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THERE IS A STORY SOME KIDS
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TELL OF WHEN THE WORLD WAS RULED
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BY AN EVIL ADULT... A STORY
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ABOUT A BOY, A BOOK, AND A TREE.
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[ ALL MOANING ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ PANTING ]
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WAIT FOR ME-E-E-E!
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OHHHH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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C-O-O-OME BACK!
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YOU CAN'T JUST RUN OFF IN THE
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MIDDLE OF YOUR SHIFT!
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PAPPY'S GONNA BE AWFULLY SORE!
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OH, LET HIM, BEN.
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WE'VE BEEN SLAVING AWAY, MAKING
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TAPIOCA FOR HIM FOR "ELEVENTY"
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HUNDRED DAYS STRAIGHT!
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AND ALL HE DOES IS SNEER, LIKE
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HE'S THE EVIL KING OF THE WORLD
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OR SOMETHING.
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HE IS THE EVIL KING OF THE
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WORLD!
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WELL, I'M SICK OF IT!
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I JUST WISH WE COULD... I DON'T
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KNOW... FIGHT BACK OR SOMETHING!
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WHOA!
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CHECK IT OUT!
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HEY!
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WHERE YOU GOING?!
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WHAT IS THIS PLA...
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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AAAHHHH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ GROANING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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WHAT'S THAT?
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"THE BOOK OF... K.N.D."?
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J-JUST PUT IT BACK AND LET'S
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GO!
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THIS PLACE IS CREEPING ME OUT.
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BE QUIET, BEN.
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I'M READING.
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WELL, READ FASTER!
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COOL!
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THIS BOOK'S SOME KIND OF
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INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR BATTLING
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ADULT TYRANNY.
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IT SHOWS HOW TO SET UP SECRET
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TREE HOUSES AND EVERYTHING.
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AND CHECK IT OUT.
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THERE'S A SECTION FOR EACH KID
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TO WRITE DOWN HIS OWN STORY.
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WE ARE NOT GONNA HAVE A STORY
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IF PAPPY FINDS US HERE!
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DON'T YOU SEE, BEN?
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NOW WE HAVE THE TOOLS TO FIGHT
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BACK.
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WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER
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PLACE FOR US, FOR ALL KIDS.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF
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CHANCE WE'D HAVE AGAINST PAPPY'S
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POWERS?
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ZERO!
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BOYS, WHERE ARE YOU?!
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SEE?!
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BEN, TOGETHER WE CAN DO THIS.
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I KNOW WE CAN.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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BOYS?!
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SORRY.
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SO, THAT'S IT?
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YOU THINK THERE'S NO HOPE?
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YOU THINK I HAVE ZERO CHANCE?!
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WELL, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE
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NUMBUH ZERO CAN DO.
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[ ALL MOANING ]
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YEAH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!
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WE'RE SAVED!
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[ PAPPY ROARS ]
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TO THINK MY OWN SON WOULD
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REBEL AGAINST MY EVIL POWER!
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I'M GIVING YOU JUST THREE
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SECONDS TO GO TO YOUR ROOM...
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OR ELSE!
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3...
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2...
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1...
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ZERO!
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UH-OH.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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SOME KIDS SAY NUMBUH ZERO'S
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VICTORY THAT DAY WAS THE DAWN OF
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THE SEVENTH AGE OF THE KIDS NEXT
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DOOR.
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OTHERS SAY THIS STORY IS ONLY
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MAKE-BELIEVE.
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THERE NEVER WAS A NUMBUH ZERO,
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AND THERE IS NO "BOOK OF K.N.D."
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BUT I BELIEVE THE BOOK EXISTS,
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AND I KNOW WHAT I WILL WRITE IN
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THOSE PAGES IF I EVER FIND IT.
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FIVE WORDS ONLY... "I AM KIDS
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NEXT DOOR."
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Captions by VITAC...
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www.vitac.com
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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NUMBUH 1!
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HEY!
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KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE
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STATIONS!
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SPECIAL DELIVERY, COURTESY OF...
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NUMBUH 1, SUPREME COMMANDER
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OF KIDS NEXT DOOR SECTOR "V."
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET ME SAY
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MY NAME, NUMBUH 101.
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SORRY!
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I'M JUST SO EXCITED YOU MADE IT
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IN TIME.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I
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COULD HAVE HELD OUT.
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DELICIOUS!
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ICE CREAM?
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YOU WASTED MY VALUABLE TIME JUST
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TO GET YOU AN ICE-CREAM CONE?!
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NUMBUH 86 SAID I COULD.
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AH!
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THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL, IT HAD
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BETTER BE IMPORTANT!
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[ GULPS ]
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AAH!
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NOW WHERE WAS I?
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AH, YES, WELCOME TO THE KIDS
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NEXT DOOR SERIOUSLY COOL MUSEUM
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OF ARTIFACTS AND STUFF.
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[ ALL GASP ]
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STEP LIVELY, PEOPLE... LOTS TO
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SEE.
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HERE WE HAVE SOME OF OUR
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EARLIEST 2x4 TECHNOLOGY, SO
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PRIMITIVE, IN FACT, THAT IT
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DOESN'T EVEN USE RUBBER BANDS OR
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STYROFOAM CUPS.
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EXCUSE ME, MR. 101, SIR, WHAT
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IS THIS?
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THAT, MY DEAR SONIA, IS THE
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ONE AND ONLY RECOMMISSIONING
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DEVICE SAID TO BE BUILT BY
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NUMBUH ZERO HIMSELF.
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IT COULD REAWAKEN ANYONE'S
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MEMORIES, EVEN IF THEIR MINDS
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HAVE BEEN WIPED CLEAN IN ONE OF
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OUR DECOMMISSIONING CHAMBERS.
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DOES IT WORK?
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OH!
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IF YOU KNEW YOUR KIDS NEXT
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DOOR HISTORY, YOU'D BE AWARE
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THAT IT WAS DAMAGED BEYOND
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REPAIR IN THE GREAT JUNIOR-HIGH
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REBELLION OF '99!
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HONESTLY!
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SORRY.
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OH, NEVER MIND THAT.
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IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING
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THAT'S COOL AND WORKS, FOLLOW
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ME.
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IT'S RIGHT THIS WAY, PAST THE
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FOOD COURT AND GALLERY OF
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SUPERVILLAINY.
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[ ALL MUTTERING ]
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OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
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DON'T BE CHICKEN.
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THEY'RE JUST STATUES SCULPTED
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OUT OF NUMBUH 191's EAR WAX.
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EW!
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HERE WE ARE.
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BEHOLD MY GREATEST INVENTION.
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UH, THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE A
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CALCULATOR.
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FOOLS!
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THIS IS A K.N.D.N.A. TRACER.
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WITH JUST A TINY TRACE ELEMENT
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OF DNA... AN OLD, CHEWED-UP GUM
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WAD, SWEATY SOCK, OR A BOOGER...
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IT CAN TRACK ANYTHING, EVEN THE
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TRUE IDENTITY OF NUMBUH ZERO!
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AND YES, IT'S ALSO A CALCULATOR.
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OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
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NUMBUH ZERO'S A MYTH.
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MY BIG SISTER SAID SO, AND SHE
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SHOULD KNOW, 'CAUSE SHE'S
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NUMBUH 362 AND ALL.
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NUMBUH ZERO'S ABOUT AS REAL AS
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THAT STATUE OF KNIGHTBRACE BACK
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THERE.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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I SMELL TOOTH DECAY!
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NO NEED TO BE SCARED,
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RIGHT, LEE?
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IT'S ALL OF US AGAINST ONLY ONE
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OF HIM.
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WRONG, YOU BRATS!
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MR. BOSS!
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CRAZY, OLD CAT LADY!
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MR. FIBB!
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TOUR GROUP "F," BATTLE STATIONS!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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CHARGE!
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[ PANTING ]
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NO!
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MY DIORAMA OF THE MISSING SECTOR
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"Z."
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I WORKED ALL WEEK ON THAT.
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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TIME FOR A CHECKUP FROM THE
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FLUORIDE FURY, KNIGHTBRACE!
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NO!
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OH, MAY FUTURE KIDS NEXT DOOR
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FORGIVE ME.
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WHOA!
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HUH?
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WHAA!
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BROKEN BICUSPIDS...
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MASHED MOLARS...
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IMPACTED INCISORS.
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OH-AAHHH!
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[ SIGHS ]
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HEY, ARE THOSE SOUVENIR HATS?
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I'LL TAKE TWO.
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GOT TO GET HELP.
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ALERT, ALERT.
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CALLING SECTOR "V."
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CALLING SECTOR "V."
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CALLING SECTOR "V."
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YEAH, I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED
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TO GO FISHING TODAY, DAD.
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NO, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE
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SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH YOU.
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IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, MORE COOL
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HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS THAN
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WITH MY DAD.
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[ MONITOR BEEPING ]
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INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM
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MOON BASE.
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AND A PRIORITY-ENCRYPTED
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TRIPLE-DISTRESS CODE FROM
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NUMBUH 101 AT KIDS NEXT DOOR
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MUSEUM.
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SAID THIS TIME IT'S IMPORTANT.
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S CALLING
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FROM THE MALL.
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SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF
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SOCKS YOU WANT.
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GOT TO GO, DAD.
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SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAS COME UP.
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NUMBUH 5, MOON BASE ON SCREEN.
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NUMBUH 1, GET YOUR LAZY BUTT
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UP TO THE MOON BASE RIGHT NOW!
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SORRY, NUMBUH 86, NO TIME FOR
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ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR SILLY
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ICE-CREAM DELIVERIES.
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I'VE GOT A REAL EMERGENCY TO
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DEAL WITH.
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SILLY?!
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I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT
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ORDER...
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NUMBUH 2, GET US BACK TO THE
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MUSEUM NOW.
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NUMBUH 4, READY THE WEAPONS.
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NUMBUH 5, I WANT A FULL TACTICAL
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READOUT YESTERDAY.
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AND, NUMBUH 3, TELL MY
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GIRLFRIEND COTTON.
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THESE WOOL SOCKS ARE TOO ITCHY.
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THAT BOY HUNG UP ON ME!
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WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
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HAIL SECTORS "P," "D," AND "Q"
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INSTEAD... ON THE DOUBLE!
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WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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OLD STICKYBEARD HEARS THERE'S
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BLURPLEBERRY ICE CREAM IN THAT
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BASE.
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WHO WANTS SOME, LADS?
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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AH HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA!
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BRUSH-A, BRUSH-A, BRUSH-A!
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HA HA HA HA!
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GOOD THING THE SUPERCHAIR HAD
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CLEAN UNDIES ON TODAY, MR. WINK.
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MOST FORTUNATE INDEED,
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MR. FIBB.
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NOW, CHILDRENS, PREPARE TO
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FEEL THE WRATH OF
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COUNT SPANKULOT!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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OOH! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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HEY, SPANKAHOLIC, TIME TO
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TEACH YOU THE AUSTRALIAN WORD
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FOR OUCH.
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RIDICULOUSNESS!
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AND THOSE WHO FAIL TO REALIZE
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THAT THE AUSTRALIAN WORD FOR
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"OUCH" WOULD STILL BE OUCH WILL
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BE...
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IS THAT A K-KANGAROO?
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YAAHHH!
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THAT'S HOW YOU SAY OUCH IN
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AUSTRALIAN.
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HELP!
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COME BACK, YOU SKINNY BOY!
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GRAMMA STUFFUM ISN'T DONE
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FEEDING YOU YET!
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AAH!
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ALL RIGHT, BRING ON THE NEXT
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COURSE!
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SUCH A STEELY APPETITE.
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MAYBE YOU LIKE BETTER
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GRAMMA STUFFUM'S CHEF SURPRISE!
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IMPOSSIBLE!
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NO ONE CAN EAT THAT MUCH REFRIED
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PLATYPUS INTESTINE!
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PLATYPUS?!
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NO, THIS KITTY'S THE MOST
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HUGGABLE!
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OH, NO... NO, WAIT.
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THIS KITTY'S THE MOST HUGGABLE!
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OH, NO, NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT,
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WAIT.
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THIS KITTY'S DEFINITELY THE
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MOST...
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO STRIKE
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TERROR IN YOUR SOUL.
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OH, OKAY.
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AAAHHHH!
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NO, THIS KITTY'S THE MOST
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HUGGABLE!
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LOOKS LIKE I FINALLY GET TO
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TRY OUT MY NEW MOVE...
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GUARANTEED TO TAKE OUT FOUR
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ENEMIES IN ONE SHOT.
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RETREAT!
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MOVE IT!
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LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
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BACK TO THE CONVENTION CENTER.
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AW!
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I WANTED TO TRY MY NEW MOVE.
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
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GO BACK TO YOUR CONVENTION
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CENTER.
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OH, IT'S SO COOL TO BE
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FINALLY SAVED BY THE ILLUSTRIOUS
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SECTOR "V."
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YOU KNOW, I HAVE ALL KINDS OF
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SECTOR "V" STUFF... NUMBUH 5's
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BLURPLEBERRY SUPREME, NUMBUH 4's
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REPORT THAT SICKENED THE
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WERE-POODLE.
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OH!
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I'VE EVEN GOT THE ORIGINAL
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RAINBOW MONKEY UNDERWEAR
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NUMBUH 1 WORE WHEN THE
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN TRIED TO
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BLACKMAIL HIM WITH A BUTT PHOTO!
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00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,767
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SNEAKING
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INTO MY ROOM AND STEALING MY
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STUFF, MATT?
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I'VE JUST GOT TO GET YOUR
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AUTOGRAPHS.
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I MEAN, I OBVIOUSLY HAVE ALL
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YOUR AUTOGRAPHS ALREADY, BUT NOT
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IN RED!
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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NUMBUH 5 SAY WE SPLIT BEFORE
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FAN BOY FINDS A CRAYON.
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NO, NO, LET'S GET OUT OF
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HERE.
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WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
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00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,833
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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WAAHHH!
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WE CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGER!
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THAT'S OKAY.
386
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,167
I DON'T NEED MUCH TIME TO WHUP
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THESE PIRATES BACK TO CANDYLAND.
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ALL I NEED IS A SITUATION
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REPORT.
390
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,033
SITUATION?!
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OUR SITUATION IS WATCHING THE
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MOON BASE GET BLASTED TO BITS
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BECAUSE YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME
394
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,567
GETTING HERE!
395
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THE COTTON-CANDY FACTORY'S ON
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OVERLOAD.
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00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,153
ALL DECOMMISSIONING CHAMBERS
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EXCEPT FOR CHAMBER THREE ARE
399
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DESTROYED.
400
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,967
AND THE VIDEO-GAME ROOM IS OUT
401
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OF TOKENS.
402
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,700
DO WE STILL HAVE
403
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PRETZEL-MAKING CAPABILITIES?
404
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:29,133
YEAH, BUT I DON'T SEE WHAT
405
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DIFFERENCE...
406
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,767
END TRANSMISSION.
407
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IT'S TIME TO PUT THE "IRATE"
408
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,167
BACK IN PIRATE, PEOPLE.
409
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,600
ON MY MARK, NUMBUH 2.
410
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,567
ENGAGE!
411
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:45,433
KIDS NEXT DOOR...
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00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,833
SHABBY CAMPER ACTUALLY MAKES
413
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PERFECT EMERGENCY RESCUE
414
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SHUTTLE, OBVIOUSLY
415
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OVERWHELMINGLY PROVIDING REALLY
416
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,667
EXCELLENTLY MASSIVE EXTRAS.
417
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:58,300
WHOO-HOO!
418
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DARR!
419
00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,700
'TIS ME NOUGATY NEMESISES...
420
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,033
SECTOR "V."
421
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HARD TO STARBOARD!
422
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,200
AND LOAD MORE GUM BALLS!
423
00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:10,367
TARGET LOCK ACQUIRED.
424
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,767
AUTO-DESTRUCT ENGAGED.
425
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,500
READY TO BLOW MY NOSE!
426
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:17,133
THIS WILL TAKE PERFECT AIM
427
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,500
AND TIMING, OLD FRIEND.
428
00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:19,833
YOU SURE YOU CAN DO IT?
429
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:23,100
NOPE.
430
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,067
[ BEEPING ]
431
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:26,767
WAIT A MINUTE.
432
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,500
IS NUMBUH 1 AIMING HIS SHIP...
433
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,900
TO CRASH DIRECTLY INTO...
434
00:19:31,967 --> 00:19:33,400
ME?!
435
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,300
ALL SHIPS CONVERGE ON THE
436
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:36,567
SWEET VICTORY.
437
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:38,233
AND BLAST THOSE LOUSY
438
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,767
LANDLUBBERS OUT OF THE SKY NOW!
439
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:55,367
AUTO-DESTRUCT ENGAGED.
440
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,933
STOP THEM!
441
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,467
BLAST THEM!
442
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,033
OH, SOUR BALLS.
443
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:08,000
NOW!
444
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:10,167
HUH?
445
00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:11,567
[ BEEPS ]
446
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,467
NOW THAT IDIOT'S HEADING
447
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:14,133
FOR...
448
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,167
MY MOON BASE!
449
00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:19,300
IMPACT IN 3... W... 9...
450
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:22,733
NUMBUH 3, BLOW YOUR NOSE!
451
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,033
HA HA!
452
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,033
THERE! THERE!
453
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,500
I SEE IT!
454
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,467
AUTO-DESTRUCT ENGAGED.
455
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:43,200
TIME TO HAUL IT!
456
00:20:43,267 --> 00:20:47,433
OUT! EVERYBODY OUT!
457
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,300
AUTO-DESTRUCT FINAL
458
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,367
COUNTDOWN.
459
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,967
20... 19...
460
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,567
SPECIAL DELIVERY FROM
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00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:57,633
NUMBUH 1, YOU SALTY, OLD PIRATE.
462
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,800
WE'RE SAVED, ME HEARTIES!
463
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:07,533
BREAK OUT THE CHOCOLATE DIP.
464
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,267
HUH?
465
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:11,533
3... 2... 1.
466
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:18,067
BYE-BYE.
467
00:21:18,133 --> 00:21:20,100
[ ALL YELLING ]
468
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:22,300
I'M SALTY!
469
00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:23,700
GET IT OFF!
470
00:21:23,767 --> 00:21:25,067
GET IT OFF!
471
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:27,733
I CAN'T TASTE ME HAND!
472
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,367
RETREAT!
473
00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:31,567
ALL SALTY!
474
00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:35,533
NO LONGER SWEET!
475
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,100
MAN, NUMBUH 1, I'M GLAD I'LL
476
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,167
NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT YOU.
477
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,300
YOU'RE CRAZY.
478
00:21:45,467 --> 00:21:47,900
NIGEL UNO, I HAVE ONE THING
479
00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:49,233
TO SAY TO YOU.
480
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,133
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
481
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,167
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN
482
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,833
IGNORE A DIRECT ORDER?
483
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,467
I HAD TO SAVE THE MUSEUM.
484
00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,233
IT CONTAINS ALL KNOWN ARTIFACTS
485
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,233
OF NUMBUH ZERO.
486
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,233
IT WAS A DIVERSION, BALDY!
487
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:03,233
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, SOME
488
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:04,867
SUPERVILLAIN MANAGED TO
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00:22:04,933 --> 00:22:07,067
COORDINATE ALL OUR SWORN ENEMIES
490
00:22:07,133 --> 00:22:09,000
TO ATTACK US SIMULTANEOUSLY.
491
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:11,100
AS SUPREME COMMANDER, IT IS MY
492
00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,267
JOB TO DECIDE WHAT THE VILLAINS'
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00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,167
TRUE OBJECTIVE IS SO WE CAN
494
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,867
COUNTERATTACK AS A TEAM!
495
00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:18,867
YOU CAN'T JUST DECIDE WHAT THE
496
00:22:18,933 --> 00:22:20,633
BATTLE PRIORITIES ARE BY
497
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:21,600
YOURSELF!
498
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,367
MY TEAM SAVED THE MUSEUM AND
499
00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:24,367
THE MOON BASE.
500
00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:26,233
EVEN IF IT WAS A DIVERSION, THE
501
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,967
MUSEUM IS ALWAYS A PRIORITY.
502
00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:30,200
IT'S A SHRINE TO NUMBUH ZERO.
503
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,400
IT'S AN INSPIRATION FOR KIDS
504
00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:34,767
WORLDWIDE... AN INSPIRATION FOR
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ME.
506
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:37,100
[ CRYING ]
507
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:38,533
BEAUTIFUL.
508
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,500
UGH!
509
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,067
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE I'M TALKING
510
00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:41,933
ABOUT.
511
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,433
IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE, WE
512
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,167
DON'T NEED DREAMERS WHO ONLY
513
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,000
CARE ABOUT MADE-UP HEROES LIKE
514
00:22:47,067 --> 00:22:47,900
NUMBUH ZERO.
515
00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,967
YOU'RE A BRAVE KID, NIGEL, BUT
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00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,800
YOU ONLY SAVED US BY BEING
517
00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:53,200
RECKLESS AND LUCKY.
518
00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:54,833
LUCK IS LIKE ICE CREAM.
519
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:56,633
IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER.
520
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:58,233
I WAS GOING TO OFFER YOU THE
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00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,767
POSITION OF GLOBAL TACTICAL
522
00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:01,300
OFFICER, BUT I WON'T TAKE A
523
00:23:01,367 --> 00:23:02,933
CHANCE ON A BOY WHO FLIES OFF
524
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,567
THE HANDLE BEFORE HE LISTENS.
525
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:06,467
SO I'M GIVING THE POST TO
526
00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:07,400
NUMBUH 86.
527
00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:08,700
YES!
528
00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:11,233
IN YOUR FACE, BOY!
529
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,633
YEE-HA!
530
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:13,700
[ ALARM BLARES ]
531
00:23:13,733 --> 00:23:15,467
INCOMING MESSAGE ON PRIORITY
532
00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:16,700
EMERGENCY FREQUENCY.
533
00:23:16,767 --> 00:23:19,633
THIS IS NUMBUH 101.
534
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,800
DO YOU READ ME?
535
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:23,333
HELLO!
536
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,233
THIS IS THE NEW GLOBAL TACTICAL
537
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,833
OFFICER, NUMBUH 86.
538
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:31,467
WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR
539
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:32,267
EMERGENCY?
540
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,200
OH, NUMBUH 1 AND HIS TEAM
541
00:23:34,267 --> 00:23:36,167
LEFT BEFORE I COULD GET THEIR
542
00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:37,100
AUTOGRAPHS.
543
00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:39,200
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, I'VE ALREADY
544
00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:41,333
GOT THEIR AUTOGRAPHS, BUT NOT IN
545
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,133
RED.
546
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,800
THAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?!
547
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:44,733
WELL, YEAH!
548
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,467
I MEAN, AUTOGRAPHS ARE SO MUCH
549
00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:48,300
MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOME MISSING
550
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:49,667
RECOMMISSIONING MODULE.
551
00:23:49,733 --> 00:23:50,567
HUH?
552
00:23:50,633 --> 00:23:51,967
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
553
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:53,633
A BAD GUY WOULD BOTHER STEALING
554
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:54,433
IT.
555
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,509
THE THING'S DAMAGED BEYOND
556
00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:56,367
REPAIR, RIGHT?
557
00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:58,100
RIGHT... BEYOND REPAIR.
558
00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,633
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
559
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:01,600
EXCUSE US, NUMBUH 86, BUT IS
560
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,467
THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO
561
00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:03,967
SAY?
562
00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:05,167
FANNY?
563
00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:06,767
UM, THE MODULE IS
564
00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:07,867
OPERATIONAL.
565
00:24:07,933 --> 00:24:09,800
I USED IT TO RECOMMISSION
566
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,000
SECTOR "V" AFTER THE INCIDENT
567
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:13,367
WITH NUMBUH 274.
568
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:15,600
I MEAN, CHAD TURNING TRAITOR.
569
00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:17,867
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SAFER IF
570
00:24:17,933 --> 00:24:19,000
NOBODY KNEW.
571
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:21,400
SO I SENT IT BACK TO THE MUSEUM.
572
00:24:21,467 --> 00:24:22,533
WITH A WORKING
573
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,100
RECOMMISSIONING MODULE, A
574
00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:25,667
VILLAIN COULD RESTORE THE
575
00:24:25,733 --> 00:24:27,400
MEMORIES OF ANY FORMER KIDS
576
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,267
NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES, EVEN IF
577
00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:30,333
THEY'RE ADULTS.
578
00:24:30,367 --> 00:24:32,633
ADULTS WHO WOULD KNOW ALL OUR
579
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:33,533
SECRETS.
580
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,880
THEN THE MOON-BASE ATTACK WAS
581
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,367
A DIVERSION, AND WHO'S EVER
582
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,467
PLANNING THIS IS...
583
00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,333
THE CONVENTION CENTER!
584
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,833
NO, WAIT, NUMBUH 1!
585
00:24:41,900 --> 00:24:44,833
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
586
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:54,467
WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT COMING UP
587
00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:55,733
WITH A PLAN?
588
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:05,667
[VILLAINS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
589
00:25:05,733 --> 00:25:08,400
MY FELLOW ADULTS, THANK YOU
590
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,733
ALL FOR JOINING ME TODAY.
591
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,800
FIRST OFF, I'D LIKE TO THANK
592
00:25:12,867 --> 00:25:15,133
GRAMMA STUFFUM FOR NOT PROVIDING
593
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,633
THE CATERING AT THE
594
00:25:16,700 --> 00:25:18,567
SUPERVILLAINS' CONVENTION.
595
00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:20,667
AND I WANT TO THANK EACH AND
596
00:25:20,733 --> 00:25:22,967
EVERY VILLAINOUS ONE OF YOU FOR
597
00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:25,067
TODAY'S ATTACKS ON THE HATED
598
00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:26,333
KIDS NEXT DOOR!
599
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,233
[ CROWD APPLAUDS ]
600
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,867
SERIOUSLY, GUYS, GOOD HUSTLE OUT
601
00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:30,700
THERE.
602
00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:32,167
FATHER?
603
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:34,333
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
604
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,367
TODAY, I SHALL RELEASE UPON
605
00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,900
THOSE BRATS THE WORLD'S MOST
606
00:25:38,967 --> 00:25:40,367
ULTIMATE EVIL.
607
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:43,133
WHAT, YOU ASK, CAN BE MORE EVIL
608
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,300
THAN ME, FATHER?
609
00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:46,433
OOH! OOH!
610
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,567
ME, ME!
611
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:48,433
PICK ME!
612
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,733
IS IT SOMEONE WHO WON'T FLUSH
613
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,700
AFTER HE USES THE TOILET?
614
00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,733
DON'T BE SO VERY RIDICULOUS,
615
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:54,700
TOILENATOR.
616
00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,167
IT IS SURELY GLOVE
617
00:25:56,233 --> 00:25:57,233
MANUFACTURERS.
618
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,600
MAYBE IT'S DOGS.
619
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,667
DOGS ARE EVIL!
620
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:01,767
HA!
621
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:03,533
HEY, TV EXECUTIVES, HUH?
622
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,867
FIRST OFF, THAT WAS A
623
00:26:04,933 --> 00:26:06,200
RHETORICAL QUESTION.
624
00:26:06,267 --> 00:26:07,700
EVERYBODY, IF YOU WOULD...
625
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,100
OLD MAGAZINES AT THE DOCTOR'S
626
00:26:10,167 --> 00:26:11,233
OFFICE.
627
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,100
SHUT UP!!
628
00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:16,000
YOU'RE ALL WRONG!
629
00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:18,867
THE ONE EVIL THAT IS GREATER
630
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:22,667
THAN I IS...
631
00:26:22,733 --> 00:26:25,300
GRANDFATHER!
632
00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:26,600
WHAT?
633
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:30,267
IS IT TIME FOR WEE-WEES ALREADY?
634
00:26:30,333 --> 00:26:32,400
THE GUY WHO DOESN'T FLUSH IS
635
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,133
SCARIER THAN THIS GEEZER.
636
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,133
THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T USED
637
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,367
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
638
00:26:37,433 --> 00:26:39,200
RECOMMISSIONING MODULE ON HIM
639
00:26:39,267 --> 00:26:40,133
YET.
640
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,700
THIS MAN... THIS HUNCHIFIED,
641
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,367
LIVER-SPOTTED CREATURE WITH HAIR
642
00:26:45,433 --> 00:26:47,167
GROWING OUT OF HIS EARS... WAS
643
00:26:47,233 --> 00:26:49,300
ONCE THE SUPREME POWER IN THE
644
00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:52,633
WORLD UNTIL HE WAS DEFEATED BY A
645
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:54,933
MISGUIDED BOY AND HIS STUPID
646
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,233
BOOK, A BOY WHO WIPED
647
00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,900
GRANDFATHER'S MEMORIES CLEAN AND
648
00:26:59,967 --> 00:27:02,300
EVAPORATED HIS POWERS BEFORE MY
649
00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:03,367
EYES.
650
00:27:03,433 --> 00:27:06,567
BUT NOW I, HIS SON, WILL RESTORE
651
00:27:06,633 --> 00:27:09,667
HIS EVIL ABILITIES, AND TOGETHER
652
00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,367
WE SHALL RETURN THE WORLD'S
653
00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:15,367
SNOTTY BRATS TO THEIR RIGHTFUL
654
00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,467
PLACE!
655
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,167
NOT WHILE NIGEL UNO IS
656
00:27:19,233 --> 00:27:19,967
AROUND.
657
00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:22,900
NUMBUH 1, DON'T DO IT!
658
00:27:22,967 --> 00:27:24,633
IT'S MY FAULT FATHER GOT HIS
659
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:25,867
HANDS ON THE MODULE.
660
00:27:25,933 --> 00:27:27,400
SO IT'S MY JOB TO STOP HIM.
661
00:27:27,467 --> 00:27:28,133
WAIT.
662
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,633
AND FURTHERMORE...
663
00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,200
OH, LOOK.
664
00:27:32,267 --> 00:27:35,600
IT'S NUMBUH 1... RIGHT ON
665
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,167
SCHEDULE.
666
00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:38,833
ACTUALLY, THE SCHEDULE SAYS
667
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:40,500
WE'VE GOT A COFFEE BREAK AFTER
668
00:27:40,567 --> 00:27:41,633
YOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS.
669
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,833
THE ONLY ONE TAKING A BREAK
670
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,867
TODAY IS LITTLE "NIGEY" FROM
671
00:27:45,933 --> 00:27:47,800
PLAYING TREE HOUSE WITH MY
672
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,033
LITTLE SISTER.
673
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,900
I'LL SHOW HER WHO...
674
00:27:50,967 --> 00:27:52,067
AAH!
675
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:55,400
LONG TIME NO SEE, K.N. DORKS.
676
00:27:55,467 --> 00:27:56,167
CHAD!
677
00:27:56,233 --> 00:27:57,867
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
678
00:27:57,933 --> 00:27:58,733
TRAITOR?
679
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,733
JUST PLAYING ON THE WINNING
680
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,700
TEAM.
681
00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,867
POOR, PREDICTABLE NIGEL UNO.
682
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:06,433
I KNEW YOU'D TRY TO RETRIEVE THE
683
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,533
DEVICE, EVEN IF IT WASN'T
684
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,600
OPERATIONAL.
685
00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:10,967
WHAT?!
686
00:28:11,033 --> 00:28:12,767
OH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
687
00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,933
THE RECOMMISSIONING DEVICE IS
688
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,333
USELESS WITHOUT AN ACTIVE KIDS
689
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,567
NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE'S GENETIC
690
00:28:19,633 --> 00:28:21,100
MATERIAL INSIDE IT.
691
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,267
AND IT LOOKS LIKE I COULDN'T
692
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,567
HAVE PICKED A BETTER OPERATIVE.
693
00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:28,067
YOU HAVE HANDED ME THE UTTER
694
00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:30,567
DESTRUCTION OF THE KIDS NEXT
695
00:28:30,633 --> 00:28:31,400
DOOR.
696
00:28:31,467 --> 00:28:34,167
HOW MUCH SWEETER THE VICTORY
697
00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:39,233
KNOWING IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
698
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,633
SO, SHALL WE BEGIN?
699
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,800
[ PLAYING "POP GOES
700
00:28:43,867 --> 00:28:45,833
[ THE WEASEL" ]
701
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,667
AAH! AAAHHH!
702
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:56,633
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
703
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,067
THANK YOU, SON.
704
00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,500
THANK YOU FOR REAWAKENING THE
705
00:29:16,567 --> 00:29:18,800
PURE EVIL THAT LAID DORMANT
706
00:29:18,867 --> 00:29:21,400
WITHIN ME FOR THESE MANY YEARS.
707
00:29:21,467 --> 00:29:22,967
MY PLEASURE...
708
00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:24,267
[ SNIFFLING ]
709
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,367
DAD!
710
00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:29,867
AND NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
711
00:29:29,933 --> 00:29:32,267
UM... EXCUSE ME?
712
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,333
YOU'VE ONLY REAWAKENED ME
713
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,567
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DESTROY THOSE
714
00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:38,467
IRKSOME KIDS NEXT DOOR BY
715
00:29:38,533 --> 00:29:39,333
YOURSELF.
716
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:39,833
BUT...
717
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:40,733
NACCH!
718
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,533
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?
719
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,067
I ALWAYS LIKED HIS OLDER BROTHER
720
00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:47,267
MORE ANYWAY, EVEN IF HE DID
721
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,867
DESTROY MY POWERS.
722
00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,133
KIDS... WHAT CAN YOU DO?
723
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:51,900
WHAT?
724
00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:53,767
ARE YOU STILL HERE?
725
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,300
BEAT IT!
726
00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:57,567
I'VE GOT BUSINESS WITH REAL
727
00:29:57,633 --> 00:30:01,033
VILLAINS.
728
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,833
DUMB, OLD RECOMMISSIONING
729
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:03,633
MODULE.
730
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,633
I HAD TO PUT MY FINGER UP
731
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,733
NUMBUH 1's NOSE FOR THIS,
732
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:08,900
PEOPLE?!
733
00:30:08,967 --> 00:30:11,333
MY FELLOW VILLAINS,
734
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,667
REVENGEFULLY, I MAKE THIS SOLEMN
735
00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:15,733
PLEDGE.
736
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,167
THIS TIME I WILL NOT LET A CHILD
737
00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:21,600
GET THE BETTER OF ME!
738
00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:23,833
NEVER AGAIN SHALL YOUNGSTERS
739
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:26,100
INTERRUPT MY TRANQUILITY WITH
740
00:30:26,167 --> 00:30:28,467
THEIR RUNNING AROUND AND THEIR
741
00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:30,967
LOUD MUSIC AND THEIR "CAN I HAVE
742
00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:31,900
A NICKEL?
743
00:30:31,967 --> 00:30:33,567
I WANT A NICKEL."
744
00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:35,867
NO, FOR THIS TIME I SHALL
745
00:30:35,933 --> 00:30:38,133
TRANSFORM EACH AND EVERY
746
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,833
SNOT-NOSED BRAT ON THIS PLANET
747
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,567
INTO ANCIENT, "AGEFIED," SENIOR
748
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,433
CITI-ZOMBIES BEFORE I FORCE THEM
749
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,033
TO PRODUCE BOWL AFTER BOWL OF
750
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:53,100
SWEET, DELICIOUS TAPIOCA FOR ME!
751
00:30:53,167 --> 00:30:54,167
YAY!
752
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,900
NOW, THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN
753
00:30:55,967 --> 00:30:56,967
TALKING ABOUT.
754
00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:58,533
EXCEPT THE TAPIOCA PART.
755
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,533
THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD.
756
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,200
AND, TO ENSURE MY TOTAL
757
00:31:02,267 --> 00:31:05,233
TRANQUILITY, I SHALL "AGEIFY"
758
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:08,867
EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER BEEN A
759
00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:10,233
KID!
760
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:11,533
GENIUS!
761
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,133
SHEER... WAIT A SECOND.
762
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,200
I USED TO BE A KID.
763
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,100
ME TOO.
764
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:18,133
WE'VE BEEN DOUBLE-CROSSED.
765
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,733
HOW OBSERVANT!
766
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,733
UH, MAY I BE EXCUSED?
767
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,000
I'VE, UH, GOT SOME QUICHE IN THE
768
00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:28,633
OVEN I'VE GOT TO... AAH!
769
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,367
H-H-H-HELP!
770
00:31:30,433 --> 00:31:32,767
[ SCREAMING ]
771
00:31:38,067 --> 00:31:42,000
IS... IS HE...
772
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:44,100
[ ROARS ]
773
00:31:44,167 --> 00:31:46,167
[ COUGHING ]
774
00:31:46,233 --> 00:31:47,500
SORRY.
775
00:31:47,567 --> 00:31:50,067
IT'S MY LUMBAGO.
776
00:31:50,133 --> 00:31:50,967
EW!
777
00:31:51,033 --> 00:31:52,900
AND I THOUGHT THE TOILENATOR WAS
778
00:31:52,967 --> 00:31:58,433
SOGGY-LOOKING BEFORE.
779
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,133
RUN FOR YOUR...
780
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,200
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
781
00:32:06,267 --> 00:32:07,067
NO!
782
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,467
STOP, PLEASE!
783
00:32:08,533 --> 00:32:10,133
THIS ISN'T WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO
784
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:10,833
HAPPEN.
785
00:32:10,900 --> 00:32:11,700
NO NEED TO PANIC.
786
00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:12,633
NO NEED TO PANIC.
787
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:15,000
NO NEED TO PANIC!
788
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,367
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
789
00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:25,333
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
790
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,733
THEY'RE GETTING ALL
791
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,267
"WRINKLEFIED" AND STUFF.
792
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:29,033
I'M OUTTA HERE!
793
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,533
AAH!
794
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,100
GOT TO HELP NUMBUH 1.
795
00:32:33,167 --> 00:32:35,600
HEY, CREE, HOW'S ABOUT A LITTLE
796
00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:38,400
FAMILY REUNION?!
797
00:32:38,467 --> 00:32:39,467
AAH!
798
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:40,333
OOH!
799
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,833
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU... AAH-AAH!
800
00:32:42,900 --> 00:32:44,433
NUMBUH 1, COME ON.
801
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,367
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
802
00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:48,367
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
803
00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:50,267
I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME.
804
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:52,267
THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK.
805
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:53,367
WE NEED YOU.
806
00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:54,500
FOR WHAT?
807
00:32:54,567 --> 00:32:57,200
TO GET US IN MORE TROUBLE?
808
00:32:57,267 --> 00:32:58,700
WHOA!
809
00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:02,900
YAAH!
810
00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:06,500
[ MOANING ]
811
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,133
HEY, LOOK!
812
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,200
IT'S CREE.
813
00:33:11,267 --> 00:33:13,433
UH, GUYS, I'LL HOLD OFF CREE.
814
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,667
YOU GET BACK TO THE MOON BASE...
815
00:33:15,733 --> 00:33:16,400
NOW!
816
00:33:16,467 --> 00:33:19,233
WE CAN'T LEAVE YOU.
817
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,867
YES, YOU CAN BEFORE IT'S TOO
818
00:33:22,933 --> 00:33:27,167
LATE!
819
00:33:27,233 --> 00:33:29,900
NO!!
820
00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:32,567
SHALL WE TRANSFORM YOUR
821
00:33:32,633 --> 00:33:34,533
BRATTY EX-FRIENDS?
822
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,167
AGE BEFORE BEAUTY, SIS.
823
00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:38,767
YAAH!
824
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:41,133
GO FORTH, MY MINIONS.
825
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,967
DECIMATE THOSE MEDDLESOME KIDS
826
00:33:44,033 --> 00:33:45,167
NEXT DOOR.
827
00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:48,100
ONCE THEY'RE AGEFIED AND MAKING
828
00:33:48,167 --> 00:33:51,100
ME OCEANS OF TAPIOCA, I SHALL BE
829
00:33:51,167 --> 00:33:53,867
REFUELED ENOUGH TO FIND THEIR
830
00:33:53,933 --> 00:33:56,900
STUPID "BOOK OF K.N.D." AND TEAR
831
00:33:56,967 --> 00:33:59,567
IT TO SHREDS, FOREVER ENDING
832
00:33:59,633 --> 00:34:02,333
ANYONE'S HOPE OF BEING A CHILD
833
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,100
AGAIN!
834
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,167
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
835
00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:07,967
HEY, BUDDY, YOU DONE IN HERE
836
00:34:08,033 --> 00:34:08,833
OR WHAT?
837
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,133
WE GOT A BINGO GAME BOOKED IN
838
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:10,967
FIVE MINUTES.
839
00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:14,800
OH, I'M SORRY.
840
00:34:14,867 --> 00:34:16,500
BINGO!
841
00:34:16,567 --> 00:34:18,867
I GOT BINGO!
842
00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:22,333
BINGO.
843
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,067
I'M... I'M NO NUMBUH ZERO.
844
00:34:25,133 --> 00:34:28,767
I'M JUST A ZERO.
845
00:35:53,367 --> 00:35:54,633
TWO-THIRDS OF OUR TREE-HOUSE
846
00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,533
BASES HAVE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO
847
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,267
TAPIOCA FACTORIES IN THE LAST
848
00:35:58,333 --> 00:35:59,033
HOUR ALONE.
849
00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:00,000
AT THIS RATE...
850
00:36:00,067 --> 00:36:01,433
WE'LL LOSE ANOTHER 42 THIRDS
851
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,000
WITHIN "ELEVENTEEN" MINUTES,
852
00:36:03,067 --> 00:36:04,600
LEAVING ONLY ONE DOLLAR AND
853
00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,200
SEVEN OPERATIVES LEFT IN 68
854
00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:07,567
QUARTERS OF THE WORLD.
855
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:09,667
MAYBE I CAN RECALIBRATE OUR
856
00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,700
AGE-DEFYING BIRTHDAY SUITS TO
857
00:36:11,767 --> 00:36:13,833
COUNTER GRANDFATHER'S AGE-BASED
858
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:14,800
POWERS.
859
00:36:14,867 --> 00:36:16,107
WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT WOULD
860
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:17,133
YOU NEED, NUMBUH 2?
861
00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:18,467
I'VE GOT AN "AGE-ATONIC"
862
00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:19,967
FREQUENCY MODULATOR-A-BOB BACK
863
00:36:20,033 --> 00:36:20,933
AT THE TREE HOUSE.
864
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,167
ARE YOU NUTS?!
865
00:36:22,233 --> 00:36:23,867
THAT TREE HOUSE WILL BE A
866
00:36:23,933 --> 00:36:25,833
TAPIOCA FACTORY BEFORE YOU CAN
867
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:26,967
EVEN GET THERE.
868
00:36:27,033 --> 00:36:28,133
WE'LL GO.
869
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:29,833
I NEED TO PICK UP MY
870
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:32,233
"BRAVE-IN-THE-FACE-OF-CERTAIN-
871
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,500
DOOM" RAINBOW MONKEY ANYWAYS.
872
00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,200
ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED THIS
873
00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:37,467
DOOHICKEY, NUMBUH 2?
874
00:36:37,533 --> 00:36:40,667
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
875
00:36:40,733 --> 00:36:42,033
ALL RIGHT, I'M IN.
876
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,367
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
877
00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:45,267
NUMBUHS 3 AND 4, TAKE A SHUTTLE
878
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,233
DOWN TO THE SURFACE AND RETRIEVE
879
00:36:47,300 --> 00:36:48,867
NUMBUH 2's 2x4 TECHNOLOGY.
880
00:36:48,933 --> 00:36:50,667
NUMBUH 86, ORDER ALL OPERATIVES
881
00:36:50,733 --> 00:36:52,500
FROM THE ARCTIC TRAINING BASE TO
882
00:36:52,567 --> 00:36:54,233
FORM A PERIMETER AROUND SECTOR
883
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,133
"V."
884
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,533
MAYBE THEY CAN BUY US SOME TIME.
885
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,600
WE DON'T NEED TIME.
886
00:36:58,667 --> 00:37:00,100
WE NEED A HERO.
887
00:37:00,167 --> 00:37:02,900
SOME HERO I AM.
888
00:37:02,967 --> 00:37:04,700
I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
889
00:37:04,767 --> 00:37:06,900
I DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THESE
890
00:37:06,967 --> 00:37:11,333
GLASSES!
891
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,200
HUH?
892
00:37:12,267 --> 00:37:14,800
THE RECOMMISSIONING MODULE!
893
00:37:14,867 --> 00:37:16,533
ITS POWER SOURCE IS
894
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,400
NUMBUH ZERO'S BOOGER.
895
00:37:18,467 --> 00:37:19,800
YOU HAVE HIS DNA.
896
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:22,100
YOU CAN TRACK DOWN THE GREATEST
897
00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:24,233
HERO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR HAVE
898
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,600
EVER KNOWN AND RECOMMISSION HIM.
899
00:37:26,667 --> 00:37:30,167
YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD!
900
00:37:30,233 --> 00:37:31,933
[ ECHOING ]
901
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,167
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MATT?
902
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:36,500
UM, WELL, I NEVER GOT YOUR
903
00:37:36,567 --> 00:37:38,000
AUTOGRAPH IN RED.
904
00:37:38,067 --> 00:37:38,933
JEEZ!
905
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
YOU ARE SUCH A FAN BOY.
906
00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:41,867
THERE!
907
00:37:41,933 --> 00:37:44,333
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I HAVE
908
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,667
AN APPOINTMENT WITH A HERO.
909
00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:48,167
DON'T FORGET THE K.N.D.N.A.
910
00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:48,867
TRACKER!
911
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,800
UM, RIGHT, THEN.
912
00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:54,133
WISH ME LUCK.
913
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,100
WOW!
914
00:37:55,167 --> 00:37:57,800
FINALLY, I'VE GOT NUMBUH 1's
915
00:37:57,867 --> 00:37:59,767
AUTOGRAPH IN... HEY!
916
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,600
YOU'RE NOT GEORGE WASHINGTON.
917
00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,533
OH, I HATE WHEN YOU GUYS DO
918
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:04,767
STUFF LIKE THAT.
919
00:38:04,833 --> 00:38:06,700
IT RUINS THE WHOLE AUTOGRAPH
920
00:38:06,767 --> 00:38:07,367
BOOK.
921
00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:09,100
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.
922
00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,600
IT'S AWFUL QUIET IN HERE.
923
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,300
YEAH, "THREE" QUIET.
924
00:38:26,367 --> 00:38:27,500
THREE QUIET?
925
00:38:27,567 --> 00:38:29,633
WHAT THE CRUD IS THAT SUPPOSED
926
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,467
TO MEAN?!
927
00:38:30,533 --> 00:38:32,467
IT'S ONE MORE THAN "TWO"
928
00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:33,133
QUIET.
929
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,200
I HAD TO ASK.
930
00:38:35,267 --> 00:38:38,467
JUST CLIMB THE LADDER.
931
00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:48,267
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
932
00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:57,000
[ PANTING ]
933
00:38:57,067 --> 00:38:59,567
OH, MAN, MY MOM MADE THIS
934
00:38:59,633 --> 00:39:01,000
CAPE SPECIAL!
935
00:39:01,067 --> 00:39:02,900
WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING AROUND
936
00:39:02,967 --> 00:39:03,767
HERE, TOMMY?
937
00:39:03,833 --> 00:39:04,733
DUH!
938
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,667
I'M SAVING THE DAY.
939
00:39:06,733 --> 00:39:08,300
I FIGURED WITH THE KIDS NEXT
940
00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:09,667
DOOR TURNED INTO SENIOR
941
00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:11,500
CITI-ZOMBIES AND ALL, MY BROTHER
942
00:39:11,567 --> 00:39:13,200
HOAGIE AND YOU GUYS MIGHT NEED
943
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:14,833
SOME HELP FOR THE TOMMY IS A
944
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,667
HERO CLOAKED IN A CLOAK OF TERRY
945
00:39:16,733 --> 00:39:17,500
CLOTH.
946
00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:19,833
TONIGHT WHO OWNS THE NIGHT?!
947
00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:20,733
AH!
948
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,000
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN... "BORIFY" ALL
949
00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:24,800
THE BAD GUYS TO DEATH?
950
00:39:24,867 --> 00:39:26,000
HA HA!
951
00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:28,900
THAT WAS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO
952
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:29,833
LAUGH.
953
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:32,667
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LAUGH
954
00:39:32,733 --> 00:39:34,467
NOW?
955
00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:36,833
I MEAN, IF YOU FORGOT AND ALL.
956
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,433
YOU WERE SAYING?
957
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,500
I CAN HELP.
958
00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:40,900
I CAN DO BATTLE WITH
959
00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:42,700
SUPER-BAD-GUY-TYPE VILLAINS
960
00:39:42,767 --> 00:39:43,367
LIKE...
961
00:39:43,433 --> 00:39:45,167
ME?
962
00:39:45,233 --> 00:39:46,900
YEAH, LIKE THAT TOTALLY OLD,
963
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,700
WRINKLY, GROSS TOILENATOR BEHIND
964
00:39:48,767 --> 00:39:49,667
ME.
965
00:39:49,733 --> 00:39:51,567
I CAN BATTLE HIM WHILE YOU GUYS
966
00:39:51,633 --> 00:39:53,000
DO YOUR MISSION.
967
00:39:53,067 --> 00:39:55,300
THAT WAY, I'LL HELP... SAVE...
968
00:39:55,367 --> 00:39:58,267
THE... OH, BOY.
969
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,233
YAAHHH!
970
00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:02,733
RUN!!
971
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:20,833
[ BOTH PANTING ]
972
00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:21,700
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
973
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:23,700
WE SHOULD, UH, GET NUMBUH 2's
974
00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:25,767
STUFF AND GET OUT OF HERE.
975
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:28,333
IT SHOULD BE RIGHT OVER...
976
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,333
AW, GREAT.
977
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,833
HE NEVER TOLD US WHAT HIS CRUDDY
978
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:34,033
AGE-ATONIC THING LOOKS LIKE!
979
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:37,867
OH, I WISH NUMBUH 5 WAS HERE.
980
00:40:37,933 --> 00:40:39,433
[ BOTH GASP ]
981
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,867
WELL, I'M HERE, ALL RIGHT.
982
00:40:41,933 --> 00:40:44,267
NUMBUH 5, YOU... YOU BETTER
983
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:46,833
START USING SOME MOISTURIZER OR
984
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:47,900
SOMETHING.
985
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:50,167
HERE, TRY MY RAINBOW MONKEY SOFT
986
00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:51,000
SKIN.
987
00:40:51,067 --> 00:40:52,400
LISTEN, NUMBUH 5, I DON'T
988
00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:53,533
WANT TO FIGHT YOU.
989
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,467
OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
990
00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:57,600
'CAUSE YOU'RE THE WEAKEST,
991
00:40:57,667 --> 00:41:00,533
SHORTEST, DUMBEST, MOST CHICKEN,
992
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,267
BIG-MOUTH SQUIRT ON THE ENTIRE
993
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,567
TEAM!
994
00:41:03,633 --> 00:41:05,500
OKAY, NOW I WANT TO FIGHT
995
00:41:05,567 --> 00:41:06,200
YOU!
996
00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:08,567
[ GUN CLICKING ]
997
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:09,633
OH!
998
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:12,900
CRUD!
999
00:41:12,967 --> 00:41:16,767
HA!
1000
00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:17,867
[ GASPS ]
1001
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:19,367
WALLY?
1002
00:41:19,433 --> 00:41:21,733
KUKI?
1003
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,833
HAMSTERS!
1004
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:29,633
WHAT?
1005
00:41:29,700 --> 00:41:32,667
AAH!
1006
00:41:32,733 --> 00:41:34,633
COME ON!
1007
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:39,600
LOUSY, MISERABLE FUR BALLS!
1008
00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,467
OH!
1009
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,833
COME ON, KUKI!
1010
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,367
KUKI, I'M SCARED.
1011
00:41:53,433 --> 00:41:55,833
I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT.
1012
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:56,733
KISS ME.
1013
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,033
KISS YOU?!
1014
00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:58,867
NO WAY.
1015
00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:00,600
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1016
00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:01,533
NUH-UH.
1017
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,000
NOPE. NO WAY.
1018
00:42:03,067 --> 00:42:03,833
UNH-UNH.
1019
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,733
NO WAY... AIN'T GONNA HAP...
1020
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:06,700
OKAY.
1021
00:42:06,767 --> 00:42:10,400
PUCKER UP!
1022
00:42:10,467 --> 00:42:13,500
YAAHHHH!
1023
00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:17,033
[ SCREAMING ]
1024
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,533
THE SIGNAL'S GETTING
1025
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,400
STRONGER.
1026
00:42:19,467 --> 00:42:21,133
NUMBUH ZERO'S GOT TO BE CLOSE
1027
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:21,900
BY.
1028
00:42:21,967 --> 00:42:26,133
RIGHT BEHIND THIS DOOR.
1029
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,800
BUT...
1030
00:42:27,867 --> 00:42:29,567
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
1031
00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:31,533
SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME
1032
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,500
SO SOON?
1033
00:42:32,567 --> 00:42:34,233
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PLAYING WITH
1034
00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:36,200
YOUR KIDS NEXT DOOR OR WHATEVER
1035
00:42:36,267 --> 00:42:37,033
IT IS.
1036
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,867
WHAT IS IT YOU CHILDREN SAY?
1037
00:42:38,933 --> 00:42:39,967
WELL, NEVER MIND.
1038
00:42:40,033 --> 00:42:42,133
HAS TO BE A MALFUNCTION.
1039
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,533
UM, DAD, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE IN
1040
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:45,500
THE HOUSE?
1041
00:42:45,567 --> 00:42:47,600
YOU KNOW, ANYONE COOL AND HEROIC
1042
00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:48,433
AND STUFF?
1043
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,300
OH, NO, NO.
1044
00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:50,600
NO, YOUR MOTHER'S GETTING ALL
1045
00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:52,100
GUSSIED UP AT THE BEAUTY PARLOR.
1046
00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:54,033
SO IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, OLD
1047
00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:54,867
BEAN.
1048
00:42:54,933 --> 00:42:57,067
UH, DAD, DOES THE PHRASE
1049
00:42:57,133 --> 00:42:59,667
"NUMBUH ZERO" MEAN ANYTHING TO
1050
00:42:59,733 --> 00:43:00,367
YOU?
1051
00:43:00,433 --> 00:43:01,900
OOH, I KNOW.
1052
00:43:01,967 --> 00:43:03,600
THIS IS SOME SORT OF WORD GAME,
1053
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:04,233
ISN'T IT?
1054
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:05,067
DON'T TELL ME.
1055
00:43:05,133 --> 00:43:05,900
DON'T TELL ME.
1056
00:43:05,967 --> 00:43:07,500
UM...[ MUMBLING ]
1057
00:43:07,567 --> 00:43:08,567
I GIVE UP.
1058
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,100
MAYBE HE KNOWS.
1059
00:43:10,167 --> 00:43:12,533
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
1060
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,967
AAHHH!
1061
00:43:14,033 --> 00:43:15,833
WHAAA!
1062
00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:16,900
NO!
1063
00:43:16,967 --> 00:43:18,933
I SAY, NIGEL, YOU KNOW THAT
1064
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,433
IS TERRIBLY IMPOLITE.
1065
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:25,767
THAT MAN IS A GUEST.
1066
00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:29,400
I'LL FLUSH YOU FOR THAT!
1067
00:43:29,467 --> 00:43:30,467
OH!
1068
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,700
L-LISTEN, DAD.
1069
00:43:31,767 --> 00:43:33,800
THAT GUY... HE JUST, UH, HE CAME
1070
00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:35,800
OVER TO PLAY TAG, AND WHATEVER
1071
00:43:35,867 --> 00:43:37,667
YOU DO, WE CAN'T LET HIM TAG
1072
00:43:37,733 --> 00:43:38,533
YOU, OKAY?
1073
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,900
WELL, JOLLY GOOD.
1074
00:43:39,967 --> 00:43:41,567
I LOVE THESE QUALITY-TIME
1075
00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:43,900
ACTIVITIES.
1076
00:43:43,967 --> 00:43:46,300
RAAHHH!
1077
00:43:46,367 --> 00:43:49,800
[ LAUGHS ]
1078
00:43:49,867 --> 00:43:53,167
[ PANTING ]
1079
00:43:53,233 --> 00:44:00,300
COME BACK HERE, NIGEL UNO!
1080
00:44:00,367 --> 00:44:01,733
OH, HELLO!
1081
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,833
JOLLY FUN GAME, WHAT?
1082
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:05,533
HERE IT IS.
1083
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,600
KIDS NEXT DOOR
1084
00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:08,200
V.A.C.D.O.O.M.... VERY AIRY
1085
00:44:08,267 --> 00:44:10,000
CANNON DELIVERS OSCILLATING OATH
1086
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,967
MASSIVELY.
1087
00:44:12,033 --> 00:44:14,733
COME ON, DAD!
1088
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,433
[ PANTING ]
1089
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,100
[ GROWLING ]
1090
00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:19,900
JOAQUIN?
1091
00:44:19,967 --> 00:44:22,800
OUT OF MY WAY, YOU 100-YEAR-OLD
1092
00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:24,833
HAMSTER!
1093
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:27,500
UH... HAMSTERS.
1094
00:44:27,567 --> 00:44:30,800
AND NOW ENTER THE TOMMY!
1095
00:44:30,867 --> 00:44:32,867
[ HACKING ]
1096
00:44:32,933 --> 00:44:34,333
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1097
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,500
I WENT FROM 7 TO 65 IN A FEW
1098
00:44:36,567 --> 00:44:37,367
SECONDS.
1099
00:44:37,433 --> 00:44:39,467
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO CLEAN
1100
00:44:39,533 --> 00:44:44,600
HOUSE.
1101
00:44:44,667 --> 00:44:45,867
HEY!
1102
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,400
DON'T POINT THAT THING AT...
1103
00:44:49,467 --> 00:44:50,967
BISCUITS TO THE WIND.
1104
00:44:51,033 --> 00:44:52,367
IS THAT A NEW VACUUM?
1105
00:44:52,433 --> 00:44:54,000
WHY, YOUR MOTHER WOULD BE
1106
00:44:54,067 --> 00:44:57,600
ABSOLUTELY THRILLED.
1107
00:44:57,667 --> 00:44:58,467
AH...
1108
00:44:58,533 --> 00:45:00,033
GAME'S BACK ON, DAD.
1109
00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:02,033
RUN!
1110
00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:04,500
NIGEL, DID I JUST SEE MICE
1111
00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:07,067
BACK THERE?
1112
00:45:07,133 --> 00:45:09,567
NO, DAD, JUST KEEP RUNNING.
1113
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,333
WELL, I'LL BE.
1114
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,333
YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM, NIGEL.
1115
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,443
YEAH, DAD, FIRST TIME FOR
1116
00:45:21,467 --> 00:45:22,067
EVERYTHING.
1117
00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:23,167
LET'S GO!
1118
00:45:23,233 --> 00:45:24,367
HANG ON.
1119
00:45:24,433 --> 00:45:26,067
ESCAPE POD ACTIVATED.
1120
00:45:26,133 --> 00:45:26,967
YES!
1121
00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:28,900
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE.
1122
00:45:28,967 --> 00:45:31,133
MALFUNCTION, MALFUNCTION.
1123
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:36,833
ESCAPE POD MALF...
1124
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,867
SAY, OLD BEAN, WHAT SHOULD WE
1125
00:45:38,933 --> 00:45:41,167
PLAY NEXT?
1126
00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:43,233
AAHHH!
1127
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:45,367
I DID SEE A MOUSE BACK THERE.
1128
00:45:45,433 --> 00:45:47,333
THEY'RE HAMSTERS, DAD, AND
1129
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,767
THEY'RE NOT PLAYING!
1130
00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:50,067
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
1131
00:45:50,133 --> 00:45:51,833
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CROSSWORD
1132
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:52,733
PUZZLE?
1133
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,533
DAD, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP SO
1134
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,400
I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAVE
1135
00:45:56,467 --> 00:45:57,300
YOUR LIFE?!
1136
00:45:57,367 --> 00:46:00,100
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
1137
00:46:00,167 --> 00:46:04,033
OH, I-I'M SORRY.
1138
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,300
I ONLY WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN
1139
00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,700
WITH YOU, SON.
1140
00:46:07,767 --> 00:46:10,200
OH!
1141
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:12,367
I'M SORRY, DAD.
1142
00:46:12,433 --> 00:46:14,067
I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL AT YOU
1143
00:46:14,133 --> 00:46:15,000
LIKE THAT.
1144
00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:17,167
IT'S JUST THAT WE'RE... DAD?
1145
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,367
DAD?
1146
00:46:18,433 --> 00:46:19,367
[ GASPS ]
1147
00:46:19,433 --> 00:46:21,700
NO!
1148
00:46:38,033 --> 00:46:41,900
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM.
1149
00:46:41,967 --> 00:46:44,800
NUMBUH 3, NUMBUH 4, DO YOU
1150
00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:45,633
READ ME?
1151
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:46,776
DID YOU FIND THE AGE-ATONIC
1152
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,533
FREQUENCY MODULATOR-A-BOB?
1153
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,767
WE FOUND SOMETHING EVEN
1154
00:46:50,833 --> 00:46:56,067
BETTER... EACH OTHER!
1155
00:46:56,133 --> 00:46:57,167
WHOA!
1156
00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:59,867
END TRANSMISSION, PLEASE!
1157
00:46:59,933 --> 00:47:01,400
NUMBUH 2, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
1158
00:47:01,467 --> 00:47:02,833
TO REMODULATE THOSE BIRTHDAY
1159
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,400
SUITS WITHOUT YOUR AGE-ATONIC
1160
00:47:04,467 --> 00:47:05,233
THING.
1161
00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:09,633
BUT THAT'S "UNPOSSIBLE."
1162
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:13,133
NUMBUH 60 REPORTING FOR DUTY.
1163
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,200
[ LAUGHING, WHEEZING ]
1164
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:17,200
OOPS.
1165
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:18,167
I WET THEM.
1166
00:47:18,233 --> 00:47:19,500
MAKE IT WORK!
1167
00:47:19,567 --> 00:47:21,500
FANNY, YOU GUARD NUMBUH 2.
1168
00:47:21,567 --> 00:47:23,567
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU, SIR?
1169
00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:25,867
I'M GOING TO THROW NUMBUH 60
1170
00:47:25,933 --> 00:47:28,033
A RETIREMENT PARTY.
1171
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:31,067
RAAH!
1172
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:42,000
OOH.
1173
00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:42,833
UH, HOLD ON.
1174
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,800
OH, NO.
1175
00:47:50,467 --> 00:47:54,833
GET OFF OF ME!
1176
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:56,167
LET ME GO!
1177
00:47:56,233 --> 00:47:57,433
[ GASPS ]
1178
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,133
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
1179
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,933
WHAAAA!
1180
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,467
WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA!
1181
00:48:06,533 --> 00:48:07,167
[ GROANS ]
1182
00:48:07,233 --> 00:48:09,733
WHERE... WHERE AM I?
1183
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,367
HUH?
1184
00:48:12,433 --> 00:48:14,000
I... I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1185
00:48:14,067 --> 00:48:15,800
I'VE RUN, LIKE, "ELEVENTY"
1186
00:48:15,867 --> 00:48:17,800
BILLION SCANS ON THIS TREE AND
1187
00:48:17,867 --> 00:48:19,900
NEVER FOUND EVEN A HINT OF THIS
1188
00:48:19,967 --> 00:48:20,800
PLACE.
1189
00:48:20,867 --> 00:48:22,333
OH, THERE YOU ARE, NIGEL, OLD
1190
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,200
BEAN.
1191
00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:24,467
LOOKS LIKE OUR HOUSE HAS AN
1192
00:48:24,533 --> 00:48:25,967
EXTRA WALK-IN CLOSET, EH?
1193
00:48:26,033 --> 00:48:26,833
YEAH.
1194
00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:28,900
DAD, COULD I ASK YOU A FAVOR?
1195
00:48:28,967 --> 00:48:31,167
NOW, SON, I'VE ALREADY GIVEN
1196
00:48:31,233 --> 00:48:33,333
YOU THIS WEEK'S ALLOWANCE, BUT
1197
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,967
IF YOU REALLY NEED...
1198
00:48:35,033 --> 00:48:36,400
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
1199
00:48:36,467 --> 00:48:38,133
I'M GOING TO TRY SOMETHING
1200
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,167
CALLED "RECOMMISSIONING" ON YOU.
1201
00:48:40,233 --> 00:48:41,900
IF IT WORKS, YOU'RE GOING TO
1202
00:48:41,967 --> 00:48:43,367
HELP ME SAVE THE WORLD.
1203
00:48:43,433 --> 00:48:45,133
OH, WELL, THAT.
1204
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,733
IF IT WERE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY,
1205
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,333
SON, LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.
1206
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,833
[ PLAYING "POP GOES
1207
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,367
[ THE WEASEL" ]
1208
00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:56,633
AAH!
1209
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:07,200
[ COUGHING ]
1210
00:49:07,267 --> 00:49:12,233
DAD?
1211
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:13,733
MAN, OH, MAN, I'VE GOT A
1212
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,400
HANKERING FOR SOME BLURPLEBERRY
1213
00:49:15,467 --> 00:49:17,100
ICE CREAM, CLOSEST THING TO THE
1214
00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:18,633
FOURTH FLAVOR I'VE EVER TASTED.
1215
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,500
DAD, YOU ARE NUMBUH ZERO.
1216
00:49:21,567 --> 00:49:22,167
OH, MY GOSH!
1217
00:49:22,233 --> 00:49:23,133
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
1218
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,267
OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL
1219
00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,100
EVERYONE.
1220
00:49:25,167 --> 00:49:26,176
THEY'LL BE LIKE, "YOU'RE THE
1221
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,067
COOLEST, NUMBUH 1."
1222
00:49:27,133 --> 00:49:28,467
AND I'LL BE LIKE, "YEAH, I AM,
1223
00:49:28,533 --> 00:49:29,267
AREN'T I?"
1224
00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:30,267
AND WE CAN GO ON MISSIONS
1225
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,733
TOGETHER AND BATTLE EVIL ADULTS.
1226
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,433
MY OWN DAD IS REALLY
1227
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,567
NUMBUH ZERO!
1228
00:49:34,633 --> 00:49:36,400
OF COURSE I'M NUMBUH ZERO,
1229
00:49:36,467 --> 00:49:37,267
NIGEL.
1230
00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:38,867
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GOT ALL
1231
00:49:38,933 --> 00:49:39,933
OF YOUR SKILLS?
1232
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,167
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
1233
00:49:42,233 --> 00:49:43,800
SO, WHAT'S THE SITUATION,
1234
00:49:43,867 --> 00:49:44,667
SON?
1235
00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:45,933
PROBABLY PRETTY DIRE IF YOU'VE
1236
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,667
RECOMMISSIONED MY MEMORIES AND
1237
00:49:47,733 --> 00:49:49,200
LOCATED THE ORIGINAL ULTRA
1238
00:49:49,267 --> 00:49:50,900
TOP-SECRET TREASURE CHAMBER OF
1239
00:49:50,967 --> 00:49:51,733
COOLNESS.
1240
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,167
THIS IS THE TREE HOUSE OF
1241
00:49:53,233 --> 00:49:54,000
COOLNESS?
1242
00:49:54,067 --> 00:49:55,367
HOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY
1243
00:49:55,433 --> 00:50:01,833
"BOOK OF K.N.D."
1244
00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:04,100
HAVE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
1245
00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:04,900
WOW!
1246
00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:06,367
THIS IS THE COOLEST, MOST
1247
00:50:06,433 --> 00:50:08,200
AMAZING THING IN THE WORLD TO
1248
00:50:08,267 --> 00:50:09,433
HAPPEN TO ME EVER!
1249
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,067
STILL GOT SOME ROOM ON MY
1250
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,600
PAGE, AND YOURS IS EMPTY.
1251
00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,467
LET'S MAKE SURE WE FILL THEM
1252
00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:16,467
WITH REAL CRACKERJACK STORIES,
1253
00:50:16,533 --> 00:50:17,167
EH?
1254
00:50:17,233 --> 00:50:19,533
SURE, DA... I MEAN
1255
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,300
NUMBUH ZERO.
1256
00:50:21,367 --> 00:50:22,367
RIGHT, THEN.
1257
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,000
SITUATION REPORT, NUMBUH 1.
1258
00:50:24,067 --> 00:50:25,143
OUR ARCHENEMY FATHER HAD THE
1259
00:50:25,167 --> 00:50:26,209
KIDS NEXT DOOR RECOMMISSIONING
1260
00:50:26,233 --> 00:50:27,343
MODULE YOU BUILT STOLEN AND USED
1261
00:50:27,367 --> 00:50:28,300
IT ON A TOTALLY POWERFUL GUY
1262
00:50:28,367 --> 00:50:29,233
CALLED GRANDFATHER, WHO'S
1263
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:30,167
TRANSFORMING EVERYONE INTO
1264
00:50:30,233 --> 00:50:31,133
REALLY OLD AND EVIL SENIOR
1265
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:31,833
CITI-ZOMBIES, SIR.
1266
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,733
HMM... LOOKS GRIM.
1267
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,667
EXCELLENT!
1268
00:50:34,733 --> 00:50:36,767
BUT WE WILL NEED SOME HELP TO
1269
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:37,700
WHUP THIS.
1270
00:50:37,767 --> 00:50:38,500
HELP?
1271
00:50:38,567 --> 00:50:40,233
BUT YOU'RE NUMBUH ZERO.
1272
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:41,433
YOU DON'T NEED HELP.
1273
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:42,900
SAY, YOU DON'T THINK I
1274
00:50:42,967 --> 00:50:44,433
DEFEATED GRANDFATHER ALL BY
1275
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,700
MYSELF, DO YOU?
1276
00:50:46,767 --> 00:50:48,400
I'M ONLY AS GOOD AS MY TEAM.
1277
00:50:48,467 --> 00:50:49,833
THEN, WE'RE DOOMED.
1278
00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:51,600
ALMOST EVERY OPERATIVE ON THE
1279
00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:53,000
PLANET HAS BEEN SENIOR
1280
00:50:53,067 --> 00:50:54,067
CITI-ZOMBIFIED.
1281
00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:55,000
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
1282
00:50:55,067 --> 00:50:56,176
GETTING HELP FROM THE KIDS NEXT
1283
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:58,133
DOOR?
1284
00:51:00,367 --> 00:51:02,333
HURRY UP WITH THAT DEVICE,
1285
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,233
WILL YOU?
1286
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:05,067
HEY, THIS WOULDN'T BE EASY
1287
00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:06,967
EVEN IF I HAD THE RIGHT TOOLS.
1288
00:51:07,033 --> 00:51:08,700
TYPICAL BOY... ALWAYS AN
1289
00:51:08,767 --> 00:51:10,200
EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING.
1290
00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:11,933
YOU'RE NO PICNIC YOURSELF,
1291
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,800
NUMBUH 86.
1292
00:51:12,867 --> 00:51:14,500
YOU REALLY NEED TO LIGHTEN UP.
1293
00:51:14,567 --> 00:51:15,900
TRY YOGA OR SOMETHING.
1294
00:51:15,967 --> 00:51:16,700
HOLD IT.
1295
00:51:16,767 --> 00:51:19,367
I... OH, I THINK I... YEAH!
1296
00:51:19,433 --> 00:51:21,167
I'VE GOT IT.
1297
00:51:21,233 --> 00:51:22,967
HUH? SORT OF.
1298
00:51:23,033 --> 00:51:24,333
NOW TO GET TO WORK ON THE
1299
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,167
OTHERS.
1300
00:51:25,233 --> 00:51:27,200
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME...
1301
00:51:27,267 --> 00:51:30,633
FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION!
1302
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,100
YA-HA!
1303
00:51:32,167 --> 00:51:34,000
[ GROANS ]
1304
00:51:34,067 --> 00:51:36,367
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME AS OLD
1305
00:51:36,433 --> 00:51:38,033
AS ONE OF YOUR JOKES.
1306
00:51:38,100 --> 00:51:39,967
NOT BAD, NUMBUH 86, BUT I
1307
00:51:40,033 --> 00:51:41,967
WOULD HAVE SAID, "TALK TO THE
1308
00:51:42,033 --> 00:51:44,000
HAND, BUT TALK LOUDLY, 'CAUSE
1309
00:51:44,067 --> 00:51:45,367
IT'S AN OLD HAND."
1310
00:51:45,433 --> 00:51:46,133
NO, WAIT, WAIT.
1311
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,200
THAT'S NOT VERY FUNNY.
1312
00:51:47,267 --> 00:51:48,100
OKAY, OKAY, WAIT.
1313
00:51:48,167 --> 00:51:48,833
HOW'S ABOUT...
1314
00:51:48,900 --> 00:51:49,933
AAH!
1315
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,133
I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE OLD!
1316
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,233
AAHHH!
1317
00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:58,433
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR IS
1318
00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,567
DESTROYED!
1319
00:51:59,633 --> 00:52:01,900
THE MOON BASE IS YOURS,
1320
00:52:01,967 --> 00:52:03,367
GRANDFATHER.
1321
00:52:03,433 --> 00:52:04,967
[ CHEERING ]
1322
00:52:05,033 --> 00:52:07,567
SILENCE!!
1323
00:52:07,633 --> 00:52:09,967
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO
1324
00:52:10,033 --> 00:52:11,300
CELEBRATE.
1325
00:52:11,367 --> 00:52:13,300
BUT YOU DEFEATED THOSE BRATTY
1326
00:52:13,367 --> 00:52:14,367
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
1327
00:52:14,433 --> 00:52:16,267
THE WORLD'S VILLAINS ARE
1328
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,733
UNDER YOUR CONTROL.
1329
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,733
AND YOU HAVE ALL THE TAPIOCA
1330
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:20,667
YOU CAN EAT.
1331
00:52:20,733 --> 00:52:22,967
YES, YES, BUT NOW I MUST
1332
00:52:23,033 --> 00:52:24,900
ENSURE THAT MY RULE IS
1333
00:52:24,967 --> 00:52:27,267
PERMANENT BY DESTROYING THAT
1334
00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:29,433
INFERNAL "BOOK OF K.N.D."
1335
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,967
BECAUSE WHEN KIDS READ IT, THEY
1336
00:52:32,033 --> 00:52:34,267
DISCOVER THE ONLY THING MORE
1337
00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:35,800
POWERFUL THAN ME.
1338
00:52:35,867 --> 00:52:37,667
A REALLY BIG GUY WHO CAN
1339
00:52:37,733 --> 00:52:38,933
PUNCH SUPER HARD?
1340
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,833
AN ARMY OF ROBOT GORILLAS
1341
00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:41,700
THAT BITE?
1342
00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,500
UM... PIE?
1343
00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:46,167
NO, YOU FOOLS!
1344
00:52:46,233 --> 00:52:47,000
HOPE.
1345
00:52:47,067 --> 00:52:48,700
WHEN MY SON DISCOVERED THAT
1346
00:52:48,767 --> 00:52:50,800
BOOK, HE BECAME FILLED WITH A
1347
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:52,433
KIND OF HOPE THAT ONLY
1348
00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,300
SNOT-NOSED KIDS ARE STUPID
1349
00:52:54,367 --> 00:52:55,867
ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IN.
1350
00:52:55,933 --> 00:52:58,200
THAT IS WHY THIS TIME I SHALL
1351
00:52:58,267 --> 00:53:00,667
PERSONALLY DESTROY EVERY TRACE
1352
00:53:00,733 --> 00:53:02,933
OF THE "BOOK OF K.N.D." AND
1353
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,033
ANYONE THAT STANDS IN MY WAY.
1354
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,033
COME ON.
1355
00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:19,667
[ RINGS ]
1356
00:53:19,733 --> 00:53:22,200
OH, HAPPY DAY.
1357
00:53:22,267 --> 00:53:23,833
IT'S YOU!
1358
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:26,700
WELL, COME ON IN, I GUESS.
1359
00:53:26,767 --> 00:53:28,333
ARE YOU CRAZY, DAD?
1360
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,533
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN AWAY AND ALL,
1361
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,467
BUT THAT'S OUR WORST ENEMY.
1362
00:53:32,533 --> 00:53:33,933
TRY LISTENING TO WHAT'S GOING
1363
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:34,900
ON, NUMBUH 1.
1364
00:53:34,967 --> 00:53:38,433
YOU MIGHT JUST LEARN SOMETHING.
1365
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,833
EXCUSE THE MESS, LIKE I GIVE
1366
00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:42,367
A DOO-DOO ANYMORE.
1367
00:53:42,433 --> 00:53:44,400
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF THAT
1368
00:53:44,467 --> 00:53:45,767
RIDICULOUS OUTFIT?
1369
00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:46,867
WHAT, THIS?
1370
00:53:46,933 --> 00:53:48,267
IT MATCHES MY EYES.
1371
00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,200
NOT THAT...
1372
00:53:50,267 --> 00:53:51,567
THIS!
1373
00:53:51,633 --> 00:53:55,667
AAH-OW!
1374
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:57,500
SAY "UNCLE," SON.
1375
00:53:57,567 --> 00:53:59,867
BUT WE HAVEN'T LOST YET.
1376
00:53:59,933 --> 00:54:02,133
AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE
1377
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,067
SMART ONE.
1378
00:54:03,133 --> 00:54:04,767
I'M YOUR DAD'S BROTHER,
1379
00:54:04,833 --> 00:54:06,567
BENEDICT... YOUR UNCLE.
1380
00:54:06,633 --> 00:54:11,767
M-M-M-M-MY... MY... MY UNCLE?
1381
00:54:11,833 --> 00:54:13,433
YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO
1382
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,233
WOULDN'T JOIN HIM AFTER HE FOUND
1383
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:17,067
THE "BOOK OF K.N.D." BLAH, BLAH,
1384
00:54:17,133 --> 00:54:18,233
BLAH, YADDA, YADDA.
1385
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,500
BUT IF YOU'RE MY UNCLE, THEN
1386
00:54:20,567 --> 00:54:22,400
THAT MAKES GRANDFATHER MY
1387
00:54:22,467 --> 00:54:23,467
GRANDFATHER!
1388
00:54:23,533 --> 00:54:25,167
WHAT ARE YOU, PRESIDENT OF
1389
00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:26,933
THE OBVIOUS CLUB OR SOMETHING?
1390
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
THAT'S ENOUGH.
1391
00:54:28,033 --> 00:54:29,567
ALL RIGHT, BEN, YOU KNOW WHAT
1392
00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:31,233
IT'S LIKE WHEN PAPPY CONTROLS
1393
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:32,200
THE WORLD.
1394
00:54:32,267 --> 00:54:34,100
THIS IS A SECOND CHANCE... YOUR
1395
00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:36,133
CHANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
1396
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,033
NOW, I'VE GOT A PLAN, BUT WE
1397
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:40,000
NEED THE HELP OF YOU AND YOUR
1398
00:54:40,067 --> 00:54:41,367
SO-CALLED CHILDREN.
1399
00:54:41,433 --> 00:54:42,800
Together: [ Monotone] HOW
1400
00:54:42,867 --> 00:54:46,000
ABOUT A HELPING OF THIS?!
1401
00:54:46,067 --> 00:54:49,500
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
1402
00:54:49,567 --> 00:54:50,433
NO!
1403
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:52,600
WE HAVE TO HELP THEM.
1404
00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:54,467
BUT, FATHER, THAT'S OUR
1405
00:54:54,533 --> 00:54:56,133
ARCHENEMY, NIGEL UNO...
1406
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,200
SILENCE!
1407
00:54:57,233 --> 00:54:59,533
IT'S MY FAULT FOR REAWAKENING
1408
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:00,700
GRANDFATHER.
1409
00:55:00,767 --> 00:55:01,567
FINE.
1410
00:55:01,633 --> 00:55:03,800
HE'S EVIL, WHICH I ADMIRE, BUT
1411
00:55:03,867 --> 00:55:05,433
HE'S ALSO A JERK!
1412
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,967
I THOUGHT HE'D AT LEAST SHARE
1413
00:55:08,033 --> 00:55:10,500
CONTROL OF THE WORLD WITH ME,
1414
00:55:10,567 --> 00:55:11,833
BUT NO-O-O-O!
1415
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,733
IF HE SUCCEEDS, I'LL BE
1416
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:16,100
NOTHING, WHICH MEANS YOU'LL BE
1417
00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:17,000
NOTHING.
1418
00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:18,800
NOW, I THINK YOU LIKE BEING
1419
00:55:18,867 --> 00:55:20,700
FEARED BY YOUR PEERS, RIGHT?
1420
00:55:20,767 --> 00:55:23,533
YES, FATHER.
1421
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:24,333
GOOD.
1422
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:25,500
THEN WE HELP UNCLE MONTY.
1423
00:55:25,567 --> 00:55:27,400
YES, FATHER.
1424
00:55:27,467 --> 00:55:29,967
RIGHT AFTER WE BLAST THESE
1425
00:55:30,033 --> 00:55:31,533
K.N. DOOFUSES!
1426
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,800
HUH?
1427
00:55:32,867 --> 00:55:33,867
BLAST THIS!
1428
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:34,600
[ PLAYING "POP GOES
1429
00:55:34,667 --> 00:55:36,533
[ THE WEASEL" ]
1430
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,467
THE MEMBERS OF SECTOR "Z"
1431
00:55:49,533 --> 00:55:50,733
THANK YOU.
1432
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,600
THE MISSING MEMBERS OF SECTOR
1433
00:55:52,667 --> 00:55:53,433
"Z."
1434
00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:54,300
THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM
1435
00:55:54,367 --> 00:55:55,233
DOWN THE LANE ARE THE MISSING
1436
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:56,233
KIDS NEXT DOOR MEMBERS OF SECTOR
1437
00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:57,100
"Z."
1438
00:55:57,167 --> 00:55:58,276
D-DAD, THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
1439
00:55:58,300 --> 00:55:59,633
FROM DOWN THE LANE ARE THE
1440
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:01,200
MISSING MEMBERS OF SECTOR "Z."
1441
00:56:01,267 --> 00:56:03,233
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
1442
00:56:03,300 --> 00:56:04,300
COME ON, BEN!
1443
00:56:04,367 --> 00:56:05,967
FIVE KIDS WITH THAT KIND OF
1444
00:56:06,033 --> 00:56:07,667
TACTICAL GENIUS AND STRATEGY?
1445
00:56:07,733 --> 00:56:09,533
HAD TO BE EX-KIDS NEXT DOOR THAT
1446
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,100
YOU "DELIGTHFULIZED" UNTIL
1447
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:12,867
SOMETHING WENT TERRIBLY WRONG.
1448
00:56:12,933 --> 00:56:14,633
YOU MEAN SOMETHING WENT
1449
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:15,800
TERRIBLY RIGHT!
1450
00:56:15,867 --> 00:56:17,900
MY FIRST "DELIGHTFULIZATION"
1451
00:56:17,967 --> 00:56:20,167
CHAMBER BLEW A FUSE, INCREASING
1452
00:56:20,233 --> 00:56:22,533
ITS POWER ELEVENTY-BILLION FOLD.
1453
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,300
I LOST THE MACHINE BUT GAINED
1454
00:56:25,367 --> 00:56:27,633
FIVE PERFECT, DELIGHTFUL
1455
00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:28,767
CHILDREN.
1456
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:30,233
BUT WE THOUGHT THE EFFECTS
1457
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:31,100
WERE PERMANENT.
1458
00:56:31,167 --> 00:56:32,167
THEY ARE.
1459
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,133
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG THIS
1460
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,967
TRANSFORMATION WILL LAST.
1461
00:56:36,033 --> 00:56:38,000
YOU COULD REVERT BACK AT ANY
1462
00:56:38,067 --> 00:56:38,600
TIME.
1463
00:56:38,667 --> 00:56:41,833
I'M SORRY.
1464
00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,233
SO LET'S USE THE TIME WE
1465
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:44,100
HAVE.
1466
00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:45,067
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING GOOD
1467
00:56:45,133 --> 00:56:46,467
BEFORE I HAVE TO WEAR THOSE
1468
00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:47,700
DORKY OUTFITS AGAIN.
1469
00:56:47,767 --> 00:56:49,633
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
1470
00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,200
GRANDFATHER'S COMING HERE.
1471
00:56:51,267 --> 00:56:52,333
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
1472
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,533
HE WANTS THE "BOOK OF K.N.D."
1473
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:55,867
SO, HIDE IT AGAIN.
1474
00:56:55,933 --> 00:56:57,200
THAT WORKED LAST TIME.
1475
00:56:57,267 --> 00:56:59,000
THAT'S BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW
1476
00:56:59,067 --> 00:56:59,900
IT EXISTED.
1477
00:56:59,967 --> 00:57:01,700
BUT NOW HE WON'T QUIT UNTIL HE'S
1478
00:57:01,767 --> 00:57:03,467
SURE HE'S ELIMINATED THE BOOK.
1479
00:57:03,533 --> 00:57:05,067
BUT THERE'S NO WAY ON EARTH
1480
00:57:05,133 --> 00:57:06,000
WE CAN STOP HIM.
1481
00:57:06,067 --> 00:57:09,267
YOU'RE RIGHT... NOT ON EARTH.
1482
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:28,000
[ SNIFFING ]
1483
00:57:28,067 --> 00:57:30,033
THAT BOOK IS CLOSE.
1484
00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:33,133
I CAN SMELL IT.
1485
00:57:40,467 --> 00:57:42,733
TYPICAL BENEDICT... RUNNING
1486
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,933
WHENEVER THERE'S TROUBLE.
1487
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,600
I DON'T KNOW, MONTY.
1488
00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:48,833
MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT
1489
00:57:48,900 --> 00:57:49,700
SHIP.
1490
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:51,733
PAPPY'S GONNA BE AWFULLY SORE.
1491
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:52,800
NONSENSE, BEN.
1492
00:57:52,867 --> 00:57:54,567
WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER, LIKE WE
1493
00:57:54,633 --> 00:57:56,267
SHOULD HAVE DONE ALL THOSE YEARS
1494
00:57:56,333 --> 00:57:59,100
AGO.
1495
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,100
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
1496
00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:15,300
WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY
1497
00:58:15,367 --> 00:58:16,500
TWO BOYS.
1498
00:58:16,567 --> 00:58:19,667
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1499
00:58:19,733 --> 00:58:21,867
ONE OF YOU, ANYWAY.
1500
00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:26,633
OH, PAPPY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.
1501
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:27,467
HA!
1502
00:58:27,533 --> 00:58:29,533
WHO EVER ACCUSED ME OF BEING
1503
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,367
FAIR?
1504
00:58:30,433 --> 00:58:32,267
OH, MONTY, IF YOU WOULD ONLY
1505
00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:33,867
HAVE BEEN MORE EVIL.
1506
00:58:33,933 --> 00:58:35,933
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN NASTY OR
1507
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,367
EVEN MILDLY UNPLEASANT.
1508
00:58:38,433 --> 00:58:39,800
WHAT ABOUT ME?
1509
00:58:39,867 --> 00:58:42,233
I'M IN THIS FAMILY, TOO, AND I'M
1510
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:43,333
PRETTY EVIL.
1511
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,933
I REEK OF EVIL.
1512
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,667
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A REST?
1513
00:58:50,733 --> 00:58:53,700
NOW, MONTY, I'M ONLY THINKING OF
1514
00:58:53,767 --> 00:58:55,200
OUR HERITAGE.
1515
00:58:55,267 --> 00:58:59,300
YOU BIG JERK!!
1516
00:58:59,367 --> 00:59:02,200
NOW YOU'VE MADE ME ANGRY...
1517
00:59:02,267 --> 00:59:07,100
VERY, VERY, VERY...
1518
00:59:07,167 --> 00:59:08,967
AH, FORGET IT.
1519
00:59:09,033 --> 00:59:10,833
YOU CAN WRESTLE WITH PAPPY
1520
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,067
YOURSELF, MONTY.
1521
00:59:12,133 --> 00:59:14,000
I'M GOING TO GET SOME ROCKY
1522
00:59:14,067 --> 00:59:14,700
ROAD.
1523
00:59:14,767 --> 00:59:16,200
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
1524
00:59:16,267 --> 00:59:18,033
I'M GETTING TIRED OF ALL THIS
1525
00:59:18,100 --> 00:59:19,167
RESISTANCE, SON.
1526
00:59:19,233 --> 00:59:21,200
WHY DON'T YOU BEHAVE FOR ONCE IN
1527
00:59:21,267 --> 00:59:22,000
YOUR LIFE?
1528
00:59:22,067 --> 00:59:24,767
NOW GO FETCH YOUR PAPPY THAT
1529
00:59:24,833 --> 00:59:27,033
BOOK.
1530
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:30,800
I AM NOT MOVING FROM THIS
1531
00:59:30,867 --> 00:59:31,967
SPOT!
1532
00:59:32,033 --> 00:59:34,533
YOU KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG
1533
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:35,700
LAST TIME?
1534
00:59:35,767 --> 00:59:37,767
I GAVE YOU A CHOICE BETWEEN
1535
00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:39,867
GOING TO YOUR ROOM OR BEING
1536
00:59:39,933 --> 00:59:40,767
PUNISHED.
1537
00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:42,900
I WON'T GIVE YOU THAT CHOICE
1538
00:59:42,967 --> 00:59:45,000
AGAIN!
1539
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,733
ALL RIGHT, WITH SECTOR "Z"
1540
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,000
HOLDING OFF THE SENIOR
1541
00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:53,933
CITI-ZOMBIES, THAT'LL LEAVE ME
1542
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,433
WITH JUST ENOUGH TIME TO...
1543
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,367
[ GASPS ]
1544
00:59:56,433 --> 00:59:58,833
WELCOME, NUMBUH 1, AS IN ONE
1545
00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:01,000
SORRY SON OF A GUN NOW THAT
1546
01:00:01,067 --> 01:00:03,233
WE'RE ABOUT TO TRANSFORM YOU
1547
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,433
INTO ONE OF US.
1548
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,333
OH!
1549
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,133
EVEN AS A SENIOR CITI-ZOMBIE,
1550
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,367
HIS LINES STILL STINK.
1551
01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:12,367
ENOUGH TALK.
1552
01:00:12,433 --> 01:00:14,867
LET'S "DESTROYINATE" HIM.
1553
01:00:14,933 --> 01:00:17,067
UH, I WANTED TO TRY MY NEW
1554
01:00:17,133 --> 01:00:19,500
MOVE TO TAKE OUT FOUR ENEMIES AT
1555
01:00:19,567 --> 01:00:21,500
ONCE, BUT NOT ON YOU GUYS.
1556
01:00:21,567 --> 01:00:26,300
TOUGH!
1557
01:00:26,367 --> 01:00:29,367
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE
1558
01:00:29,433 --> 01:00:30,467
DOING!
1559
01:00:30,533 --> 01:00:33,167
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT GOT ME
1560
01:00:33,233 --> 01:00:37,233
INTO THE K.N.D.
1561
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,700
WALLY!
1562
01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:43,300
WHO SAVED YOU FROM THOSE BULLIES
1563
01:00:43,367 --> 01:00:45,600
ON YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL?
1564
01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:49,133
THAT'S OLD NEWS, MATE...
1565
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,500
AS OLD AS ME!
1566
01:00:51,567 --> 01:00:54,833
OW!
1567
01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:58,100
AND, KUKI...
1568
01:01:01,267 --> 01:01:05,567
[ PANTING ]
1569
01:01:05,633 --> 01:01:09,333
HOAGIE, YOU'VE BEEN MY BEST
1570
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,933
FRIEND SINCE KINDERGARTEN.
1571
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:17,433
GET OVER IT!
1572
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:22,467
HOW ABOUT I GET UNDER IT?
1573
01:01:22,533 --> 01:01:23,867
AAH!
1574
01:01:23,933 --> 01:01:25,400
[ PANTING ]
1575
01:01:25,467 --> 01:01:27,433
IT'S... IT'S NO GOOD.
1576
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,633
I... I CAN'T FIGHT ALL OF YOU
1577
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:30,500
ALONE.
1578
01:01:30,567 --> 01:01:31,867
I'VE ALWAYS HAD A TEAM TO BACK
1579
01:01:31,933 --> 01:01:32,767
ME UP.
1580
01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:34,567
WELL, THEN, IT'S A GOOD THING
1581
01:01:34,633 --> 01:01:37,533
WE'RE ON YOUR TEAM NOW, HUH?
1582
01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:46,000
THIS IS GONNA BE...
1583
01:01:46,067 --> 01:01:47,667
DELIGHTFUL.
1584
01:01:47,733 --> 01:01:50,400
[ ROARS ]
1585
01:02:06,233 --> 01:02:07,833
GOT TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE
1586
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:08,633
ROAD.
1587
01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:10,233
TARGETING INITIALIZED.
1588
01:02:10,300 --> 01:02:12,333
INPUT 5,000-DIGIT COORDINATE
1589
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,267
CODE NOW.
1590
01:02:39,067 --> 01:02:40,933
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
1591
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,167
[ ROARS ]
1592
01:02:42,233 --> 01:02:47,633
HEY, TAPIOCA TUSH...
1593
01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,333
CATCH.
1594
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:53,100
OOH, MY LIVER SPOT.
1595
01:02:53,167 --> 01:02:55,267
OOH... OOH.
1596
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:56,367
THANKS, DAVID.
1597
01:02:56,433 --> 01:02:58,333
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT
1598
01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,100
YOU GUYS.
1599
01:02:59,167 --> 01:03:00,733
WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO
1600
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,600
FIGURE THAT OUT, BECAUSE WE'RE
1601
01:03:02,667 --> 01:03:03,833
TRANSFORMING BACK.
1602
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:05,333
WHAT?!
1603
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,200
AAHHH!
1604
01:03:08,267 --> 01:03:11,867
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR... HOW WE
1605
01:03:11,933 --> 01:03:13,667
MISS THEM!
1606
01:03:13,733 --> 01:03:16,533
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
1607
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,333
NO!!
1608
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:25,433
OH... YEAH!
1609
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,833
MALFUNCTION, MALFUNCTION.
1610
01:03:33,767 --> 01:03:34,967
YOUR RESISTANCE IS
1611
01:03:35,033 --> 01:03:38,267
IMPRESSIVE, BUT POINTLESS.
1612
01:03:38,333 --> 01:03:41,000
YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND MY SENIOR
1613
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:43,533
CITI-ZOMBIFICATION FOREVER.
1614
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,967
EVEN YOU, MY SON, ARE ZERO
1615
01:03:46,033 --> 01:03:47,533
COMPARED TO ME.
1616
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:52,167
THAT MAY BE, BUT MY SON IS
1617
01:03:52,233 --> 01:03:55,000
NUMBUH 1!
1618
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,967
NEXT STOP... WAY DOWN THE
1619
01:04:02,033 --> 01:04:04,433
LANE!
1620
01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:09,000
AAH!
1621
01:04:09,067 --> 01:04:11,300
GOODBYE, SECTOR "Z."
1622
01:04:11,367 --> 01:04:12,167
I'LL MISS YOU.
1623
01:04:12,233 --> 01:04:13,033
[ SCOFFS ]
1624
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:14,433
A LOT MORE THAN I'LL MISS YOUR
1625
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:15,900
DELIGHTFUL SIDE, THAT'S FOR
1626
01:04:15,967 --> 01:04:16,767
SURE.
1627
01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:18,033
TARGETING SYSTEM DESTROYED.
1628
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:20,067
TARGETING SYSTEM DESTROYED.
1629
01:04:20,133 --> 01:04:20,967
TARGETING SYSTEM...
1630
01:04:21,033 --> 01:04:23,100
LOOKS LIKE I GOT TO DO IT THE
1631
01:04:23,167 --> 01:04:23,967
HARD WAY.
1632
01:04:24,033 --> 01:04:25,933
MANUAL TARGETING SYSTEM...
1633
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,133
ACTIVATED.
1634
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,900
OH, NO, I CAN'T WORK ALL OF
1635
01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:31,767
THESE BIKES ALONE.
1636
01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:35,067
THEN, AGAIN, MAYBE I DON'T HAVE
1637
01:04:35,133 --> 01:04:36,133
TO.
1638
01:04:39,067 --> 01:04:42,100
MUST RESIST.
1639
01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:44,333
[ GRUNTING ]
1640
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:48,033
MUST REMAIN RIGHT HERE.
1641
01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:50,633
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE
1642
01:04:50,700 --> 01:04:51,867
STATIONS!
1643
01:04:51,933 --> 01:04:54,300
[ ALL CHEERING ]
1644
01:04:54,367 --> 01:04:56,000
NICE WORK ON THE BIRTHDAY SUITS,
1645
01:04:56,067 --> 01:04:57,567
NUMBUH 2, EVEN IF THEY HAVEN'T
1646
01:04:57,633 --> 01:04:59,267
COMPLETELY CHANGED YOU BACK YET.
1647
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,767
JUST DOING MY PART FOR THE
1648
01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:01,600
TEAM.
1649
01:05:01,667 --> 01:05:02,533
THIS NEXT PART WILL TAKE
1650
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,900
PERFECT AIM AND TIMING, OLD
1651
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:04,633
FRIEND.
1652
01:05:04,700 --> 01:05:06,067
SURE YOU CAN DO IT?
1653
01:05:06,133 --> 01:05:07,567
NOPE.
1654
01:05:07,633 --> 01:05:09,433
AH!
1655
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:10,000
OW!
1656
01:05:10,067 --> 01:05:10,967
SORRY.
1657
01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:13,267
THE LOWER HALF OF MY BODY IS
1658
01:05:13,333 --> 01:05:14,367
STILL EVIL.
1659
01:05:14,433 --> 01:05:18,733
JUST STEER THE MOON ALREADY.
1660
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,300
TARGET COMING INTO RANGE.
1661
01:05:21,367 --> 01:05:23,233
I NEED MORE POWER IF WE'RE
1662
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:24,767
GONNA FIRE THIS THING.
1663
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:27,200
POUR IT ON.
1664
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,133
HEY, NUMBUH 5, SO WHAT KIND
1665
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,367
OF MISSILE ARE WE FIRING AT THE
1666
01:05:35,433 --> 01:05:36,200
EARTH?
1667
01:05:36,267 --> 01:05:38,067
THERE AREN'T ANY MISSILES
1668
01:05:38,133 --> 01:05:39,233
LEFT, NUMBUH 4.
1669
01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:42,700
STEADY... STEADY...
1670
01:05:42,767 --> 01:05:43,900
NO MISSILES?
1671
01:05:43,967 --> 01:05:45,767
THEN, WHAT THE CRUD ARE WE
1672
01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:46,500
FIRING?
1673
01:05:46,567 --> 01:05:47,233
US.
1674
01:05:47,300 --> 01:05:48,200
WHAT?!
1675
01:05:48,267 --> 01:05:49,467
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
1676
01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:52,933
AND... FIRE NOW!
1677
01:05:58,633 --> 01:06:00,100
NAAAHHH!
1678
01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:03,200
HANG ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR!
1679
01:06:08,667 --> 01:06:13,267
HOW CAN YOU RESIST ME FOR SO
1680
01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:14,667
LONG?!
1681
01:06:14,733 --> 01:06:16,467
SIMPLE, DAD.
1682
01:06:16,533 --> 01:06:19,667
THAT BOOK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR...
1683
01:06:19,733 --> 01:06:22,133
IT'S IN MY BACK POCKET.
1684
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,733
YOU HAVE THE BOOK?
1685
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,100
GIVE IT TO ME.
1686
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:29,500
GIVE ME, GIVE ME.
1687
01:06:29,567 --> 01:06:36,900
AT LAST, MY VICTORY IS COMPLETE!
1688
01:06:36,967 --> 01:06:39,333
WITH THE DESTRUCTION OF THE
1689
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:41,733
BOOK, I WILL RULE THE EARTH
1690
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,300
UNCHALLENGED, AND NOTHING WILL
1691
01:06:44,367 --> 01:06:46,500
EVER STOP ME EVER AGAIN!
1692
01:06:46,567 --> 01:06:49,467
NOT EVEN...
1693
01:06:49,533 --> 01:06:52,800
A "GIHUGIC," FLAMING MOON BASE?
1694
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,733
I HATE EVERYONE.
1695
01:07:16,567 --> 01:07:18,467
GREAT JOB, TEAM.
1696
01:07:18,533 --> 01:07:22,400
ENOUGH WITH THE KICKING ALREADY.
1697
01:07:22,467 --> 01:07:24,833
[ GRUNTING ]
1698
01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:41,967
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ]
1699
01:07:42,033 --> 01:07:45,033
MONTY, MONTY, MONTY, DID YOU
1700
01:07:45,100 --> 01:07:48,100
HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT A MERE 39
1701
01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:50,833
"GAZILLION" TONS OF RED-HOT
1702
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:53,933
METAL AND DUCT TAPE WOULD CRUSH
1703
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,800
ME?
1704
01:07:54,867 --> 01:07:56,200
WASN'T TRYING TO CRUSH YOU,
1705
01:07:56,267 --> 01:07:57,167
PAPPY.
1706
01:07:57,233 --> 01:07:58,409
I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT WOULD
1707
01:07:58,433 --> 01:07:59,833
HAPPEN WHEN YOU PUT AN ADULT
1708
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,467
INTO A DECOMMISSIONING CHAMBER.
1709
01:08:01,533 --> 01:08:02,733
[ GASPS ]
1710
01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:05,000
NOW, NIGEL.
1711
01:08:05,067 --> 01:08:07,800
YOU'RE OUT OF MY WILL, YOU
1712
01:08:07,867 --> 01:08:08,633
BRAT.
1713
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:11,033
AAH!
1714
01:08:21,633 --> 01:08:24,167
IS THIS THE CAFETERIA?
1715
01:08:24,233 --> 01:08:27,733
IT'S MUSHY BEAN NIGHT, YOU KNOW.
1716
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,100
OH, HELLO, PAPPY!
1717
01:08:29,167 --> 01:08:30,967
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING
1718
01:08:31,033 --> 01:08:31,900
FOR A VISIT.
1719
01:08:31,967 --> 01:08:33,400
I WISH I WOULD HAVE HAD A CHANCE
1720
01:08:33,467 --> 01:08:34,867
TO TIDY UP.
1721
01:09:04,167 --> 01:09:06,467
YOU WERE RIGHT.
1722
01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,833
IF YOU'D LISTENED TO ME, WE'D
1723
01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:10,333
ALL BE MAKING TAPIOCA RIGHT NOW.
1724
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:12,167
YOU BELIEVED IN NUMBUH ZERO AND
1725
01:09:12,233 --> 01:09:13,867
SAVED NOT ONLY THE KIDS NEXT
1726
01:09:13,933 --> 01:09:15,133
DOOR, BUT THE WORLD.
1727
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:16,700
NOT TO MENTION, YOU FOUND OUT
1728
01:09:16,767 --> 01:09:18,233
NUMBUH ZERO WAS TOTALLY YOUR
1729
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:18,900
DAD!
1730
01:09:18,967 --> 01:09:20,433
I KNOW, RIGHT?
1731
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:22,267
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
1732
01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:24,100
IT WAS YOU THAT WAS RIGHT.
1733
01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:25,800
I PUT MYSELF BEFORE THE TEAM.
1734
01:09:25,867 --> 01:09:27,500
BUT I COULDN'T HAVE SAVED THE
1735
01:09:27,567 --> 01:09:28,700
WORLD WITHOUT THEM.
1736
01:09:28,767 --> 01:09:30,533
I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU BY
1737
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,067
GIVING YOU NUMBUH 86's
1738
01:09:32,133 --> 01:09:32,867
PROMOTION.
1739
01:09:32,933 --> 01:09:34,333
AH, LET HER KEEP IT.
1740
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:36,300
I'D RATHER BE WITH MY FRIENDS IN
1741
01:09:36,367 --> 01:09:37,500
SECTOR "V" ANYWAY.
1742
01:09:37,567 --> 01:09:38,600
I UNDERSTAND.
1743
01:09:38,667 --> 01:09:40,567
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
1744
01:09:40,633 --> 01:09:42,000
I'VE GOT ONE LAST TEAMMATE TO
1745
01:09:42,067 --> 01:09:44,200
FIND.
1746
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,467
OKAY, NUMBUH ZERO, LET'S
1747
01:09:46,533 --> 01:09:48,667
RECOMMISSION YOU AGAIN.
1748
01:09:48,733 --> 01:09:50,233
NO!
1749
01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:51,567
NOT NOW.
1750
01:09:51,633 --> 01:09:54,133
YOU CAN'T BREAK NOW.
1751
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,500
HELLO, SON.
1752
01:09:55,567 --> 01:09:56,400
DAD?
1753
01:09:56,467 --> 01:09:59,000
IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, THEN
1754
01:09:59,067 --> 01:10:00,067
WE'VE WON.
1755
01:10:00,133 --> 01:10:01,133
CONGRATULATIONS.
1756
01:10:01,167 --> 01:10:02,800
YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY
1757
01:10:02,867 --> 01:10:04,467
THE RECOMMISSIONING MODULE IS
1758
01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:05,167
BROKEN.
1759
01:10:05,233 --> 01:10:06,700
WELL, I BROKE IT.
1760
01:10:06,767 --> 01:10:09,300
I HAD A HUNCH YOU MIGHT WANT TO
1761
01:10:09,367 --> 01:10:11,933
USE IT TO GET NUMBUH ZERO BACK.
1762
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,867
WELL, LOOK.
1763
01:10:14,933 --> 01:10:16,733
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE TONS MORE
1764
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,567
ADVENTURES WITH THE SUPER-COOL
1765
01:10:18,633 --> 01:10:20,200
NUMBUH 1 AND HIS TEAM.
1766
01:10:20,267 --> 01:10:24,100
BUT I'M JUST NOT A KID ANYMORE.
1767
01:10:24,167 --> 01:10:26,200
I'M AN ADULT, AND I NEED TO
1768
01:10:26,267 --> 01:10:27,833
COMPLETE THE MOST IMPORTANT
1769
01:10:27,900 --> 01:10:30,400
MISSION OF MY LIFE... BEING A
1770
01:10:30,467 --> 01:10:32,467
GOOD FATHER TO MY SON.
1771
01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:34,400
SO, YOU'RE THE KEEPER OF THE
1772
01:10:34,467 --> 01:10:35,633
BOOK NOW, NIGEL.
1773
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:36,700
THAT'S RIGHT.
1774
01:10:36,767 --> 01:10:38,400
KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP AND MAKE
1775
01:10:38,467 --> 01:10:39,867
SURE EVERYONE GETS TO WRITE
1776
01:10:39,933 --> 01:10:43,367
THEIR OWN CRACKERJACK STORY.
1777
01:10:52,733 --> 01:10:54,833
I SAY, WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND
1778
01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:56,167
HERE, OLD BEAN?
1779
01:10:56,233 --> 01:10:58,433
YOU KIDS BUILDING ONE OF YOUR
1780
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,367
2x4 TECHNO-BOB THINGIES?
1781
01:11:00,433 --> 01:11:01,500
NO, DAD.
1782
01:11:01,567 --> 01:11:03,933
I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH AN OLD
1783
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,933
FRIEND.
1784
01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:18,100
THERE IS A STORY SOME KIDS TELL
1785
01:11:18,167 --> 01:11:20,133
OF NOT SO LONG AGO, WHEN THE
1786
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:21,600
WORLD WAS ALMOST RULED BY AN
1787
01:11:21,667 --> 01:11:23,733
EVIL ADULT... A STORY ABOUT A
1788
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:26,767
BOY, HIS DAD, A BOOK, AND A
1789
01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:27,900
TREE.
1790
01:11:27,967 --> 01:11:29,433
IT'S THE TRUE STORY OF HOW I
1791
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,567
FOUND THE "BOOK OF K.N.D." AND
1792
01:11:31,633 --> 01:11:33,400
WHAT I WROTE IN IT.
1793
01:11:33,467 --> 01:11:37,400
FIVE WORDS ONLY... WE ARE KIDS
1794
01:11:37,467 --> 01:11:40,333
NEXT DOOR.
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