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- Previously on
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"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
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- When Aaron has been there,
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when you guys have
gotten up and left...
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- Stand up. We're leaving.
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- No, I'm done.
- As long as you feel good
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about yourselves...
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- Find something else
to fight about.
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I'm done.
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- Your energy is not matching
what you're saying.
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- If I was pissed
about something,
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I will... ing say it.
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- How can we get to a place
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where you're okay
with everyone in the group?
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Because I know there are
a lot of hurt feelings.
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[upbeat music]
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How's it all looking?
- Yeah, yeah, we're having fun.
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- How are you?
- Cheers.
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I'm glad to be here. - Brandi.
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- Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
I don't know why.
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- Camille?
- Yeah?
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- You were an asshole
on Twitter.
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- Well, I was kind of
dishing out what I got.
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- Do you know what I'm saying?
- Yes.
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- Did you and Camille
say hi yet?
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- Hi, how are you?
Nice to see you.
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- I'm Teddi.
- You are adorable.
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- You don't have to go through
the pleasantries with me.
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[tense music]
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[lively music]
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♪ ♪
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- Do you guys know Kris?
- Yes.
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- We met in line
at the Met Gala...
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- Of course you did.
- I know.
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- Hi, Gorgeous!
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- You look so pretty.
How are you?
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- I'm great, great.
You look fabulous.
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- I don't really trust
what you have to say
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'cause I feel like
it's not genuine.
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Just don't even bother.
Just wave and keep it moving.
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- You just don't want
the compliment.
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- I don't need it.
- Okay.
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I am trying to be nice.
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I'm trying to apologize,
and again,
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Teddi's just
a rude little bitch.
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- Well, I mean...
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- What were you hurt about?
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That right there...
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- Why are you so angry?
Take it down a notch.
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- Denise, shut up.
- Calm down for (BLEEP) sake.
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I was honestly
concerned for you.
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- I was in a lot of pain.
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I just was overwhelmed at
that time that I hurt people.
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- Yeah.
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- So again, I'm sorry,
and I know time heals.
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- It's nice to see you.
- Good to see you, okay.
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- All right, bye.
- I know.
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- Bye.
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- Yeah, it's okay.
She needs her time.
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I respect that.
- I need a little time.
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- What you been up to?
Were you in Atlanta?
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Were you in my hometown
this week?
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- Yes, so that project is done.
- Nice.
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- I have two more trips
with "Tell Me a Story,"
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which... I'm gonna miss
your "ShoeDazzle" event.
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- Oh, that's okay, honey.
- No, it's not okay.
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I really wanted to be there.
- It's totally okay.
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Don't even sweat it.
No big deal at all.
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- So where do you
wanna go from here?
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- I wanna go with...
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If something's you
with me, tell me.
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- I already told you.
- Yeah, so great.
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It's not that I have
a huge problem with Denise.
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I have a huge problem
with Aaron.
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- Um, all right.
Well, we should go.
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- Yeah.
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In all of the time
that I've known Denise,
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we've had fun together,
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so of course I wanna
be able to move on.
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- [screams]
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Hi. - Hi, Gorgeous!
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- I thought I saw you outside.
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- You showing up here today
knowing everyone was
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gonna be here is
the first step...
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- Yeah, I mean,
I'm gonna be honest.
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I was nervous to show up.
- Of course, yeah.
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- Rinna came up to me, but...
- Rinna did?
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Listen, the first time
seeing everyone's
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always gonna be hard, but then
you're gonna get past that.
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- But thank you for inviting me
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and allowing me...
- Thank you for, you know,
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showing up even though
you were uncomfortable.
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- I came in wanting
to resolve some of the things
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that I went through
with these women.
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That's amazing. - Thank you.
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- So good to see you.
- Thank you.
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- I'm gonna go home and see
my hubby, but thank you again.
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- Go say hello to your husband.
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- After tonight, I feel good
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that I can move on now
with Denise and Kyle,
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but with the other ladies,
I don't know.
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I have to go home.
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At some point, we have
to put the past in the past.
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[groans]
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[lively music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh.
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- Where do you wanna go?
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- Hi, Mama. How are you?
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- Amazing... good to see you.
- I'm good, how are you?
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- This is Mike.
- Hi, how are you?
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- Hello, how are you?
- Good, how are you?
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- Good.
- Nice to see you.
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- You look gorgeous.
- Thank you, you too.
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- The women
that I'm friends with,
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it's important for us
to support one another.
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I think I've been
in that situation
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where I've been in a group, and
everybody's, like, attacking me
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and I have to fend for myself.
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But I was in middle school.
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I'm glad you came. - Thank you.
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- [laughs]
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- Hello, everybody
come out from inside.
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Come into the tent.
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I am so excited to introduce
a very good friend of mine.
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A charity event
has to be fun and exciting
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so people want to come
and want to spend money.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Wilson Phillips.
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[cheering]
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The first person
that popped into my mind
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is my friend, Carnie Wilson.
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And you've been sober how long?
- 12 years.
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I'm a foulmouthed,
crazy mother... er.
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- And that's why I love you.
- But I'm sober as hell.
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I love you. - I love you, mwah.
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- ♪ I know this pain ♪
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♪ ♪
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all: ♪ Why do you lock yourself
up in these chains ♪
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- Surprise concert?
What a great idea.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Culture Club!
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- Hi, beautiful people!
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- Wait, I've already
had that idea.
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All: ♪ Oh, someday somebody's
gonna make you ♪
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♪ Wanna turn around
and say goodbye ♪
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♪ Until then, baby,
are you going to let 'em ♪
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♪ Hold you down
and make you cry ♪
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- I'm a lightweight.
Please not much.
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- I mean, I get it.
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All: ♪ To go your way,
if you hold ♪
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- What are we celebrating?
- Oh, this is the fun room.
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- Welcome to our vaginas.
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- Brandi's very shy,
in case you didn't notice.
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- Let's do it, Adrienne.
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We're the...
[indistinct chatter]
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- Wait, why are you
toasting to that?
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- Exactly.
- Yeah, why are you
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drinking that?
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- What? Everyone else gets...
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Hold on. That's not fair.
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- Brandi.
- Here.
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- That's gonna be
a good morning.
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- No, I'm good.
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- She's not gonna wake up
tomorrow feeling good at all.
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- Here's to old times.
Welcome to old times.
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- Here's to surrogacy.
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Surrogacy,
and pretending about babies,
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and then ultimately
just loving each other.
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[light music]
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With Adrienne Maloof,
I said she had a surrogate.
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She said I was a liar.
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- What really did go down
between you and Adrienne?
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- There's been so many things
that you guys don't know about.
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- You lied!
- (BLEEP) you.
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- You're a piece of sh...
- No, we did not.
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- I run into Adrienne
all of the time,
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and she's always lovely to me
and she's always sweet,
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but I don't think I've ever
given her a proper apology.
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It was not my idea.
- I know it wasn't, yeah.
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- For her to forgive me is
something I really needed
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'cause I don't know
if I was in her shoes
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if I could forgive me.
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I love you. Love you.
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I really do. - I know, I know.
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- You can't say it back.
- Yeah.
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- No, she can because she's
always been lovely to me.
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Both: ♪ I don't wanna think
about it ♪
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♪ Don't wanna think
and lose myself in your kiss ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh, whoa ♪
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[cheering]
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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
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- We're rolling out.
We're rolling out.
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Whoa... wait, what? - Wait here.
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- I'll take that.
- All right, here's these.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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As much as you guys are
codependent-ish and I like it...
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- We're not codependent.
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- I wanna be a throuple
with you guys.
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[playful music]
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- What is a throuple?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- What is that?
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- Like a threesome?
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- Oh.
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- You have the moment
right now to say,
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"We just got married
and I love her vagina."
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- Right.
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- Aaron's giving me the look.
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"Let's get the (BLEEP)
out of here."
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- That was like a word
I go to sleep with.
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♪ ♪
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[indistinct shouting,
crowd chatter]
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- Ready to head out, honey?
- Yeah.
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I'm taking this with me.
It's mine.
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No, hey. Don't do it.
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[upbeat music]
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- Oh, hi!
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♪ ♪
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[laughter]
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It's no secret that
Brandi loves to party.
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But tonight for some reason,
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she took "hot mess"
to another level.
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- Coming up...
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- Look at that cake.
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- Is that a cake?
- It's a cake!
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- [screams]
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[dynamic music]
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♪ ♪
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm trying to get that out.
It was a present from Denise.
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How are you? - Good.
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You look good. - Thank you.
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I'm, believe it or not,
heading to the airport soon.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Ooh, can you help me?
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I hate checking things in
at the airport.
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Why'd you make that
look so easy?
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- Um...
- [laughs]
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And you broke every one.
Oh, my go...
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Oh, my God.
Denise is gonna kill me.
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- Talk to me.
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- Okay, so I was thinking of
the pendants that we're doing
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over the tables. - Beautiful
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Maybe you can consider... hey.
What is this?
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Hey, who wants to go
try some new food?
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- But I wanna...
- Me!
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- [laughs]
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- If your pants
are falling down,
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then you definitely need to eat.
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00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:14,133
[exciting music]
251
00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,533
- So we're doing a major
transformation on you.
252
00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:21,266
Like sex bomb... wigs, big hair,
big makeup, really fabulous.
253
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,300
- Fabulous... sounds like
right up my alley.
254
00:10:23,333 --> 00:10:26,166
I think I was born
a drag queen really.
255
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:31,667
♪ ♪
256
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,600
- Oh, wow. Look at the house.
257
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,743
- Yeah, we're entering the world
258
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,333
of Erika Jayne, of course.
259
00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:38,066
- [gasps]
- Holiday edition.
260
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:42,166
- Cool. This is great.
261
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,100
- I mean, we have shoes hanging
from the ceiling.
262
00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:46,300
- Look at that.
263
00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,076
- Why don't we take a shot
and get in the mood?
264
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,780
- Yeah, let's do a shot.
- That looks good.
265
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,633
- First drink of the night.
266
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,567
- Can I have a shot
of vodka, please?
267
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,633
Once you get something,
there's always more.
268
00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:59,767
And then you want more.
And then you want more.
269
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,609
Icy, something just...
Ice it up real quick.
270
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,066
That'd be nice.
271
00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:06,033
Moving to New York,
the experience at Shakers...
272
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,333
- I used to work here.
273
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,000
Getting married to Tom
turned into
274
00:11:11,033 --> 00:11:15,133
Erika Jayne shoe lines,
and now Broadway?
275
00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:17,100
I mean, there are no limits.
276
00:11:17,133 --> 00:11:20,667
[festive music]
277
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:23,600
- Ooh, this is pretty.
- Oh, this is pretty.
278
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:25,166
Have you ever been here? - No.
279
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,667
- What a cute place
to have a party.
280
00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,700
Look at that. - I know.
281
00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:31,667
♪ ♪
282
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,600
- Ooh, look at this.
- Aw!
283
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:37,133
- Nice to see you.
You look beautiful.
284
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:39,533
How are you, baby?
Nice to see you.
285
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,767
Oh, I love it!
What size is that?
286
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:46,166
- I love it.
And it works, right?
287
00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,200
- Oh, my God. That is so fun.
288
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:51,567
- Hi.
- Who's that girl?
289
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,166
- No, no, no!
290
00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,266
- Dorit is like, "Wait, what?"
- I just, I just... you cannot
291
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,376
keep taking me to these levels.
- How are you... I love it!
292
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,033
- Feel it. It's real hair too.
293
00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:04,333
- And I like that it's lighter.
- Hello, hello, hello.
294
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,700
- Hi, how are you?
295
00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:07,300
- Look at you.
- Thanks, you're sweet.
296
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:10,300
- Here, come in.
Look at how cute this is.
297
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,533
- What is that?
298
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:14,200
- The Queen E Cocktail
on the Rocks of tequila.
299
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,700
Look at us all
with black leather jackets.
300
00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:19,400
- I know!
- This is a vintage Chanel,
301
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,066
like, from the '80s, I think.
302
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,409
- I don't think it looks
very good on you.
303
00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:23,710
I think you need
to give it to me.
304
00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:26,400
- Cheers, ladies. all: Cheers.
305
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:27,710
- You guys, thank you
for coming.
306
00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:29,033
- There she is.
307
00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,734
- There she is!
- The woman of the hour.
308
00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,066
- Whoo!
- Thanks for coming.
309
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,066
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
310
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:37,000
- Look at that cake.
311
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,767
I love it!
312
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,667
- Oh, (BLEEP). [laughs]
313
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:43,200
- Is that a cake?
- It's a cake!
314
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:47,300
- Wow. [screams]
315
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,734
May I? - Yeah.
316
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,667
- All right, um, first off,
thank you to everyone,
317
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,433
my friends, and everybody
that came out tonight.
318
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:57,300
I really appreciate it.
Thank you for letting me be me.
319
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,433
And I can't believe
this is a cake.
320
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,433
Thank you guys.
Enjoy, have some drinks.
321
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,033
Thank you all for coming.
322
00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:06,266
[cheering]
323
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,300
[lively music]
324
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:15,033
♪ ♪
325
00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:17,443
- Oh, sure.
- Yeah, let's do it.
326
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:18,734
[overlapping chatter]
327
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,066
- I love it.
- Whoo!
328
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,066
- I'm pumped! Thank you.
329
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,109
- While I have everyone here,
I wanna mention something
330
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:26,066
'cause I need you all
to check your schedules.
331
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,643
Erika's going to do Broadway,
as we know...
332
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,667
- Yes, yes.
- For four months.
333
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:33,233
So I wanted... take
all of us on a trip,
334
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:36,100
get away for a week,
so that Erika can have
335
00:13:36,133 --> 00:13:39,700
great food, great wine,
great shopping.
336
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:43,367
So I have arranged something
in Rome, Italy.
337
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,000
[screaming] - No!
338
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,166
- Rome?
- Rome.
339
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,367
- This is freaking epic.
- Pasta and wine.
340
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,133
- Okay, I haven't been there
since I was 19.
341
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:55,400
- Dorit speaks fluent Italian.
She lived there for ten years.
342
00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:56,667
- You did?
343
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,109
- I feel we're gonna
hear this a lot.
344
00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,166
- Oh, yes.
345
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:07,333
- I haven't told Garcelle yet,
so I need to check with her
346
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:10,166
like ASAP 'cause of her work
schedule, but she'll do it.
347
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,710
- If we go tell her
she's gonna meet the pope,
348
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:13,209
she'll do it.
- [laughs] She'll do it.
349
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:15,142
- Should we invite the pope
to one of our dinners?
350
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,266
- I think so. Let's do this.
351
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,743
- I feel like he would
enjoy it, you know?
352
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:21,734
- Yeah, let's have the pope
come hang out with us.
353
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:24,033
- I had a threesome
a long time ago.
354
00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,333
- No girls touched
this hoo-hoo ever.
355
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,266
- I've never been with a girl.
I've only been with a couple.
356
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,000
- What is the difference?
357
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,209
- There's a penis
and two vaginas.
358
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,133
[laughter]
359
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:37,033
- "Hello, Mr. Pope?"
360
00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:39,266
So check your schedules,
talk to your husbands,
361
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:43,033
get those kids situated,
and come on to Rome.
362
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:46,433
- And bring your black Amex.
- All right, you guys.
363
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:48,100
Have some drinks,
enjoy the party.
364
00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:50,276
I'm gonna go do some mingling.
To Rome, and we will be there.
365
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:53,033
- To Rome.
I'm so... super excited.
366
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:56,266
[upbeat music]
367
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:59,367
- Vodka club, three squeeze
lemon, part curacao.
368
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,266
- Okay.
- I'm on a bar run.
369
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,734
Hi. - Hello.
370
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:05,133
You must be coming too. - Huh?
371
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,400
- To Rome, you must be.
372
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:08,233
I'm gonna work
on our pope, though.
373
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,433
- Do you wanna see the pope?
374
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:13,000
- Do you have pull
to where we could meet him?
375
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,066
- No, I don't have
any pull with him.
376
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,367
- Erika and Denise never spoke
at my party, not one word.
377
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,467
- I think I just saw them,
378
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,200
Erika and Denise,
talking just now.
379
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,000
- I wanted to tell you, uh,
380
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:26,467
the reason why I walked away
the last two times.
381
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,300
I feel that I've talked about
this since Santa Barbara,
382
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:32,533
and what gets confusing is just
because I'm an open person
383
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,333
doesn't mean I don't have
boundaries with my children.
384
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,567
- Here's what makes it
interesting is that, um,
385
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:42,033
when Aaron gets involved,
it becomes something else.
386
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,000
- All right, I'll get
to that in a second.
387
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:47,200
- Okay. I mean, okay.
388
00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,166
- But you're... I feel like
you're getting upset.
389
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,033
I just wanna clear the air.
That's all.
390
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:53,066
- Well, I mean, you wanted
to talk, so let's talk.
391
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,367
And now I bring up Aaron,
and you wanna shut it down,
392
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,100
so I guess that's
what we're doing.
393
00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,567
Any time we've tried
to discuss it,
394
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,440
you're like, "Hey, I don't
wanna talk about it.
395
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,142
I'm gonna shut it down."
- No, that's not true.
396
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,367
Erika...
397
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,133
- Why are we here
talking about it now?
398
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,500
- Because I can feel there's...
- What are we doing now?
399
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:12,033
Well, it's difficult to have
a conversation with Denise
400
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:13,576
because if she doesn't like
what she's hearing,
401
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,166
she shuts you down
or she leaves.
402
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,576
Nothing's gonna be
accomplished here.
403
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,200
- I wanted to clear the air
with you before we go on a trip
404
00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,576
because I don't want
things awkward,
405
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:25,133
otherwise that's gonna be
a very awkward trip for myself.
406
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,100
That's all.
407
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:30,266
I like you a lot, and I have
a lot of respect for you,
408
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,266
- Thank you.
- And I have a lot of fun
409
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,400
with you, and that's all.
410
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:35,767
- Okay, cool.
411
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,509
I like Denise.
I think that she's a good time.
412
00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:40,500
- All righty, thank you.
- Okay, thank you.
413
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,367
But it takes work
to be a good friend.
414
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,300
It requires two people
who really want to be friends
415
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,533
and who want to communicate.
416
00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,500
- Are you excited to go to Rome?
417
00:16:49,533 --> 00:16:52,200
- I don't get
to speak Italian anymore.
418
00:16:52,233 --> 00:16:54,266
- Well, now you're about to.
- I know.
419
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,242
People will come up to me
and they're like, "Oh..."
420
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,233
[speaking Italian]
421
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:01,133
I say... [speaking Italian]
422
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,500
And they said to me,
423
00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:06,333
"Oh, well, you know, I only
know, like, the swear words."
424
00:17:06,367 --> 00:17:08,433
- Yeah, and you're like,
"No, you're not," yeah.
425
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:11,533
- I know pizza, pasta.
- Okay.
426
00:17:11,567 --> 00:17:15,100
So far, you're an American.
- ¿Zapato?
427
00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,066
- ¿"Zapato"? That's Spanish.
428
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:21,166
- Spanish for shoe.
- Scarpe... shoes.
429
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,667
We'll be shopping for le scarpe.
430
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,400
- Coming up...
431
00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:29,576
- The way I was brought up,
you don't talk about money,
432
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,880
you don't talk about... - Right.
433
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,600
- But I wanna know...
How'd you get your money?
434
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,300
[upbeat music]
435
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:48,100
♪ ♪
436
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,400
- Hey.
- How's it going?
437
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:53,643
- Good, how are you?
- Right this way.
438
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,367
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
439
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,467
- I am starving.
- Here's our menu.
440
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,333
We have the cocktails
on the back, all right?
441
00:17:59,367 --> 00:18:00,600
- What's good here?
442
00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:02,467
- Cocktails?
- Yeah.
443
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,500
- Do you like something
spicy or more sweet?
444
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:07,233
- I like a little bit of spice.
445
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,600
- Thank you. Okay.
446
00:18:09,633 --> 00:18:12,600
[energetic music]
447
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,467
♪ ♪
448
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,700
Hi, Honey Bunny.
449
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:18,567
- We are channeling... hi.
- How are you?
450
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,266
- Good, how are you?
You smell good.
451
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,667
- Oh, well, that's always good.
- Yup.
452
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,133
- Can I get you a drink
453
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,376
or do you need a second
with the menu?
454
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,509
- Yes, I'm having a drink.
- Okay.
455
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,500
- I'm gonna have a white wine.
Thank you.
456
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:30,133
I'm on a vodka freeze right now.
457
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,467
- Are you?
- I am.
458
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,643
- Did you pass out somewhere?
459
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:34,700
- Oh, hell no. I don't do that.
460
00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:39,333
- How was Erika's thing at
her ShoeDazzle collaboration?
461
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,333
- It was nice. We missed you.
462
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:43,533
- Aw, I know.
I don't wanna miss anymore.
463
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,233
- I know. You're never around.
464
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:47,400
- I... I know.
I'm not around enough.
465
00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,300
You know, to keep it real,
466
00:18:49,333 --> 00:18:53,433
my work schedule stops me
from having a social life.
467
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,433
I just got back
into town this morning.
468
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,567
I literally... I land,
I turned on my phone...
469
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,600
- Your schedule is, like, nutty.
470
00:18:59,633 --> 00:19:02,333
- I'm shooting "Coming
to America" and two TV shows,
471
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,176
and it's hard for me
to connect with these women
472
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,533
'cause I'm away a lot,
but as a single mother,
473
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,600
Mama's gotta work.
474
00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:11,333
- I can't wait to go to Rome.
I started packing.
475
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:15,433
- I just found out about Rome.
Rinna sent me a text.
476
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,443
She's like, "Oh, by the way,
do you wanna come to Rome?
477
00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:19,400
Are you free?"
I said, "Am I free?
478
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,533
Of course I'm free."
- I love Rome.
479
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:24,000
It's gonna be raining.
- Good to know.
480
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,609
You know, black hair and rain
is not very good.
481
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,433
- Excuse me,
it's not just black hair.
482
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,500
I have really curly hair.
- Do you?
483
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,300
- Yes.
- I'd like to see it.
484
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:35,600
- Oh, but my kitchen gets hot.
My kitchen gets hot.
485
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,567
- You did not say kitchen.
Shut up, Sutton.
486
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,743
What do you know
about a kitchen?
487
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,467
- I know lots about a kitchen.
488
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,734
- The "kitchen"
to a black person
489
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,567
is the back of your neck.
490
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,266
So Sutton knowing that... what?
491
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,433
Do you have a hot comb too?
- Yes.
492
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:52,000
I'm from Augusta, Georgia.
493
00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:55,500
- So I've heard.
All right, Sutton.
494
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,467
That gave her a little
cool factor just then.
495
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,743
- Still doing all right?
- Oh, gosh.
496
00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:01,300
We haven't even looked
at the menu.
497
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,443
- If you need more time...
- No, we're good, we're fast.
498
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,300
- Nope, nope.
The mac and cheese.
499
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,734
I wanna do the tuna tartare.
- That's a really good one.
500
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,433
- I might do
the tuna tartare as well.
501
00:20:09,467 --> 00:20:11,200
- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
502
00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:13,367
- Are you taking glam?
- I don't know.
503
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,500
- I'm a single mom.
504
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:16,700
I can't bring glam
everywhere I go.
505
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:20,033
- I can.
- Yeah, so I heard.
506
00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,567
- But I guess... [laughter]
507
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,576
- The way I was brought up,
you don't talk about money,
508
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,266
you don't talk about... - Right.
509
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,743
- But I wanna know...
How'd you get your money?
510
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,000
[mischievous music]
511
00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:30,333
- What do you mean?
512
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:32,367
- Like where did all
this money come from?
513
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,433
- I don't like talking
about money.
514
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,600
I'm Southern.
515
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:38,667
- Did you inherit money?
Did you marry money?
516
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,400
Were you born with money?
Like, I'm curious.
517
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:44,667
- No, I got married, and my
ex-husband, he did well, so...
518
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,367
- Wow.
519
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,233
Sometimes I can rub people
the wrong way
520
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,333
because I'm so blunt,
but all the other women
521
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,667
are afraid to ask
really deep questions,
522
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,300
but that's the only way you're
gonna get to know someone.
523
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,333
How long were you married?
- 17 years.
524
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:59,500
- Wow.
- Yeah, so...
525
00:20:59,533 --> 00:21:01,400
- That's a long time.
526
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:03,066
I didn't ask her for the balance
527
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,734
in her, you know,
savings account,
528
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:07,233
which I would love to know.
529
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,400
- Honestly, I've known him
since I was 13 years old.
530
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:12,066
- Really?
- I have.
531
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,400
And I hope that I can get
to a place where...
532
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:15,767
- Did he take your virginity?
533
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,700
[light music]
534
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:21,066
- Why you wanna go there?
Why you wanna go there?
535
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:24,367
- You know that is who I am.
- That is wrong!
536
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,667
[laughter]
537
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,633
I am not gonna answer
that question.
538
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:28,700
- Okay.
539
00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:31,734
[lively music]
540
00:21:31,767 --> 00:21:34,367
♪ ♪
541
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,500
- What's wrong with your bum?
Do you wanna be wiped?
542
00:21:36,533 --> 00:21:38,433
Well, let's get a wipe for you.
543
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:41,567
- Lady, you can't do that
with your butt.
544
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,066
- Well, let's wipe it.
You have dirt.
545
00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:48,533
Anyway, she's gorgeous.
Who cares?
546
00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,000
She's chunky.
547
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:52,700
- No, she was born wide.
She has a beautiful body.
548
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:55,700
[mischievous music]
549
00:21:55,734 --> 00:21:58,734
♪ ♪
550
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:02,000
Hi, how are you?
- I'm good, how are you?
551
00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:03,533
- I'm good.
- Hi!
552
00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:07,533
- Hi, thanks for having me.
- Hi, gorgeous, hi, sweetie.
553
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,533
Thank you so much for coming.
Oh, my God, would you take her?
554
00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:12,734
- Me... look, she's, like,
shedding like crazy... oh!
555
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:14,300
- You guys,
let's go sit outside.
556
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,710
Do you want a iced tea?
Do you like iced tea?
557
00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:16,700
- Sure.
- Do you want a water?
558
00:22:16,734 --> 00:22:18,300
Amelia Gray was in New York,
559
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,033
and it didn't quite go
as planned.
560
00:22:20,066 --> 00:22:21,734
Amelia started
to miss her classes,
561
00:22:21,767 --> 00:22:23,333
- Okay.
- She started to have
562
00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:25,333
panic attacks.
I don't know if she can do it.
563
00:22:25,367 --> 00:22:27,567
I can't imagine if you were
still in New York.
564
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,367
- I'm just so much happier here.
565
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,734
Amelia is in her safe place
where she grew up.
566
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:35,533
Her family's close by,
friends are close by.
567
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,700
Even saying it,
I'm much more relaxed.
568
00:22:37,734 --> 00:22:39,600
It must be a lot easier for her.
569
00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:42,000
Are you loving doing this?
570
00:22:42,033 --> 00:22:45,467
- This is a job that
I'm so obsessed with.
571
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,400
My only complaint is
it's such a long process
572
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:50,433
to learn and get
to where I want to be.
573
00:22:50,467 --> 00:22:52,000
- But that's life.
574
00:22:52,033 --> 00:22:54,333
Now she can't just come home.
It's not a vacation.
575
00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,433
So getting an apartment,
going back to school...
576
00:22:57,467 --> 00:22:58,743
These are the steps
she needs to take
577
00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:00,567
to continue moving forward.
578
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,076
- I'm so happy
to find you guys a place.
579
00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:03,209
I'm excited
to go look for places.
580
00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:05,633
- I'm so excited.
- Let's start with area.
581
00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:08,467
- West Hollywood,
Beverly Hills... that area.
582
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,066
Um, I have major anxiety.
583
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,066
I can't even sleep in this house
584
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,700
without freaking out.
585
00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:19,467
My thing is security.
I need to have a doorman.
586
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,734
- Even though that comes with
a price tag of, like, $5,000.
587
00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:26,000
- I love a pretty
kitchen island.
588
00:23:26,033 --> 00:23:28,500
I love marble, I love white.
589
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,033
I like
like a pretty refrigerator.
590
00:23:30,066 --> 00:23:32,567
Something with big windows
to make me happy.
591
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,567
My mood is easily changed
by my surroundings.
592
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,033
Everything needs to be right.
593
00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:39,667
The, like, pool
with the cabanas.
594
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,567
- My first apartment
was so gross.
595
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,066
- Closet space... very important.
- Yeah.
596
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:49,400
We lived in a 900-unit
apartment building.
597
00:23:49,433 --> 00:23:53,700
And what were there?
Roaches... so gross.
598
00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:57,066
- Two-bedroom, like really
modern and contemporary.
599
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,400
You know, gym.
600
00:23:58,433 --> 00:23:59,509
I just can't be on ground floor.
601
00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:00,667
I will freak out.
602
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,266
- I was lucky
to have an apartment
603
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:05,367
with hand-me-down furniture
and a door that locked.
604
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,600
I didn't have help financially,
605
00:24:07,633 --> 00:24:11,400
and I think that is a driving
force in getting what you want.
606
00:24:11,433 --> 00:24:14,367
- I want to avoid having racks
all over my apartment.
607
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,533
Racks will kill my vibe.
608
00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:19,467
- Amelia can have a list of
all the things that she wants
609
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,533
because Amelia is paying
for this apartment.
610
00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:26,133
I think $1,000
would be fair for help.
611
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,467
The rest is on her.
- I do have a couple ideas.
612
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,100
There's a one-bedroom.
It's so adorable.
613
00:24:31,133 --> 00:24:32,500
Pets are allowed.
614
00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:35,033
It doesn't have a doorman,
but it's one of those key code,
615
00:24:35,066 --> 00:24:36,676
like, you can't get in
unless you know the code.
616
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,066
- Oh, that's nice.
- Um...
617
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,567
- I'll do, like, a code
as long as the door
618
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,200
goes from the ground
to the ceiling
619
00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:44,133
and you can't,
like, jump a fence.
620
00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:46,200
- She's always been like this.
- I'm just crazy.
621
00:24:46,233 --> 00:24:47,767
[light music]
622
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,133
- Anyway...
623
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:52,133
Look at the monsters
I've created.
624
00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:56,100
Are you kidding me? [sighs]
625
00:24:56,133 --> 00:24:57,576
- Always gotta do
what makes you happy...
626
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,667
- Exactly, well,
I'm so excited to look.
627
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,567
- Great.
- Coming up...
628
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,200
- Denise... she has
these feelings,
629
00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,500
but she doesn't wanna say it.
630
00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:06,509
- I just think you guys need
to be careful with her
631
00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:08,533
because she's not
who she pretends to be.
632
00:25:12,433 --> 00:25:13,433
[upbeat music]
633
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:19,133
♪ ♪
634
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:22,633
- I think that's everything
for that bag.
635
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:26,200
But now, can we close it?
- Yeah.
636
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:29,000
- Oh, no.
- Uh-oh.
637
00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:31,533
- [sighing]
- Wait.
638
00:25:31,567 --> 00:25:35,233
- Here I'll sit, you zip.
I'm panting.
639
00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:37,533
Hot Mess Express over here.
640
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,667
- Who is this?
641
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,233
- That's Dolce and Gabbana
Ultimate,
642
00:25:45,266 --> 00:25:46,767
and I'm bringing that for sure.
643
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,266
Isn't it good? - Stunning.
644
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:50,667
- And I think we're gonna go
shop at Dolce and Gabbana
645
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:52,233
which might be fun.
646
00:25:52,266 --> 00:25:55,200
I think we're going to be doing
a bunch of sightseeing.
647
00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:57,033
I'm hoping we'll hit
the Colosseum.
648
00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:58,300
- Uh-huh.
649
00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,734
- And there's great little
cafes that we can go to,
650
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:04,233
and restaurants, and the
Spanish Steps are beautiful.
651
00:26:04,266 --> 00:26:05,367
- [gasps]
652
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,100
- Are you listening to me?
- I'm listening.
653
00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:08,643
You just always have
so many great things.
654
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,276
- Okay, just try to focus.
- Okay, okay, sorry.
655
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,700
I don't know if I'm helping
or shopping.
656
00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:19,734
- I don't wanna help you pack.
657
00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:21,333
[laughs] I just don't.
658
00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,300
I'm so... ing sick of packing.
659
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,233
- This place is a mess.
660
00:26:25,266 --> 00:26:28,066
- This place is
an explosion of excess.
661
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,066
Is this the wig?
662
00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:30,700
Tiago. - Tiago.
663
00:26:30,734 --> 00:26:32,009
- Don't you wanna be Roxie Hart?
664
00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:34,567
Aren't you, huh? Everybody does.
665
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,266
[bright tone]
666
00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,767
You're Roxie. - Amazing.
667
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,734
[laughter]
668
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,300
- Oh, my God.
669
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,166
- Oh, yeah.
670
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,600
- I love you. Oh, my God.
671
00:26:52,633 --> 00:26:55,667
All right, pack this sh... up.
672
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:58,667
[dramatic music]
673
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:05,734
♪ ♪
674
00:27:07,100 --> 00:27:08,233
- Hello?
675
00:27:11,433 --> 00:27:12,767
- Hello?
676
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,276
- The dogs didn't even
come ream me out.
677
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,400
What's going on?
678
00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,667
- It's that pink light.
It relaxes them.
679
00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:20,100
- Oh, it's relaxing me too.
- Come up.
680
00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:21,710
I'm, like, doing
a million things at one time.
681
00:27:21,734 --> 00:27:25,633
I'm finishing up my packing,
so I, you know...
682
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,266
- Is this your packing?
683
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:30,000
- Teddi, I know. It's a problem.
684
00:27:30,033 --> 00:27:32,367
Anyway, the reason I wanna
do this now is because
685
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,133
we need to get invitations out
for your shower.
686
00:27:35,166 --> 00:27:38,400
I'll throw you a baby shower.
- It'll be fun.
687
00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:40,700
- You know what? I won't say no.
688
00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:42,400
- I've been so busy trying
to organize
689
00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:45,066
my Children's Hospital event
and getting ready for Italy.
690
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,667
Teddi is ready to pop,
and I haven't even begun
691
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,433
to organize her shower yet.
692
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:52,133
What we need to figure out is
do we do it here?
693
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,409
I mean, you know I'm always open
694
00:27:53,433 --> 00:27:55,133
to having my home for parties.
695
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,667
So we can do it here,
we can do it at a restaurant.
696
00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,600
- Well, I just want it to be
the easiest thing possible.
697
00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:02,367
And it's not an "I don't care"
698
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,040
that people are gonna
get mad at me about.
699
00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:07,300
I really just want it to be the
easiest for all of you guys.
700
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:10,133
Nothing gives me more peace
701
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:14,400
than not having to invite
any of the ladies to anything.
702
00:28:14,433 --> 00:28:16,166
Here's the thing, guys...
703
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,266
Truthfully, I really don't care
if y'all come or don't come.
704
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,133
- Wait a minute... I'm coming.
705
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:24,166
And if you don't give a sh...,
then why am I coming?
706
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,133
- Do you like games?
- I like games.
707
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:27,333
What I don't like...
708
00:28:27,367 --> 00:28:29,633
I honestly would rather cut
my own face off
709
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,734
than sit at a party
and watch people open my...
710
00:28:31,767 --> 00:28:33,376
- Well, now you know
I'm gonna make you do that.
711
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,640
And I'm gonna sit there and go,
712
00:28:34,667 --> 00:28:38,767
"Oh, my gosh,
another hooded towel."
713
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,133
- Please, no.
714
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:44,400
- Sorry, Teddi, now we are
definitely doing it.
715
00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:47,133
- Knock, knock, knock. Hello.
716
00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:49,300
- Who is that?
- Uh, it's your sister.
717
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,000
- She's dropping off dresses
that she borrowed.
718
00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:55,266
- Hi, look how cute you look.
- How are you?
719
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,100
Hi, you're all decked out.
What are you doing?
720
00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:59,300
- I'm taking, um, Brandi
to dinner for her birthday.
721
00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:00,476
Her birthday was a few days ago,
722
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,367
and I didn't get to take her
to dinner, so...
723
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,734
- Aw, that's cute.
724
00:29:03,767 --> 00:29:05,343
- Well, these are not good
for Italy anyway.
725
00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:08,700
- No actually,
I didn't try this one.
726
00:29:08,734 --> 00:29:10,500
- What about... this would
be good for Italy.
727
00:29:10,533 --> 00:29:12,476
- Well, I forgot to tell you
guys Brandi's in the car.
728
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,100
- Why is she in the car?
She's outside?
729
00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,166
- 'Cause I was gonna
take her to dinner, so...
730
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,767
- Why is she waiting outside?
731
00:29:18,734 --> 00:29:22,066
- Yeah, tell her to come in.
- [sighs]
732
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:24,133
- We're discussing her shower.
733
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,667
- Oh, my God.
Okay, let me get her.
734
00:29:25,700 --> 00:29:28,266
I don't wanna leave her
in the car then.
735
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,333
- Kim and Brandi have
a very unique friendship.
736
00:29:31,367 --> 00:29:34,133
I mean, they were
absolute enemies before.
737
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:37,333
- Your sister is wasted out
of her... ing mind.
738
00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:39,700
- You're a pig.
- Okay, enough.
739
00:29:39,734 --> 00:29:41,133
- You're a slut pig.
740
00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,000
I will never like you. - Okay.
741
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:47,000
- After everything you did.
- Are you kidding me?
742
00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:49,400
- "Are you kidding me?"
743
00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:51,767
- But then they became
very, very close.
744
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,467
- My favorite part of the trip
was actually with Kim.
745
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,033
I feel a new love for you,
746
00:29:58,066 --> 00:30:00,033
and I feel like hopefully,
we can be friends.
747
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:03,066
- But now, they genuinely
have a good friendship.
748
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,443
- Kyle wants to know
if you wanna come in
749
00:30:04,467 --> 00:30:05,533
for a few minutes.
750
00:30:05,567 --> 00:30:07,133
They're talking
about Teddi's shower.
751
00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:09,700
- Yeah, are you gonna go
back in and say no?
752
00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:12,033
- Imagine... "Brandi said
she doesn't wanna come up."
753
00:30:12,066 --> 00:30:14,066
- No, she's good, all right.
- Okay, wait, hang on.
754
00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:17,000
- Kim was friends with Brandi
when Brandi and I were
755
00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:19,100
in a very, very bad place.
756
00:30:19,133 --> 00:30:20,376
This isn't even
about you and me.
757
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,400
You and I are okay.
This is about us right now.
758
00:30:22,433 --> 00:30:25,400
Can you leave for a second?
Just go.
759
00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:28,066
- I came with her.
I'm leaving with her.
760
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:30,500
- You're not wanted.
- Excuse me, neither are you.
761
00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:34,033
Ask your husband.
- This is my... ing...
762
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:36,500
- Hello.
- The birthday girl.
763
00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:39,066
Happy birthday.
- Happy belated birthday.
764
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,500
Only a day, or even two.
- Oh, my God.
765
00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:43,133
- Hi, how are you?
766
00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:45,166
- Even when Kim and I
weren't getting along,
767
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,200
I was always happy knowing that
Brandi is a good friend to her,
768
00:30:48,233 --> 00:30:51,300
and I think that says a lot
about her character.
769
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:55,100
I mean, they have come a long
way since the slut pig days.
770
00:30:55,133 --> 00:30:57,433
- I got my results back today.
- You did?
771
00:30:57,467 --> 00:30:59,567
- You have a fair amount
of your own breast tissue,
772
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,500
so I think we'll
remove the implant,
773
00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:03,509
we'll remove all the scar
tissue around the implant.
774
00:31:03,533 --> 00:31:05,133
If there's abnormal tissue
in there,
775
00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:06,500
we will send it for a biopsy.
776
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:09,200
- And?
- 100% perfect, yeah.
777
00:31:09,233 --> 00:31:11,433
- Congratulations.
- I'm so excited.
778
00:31:11,467 --> 00:31:13,200
- Do you feel so relieved,
just like...
779
00:31:13,233 --> 00:31:15,000
- Yeah.
- What are you guys doing here?
780
00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:16,376
- First, we were doing
shower stuff,
781
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,367
and now I'm laughing
at Kyle's packing.
782
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,734
- I cannot.
783
00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:21,887
Like, I'm just throwing things
in the bag that I like.
784
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,476
- Well, Garcelle sent us
a text, and she's like,
785
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,166
"Who's bringing glam to Rome?"
786
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,100
I'm like, "I am
the cheapest human alive."
787
00:31:29,133 --> 00:31:30,609
- Wait, why are you guys
going to Rome?
788
00:31:30,633 --> 00:31:32,976
- Well, we thought, you know,
we'll do our annual girls' trip
789
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
and then Rinna was like,
"Well, Erika's leaving
790
00:31:35,033 --> 00:31:37,200
to do Chicago in New York
for, like, four months."
791
00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:39,266
But yeah, there's been
some little, you know,
792
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,600
stuff in the group
793
00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,433
- Always.
- Per usual... yeah,
794
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:45,333
because there was something
that happened with, um, Denise.
795
00:31:45,367 --> 00:31:46,400
And...
796
00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:50,509
So then later, she said,
"Well, my kids were there."
797
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:53,533
And we were like, "Uh, your
kids were at another table."
798
00:31:53,567 --> 00:31:55,300
- Uh, Charlie Sheen
is their father.
799
00:31:55,333 --> 00:31:57,166
- That's what...
I actually said that.
800
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,533
She's like, "You're a... ing
sh... talking sh... stirrer."
801
00:31:59,567 --> 00:32:02,066
- You are a sh...
...ing stirrer.
802
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,467
You really are. - Okay.
803
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,000
- Denise said this to you?
- Yeah.
804
00:32:05,033 --> 00:32:06,409
- Rinna said to me,
"She doesn't like you."
805
00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:08,543
And I was like, "Oh," but then
she's, like, very nice...
806
00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:10,409
- She never says anything.
- She doesn't want...
807
00:32:10,433 --> 00:32:12,409
She has these feelings,
but she doesn't wanna say it.
808
00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:14,233
- We have a whole... I... it's...
809
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,600
I don't even wanna get
into right now.
810
00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:19,533
- She did something to Brandi,
which I just think is...
811
00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:21,233
♪ ♪
812
00:32:21,266 --> 00:32:22,567
I won't. It's your thing.
813
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,333
[tense music]
814
00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,333
- What?
815
00:32:25,367 --> 00:32:26,476
I thought you guys were friends.
816
00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,400
- No, we are friends.
817
00:32:28,433 --> 00:32:30,133
We're... I don't know what we are.
818
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,633
Honestly, I... I just think
you guys need to be careful
819
00:32:32,667 --> 00:32:37,066
with her because she's not
who she pretends to be.
820
00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,667
♪ ♪
821
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,166
- Coming up...
822
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,609
- We just, like,
we kind of hooked up.
823
00:32:42,633 --> 00:32:44,266
And then... - Who's "we"?
824
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,100
- Denise and I.
825
00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:51,376
- Denise wants to run
826
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,840
- Denise wants to run
from the truth.
827
00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:56,209
She has these feelings,
but she doesn't wanna say it.
828
00:32:56,233 --> 00:32:58,109
- I just think you guys
need to be careful with her
829
00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:00,667
because she's not
who she pretends to be.
830
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:03,300
♪ ♪
831
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:06,200
- She did something to Brandi
which I just think is...
832
00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:07,533
I... I won't. It's your thing.
833
00:33:07,567 --> 00:33:09,467
- I don't wanna go,
like, totally into it,
834
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:14,166
but... what you see is
not what you get.
835
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,633
She doesn't like you at all.
At all.
836
00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:19,567
She's said horrible things
about you.
837
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,367
You're obnoxious, you'll do
anything to be in this group
838
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,233
because you've lived under your
dad's shadow your whole life,
839
00:33:26,266 --> 00:33:29,567
and you... it's... it was
just, like, just mean.
840
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,367
- I gave her the opportunity
841
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,333
to come clean
on however she's feeling.
842
00:33:34,367 --> 00:33:35,543
- Where do you wanna go
from here?
843
00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:36,633
- I wanna go with...
844
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:38,467
If something's you
with me, tell me.
845
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:42,166
- I already told you.
- Yeah, so great.
846
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,500
Say it to my face because
I know the way
847
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:47,333
that I've been feeling
I've said to your face.
848
00:33:47,367 --> 00:33:48,476
- Rinna said
she doesn't like me.
849
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,042
I'm like, what did I do?
- Well, apparently
850
00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:51,476
she doesn't like anyone.
She doesn't like Rinna either.
851
00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:53,633
She's like, "Erika's
a cold-hearted bitch."
852
00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:55,667
But then, she's around
you guys, and she's like,
853
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:57,700
"Why do they all
wanna fight with me?"
854
00:33:57,734 --> 00:34:00,166
- And she always acts like
she, like, idolizes Erika too.
855
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,633
She plays this chill,
laidback, cool person,
856
00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:05,333
and she... but she knows
what she's doing.
857
00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:06,743
- Knowing how open
and honest you are,
858
00:34:06,767 --> 00:34:08,400
she doesn't think
that's gonna get out?
859
00:34:08,433 --> 00:34:09,676
- She feels like
she can tell me things
860
00:34:09,700 --> 00:34:12,533
because she has something on me.
861
00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:16,433
[dramatic music]
862
00:34:16,467 --> 00:34:17,576
You know what,
do you have water?
863
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,734
Do you have a water?
864
00:34:18,767 --> 00:34:20,500
- I haven't even
offered you anything, yes.
865
00:34:20,533 --> 00:34:21,813
- Oh, my God. Sorry, I'm like...
866
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,633
- Do you want water,
wine, anything?
867
00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:26,133
- Maybe both.
- I'll have water.
868
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:27,533
- Jessie?
869
00:34:27,567 --> 00:34:30,166
[speaking Spanish]
870
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,400
I've never seen Brandi
so nervous.
871
00:34:37,433 --> 00:34:38,533
Normally, if she's upset,
872
00:34:38,567 --> 00:34:41,133
it just comes spilling out
of her mouth.
873
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:44,233
- I'm saying what she did
to you is wrong
874
00:34:44,266 --> 00:34:45,600
and she's not your friend.
875
00:34:45,633 --> 00:34:47,609
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I need to hear this back.
876
00:34:47,633 --> 00:34:49,000
Wait, she has something on you?
877
00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:50,443
I feel like no one
has anything on you.
878
00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:52,166
I feel like you're
like such an open book.
879
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,600
- When we met, we just
hit it off right away.
880
00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:56,233
Hi, Gorgeous. - How are you?
881
00:34:56,266 --> 00:34:57,567
- I'm good. Oh, my gosh.
882
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,433
I'm gonna start hooking
on the side.
883
00:34:59,467 --> 00:35:00,700
- Oh, well, you know what?
884
00:35:00,734 --> 00:35:03,200
Those girls make good money.
I think I am too.
885
00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:04,576
- All right,
let's (BLEEP) together.
886
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,700
I thought she was, like,
just the coolest chick.
887
00:35:06,734 --> 00:35:09,500
And I saw her in April,
888
00:35:09,533 --> 00:35:11,633
and then I didn't see her again
until your party.
889
00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:15,266
And some sh... went down
over those nine months
890
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:17,300
that was really... ed up.
891
00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:19,700
It's bad. It's really bad.
892
00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:21,166
- What is the story?
893
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,476
It would help
if we knew the story.
894
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,376
- You know 'cause we talked
about, like, cheating
895
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,600
and all of that stuff. - Yeah.
896
00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:27,600
- I heard Brandi Glanville
did your podcast.
897
00:35:27,633 --> 00:35:29,367
- She did. She has no filter.
898
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,333
- We're talking
about, of course, cheating.
899
00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,200
- Do people
in good relationships cheat?
900
00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:35,233
- And do women cheat
more than men?
901
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:38,333
The whole cheating thing
with me... it's so personal,
902
00:35:38,367 --> 00:35:40,734
and I was so broken for so long.
903
00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:42,333
[solemn music]
904
00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:43,743
When I was married
and I was cheated on,
905
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:45,700
it destroyed me.
906
00:35:45,734 --> 00:35:47,266
He was the love of my life.
907
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:48,609
I go, "You have
to get your sh... out.
908
00:35:48,633 --> 00:35:50,200
I'm done."
909
00:35:50,233 --> 00:35:52,343
That day, my friend that worked
at "Us Weekly" called me
910
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,734
and said, "Eddie's in Malibu
with LeAnn Rimes
911
00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:56,667
on his motorcycle."
912
00:35:56,700 --> 00:36:00,734
It broke my life,
so I would never,
913
00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:04,600
ever, ever do that
to someone else.
914
00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:07,066
I had a friend who was dating
a married guy,
915
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:08,576
and I didn't know it,
and when she told me,
916
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,266
I've not ever talked
to her again.
917
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:13,500
So like, I'm just...
I'm very sensitive to it,
918
00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:15,467
and she kind of put me
in a situation
919
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:19,533
where I was the cheater.
920
00:36:19,567 --> 00:36:21,033
- It's the reverse.
921
00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:24,266
I don't know why
you think she's got...
922
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:25,543
I don't even know
why you think that.
923
00:36:25,567 --> 00:36:27,667
- What does that mean?
- I don't know.
924
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:30,567
[lightly tense music]
925
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,500
I had been out
with her and Aaron,
926
00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:35,367
and, like, I knew that
they have an understanding.
927
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,042
Like, she could be with girls
if she wanted to.
928
00:36:37,066 --> 00:36:39,500
♪ ♪
929
00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:42,467
And as long as, you know,
it wasn't with a guy.
930
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:46,700
The first night we met,
something happened.
931
00:36:46,734 --> 00:36:50,333
Denise and I went out,
and we had dinner.
932
00:36:50,367 --> 00:36:52,467
- I'm so glad that
Alec introduced us.
933
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,567
Brandi and I have
a mutual friend.
934
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,710
That's how the two of us met.
935
00:36:55,734 --> 00:36:57,600
We went to dinner one night,
hit it off.
936
00:36:57,633 --> 00:37:01,500
- We completely click,
we get absolutely wasted.
937
00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:05,367
We go to the restroom,
and all of a sudden,
938
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,700
we're making out.
939
00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:11,300
But she wasn't with, like,
Aaron at that time, so...
940
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,576
Well, I was not expecting it,
but I was like,
941
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,100
"All right, I'll go with it.
942
00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:17,100
I'm wasted, you're pretty.
Let's do this."
943
00:37:17,133 --> 00:37:20,533
In April, she invited me
to go to her set
944
00:37:20,567 --> 00:37:23,500
in northern California
to do my podcast.
945
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,066
She really wanted
to hang out a lot,
946
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:27,400
and she's like,
"Just come here."
947
00:37:27,433 --> 00:37:29,567
And I was like,
"Okay, I'll just go there."
948
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,734
I went, and I was
gonna get my own room,
949
00:37:31,767 --> 00:37:34,066
but Denise said,
"No, just stay here.
950
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,300
"It's fine.
951
00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:36,576
"I'll get you, like,
a rollaway bed.
952
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,710
"You can stay in the room
with us.
953
00:37:37,734 --> 00:37:39,567
There's plenty of room."
954
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,300
Her middle daughter was there
with a friend
955
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:44,633
and we did the podcast.
956
00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:47,567
That first night, the girls
were sleeping in a room
957
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:52,033
downstairs with a door,
and Denise had a room upstairs.
958
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:55,567
There was no rollaway bed
conveniently,
959
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,033
and so, I just slept
in the bed with Denise.
960
00:37:59,066 --> 00:38:02,133
The first night I was there,
like, we just had a good night,
961
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:05,000
we're hanging out,
and then the next night,
962
00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:08,567
we got really drunk and we were
just so... ed up, and...
963
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,734
[suspenseful music]
964
00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:12,600
We just, like,
we kind of hooked up.
965
00:38:12,633 --> 00:38:15,600
We hooked up, and then...
- Who's "we"?
966
00:38:15,633 --> 00:38:17,533
- Denise and I.
967
00:38:17,567 --> 00:38:20,533
♪ ♪
968
00:38:20,567 --> 00:38:23,033
- Like kiss?
- Like everything.
969
00:38:27,066 --> 00:38:28,576
I don't want you guys
to judge me because...
970
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,600
- I'm not judging you.
I'm just literally like...
971
00:38:30,633 --> 00:38:32,133
- No, because, like,
honestly, like...
972
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:34,076
- She's open about it.
- I'm totally not judging you.
973
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,000
- She's already been
very open about it.
974
00:38:36,033 --> 00:38:37,166
- I'm bisexual.
975
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,643
Everyone knows that,
my kids know that.
976
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,700
- I did not.
- I didn't know that.
977
00:38:40,734 --> 00:38:42,734
Not that it matters.
- No, it doesn't matter.
978
00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:47,433
I mean, um...
I was uncomfortable.
979
00:38:47,467 --> 00:38:49,400
The kids were downstairs,
and we were in a loft,
980
00:38:49,433 --> 00:38:53,500
and there was no door, and
I just couldn't get into it.
981
00:38:53,533 --> 00:38:57,100
And the next day, she just
said to me, she's like,
982
00:38:57,133 --> 00:38:59,166
"No matter what you do,
you can't tell Aaron.
983
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,400
He will kill me."
984
00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:09,443
- Denise said to me,
985
00:39:09,467 --> 00:39:10,747
- Denise said to me, she's like,
986
00:39:11,066 --> 00:39:12,826
"No matter what you do,
you can't tell Aaron.
987
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,567
He will kill me."
988
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,533
I'm like, "What the (BLEEP)
is happening right now?"
989
00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:20,633
In the moment, I was just like,
990
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:23,000
"I'm everything that
I have always hated,"
991
00:39:23,033 --> 00:39:27,033
because my books are both
about hating cheaters,
992
00:39:27,066 --> 00:39:29,000
not being cheaters, being loyal.
993
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,066
I will never be the other woman.
994
00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,443
- So you didn't think
it was cheating.
995
00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:35,667
- It wasn't because she...
They already talked about it.
996
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:39,166
I would have never slept
with Denise
997
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,233
if I thought that Aaron
was not okay with it.
998
00:39:41,266 --> 00:39:43,700
And he knew I was going out
of town with her,
999
00:39:43,734 --> 00:39:45,500
he knew we had made out before.
1000
00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:48,533
There was no question in my mind
1001
00:39:48,567 --> 00:39:50,600
that Aaron was okay
with all of this.
1002
00:39:50,633 --> 00:39:52,033
- And what happened after that?
1003
00:39:52,066 --> 00:39:54,567
- It was kind of like
I never really existed,
1004
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,567
but then she would text me
and stay in touch
1005
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,100
to make sure that, like,
everything was kosher.
1006
00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:02,200
I never wanted to see her
in that way again.
1007
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:05,033
She made me believe that
I did something wrong.
1008
00:40:05,066 --> 00:40:07,100
Then I had a breakdown,
and I told Kim,
1009
00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:08,700
and Kim's like,
"She tricked you."
1010
00:40:08,734 --> 00:40:12,066
And I'm like, "No."
And I was ashamed of it.
1011
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:14,100
I don't know.
I just felt horrible.
1012
00:40:14,133 --> 00:40:17,600
- She never called her until
the night before your charity.
1013
00:40:17,633 --> 00:40:19,700
- She heard that Kim was
hanging out with you guys,
1014
00:40:19,734 --> 00:40:22,734
and she was like, "We're..."
she was like, "Are you going?"
1015
00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:24,467
I'm like, "Yeah, I'm going."
1016
00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,643
And she's like, "You haven't
told anyone anything, right?"
1017
00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,109
- That was hard on her
the other night.
1018
00:40:28,133 --> 00:40:29,266
- You're good?
- Yeah.
1019
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:31,734
Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
I don't know why.
1020
00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:34,066
But I wanted it to be very...
A calm night,
1021
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,100
and then I just kept drinking.
1022
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:39,233
And now, she's calling me and
telling me sh... about Erika,
1023
00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:42,633
sh... about you, and I'm going,
"Who is this crazy person?"
1024
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:44,066
- She tried
to make you feel like
1025
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,710
you guys are close right now.
- Yeah, of course.
1026
00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:47,166
- Because she's scared.
- Yeah.
1027
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,976
- She'll say to me, like,
"I just want you to know,
1028
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,676
"like, my private life is,
like, super private.
1029
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,066
I would never tell
your secrets."
1030
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:55,100
That's what she said to me
after your party.
1031
00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:57,567
That just, to me,
was like a threat.
1032
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,100
[tense music]
1033
00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:00,567
It's just the whole thing
is weird.
1034
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,033
- I don't think you should, um,
beat yourself up about that.
1035
00:41:04,066 --> 00:41:06,266
- I'm gonna do some reiki
on her later,
1036
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:10,300
and I'm taking her
to a meditation sound bath.
1037
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,133
That's what you're gonna do
for your birthday.
1038
00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:15,233
- Brandi can be a lot of things.
1039
00:41:15,266 --> 00:41:18,233
She can be mean,
she can be a bitch,
1040
00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:21,700
but I honestly don't believe
she's a liar.
1041
00:41:21,734 --> 00:41:23,233
Happy birthday.
- Thank you, babe.
1042
00:41:23,266 --> 00:41:24,233
- I love you.
1043
00:41:24,266 --> 00:41:25,706
Don't stress about
that whole things.
1044
00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:27,033
Don't stress, you know?
1045
00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:28,667
I mean, that's between you guys.
1046
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,100
- Yeah, well, not anymore.
1047
00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:33,333
- I think I'm
just realizing that
1048
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:37,767
I don't think any of us
really know Denise at all.
1049
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,367
I'll see you after Italy.
- All right.
1050
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,133
- And you'll have the invite
for the shower.
1051
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,133
- Have a safe, um...
- All right, bye, guys.
1052
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:47,333
- You guys both look so pretty.
- Thank you.
1053
00:41:47,367 --> 00:41:48,734
- Love you.
1054
00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:51,100
[dramatic music]
1055
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,333
- [mouths] I don't...
1056
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,233
♪ ♪
1057
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,367
- I mean, I don't feel
good right now, but...
1058
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,576
- And now, I have to, like,
look at this chick that, like,
1059
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,033
blatantly hates me...
1060
00:42:13,066 --> 00:42:15,042
- That's, like, the least
of the worries right now.
1061
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,367
- I know, but also, we're going
on a... ing trip with her.
1062
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,700
[exciting music]
1063
00:42:28,734 --> 00:42:30,266
- Maybe I'll ride with you.
1064
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,209
- Yeah, let's go back here.
- And we'll go right here.
1065
00:42:32,233 --> 00:42:35,133
- So far we're two hours away.
- Wow.
1066
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:40,600
- "Probably."
- Probably for the best.
1067
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,767
- What?
- Yeah.
1068
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,000
And then Brandi said
things happened between...
1069
00:43:04,633 --> 00:43:06,033
- You are?
- Of course.
1070
00:43:06,066 --> 00:43:08,100
I'm excited and a little,
you know, like...
1071
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,100
[laughter]
1072
00:43:11,133 --> 00:43:14,200
- So they... ed?
1073
00:43:14,233 --> 00:43:15,667
[wheezes]
1074
00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:17,166
- Right, we're almost here.
1075
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,066
- Oh, I cannot wait.
1076
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,600
- Next on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
1077
00:43:25,633 --> 00:43:27,367
- We're in Rome!
- It's pretty epic.
1078
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,433
[cheering]
1079
00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:34,266
[squealing]
1080
00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,033
- What is that?
- Holy sh...!
1081
00:43:37,066 --> 00:43:40,100
- The stores.
- All of my friends are here!
1082
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:46,266
- I am pathetic,
you can't stand me.
1083
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:49,200
You didn't say these things
to Brandi Glanville?
1084
00:43:49,233 --> 00:43:51,166
- You didn't tell Brandi
I was a cold bitch?
1085
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,633
- I never said that.
1086
00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:54,767
- She has told us
a lot of things
1087
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,476
that are now out there
about you guys.
1088
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:59,767
- Why don't you just say it?
- She said you two had sex.
1089
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,333
[suspenseful music]
1090
00:44:02,367 --> 00:44:04,066
- To learn more
about the housewives,
1091
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,166
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