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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,947 --> 00:00:21,414 "Love always, I'll never forget-- 2 00:00:21,414 --> 00:00:22,947 Doug penhall" 3 00:00:22,947 --> 00:00:25,114 "Love always, I'll never forget-- 4 00:00:25,114 --> 00:00:26,247 Doug penhall." 5 00:00:26,247 --> 00:00:27,747 Catchy, huh? 6 00:00:27,747 --> 00:00:29,947 Susan atkinson. 7 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:31,747 How many are you Sending out? 8 00:00:31,747 --> 00:00:32,747 About 200. 9 00:00:32,747 --> 00:00:33,747 Two hundred? 10 00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:36,081 Every woman I've ever dated. 11 00:00:36,081 --> 00:00:37,447 Why? 12 00:00:37,447 --> 00:00:38,781 Never fails. 13 00:00:38,781 --> 00:00:42,047 One of them who hasn't thought Of my name in four years 14 00:00:42,047 --> 00:00:44,114 Has just broken up With her boyfriend. 15 00:00:44,114 --> 00:00:46,647 She'll be charmed, She'll call me. 16 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,181 And then? 17 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,447 We'll both go out. 18 00:00:49,447 --> 00:00:51,347 We'll both be disappointed. 19 00:00:51,347 --> 00:00:52,581 See? Never fails. 20 00:00:52,581 --> 00:00:53,647 Why bother? 21 00:00:55,547 --> 00:00:57,881 What happened to dorothy? 22 00:00:57,881 --> 00:00:59,281 This thing with dorothy 23 00:00:59,281 --> 00:01:01,181 Has been going on Since we were 14. 24 00:01:01,181 --> 00:01:03,514 Never lasts more Than six months. 25 00:01:03,514 --> 00:01:06,214 I got to plan for the future. 26 00:01:06,214 --> 00:01:09,014 But you're going To get together 27 00:01:09,014 --> 00:01:10,947 For valentine's, right? 28 00:01:10,947 --> 00:01:13,014 She's with her parents This week. 29 00:01:13,014 --> 00:01:14,247 How about you? 30 00:01:14,247 --> 00:01:16,114 Going out with amy? 31 00:01:16,114 --> 00:01:19,214 We had a little bit Of a disagreement. 32 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,547 I hate valentine's day. 33 00:01:23,547 --> 00:01:25,481 Enough of a disagreement To blow off 34 00:01:25,481 --> 00:01:26,247 Valentine's day? 35 00:01:26,247 --> 00:01:27,981 That's not a Disagreement. 36 00:01:27,981 --> 00:01:29,147 That's a meltdown. 37 00:01:29,147 --> 00:01:31,281 Or is it that you're too cheap 38 00:01:31,281 --> 00:01:33,614 And you break up Before the holiday 39 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:35,614 So you won't have To buy no present? 40 00:01:35,614 --> 00:01:38,647 No, I hate Valentine's day. 41 00:01:38,647 --> 00:01:39,847 Iok, got a date? 42 00:01:39,847 --> 00:01:41,781 There's this girl I just met 43 00:01:41,781 --> 00:01:44,114 But it seems Too serious to leap 44 00:01:44,114 --> 00:01:46,014 Into a valentine's Day date. 45 00:01:46,014 --> 00:01:48,014 She blew you off, huh? 46 00:01:48,014 --> 00:01:49,281 Basically. 47 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:50,514 Hey. 48 00:01:50,514 --> 00:01:52,981 Ioki: You spending the night Alone, too, jude? 49 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:55,014 I threw this on To go to the gym. 50 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:56,681 Don't make a big deal of it. 51 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,281 I'm just going to dinner. 52 00:01:58,281 --> 00:02:00,514 That dress makes it A big deal. 53 00:02:00,514 --> 00:02:01,514 Who is he? 54 00:02:01,514 --> 00:02:03,747 Nobody special. 55 00:02:04,647 --> 00:02:06,314 Assistant d.A. Lamar, okay? 56 00:02:06,314 --> 00:02:08,214 Oooh. Oooh. Oooh. 57 00:02:08,214 --> 00:02:09,814 It's just dinner. 58 00:02:09,814 --> 00:02:11,214 On valentine's day. 59 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,614 On a school night. 60 00:02:12,614 --> 00:02:14,847 I'll be home early, daddy. 61 00:02:15,681 --> 00:02:17,847 How come she Has a date 62 00:02:17,847 --> 00:02:18,914 And we don't? 63 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:20,114 Hanson: It's the dress. 64 00:02:20,114 --> 00:02:21,581 ( whistles ) 65 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:25,114 Maybe she'll let You borrow it. 66 00:02:25,114 --> 00:02:26,647 Why are you So happy? 67 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,147 It's valentine's day. 68 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,581 For once I remembered 69 00:02:29,581 --> 00:02:32,147 To send flowers and candy To my wife. 70 00:02:32,147 --> 00:02:34,681 You going home For a home-cooked meal? 71 00:02:34,681 --> 00:02:36,014 You kidding me? 72 00:02:36,014 --> 00:02:39,581 I just bought myself an excuse For not coming home 73 00:02:39,581 --> 00:02:42,047 For at least the next Five hours. 74 00:02:42,047 --> 00:02:43,547 What are you Doing to do? 75 00:02:43,547 --> 00:02:45,981 If I had a seven, eight... 76 00:02:45,981 --> 00:02:47,814 Ten, jack showing 77 00:02:47,814 --> 00:02:48,914 And raised 20 78 00:02:48,914 --> 00:02:50,414 Would you match me? 79 00:02:50,414 --> 00:02:52,981 You are talking about The manly art of poker 80 00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:54,414 On valentine's day. 81 00:02:54,414 --> 00:02:56,847 Did somebody say poker? 82 00:02:56,847 --> 00:02:58,481 I played poker once. 83 00:02:59,281 --> 00:03:01,081 Night, guys. 84 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,114 Captain. 85 00:03:03,181 --> 00:03:04,314 You got a date? 86 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,947 You are asking moi, Adam fuller 87 00:03:06,947 --> 00:03:10,647 If I have a date On valentine's day, harry? 88 00:03:10,647 --> 00:03:11,747 That's right. 89 00:03:11,747 --> 00:03:13,714 ( laughs ) 90 00:03:13,714 --> 00:03:15,214 No. 91 00:03:15,214 --> 00:03:16,647 If blowfish raised $20 92 00:03:16,647 --> 00:03:19,181 On a possible Inside straight 93 00:03:19,181 --> 00:03:21,181 Would you match him? 94 00:03:21,181 --> 00:03:23,781 Depends. 95 00:03:25,547 --> 00:03:26,714 What's wild? 96 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:28,614 Has he bluffed before? 97 00:03:28,614 --> 00:03:31,347 Has he had much to drink? 98 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:35,647 What's his bank like? 99 00:03:35,647 --> 00:03:37,014 Has he been Losing 100 00:03:37,014 --> 00:03:38,914 The rest Of the night? 101 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,781 Gentlemen 102 00:03:42,781 --> 00:03:44,081 Ante up. 103 00:03:44,081 --> 00:03:45,547 ( whooping ) 104 00:03:57,914 --> 00:04:00,347 ♪ we never thought of finding ♪ 105 00:04:00,347 --> 00:04:03,081 ♪ the place where we belong ♪ 106 00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:06,214 ♪ don't have to stand alone ♪ 107 00:04:06,214 --> 00:04:08,214 ♪ we'll never let you fall ♪ 108 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:10,381 ♪ don't need permission ♪ 109 00:04:10,381 --> 00:04:13,281 ♪ to decide what you believe ♪ 110 00:04:14,347 --> 00:04:15,547 ♪ whoo! ♪ 111 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,581 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 112 00:04:17,581 --> 00:04:19,281 ♪ down on jump street ♪ 113 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:20,647 ♪ I said jump! ♪ 114 00:04:20,647 --> 00:04:24,047 ♪ down on jump street ♪ 115 00:04:24,047 --> 00:04:26,014 ♪ your friends will be there ♪ 116 00:04:26,014 --> 00:04:29,481 ♪ when your back is To the wall ♪ 117 00:04:29,481 --> 00:04:32,047 ♪ you'll find you need us ♪ 118 00:04:32,047 --> 00:04:35,614 ♪ 'cause there's no one else To call ♪ 119 00:04:35,614 --> 00:04:37,014 ♪ when it looks hopeless ♪ 120 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:40,047 ♪ a decision's what you need ♪ 121 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,014 ♪ you better be ready to ♪ 122 00:04:42,014 --> 00:04:43,614 ♪ be ready to ♪ 123 00:04:43,614 --> 00:04:45,047 ♪ jump! ♪ 124 00:04:45,047 --> 00:04:47,314 ♪ 21 jump street! ♪ 125 00:04:50,414 --> 00:04:53,214 Seven card high-low With a declaration, gentlemen. 126 00:04:53,214 --> 00:04:55,147 I'm not sure I follow this. 127 00:04:55,147 --> 00:04:57,414 We told you We're not buying 128 00:04:57,414 --> 00:04:59,247 The "I never played Poker" routine. 129 00:05:00,647 --> 00:05:02,581 Okay, I raise. 130 00:05:02,581 --> 00:05:04,747 You can't raise until I deal. 131 00:05:04,747 --> 00:05:06,514 I like blind raises. 132 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:08,681 We may have A compulsive Gambler here. 133 00:05:08,681 --> 00:05:10,047 Open for a dollar. 134 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:12,047 Two compulsive Gamblers. 135 00:05:12,047 --> 00:05:14,147 I raise. 136 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,314 There you go. 137 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:18,181 You might want to look At your cards first. 138 00:05:18,181 --> 00:05:18,981 You didn't. 139 00:05:18,981 --> 00:05:20,914 I'm a compulsive gambler. 140 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,047 This is pitiful. 141 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:28,047 Five guys on valentine's 142 00:05:28,047 --> 00:05:29,981 And not one of us Has a date. 143 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,481 I almost had a date. 144 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:33,947 You almost had A brutal fight. 145 00:05:33,947 --> 00:05:35,147 Same thing. 146 00:05:35,147 --> 00:05:36,547 I call. 147 00:05:36,547 --> 00:05:37,681 Call. 148 00:05:37,681 --> 00:05:39,681 ( laughs ) 149 00:05:41,447 --> 00:05:45,314 I just remembered the date I had once on valentine's day-- 150 00:05:45,314 --> 00:05:47,247 The worst date of my life. 151 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,747 I took this girl, janet brown, To the movies. 152 00:05:51,747 --> 00:05:52,747 It rained. 153 00:05:52,747 --> 00:05:54,481 It was a drive-in. 154 00:05:54,481 --> 00:05:55,847 Had a convertible. 155 00:05:55,847 --> 00:05:58,514 The top wouldn't go up And the movie 156 00:05:58,514 --> 00:06:00,081 Was tora, Tora, tora. 157 00:06:00,081 --> 00:06:03,814 Then the car got stolen And it wasn't even my car. 158 00:06:03,814 --> 00:06:05,381 I borrowed the thing. 159 00:06:05,381 --> 00:06:07,081 I've had worse dates. 160 00:06:07,081 --> 00:06:07,947 So have I. 161 00:06:07,947 --> 00:06:09,114 It's up to the pair. 162 00:06:09,114 --> 00:06:11,347 Can I raise? 163 00:06:11,347 --> 00:06:13,081 Good acting job, harry. 164 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,714 He bets a dollar. 165 00:06:14,714 --> 00:06:15,747 Raise a buck. 166 00:06:15,747 --> 00:06:16,814 Whoa. 167 00:06:16,814 --> 00:06:17,881 Blowfish: Call. 168 00:06:17,881 --> 00:06:20,414 I had the worse date ever. 169 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,481 It changed my life forever. 170 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:24,181 In. Come on, forever? 171 00:06:24,181 --> 00:06:26,114 Forever. 172 00:06:26,114 --> 00:06:27,047 Get out of here. 173 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:29,047 Both: Throw in a chip, harry. 174 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:30,414 Poke, poke, You owe me a coke. 175 00:06:30,414 --> 00:06:32,414 I thought you were born married. 176 00:06:32,414 --> 00:06:33,681 Just about. 177 00:06:33,681 --> 00:06:35,381 No help... 178 00:06:35,381 --> 00:06:36,747 Trips... 179 00:06:36,747 --> 00:06:38,814 Why you in? 180 00:06:38,814 --> 00:06:40,314 Very nice low. 181 00:06:40,314 --> 00:06:42,114 I still haven't Recovered. 182 00:06:42,114 --> 00:06:45,881 I was 16, had this thing Planned for months. 183 00:06:45,881 --> 00:06:47,747 See, rosa d'angelo promised 184 00:06:47,747 --> 00:06:50,914 That on her 16th birthday, We'd go all the way. 185 00:06:50,914 --> 00:06:52,814 Penhall: Poor rosa D'angelo. 186 00:06:52,814 --> 00:06:55,447 No, poor sal banducci. 187 00:06:55,447 --> 00:06:59,247 ( "Chances are" Sung by johnny mathis ) 188 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:04,547 Blowfish: The master was at work Making the final preparations. 189 00:07:04,547 --> 00:07:09,347 Her father was bowling, Her mother was in Philadelphia. 190 00:07:10,947 --> 00:07:12,714 Rosa: Sal? 191 00:07:12,714 --> 00:07:14,114 I can't see a thing. 192 00:07:14,114 --> 00:07:16,514 Penhall: I bet your wife Was gorgeous then. 193 00:07:16,514 --> 00:07:19,414 Blowfish: No way. This is a true story. 194 00:07:19,414 --> 00:07:21,781 Rosa, I love you. 195 00:07:21,781 --> 00:07:24,514 I really do 196 00:07:24,514 --> 00:07:27,181 And I'll respect you In the morning. 197 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:29,214 Do you respect me now? 198 00:07:29,214 --> 00:07:31,347 Hey! Are we gonna tell stories Or are we gonna play cards? 199 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:33,581 Good poker face, harry. 200 00:07:33,581 --> 00:07:36,447 Penhall: Was she really into it, sal? 201 00:07:36,447 --> 00:07:38,914 Blowfish: She was crazy for me. 202 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:40,781 You know, if He catches us 203 00:07:40,781 --> 00:07:42,847 We're going to have To get married. 204 00:07:42,847 --> 00:07:43,781 Jesus? 205 00:07:43,781 --> 00:07:45,847 My father. 206 00:07:45,847 --> 00:07:47,281 Geez. 207 00:07:47,281 --> 00:07:49,281 Rosa... 208 00:07:49,281 --> 00:07:50,814 He won't Catch us. 209 00:07:50,814 --> 00:07:51,914 He's bowling. 210 00:07:51,914 --> 00:07:54,581 Nothing gets in the way Of his bowling. 211 00:07:54,581 --> 00:07:55,614 Come on. 212 00:07:55,614 --> 00:07:57,347 Come back here. 213 00:07:58,914 --> 00:08:01,114 That's better. 214 00:08:06,547 --> 00:08:08,747 What if he comes Back early? 215 00:08:08,747 --> 00:08:11,481 He's not going To come back early. 216 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:12,947 I want something To drink. 217 00:08:12,947 --> 00:08:15,381 Do you want a drink? 218 00:08:15,381 --> 00:08:17,047 No, thank you. 219 00:08:17,047 --> 00:08:19,014 Blowfish: At this point 220 00:08:19,014 --> 00:08:21,614 I had to start working faster. 221 00:08:21,614 --> 00:08:22,914 I didn't want To run out of time. 222 00:08:22,914 --> 00:08:27,381 Actually, I knew exactly when Mr. D'angelo was coming home. 223 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,314 See, I had harvey messing-- 224 00:08:29,314 --> 00:08:32,447 My man on the inside. 225 00:08:32,447 --> 00:08:33,547 Yeah. 226 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:38,247 No, look, I got him In my sight, sal. 227 00:08:38,247 --> 00:08:40,047 You're golden. 228 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:45,281 ( triumphant yell ) 229 00:08:45,281 --> 00:08:47,414 Tunnel of strikes. 230 00:08:47,414 --> 00:08:49,581 Tunnel of strikes. 231 00:08:49,581 --> 00:08:52,314 I believe that ties it up. 232 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:59,081 What say we double it up For this last game? 233 00:09:02,614 --> 00:09:04,714 You got it. 234 00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:07,614 Whoa, great news. 235 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:10,714 They're upping the stakes. 236 00:09:10,714 --> 00:09:12,614 Ten more frames. 237 00:09:12,614 --> 00:09:16,914 That's 40 minutes Of serious bowling. 238 00:09:16,914 --> 00:09:19,247 Rosa: Sallie. 239 00:09:19,247 --> 00:09:21,314 Who was that? 240 00:09:21,314 --> 00:09:23,481 Oh, nobody. 241 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:24,781 Nobody called? 242 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,647 No, no, come. Sit down. 243 00:09:30,647 --> 00:09:32,114 That's better. 244 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:34,914 Penhall: This sounds like your bestdate. 245 00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:37,281 Fuller: Except it's with your wife. 246 00:09:37,281 --> 00:09:40,514 Blowfish: It would have been, Except for messing. 247 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:41,481 Messing. 248 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,214 Guy lost his cookies In the can. 249 00:09:44,214 --> 00:09:45,581 Grab your mop. 250 00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:55,681 Messing. 251 00:09:56,547 --> 00:09:57,647 Ow! 252 00:09:57,647 --> 00:09:58,747 You... 253 00:09:58,747 --> 00:10:00,414 You did that On purpose. 254 00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:01,781 It slipped. Give me a break. 255 00:10:01,781 --> 00:10:03,081 Blowfish: "Lou the house" 256 00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:05,181 Was not a guy You wanted to mess with. 257 00:10:05,181 --> 00:10:07,614 He was big-- Had his own zip code. 258 00:10:07,614 --> 00:10:09,114 But if a guy 259 00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:11,747 Can't finish a match His team loses. 260 00:10:11,747 --> 00:10:13,147 We ain't forfeiting. 261 00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:15,247 You cheap bum. 262 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,681 Play by the rules. 263 00:10:16,681 --> 00:10:19,114 Who you calling cheap? 264 00:10:19,114 --> 00:10:20,247 Blowfish: He was cheap. 265 00:10:20,247 --> 00:10:23,681 He once tossed a quater into a Toll and missed. 266 00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:30,214 He leaned out and forgot he had A seatbelt on and got a hernia. 267 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,314 Blowfish: By this time 268 00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:42,747 I really had To start moving faster. 269 00:10:42,747 --> 00:10:44,414 Somebody's here. 270 00:10:44,414 --> 00:10:45,681 Nobody's here. 271 00:10:45,681 --> 00:10:47,147 I heard a car. 272 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,747 There's no car. 273 00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:50,114 ( car door slams ) 274 00:10:50,114 --> 00:10:52,947 Yeah? Nobody just Opened the garage door. 275 00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:03,081 Rosa: There's no room. There's no room. 276 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:06,314 Sal, I really think You should go home now. 277 00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:20,747 Penhall: I'm starting to like This story. 278 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,814 There's great potential For tragedy here. 279 00:11:23,814 --> 00:11:27,781 Damn kids leaving clothes All over the damn place. 280 00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:29,547 Rosa. 281 00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:36,214 Rosa. 282 00:11:43,781 --> 00:11:45,814 Blowfish: I was a dead man. 283 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:47,114 Rosa. 284 00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:15,214 ( moans ) 285 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,947 Hi, mr. D'angelo. 286 00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:08,814 Just call me... Dad. 287 00:13:12,147 --> 00:13:14,447 ( all laughing ) 288 00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:20,381 He had a brother Who was a priest. 289 00:13:20,381 --> 00:13:23,581 So we got married the next day At 9:00 a.M. 290 00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:26,781 Big lou was not taking Any chances. 291 00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:32,647 Gentlemen, my entire Wedding album. 292 00:13:41,481 --> 00:13:44,081 What's ironic is that We never did anything. 293 00:13:45,414 --> 00:13:47,581 My wife was a virgin On our wedding night. 294 00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:50,381 Okay, guys... Look. 295 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:55,214 I'm not sure I understand this Idea of a wild card thing. 296 00:13:55,214 --> 00:13:57,181 Doesn't matter harry, You're winning. 297 00:13:57,181 --> 00:14:03,014 Harry, look me in the eye and Tell me you have never played Poker before. 298 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:08,181 Just once, maybe twice. 299 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:12,781 Uh, sevens and tens are the... Wild thing. 300 00:14:12,781 --> 00:14:15,614 Sevens and tens. 301 00:14:15,614 --> 00:14:19,747 Okay, tens and the guys With the one eye. 302 00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,314 Penhall: I dated a girl With one eye once. 303 00:14:22,314 --> 00:14:23,481 She had two eyes 304 00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:25,581 But had an Eye patch over one. 305 00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:28,047 I think it was For that one date. 306 00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:29,447 Penhall, give me a break. 307 00:14:29,447 --> 00:14:33,247 She tied me to the mast Of her father's sailboat. 308 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:35,647 Kept me there for three days. 309 00:14:37,781 --> 00:14:40,381 It was the best weekend Of my life. 310 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,247 Admit it, penhall. 311 00:14:43,247 --> 00:14:45,981 You've had at least One bad date. 312 00:14:45,981 --> 00:14:47,814 Okay, maybe once. 313 00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:51,414 Mary lou and Betty sue fitzgerald. 314 00:14:51,414 --> 00:14:52,514 Sisters? 315 00:14:52,514 --> 00:14:55,381 Identical twins And I'm talking cute. 316 00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:56,781 I was madly in love 317 00:14:56,781 --> 00:14:59,414 Or at least Filled with lust. 318 00:14:59,414 --> 00:15:00,181 Which one? 319 00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:01,247 Filled with lust. 320 00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:03,181 Which sister? 321 00:15:03,181 --> 00:15:06,114 They were identical twins, Man. 322 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:07,514 It didn't matter. 323 00:15:07,514 --> 00:15:08,947 Penhall, you are a dog. 324 00:15:08,947 --> 00:15:13,181 Hey, man, I wanted to go out With these girls like forever. 325 00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:15,114 I didn't care which, either. 326 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,947 So I run into one, right? 327 00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:18,081 Uh, betty lou... 328 00:15:18,081 --> 00:15:19,314 Hanson: Betty sue. 329 00:15:19,314 --> 00:15:21,414 Betty sue... At the supermarket. 330 00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:24,247 I ask her out to dinner, She says yes. 331 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:27,747 Then I call her up: "Are we still on for tonight? 332 00:15:27,747 --> 00:15:30,047 9:00 at the tiki room." 333 00:15:30,047 --> 00:15:32,614 The voice sounded Exactly the same. 334 00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:34,247 I didn't realize it was 335 00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:38,214 The other one who answered And agreed to go out. 336 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:41,281 I didn't find out until it was Too late. 337 00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:48,314 Penhall: We went to one of those Tahitian places 338 00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:52,281 Where they've got the drinks With the umbrellas in them-- 339 00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:54,181 With fruit mix and all that. 340 00:15:54,181 --> 00:15:58,081 Two of those and you either Got drunk or sick or both. 341 00:15:58,081 --> 00:15:59,914 So. 342 00:15:59,914 --> 00:16:01,481 So. 343 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:04,214 That's a... Nice dress. 344 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,481 Thanks. 345 00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:11,881 This... This restaurant... Is nice, isn't it? 346 00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:14,314 Hanson: Whose nightmare is this, Hers or yours? 347 00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:17,114 Penhall: I was nervous. 348 00:16:17,114 --> 00:16:20,181 Hanson: You were boring. 349 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:24,581 So how's the auto rental Business been? 350 00:16:24,581 --> 00:16:26,147 It's made me understand 351 00:16:26,147 --> 00:16:29,581 That there are only two ways To live your life. 352 00:16:30,947 --> 00:16:33,314 Weekly or by the mile. 353 00:16:33,314 --> 00:16:35,747 That's funny. 354 00:16:35,747 --> 00:16:37,981 You want to hear What our specials are? 355 00:16:37,981 --> 00:16:39,647 Betty sue: Why don't you Bring us 356 00:16:39,647 --> 00:16:41,447 Anything that comes on fire? 357 00:16:41,447 --> 00:16:43,214 Waiter: Are you kidding? 358 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:47,247 Most of what we serve comes Surrounded by a bed of flame. 359 00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:48,547 I'll bring menus. 360 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:52,447 Is this place great or what? 361 00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:55,447 Will you excuse me a second? 362 00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:56,681 Blowfish: Great story. 363 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:59,447 So far you can't Make conversation 364 00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:02,447 And you got to go To the bathroom. 365 00:17:04,681 --> 00:17:07,047 Penhall: That's what did me in. 366 00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:10,281 I should have gone Before I left the house. 367 00:17:10,281 --> 00:17:11,814 Woman: Doug. 368 00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:13,847 Oh, doug. 369 00:17:13,847 --> 00:17:15,247 Wake up, Penhall. 370 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:18,847 I was beginning To think you Wouldn't show. 371 00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,314 Wouldn't show? 372 00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:22,281 Well, you're A little late. 373 00:17:22,281 --> 00:17:24,614 Penhall: Then it hit me. 374 00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:26,547 The woman I left In the dining room 375 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,781 And the woman in the bar Were identical. 376 00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:33,314 Suddenly I realized They were both my dates. 377 00:17:33,314 --> 00:17:35,881 Did I call you And ask you out? 378 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:37,047 Yeah, of course. 379 00:17:37,047 --> 00:17:39,014 And I accepted. 380 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,247 That's why we're here. 381 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:44,281 I didn't run into you At the supermarket? 382 00:17:44,281 --> 00:17:46,014 No, why? 383 00:17:46,014 --> 00:17:49,881 Nothing. 384 00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:55,014 Are you going to sit Or shall we go eat? 385 00:17:55,014 --> 00:17:57,581 Penhall: For a moment, I thought About coming clean. 386 00:17:57,581 --> 00:18:01,781 I've been thinking About this for a long time. 387 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,114 You know those guys, Devil and angel 388 00:18:05,114 --> 00:18:09,381 Who appear on your shoulder Right about now? 389 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:11,281 He won. 390 00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:14,347 Me, too. 391 00:18:14,347 --> 00:18:19,214 I've always thought of you As being very special. 392 00:18:19,214 --> 00:18:21,447 Wrong, wrong, wrong. 393 00:18:21,447 --> 00:18:22,414 That was stupid. 394 00:18:22,414 --> 00:18:23,181 And greedy. 395 00:18:23,181 --> 00:18:24,314 And stupid. 396 00:18:24,314 --> 00:18:25,681 Hanson: I thought you 397 00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:27,381 Only wanted one of them. 398 00:18:27,381 --> 00:18:31,281 Penhall: I do, did... This way I could Double my odds. 399 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:33,747 Penhall, you are a dog. 400 00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:37,414 Hey, what does it mean When you have 3 of one kind And 2 of the other. 401 00:18:38,047 --> 00:18:38,947 Full house. 402 00:18:38,947 --> 00:18:41,714 Ha, ha. Four kings. 403 00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,714 Your full house is tens Over jacks. 404 00:18:44,714 --> 00:18:45,881 Is that bad? 405 00:18:45,881 --> 00:18:48,814 Tens and one eyed jacks are Wild. You have five aces. 406 00:18:53,047 --> 00:18:54,947 I still think we're Being conned here. 407 00:19:00,947 --> 00:19:03,147 Hanson: Penhall, you're a pig. 408 00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,181 Your date's in the other room. 409 00:19:05,181 --> 00:19:07,814 Penhall: I know, but when you think About it 410 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,047 Which one did I ask out? 411 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,147 Fuller: Dog. 412 00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:15,314 Gosh, look At the time. 413 00:19:15,314 --> 00:19:18,981 I have this very Important phone call 414 00:19:18,981 --> 00:19:22,747 I was supposed to make Five minutes ago. 415 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:25,114 Will you be Right here? 416 00:19:25,114 --> 00:19:27,714 Yeah, I'm not Going anywhere. 417 00:19:27,714 --> 00:19:29,481 I'm with you. 418 00:19:29,481 --> 00:19:30,614 Right. 419 00:19:35,214 --> 00:19:37,514 Waiter: Twins. 420 00:19:37,514 --> 00:19:41,114 You're really going After a pair of twins. 421 00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:44,547 I swear I read about This in forum once. 422 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:47,081 Look, I'm a guy, You're a guy. 423 00:19:47,081 --> 00:19:50,347 I'm proud of what You're trying to do. 424 00:19:50,347 --> 00:19:52,281 I'll help you If I can. 425 00:19:52,281 --> 00:19:55,014 But if I don't See it in the tip 426 00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:57,914 I'd feel it was My duty to explain 427 00:19:57,914 --> 00:20:01,281 To those fine women What you're up to. 428 00:20:04,081 --> 00:20:06,314 20 percent and Their phone number. 429 00:20:06,314 --> 00:20:07,414 Go for it. 430 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,614 Hanson: I got it. The waiter is the devil. 431 00:20:09,614 --> 00:20:11,847 He was the little guy wispering In your ear. 432 00:20:11,847 --> 00:20:13,347 No! 433 00:20:13,347 --> 00:20:14,747 Are you sure? 434 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,081 Yes I'm sure. 435 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,581 Just a guess, go on. 436 00:20:18,581 --> 00:20:20,081 I'm trying to tell a story here. 437 00:20:20,081 --> 00:20:21,447 Sorry. 438 00:20:21,447 --> 00:20:26,047 Okay, so then she says "I was Beginning to worry about you." 439 00:20:28,381 --> 00:20:31,547 I stopped to talk to a guy I know at the bar. 440 00:20:31,547 --> 00:20:33,281 Why not have him join us? 441 00:20:33,281 --> 00:20:37,214 He's shy. 442 00:20:37,214 --> 00:20:39,814 You met some woman At the bar. 443 00:20:39,814 --> 00:20:41,347 You're afraid To admit it. 444 00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:42,347 Fess up. 445 00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:45,447 Okay, yeah. I did. 446 00:20:45,447 --> 00:20:47,814 But she's Nothing. 447 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,781 You're special and I'm with you. 448 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:52,714 Penhall: The girl in the bar 449 00:20:52,714 --> 00:20:54,014 Was not my type. 450 00:20:54,014 --> 00:20:55,381 Yeah? 451 00:20:56,914 --> 00:20:59,347 Maybe I'm not here with you. 452 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:02,714 Maybe I'm not that special. 453 00:21:03,881 --> 00:21:06,047 Maybe I'm mary lou. 454 00:21:07,447 --> 00:21:09,314 I'm just kidding. 455 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,047 It's a twin joke. 456 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:14,114 Penhall: After this, the date Goes fabulously. 457 00:21:14,114 --> 00:21:15,947 I'm telling her stories 458 00:21:15,947 --> 00:21:18,414 About dangerous shoot-outs And drug buys. 459 00:21:18,414 --> 00:21:21,647 She's telling me about Corporate rates and leasing. 460 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,547 Blowfish: I bet you were so nervous You twitched. 461 00:21:24,547 --> 00:21:26,047 Penhall: Wouldn't you be? 462 00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:29,947 I had the chance of a lifetime In the palm of my hands. 463 00:21:31,414 --> 00:21:33,147 Sir, your Lights are on. 464 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:34,247 Your lights? 465 00:21:34,247 --> 00:21:35,447 On your car. 466 00:21:35,447 --> 00:21:37,347 I have a motorcycle. 467 00:21:37,347 --> 00:21:39,414 That's what I meant. 468 00:21:47,481 --> 00:21:49,614 The one at the bar 469 00:21:49,614 --> 00:21:51,981 Just went to check The phones. 470 00:21:51,981 --> 00:21:53,147 Where are the phones? 471 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:54,414 By the men's room. 472 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,914 I was going To my car 473 00:21:56,914 --> 00:21:59,614 To get some change For the phones. 474 00:21:59,614 --> 00:22:00,914 Long distance. 475 00:22:00,914 --> 00:22:05,181 Why don't we go out to your car And leave, douglas? 476 00:22:14,247 --> 00:22:18,014 Penhall: The thing is I can't Get out with mary lou 477 00:22:18,014 --> 00:22:19,281 Who's in the bar 478 00:22:19,281 --> 00:22:21,847 Because we'd have to get by Betty sue 479 00:22:21,847 --> 00:22:23,647 Who's in the dining room. 480 00:22:23,647 --> 00:22:26,847 I can't get by mary lou To get to betty sue. 481 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:30,281 Those legs... Those... Those everything elses. 482 00:22:30,281 --> 00:22:34,481 I knew I'd never make it By her. 483 00:22:34,481 --> 00:22:38,014 Blowfish: The same thing Is in the dining room? 484 00:22:38,014 --> 00:22:40,081 Penhall: I couldn't take the pressure. 485 00:22:40,081 --> 00:22:41,514 Blowfish: You wimped out. 486 00:22:41,514 --> 00:22:44,381 Penhall: I was surrounded And decided to go 487 00:22:44,381 --> 00:22:46,247 On a full retreat. 488 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,114 Dinner is served. 489 00:23:04,114 --> 00:23:07,347 Penhall: My escape attempt failed. 490 00:23:07,347 --> 00:23:09,614 I was trapped like a rat. 491 00:23:09,614 --> 00:23:11,281 I don't Even want To ask. 492 00:23:11,281 --> 00:23:14,447 Penhall: I had to ride This nightmare out. 493 00:23:14,447 --> 00:23:17,681 Blowfish: Nightmare? You were with twins. 494 00:23:17,681 --> 00:23:18,847 Betty sue? 495 00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:24,881 What do you say We get this food to go? 496 00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:25,981 If we get hungry 497 00:23:25,981 --> 00:23:28,247 We can light it Back on fire. 498 00:23:29,447 --> 00:23:31,114 Just give me a minute. 499 00:23:31,114 --> 00:23:32,847 I want to freshen up. 500 00:23:39,681 --> 00:23:44,014 Friend, put out those flames And box that food. 501 00:23:44,014 --> 00:23:45,681 We're out of here. 502 00:23:45,681 --> 00:23:47,847 What about the one In the bar? 503 00:23:47,847 --> 00:23:49,947 You're not quitting, Are you? 504 00:23:49,947 --> 00:23:52,681 She's already turned Down three guys. 505 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:56,714 Oh, what happened To your tie? 506 00:23:56,714 --> 00:23:58,414 It was like this. 507 00:23:58,414 --> 00:23:59,947 Ah. 508 00:24:04,914 --> 00:24:06,981 You know those horror movies Where you're always shouting 509 00:24:06,981 --> 00:24:09,214 "Don't go down to the basement? 510 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,014 "Don't look in the attic? 511 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,914 Don't look under the bed?" 512 00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:18,581 Don't go in the bar, penhall. 513 00:24:24,614 --> 00:24:27,547 Penhall: Suddenly, the ball game Was over. 514 00:24:27,547 --> 00:24:30,581 I got caught and it was Overtime, but I lost. 515 00:24:30,581 --> 00:24:32,647 There I was, caught Red-handed. 516 00:24:32,647 --> 00:24:35,347 There was no hope Of getting out alive. 517 00:24:35,347 --> 00:24:37,747 Then I realized it was All a setup. 518 00:24:37,747 --> 00:24:39,347 They both took me home. 519 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,747 I couldn't believe it. 520 00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:41,714 They weren't mad. 521 00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:42,981 They were excited. 522 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:43,781 This kind of thing Turned them on. 523 00:24:43,781 --> 00:24:45,881 They decided to teach me A lesson. 524 00:24:45,881 --> 00:24:48,214 So the two of them Took me home. 525 00:24:48,214 --> 00:24:50,514 And taught Me a lesson... 526 00:24:50,514 --> 00:24:52,781 Over and over. 527 00:24:52,781 --> 00:24:55,014 Let me tell you something. 528 00:24:55,014 --> 00:24:58,081 I learned so many Lessons that night 529 00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:01,914 I deserve an honorary Degree from dr. Ruth. 530 00:25:02,914 --> 00:25:05,081 You call this a bad date? 531 00:25:05,081 --> 00:25:07,014 Yeah, they Lied to me. 532 00:25:07,014 --> 00:25:08,281 They lied to you. 533 00:25:08,281 --> 00:25:10,681 This was a bad date 534 00:25:10,681 --> 00:25:12,181 Because these Two women 535 00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:14,347 Who were twins Who took you home 536 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:15,714 Lied to you? 537 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:19,647 Mm-hmm, and there's One more thing. 538 00:25:19,647 --> 00:25:20,881 More? 539 00:25:20,881 --> 00:25:22,281 What else could there be? 540 00:25:22,281 --> 00:25:23,814 After all this, there's more? 541 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,914 I made it up. 542 00:25:26,747 --> 00:25:27,447 It's not true. 543 00:25:27,447 --> 00:25:28,881 I never had A bad date. 544 00:25:28,881 --> 00:25:30,347 I'll kill you. 545 00:25:37,147 --> 00:25:38,747 You get five cards. 546 00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,881 Pass one left, Two right. 547 00:25:40,881 --> 00:25:44,347 Guy on the right gets To choose the cards 548 00:25:44,347 --> 00:25:46,347 But doesn't Get to look. 549 00:25:46,347 --> 00:25:48,381 Who doesn't Get to look? 550 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,847 Guy on the right. 551 00:25:49,847 --> 00:25:52,081 The guy who Took two cards? 552 00:25:52,081 --> 00:25:53,914 Just reach out And grab two cards. 553 00:25:53,914 --> 00:25:57,081 I learned this game At camp wonkamanitoba. 554 00:25:57,081 --> 00:25:58,314 I believe that. 555 00:25:58,314 --> 00:25:59,681 Captain? 556 00:25:59,681 --> 00:26:02,714 Way back, they wasn't letting Blacks into wonkamanitoba. 557 00:26:02,714 --> 00:26:04,447 Take two cards. 558 00:26:04,447 --> 00:26:06,514 Blowfish: Come on, hanson. 559 00:26:06,514 --> 00:26:09,281 Tell us about the worst Date of your life. 560 00:26:09,281 --> 00:26:12,181 I'm here to play cards, Not tell a story. 561 00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:13,214 How about you? 562 00:26:13,214 --> 00:26:16,447 I don't think I've ever had a bad date. 563 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:24,081 All right. Yeah, I guess I did. 564 00:26:24,081 --> 00:26:28,981 Actually, I had the worst, Worst date of my life. 565 00:26:28,981 --> 00:26:31,514 It broke up my marriage. 566 00:26:31,514 --> 00:26:32,847 That's a clue. 567 00:26:33,914 --> 00:26:36,614 He was married And dating. 568 00:26:38,114 --> 00:26:40,581 Well, it wasn't exactly a date. 569 00:26:40,581 --> 00:26:42,814 But it ended up like a date. 570 00:26:42,814 --> 00:26:44,414 And it was a mistake. 571 00:26:44,414 --> 00:26:47,181 This was way back, When I was a patrolman. 572 00:26:47,181 --> 00:26:48,481 Hanson: How far back? 573 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:50,014 Fuller: Way back. 574 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:54,414 Hanson: Not back to the time When you wore stupid sideburns 575 00:26:54,414 --> 00:26:56,447 And bell bottoms? 576 00:26:56,447 --> 00:26:59,481 What is so funny? 577 00:27:04,181 --> 00:27:05,447 ( laughter continues ) 578 00:27:05,447 --> 00:27:07,914 Are you done, gentlemen? 579 00:27:09,747 --> 00:27:10,747 I was young. 580 00:27:10,747 --> 00:27:12,147 I didn't know better. 581 00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:14,147 Besides, it was regulation. 582 00:27:14,147 --> 00:27:16,514 Not that mustache. 583 00:27:17,681 --> 00:27:21,047 I had been assigned This woman partner. 584 00:27:21,047 --> 00:27:24,381 She was one Of the first on the force. 585 00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:25,981 Lynette johnson. 586 00:27:25,981 --> 00:27:28,447 Quiet enough for you, fuller? 587 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,914 Think they put us Out here 588 00:27:30,914 --> 00:27:33,481 To keep me safe? 589 00:27:33,481 --> 00:27:35,414 They put a woman on the force 590 00:27:35,414 --> 00:27:39,214 And you want special treatment Because you're a minority? 591 00:27:39,214 --> 00:27:42,647 Yeah, I'd like to be put In danger 592 00:27:42,647 --> 00:27:46,747 By something Other than your driving. 593 00:27:48,214 --> 00:27:49,881 Lynette was likable. 594 00:27:49,881 --> 00:27:50,881 I liked her. 595 00:27:50,881 --> 00:27:53,647 It was the sexual revolution. 596 00:27:53,647 --> 00:27:55,781 She was coming on to me. 597 00:27:55,781 --> 00:27:57,114 Not all the time. 598 00:27:57,114 --> 00:27:58,914 Every once in a while. 599 00:27:58,914 --> 00:28:03,547 It wasn't like my father Ever taught me to resist women. 600 00:28:03,547 --> 00:28:06,481 I wasn't prepared To fend her off. 601 00:28:08,047 --> 00:28:11,114 She was also driving My wife crazy. 602 00:28:11,114 --> 00:28:13,547 Now, pass one To the left. 603 00:28:13,547 --> 00:28:15,281 You get to choose. 604 00:28:15,281 --> 00:28:17,847 Pass two To the right. 605 00:28:17,847 --> 00:28:21,314 Sounds like she had reason For being crazy. 606 00:28:21,314 --> 00:28:22,547 Not at first. 607 00:28:22,547 --> 00:28:25,914 Sometimes you spend more time With your partner 608 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,614 Than you do your wife. 609 00:28:28,714 --> 00:28:32,281 And in this case, my partner Happened to be 610 00:28:32,281 --> 00:28:34,281 A very attractive woman. 611 00:28:34,281 --> 00:28:36,681 Any reason for her To be jealous? 612 00:28:36,681 --> 00:28:38,014 No. 613 00:28:38,014 --> 00:28:39,447 Well, not then. 614 00:28:39,447 --> 00:28:43,547 You guys stop after work Sometimes, right? 615 00:28:43,547 --> 00:28:46,614 Have a drink with your partner. 616 00:28:46,614 --> 00:28:48,014 Or get a meal. 617 00:28:48,014 --> 00:28:50,481 Nothing wrong with that. 618 00:28:50,481 --> 00:28:51,681 Dinner sometime? 619 00:28:51,681 --> 00:28:52,314 Sure. 620 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,681 We believe you. 621 00:28:53,681 --> 00:28:57,614 Anyway, they put us In the norwich district. 622 00:28:57,614 --> 00:28:59,214 It was incredibly boring. 623 00:28:59,214 --> 00:29:01,281 Days went by without a call. 624 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:04,147 And although everyone Was very liberal then 625 00:29:04,147 --> 00:29:08,647 They were afraid to put a woman In a dangerous situation. 626 00:29:08,647 --> 00:29:13,614 So we were baby-sitting an area Where nothing ever happened. 627 00:29:13,614 --> 00:29:17,581 I'd been married For almost seven years 628 00:29:17,581 --> 00:29:20,914 And things weren't going Too well. 629 00:29:20,914 --> 00:29:22,214 And, well... 630 00:29:22,214 --> 00:29:23,281 I don't know. 631 00:29:23,281 --> 00:29:24,947 It's not My business 632 00:29:24,947 --> 00:29:27,814 But why do you Stay married to her 633 00:29:27,814 --> 00:29:30,547 If you're this Unhappy about it? 634 00:29:30,547 --> 00:29:32,281 My son. 635 00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:35,347 That's not a good reason. 636 00:29:35,347 --> 00:29:37,647 Unhappy marriage Is no place 637 00:29:37,647 --> 00:29:39,314 To bring up A child. 638 00:29:39,314 --> 00:29:41,614 I should know. 639 00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:45,747 We should go see a movie Sometime. 640 00:29:45,747 --> 00:29:48,181 Come on. 641 00:29:48,181 --> 00:29:51,681 You, me, alone in the dark. 642 00:29:51,681 --> 00:29:53,514 You'd like it. 643 00:29:53,514 --> 00:29:55,747 Oh, I don't know. 644 00:29:55,747 --> 00:29:59,747 I've been in the dark before. 645 00:30:05,381 --> 00:30:07,581 Oh, thank you. 646 00:30:10,881 --> 00:30:13,547 Penhall: You in or out? 647 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,314 What? 648 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,614 Costs $10 to stay In the game. 649 00:30:18,614 --> 00:30:20,614 Oh. 650 00:30:20,614 --> 00:30:22,347 I bet for the guy 651 00:30:22,347 --> 00:30:23,381 On my left? 652 00:30:23,381 --> 00:30:25,414 No, I don't think so. 653 00:30:25,414 --> 00:30:27,047 Oh. 654 00:30:29,881 --> 00:30:30,981 New deal. 655 00:30:30,981 --> 00:30:32,414 Five card draw. 656 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,647 No weirdness. 657 00:30:33,647 --> 00:30:35,747 So you were saying...? 658 00:30:35,747 --> 00:30:37,481 Oh, yeah, well... 659 00:30:37,481 --> 00:30:39,081 It was a slow night. 660 00:30:39,081 --> 00:30:40,747 Nothing was going on. 661 00:30:40,747 --> 00:30:44,214 We couldn't even get a decent Radio station. 662 00:30:44,214 --> 00:30:47,047 Lynette finally laid it On the line. 663 00:30:47,047 --> 00:30:50,114 "Why don't we take A long coffee break?" 664 00:30:50,114 --> 00:30:52,214 Guys: You got to be kidding! 665 00:30:52,214 --> 00:30:56,214 Fuller: It was the height Of the sexual revolution. 666 00:30:56,214 --> 00:30:58,081 You were On duty. 667 00:30:58,081 --> 00:30:59,114 Hey, I'm human. 668 00:30:59,114 --> 00:31:00,614 It happens. 669 00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:06,514 I thought your wife Had no reason to be crazy. 670 00:31:06,514 --> 00:31:09,247 She was crazy Before there was a reason. 671 00:31:09,247 --> 00:31:11,647 Well, now there was a reason. 672 00:31:12,714 --> 00:31:14,847 So was it worth it? 673 00:31:17,347 --> 00:31:19,114 I was terrified. 674 00:31:19,114 --> 00:31:21,181 I'm not that kind of guy. 675 00:31:21,181 --> 00:31:24,381 It was a lot worse than that. 676 00:31:24,381 --> 00:31:27,781 For the first time In damn near ever 677 00:31:27,781 --> 00:31:31,047 Some criminal got lost, Wandered into norwich 678 00:31:31,047 --> 00:31:32,481 And committed a 417. 679 00:31:32,481 --> 00:31:35,914 Nothing ever happened In our district. 680 00:31:35,914 --> 00:31:38,214 Do you read, 94? 681 00:31:38,214 --> 00:31:39,647 We missed the call. 682 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,747 And we weren't off the clock. 683 00:31:41,747 --> 00:31:43,214 What happened? 684 00:31:43,214 --> 00:31:46,514 We weren't even aware The call existed. 685 00:31:46,514 --> 00:31:49,581 We came back out After it all, and... 686 00:31:49,581 --> 00:31:53,014 We were brought up Before a review board. 687 00:31:53,014 --> 00:31:54,814 There was An investigation. 688 00:31:54,814 --> 00:31:56,614 I testified Where we were. 689 00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,481 I was a police officer. 690 00:31:58,481 --> 00:32:02,347 I was sworn in. I told the truth. 691 00:32:02,347 --> 00:32:05,281 I testified exactly As to where I was 692 00:32:05,281 --> 00:32:08,214 Who I was with, And what I was doing 693 00:32:08,214 --> 00:32:10,081 At the time of the call 694 00:32:10,081 --> 00:32:13,047 And why I hadn't Responded to my duty 695 00:32:13,047 --> 00:32:14,681 As a police Officer. 696 00:32:14,681 --> 00:32:15,781 Ka-boom. 697 00:32:15,781 --> 00:32:18,147 It ended my marriage. 698 00:32:18,147 --> 00:32:19,647 How did your wife know? 699 00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:22,881 The checks were going To stop for six months. 700 00:32:22,881 --> 00:32:24,514 I had to tell her. 701 00:32:24,514 --> 00:32:28,114 I came home after one shift About a week later 702 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:31,781 And found everything I owned stacked outside. 703 00:32:33,281 --> 00:32:38,547 I threw away 61/2 years Of a relatively good marriage. 704 00:32:38,547 --> 00:32:40,281 We haven't Talked since. 705 00:32:41,981 --> 00:32:44,114 I call. 706 00:32:51,681 --> 00:32:53,347 Hey, nobody died. 707 00:32:54,981 --> 00:32:56,914 My wife remarried, okay? 708 00:32:56,914 --> 00:32:58,047 So cheer up. 709 00:32:59,447 --> 00:33:03,214 Gentlemen, we're playing Poker in a church. 710 00:33:03,214 --> 00:33:05,714 We're going To burn for this. 711 00:33:05,714 --> 00:33:07,314 So who's in? 712 00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:29,014 I'll match you, sal... 713 00:33:30,447 --> 00:33:32,881 And raise you five. 714 00:33:32,881 --> 00:33:36,147 Call. 715 00:33:37,247 --> 00:33:39,881 Penhall: Mr. Fuller, two pair. 716 00:33:39,881 --> 00:33:43,647 Blowfish: I thought you Were bluffing. 717 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:46,014 I thought I was bluffing. 718 00:33:46,014 --> 00:33:47,781 You could see my card. 719 00:33:47,781 --> 00:33:50,347 Could we go back To 5-card draw? 720 00:33:50,347 --> 00:33:52,781 All right, this is a raid. 721 00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:56,981 Gentlemen, you seem To be involved 722 00:33:56,981 --> 00:33:58,447 In illegal gambling 723 00:33:58,447 --> 00:33:59,681 On police premises. 724 00:33:59,681 --> 00:34:02,847 There's only one Of you, copper 725 00:34:02,847 --> 00:34:04,081 And five of us. 726 00:34:04,081 --> 00:34:06,381 What are you going to do? 727 00:34:06,381 --> 00:34:08,847 Join in the next hand. 728 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,281 All right. 729 00:34:11,281 --> 00:34:15,247 Hanson: What happened To your hot date? 730 00:34:15,247 --> 00:34:17,614 It wasn't so hot. 731 00:34:17,614 --> 00:34:18,881 It ended. 732 00:34:18,881 --> 00:34:20,314 Penhall: He let you get away... 733 00:34:20,314 --> 00:34:21,981 Wearing that dress? 734 00:34:23,681 --> 00:34:26,347 He didn't let me get away. 735 00:34:26,347 --> 00:34:27,681 I escaped. 736 00:34:27,681 --> 00:34:29,847 But that was much later. 737 00:34:29,847 --> 00:34:34,447 First off, the guy was late. 738 00:34:37,047 --> 00:34:40,214 Then I had forgotten About the bow ties. 739 00:34:40,214 --> 00:34:42,147 Penhall: He wears bow ties? 740 00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:45,881 Hoffs: Hey, that's the least Of his problems. 741 00:34:45,881 --> 00:34:47,781 Sorry, judy. 742 00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:49,481 Things got Tied up. 743 00:34:49,481 --> 00:34:50,781 You know how it is. 744 00:34:50,781 --> 00:34:53,781 Judge brinker decided To hear one more case 745 00:34:53,781 --> 00:34:55,714 Before the end Of the day. 746 00:34:55,714 --> 00:34:58,581 Half of the witnesses Had gone home. 747 00:34:58,581 --> 00:35:01,014 Yeah, I know what you mean. 748 00:35:02,881 --> 00:35:05,047 Well, it's good to see you. 749 00:35:10,747 --> 00:35:13,514 Yeah, it's really Good to see you. 750 00:35:13,514 --> 00:35:17,214 I've been hoping to see you For a long time. 751 00:35:17,214 --> 00:35:19,314 Well, I didn't know. 752 00:35:20,947 --> 00:35:23,181 That's real sweet. 753 00:35:23,181 --> 00:35:28,547 Yeah, I've seen you in court 754 00:35:28,547 --> 00:35:30,347 And everything... 755 00:35:30,347 --> 00:35:32,281 I ask people about you. 756 00:35:33,947 --> 00:35:39,147 So, this is like Our second date, huh? 757 00:35:39,147 --> 00:35:40,947 If you count the sandwich 758 00:35:40,947 --> 00:35:44,147 From the courthouse vending Machine a date. 759 00:35:44,147 --> 00:35:45,447 I do. 760 00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:51,447 So, have you ever Been here before? 761 00:35:51,447 --> 00:35:54,381 No, but I've had sushi before. 762 00:35:54,381 --> 00:35:57,347 But you've never Been here before? 763 00:35:57,347 --> 00:36:00,247 No. 764 00:36:00,247 --> 00:36:08,114 This place is kind Of a special place. 765 00:36:08,114 --> 00:36:10,647 Oh, yeah? 766 00:36:10,647 --> 00:36:12,614 Oh, yeah. 767 00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:15,047 Come on. 768 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,914 I want to show You something. 769 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:20,747 It's not like Other sushi bars. 770 00:36:20,747 --> 00:36:23,281 I mean, I love this place. 771 00:36:23,281 --> 00:36:25,947 You have a hard day at work. 772 00:36:25,947 --> 00:36:30,347 You spend all this time Repressed and angry 773 00:36:30,347 --> 00:36:32,614 And then you can come here. 774 00:36:32,614 --> 00:36:33,981 For sushi? 775 00:36:33,981 --> 00:36:36,514 For complete release. 776 00:36:37,714 --> 00:36:41,114 I love this place. 777 00:36:42,847 --> 00:36:45,647 And... I think I love you. 778 00:36:47,014 --> 00:36:48,647 Can you believe that? 779 00:36:48,647 --> 00:36:50,214 All: No. 780 00:36:50,214 --> 00:36:51,681 Hanson, it's your turn. 781 00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:55,614 If you don't tell your story 782 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,881 I'll sit on you. 783 00:36:57,881 --> 00:37:00,414 Okay. 784 00:37:03,247 --> 00:37:06,614 It was The valentine's day dance. 785 00:37:06,614 --> 00:37:08,581 I was 16 years old. 786 00:37:08,581 --> 00:37:12,047 Diane thompson had agreed To go with me. 787 00:37:16,347 --> 00:37:18,481 You look lovely, diane. 788 00:37:18,481 --> 00:37:20,414 Thank you, mr. Hanson. 789 00:37:22,714 --> 00:37:23,814 Ready to roll? 790 00:37:23,814 --> 00:37:26,114 Sure, dad. 791 00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:32,614 Penhall: You took your date 792 00:37:32,614 --> 00:37:36,181 To a valentine's day Dance in a squad car? 793 00:37:36,181 --> 00:37:37,281 How romantic. 794 00:37:37,281 --> 00:37:38,981 Hanson: Yeah, I did. 795 00:37:38,981 --> 00:37:41,847 Midnight, sport? 796 00:37:41,847 --> 00:37:44,314 Come on, dad, We talked about this. 797 00:37:44,314 --> 00:37:45,581 1:30? 798 00:37:46,781 --> 00:37:50,281 Okay. 1:30. 799 00:37:50,281 --> 00:37:53,014 Only because I trust diane. 800 00:37:53,014 --> 00:37:54,647 Thanks, mr. Hanson. 801 00:37:58,081 --> 00:38:02,547 ( bee gee's "Night fever" ) 802 00:38:07,414 --> 00:38:09,547 Thanks, dad. 803 00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:11,681 Excuse me. 804 00:38:11,681 --> 00:38:14,481 You won't bring charlie, Will you? 805 00:38:14,481 --> 00:38:17,481 Sure. He'd love to see your tux. 806 00:38:18,614 --> 00:38:19,914 I'm kidding. 807 00:38:19,914 --> 00:38:22,014 I'll drop him somewhere. 808 00:38:22,014 --> 00:38:24,047 Thanks, dad. Have a good time. 809 00:38:24,047 --> 00:38:25,547 Thanks. 810 00:38:30,447 --> 00:38:32,781 Your dad seems really nice. 811 00:38:32,781 --> 00:38:35,581 So what does he do? 812 00:38:38,647 --> 00:38:41,014 Oh, geez, I'm sorry. 813 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:43,114 Must have dozed off. 814 00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:44,414 Forget it. 815 00:38:46,714 --> 00:38:49,214 I was just kidding. 816 00:38:53,714 --> 00:38:57,381 Look, you don't have To tell your story. 817 00:39:03,047 --> 00:39:08,314 No, I want to tell it. 818 00:39:08,314 --> 00:39:11,581 You know something, Charlie? 819 00:39:11,581 --> 00:39:14,647 I can't believe Tommy's already 16. 820 00:39:14,647 --> 00:39:16,347 Believe it. You're an old man. 821 00:39:16,347 --> 00:39:17,947 Thanks. 822 00:39:19,114 --> 00:39:21,314 Doesn't seem like more Than a week ago 823 00:39:21,314 --> 00:39:23,314 That margaret and I were dating. 824 00:39:23,314 --> 00:39:24,847 That was a week ago. 825 00:39:24,847 --> 00:39:26,881 That doesn't count. 826 00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:29,481 That was our anniversary. 827 00:39:29,481 --> 00:39:32,681 Tommy's a good kid. 828 00:39:34,881 --> 00:39:41,681 ( joe walsh playing "Rocky mountain way" ) 829 00:39:44,581 --> 00:39:46,081 Where are we going? 830 00:39:46,081 --> 00:39:47,247 Come on. 831 00:39:47,247 --> 00:39:48,581 Where we going? 832 00:39:48,581 --> 00:39:49,947 Just come on. 833 00:39:49,947 --> 00:39:52,814 What are we doing here? 834 00:40:02,514 --> 00:40:04,214 Why did you do that? 835 00:40:04,214 --> 00:40:06,381 It's valentine's day 836 00:40:06,381 --> 00:40:07,914 And I like you. 837 00:40:07,914 --> 00:40:09,881 We're at a dance. 838 00:40:09,881 --> 00:40:12,747 What do you want To do, dance? 839 00:40:12,747 --> 00:40:15,114 I'm not much Of a dancer. 840 00:40:20,914 --> 00:40:23,814 Where did you learn How to do that? 841 00:40:23,814 --> 00:40:26,581 Dancing school. 842 00:40:31,381 --> 00:40:33,047 Anyway, it's the prom. 843 00:40:33,047 --> 00:40:36,281 I make my entrance In a lime-green tuxedo. 844 00:40:36,281 --> 00:40:37,581 Yeah, so? 845 00:40:37,581 --> 00:40:38,981 Yeah, so? It's 1957! 846 00:40:38,981 --> 00:40:41,347 Nobody's got A lime-green tuxedo. 847 00:40:41,347 --> 00:40:44,847 I had it made because I'm the master of ceremonies. 848 00:40:44,847 --> 00:40:47,147 How did you Get picked that? 849 00:40:47,147 --> 00:40:48,814 I rigged the vote. 850 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:52,781 Hey, frank, two cups. 851 00:40:52,781 --> 00:40:55,781 I've got to make a pit stop. 852 00:40:56,947 --> 00:40:58,281 What's wrong With you? 853 00:40:58,281 --> 00:40:59,281 Nothing. 854 00:40:59,281 --> 00:41:01,047 Sure? You don't look good. 855 00:41:01,047 --> 00:41:03,581 Have you been eating here? 856 00:41:05,747 --> 00:41:06,947 ( gunshot ) 857 00:41:36,147 --> 00:41:39,681 I don't know why-- He's never late. 858 00:41:39,681 --> 00:41:41,047 I had a nice time. 859 00:41:41,047 --> 00:41:43,414 You weren't such A bad dancer. 860 00:41:43,414 --> 00:41:46,047 You weren't such a bad kisser. 861 00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:47,681 Yeah? 862 00:41:47,681 --> 00:41:49,647 We should do it again sometime. 863 00:41:49,647 --> 00:41:51,947 Let's not wait Till valentine's day. 864 00:41:51,947 --> 00:41:53,747 Okey-dokey. 865 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,847 Finally. 866 00:42:07,647 --> 00:42:10,447 Tommy, are you okay? 867 00:42:23,147 --> 00:42:27,714 Charlie's still on patrol. 868 00:42:27,714 --> 00:42:31,814 My father never made it out Of the emergency room. 869 00:42:34,214 --> 00:42:37,614 Look, I dealt with all this A long time ago. 870 00:42:37,614 --> 00:42:42,014 Charlie rosemont sat me down-- He told me what happened. 871 00:42:45,447 --> 00:42:51,447 I'm proud of what My father did that night. 872 00:42:53,247 --> 00:42:56,147 And I'm proud To tell you about it. 873 00:42:58,014 --> 00:43:00,214 But... 874 00:43:00,214 --> 00:43:02,014 It still doesn't mean 875 00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:04,814 I've got to like Valentine's day. 876 00:43:04,814 --> 00:43:07,114 New deal. 877 00:43:11,747 --> 00:43:13,414 That's not fair. 878 00:43:13,414 --> 00:43:14,747 What? 879 00:43:14,747 --> 00:43:16,481 You hate valentine's day 880 00:43:16,481 --> 00:43:19,547 So you picked a fight With amy on purpose. 881 00:43:19,547 --> 00:43:20,581 No. 882 00:43:20,581 --> 00:43:21,714 You did. 883 00:43:21,714 --> 00:43:24,581 She's probably still Feeling bad. 884 00:43:24,581 --> 00:43:26,414 That was hours ago. 885 00:43:26,414 --> 00:43:27,881 Hanson. 886 00:43:29,347 --> 00:43:31,414 New deal. 887 00:43:31,414 --> 00:43:35,281 All right. 888 00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:37,347 Here, cash me out, fishman. 889 00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:39,314 Put it in the safe, will you? 890 00:43:39,314 --> 00:43:40,881 It's four bucks. 891 00:43:42,281 --> 00:43:48,147 Guys, I know it's officially After valentine's day 892 00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:50,014 But could I buy You a drink? 893 00:43:50,014 --> 00:43:51,681 All of us? 894 00:43:51,681 --> 00:43:52,881 Yeah. 895 00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:55,981 I never refuse a drink From a beautiful woman. 896 00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:58,581 According to the penhall Rules of dating 897 00:43:58,581 --> 00:43:59,947 It's not the next day 898 00:43:59,947 --> 00:44:01,947 Until the sun actually rises. 899 00:44:01,947 --> 00:44:03,147 So? 900 00:44:03,147 --> 00:44:05,514 So, it's still valentine's day 901 00:44:05,514 --> 00:44:06,847 And we got dates. 902 00:44:06,847 --> 00:44:09,047 Well, date. 903 00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:10,181 Okay, date. 904 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:11,547 Let's not be picky. 905 00:44:11,547 --> 00:44:13,014 Blowfish and ioki: Yeah. 59661

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