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♪ What would you do
if I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ Would you stand up
and walk out on me? ♪
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♪ Lend me your ears,
and I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, baby, I get by ♪
♪ By with
a little help from my friends ♪
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♪ All I need is my buddies ♪
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♪ High with a little help
from my friends ♪
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♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪
Try with a little help from my friends ♪
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♪ Whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Somebody who knows
quite sure ♪
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ By with a little help
from my friends ♪
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♪ Said I'm gonna make it
with my friends ♪
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♪ Try with a little help
from my friends ♪
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♪ Oh, I'm gonna
keep on trying ♪
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♪ High with a little help
from my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
baby ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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The 1970s were filledwith improbable events,
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strange occurrences,
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unexpected happenings.
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But nothingwas quite as improbable
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as my brother...
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And his new girlfriend.
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Why is Sandy Tyler
dating your brother?
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[ Scoffs ] Got me.
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What is it, like some kind
of science experiment?
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Got me.
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It defied explanation.
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Sandy Tyler was a seeminglyintelligent 11th-grader.
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She was smart. She was pretty.
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She's out of her mind.
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Seemed as good an explanationas any.
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Hey, Kev. How's it going?
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Hi, Kevin.
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Hi. How you doing?
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Good.
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"Scarlet letter," huh?
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Yeah, we read that last year.
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Yeah. It's really...
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- Thick?
- Yeah.
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It's really thick.
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And stupid.
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I mean, the lady
is tempted once by love,
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and she's made
a complete outcast.
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I think the town overreacted.
[ Laughs ]
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Right, Wayne?
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Uh...
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Uh... Indubitably.
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[ Bell rings ] It was amazing.
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- Well, we better get going.
- Okay.
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- Come on.
- Bye.
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By some fantastic strokeof cosmic luck,
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my brotherhad found paradise...
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a girl with charm,a girl with style,
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a girl...Who used her silverware.
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This is great, Mrs. Arnold.
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Yes. It's, uh, superb.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Needless to say,it was a shock.
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I was shocked.
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Dad was shocked.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Only my motherseemed to have expected this.
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So, how did you two meet?
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Let me tell. [ Chuckles ]
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I was running to class
and I tripped on the stairs
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and I was falling
and all of a sudden...
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There was Wayne.
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Lucky me.
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- I'll say.
- I'll say.
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Yep, Wayne was reallyimproving himself socially.
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[ Burps ]
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Not to mention academically.
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Don't look at the keys.
Don't look at the keys.
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Don't look at the keys.
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Excellent technique, Mr. Arnold.
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Thanks.
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Not you.
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Thanks.
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Let's face it.The guy was on a roll.
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Let's see your work,
Mr. Arnold.
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Whereas for me...
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The story of my liferead more like...
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"Dodopklin erflemma
maschmal Klum
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scalami asterotera spalumpkum."
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I didn't look at the keys.
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Sophomores.
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It was true.
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While my worthless brotherwas hitting his stride,
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I seemed to be losing ground,and fast.
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For one thing, I was ina very serious dating slump.
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I'm not sure why, exactly.
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Hey, I'd watch out
for those mashed potatoes.
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I bet there's a lot
of parasites in 'em.
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Creep.
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Possibly... just possibly...
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it had something to dowith my technique.
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[ Bell rings ]
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Seemed the harder I tried,the worse things got.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Okay. See you later.
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Bye.
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Batter up!
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Hey, Alice. How you doing?
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Hi, Kevin.
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What's wrong?
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My geometry teacher
caught me cheating.
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I don't even think
it is cheating!
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- Well, it's not!
- You weren't there!
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Right. But... I bet it wasn't.
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Instead of copying the notes
from the book,
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I copied
from someone else's paper.
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It's not like I wrote the answer
on my hand!
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What difference does it make
who I copied from?
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Now my teacher's gonna tell
my parents
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and I'm gonna get an "f,"
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and it's gonna be
on my permanent record!
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You want to go to the dance
with me on Friday?
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Huh?
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Okay. My timing might havebeen a little off.
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I'm sorry.
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I know you're upset
and everything.
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No. It's okay.
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I'd like to go with you.
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Great.
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But Richard Rachman
already asked me.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Richard.
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He's very sensitive.
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The guy sniffed his gym socks.
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Yeah. He's... Real sensitive.
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Well, I hope you feel better.
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Thanks.
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Kevin?
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[ Bell rings ]
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Can I copy your history notes?
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It didn't make sense.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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All over school,
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girls were going out with jerksand calling them "sensitive"
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or dumb guysand calling them "deep."
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It just wasn't fair.
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I decided to get away,be alone, by myself,
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forget all about things like...
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[ Both laugh ]
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Romance.
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Hi.
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Hi!
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Hi.
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Sorry. I didn't know
anyone was down here.
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It's okay. Come on, sit down.
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Yeah. Join us.
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Talk about your warm welcomes.
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No, thanks.
I got a lot of stuff to do.
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Kevin, sit down.
We're watching "Sonny and Cher."
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe for a second.
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Great.
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[ Indistinct talking, laughter ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Applause ]
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Being... being sexyis not that big of a deal.
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How would you know?
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[ Laughter ]
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Okay. Best comedy team.
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Abbott and Costello.
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Laurel and Hardy.
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Martin and Lewis.
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The three stooges.
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[ Laughs ]
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"Why, I oughta..."
"Why, I oughta..."
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Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
[ Both laugh ]
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[ Laughter ]
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That's not funny, Cher.
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I couldn't believe it.
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My brother, Wayne,was actually being funny
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and charming.
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Uh, I got to go to the can.
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You know why you're jealous?
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I have more talentin my little finger...
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this one here...than most people have...
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Door closes ]
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They are so good together.
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Let's hear it for Sonny Bono'slittle finger.
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[ Laughter ]
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II think it's 'cause
they're so in love.
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Yeah, you can tell.
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I mean, they really like
being around each other.
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Yeah.
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And suddenly,I felt very relaxed with her.
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Maybe because it was I didn'thave to ask her for a date.
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Do you think...
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There's one special person
for everyone?
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I don't know.
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I think you can be happy
with lots of people.
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But there's probably
one person out there.
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
That's what I think, too.
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But who knows if you're ever
gonna find that person?
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I mean, my girl could be
in Alaska, for all I know.
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[ Laughing ] Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It was a heavy conversation.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughs ]
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I've had itabout up to here with you.
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That's easy. You're short.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh, I love it when she makes
those short jokes.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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I don't think she's trying to
be nasty or anything.
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No!
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No. You can tell she's just
being funny and everything.
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♪They say we're youngand we don't know♪
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♪ We won't find outuntil we grow ♪
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♪Well, I don't knowif all that's true♪
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♪ 'Cause you got me,and, baby, I got you ♪
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[ Door opens, closes ]
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Did I miss anything?
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- No.
- No.
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- ♪ I got you, babe ♪
- ♪ I got you, babe ♪
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[ Laughs ] -♪I got you,
babe♪ -♪I got you, babe♪
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[ Birds chirping ]
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The next morning,I was feeling extremely guilty.
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I had kissedmy brother's girlfriend.
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At the same time,
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I kept playing itover and over again in my mind.
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Sandy just leaned over and...
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[ Clears throat ]
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Uh...
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi.
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II was just...
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Uh...
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Seeing... If...
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Making sure that...
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I...Wasn't doing anything.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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I didn't see anything.
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Oh.
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One thing was clear.
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I couldn't handle this thingalone.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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It was time to talk this outprivately, one on one.
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Hey, Sandy.
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Hi, Kevin.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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How you guys doing?
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Great.
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Well... I'd...
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Better go to class.
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And that was that.
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The whole thinghad meant nothing at all,
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in which case I felt relieved.
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I felt happy.
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[ Bell rings ]
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I felt completely ticked off.
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Kevin?
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Oh.
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Hi.
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We need to talk.
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Yeah. Right.
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I mean, last night...
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We kissed.
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Yeah. We kissed.
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00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,940
And I don't know
if that meant anything or not.
272
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,843
Did it mean something to you?
273
00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,814
Yeah, it meant something.
274
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:27,418
It meant something to me, too.
275
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:31,221
It's just that, uh, Kevin,
I'm dating your brother.
276
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,558
I know.
277
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,860
[ Chuckles ]
And it makes me feel creepy.
278
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,930
I've done some strange things
in my life, but, uh...
279
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,099
Going out with two brothers...
280
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,300
It was weird.
281
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,337
Here she was,baring her soul to me,
282
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:50,308
and all I could think of was...
What other strange things?
283
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,076
The thing is, I like Wayne.
284
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,645
I mean, he's so...
285
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,547
So...
286
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,082
He's so basic.
287
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:01,018
Yeah.
288
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,787
He's... Basic.
289
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,559
And he's real nice.
290
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,396
It's just that I don't know
what happened last night.
291
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,698
You seemed so lonely.
292
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,266
Oh.
293
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:19,670
And... We were watching
"Sonny and Cher"
294
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,805
and they were together and...
295
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,307
And we kissed.
296
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:27,378
And it was almost like
Sonny and Cher kissed.
297
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,482
This is a dumb conversation,
huh?
298
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,218
Kind of.
299
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,853
It's just all too crazy.
300
00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:39,022
Yeah.
301
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,993
It is.
302
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,628
Yeah.
303
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,297
I think it would be best
304
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,866
if we could, uh,
just be friends.
305
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,534
Yeah.
306
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,902
You're right.
307
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,138
I think friends is...
308
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:56,173
Definitely the way to go.
309
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:58,976
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
310
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,985
Was that a friendship kiss?
311
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,253
Yeah. [ Chuckles ]
312
00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:13,791
We should definitely
just be friends.
313
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:19,263
[ Sonny & Cher's
"I Got You Babe" plays ]
314
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,135
♪ They say we're young
and we don't know... ♪
315
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,737
For the rest of the day,
316
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,374
we were friendsall over school.
317
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:35,079
♪ Well, I don't know
if that's all true ♪
318
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,983
♪ 'Cause you got me,
and, baby, I got you ♪
319
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,851
Sure, I knew it was wrong.
320
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:43,654
But I didn't care.
321
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:45,989
Dad...
322
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,225
Can I borrow a couple bucks?
323
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,360
Until that Friday.
324
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,095
Well, I'm taking Sandy
to the dance tonight.
325
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,598
Oh.
326
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,068
Things were gettinga little complicated.
327
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,402
Are you going, Kevin?
328
00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,303
To put it mildly.
329
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,138
[ Laughs ] Are you kidding?
330
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,041
Butthead can't get a date.
[ Laughs ]
331
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,175
Yeah, I'm going.
332
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,844
Oh. Well, that's good.
333
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,645
Maybe you'll meet
someone there.
334
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,514
If only she knew.
335
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,352
You know, your father and I met
at a school dance.
336
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,720
Do you remember that, Jack?
337
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,822
Uhhuh.
338
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,158
It's the last time you ever
talked to Dick Claiborne.
339
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:22,393
Great.
340
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,395
I'm stuckin this terrible situation,
341
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,597
and my mother is gonna reliveold times.
342
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,765
He was your father's
best friend.
343
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,434
Dick took me to the dance,
344
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,469
but I saw your father there.
345
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,438
Of course, I'd seen him before,
346
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,507
but he was in a new suit.
347
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,342
Skinny as a rail.
348
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,478
[ Laughs ]
349
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,179
Anyway...
350
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,516
They had this terrible fight
over me,
351
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,120
and they haven't talked since.
352
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,022
So?
353
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,657
So...
354
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,225
It was worth it.
355
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:02,066
And for some reason,suddenly, I was listening.
356
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,201
Had my father really said that?
357
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,470
[ Rewinding ]
358
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,739
[ Voice slowed, echoing ] So...
359
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:12,409
It was worth it.
360
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,744
He had.
361
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,614
And as those wordsrang in my head like a gong,
362
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,716
I made up my mind.
363
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:22,452
No matter what it did to Wayne,I would have to be with Sandy.
364
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,521
She was definitely worth it.
365
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,622
Hey, butthead.
366
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,125
What do you think of the shirt?
367
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,261
- It looks cool.
- I'll change.
368
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,201
I began to build my case.
369
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,538
Look at him.He didn't deserve her.
370
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:42,706
He was disgusting.
371
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,741
"Basic"? He was subhuman.
372
00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:45,976
He was a cretin.
373
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,112
He always picked on me,took my stuff,
374
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,047
treated me like dirt.
375
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:54,251
The guy never offered meone thing in his entire life.
376
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,053
You need a ride tonight?
377
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,754
Except for a ride.
378
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,356
You're talking to me?
379
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,024
Yeah!
You can come with Sandy and me.
380
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:03,260
I don't know, Wayne.
381
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,196
Come on. It'll be fun.
382
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,663
It was horrible.
383
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:10,100
Here I was,trying to knock the guy down,
384
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:13,437
and all he was being was...Nice.
385
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,606
You really like her, huh?
386
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,576
Duh. Yeah.
387
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,480
And then he said somethingI'll never forget.
388
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,381
Sandy...
389
00:16:26,351 --> 00:16:30,020
makes me better than I am.
390
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,357
Whatever that means.
391
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,459
Um... I'm leaving in a half-hour.
392
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,094
Be ready.
393
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:40,764
And then I realizedwho the cretin really was.
394
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,065
[ Door closes ]
395
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,101
It was me.
396
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,604
[ Bread's "if" plays ]
397
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,678
I was lower than a cretin.
398
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,847
I was lower than subhuman.
399
00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,384
I was yeast.
400
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,419
♪If a picture...♪
401
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,190
[ Off-key ] ♪ if a picture
paints a thousand words ♪
402
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,660
♪ Then why can't I paint you? ♪
403
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:10,860
Don't do this.
404
00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,162
♪ When I... ♪
405
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,664
♪The words will never show...♪
406
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,599
♪ Ne mm ♪
407
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,436
♪ The you I've grown to know ♪
408
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,737
As I sat there,
409
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:23,707
feeling the romancein that car,
410
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,176
I knew I'd been kidding myself.
411
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,479
I could nevergo through with this.
412
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,080
Hmm.
413
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,715
Let's boogie.
414
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,950
Wayne...
415
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,718
Let's just stay in the car
for a minute.
416
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,920
I-I need to talk to you.
417
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,323
Unfortunately, Sandy could.
418
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,692
Yeah! Let's all stay.
419
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,894
Kevin,
I need to talk to Wayne alone.
420
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,763
Well, I don't mind staying.
Really.
421
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,565
Kid likes hanging around me.
422
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,867
Kevin...
423
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:57,869
♪You come and pour yourselfon me♪
424
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,611
Um...
425
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,846
I couldn't hearwhat they were saying,
426
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,849
but I didn't have to.
427
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,317
I knew what it meant.
428
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:11,222
♪...I'd be with you♪
429
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:14,958
[ Creedence Clearwater Revival's"Green River" playing ]
430
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:27,905
♪Well, take me back downwhere cool water flows, yeah♪
431
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,842
I walked around in a daze,
432
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,145
worried that Sandyhad broken up with him...
433
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,880
Worried that she hadn't.
434
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,682
Hey!
435
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,751
Kevin.
436
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,819
How you doing?
437
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,555
Okay.
438
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,458
- Let's go.
- Uh-huh.
439
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,526
Your dates look cool.
440
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,861
Oh, thanks.
441
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,228
I hope they come back.
442
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:54,665
♪I can hear the bullfrogcallin' me♪
443
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,771
I'll see you guys later, okay?
444
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,943
- Sandy.
- Kevin.
445
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,778
You can't break up with Wayne.
446
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,980
I just did. I had to.
447
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,781
What did he say?
448
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,618
He felt bad. So did I.
449
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,122
Does he know... About us?
450
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,326
We shouldn't have done this.
451
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,028
Kevin, I really want to be
with you.
452
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,413
I got to go talk to him.
453
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,218
[ The Band's"I Shall Be Released" plays ]
454
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,059
Hey.
455
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,928
How you doing?
456
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,766
♪They say every distance...♪
457
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,869
Look, Wayne...
458
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,572
Listen, I...
459
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,941
I broke up with Sandy.
460
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,409
What?
461
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,778
Dumped her.
462
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:17,080
You did?
463
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,149
Yeah.
464
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,952
It wasn't working out.
465
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,153
She wasn't my type.
466
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,223
♪I see my light come shinin'♪
467
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,892
The thing is, I don't want to
get philosophical...
468
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,927
[ Burps ]
469
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:35,599
But I think
even though she's hurt,
470
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,101
and...
471
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,737
Even though she feels...
472
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:45,743
Like nobody loves her
and she's all alone...
473
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,078
♪I shall be released♪
474
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,616
It's better if it ended fast
475
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:56,787
because she...
476
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,757
Has a better chance
of getting over it...
477
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,193
♪They say that every manmust fall♪
478
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,028
Someday.
479
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:12,670
♪Yet I swearI see my reflection♪
480
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,339
♪ Somewhere so high... ♪
481
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:17,975
As I sat there,
482
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,076
listening to my brother's pain
483
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,746
and the lies he toldto cover it,
484
00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:25,649
I didn't know what to do.
485
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,383
I knew I wanted to bewith Sandy,
486
00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:31,121
holding her in my arms,dancing with her.
487
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,726
♪From the westdown to the east♪
488
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:42,566
But in the end,I stayed with my brother.
489
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:46,503
Because, after all...
490
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,206
He was my brother.
491
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:57,080
♪Now yonder stands a manin this lonely crowd♪
492
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:59,315
Butthead.
493
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,717
Buttbrain.
494
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:06,623
♪A man who swearshe's not to blame♪
495
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:15,866
♪ All day long,I hear him shouting so loud ♪
496
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:23,573
♪ Just crying outthat he was framed ♪
497
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:31,481
♪ I see my light come shinin' ♪
498
00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,550
♪ From the west... ♪
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