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[instrumental music playing]
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That woman is out of control.
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She's like a locust.
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She has eaten everything in the house.
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She's eaten everything at Mr. H's house.
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Look. Even the salt and pepper
shakers are empty.
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Why don't you just tell her
she's eating too much?
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- You tell her.
- No. You tell her.
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Rock, paper, scissors.
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Van, you know you're gonna lose.
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Not this time. One, two, three.
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Dang it!
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How do you always beat me?
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- Because you always pick scissors.
- Of course I do. It's my system.
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So you'll tell her?
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Yeah, fine. No. I don't want to.
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- Come on, you tell her.
- No.
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- Please. Please. Please.
- No.
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No, Van. Why should I tell her?
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Because, girls can say that kind of stuff
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without having it come across like
all they care about are looks.
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By the way, [exclaims]
you have been looking hot lately.
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- Oh.
- [chuckling] Oh, you.
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Sweetie, why don't I tell her.
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Thank you.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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[exhales]
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Guess who Luigi gave the free pizza to?
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Luigi doesn't have to roll her
out of the bed every morning.
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You know, Mom,
we really don't need another pizza.
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I mean, it's really just the three of us.
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Oh, I know.
But I had to take it. It was free.
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- Somebody will eat it.
- Oh.
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Dibs!
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You know what, Mom, I'm thinking
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maybe we should all try
and get a little healthier around here.
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What are you talking about?
I'm very healthy.
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All right, that's it, Mrs. H. Drop it!
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Drop it, Mrs. H!
Drop it! Drop it! Drop it!
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Drop it.
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Mrs. H, I... I can't stand
to see you do this to yourself.
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It's like you're trying
to eat yourself to death. Why?
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What happened to you? What's different?
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[whooping] I'm here. And I'm thin!
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Yeah, thin as a stick and dumb as one.
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Yikes. What's eating Gilbert Grape?
[chuckles softly]
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Look at that.
They look like the number 10.
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[exhaling] Thank God,
it was just a nightmare.
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[whooping] I'm here. And I'm thin!
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And the nightmare continues.
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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Hey, Mom, you making some pancakes?
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No. I'm making everyone a power smoothie.
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And this afternoon
I'm taking a power walk.
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{\an8}Power walk? Well,
don't forget your power cane.
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{\an8}Van, that is not nice.
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{\an8}If Mom does aerobics
she could shatter her hip.
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And yet, in the blink of an eye,
I can make you both homeless. [scoffs]
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Hey, everybody, I'm here and I'm...
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Oh, shut up and have a donut!
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{\an8}Oh, Reba,
you're not still trying to lose weight
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{\an8}by drinking
those power smoothies, are you?
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{\an8}Jordan, my trainer, says that
those are loaded with hidden carbs.
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{\an8}Barbra Jean, I am all
for adopting a healthy new lifestyle,
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{\an8}but seriously, I mean,
there has to be some sort of...
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{\an8}Will you stop staring at her?
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}You've been staring
at her for, like, the past two hours.
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- Well, she's pretty.
- I'm pretty.
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Of course you are.
You've always been pretty.
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- But she's new pretty.
- [Reba laughing]
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{\an8}Oh, Van, that is such a funny story
you can tell to your next wife.
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{\an8}So, Van, you really think
that I'm new pretty?
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Well, yeah.
You're like a bleached out Halle Berry.
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Oh.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I'm gonna go make some calls.
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- So, Barbra Jean...
- Yeah.
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...is it true that, uh,
when you lose a bunch of weight,
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you, uh, wanna do, you know...
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- [in sing-song voice] bow chicka bow wow.
- Van!
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Oh, Cheyenne, don't be upset.
You're still hot.
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You're like a bleached out Jan Brady.
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Jan? Jan Brady?
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I'm Marcia. Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
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So, Reba, I got an idea.
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You should come down
to the gym and meet Jordan, my trainer.
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Seriously, he will change your life.
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I mean, he is so much more
than a personal trainer.
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He taught me
how to work out and eat right.
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We go over the clothes I'm gonna wear,
the movies I'm gonna see.
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Whoa. The movies you're gonna see?
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What's that got to do
with you getting in shape?
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Oh, nothing.
We just have the same sense of humor.
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That Tim Allen just kills us.
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I mean, whether he's playing a dog
or Santa Claus, you just buy it.
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- So, you'll come meet Jordan?
- No.
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Oh, come on, Reba.
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I want my best girlfriend
to meet my best boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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Oh. Oops, that came out wrong.
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Oh. Well, thanks, anyway,
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but I'm just gonna be here
with my smoothie.
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Delicious. Just like fruit gravy.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, hey, Barbra Jean. Here you are.
- Hey, honey.
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Listen, how would you like to go out
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and grab a quick lunch,
just the two of us?
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Honey, I can't. I'm going to the gym.
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Can't you skip it, just this once?
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Come on. I'll take you to that
romantic French place you like so much.
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- Really?
- Hmm.
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Skip the gym and eat French food?
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No can fondue, Brock.
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Man, she blew me off again.
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All she wants to do is go down to the gym
and spend time with Jordan.
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- Her trainer.
- Exactly.
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[sighs]
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Frankly, I like the new butt,
but the new attitude, not so much.
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Oh, that's really funny
coming from the old butt.
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"Jordan's so great.
Jordan's so toned and funny."
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Well, I got news for you,
nobody's toned and funny.
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Brock, you're overreacting.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I think she might be
having an affair with this guy.
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Barbra Jean with her trainer?
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I mean, sure, he's probably
a better man than you are,
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better looking and younger, but...
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But?
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That's it.
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Reba, I need you to help me out.
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I want you to go to the gym
and see if there's anything going on.
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- You know, spy on them for me.
- No way!
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You know, Barbra Jean may have
a long list of faults,
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and I have that list if you need a copy,
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but she is nothing if not faithful.
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Yeah, right. Up until now.
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But now that she's thin and hot,
she has all kinds of options.
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Look, Brock,
if it's worrying you that much,
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be honest with her.
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Tell her how you feel.
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Tell her that you just need a hug
every now and then.
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- Oh now, there's a great idea.
- See.
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Why, since my competition
is a macho muscular dude,
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I should go the other way
and appear all weak and whiny.
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Your solutions are ridiculous, Reba!
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He wants me to spy on them. Stupid.
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Hard to believe
this is supposed to be good for you.
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Hey, Mrs. H, you off for your power walk?
Man, I love old people.
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Power walking, moving along,
swinging their arms.
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Like there's a big sale for false teeth.
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No, I'm not going for my power walk.
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This whole physical thing
is getting everybody acting wacko.
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What do you mean?
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Well, your dad thinks that the guy
who gave Barbra Jean her new body
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is wanting to take her for a spin.
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He probably does.
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What are you talking about?
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Guys are pigs. They're dogs.
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They're all animals that just care about
hot women or hot dogs.
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My point is that when you got a hot lady,
you gotta keep your guard up at all times.
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I used to.
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You used to?
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Oh, baby, don't take it like that.
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It's just that I've grown into a mature,
stable individual, that's all.
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Well, I don't like it!
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[indistinct conversation]
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What the hell.
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Where have you been?
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I went to get something to eat.
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So, Van, you think that
Brock might be right about this trainer?
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Sure, he could be hot for Barbra Jean,
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but since Barbra Jean
isn't looking to play, there's no problem.
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And it's obvious
Barbra Jean isn't looking.
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Why is this obvious?
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Two reasons.
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Barbra Jean isn't good at keeping secrets,
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and she thinks of you as her best friend.
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If she were fooling around,
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she'd be constantly
talking about him to you.
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Heck, she'd probably even
want you to meet him.
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Meet him?
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[groans]
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Where you going?
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[sighing] Going down to the gym
with the rest of the wackos.
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All right. And keep those arms a-swinging.
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- [Reba] Hey.
- Hey, Reba, you came.
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Yeah. Man, there's a lot
of beautiful people around here.
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You should see them naked
in the shower. Hmph!
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Jordan. Hey.
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- Ready to start, Barbra Jean?
- Yeah.
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- You look great in that outfit.
- [mouthing] Wow.
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Well, the other one
was getting kind of baggy.
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Can you believe her?
She did the impossible.
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She lost all that weight
and kept these fellas.
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Okay, Jordan.
Jordan, this is my friend, Reba.
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- Hey, I'm Jordan.
- [chuckles]
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I'm Reba.
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So, you gonna join us, Reba?
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I don't know. I just think that me
and my fellas will just watch for a while.
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Well, Reba, you are not gonna
get into shape by just watching.
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You need to sweat a little.
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Yeah, but you guys gotta understand,
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it's been a while
since I've been in a gym like this,
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and I don't think... Hello!
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[B.J. mumbling] Oh, my God.
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Barbra Jean,
you really are getting limber.
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Remember when you couldn't
put your leg over my head?
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Remember when I didn't want to?
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Is that... Is that legal? I mean, necessary?
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It's critical to stretch your muscles out
before you exercise them,
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otherwise you could really hurt something.
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Turn over.
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Reba, you need to watch this one.
This one is my favorite.
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Now this gives a good stretch
to the back and chest muscles.
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You really should do this once a day.
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Oh, I'd do it all day if I could.
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You know, is this one of these gyms
that has the heat on real high,
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'cause I'm sweating.
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- Okay. [grunts]
- Oh, wow.
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Time for some weightlifting.
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[Reba] Oh, good.
That's enough of that stretching.
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Hello!
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[Jordan] Okay, knock this out.
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Yeah. Okay, all right,
you know, I think I've seen enough.
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What do you think? You have any interest
in getting a personal trainer?
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[chuckling]
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Only if he takes me out to dinner first.
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Are you sure, Reba?
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Seriously. This is one of
the best relationships I've ever had.
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Oh...
241
00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:36,065
I think Jordan
has his hands full with you.
242
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,859
Oh, you're a beginner, Reba.
You'll start with Dot.
243
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,819
- Dot.
- Yeah?
244
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:47,785
This is Reba. She seems a little tense.
245
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,787
I'd spend some extra time
on the stretching.
246
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,289
All right. Get down there.
247
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,561
- So, did you see them?
- [gasps]
248
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,480
What's he like? Is he little?
Could I take him?
249
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,943
He's big, but he's not as big as Dot.
250
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,615
So what do you think?
Is there something going on there?
251
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:28,784
Look, Brock,
252
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,079
I was hoping that I could go down
to the gym and check things out
253
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,707
and come back and tell you
that there's nothing to worry about.
254
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,916
But?
255
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,336
- That's it.
- Reba! Come on!
256
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,381
Okay. I don't know
if they're having an affair or not,
257
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:46,260
but if they keep working out
like that, they might be having a baby.
258
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,513
Man, I knew there was something going on.
259
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:52,808
Hey, everybody,
I'm here and I'm thin. [exclaims]
260
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,352
Oh, hi, honey.
261
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,479
Don't you "Hi, honey" me.
262
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,773
- What are you talking about?
- [scoffs]
263
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,108
Did you honestly think
264
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:03,527
that I wouldn't find out
about you and Jordan?
265
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,614
What? We were working out.
It was perfectly innocent.
266
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,948
Reba, tell him what you saw.
267
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,659
- I don't wanna get involved...
- She said you're having an affair.
268
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,536
...any more than I already am.
269
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,498
Okay, Jordan and I
are not having an affair.
270
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,292
- He's gay.
- What?
271
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,460
Reba, do you honestly think
272
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,629
I would let a straight man
grab my breasts?
273
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:23,047
Excuse me!
274
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,842
He grabbed your breasts?
275
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:31,096
He's gay. He wasn't touching them.
He was arranging them.
276
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,894
Okay, then. Everything's fine.
Carry on with your lives.
277
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,729
No, Reba, everything is not fine.
278
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:42,816
I had no idea you were so threatened
by the new me.
279
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,194
The slim waist.
The toned legs. The fellas.
280
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,195
The fellas?
281
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,571
The girls.
282
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,157
Oh, the puppies.
283
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,746
I am not threatened by you.
284
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:56,830
- Really?
- Yeah.
285
00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:59,166
Then why'd you go down to the gym?
Were you spying on me?
286
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,376
No.
287
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,711
Okay, yes.
288
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,674
[sighs] I went to the gym suspecting
something between you and Jordan.
289
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,217
[scoffs] Why would you think that?
290
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,386
- Because you've changed!
- I have not.
291
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,762
Yes, you have!
292
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,807
Ever since you lost all that weight
you're pushy and obnoxious
293
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,976
and you always want to be
the center of attention!
294
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,229
Hello? I've always been that way!
295
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,114
She's kind of got a point there.
296
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:33,158
Yeah, well,
something's changed, Barbra Jean.
297
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,078
Yeah, the way you guys look at me.
298
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:40,082
I'm still the same Barbra Jean
I always was.
299
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,458
I'm just less winded.
300
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,337
You know, she might be right. Could be us.
301
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,465
I'm sorry, honey,
Reba just got me all worked up. That's...
302
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:49,633
[groans]
303
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,055
Look, Barbra Jean, the truth is,
304
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,517
I think I went down to the gym
305
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,354
almost hoping that I'd find you
doing something wrong.
306
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,064
You know, anything,
307
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:07,443
so I could feel superior to you
and your skinny butt.
308
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,154
So, I'm sorry.
309
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,864
- Sorry?
- Yeah.
310
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,240
This is great.
311
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:18,954
For the first time since we've known
each other you wanna be me.
312
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,292
I don't want to be you.
313
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,460
I know.
314
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:28,088
It's even better. You wanna look like me.
315
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,478
[chattering on TV]
316
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,357
- Hey, where you going?
- I'm just gonna go grab something to eat.
317
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,611
I'll see you next year.
318
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,327
- Hey, what are we watching?
- Suite Life of...
319
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,661
No, we're not.
320
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,333
- Wanna rock, paper, scissors for it?
- Fine, let's go.
321
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,710
- You're gonna pick scissors, aren't you?
- Get out.
322
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,548
- Hey, honey.
- Hey, baby.
323
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,760
- I need to talk to you.
- Honey, I just got the TV.
324
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:18,639
I started thinking that maybe
you don't think of me as new pretty
325
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,808
because I don't do enough
to keep your interest.
326
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,684
No, honey, you're way hot.
327
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,978
Guilty. [chuckling]
328
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,648
But anyway, I thought
that maybe I should, you know,
329
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:32,027
change my look every now and then,
just to keep things fresh. So...
330
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,156
I bought a wig. [exclaims]
331
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,245
Cheyenne, put that down. Listen to me.
332
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,248
I think it's a good thing
that when I look at you,
333
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,000
I don't see the beautiful girl
with the killer bod.
334
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,211
I see my wife and I'm attracted to her
335
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,547
whether she's all dressed up
ready to go out,
336
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,508
or just sitting on the couch
wearing those washed-up flannel pajamas.
337
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,302
- Really?
- Yeah.
338
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,097
You're beautiful to me
because of who you are.
339
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,473
Oh.
340
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,475
I feel kind of stupid.
341
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,644
That's also who you are, and I love it.
342
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,110
Come on, you.
343
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,946
- Where we going?
- Ooh. We are going upstairs.
344
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,115
[chuckles] Wait. Hold on.
345
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,826
Wait, I thought
you didn't want me to wear that?
346
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,871
Sometimes I wanna feel new pretty.
347
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,012
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