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CHARLIE:
Where is it? It was right here.
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I cannot find it.
And by the way, Mac,
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what're you even talking about?
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The word is superstition,
not "stupid-stition."
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I know what the word is,
Charlie.
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I'm saying your green man suit
is a stupid superstition.
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Oh, really? Then why
do the Eagles keep winning?
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Also, by the way, dude,
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uh, you're a Cowboys fan,
so shut the hell up.
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I'm not a Cowboy fan,
I'm a Tony Romo fan.
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And he retired,
so now I bleed green.
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-Go, Birds! Go, Birds!
-All right, well, I'm not
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going to the Super Bowl
without it. I got to find it.
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Yeah, don't make us late,
Charlie, all right?
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I-If you can't find it,
you can't find it, you know?
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The-the fans have no effect on
the outcome of the game, anyway.
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-Do you know how football works?
-MAC: Yes.
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That's right,
your voodoo bullshit
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is not gonna mean anything if...
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Wh-What's going on
with your eye?
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Uh, nothing, I got a,
I think I got an eyelash in it.
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Well, you're, like, scratching
it, and it's blinking.
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-I just, I slept on it funny.
-(Charlie groans)
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What the hell
is the holdup here?
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MAC:
Frank, this is why
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I wanted total control
over the guest list, all right?
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The eyes of the world
are gonna be on Philadelphia,
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and I want to show them that we
are not just degenerates, okay?
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And that is why I'm very nervous
about these guys.
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MEN (chanting):
Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Hey.
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Chug! Oh!
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Do me a favor,
hold that corner right there.
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-What's this?
-Uh, I got to put up a sign.
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I want people to know
we're closed for salmonella
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because of the Super Bowl.
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Okay. First of all,
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how is "salmonella" the only
word you spelled correctly?
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And second of all, which is it?
Are we closed for salmonella,
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or are we closed 'cause of the
Super Bowl? It's very confusing.
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-Look, do me a favor? Okay?
Just go find green man.
-Yep.
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Please? Please, thank you.
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-Charlie. Here,
eat this asparagus.
-What?
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No, I can't eat that right now.
That-That's not right.
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It's not part of my rituals.
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Okay, do you know
what's not right...
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is that we are trying
to start a family,
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-and you're not taking it
very seriously.
-Okay, no, I hear you,
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but what I need
to take seriously right now
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is the Super Bowl, okay?
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And that means
sticking to my color system.
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All right? I wear green.
I don't eat it.
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I'm green man. I eat brown,
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preferably, uh, milksteak
with a little light char to it.
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And I drink yellow,
because beer is yellow,
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and that is what has been
working all season long!
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-Oh, my God.
-I don't want to talk
about this right now.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where're you going?
-Huh?
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Got to find green man.
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-Why does no one
understand this?
-(sighs)
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Nobody cares
about your stupid superstitions.
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-Dude, just get off my back,
all right? Let me find it.
-No.
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Man, look, I just wish one time
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you would not make everything
so difficult.
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Yeah, and you know what?
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Sometimes I wish
you'd just disappear.
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Yo, check it out.
I got one last surprise.
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("Eye of the Tiger"
by Survivor playing)
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(all cheering)
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-(whooping)
-This is very nice.
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Party bus!
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-No way.
-Fully stocked.
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(overlapping chatter)
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(all cheering)
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-There it is!
-You found it!
-MAC: All right.
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-You found the damn suit.
Can we go now?
-DEE: Nice.
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Where the hell is green man?!
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Where is it?!
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Well, I just can't find it,
so I'm gonna have to, like,
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buy a new one
on the way up there.
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Who knows if it's even
gonna have the same powers
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as the other one did. I...
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Where is everybody?
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Guys?
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*
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Honey?
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Hello?
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Mac?
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Dee?
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Frank?
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I made my friends disappear.
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I made my friends disappear!
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* Rockin' around
the Christmas tree *
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* At the Christmas party hop *
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* Mistletoe hung
where you can see *
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* Every couple tries to stop *
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* Rockin' around... *
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Hey, Frank!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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* Later we'll have
some pumpkin pie *
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* And we'll do some caroling *
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Hey, Mac!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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I got your...
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sticky Bible!
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Dee!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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* Deck the halls
with boughs of holly *
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Dee, woof!
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* The Christmas tree,
have a happy holiday *
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* Everyone dancing... *
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(screams)
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I don't know why I'm screaming.
This doesn't hurt at all.
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Countdown to the game.
And start the clock.
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E-A-G-L-E-S!
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Eagles! All right, boys.
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I'm home alone in the bar,
you know?
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It's all me.
This is, like, my bar now.
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Hey, cheers to you
and the big game, boys, right?
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Really cool, too, man.
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Those, like, those uniforms
look really cool on you.
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You guys look,
like, really strong.
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(chuckles):
I am a little bored.
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(growling)
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What the heck?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Mac?
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Dee?
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Frank?
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Is this a joke?
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Cricket?
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Uncle Jack?
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-Is this a joke?
-(growling)
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(gasps)
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(growling continues)
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It's only my imagination.
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It's only my imagination.
It's only my imagination.
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*
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(gasps)
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(panting)
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Okay.
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So, he tries to punch me.
He misses.
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-Oh.
-He misses. What an idiot, huh?
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-Yeah.
-(laughs)
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I got it.
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(door rattling)
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-Hey, idiot.
-What?
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Read the sign.
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"Closed for salmonella
because Super Bowl."
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Well, which one is it?
Is it closed for salmonella,
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-or is it closed
for the Super Bowl?
-I don't know.
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Burglars.
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-(panting)
-(chatter continues outside)
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Thi-This is my bar.
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(panting)
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I have to defend it.
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Ah, I know.
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* Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock *
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* Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring *
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-* Snowin' and blowin' up *
-(shouts)
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* Bushels of fun *
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* Now the jingle hop has begun *
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* Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock *
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* Jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time *
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* Dancin' and prancin'
in Jingle Bell Square *
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* In the frosty air *
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* What a bright time,
it's the right time *
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-* To rock the night away *
-(grunting)
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* Jingle bell time
is a swell time *
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* To go glidin'
in a one-horse sleigh *
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* Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet *
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* Jingle around the clock *
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* Mix and a-mingle
in the jinglin' feet. *
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(screaming)
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(screaming continues)
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(groaning)
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Ooh, ooh, that's a gusher.
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I got to stop the bleeding.
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Help! Help!
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(sighs)
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, okay. Okay.
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-(groaning)
-(chains clattering)
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(groaning loudly)
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(panting)
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(pants, shrieks)
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Oh, God.
Oh, this is gonna suck.
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(panting)
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Oh! Shit!
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(groans)
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Okay.
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(panting)
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-(sizzling)
-(yells)
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(groans)
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MALE VOICE:
It's time for the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
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(groaning)
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Oh, man.
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(groans)
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-(indistinct, excited chatter)
-What?
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-(cheers and applause)
-(horn honking)
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How is the game starting? Uh...
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How did I lose an entire day?!
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Oh, shit,
I got to get the TV on!
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(yells)
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(crying)
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Oh, shit.
Hey, uh, help?
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(panting)
Oh, who am I kidding, man?
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No one's gonna leave
their TVs right now.
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My colors.
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I-I didn't do my color rituals.
Guys,
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you're gonna lose the game
because of me!
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I'm so sorry I let you guy...
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I let you guys down, man.
I didn't...
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Oh, I blew it.
(crying)
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It's gonna be my fault.
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(squeaking, sniffing)
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Hey. Hey there, fella.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Be careful. Don't-don't...
don't go by the traps.
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Don't... Come here,
come here, come here.
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Come here, come here,
come here. Come here. I got you.
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-You're gonna be okay.
-(squeaking)
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'Cause I know what it's like
to be caught in a trap now,
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and it's not okay.
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I won't let you get caught
in a trap, okay?
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You're so cute and tiny and...
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and brown.
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Healthy-looking fellow, huh?
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Ah. The brown is down.
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The brown is down.
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Wasn't too bad.
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-(cheering)
-(horn tooting)
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Eagles must have scored.
It's working!
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All right. All right,
let's get that TV on.
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(laughing)
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(laughing maniacally)
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I ate my brown, and it worked!
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(laughing):
I ate my brown!
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(laughing)
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Although I got a feeling
that's gonna
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come back to haunt me later.
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No, right now.
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(retching)
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(whimpers, groans)
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Never, ever, ever, ever,
ever eat a rat.
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-* Risin' up... *
-(gasps)
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-(people booing, jeering)
-(horns honking)
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-(groans)
-(booing and jeering continues)
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(groans, mutters)
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Oh, man, that sounds
like the Pats scored, huh?
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00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,907
Okay, I-I just got to keep going
with my colors, right?
253
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,240
All right, that's what I'm gonna
do. I'm-I'm gonna keep going.
254
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,075
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna wear green.
255
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,480
I'm gonna drink yellow.
All right.
256
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,252
Green. What's-what's green?
What's green?
257
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,751
What can I...?
258
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,224
Okay, I got it.
259
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,922
Okay, boys, I got it.
260
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,324
Here's the play.
261
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:30,255
I'm not gonna
let you fellas down.
262
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,730
I'm gonna untie my shoes,
263
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,730
I'm gonna toss them
over the rope.
264
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,602
That's gonna lower
that green paint can down to me.
265
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,770
(groans)
266
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,270
(crying)
267
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,401
(laughing)
268
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,336
(crying)
269
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,783
Shoes goes up.
270
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,939
Soar like an Eagle!
271
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,948
Aah!
Okay, boys,
272
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,780
I'm not gonna let you down.
273
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,786
Soar like an Eagle! Yeah!
274
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,425
Oh, shit.
275
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,071
Okay, plan B.
276
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,470
(booing, honking in distance)
277
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,201
Oh, no. Okay.
278
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,037
(panting)
Bear with me.
279
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,912
(yells, whimpers)
All right.
280
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,641
Let's chew through this bad boy.
281
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,305
I'm gonna chew through it.
(grunts)
282
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,050
(spits, grunts)
283
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,322
There we go. Okay.
284
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,751
Here we go.
285
00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:37,832
(strained):
Oh, no.
286
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,328
All right.
287
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,989
I'm just gonna have to catch it.
288
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,998
One...
(panting)
289
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,330
two...
290
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,504
three.
291
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,835
(groans)
292
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,284
(coughing)
293
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,108
(groans)
294
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,184
(coughing)
295
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,953
Okay, I'm green.
296
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,622
-(groans) That's...
-(cheering, honking in distance)
297
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,791
Nice. Sounds like it's working.
298
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,120
All right.
299
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,855
Got to get some yellow.
(grunts)
300
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,861
Got to get some yellow!
Got to drink some beers, boys!
301
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,334
(whoops)
302
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,432
(crying)
303
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,034
(grunts)
304
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,996
(coughing)
305
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,944
(laughs)
306
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:23,940
I'm coming, beer!
307
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,811
I'm gonna get my yellow!
308
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,544
(grunts)
309
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:35,222
Oh, shit!
310
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,048
(pants)
I'm stuck.
311
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:38,224
(grunts)
312
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,091
(yelling)
313
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,533
(yells)
314
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,388
(panting)
315
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,757
(grunting)
316
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,607
(grunts)
317
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,580
Oh!
318
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:08,622
(crying)
319
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,050
(clinking)
320
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,386
(grunting)
321
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,093
(crying)
322
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,555
Not enough yellow!
323
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,062
-(panting)
-(booing in distance)
324
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,404
Where the hell
am I gonna get some yellow?
325
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,496
-(urinates)
-Oh, God.
326
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,265
Oh, God.
327
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,106
Oh, this is awful.
328
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,782
JASON KELCE:
You can do it, Charlie.
You drink that yellow.
329
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,011
You got us here!
330
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,447
Now finish what you started.
331
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,681
Whoa. Hey, dudes.
332
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,446
Finish your color rituals.
333
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,745
Okay. Here goes!
334
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,256
Go, Eagles!
335
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,959
(gulping)
336
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,031
Oh, that was rough.
337
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,190
Now turn on that TV.
338
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,257
Yeah!
339
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,795
Oh!
340
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,469
I don't think
I can get there, boys.
341
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,699
You watched every game
this season-- you can't miss
342
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,973
the end
of the most important one.
343
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,142
Oh, come on, man.
344
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,140
I did the color rituals.
Isn't that enough?
345
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:06,812
The only reason
the Eagles made it this far
346
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,539
is because
of your superstitions.
347
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,975
The rituals. They say
you're caught in a bear trap.
348
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,811
They say you lost
two quarts of blood.
349
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,105
They say you're hallucinating!
350
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,377
Who's "they"?
351
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,975
Everyone who didn't believe
in you.
352
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,287
And I got two words for them:
fuck 'em!
353
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,119
-Right!
-You've got this, Charlie.
You're an Eagle.
354
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,985
-Yeah!
-Now go turn on that TV!
355
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,964
Yeah! (whoops)
Here I go!
356
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,164
-Yeah, come on, Charlie.
You got this.
-Come on, Charlie.
357
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,725
(muttering, laughs)
358
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,633
(grunting)
359
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,425
-Come on, Charlie. Come on!
-Pull that chain! Pull it!
360
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,897
(Charlie shouts)
361
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,635
-Yeah!
-(laughing)
362
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,470
-Come on, Charlie.
You can do this, baby.
-Let's go.
363
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,477
Oh, glass!
364
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,739
-I stepped right on the glass!
-Yeah,
365
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,247
-but keep pushing, man.
-No pain, no gain!
-(groans)
366
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,779
Okay. I got it.
367
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,192
-Oh!
-Oh!
-(screams)
368
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,189
I forgot about that one!
369
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,021
Why would anybody do that
to anybody?
370
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,086
-Fight through it.
Fight through the pain!
-(mutters)
371
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,425
-Come on, come on.
-Move, move.
-(groaning)
372
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,030
Oh, I forgot...
(yells)
373
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,032
-Oh!
-Shit! (groans)
374
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,334
Come on, man. You got it. You
took that one, eh? Keep going,
375
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,866
-Charlie.
-(straining)
376
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,601
-Come on, Charlie.
-Pull that chain!
377
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,697
-BOTH: Pull that chain!
Pull that chain!
-I am pulling,
378
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,668
you big fat assholes!
379
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,276
-(groans)
-There's some slack in here.
Pull it.
380
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,878
-(crying)
-There you go.
381
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,049
Come on, Charlie.
382
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,049
(strains)
I can't do it!
383
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:23,051
(groans)
I can't do it.
384
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,523
No, no, it's too hard.
385
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,852
No, the trap.
It was designed for animals.
386
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,217
Yeah. So?
387
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,556
You're a human, dude.
388
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,561
Use your thumbs.
389
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,703
-What do you mean,
use my thumbs?
-There's a release lever
390
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,898
on the bottom. Thumbs.
391
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,030
What?!
392
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,237
Well, why didn't you tell me
there was a release lever?!
393
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,240
You bought the trap, Charlie.
394
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,212
I only know
about the release lever
395
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,910
because you know
about the release lever.
396
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,581
Y-You get that, right?
397
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,910
Yeah, no, I-I totally get that.
398
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,576
-He's not getting it.
-We're-we're not real.
-No, I get it.
399
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,715
Quick question:
where is the release lever?
400
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,521
-It's on the bottom!
-It's on the bottom!
401
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,693
-The bottom of the trap.
-Yeah. You set it up.
402
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,761
I see it. Okay.
(grunts)
403
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,831
-(straining)
-(creaking)
404
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,929
Oh!
405
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,530
(pained laughing)
406
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,874
COMMENTATOR:
Patriots with the ball
at their own
407
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,669
-nine yard line.
-Oh!
408
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,571
Oh, Brady's got the ball.
The ball... What?!
409
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,274
Brady's got the ball
with time on the clock!?
410
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,436
Oh, shit, what happened?
What changed?
411
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,084
Yeah... you're gonna
412
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,440
-have to get back in that trap.
-Yeah.
413
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,677
Aw, come on, man. You
just told me to get out of it.
414
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,954
Yeah, that was before
Brady had the ball.
415
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,952
(groans) Does it have to be
the same leg or...
416
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,194
-Yeah.
-Same leg.
-Damn it!
417
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,191
Are you sure this is gonna work?
418
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,193
Every single thing
that every fan does,
419
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,785
at home or at the stadium, makes
a direct impact in the game.
420
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,398
Aw... shit.
421
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,131
* Fly, Eagles, fly *
422
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,967
-* On the road to victory *
-* Fight, fight, fight *
423
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:54,143
* Fight, Eagles, fight *
424
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,614
* Score a touchdown,
one, two, three *
425
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,983
* One, two, three *
426
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,450
* Hit 'em low *
427
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,279
* Hit 'em high *
428
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,124
* And watch our Eagles fly *
429
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,292
* Fly, Eagles, fly *
430
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:12,161
* On the road to victory. *
431
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,592
E-A-G-L-E-S!
432
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,797
Eagles!
433
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,268
E-A-G-L-E-S!
434
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,498
Eagles!
435
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,505
(trio chanting backwards)
436
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,511
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