANNOUNCER: Gostkowski
approaches the football,
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and Super Bowl LII is underway.
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Oh, I like this drive, boys.
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-(groans)
-I like this drive.
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Birds look good.
Birds look good.
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Frank, what's going on, man?
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-Huh?
-What's wrong with you?
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I just got to go
to the bathroom.
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We can go?
Let's take a, take a walk.
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Well, h-hold on one second.
They're-- Eagles are driving.
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-Let's just wait till there's
a break in the action.
-I got to pee.
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Hello. Someone has been pushing
the call button. Nonstop.
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Oh, that's me. Yeah, I-I choked
down some dogs too fast.
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They-they didn't settle,
you know?
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They came back up, actually.
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On the other dogs.
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Yeah, we're gonna need
some reinforcements there, pal.
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Can we get some binoculars
up in here, too?
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Oh, my God.
(laughs softly)
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How did I move
all the way to Minnesota,
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and I'm still waiting
on you people?
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-Huh?
-What are you talking about?
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-I've waited on you.
-I-I don't know this guy.
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-No, you never waited on us.
-Uh-uh.
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-We don't live
in Minnesota, bud.
-Yeah.
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I have waited on you back in--
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uh, you know what?
It's not worth recapping.
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W-What's the point?
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Hey, man.
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You seem
a little stressed-- ooh.
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You're kind of frail.
You need to get swole.
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What if I told you
there's a berry
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that can handle
all your fitness needs?
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I'm good, but thank you.
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I'm just gonna go do my job.
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(grunts)
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-Oh!
-(laughter)
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(laughter, booing)
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I tied his shoelaces together.
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(laughter)
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This Minnesota rube,
he's not ready
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for your big-city
shenanigans, Frank.
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Waiter, run and go
get us some beer, would you?
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-ANNOUNCER:
And the kick is good.
-(cheering)
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And the Eagles
lead Super Bowl LII...
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I got to pee now.
I got to pee now.
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-Yeah, let's go now.
-All right. There's a break
in the action.
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-Frank, we got to come back
fast. Come back fast.
-I got to go.
233
00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:41,351
FRANK:
Oh! God! Damn it!
234
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,518
What's going on
over there, Frank?
235
00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,927
I got a kidney stone.
(growls)
236
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,359
Oh. O-On the bus.
237
00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,355
I felt a little piece
of kidney stone break off
238
00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,527
and go through the,
into the bladder.
239
00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,766
Why didn't you tell me that
you have a kidney stone, dude?
240
00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,172
I don't want to freak you out.
241
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,043
Well, you're freaking me out
now, man.
242
00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,041
-(crowd cheering)
-Oh, shit, we're missing
something.
243
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:03,513
Listen, Frank. This kidney stone
better not screw us up.
244
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,113
(scoffs)
I can manage.
245
00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:07,915
This ain't my first rodeo.
246
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,178
ANNOUNCER: The P.A.T.
is no good. He missed it.
247
00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,547
-(jeering)
-Yes!
248
00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,545
(moans)
249
00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:16,587
We don't see the touchdown and
then they miss the extra point?
250
00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:18,434
Dee, how'd the Eagles score?
251
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,688
Who knows? I can't see
a goddamn thing this high up.
252
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,258
These seats are the worst.
253
00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,725
You can't see because you have
254
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,774
a very serious bacterial
infection in your eye.
255
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,100
-Hey, you got new hands.
-Oh, yeah.
256
00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,196
Oh, I like them.
257
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,707
-(chuckles)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
258
00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,309
Where do you think you're going?
259
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,570
Oh, ding-dong here's
getting honored
260
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:35,738
with the rest of the vets.
261
00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,306
I'm gonna sneak down there
with him.
262
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,214
When we get close to the field,
I'm gonna let you in
263
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,246
on a little plan
I've whipped up.
264
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,421
No, no plans, all right?
Just stay in the box.
265
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,220
Guess what? No one's talking
to you, okay?
266
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,722
All right, when we get close
to the field...
267
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,794
Whoa. Dee. Both your eyes are
looking real bad.
268
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,793
MAC: Oh, yeah,
that pink eye's disgusting.
269
00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,086
So, you know what,
you can go, but I'm,
270
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,557
I'm just gonna cover you up
271
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,595
so people don't know that
you're from Philadelphia.
272
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,571
Go. Go. Go.
273
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,239
Mac, come on.
What're we doing up here, huh?
274
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,809
L-Luxury suite?
Napkins? Utensils?
275
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,809
We're going soft up here
in this ivory tower.
276
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,482
I mean, if they get to go,
we should, too.
277
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:14,580
Come on, let us loose, Mac.
Unleash the fury!
278
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,784
I mean, how's Brady even
supposed to know
279
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,346
I'm here in this stupid box?
The guy...
280
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,754
Tom Brady does not care
that you are here.
281
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,657
Guys, nobody leaves the box!
All right? And you.
282
00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,830
Take off the goddamn shirt!
283
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,488
-(gasps)
-Whoa.
284
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,297
Oh...
285
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,259
What am I looking at here, Rex?
286
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,528
It's the Invigaron berries, man.
287
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,466
They're loaded with sugar,
but I'm in too deep.
288
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,343
I've got to sell 40 cases
of this stuff
289
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,671
or I'm gonna lose my apartment.
290
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,507
ANNOUNCER: The snap is good,
the hold is perfect...
291
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,441
(all groaning, jeering)
292
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,976
Oh, yes! In your face!
In your face! (laughs)
293
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:50,015
ANNOUNCER: Brady hands off
to James White.
294
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,380
He's across the 20,
295
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,148
avoids another tackle
and crosses the goal line.
296
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,817
-Touchdown, Patriots.
-(groaning)
297
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,156
Yes! Hell yeah,
another Patriots touchdown.
298
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,231
Tommy Touchdown coming
to get y'all. Yes.
299
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,830
You know what?
You get out, too.
300
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,832
-Oh, yeah?
-Yes.
301
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:03,963
-I can go?
-Yes.
302
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,667
All right.
Tommy, Mama's coming.
303
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:07,169
I got to piss.
304
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,970
The stone's making me go.
I got to go.
305
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,072
Frank, I've already taken you,
like, three times, all right?
306
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:14,014
And all I've got to see are
good plays by the Patriots.
307
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,341
-Let the man piss.
-Yeah, I got to go.
308
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:20,706
No. Every time Frank goes to
the bathroom, the Eagles score.
309
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,348
(choir sings)
310
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,153
-(grunting)
-Are you pissing?
311
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,685
Piss, Frank, piss.
312
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:28,821
I'm pissing,
and it hurts like shit.
313
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,186
-What's going on with the game?
-Just...
314
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,863
Just keep peeing. I don't know.
It's not updating.
315
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,562
ANNOUNCER:
...throws into the end zone.
316
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,103
Touchdown!
317
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,198
-Us or them? Us or them?
-I don't know, Frank.
318
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,230
-I don't know.
What happened? Wha...?
-Hey-oh!
319
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,336
-Pondy, what happened?
-Eagles score!
320
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,769
Yes!
321
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:49,006
Pondy, I need you to bring
as much beer to this bathroom
322
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,512
as you possibly can.
323
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,253
-Frank, drink!
-Got to piss.
324
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:55,519
I need you to piss through
this entire game, Frank.
325
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,718
-We can't leave this bathroom.
-I want to...
326
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,791
The Eagles need us.
327
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,849
(marching band playing)
328
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,888
*
329
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:06,959
(clattering)
330
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,472
(indistinct chatter)
331
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,173
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.
Hold on. You need a pass.
332
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,920
-Hey, whoa, watch out.
Watch where you're going.
-Oop, sorry.
333
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,093
-Open your eyes.
-Sorry. (groans) Oh.
334
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,555
Perfect timing, man.
I need to get this out to Brady.
335
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,227
ANNOUNCER:
Brady's ready to go out.
336
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,336
He's really wiping that sweat
off with that towel.
337
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,769
I mean, he's really
going at it.
338
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,814
Just squirt some out, man,
squirt it out.
339
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,480
I can't piss no more.
It hurts like shit.
340
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,608
You got to force it out, then.
341
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,613
Where's Pondy with the beer? Oh!
342
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,605
You, you! Ten beers, stat.
343
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,077
I'm off duty, just here to go
to the bathroom.
344
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,776
-Mac, the crew got out.
-What?
345
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:08,118
-REX: It's not just a berry.
-MAC: Oh, no.
346
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,815
It's a berry found deep in the
jungles of the Amazon forest,
347
00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,828
and available
for the first time!
348
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,330
I'm a happy client.
349
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:18,831
First down! Whoo, yeah.
I love you, Tom.
350
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,273
ANNOUNCER
And it's always nice to see
351
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,542
our nation's troops
being honored.
352
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,641
We are Philadelphia!
353
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,513
These guys are a total
embarrassment.
354
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,482
(sighs)
We blew it, man.
355
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,052
Now Brady's got the ball with
two and a half minutes left.
356
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,652
He's gonna take the ball
down the field,
357
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,453
he's gonna score,
and he's gonna win the game.
358
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,385
Because that's who he is, man.
359
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,020
And you know who we are?
We're losers.
360
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,556
All of Philadelphia.
361
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:47,561
We're angry, and we're mean
and we're cruel.
362
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,834
And we act like jerks,
and now these assholes,
363
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:52,873
they can't even bring us beer
so that you can pass the stone
364
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,000
and we can win the game.
365
00:13:55,035 --> 00:14:00,205
No. No, no, Mac.
You got 'em all wrong.
366
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,840
No.
367
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,675
Those guys, those guys
are Philadelphia.
368
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:09,482
They bust their ass every day
just to get through.
369
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,646
And then, on a Sunday, they put
all their hopes into the Eagles.
370
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:18,356
And year after year after year,
their team lets them down.
371
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,761
And they get angry.
372
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:23,862
And that anger builds into
a stone of fury.
373
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,767
And if it could
just be released,
374
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,699
then we could feel
something different.
375
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,865
What?
376
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,074
W-Well, then, you, me,
us, those guys,
377
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:38,607
the whole city of Philadelphia
could feel like champions!
378
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,275
-(grunting)
-Frank.
379
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,883
You got to push that stone out
right now.
380
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,176
-You can do it.
-I can do it.
381
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,547
-You can do it.
-I'll piss it out!
382
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,215
Do it for the Birds, Frank.
383
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,124
-Do it for the whole city of
Philadelphia, man, push!
-(grunting)
384
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,727
ANNOUNCER: Brady, with White
to his right, takes the snap.
385
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:55,029
Do it like Rocky, man. Push.
386
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,632
ANNOUNCER: Brady back, steps up.
He's hit by Brandon Graham.
387
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,074
-(grunting)
-The ball is loose!
-(stone clatters)
388
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,271
(laughs)
389
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,443
ANNOUNCER: And the Eagles
have it! The Eagles have it!
390
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,372
It's recovered
by Derek Barnett!
391
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,937
Brady lost the ball.
392
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,106
Looks like he couldn't
see the defender.
393
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,954
It's-it's like something
was wrong with his eyes.
394
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:14,951
WAITER:
Brady fumbled.
395
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,482
The Eagles recovered.
396
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,586
-You did it!
-Oh, no, Mac. We did it!
397
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,889
BOTH: We did it!
We did it! We did it.
398
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,561
We did it!
We did it!
399
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,430
I don't know why you care,
fair-weather fan.
400
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,328
Fair-weather fan. You're
from Minnesota, that's okay.
401
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,630
E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!
402
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,996
* Fly, Eagles, fly... *
403
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,437
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
404
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,241
-What?
-What're you singing about?
405
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,413
Oh, I'm over Tommy Fumbles.
406
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,581
I'm all about my man,
Nick Foles!
407
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,011
Gross.
You know, it doesn't matter.
408
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,517
Guys, I have
an announcement to make.
409
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,448
I owe you an apology.
410
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,123
You guys are true
representations
411
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,523
of the city of Philadelphia.
412
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,524
And we came together as a city.
413
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:01,157
And, guys, we helped the Eagles
win the Super Bowl.
414
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,264
-They won the Super Bowl!
-(cheers)
415
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,626
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
416
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:06,925
Brady got the ball back,
and there's 58 seconds
417
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,296
left in the game.
418
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,865
What did you do?!
419
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,202
You sons of bitches,
this is your fault!
420
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,868
You screwed it up!
421
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,135
What're we gonna do?
What do we do?
422
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,844
Do a superstition. Frank!
Pee! Pee! Pee!
423
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,445
-Hey, I'm dry.
-Somebody do a superstition,
quick!
424
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,019
Charlie!
425
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,279
ANNOUNCER:
The Patriots with the ball
426
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,446
at their own nine yard line.
427
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,854
Oh! Oh, Brady's got the ball.
428
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,685
-ANNOUNCER:
They are out of time outs.
-Wha-What?!
429
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,460
Brady's got the ball
with time on the clock?
430
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,519
Oh, shit. What happened?
What changed?
431
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,558
Yeah, you're gonna have to get
back in that trap.
432
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,334
-Yep.
-Aw, come on, man.
433
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,703
You just told me
to get out of it.
434
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,000
Yeah, that was before
Brady had the ball.
435
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,003
Ah. Does it have to be
the same leg or...
436
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,195
-Same leg.
-Damn it!
437
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,207
Are you sure this is gonna work?
438
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,239
Every single thing
that every fan does,
439
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,805
at home or at the stadium,
440
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,682
makes a direct impact
in the game.
441
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,581
-No, you're right. I want
to help you win out there.
-(phone rings)
442
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,853
Oh, I'm getting a call.
443
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,751
Let me think about this
for a minute.
444
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,394
Hey, what's up, Mac?
445
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,389
Hey, Charlie, what's g...
446
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,061
Whoa, man, what the hell
happened to you?
447
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,230
-It's a long story.
-All right.
448
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,528
Well, did you do your
superstitions?
449
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,359
Brady's going to Gronk;
we're screwed.
450
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,195
I got one thing left to do.
451
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,430
All right, well,
you better hurry up, man.
452
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,734
I'm doing it. Here it goes.
453
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,165
MAC:
He's backing up in the pocket!
454
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,171
ANNOUNCER:
He's back again. He steps up.
455
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,043
-MAC: Brady's backing up.
-ANNOUNCER:
He's hit. He stumbles.
456
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,771
-Do it, do it now!
-He's throwing!
457
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,577
ANNOUNCER: He is going deep
for the end zone,
458
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,110
and it is...
459
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:29,546
batted around...
460
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,892
and incomplete!
461
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,119
And the game is over!
462
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,215
(laughs)
463
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,457
-(all cheering)
-We did it!
464
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,202
We did it!
The superstitions are real!
465
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,059
Yes!
466
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,127
(cackling)
467
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,426
MAC:
Charlie, you did it!
468
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,897
You did it, you were right.
469
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,795
The superstitions were real.
You did it, man!
470
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:54,067
(wails, laughs)
471
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,437
ANNOUNCER:
What a tremendous Super Bowl.
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It is still a mystery as to
what happened with Brady's eye,
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but it had to have an effect
on his play late in the game.
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What a win for the Eagles,
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-and what a win for the city
of Philadelphia.
-We did it!
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(all cheering)
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*
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They did it! They did it!
They did it! They did it.
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-It's over!
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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-They did it!
-They did it!
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Oh, my God, they did it!
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(trio chanting backwards)
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