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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:06,304 ♪ What would you do if I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:11,276 ♪ Would you stand up and walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ♪ I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,223 ♪ Oh, baby, I get by ♪ ♪ By with a little help from my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,691 ♪ All I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,927 ♪ High with a little help from my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:35,132 ♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ ♪Try with a little help from my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,134 --> 00:00:36,601 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,403 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:42,707 ♪ Somebody who knows quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ Baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,444 ♪ By with a little help from my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,747 ♪ Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,550 ♪ Try with a little help from my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,752 ♪ Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,455 ♪ High with a little help from my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,957 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:02,159 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,765 [ "59th Street Bridge Song" plays ] 21 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:09,768 Whenever I look back on growing up in the suburbs, 22 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,971 there's one thing I remember most clearly. 23 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:18,109 Our neighbors, the Pfeiffers, were always there. 24 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:22,013 ♪ Slow down, you move too fast ♪ 25 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,147 ♪ You got to make... ♪ 26 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:26,685 But we were more than just neighbors. 27 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,454 We were like one big happy family. 28 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:35,360 ♪ Lookin' for fun, and feelin' groovy ♪ 29 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:38,996 And at the heart of it all were our dads... 30 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,333 the men who set the tone. 31 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:42,734 ♪ Feelin' groovy ♪ 32 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:46,003 My Dad, the athlete. 33 00:01:46,005 --> 00:01:50,642 And Paul's Dad, the optometrist. 34 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:54,379 Under their watchful eyes, 35 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,415 our families grew and prospered. 36 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:01,253 One for all, and all for one. 37 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:04,455 Until, that is, things started to change. 38 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,524 [ School bell rings ] 39 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,158 Hey, it's the Pfeiff. How you doin'? 40 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,459 Great, man. 41 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,829 Take Paul going to prep school, for instance. 42 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,932 "Pfeiff"? What is that... like Barney fife? 43 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,234 Well, actually, it's "the Pfeiff." 44 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,636 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 45 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:22,374 From now on, you can call me... "The Kev." 46 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,076 But the changes weren't just about nicknames. 47 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:27,011 Man, I got a ton of homework. 48 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:28,413 Ugh. Me too. 49 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:31,182 I have a 3-page report on "Evangeline" due by tomorrow. 50 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:34,652 I got 45 pages on economic imperialism. 51 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,153 Typed. 52 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:37,388 You win. 53 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,823 Oh, big prize. 54 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:42,194 And they didn't stop at academic differences, either. 55 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,162 [ Music plays ] 56 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,930 There were other changes, too. 57 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,733 Bigger changes. 58 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:52,404 Oh, Alvin! It's wonderful! 59 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,872 25 inches diagonal. 60 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,641 The Pfeiffers had come into money. 61 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,243 Isn't she a beaut? 62 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:00,046 I didn't know you guys were getting a new TV. 63 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,112 Neither did I. 64 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,881 Well, I saw it in the window. 65 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:03,715 And you know me. 66 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,650 I'm a spur-of-the-moment kind of guy. 67 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,553 I decided my family deserves a little luxury. 68 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:11,957 In this case, "little" being an understatement. 69 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,191 Looks expensive. 70 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,294 Oh, well, you know, Dad made this investment 71 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,463 in some beachfront property. 72 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,398 Yeah, and he pulled in a truckload of moola. 73 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,532 Debbie. 74 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,469 Well, that's what you said last night. 75 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,471 It wasn't that much. 76 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,638 Maybe not. 77 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,241 Uh, let's try the remote control. 78 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:32,410 But it seemed, with his windfall, 79 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,680 Alvin Pfeiffer was standing a little taller these days, 80 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,982 at least in the eyes of his family. 81 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:39,684 Alvin, look! 82 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,486 They look like they're coming right through the screen! 83 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,023 Not that I begrudged the Pfeiffers their good fortune, 84 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,325 you understand. 85 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,060 I mean, who would? 86 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,529 Damn! 87 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:52,764 You okay, Dad? 88 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:53,531 Fine. 89 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,400 That was my Dad. 90 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,135 He had his own way of taking care of his family. 91 00:04:00,006 --> 00:04:02,440 More the do-it-yourself approach. 92 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:05,543 Of course, we tried to give him as much support as possible. 93 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,378 Hey, "get smart" starts in 15 minutes. 94 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,547 Maybe we should drop in on the Pfeiffers. 95 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,250 After all, billionaire or not, 96 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:15,619 he was the man we looked up to and trusted. 97 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:17,454 Jack, maybe we should call somebody 98 00:04:17,456 --> 00:04:19,190 before you electrocute yourself. 99 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,992 Everything's under control, Norma. 100 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,426 [ Electricity crackles ] 101 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,428 Hey, I got an idea. 102 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,598 You should buy some land like old man Pfeiff-ster. 103 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,333 Shut up, butthead! 104 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:29,067 You shut up! 105 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,401 Wayne! 106 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:34,438 Your father takes good care of us. 107 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,676 Besides, I like this old TV. 108 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,111 Alvin's lucky he didn't lose his shirt. 109 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,515 Yeah. Instead he got a color TV. 110 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,886 But the fact was, when it came to high finance, 111 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:51,289 my Dad was just more of a conservative man, 112 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,023 a man of quiet wisdom. 113 00:04:53,025 --> 00:04:54,626 What the hell is this? 114 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,663 In short, a man of small parts. 115 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:02,066 What'd you do to this thing? 116 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:06,971 I dropped it from the top of my house. 117 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:11,208 Gene's mower shop... the great suburban leveler. 118 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,344 Yeah, it's the carburetor. 119 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:16,981 How much? 120 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,917 Have to look it up. 121 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:23,187 I don't know if they make parts for these things anymore. 122 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:27,158 Wise guy. 123 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,461 Come on, Dad, let's take a look around. 124 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:31,863 Why not? 125 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:35,033 In a world where male bonding was at a minimum, 126 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,835 this place was a treasure trove of guy things... 127 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,072 blowers, mulchers, four-pronged widgets. 128 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,008 You could find almost anything here. 129 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,577 - There's the clutch. - Cool! 130 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:49,447 Including Al Pfeiffer on a tractor 131 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,815 the size of a Sherman tank. 132 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:51,982 - Dad? - Huh? 133 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:53,250 Jack! 134 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:54,418 Hey, there. 135 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:57,188 Alvin, what the hell are you doing on that thing? 136 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,523 You know, just checking her out. 137 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,758 Okay, nothing wrong with that. 138 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,960 That's a lot of mower. 139 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:04,262 You betcha. 140 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,663 Yep, we were sharing 141 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:08,366 a time-honored tribal tradition here... 142 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:11,802 eating our guts out over a hunk of big-dollar technology 143 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:14,004 no ordinary mortal could ever... 144 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:15,439 okay, Mr. Pfeiffer. 145 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:19,210 We'll have her wrapped up and delivered by this afternoon. 146 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,478 Uh-oh. 147 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,280 You bought it, Al? 148 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:26,450 Well, I figure you only live once, right, Jack? 149 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:29,387 [ Chuckles ] Oh, how about you, sir? 150 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,222 She's got 11 horses, 151 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,858 a 47-inch cutting deck with reversible blades. 152 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:35,392 Interested? 153 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:38,162 Now, possibly this guy was new on the job. 154 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:39,730 Unhunh. 155 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,066 Oh, come on, sir. You know what they say. 156 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,569 "Your neighbors will be green with envy." 157 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:47,671 Or maybe he was just looking to start a neighborhood war. 158 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,075 I got a mower. 159 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,310 A good one. 160 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:55,279 In any event... 161 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,081 [ Creaking ] 162 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:06,123 Okay, I can fix it. 163 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:10,461 But I can't promise it's gonna last longer than six weeks. 164 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:13,264 Fine. 165 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,399 Okay. 166 00:07:15,401 --> 00:07:17,435 We'll take it someplace else. 167 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,738 And at that moment, 168 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:22,773 there was really only one thing to say. 169 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,508 Nice talking. 170 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,010 Uhhuh. 171 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:33,284 The thing is, it was only a stupid mower. 172 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,686 Still, that afternoon, I couldn't shake the feeling 173 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,821 there was more at stake here than just... 174 00:07:37,823 --> 00:07:41,626 - Whoa! - ...Lawn care. 175 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:44,428 Showoff. 176 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:46,197 And as Dad set the tone, 177 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,734 something weird began to happen. 178 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,006 So I made up my mind. 179 00:07:55,008 --> 00:08:00,677 Whatever was going on between my father and Mr. Pfeiffer... 180 00:08:00,679 --> 00:08:02,914 I wasn't gonna let it get to me and Paul. Hey. 181 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,683 So, why does your Dad need that stupid lawnmower anyway? 182 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,785 Of course, Paul wanted to smooth things over, too. 183 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,520 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 184 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,922 Oh, come on. It's bigger than your whole yard! 185 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,192 No, it's not bigger than our whole yard. 186 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,761 So we discussed it in a calm and mature fashion. 187 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,996 Well, it's bigger than half your yard. 188 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:22,333 What is this, a math thing? 189 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,002 No, but... well, how are you gonna turn it around? 190 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,570 In your neighbor's yard? 191 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,307 Admittedly, this was getting off track. 192 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,441 What I really meant to say 193 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,376 in a sensitive and caring manner was... 194 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,745 I mean, what's next? 195 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,547 You gonna join some pansy country club? 196 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:39,684 Well, actually... We already did. 197 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,986 Oh. This is brilliant. 198 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,021 First you go ahead and buy this huge lawnmower, 199 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:46,123 and then you're gonna join a stupid country club? 200 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:48,526 Hey, you're the one who's being stupid! 201 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,261 Yep, we were really working this thing out here. 202 00:08:51,263 --> 00:08:53,931 I don't have time for this. I got things to do. 203 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,333 Yeah, fine. So do I! 204 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,502 And with the fences firmly mended 205 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,837 between the Arnolds and the Pfeiffers, 206 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:04,341 we went home with our friendship as solid as ever. 207 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,754 Over the next few days, 208 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,590 as the Pfeiffers continued to parade their good fortune, 209 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:23,027 the Arnold community spirit began to run a little thin. 210 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:30,001 Now he's putting in a pool. Can you believe that guy? 211 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,803 Why can't we have a pool? 212 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:36,007 You want a pool? Start digging. 213 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,176 Goodwill was turning to bad blood. 214 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,745 And as we closed ranks around Dad, 215 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,113 the gap between him and Paul's Dad got... 216 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:48,219 Wider. 217 00:09:48,221 --> 00:09:51,922 With me in the middle. 218 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,991 Okay, Kevirooski. 219 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,426 Follow the light with those peepers 220 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,727 and don't move your head. 221 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,197 Yes, sir. 222 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,232 The thing is, even though I'd known the guy for years, 223 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:05,736 suddenly I was seeing him in a whole new light. 224 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,140 Gotcha! 225 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,975 A little optometrist humor. 226 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,143 Pretty funny. 227 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,312 - Are we done now? - Not yet. 228 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,181 Read that for me. 229 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:23,854 "E," "f," "p," "t," "c," "z." 230 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,356 Look at him... Mr. moneybags. 231 00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:28,826 John D. Rockapfeiffer. 232 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,561 Not a care in the world. 233 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,330 You know, Kev, I'm worried. 234 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,066 Huh? About my eyes? 235 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:38,402 Unhunh. About your Dad. 236 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:39,670 What about him? 237 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,539 Well, I'm not sure. 238 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,442 He didn't look happy the other day. 239 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,743 Is he okay? 240 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,445 Well, yeah, he's... 241 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,879 Oh, no. 242 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:50,647 I wasn't gonna give him that satisfaction. 243 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,084 He works hard, that's all. 244 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,920 Unlike some rich guys I could think of. 245 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:59,457 That's Jack, all right. He's a hell of a guy. 246 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:03,327 Careful man. Take that investment thing. 247 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,629 Great. I should have known. 248 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,700 This whole thing was just another excuse to crow about... 249 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,968 he could have come in with me, you know. 250 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,070 What? 251 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,504 We talked about it. 252 00:11:14,506 --> 00:11:15,772 You did? 253 00:11:15,774 --> 00:11:17,241 But he wasn't interested. 254 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:19,043 Too big a risk, I guess. 255 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:20,677 I couldn't believe my ears. 256 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,346 I don't know. 257 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,648 Maybe he was right. 258 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:26,751 These land things tend to be complicated. 259 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,754 Unpredictable, risky. Know what I mean? 260 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,588 But at that moment, 261 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,158 I wasn't interested in the greater aspects of real estate. 262 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,094 I was thinking just one thing. 263 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,330 I can't believe it. 264 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:42,767 My Dad, who grumbled about the Pfeiffers' good fortune, 265 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,502 could have had one himself. 266 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,304 Okay, sport. 267 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,639 Let's test your depth perception. 268 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,607 And suddenly, this whole situation 269 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,376 was starting to get kind of... 270 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,378 Fuzzy. 271 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,546 Damn. 272 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,281 That's great, Dad. 273 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,684 Now it matches the one in the living room. 274 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,686 I don't understand this. 275 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,589 But Dad wasn't the only one feeling confused. 276 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,591 So, how was your eye appointment today, honey? 277 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:11,261 Fine, except Mr. Pfeiffer said that... 278 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:12,897 oh, that reminds me. 279 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,964 Jack, Ida called today. 280 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,534 She invited us all to the country club on Saturday. 281 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,203 Forget it. We're not going. 282 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:20,304 Why not? 283 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,541 Because. We got other things to do. 284 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,376 What other things? 285 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,877 Things. 286 00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:29,213 But, Jack, it's just that I already accepted. 287 00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:31,915 I-I thought it'd be fun, and we haven't spent... 288 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,551 I said we're not going. 289 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:38,722 Of course, we all knew what was going on here. 290 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,825 So I guess it was up to me to put it all in perspective. 291 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,528 What's your problem, Dad? 292 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,832 I mean, it's his money, isn't it? 293 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,501 He earned it. He took the risk. 294 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,175 Looking back, it was one of those moments 295 00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:00,277 that makes you really, really proud 296 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,312 to have been a smart-aleck kid. 297 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,815 More potatoes, butthead? 298 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:08,653 Hey, everybody, this is my twisting double jackknife! 299 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,157 Fairlawn Country Club... 300 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,592 watering spot of the well-to-do, 301 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,328 where the glamorous went to cavort. 302 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,596 It's fun, huh? 303 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,265 Not that my family were strangers to the place. 304 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,967 We'd driven past the front gates lots of times. 305 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:28,171 Yoohoo! Over here! 306 00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:30,341 Oh, brother. 307 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,741 Jack. 308 00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,845 Let's get this over with. 309 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:38,082 Guess you could say we were all in a festive mood. 310 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:41,452 I'm so glad you could come. 311 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:47,358 Oh, it's lovely here. Isn't it lovely, Jack? 312 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,959 Where's Alvin? 313 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:51,028 Oh, he'll be joining us in a while. 314 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,230 He had some business calls to make. 315 00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,365 Is anyone thirsty? 316 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,665 - Sure. - No. 317 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,868 Right. 318 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:00,704 Hey, Kevin! Watch my swan dive! 319 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,810 Still, as country clubs go, this wasn't so bad. 320 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:10,647 Nice surroundings, pleasant company. 321 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,584 Hi. 322 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,885 Hey. 323 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,287 How's it going? 324 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,122 Okay. 325 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,357 And it seemed pretty clear 326 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,258 one of us had to break the ice here. 327 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:26,130 So... You want to... Do something? 328 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:29,200 So, when Paul offered the old olive branch, 329 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,333 I jumped right on. 330 00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:31,969 Like what, play tennis? 331 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,436 [ Ball bouncing ] 332 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:35,172 Service, Arnold. 333 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,377 [ Ducks quacking ] 334 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,913 I thought you said you played before. 335 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,515 Of course I played before. 336 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,284 As in twice. 337 00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,519 Let me serve. 338 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,622 No, don't worry about me. I can serve. 339 00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:55,926 After all, maybe I wasn't Mr. country club, 340 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,495 but I could hold my own. 341 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:01,031 Look, you want a few tips? 342 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,232 Tips? 343 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,201 What did I look like, his personal waiter? 344 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,402 I got it. 345 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,772 Here, let me serve. I've been taking lessons. 346 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,841 Fine. You want to serve? Serve. 347 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,679 Lessons, tips, tennis. 348 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:18,915 Who'd this guy think he was anyway, the Great Gatsby? 349 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:46,810 In retrospect, it was the straw that broke this pauper's back. 350 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:52,015 And in that instant, I only wanted one thing... 351 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,619 to knock him flat on his ascot. 352 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,826 Aaah. 353 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:06,063 Paul? 354 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:09,232 Paul?! 355 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,672 Paul? 356 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,941 Polo, anyone? 357 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,876 How's your head, honey? 358 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:22,345 Fine, Mom. I'm fine. 359 00:16:22,347 --> 00:16:24,781 An hour later, the celebration was in full swing. 360 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,785 And the party was just getting started. 361 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,253 Sorry I'm late, guys. 362 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,623 It was grim. 363 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:37,294 Here we were, two families who grew up practically next door, 364 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,396 with nothing to say to each other but... 365 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,232 Anybody got any more saltines, huh? 366 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,134 Face it. 367 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,735 Money had come between us. 368 00:16:45,737 --> 00:16:48,272 Two decades of neighborly goodwill 369 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,940 had run aground on a few measly acres 370 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,309 of beachfront investment property. 371 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,980 And there was nothing any of us could do to make it better. 372 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:58,883 I'd like to make a toast. 373 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,122 Except, of course, make a toast. 374 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:09,493 We've known each other for many years. 375 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:13,764 We've worked together, broken bread together, 376 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,701 birthed our children together. 377 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,538 We've seen each other through good and bad. 378 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:25,342 So, in a way... 379 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:29,146 Your good fortune is our good fortune. 380 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:39,657 And I just want to say how proud we are of you. 381 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:46,263 To you and your success and all the joy it brings. 382 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:49,567 We hope it's just the beginning. 383 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,940 I guess human dignity can be a powerful force. 384 00:17:56,942 --> 00:18:00,945 Grace untrammeled can move mountains. 385 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,253 Congratulations, Alvin. 386 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,989 I'm happy for you. 387 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,725 Mmhmm. 388 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,862 Me too. 389 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,398 And in that simple moment, with those simple gestures, 390 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,034 you could feel a burden lift. 391 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,203 It was wonderful. 392 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,207 [ Sobbing ] 393 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,944 It was... Horrible. 394 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,847 Al. 395 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,915 Honey? 396 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,850 It's gone. 397 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,118 What? 398 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,088 I said, "it's gone." 399 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,890 The whole investment. 400 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,860 The whole shebang. 401 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,863 Oh, God. 402 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,232 Not the beach, Dad! 403 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:58,902 Underwater... all of it. 404 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,372 His face told the tale. 405 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,009 One phone call, and the Pfeiffer fortunes 406 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:08,145 had landed on the continental shelf. 407 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,848 [ Boat engine roaring, bell ringing ] 408 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,950 So, of course, being neighbors, 409 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,554 there was only one thing we could do. 410 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:17,521 Waiter? 411 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:21,158 Double steak sandwich. Make it fast, huh? 412 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,893 [ Sobbing ] 413 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,837 Nobody talked much the rest of that afternoon 414 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,572 or on the way home. 415 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,808 I guess we were all a little sobered 416 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,544 by the knowledge that the fortune of an optometrist 417 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:44,848 could vanish in the blink of an eye. 418 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,684 Where are you going, honey? 419 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,586 Just for a walk. 420 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,288 Not that I needed the exercise. 421 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:56,660 Somehow I knew I couldn't leave things the way they'd ended up. 422 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:02,298 Not with me and Paul. 423 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,738 Hey. 424 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,041 How's your head? 425 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,043 I'll live. 426 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,544 Hmm. 427 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:17,714 Seemed we were just plumb out of olive branches here. 428 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:21,451 Look, it was an honest mistake. 429 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:26,056 I mean, you hit the ball to me, and I hit it back. 430 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,757 You didn't... 431 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,459 will you forget about the darn ball?! 432 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,862 I don't want to talk about the ball, okay?! 433 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,597 Okay. 434 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,632 Sheesh. 435 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,768 Tennis is a drag anyway. 436 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,907 I hate this. 437 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,411 I wasn't sure if he meant me or the grass clippings or... 438 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,381 He's a fine optometrist, you know. 439 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,583 Oh. 440 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,185 He's a leader in his field. 441 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:03,293 The thing is, I'd been so busy tearing down my own Dad, 442 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:07,231 I guess I'd forgotten Paul had one to tear down, too. 443 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,800 Sure. 444 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,636 'Course. 445 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,606 I mean, it's not like he's broke or anything. 446 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,709 He does okay. 447 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:22,412 Right? 448 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,148 Well... 449 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,484 I wanted to tell him that he had nothing to fear, 450 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:31,788 that any man who could produce a son like Paul 451 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,690 was a giant in my book. 452 00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,194 You'll probably have to take the mower back. 453 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,400 But other than that... 454 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:46,470 He's one of the greats. 455 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,206 You think so? 456 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,908 Even if his beach was underwater. 457 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,444 Shove over. 458 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,014 You really got me. 459 00:21:58,016 --> 00:21:59,750 At the end of that semester, 460 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:03,086 Paul left his prep school and came to McKinley with me. 461 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:06,089 In a way, I think he was happy about it. 462 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,991 I know I was. 463 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,894 As for the Arnolds and Pfeiffers, 464 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:12,629 we patched things up. 465 00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:16,966 After all, some things are more lasting than real estate. 466 00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:19,168 And Mr. Pfeiffer? 467 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:21,137 Think of it this way... 468 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:24,107 nothing ventured, nothing gained. 469 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:28,779 Besides, you never knew when the tide might go out. 470 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,947 [ Waves crashing ] 471 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,148 [ Bell ringing ] 35040

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