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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:06,039 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:11,077 [POWER TOOLS WHIRRING] 3 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,019 - IT'S ALIVE! 4 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:40,273 - MM! OH, NO! OHH! 5 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,376 - AHHHHH... 6 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:44,711 YEAH. 7 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:45,779 YOU'RE A BITCH. 8 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:48,281 - HA HA HA! SORRY, LITTLE GIRL, 9 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:49,616 BUT QUEEN BERYL NEEDS YOUR LIFE FORCE 10 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:51,718 IN ORDER TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET EARTH. 11 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:52,619 HA HA HA! 12 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:54,587 - SERENA, CHANGE INTO SAILOR MOON, QUICKLY. 13 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:59,092 - RIGHT. MOON. PRISM. POWER. 14 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:02,629 OHH... 15 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,601 IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH-- 16 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:10,270 OH, MY GOD. 17 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,138 - HA HA HA! HMM! 18 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,908 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? OH, MAN! OH! 19 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:17,377 I--I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT HAPPENED. 20 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,112 - JEEZ. - I'M SO SORRY. 21 00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:21,848 THAT IS SO DISRESPECTFUL OF ME. 22 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:23,316 YOU ARE PRETTY HOT, THOUGH. 23 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,285 - SHOULD WE STILL FIGHT? 24 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,120 BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY WANT TO ANYMORE. 25 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:29,355 - UM, YOU KNOW, THE MOMENT HAS DEFINITELY PASSED. 26 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,224 - ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 27 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,526 - YEAH, SURE. OK. ANOTHER TIME. 28 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:37,464 - AW, YEAH, MAN. I AM RIDGED FOR HER PLEASURE. 29 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:38,664 - BIG TALK FOR A VIRGIN. 30 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:42,168 - IF I POON ENOUGH NOOBS, I CAN RAISE MY RANK 31 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,103 IN THE SERVER FROM 3 TO 1. 32 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:45,771 - BE OUR 99th CALLER RIGHT NOW 33 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,775 TO WIN OUR "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 3" CONTEST. 34 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:49,843 - OOH, OOH. 35 00:01:49,908 --> 00:01:50,777 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 36 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,112 - HELLO. YOU'RE OUR 99th CALLER. - EXCELLENT! 37 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:55,081 - YOU WIN YOUR CHOICE OF A GAMEBOY ADVANCE 38 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:59,085 OR A DATE WITH "M:I 3" STAR SCARLET JOHANSSON. 39 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,520 - CAN I HAVE BOTH? - NO. 40 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,689 - DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE RIGHT NOW? - YES. 41 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:04,858 OHHHHHHHHHHHH... 42 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:05,859 OOOOOHHH... 43 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:07,426 UMMMMMMMMM... 44 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,795 UHHHHHHHH... 45 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,098 UMMMMMMMMMMM... 46 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:16,436 OHHHHHHHHHHH... 47 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,605 UHHHHHHHH... 48 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:20,173 I GUESS I CHOOSE SCARLET JOHANSSON. 49 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,877 [PIANO PLAYING FIFTIES ROCK-AND-ROLL BALLAD] 50 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:28,147 - LOOK. CAN'T I JUST ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW AND SHAKE HIS HAND? 51 00:02:28,214 --> 00:02:30,383 - NO. THE CONTEST SPECIFIES LUNCH. 52 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,918 - CRAP IN A HAT. 53 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,221 - SO DO YOU EVER PLAY THE SIMS? 54 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:38,291 I MADE A SCARLET JOHANSSON SIM, AND SHE LIVED IN MY HOUSE, 55 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,692 AND SOMETIMES WE WENT IN THE HOT TUB TOGETHER, 56 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,629 BUT I FORGOT TO BUY A FIRE EXTINGUISHER, 57 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,898 SO THERE WAS A GREASE FIRE IN THE KITCHEN, 58 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,466 AND SCARLET DIED. 59 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,167 - MM-HMM. - GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY. 60 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:51,471 - AAH! LEAVE US ALONE, YOU HOOLIGANS. 61 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,072 HI-JAH! KI-CHA! 62 00:02:53,139 --> 00:02:54,841 - HE FIGHTS LIKE A TIGER. 63 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,243 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 64 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,378 THAT WAS SO STELLAR. 65 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,747 - GARY IS TOTALLY GONNA SCORE NOW. 66 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:04,417 - YOU--YOU SAVED ME. YOU'RE MY HERO. 67 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,319 - [SLURP] 68 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:08,187 MMM... 69 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:17,430 - DO YOU TAKE THIS BE'HOM TO BE YOUR BE'NAL? 70 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,832 - HI-JAH! 71 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:23,703 - A-GOO. GOO GOO GOO. 72 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:26,139 - SCARLET, MY LOVE, 73 00:03:26,204 --> 00:03:29,208 THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU BEFORE I DIE. 74 00:03:29,275 --> 00:03:30,143 - WHAT IS IT, MY LOVE? 75 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,879 - I STAGED THE WHOLE FIGHT ON OUR FIRST DATE. 76 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:35,882 I WON YOUR HEART UNDER FALSE PRETENSES. 77 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,317 - [GASP] OH, THANK GOD. 78 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,353 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, TOO. 79 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,689 I'M NOT REALLY SCARLET JOHANSSON. 80 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:47,560 I WAS JUST A PROFESSIONAL SCARLET JOHANSSON IMPERSONATOR. 81 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:48,561 AHEM. 82 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,663 [DEEP VOICE] MY REAL NAME IS RAYMOND DiBONATELLO 83 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,265 FROM QUEENS, NEW YORK. 84 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,066 - [GASP] 85 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:56,035 THAT EXPLAINS WHY SCARLET JOHANSSON 86 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,972 HAD A GIANT JOHANSSON. 87 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,007 [RAPID BEEPING] 88 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,542 [LONG BEEP] 89 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:03,710 - OH! 90 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,311 [SOBS] 91 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,448 OH, GO IN PEACE, MY ANGEL. 92 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,583 [SOBS] 93 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:16,089 - QUEEN BERYL, I HAVE FAILED TO BRING YOU SAILOR MOON'S LIFE FORCE. 94 00:04:16,154 --> 00:04:17,023 - YOU FOOL! 95 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:19,125 YOUR UTTER INCOMPETENCE IS DWARFED 96 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,661 ONLY BY YOUR SHEER STUPIDITY. 97 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,130 EW! - OH! OH! I'M SORRY, YOUR MAJESTY. 98 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:27,900 I JUST--I KIND OF LIKE IT WHEN YOU YELL AT ME. 99 00:04:27,967 --> 00:04:30,870 IT'S HOT. 100 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:44,651 - IT'S MY JOB TO PROVIDE A BRIDGE 101 00:04:44,717 --> 00:04:46,719 BETWEEN THE BLOKES AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER 102 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:49,188 LIKE COBRA COMMANDER AND SERPENTOR 103 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:50,890 AND THE PEONS AT THE BOTTOM. 104 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,093 I HELP THE PEONS FEEL VALUABLE, 105 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:56,796 ALTHOUGH IT HELPS NOT TO CALL THEM PEONS. 106 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,431 - HERE'S THAT REPORT YOU WANTED, SIR. 107 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:02,769 - I TOLD YOU NOT TO STAPLE IT, WRETCH! 108 00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:04,537 SO I'M THE BRIDGE. 109 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:06,305 - YEAH. CLONING IS AN INTEGRAL PART 110 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:08,975 OF COBRA'S PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. 111 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,476 - HAIL COBRA! - HAIL COBRA. 112 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,945 BASICALLY, MY JOB IS TO DEFRAG THE DNA SEQUENCER 113 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,682 BEFORE EACH CLONING AND JUICE THE CAPACITOR-- 114 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,984 - HAIL COBRA! - HAIL COBRA. 115 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,886 AND MONITOR THE PLASMA FEED. 116 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:20,987 I STARTED OUT IN ACCOUNTING, 117 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,589 BUT THERE'S A LOT MORE ROOM FOR ADVANCEMENT DOWN HERE. 118 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,792 - BAIL NOBRA! - BAIL NOBR--OH. 119 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,960 OH, HANG ON A SECOND. 120 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:29,095 - YEAH. WELL, YOU KNOW, 121 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,596 ESTABLISHING THE COBRA BRAND NAME IS A PRIORITY FOR US, 122 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:34,200 SO WE PUT THE COBRA LOGO ON JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. 123 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,936 - HEY, SAFETY IS JOB ONE HERE AT COBRA. 124 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,571 WE FULLY COMPLY WITH OSHA STANDARDS. 125 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:41,908 IT'S BEEN 34 DAYS SINCE OUR LAST ON-SITE ACCIDENT. 126 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:44,544 THE WEATHER DOMINATOR EXPLODED, 127 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:47,780 AND, UH, WE LOST ABOUT 110 GUYS. 128 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,716 YOU CAN STILL KIND OF SEE 129 00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:52,952 WHAT'S LEFT OF SCOTT ANDERSON UP THERE. 130 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,454 WE REALLY SHOULD GET THAT DOWN. 131 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,522 YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN CHUCKING A SOFTBALL AT IT, 132 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:57,623 BUT IT'S UP THERE PRETTY GOOD. 133 00:05:57,690 --> 00:06:00,660 - INTEROFFICE ROMANCES ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. 134 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,029 THERE'S A VERY GOOD REASON FOR THAT. 135 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,163 THEY'RE A DISTRACTION. 136 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,867 THEY CUT DOWN ON PRODUCTIVITY, AND THEY ALWAYS END BADLY. 137 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:08,901 - BWAH HA HA HA! 138 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,738 - TRAINING AND REEDUCATION ISN'T JUST ABOUT COMBAT. 139 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:15,007 IT'S ALSO ABOUT LEARNING THE WHOLE COBRA MIND SET. 140 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,076 OK. LET'S SAY YOU WANT TO TAKE OUT THE G.I. JOE 141 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:22,281 QUICKLY AND QUIETLY WITHOUT ALERTING THE OTHER MEMBERS OF HIS UNIT. 142 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:24,150 - I'D USE A GAS PELLET. 143 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,618 - YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK. 144 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,620 - I'D WEAVE, LIKE, A WICKER BASKET 145 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:30,156 AND CONSTRUCT A ROBOT SNAKE IN IT 146 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,191 THAT, LIKE, SHOOTS GAS OUT OF ITS MOUTH. 147 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,526 - EXCELLENT. ANYONE ELSE? 148 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,728 - OH, WELL, I'D TOTALLY DO WHAT FRANK SAID, 149 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,665 WITH THE BASKET AND ALL, BUT I'D ALSO YELL, "COBRA!" 150 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,700 - PERFECT. 151 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:44,170 - NOW I KNOW. - AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE. 152 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,973 - DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE! 153 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,641 DATE RAPE! DATE RAPE! 154 00:06:48,707 --> 00:06:51,644 - SOON, I WILL HAVE YOUR LIFE FORCE, SAILOR MOON, 155 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:56,549 AND MY PLAN TO RULE THE EARTH WILL COME TO FRUITION. 156 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:58,217 OOH. 157 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,887 ANIME SURE IS WEIRD. 158 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:04,624 - RAY CHARLES, YOU TALENTED, BUT YOU RUINED MY LIFE... 159 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:08,027 - COMING NEXT CHRISTMAS, "RAY 2: RAY'S DAY OUT." 160 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:11,631 - JUST LIKE YOU RUINED SO MANY WOMEN BEFORE ME. 161 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:13,466 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER 162 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,835 FELL INTO THAT WASHTUB AND DROWNED. 163 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:18,437 YOU GOT TO FACE YOUR PROBLEMS. 164 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:19,939 OW! 165 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,507 DAMN! 166 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:26,179 RAY! MY BACK IS BROKEN. OH, GOD, RAY. 167 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,815 YOU BLIND SON OF A BITCH. 168 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:33,719 YOU KILLED ME RAY, YOU BLIND SON OF A BITCH. 169 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:34,720 - WAAH! 170 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:38,624 - "RAY 2: RAY'S DAY OUT," COMING NEXT CHRISTMAS. 171 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,235 - HAW HAW! 172 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,704 - HAW HAW! 173 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:57,677 - TONIGHT, THE TOP 10 THINGS EDDIE BUTTSKIN SHOULD NEVER SAY. 174 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:58,511 NUMBER TEN... 175 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:01,280 - IF YOU DIE, COULD I HAVE YOUR ROOM? 176 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,748 - NUMBER 9... 177 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:06,052 - ME SO HORNY. ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME. 178 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:07,520 - NUMBER 8... 179 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:10,122 - THERE'S BLOOD WHEN I WIPE. 180 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:11,190 - NUMBER 7... 181 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,860 - I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE ON TV, DAVID LETTERMAN. 182 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:15,795 - WAIT. THAT'S KIND OF SPECIFIC. 183 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,364 - [GROWLS] - AAH! AAH! 184 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,299 OH, GOD, HELP ME! OH, GOD! 185 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,468 AAH! AAH! AAH! 186 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,604 - [GROWLS] 187 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,172 [RIM SHOT] 188 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,940 [EKG BEEPING] 189 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,475 - MMM. 190 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,543 AHH. 191 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,212 - HA HA! OK. OK, GUYS. THAT'S A LOT OF-- 192 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:34,380 HEY, QUIT IT. HEY, GET OFF. 193 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,649 HEY, YOU GUYS, STOP IT! COME ON! STOP! 194 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,217 [APPLAUSE] 195 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:42,788 - IS EVERYONE READY FOR SOME HILARIOUS HOME VIDEOS? 196 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,023 [LAUGHTER] 197 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,826 WE HERE AT "BLOOPERS" CENTRAL ASKED YOU TO SEND IN YOUR TAPES 198 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:50,029 SO WE CAN PRODUCE THIS SHOW FOR ALMOST NOTHING. 199 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:54,433 WE THOUGHT WE'D SEE NUT SHOTS AND SENIORS FALLING DOWN, 200 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:58,704 BUT THESE TRAGEDIES KICKED IT UP A NOTCH--BAM! 201 00:08:58,771 --> 00:08:59,672 DID I SAY, "BAM"? 202 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,742 LET'S HOPE, FOR THIS GUY'S SAKE, THAT I DIDN'T. 203 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:05,344 - MOVE IT, POP. OUT OF THE WAY, OLD MAN. 204 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:06,712 - MOVE YOUR ASS, DAMN IT. 205 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,214 GO! WHOO HOO! - GO! WHOO HOO! 206 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,515 NOW WE'RE GOING! 207 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:12,718 [TRAIN HORN BLOWS] 208 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,889 - HA HA HA! IT'S WHAT YOU GET. 209 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:17,957 OH! 210 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,259 - AND THEY SAY YOU CAN'T SOLVE THE HOMELESS PROBLEM. 211 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,360 [LAUGHTER] 212 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:24,230 SOME PROBLEMS CAN'T BE SOLVED BY STICKING YOU NOSE IN 213 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,032 WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG. 214 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,768 - HONEY, BE CAREFUL. - SHUT UP. 215 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,604 - MAYBE A MECHANIC COULD FIX IT BETTER. 216 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:35,808 - I CAN DO IT IF YOU JUST SHUT UP. 217 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:37,610 - MAMA, I'M PREGNANT. 218 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:38,811 - NO! - NO! 219 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:41,280 - HEY, SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS ON THE PILL... 220 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,715 [LAUGHTER] 221 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:43,883 AND 18. 222 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,385 HIDDEN CAMERAS CAN YIELD CHERISHED MEMORIES 223 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,955 OR INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE. 224 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:51,790 THE ONLY X-FACTOR IS YOU. 225 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,192 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SWEETIE? 226 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,560 - OH, NOTHING, NOTHING. 227 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,762 - YOU READY? - UH-HUH. 228 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:58,030 - OHH...HUH! 229 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,599 OH, GOD! OH, I'M SORRY. 230 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,802 - YOU [BEEP]ING LOSER! 231 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,770 YOU HAVE FAILED ME AS A BOYFRIEND, 232 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:07,406 AND YOU HAVE FAILED YOURSELF AS A MAN, 233 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:11,444 "ROBOT CHICKEN" CO-HEAD WRITER DOUGLAS GOLDSTEIN! 234 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:12,812 - BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 235 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:15,614 MATTER OF FACT, NEITHER DID SHE. 236 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:16,882 [LAUGHTER] 237 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,817 THIS VIDEO WAS SENT IN 238 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:20,519 BY SOMEONE WHO FOUND IT IN THE WOODS. 239 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:21,988 LET'S WATCH. 240 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:22,922 - JOSH! - MICHAEL! 241 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,524 - I'M COMING, JOSH! - WAIT FOR ME! MICHAEL! 242 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,660 MICHAEL, WAIT FOR ME! 243 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,128 MICHAEL! 244 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:30,696 AHH! 245 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:31,764 [SPLAT] 246 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,800 - RUMOR HAS IT, THOSE KIDS WERE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB. 247 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:40,139 SOMETIMES THE BEST HOME VIDEOS CAN BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HOME. 248 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:44,977 JUST WATCH THESE CRAZY VACATION VIDEOS. 249 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,380 - BLAAGH! 250 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,835 - THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR THIS EPISODE. 251 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:14,707 SO COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE HILARIOUS HOME VIDEOS. 252 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:18,411 [APPLAUSE] 253 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,014 [LAUGHTER] 254 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,320 [APPLAUSE] 255 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,156 - ♪ BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK-BUCK BUCK BUCK ♪ 256 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,757 ♪ BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK-A BUCK-A ♪ 257 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:32,858 ♪ BUCK BUCK BUCK... ♪ 258 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:37,630 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 259 00:11:40,665 --> 00:11:46,238 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 16930

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