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[ rock music plays ]
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♪ Oooh-ooh
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♪ Yeah, yeah
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♪ Everybody has
their day ♪
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♪ Tonight I want
to make it better ♪
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♪ Don't you know
there's a price to pay ♪
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♪ When you deal
with the devil? ♪
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♪ Someday, we're all
gonna die ♪
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♪ Some sooner
than later ♪
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♪ One thing
that you can't deny ♪
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♪ I want
to live forever ♪
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♪ Don't get me wrong
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♪ I wouldn't say never
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♪ I'm living much too fast
to die young ♪
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♪ I want to live forever
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♪ Nobody lives forever
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♪ I want to live forever
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♪ Nobody lives forever.
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[ honking ]
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[ engine sputtering ]
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This section of the lot
is for Huns only,
enema head!
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[ metal clanking ]
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Hey, Drew.
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Charity's old locker?
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Mr. Douglas said that
a year was enough.
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I guess they're
short on space.
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[ sighs ]
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I believe
this is my locker.
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Hi, I'm Katarina.
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It's ni--
it's nice to meet--
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it's very nice
to meet you.
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Um...
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This is yours,
so I guess--
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okay.
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I hope I didn't
upset him.
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It's because you're in his
late girlfriend's locker.
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Late?
When will she be here?
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No, she meant late
as in dead.
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- Hey, babe.
- We broke up.
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- Remember?
- Oh yeah. Well, look,
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to call you a spoiled
slant-eyed bitch.
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It was in the heat
of the moment.
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Come on, T, you know
I still love you
anyway, right?
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Yo, G Dog,
what's up?
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- Get your dick mittens
off me, spooge.
- Okay.
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- Hi, Danielle.
- Hi, wart.
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Don't you love
her cool nickname
for me, huh?
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- Hi, Jonathan.
- Yo, Brooke.
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- Wanna have lunch today?
- Yeah, I'd love to!
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Is Danielle
gonna be there?
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Later.
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Hey, you bros ever
need exam notes
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or a paper done
or you want to scratch
some vinyl at my crib,
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I'm your homey!
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Hi.
How you doing?
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[ bell rings ]
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ALL THREE:
Good morning,
Mr. Chauncey.
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Hello, Danielle,
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Tiffany and Brooke.
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[ rattling ]
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Hi, Drew.
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[ humming ]
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[ pops ]
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Before we get started,
I want to introduce a new
exchange student.
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- Katarina Wolfson.
- [ whistling, cheering ]
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- Whoo!
- MR. CHAUNCEY:
Settle down!
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Miss Wolfson,
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would you mind telling
the class a little about
where you're from?
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I grew up
in Romania,
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in a very small
and poor town
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called St. George.
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The population
is 375--
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just make it 374
because I am here.
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[ all laugh ]
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Um, well...
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my mother told me,
"In America,
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if you study hard,
be honest
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and always do
the right thing..."
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[ gasps ]
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"...everything
will be fine."
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That's it.
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[ applause ]
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MR. CHAUNCEY:
Thank you, Katarina.
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By the way
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St. George
is in the province
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of Transylvania,
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whose main export other
than the Dracula myth
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is chocolate.
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My personal favorite
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is the cherry-filled
chocolate crucifixes
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at Eastertime.
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Ew.
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Our next
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assignment
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will be "The Merchant
of Venice."
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- [ class moans ]
- Yes!
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Who?
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I'm sure all of you--
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- [ feedback ]
- P.A.: Good morning,
students.
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This is Principal Douglas.
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As you all know,
it was one year ago today
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that one of our students,
Charity Chase, passed away.
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For those of you still
struggling with your grief,
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Dr. Turner will be having
crisis counseling in room
105 this period.
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Any interested student
is hereby excused from class.
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Also, don't forget
the big pep rally!
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Read the first two acts
for Wednesday.
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- We should go.
- Why?
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Because it's gonna
look weird if we don't.
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Okay.
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DOUGLAS:
And will the party responsible
for fire-bombing my car
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please report to my office
immediately?
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You're not--
you're not gonna
go with them?
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I didn't know
the girl.
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Well, neither did
the rest of them.
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Not really.
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Please,
if I'm not prying,
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how did she die?
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They say
she committed suicide.
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They?
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Not you?
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Hey, yo, my people,
I'll slip you
some guts.
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DANIELLE: My idea of hell
is being in a room with that
dork for five minutes.
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How long is the
MC Wart persona
going to last?
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I give it till the end
of the week.
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What's with
this multiple
personalities?
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It's because
he doesn't have one.
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- [ door opens ]
- GIRL: Oh, Charity!
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DR. TURNER:
Remember, time heals
all losses. Next!
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- Oh, get over it!
- [ sobbing increases ]
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So, where's Drew?
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Probably in the classroom
with the new girl.
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Holy--
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Where the hell
are they?
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I believe that's
them out there.
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[ door creaks ]
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- [ tacks drop ]
- [ gasps ]
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[ moans ]
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I'm just going
to the nurse's office.
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[ groans ]
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[ all groaning ]
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Hey!
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Hey.
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You guys are late.
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Oh, like they're
not gonna be old
anymore?
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00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,669
Brooke had to get
her lip waxed.
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It took longer
than we thought.
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- So, how are
you holding up?
- I'm okay.
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It must have been weird,
it being the one-year
anniversary and all.
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Yeah, I have to admit
it was pretty
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- hard, but--
- If you need anything,
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I'm here for you.
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So, I'd better
get to my stroke
victim.
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Don't want
Mrs. Witt to think
I flaked on her.
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P.A.:
Can we have an orderly
to room 103 for body removal?
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Wow!
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- Do you have to get special
training for that?
- For what?
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To run bullshit
so effortlessly.
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It's a gift.
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So, did he seem
a little down to you?
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- Hello!
Dead girlfriend!
- Hey, girls!
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Hi, Danielle.
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- I'm on bathing
detail today.
- GIRLS: Ugh!
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Yeah!
See you in the
break room.
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Not!
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God, I hate
the way this
place smells.
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Why'd you pick old people
for this community
service project?
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And why are
we here again?
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Because you're helping me
get what I want.
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And when I get
what I want, I'm happy.
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And when I'm happy,
I'm not a bitch.
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Surf's up, Winnie.
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TV:
I'd like to introduce
you to Gary Pease
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who'll show us
the art and science
of gourmet gardening.
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Let's go find Gary.
He's in the garden
right now.
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- Hello, Gary.
Fabulous zucchini.
- Hi, John.
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- How are you?
- Pretty good.
Good to see you.
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I have to tell you,
this is the most beautiful
vegetable garden--
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[ screaming ]
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[ death metal music plays ]
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[ music stops ]
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Did I wake you?
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00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,438
What happened to
Mrs. What's-her-name?
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Did she get bored with
your company and leave?
[ chuckles ]
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So, what do you
want to do today?
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Take a nap?
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Works for me.
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Ah... that's better.
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[ thunder rumbling ]
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DANIELLE:
Sorry, Charity.
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- He's not coming.
- What are you
doing here?
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You've got to learn
that only Huns
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date guys from
Hundred Pines.
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Especially Drew.
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He's mine.
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- Tie her hands.
- You people are not well.
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DANIELLE:
Poor little Charity.
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Looking for
something?
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[ screams ]
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00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,290
Ever see one of those
women-in-prison movies?
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00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,076
Isn't it a little
late for that?
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00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,426
Maybe we're going
a little too far
with this.
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00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,777
- [ screams ]
- Jesus, where is she going?
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00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,779
- Wrong way!
- [ continues screaming ]
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00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:31,696
- Watch out
for the fence!
- [ screams ]
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00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,524
[ knock on door ]
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00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,918
Just a minute!
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00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,226
What?!
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00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,967
I have to tell you
something.
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I was just down
at the front desk
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00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,101
and I overheard Drew
talking to Katarina.
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Oh God, I can't
believe this.
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Last year, it was Charity
Chase with her sad eyes
and her dish-mop hair.
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- We took care
of that problem and--
- Shh!
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What?
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If she were any stiffer,
she'd be in the Petrified
Forest.
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Look.
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[ whimpers ]
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By the by,
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the three of us
stole my father's car
when we were 14.
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00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,955
At the age of 16,
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00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,653
we gave Brooke's
next door neighbor's
dog Ecstasy.
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00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,309
And, as you
already know,
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at the ripe
old age of 17,
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- there was that little
Charity Chase debacle.
- [ whimpers ]
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00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,538
Don't you think
if she was going to blow
the whistle on us
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she would have
done it ages ago?
Stop worrying.
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00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,586
By the by, if I ever get
pickle tits like hers,
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just shoot me, okay?
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- My dad has a gun.
- [ knock on door ]
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00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,727
She still pissed
about Drew and Katarina?
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00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,643
Aren't you supposed to be
with Mrs. Fabrizio?
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00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:51,559
You know that stupid machine
she's hooked up to?
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00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:54,910
- The heart monitor?
- Yeah, well, it started
whining.
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00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,521
And it was
totally annoying.
So I unplugged it.
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00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:02,091
The doctors came in
and said I should take
a little break.
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00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,180
How could Drew resist?
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00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:07,531
Killer curves,
flawless skin,
perfect teeth.
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00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,708
- What more
could you ask for?
- Cherry truffle?
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00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,711
- What?
- It's Monday.
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00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:17,193
Chocolates from
Mrs. Witt's closet.
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00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,762
- [ rock music playing ]
- [ girls giggling ]
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00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,285
King me.
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00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,027
- Queen me.
- Eat me!
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00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:29,727
- [ thumps,
glass shattering ]
- Five's enough.
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00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,356
Whitney Houston's
husband...
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00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,097
umm...
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00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:53,273
what's his name?
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00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:56,537
He is so over.
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Totally.
Tattoos?
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They're cool
in the right places.
252
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,807
- Cargo pants.
- Oh, stupid.
253
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,244
Unless you're from Wisconsin
and need the extra pockets
254
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,725
for bricks and cheese!
255
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,509
Two-parent households.
256
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,859
Highly overrated, if you're
talking about mine.
257
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:19,386
- Nipple rings?
- DANIELLE AND BROOKE:
Oh!
258
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,796
[ music stops ]
259
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,760
[ disco music playing ]
260
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,506
- What's with
the annoying music?
- It's disco day!
261
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:57,076
- Don't you love it?
- I'd rather wax
my armpits.
262
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,732
♪ Burn, baby, burn
263
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,214
♪ Burn, baby, burn
264
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:07,999
♪ Burn, baby, burn...
265
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,871
Hey, geek,
hand me two bucks.
266
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,916
You do want to pass trig
this year, right?
267
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,875
Do you want to live
through lunch?
268
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,485
- Hey, babe.
- Hi, babe.
269
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,184
- How's it going, Jonathan?
- Fine, thanks.
270
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,711
♪ Burn, baby, burn
271
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,408
♪ Disco inferno
272
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,454
♪ Burn, baby, burn
273
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,238
♪ Burn that mother down!
274
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,806
- ♪ Burn, baby, burn
- [ snaps fingers ]
275
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,809
♪ Burn, baby, burn
276
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,551
♪ Burn that mother down!
277
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:42,121
- Hey, Drew.
- Hey, Drew.
278
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,514
Okay, this is where
you make like sweat
and evaporate.
279
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:47,038
Bye, Drew.
280
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,563
So, to what do I
owe this honor?
281
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,522
I just thought you
might want some company.
282
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:59,573
Drew, I'm sorry
about all that stuff
with Charity.
283
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,662
You know, with me being
a bitch and all to her.
284
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,359
You were a bitch
to Charity?
285
00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:06,493
Well, not
really a bitch.
286
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,452
Just some heated
words in gym class.
287
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,412
She seemed sweet,
even if she wasn't a Hun.
288
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:16,111
What the hell
is it with you guys
and this Huns crap?
289
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,593
Hundred Pines
is a high-end
housing project.
290
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,856
There's not
even any pines
there anymore.
291
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:25,425
The beavers ate the pines.
It should be called
Hundred Stumps.
292
00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:30,038
Hey, Katarina.
What's up?
293
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,909
Hi.
294
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,911
My name
is Gavin Burke.
295
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,305
I'm fullback and captain
of the football team.
296
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,395
Drew used to be
the captain, but then he
got all sensitive and shit.
297
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,963
Now he thinks that jocks
are just a bunch
298
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:45,967
of thick-necked
Neanderthals, but...
[ laughs ]
299
00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,188
[ fly buzzing ]
300
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,761
Anyway, I'm a solid
C+ student, you know?
301
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,721
And I have a serious belt
in Tae Kwon Do.
302
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,898
And I know eight ways
to kill a man,
303
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:07,989
so you know, maybe
sometime me and you
can get together
304
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,773
and I can show you
some of my...
305
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,601
[ groans ]
306
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,951
- moves.
- Oh my God.
307
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:19,174
Are you okay?
I took very, very few
lessons in my homeland.
308
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,265
So, Drew
309
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:26,703
I'm having
my 18th birthday.
310
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,575
It's a costume party.
311
00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:30,098
It's totally
gonna rage.
312
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,926
I'd love
for you to come.
313
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:35,016
I'm going
as a Victoria's
Secret model.
314
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,800
I don't know.
Maybe.
315
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:39,673
- Drew!
- Katarina.
316
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,501
Hi.
317
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,285
Hi.
318
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:45,331
Hi.
319
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,463
Hi!
320
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:51,250
- You don't
have to leave.
- Yeah, I do.
321
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,078
I'll just be over
in the Hun section
322
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,212
sucking the nuts
out of my dessert.
323
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:04,306
[ groaning ]
324
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:09,180
- What's with the limp?
- Must have pulled a muscle.
325
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:11,748
Got to remember to stretch
after my workouts.
326
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:14,577
- [ snoring ]
- What's up with Brooke?
327
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,623
She's been that way
for a good 20 minutes.
328
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:17,972
- [ computer beeps ]
- What--
329
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,975
Oh God, I am so tired.
330
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:23,717
I almost fell asleep
in Mrs. Putman's class.
331
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,849
- [ yawning ] I did.
- [ Jonathan laughing ]
332
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:27,329
[ burps ]
333
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,505
Yeah!
334
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,729
You know, maybe it's time
we had a little talk
with Katarina.
335
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:39,820
Like the one
we had at the gorge
with Charity Chase?
336
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,562
- Something like that.
- [ sighs ]
337
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,781
Maybe we should try
a different approach.
338
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:46,217
And that would be?
339
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,045
Well...
340
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,699
my mom says
that bad medicine
341
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,701
goes down easier when
you sugar-coat it.
342
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:54,138
- Point being?
- Well...
343
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:57,054
maybe we should take her
shopping with us tomorrow.
344
00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,188
Break it to her gently.
345
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,364
Try to talk to her
as friends trying to do
what's best for her.
346
00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,453
You're such a retard.
347
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,063
DANIELLE:
No...
348
00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,327
I like that.
349
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,198
Like we keep
our friends close,
350
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,896
but our enemies closer.
351
00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:18,249
Is that a map of Asia?
352
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:21,122
Oh, it's some weird
freckle outbreak.
353
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,385
I noticed it
this morning.
354
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:25,213
Okay, where the hell
is Heidi?
355
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,258
Hi!
Sorry I'm late,
356
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,652
but I'm still
getting used to
your streets.
357
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,439
Well, I'm excited about
going window-shopping
358
00:22:33,569 --> 00:22:35,136
with my new
American friends.
359
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:38,835
- Window-shopping?
- What's that?
360
00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,273
- You should get it.
- It's too much money
361
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,711
and I'm on a very
small budget.
362
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:47,104
Budgets are
for poor people.
363
00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,720
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it uptown ♪
364
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,070
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it downtown ♪
365
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,160
♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah
366
00:22:59,290 --> 00:23:01,162
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it uptown ♪
367
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,425
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it downtown ♪
368
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:06,820
♪ Ooh-ohh, yeah
369
00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,173
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it uptown ♪
370
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:15,176
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it downtown ♪
371
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,358
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it uptown ♪
372
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,404
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it downtown ♪
373
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:28,189
♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah
374
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:31,366
♪ Let's party, let's go,
let's go, let's go ♪
375
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:36,850
- ♪ Let's party
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah
376
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:42,159
♪ Oh yeah, yeah!
Everybody gonna shake down ♪
377
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:47,469
- [ vocalizing ]
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah
378
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:51,386
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it uptown ♪
379
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,344
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it downtown ♪
380
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,216
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give uptown ♪
381
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:57,044
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it downtown ♪
382
00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:58,872
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it uptown ♪
383
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:01,178
♪ Give it up, give it up,
give it downtown ♪
384
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:02,310
♪ Yeah!
385
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,051
I wonder
what the hell
386
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,270
the stupid limit on
her credit card is.
387
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:07,968
Anyway, I think
it's time
388
00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:10,449
we put the poor
girl out of her
misery.
389
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,712
- And what about ours?
- Yeah, you should talk.
390
00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:15,236
I'm the one doing
all the work.
391
00:24:16,063 --> 00:24:17,847
♪ Yeah
392
00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:20,067
♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah
393
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,679
♪ Give it up,
give it downtown... ♪
394
00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,725
Hi, welcome to the store.
I'm Kristin.
395
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,162
If you need
anything at all,
don't hesitate to ask.
396
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,860
You could help
carry some of these
stupid bags.
397
00:24:31,905 --> 00:24:33,602
Welcome to the store.
I'm Kristin.
398
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:38,128
♪ Everybody uptown,
everybody downtown ♪
399
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:41,349
♪ Ooh-ooh, yeah...
400
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,222
[ vocalizing ]
401
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:50,924
Oh, my dogs
are beat!
402
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:54,362
I think I've lost
all circulation
in my hands.
403
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,234
Okay, this isn't
fun anymore.
404
00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,367
You're gonna tell her
in a nice way, right?
405
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,238
We spent all
day with her
406
00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:03,284
and she's actually
kind of okay.
407
00:25:03,414 --> 00:25:05,852
What the hell
is wrong with you?
408
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,071
You are a Hun.
409
00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:10,857
She will never be anything
more than a sheep farmer
from Romania.
410
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:14,425
She has to understand
that we Huns have rules
and boundaries
411
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,690
and that certain
things are off limits
to peasants like her.
412
00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:20,693
Like for instance,
the Huns Coming Out Ball,
413
00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:23,043
the Huns
parking spaces,
414
00:25:23,173 --> 00:25:26,612
the Huns Invitational,
the Huns cafeteria
section,
415
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:30,877
- my birthday party and--
- KATARINA: Drew.
416
00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:34,358
Yes.
417
00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:35,534
Drew.
418
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,492
So, is my lesson over?
419
00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:40,756
Yeah, it's over.
420
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,412
I just realized
421
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,545
you must have mycard.
422
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,514
Thank you for
a lovely day.
423
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,996
[ grunts ]
424
00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:04,867
[ gasps ]
425
00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:17,358
How the hell
did she pull off
that switch?
426
00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:19,186
Maybe she knows
Siegfried & Roy.
427
00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,362
They're German,
aren't they?
428
00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:23,146
Do you need socks
or a belt with this?
429
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:26,149
It's underwear,
bitch.
430
00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:31,894
Okay, how in the hell
do you lose a car?
431
00:26:32,025 --> 00:26:35,158
Maybe Katarina made
it disappear like she did
your credit card.
432
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:38,684
Ha ha,
you so funny.
You funny girl!
433
00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:41,861
Look, just find
the damn car, okay?
434
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:43,993
I gotta pee again.
435
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:47,040
Wait,
isn't that it
right there?
436
00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:48,824
No, I think--
437
00:26:48,955 --> 00:26:51,871
Wait, wait.
Oh no, this is it!
438
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:54,134
I'm sure of it.
439
00:26:55,265 --> 00:26:58,007
[ car alarm blares ]
440
00:27:06,494 --> 00:27:09,453
Where the hell
is my car?
441
00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,760
[ alarm continues blaring ]
442
00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:17,374
Did I even drive here?
443
00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,641
[ whistle blows ]
444
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:29,778
Mine, mine!
445
00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:39,527
Yes!
446
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,834
So much for
your little talk.
447
00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:44,663
It's just a stupid
gym class.
448
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,932
JONATHAN:
Gavin!
449
00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:07,511
- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
450
00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:10,297
What?
I'm over here.
451
00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:13,256
TEACHER:
All right, guys,
back to the game.
452
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:23,353
[ Mr. Chauncey muttering ]
453
00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:29,403
[ passes gas ]
454
00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:33,842
[ all laugh ]
455
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:39,630
Sorry, it's all the fiber bars
that I've been eating.
456
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,684
All right, everybody,
practice is over!
457
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,512
Guys, put your balls away!
458
00:28:53,079 --> 00:28:55,603
[ students murmuring ]
459
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:08,747
- [ screaming ]
- [ glass breaking ]
460
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:12,141
What a bunch
of boneheads.
461
00:29:12,968 --> 00:29:15,754
[ whimpering ]
462
00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,023
What's this say?
463
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:25,894
Did I make
the team or not?
464
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,940
Maybe you should
have your eyes checked.
465
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:31,030
Yeah. Is my name
on there or not?
466
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,206
Not.
467
00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,165
TIFFANY:
But Gavin and I have
been working on my splits.
468
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,706
Oh my God.
469
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:12,636
[ screams ]
470
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:26,085
JONATHAN:
Hey, gorgeous.
471
00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:28,217
- What's with the towel?
- Back off, wart.
472
00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:31,090
Your breath is in
my airspace.
473
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,440
So, what was that
all about?
474
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,442
Apparently, I've
been replaced too.
475
00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:37,444
I was supposed to do
a French paper
for Drew,
476
00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:40,273
but now he's decided
to let Katarina
tutor him.
477
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,581
- Where were they going?
- It would have to be
her place.
478
00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:48,411
Drew's house is tented.
Silverfish, I think.
479
00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:50,500
The girl just doesn't
listen, does she?
480
00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:53,242
There you go,
dear.
481
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,418
Good as new.
482
00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:59,031
[ bell rings ]
483
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,429
[ phone rings ]
484
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,736
Nurse's office.
485
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,347
Yes.
Shop class?
486
00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:13,436
Oh my goodness.
487
00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:14,829
A metal rod?!
488
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,093
Whatever you do,
don't pull it out.
489
00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:56,958
[ screams ]
490
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:06,098
Hmm... Maple.
491
00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:08,317
725...
492
00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:11,668
727...
729...
493
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:31,514
[ thunder rumbles ]
494
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,535
On your mark!
495
00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,103
[ gunshot ]
496
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,589
What's with you?
You look like you've
seen a ghost.
497
00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:04,895
- I may have.
- Come again?
498
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,507
Last night,
I tried to find
Katarina's house.
499
00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:09,465
- And?
- DREW: You're so funny.
500
00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:14,557
Her address is the cemetery
where Charity is buried.
501
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,646
It must have
been a mistake.
502
00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:19,388
- Are you sure you
had the right number?
- It was no mistake.
503
00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:20,999
731 Maple.
504
00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:23,653
Can I ask you
guys something?
505
00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:25,481
Sure.
Shoot.
506
00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:28,049
Has anything strange or weird
happen to either of you
507
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:30,747
since Katarina's
come to Valley Gorge?
508
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,968
No.
T, you?
509
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,188
Nuh-uh.
Why?
510
00:33:36,318 --> 00:33:38,059
- Nothing.
- Hurdle.
511
00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:39,800
- What?
- [ all scream ]
512
00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:42,324
- Where did
that come from?
- Keep going.
513
00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,457
I'm all right.
514
00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,374
DANIELLE:
I can't compete
with that.
515
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:51,290
She's like Xena.
516
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:54,249
- I think we need
to go to plan B.
- What's that?
517
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:57,600
I don't know.
Never needed a plan
B before.
518
00:33:57,731 --> 00:34:00,342
All I know is she
is ruining everything.
519
00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:02,257
My birthday is in less
than two weeks
520
00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:05,260
and I'm no closer
to getting Drew than
I was last semester.
521
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:08,481
We have to somehow
destroy this bitch!
522
00:34:08,611 --> 00:34:10,091
How are we
gonna do that?
523
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:13,877
I think
I have an idea.
524
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,011
[ gasps ]
525
00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:19,274
Hey!
526
00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:28,631
Yo, as salaam
alaikum,
527
00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:30,503
my brown brother.
528
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,221
Mr. Chauncey?
529
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:05,190
Mr. Chauncey?
530
00:35:09,672 --> 00:35:11,718
Anyone here?
531
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,341
[ gasps ]
Oh God!
532
00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:34,044
Yes, Tiffany.
533
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:37,526
What can I do for you?
534
00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:41,748
I wanted to check out
one of those
535
00:35:41,878 --> 00:35:45,882
digital whatchamacallits
with the zoom thingy on it.
536
00:35:46,013 --> 00:35:48,363
[ chuckles ]
537
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:50,496
Yes.
538
00:35:50,626 --> 00:35:52,237
I take it
539
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:54,630
you want a camera
540
00:35:54,761 --> 00:35:58,025
with a telephoto lens.
541
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:00,070
Yeah.
542
00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,638
What are you
planning to shoot?
543
00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:05,075
Oh, wildlife.
544
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,730
You know, little
squirrels and birds.
545
00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,558
Dogs.
546
00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:12,996
This is a new
digital one.
547
00:36:13,127 --> 00:36:16,696
It's a 1.5 megapixel,
548
00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:20,047
5X zoom
549
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:24,704
with memory stick
and Firewire output.
550
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:28,229
Perfect for long-range
photography.
551
00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:31,450
I think you'll
appreciate
552
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,061
the size of this.
553
00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,939
Fill this out.
554
00:36:43,070 --> 00:36:44,941
Name and date,
555
00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:47,727
when you're planning
to return it.
556
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:56,692
Tiffany?
557
00:36:56,823 --> 00:36:58,999
May I ask you
something?
558
00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:02,481
If it's not
too personal.
559
00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:03,917
Sure.
560
00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:06,354
Just...
561
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:10,619
as a concerned
teacher and a friend,
562
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,405
I was just wondering
563
00:37:13,535 --> 00:37:15,407
how you girls
are holding up
564
00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,147
in the wake of
565
00:37:17,278 --> 00:37:20,760
Charity's suicide.
566
00:37:22,414 --> 00:37:24,546
W-- uh--
567
00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,288
we really miss her.
568
00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,159
Oh.
569
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:32,511
Foolish question.
Of course you miss her.
570
00:37:32,641 --> 00:37:35,905
It must be difficult
when you don't
see it coming.
571
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:38,125
I mean...
[ sniffs ]
572
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,171
I certainly didn't.
573
00:37:41,302 --> 00:37:44,000
Oh, me neither...
574
00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:46,307
I guess.
575
00:37:46,438 --> 00:37:48,614
Well...
576
00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:53,053
enjoy wildlife.
577
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,419
MR. CHAUNCEY'S VOICE:
...in the wake of
578
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:14,683
Charity's suicide.
579
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:17,686
MR. CHAUNCEY:
Guilty!
580
00:38:29,524 --> 00:38:32,048
Charity.
581
00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:11,218
Oh Jesus,
he kissed her!
582
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:14,090
That should be me
he's kissing!
583
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:22,316
She spends a lot
of time down there,
584
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:25,275
just like
Charity used to.
585
00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:31,151
Are you okay?
586
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:34,459
Yeah, I'm just cold
587
00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:35,895
and hungry.
588
00:39:36,025 --> 00:39:37,723
Me too.
589
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:39,899
Hey, aren't you
on a diet?
590
00:39:40,029 --> 00:39:43,119
Lately I haven't
needed one.
591
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:48,211
- [ crunches ]
- Ow!
592
00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:54,957
Oh my God.
Please tell me
that's not a tooth.
593
00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:58,396
Can you believe the stuff
they put in candy?
594
00:39:58,526 --> 00:40:00,963
I'm totally suing
this company.
595
00:40:04,793 --> 00:40:08,144
TIFFANY:
All right already.
She loves you, you love her.
596
00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:10,538
Just get out
of my shot.
597
00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:12,453
Thank you.
598
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:23,464
Here's the money shot.
599
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,818
[ glass breaking ]
600
00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:34,432
Okay, so what we need
is to download something
601
00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:37,217
that's totally
disgusting, perverted
and embarrassing
602
00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,567
and put Katarina's
head on it.
603
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:44,659
ALL THREE:
Ew! Gross!
604
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:52,101
- Doesn't the fur
get in the way?
- [ braying ]
605
00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:57,367
Okay, let's just
rule out animals
completely.
606
00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:00,806
Stop.
Back up.
607
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,199
BROOKE:
She's a dominatrix?
608
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,245
It's perfect.
609
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:08,204
Everyone looks
disgusting in latex.
610
00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,380
Do you think
it'll be enough?
611
00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:11,904
Would you want
to be with Katarina
612
00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,515
knowing she put baby powder
on that guy's ass?
613
00:41:14,646 --> 00:41:16,778
[ laughs ]
So we'll switch faces
614
00:41:16,909 --> 00:41:19,607
and post it on
the school's website
tomorrow morning.
615
00:41:19,738 --> 00:41:23,176
Every guy
at Valley Gorge High
is gonna see it.
616
00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:25,483
I want to be there when
the first guy comes up to her
617
00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:28,398
and asks her for a spanking
and a diaper change.
618
00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:30,662
She'll be so embarrassed,
I'm betting she'll be
619
00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:33,360
- on the next bus
back to Romania.
- I don't like this.
620
00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,971
It's dirty
and underhanded and...
621
00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,320
it's just cruel.
622
00:41:37,451 --> 00:41:39,409
And your point being?
623
00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,934
- What if we try talking
to Katarina again?
- [ sighs ]
624
00:41:42,064 --> 00:41:43,979
Maybe this time
she'd listen.
625
00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,590
[ sighs ]
626
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,027
You are so linear.
627
00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:50,290
[ beeps ]
628
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,773
Okay, where the hell
is her head?
629
00:41:54,903 --> 00:41:56,688
I don't know.
630
00:41:56,818 --> 00:41:59,168
Well, can't you upload,
upgrade,
631
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:01,257
surf the wave
or something?
632
00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:03,521
Come on, you're
the computer geek.
Fix it!
633
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,958
I can't fix
what isn't there.
634
00:42:07,263 --> 00:42:09,657
I mean, look,
you can see Drew fine.
635
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:13,835
This is really creepy.
What is this girl?
636
00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:16,142
The undead?
637
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:22,191
Damn it, T, you must
have had your stupid
finger in front of the lens.
638
00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:25,238
Oh, you mean this one?
639
00:42:25,368 --> 00:42:27,588
I gotta pee again.
640
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,851
What is that, like,
five times in an hour?
641
00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:33,768
Hey!
I don't keep track how many
times you fart in an hour!
642
00:42:34,856 --> 00:42:36,684
I gotta go.
643
00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:39,948
[ Muzak playing ]
644
00:42:59,925 --> 00:43:02,101
[ scanner beeping ]
645
00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:08,107
- Hey, Danielle.
- [ screams ]
646
00:43:08,237 --> 00:43:11,066
- Gavin!
What are you doing here?
- [ cart crashes ]
647
00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:14,287
I'm helping out my old man.
He owns the place, remember?
648
00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:16,202
What's with the diapers?
649
00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:19,466
I'm buying them
for my great-grandmother.
650
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:23,339
She's visiting us
from Montana.
651
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:26,865
- Really?
Where in Montana?
- Des Moines.
652
00:43:28,301 --> 00:43:29,998
Yeah, I've been there.
653
00:43:31,696 --> 00:43:33,828
[ beeping ]
654
00:43:38,572 --> 00:43:42,663
I need a price
check on the econopack
of Jumbo Relievers
655
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:44,665
- pine scented.
- [ moans ]
656
00:43:44,796 --> 00:43:47,799
- [ phone clicks ]
- So, Danielle...
657
00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:50,584
- [ beeps ]
- what--
658
00:43:50,715 --> 00:43:53,935
what do you think about
maybe me and you going
out sometime?
659
00:43:54,066 --> 00:43:55,850
What do you mean,
like on a date?
660
00:43:55,981 --> 00:43:57,852
Sure, why not?
You know?
661
00:43:57,983 --> 00:44:01,551
Anyway,
I kinda dig a more
mature woman.
662
00:44:01,682 --> 00:44:04,380
What are you trying
to say, I look old?
663
00:44:04,511 --> 00:44:07,340
Aw, no, well, you know,
I mean lately,
664
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:09,342
looks like maybe you've
clocked on a few more miles.
665
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:12,214
- [ groans ]
- But don't get me wrong.
666
00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:14,390
- That's a turn on.
- What do you think
667
00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,436
Tiffany's reaction
is gonna be to all this?
668
00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:18,830
[ laughs ]
See T and I, we have
this understanding.
669
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,746
I don't tell her
anything and she
doesn't know anything.
670
00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,356
You understand?
671
00:44:23,486 --> 00:44:26,707
[ whimpering ]
I guess.
672
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,363
[ chuckles ]
673
00:44:30,493 --> 00:44:32,452
- [ beeps ]
- [ sighs ]
674
00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:35,020
[ whimpering ]
675
00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:37,370
Hey, Todd, I really need
a price check
676
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,154
on those adult diapers
ASAP.
677
00:44:39,285 --> 00:44:42,592
- Oh my God.
- GAVIN: Hey, girls.
Wassup?
678
00:44:43,637 --> 00:44:46,205
[ gasps ]
679
00:44:46,335 --> 00:44:49,512
- [ urinating ]
- [ sighs ]
680
00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,346
[ girls laughing ]
681
00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:04,919
- What the hell?
- Stupid perfume bottle
is leaking?
682
00:45:05,050 --> 00:45:07,443
Oh, that's no problem.
I'll clean it up.
683
00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:10,620
- No, no, no, Gavin!
- I got it.
684
00:45:14,624 --> 00:45:17,062
[ girls gasping ]
685
00:45:17,192 --> 00:45:19,629
[ thunder rumbling ]
686
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:44,219
[ clicks ]
687
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:50,617
[ clicks ]
688
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,880
[ phone rings ]
689
00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:57,406
Did I wake you?
690
00:45:57,537 --> 00:46:00,018
No, I had to get
out of bed to answer
the phone anyway.
691
00:46:00,148 --> 00:46:02,629
Good, because I've
been thinking.
692
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,457
There's something
about Katarina
693
00:46:04,587 --> 00:46:06,894
that's not quite right.
694
00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:08,896
What are you
talking about?
695
00:46:09,027 --> 00:46:11,246
Like when the light
flickered the first time
696
00:46:11,377 --> 00:46:13,683
she came into
Mr. Chauncey's class?
697
00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:15,729
And the way her image
wasn't on the film.
698
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:18,601
And she has Charity's
old locker.
699
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:22,214
And she's always
at Valley Gorge Park
just like Charity.
700
00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:25,739
And her address
is the cemetery.
701
00:46:25,870 --> 00:46:27,785
So, what you're
saying is
702
00:46:27,915 --> 00:46:30,135
she's...
703
00:46:30,265 --> 00:46:32,702
Charity's ghost.
704
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:35,444
Danielle, do you
realize how insane
that sounds?
705
00:46:35,575 --> 00:46:37,446
Look, we caused her death
706
00:46:37,577 --> 00:46:39,797
and wrote the suicide note.
Now she's come back
to get us,
707
00:46:39,927 --> 00:46:42,843
and we can either do
something about it or let
her destroy all of us.
708
00:46:42,974 --> 00:46:44,714
You're starting
to creep me out.
709
00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:48,066
- [ both scream ]
- [ whimpering ]
710
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:53,288
[ strumming ]
711
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,252
Ow, ow, ow.
712
00:47:00,382 --> 00:47:03,516
[ crunching ]
713
00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:22,665
You girls okay?
714
00:47:22,796 --> 00:47:25,320
Yeah.
Why wouldn't we be?
715
00:47:25,451 --> 00:47:29,629
You look a little pale.
Well, except for Tiffany.
716
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:34,416
A little mishap
with the self-tanning oil.
717
00:47:34,547 --> 00:47:38,594
You're also early.
That hasn't happened
in four years.
718
00:47:38,725 --> 00:47:41,032
People change.
719
00:47:41,162 --> 00:47:43,948
No they don't.
[ chuckles ]
720
00:47:44,078 --> 00:47:47,212
So, what can I do
for you girls?
721
00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:49,867
The real reason we came in
was, uh,
722
00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:53,783
we were, uh,
wondering, um,
723
00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:55,785
what would cause only part
724
00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,657
of a picture to photograph?
725
00:47:57,787 --> 00:48:00,878
- Yeah, like a body
with no head?
- [ sighs ]
726
00:48:01,008 --> 00:48:03,054
Could be a number
of things--
727
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:05,883
sun flare,
a defective chip,
728
00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,842
dropping the camera.
729
00:48:10,235 --> 00:48:13,368
- Ghosting.
- Ghosting?
730
00:48:13,499 --> 00:48:16,023
It's just a photo term.
731
00:48:16,154 --> 00:48:17,372
Oh.
732
00:48:17,503 --> 00:48:20,027
I didn't realize
you had
733
00:48:20,158 --> 00:48:21,986
such a connection
734
00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:23,378
with Charity.
735
00:48:23,509 --> 00:48:25,250
Charity?
736
00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:27,208
How so?
737
00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:29,515
Love of photography.
738
00:48:29,645 --> 00:48:32,344
She was the president
of the A/V club.
739
00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:35,477
We knew that.
740
00:48:35,608 --> 00:48:37,523
[ bell rings ]
741
00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:39,960
[ students chatting ]
742
00:48:45,792 --> 00:48:47,620
MR. CHAUNCEY:
Settle down.
743
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,752
[ clears throat ]
744
00:48:49,883 --> 00:48:51,929
Act four, scene one.
745
00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,844
"We do pray for mercy.
746
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,803
And that same prayer
doth teach us all
747
00:48:56,934 --> 00:49:00,372
to render the deeds
of mercy."
748
00:49:00,502 --> 00:49:04,332
These are words spoken
by the character, Portia.
749
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:07,640
She was a bored,
wealthy, young woman who,
750
00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:09,468
to amuse herself,
751
00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:11,992
created devious
and sometimes
752
00:49:12,123 --> 00:49:14,647
sadistic little games.
753
00:49:14,777 --> 00:49:16,562
Until one day
754
00:49:16,692 --> 00:49:18,564
the game backfired
and she found herself
755
00:49:18,694 --> 00:49:20,740
- [ snoring ]
- in a rather painful
position
756
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:25,005
- of having to plead
for a friend's life.
- Oh.
757
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:29,357
I think we can all
relate to this character
758
00:49:29,488 --> 00:49:32,708
because we have done
things in our lives
759
00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:36,538
that may have caused
another great pain.
760
00:50:30,984 --> 00:50:34,118
Shit!
761
00:50:36,207 --> 00:50:39,036
What?
762
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:50,090
- [ gasps ]
- Okay, let's go.
763
00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:53,050
- [ engine starts ]
- [ motor revs ]
764
00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,314
Put it in gear.
765
00:50:56,444 --> 00:50:58,664
- [ gears grind ]
- [ tires screech ]
766
00:50:58,794 --> 00:51:01,275
And close
the sun-roof.
767
00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:15,550
- [ thump ]
- [ cat howls ]
768
00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:23,123
- Great.
- [ door slams shut ]
769
00:51:23,254 --> 00:51:25,386
[ honks ]
770
00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:29,956
When the hell
did you get glasses?
771
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:33,002
There my mom's.
But for some reason
they seem to help.
772
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:35,179
You should have put
them on before you parked!
773
00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:39,096
And by the way,
your blinker's been on
for the last three miles.
774
00:51:44,362 --> 00:51:47,060
- [ all gasping ]
- My hips are killing me.
775
00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:50,455
Oh, I have to rest.
My asthma's acting up.
776
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:53,197
- Since when do you
have asthma?
- [ passes gas ]
777
00:51:53,327 --> 00:51:56,374
I'm finished.
You go on without me.
778
00:51:56,504 --> 00:52:00,073
- Come on, get off
your asses, you wimps!
- [ thunder rumbles ]
779
00:52:10,910 --> 00:52:13,695
[ girls coughing,
panting ]
780
00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:34,063
You know I've never
actually talked
to a real ghost.
781
00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:35,978
What are you talking about?
782
00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:38,024
I'm talking about you,
783
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:41,288
Katarina/Charity Chase.
784
00:52:41,419 --> 00:52:43,551
I'm confused.
785
00:52:43,682 --> 00:52:45,379
We all are.
786
00:52:45,510 --> 00:52:47,729
Look, we won't be
after tonight.
787
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:50,558
Now to prove my point,
788
00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:53,561
I just need you to walk
through that lamppost
over there.
789
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:58,262
- How would I do that?
- I don't know.
790
00:52:58,392 --> 00:53:00,394
You're the ghost.
791
00:53:00,525 --> 00:53:03,136
Look, it's either that
or I cut you open to see
if you bleed.
792
00:53:03,267 --> 00:53:06,444
- Are you for real?
- DANIELLE: You know,
793
00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:08,881
something's been
bugging me.
794
00:53:10,404 --> 00:53:13,799
If you could come back
as anyone you want,
795
00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:16,236
why would you come back
as pathetically poor
796
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:18,020
and low-class as you were?
797
00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:21,285
The weed is a flower
798
00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:24,244
whose virtue has not
been discovered.
799
00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:26,681
- [ thunder roaring ]
- Maybe I'm many things,
800
00:53:26,812 --> 00:53:28,553
but I can assure you
801
00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,729
I am not Charity's ghost.
802
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:32,687
[ gasps ]
803
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:45,004
[ all gasp ]
804
00:53:47,093 --> 00:53:48,834
DANIELLE:
Believe me now?
805
00:53:48,964 --> 00:53:51,576
Wow, that's creepy.
806
00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:55,101
Convinced?
Katarina's not mortal.
807
00:53:56,624 --> 00:53:59,236
It makes sense, doesn't it?
The one-year anniversary
808
00:53:59,366 --> 00:54:02,282
of Charity Chase's death
and a new girl arrives
809
00:54:02,413 --> 00:54:04,937
out of the blue
from a far away country
810
00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:07,287
at the ends of the earth.
811
00:54:07,418 --> 00:54:11,683
- Since when is Romania
the ends of the earth?
- You mean it isn't?
812
00:54:11,813 --> 00:54:13,728
It's so obvious.
813
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:17,515
It's just like
"I Know What You Did Last
Summer" part two.
814
00:54:17,645 --> 00:54:20,648
And they always come back
to the place where they died.
815
00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:31,006
[ urinating ]
816
00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:35,402
- Why did she come back?
- [ toilet flushes ]
817
00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:39,841
To avenge her death.
818
00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:42,017
What is she
gonna do to us?
819
00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:45,978
- She's already
done it to us.
- What?
820
00:54:47,371 --> 00:54:49,242
You're gonna stand there
and continue to tell me
821
00:54:49,373 --> 00:54:52,027
that nothing strange
or unusual has happened
to either of you?
822
00:54:52,158 --> 00:54:54,508
No aches?
No pains?
823
00:54:54,639 --> 00:54:57,511
No leakage?
No drainage?
824
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,774
I mean,
look at yourselves!
825
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,168
[ moans ]
Okay, fine.
826
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:05,911
I'm getting a six-pack
and heading to the pep rally.
827
00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:08,348
You coming?
828
00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:10,872
- [ crowd cheering ]
- ANNOUNCER: Let's give
a warm beaver welcome
829
00:55:11,003 --> 00:55:13,266
to the Valley Gorge High
football team
830
00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:15,616
and the Valley Gorge High
pep squad
831
00:55:15,747 --> 00:55:17,618
as they lead us to victory
832
00:55:17,749 --> 00:55:19,968
over Central High!
833
00:55:20,099 --> 00:55:23,711
[ sobbing ]
834
00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:26,888
And then
the optometrist said
835
00:55:27,019 --> 00:55:29,195
that I didn't have
enough eyelid
836
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,937
to cover a contact
lens that thick.
837
00:55:32,067 --> 00:55:34,113
Remember when I farted
in gym class and I said
838
00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:36,550
it was because of all
the fiber bars?
839
00:55:36,681 --> 00:55:39,858
- Mm-hmm.
- Well it was,
840
00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:41,773
but it wasn't anymore.
841
00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:45,951
Oh, my ass has dropped
a full six inches.
842
00:55:46,081 --> 00:55:48,170
Hell, all of me's dropped
a full six inches.
843
00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:51,478
I feel like with every
minute I grow a year older.
844
00:55:51,609 --> 00:55:54,786
I've been wearing adult
diapers for two weeks.
845
00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:56,831
- Oh.
- Ew.
846
00:55:56,962 --> 00:56:00,792
[ sobbing ]
847
00:56:00,922 --> 00:56:03,795
[ all moaning ]
848
00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:07,581
- ALL: Ahhhh!
- CHEERLEADERS:
B-E-A-V-E-R-S!
849
00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:09,366
Beavers! Beavers!
850
00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:11,237
We're the best
damn beavers!
851
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:14,719
- We're not jammin'...
- Are we gonna die?
852
00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:16,764
I'm too young
to die.
853
00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:19,332
You?
I have to turn 18
in two days.
854
00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:22,248
I look older than Madonna,
so shut up already!
855
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,424
Oh, this is all
your fault!
856
00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:26,339
You got us into this,
857
00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:29,429
- now you get us out!
- It's not that easy, okay?
858
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:32,214
You can't kill a ghost!
They're already dead!
859
00:56:32,345 --> 00:56:33,781
DANIELLE:
Now listen,
860
00:56:33,912 --> 00:56:36,131
I have watched these movies
a thousand times.
861
00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:40,179
and there's only one way
to get a ghost like Katarina
back into the grave.
862
00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:42,050
How?
863
00:56:42,181 --> 00:56:45,532
We lure her back
into the hole with
the one person
864
00:56:45,663 --> 00:56:48,492
she can't rest without.
865
00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:50,798
[ yawning ]
So, we have to kill Drew
866
00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:54,454
so he can be
with Charity/Katarina
867
00:56:54,585 --> 00:56:57,065
for eternity.
868
00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:59,154
Wait.
869
00:56:59,285 --> 00:57:01,635
Who are we
going to kill?
[ voice echoes ]
870
00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:04,072
ALL:
Central High!
871
00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:08,381
- [ crowd cheering ]
- [ band playing ]
872
00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:13,299
- [ crickets chirping ]
- [ moans ]
873
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,127
You know what's weird?
874
00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:18,696
I've been
having hot flashes
and cold spells.
875
00:57:18,826 --> 00:57:22,874
And my period,
it's practically
non-existent.
876
00:57:23,004 --> 00:57:25,006
Oh my God, Danny,
877
00:57:25,137 --> 00:57:28,009
that sounds like,
wait, what's the word?
878
00:57:28,140 --> 00:57:30,185
Menopause.
879
00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:32,100
Oh, Jesus.
880
00:57:32,231 --> 00:57:34,668
I'm not even 18 yet.
881
00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:36,801
Katarina screwed
us good.
882
00:57:36,931 --> 00:57:39,717
I almost wish she'd get it
over with and put us
out of our misery.
883
00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:41,893
Oh, me too.
884
00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:45,374
Quit whining, girls.
It'll all be over after
tomorrow night.
885
00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:48,900
The curse will be reversed
and we'll be beautiful again.
886
00:57:50,118 --> 00:57:53,208
Oh, I feel faint.
887
00:57:54,253 --> 00:57:56,168
TIFFANY:
Oh, I gotta get out.
888
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:01,608
[ gasps ]
889
00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:07,222
[ screaming ]
890
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,488
ALL THREE:
Pickle tits!
891
00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:15,056
[ loud rock music playing ]
892
00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:24,326
- Good evening, ma'am.
- Hey, Nicole.
893
00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:26,981
Oh my God!
894
00:58:27,112 --> 00:58:28,809
Is that you, Danny?
895
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:32,030
Oh my God!
Who did your make-up?
It's so real!
896
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,120
- Oh my God, it's fabulous!
- [ bones cracking ]
897
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:38,863
- Yeah, fabulous.
- Happy 18!
898
00:58:53,399 --> 00:58:56,533
- Try it.
It's nitrous
- [ inhales ]
899
00:58:57,882 --> 00:59:01,668
- Hey!
It's not a toy!
- Aw, screw you, granny!
900
00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:07,195
I can't wait
for tonight
to be over.
901
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:10,634
- What?
- Never mind.
902
00:59:12,113 --> 00:59:14,507
♪ Got a drill to my head,
got a monkey in my bed ♪
903
00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:15,943
♪ Got some breath mints
in my hand ♪
904
00:59:16,074 --> 00:59:17,728
♪ Gotta go work
on my tan ♪
905
00:59:17,858 --> 00:59:20,034
♪ I got eggs over easy
and bacon in the pan ♪
906
00:59:20,165 --> 00:59:22,080
♪ I got bread in my toaster
and more breath mints
in my hand.... ♪
907
00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:24,691
I thought Gavin
was going to learn
more songs.
908
00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:27,912
- Didn't he?
- No, he didn't!
909
00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:30,567
He's been playing
the same song for
like an hour!
910
00:59:30,697 --> 00:59:33,047
♪ We're all rotting
911
00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:35,746
♪ From the inside out
912
00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:37,965
♪ We're all dying
913
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:41,534
- ♪ But isn't death
what life's about? ♪
- Gavin!
914
00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,799
Yeah!
915
00:59:45,930 --> 00:59:48,323
Yeah!
[ maniacal laughter ]
916
00:59:48,454 --> 00:59:50,369
- All right...
- [ music fades out ]
917
00:59:50,499 --> 00:59:54,591
- we're gonna take
a little break.
- [ all cheer ]
918
00:59:56,157 --> 00:59:58,464
Yeah. And then
we're gonna come back
in 20 minutes
919
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,379
and do another
song for you.
920
01:00:00,509 --> 01:00:02,511
[ crowd groans ]
921
01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:06,646
[ rock music playing ]
922
01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:14,523
Hey, ladies!
923
01:00:14,654 --> 01:00:16,874
[ grunts ]
924
01:00:19,311 --> 01:00:21,182
[ inhales deeply ]
925
01:00:21,313 --> 01:00:23,620
- Come on, let's dance.
- I don't know.
926
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:26,448
- Hey, you wanna groove?
- Get real!
927
01:00:27,885 --> 01:00:31,279
- How about you?
- Finally!
928
01:00:32,193 --> 01:00:34,152
- [ bones crack ]
- [ grunts ]
929
01:00:34,282 --> 01:00:37,590
Hey, you all acting
like a bunch of old
ladies, for real.
930
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,638
[ horn honks ]
931
01:00:46,077 --> 01:00:48,383
What the hell are you
looking at, Bozo?
932
01:00:48,514 --> 01:00:51,038
[ honks ]
933
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,444
- [ bones crack ]
- Oh!
934
01:01:09,274 --> 01:01:11,189
[ heavy breathing ]
935
01:01:21,895 --> 01:01:24,463
- Hey!
- Ow!
936
01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:31,035
Looking for--
[ hacking ]
937
01:01:32,645 --> 01:01:34,691
[ spits ]
938
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:37,389
--someone?
939
01:01:39,434 --> 01:01:40,958
Danielle!
940
01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:43,525
Costumes?
Duh!
941
01:01:44,613 --> 01:01:46,093
I was actually
looking for Drew.
942
01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:48,226
Umm...
he sent me this
943
01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:51,577
and said it was very
important that he would
see me tonight.
944
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:54,232
Oh my!
945
01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,844
[ hissing ]
946
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:04,459
- [ kettle whistles ]
- So where is he?
947
01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:07,549
He was here and he
was very upset.
948
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:09,247
Said something
about
949
01:02:09,377 --> 01:02:12,163
him being so rich
and you being,
950
01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:13,947
well, so poor.
951
01:02:14,078 --> 01:02:16,254
And how it'd probably
never work out.
952
01:02:16,384 --> 01:02:18,299
And he said it was
just like Charity
953
01:02:18,430 --> 01:02:20,519
happening all
over again.
954
01:02:20,649 --> 01:02:22,913
He used a lot of
buzz-words--
955
01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:25,306
"dying,"
"eternity,"
956
01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,744
you know, stuff
like that.
957
01:02:27,874 --> 01:02:29,658
Did he say
where he was going?
958
01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:32,270
Well, he said
he was going home
959
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,403
to get a jacket
warm enough for
the gorge.
960
01:02:35,534 --> 01:02:37,231
After that...
961
01:02:37,362 --> 01:02:39,973
Oh my God.
I must find him!
962
01:02:40,104 --> 01:02:42,106
Have a hit
of chamomile!
963
01:02:42,236 --> 01:02:44,717
Very soothing.
964
01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:48,808
We're on!
965
01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:53,030
I'll drive!
966
01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:10,047
- TIFFANY:
Do you have the note?
- DANIELLE: Yeah, yeah...
967
01:03:10,177 --> 01:03:12,397
It says all
the usual stuff--
968
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:15,356
disappointment in love,
indifference to life,
969
01:03:15,487 --> 01:03:17,532
his battle with herpes.
970
01:03:17,663 --> 01:03:19,491
I even threw in the guilt
he still feels
971
01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:21,623
over Charity's
tragic suicide
972
01:03:21,754 --> 01:03:24,931
and the part
he may or may not
have played in it.
973
01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:27,934
Charity killed
herself?
974
01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:30,371
Duh!
975
01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:36,638
I see they finally
fixed the fence.
976
01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:38,075
[ thunder rumbling ]
977
01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:41,339
Let's just
get this over with.
978
01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:44,690
DREW:
Katarina!
979
01:03:49,347 --> 01:03:53,046
I think our human
sacrifice has arrived.
980
01:03:53,177 --> 01:03:56,223
Katarina!
981
01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:03,361
Danielle?
982
01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:10,759
I thought you were
gonna go as a Victoria's
Secret model.
983
01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:13,632
- Change in plans.
- Where's Katarina?
984
01:04:13,762 --> 01:04:17,201
Oh, I'd say about
now she's probably
at your house
985
01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:19,420
discovering
you're not home.
986
01:04:19,551 --> 01:04:21,292
Then she'll most
likely come here
987
01:04:21,422 --> 01:04:23,772
to prevent you
from committing
suicide.
988
01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,557
You're very distraught,
you know?
989
01:04:25,687 --> 01:04:28,255
Well, at least that's
what her note said.
990
01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:30,475
You bitch.
991
01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:31,998
Uh, uh, uh!
992
01:04:32,129 --> 01:04:34,044
Holy shit!
993
01:04:36,002 --> 01:04:37,221
Is that loaded?
994
01:04:38,265 --> 01:04:40,746
Yep, it's loaded.
995
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,488
Now, if you'll just
climb that fence
996
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:46,795
and jump to your death,
you'll be saving us all
a lot of time and energy
997
01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:49,015
which God knows
the three of us
are very short on.
998
01:04:49,146 --> 01:04:52,323
Really, I don't
have the right shoes
for climbing.
999
01:04:52,453 --> 01:04:55,021
Over the fence.
1000
01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:07,120
Why are you doing this?
1001
01:05:07,251 --> 01:05:09,340
You really
want to know?
1002
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:11,516
'Cause you
and me were meant
to be together
1003
01:05:11,646 --> 01:05:13,910
and you were just
too blind to see!
1004
01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:17,739
I mean, Jesus,
all you had to do
was ask me out again
1005
01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:20,090
and none of this
would have ever
happened.
1006
01:05:21,178 --> 01:05:22,875
I'm free next weekend.
1007
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:25,138
Too late.
1008
01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:32,276
God! Hello!
Mouthwash!
1009
01:05:32,406 --> 01:05:34,843
Now jump.
1010
01:05:36,193 --> 01:05:38,369
Now look, if you
really cared about me,
1011
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,893
then why would you
want to kill me?
1012
01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:42,939
Because I would
sacrifice anything
1013
01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:45,202
to be beautiful again.
1014
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:48,335
Even you.
1015
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,600
- You're nuts.
- KATARINA: Drew!
1016
01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:56,648
Katarina, run!
1017
01:05:58,171 --> 01:05:59,781
I mean away.
1018
01:05:59,912 --> 01:06:02,175
Run away.
1019
01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:04,699
- What is going on here?
- Nothing.
1020
01:06:04,830 --> 01:06:07,789
So you mean
you weren't just
kissing her?
1021
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,922
Katarina, it's not
what it looks like.
1022
01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,707
I suppose she had
a gun to your head.
1023
01:06:15,188 --> 01:06:18,713
- [ dogs yelping ]
- Come on, let's go.
1024
01:06:20,933 --> 01:06:23,153
[ horn honking ]
1025
01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:25,982
[ dog growls ]
1026
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,680
[ barks ]
1027
01:06:33,337 --> 01:06:34,816
Fluffy!
1028
01:06:34,947 --> 01:06:36,949
Hey you, Casper,
1029
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:39,865
why don't you
float over here next
to your boyfriend?
1030
01:06:45,262 --> 01:06:47,003
What is going on here?
1031
01:06:47,829 --> 01:06:49,527
This...
1032
01:06:49,657 --> 01:06:51,746
is what's going on.
1033
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:53,792
BOTH:
Jesus.
1034
01:06:53,922 --> 01:06:56,186
You're the ghost
of Charity Chase,
1035
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:58,318
come back
to exact revenge.
1036
01:06:58,449 --> 01:07:00,364
Oh, not that again!
1037
01:07:00,494 --> 01:07:02,235
What about
Charity's quote?
1038
01:07:02,366 --> 01:07:05,760
Drew showed me
that quote in
his yearbook.
1039
01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:09,155
It's Emerson.
Everybody knows that.
1040
01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:11,723
Okay,
1041
01:07:11,853 --> 01:07:13,638
you live
in a cemetery.
1042
01:07:13,768 --> 01:07:15,770
What are you
talking about?
1043
01:07:15,901 --> 01:07:19,252
I went there--
731 Maple?
1044
01:07:19,383 --> 01:07:21,080
North or south?
1045
01:07:22,081 --> 01:07:23,604
Screw this!
You,
1046
01:07:23,735 --> 01:07:25,606
quit avoiding
the inevitable.
1047
01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:27,608
Climb the fence
and join Charity,
1048
01:07:27,739 --> 01:07:31,264
- who wasn't even a Hun!
- And who we killed.
1049
01:07:34,485 --> 01:07:36,487
You killed Charity?
1050
01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,272
We sort of all did.
1051
01:07:43,189 --> 01:07:45,365
[ cocks gun ]
1052
01:07:45,496 --> 01:07:48,760
- Could you
climb the fence now?
- Danielle, don't!
1053
01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:52,024
- This is crazy!
- Move!
1054
01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:55,158
I would have given anything
to be a Hun.
1055
01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:58,030
Jesus Christ!
You area Hun!
1056
01:07:58,161 --> 01:08:00,380
No, I'm not.
1057
01:08:00,511 --> 01:08:03,949
In reality, I'm no
different from Katarina
or Charity.
1058
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,082
My family lived
in a trailer park
1059
01:08:06,212 --> 01:08:08,997
and ate
mayonnaise sandwiches
three times a day.
1060
01:08:09,128 --> 01:08:11,522
How did you end up
in Hundred Pines?
1061
01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:13,741
Tri-State Lottery.
1062
01:08:13,872 --> 01:08:15,569
56 mil after taxes.
1063
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:17,876
- [ gasps ]
- DANIELLE: That's great.
1064
01:08:18,006 --> 01:08:20,096
Now move so
I can kill Drew.
1065
01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:22,315
[ clown horn honks ]
1066
01:08:25,666 --> 01:08:27,755
- [ gunshot ]
- [ grunts ]
1067
01:08:29,322 --> 01:08:30,889
[ groans ]
1068
01:08:33,152 --> 01:08:35,937
[ screams ]
1069
01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:45,121
- [ bullet ricochets ]
- [ grunts ]
1070
01:08:59,613 --> 01:09:03,182
DANIELLE'S VOICE:
Blood?Ghosts don't bleed,
1071
01:09:03,313 --> 01:09:06,359
but apparently
dirt-poor exchange students
from Romania do.
1072
01:09:06,490 --> 01:09:09,406
Was it possible
I had been wrong?
1073
01:09:09,536 --> 01:09:12,974
That driven by obsession,
an overactive imagination
and blind jealousy,
1074
01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:15,194
I had made a mistake
about Katarina?
1075
01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:17,370
And if she didn't
do this to us,
1076
01:09:17,501 --> 01:09:19,590
then who did?
1077
01:09:26,901 --> 01:09:29,643
- How's that again, ma'am?
- It's Romania.
1078
01:09:29,774 --> 01:09:32,385
R-O-M-A-N-I-A.
1079
01:09:32,516 --> 01:09:34,387
OFFICER:
That near Tacoma?
1080
01:09:34,518 --> 01:09:36,781
OFFICER #2:
Yeah, I'll take
a half dozen glazed.
1081
01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:40,306
Oh, and the captain
wants 50 on Bonespur
in the third race.
1082
01:09:40,437 --> 01:09:42,743
Surprised?
1083
01:09:42,874 --> 01:09:45,137
Mr. Chauncey.
1084
01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:48,314
- Why?
- I'd been watching
Danielle and the others.
1085
01:09:48,445 --> 01:09:51,361
I knew they knew
something about
Charity's death.
1086
01:09:51,491 --> 01:09:54,146
I just didn't know
to what extent.
1087
01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:57,932
I did it for Charity,
to clear her good name.
1088
01:09:58,063 --> 01:10:01,066
I loved Charity
like a daughter.
1089
01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:03,068
Not in a dirty
sort of way.
1090
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:06,941
Did you know she was
the best A/V president
I ever had?
1091
01:10:07,072 --> 01:10:11,119
And she didn't just
do it to get out of
PE or study hall.
1092
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:15,036
She did it because,
damn it, she loved
the job!
1093
01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:17,125
[ sobbing ]
I waited.
1094
01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:19,998
I kept hoping Danielle
and the others
would slip up,
1095
01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:22,087
and they did.
1096
01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:24,132
I'm splashing blood
1097
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:27,135
all over my rented
clown suit.
1098
01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:30,965
By the way,
you failed English.
1099
01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:42,238
[ theme music plays ]
1100
01:10:43,630 --> 01:10:45,589
ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to "The New Garden."
1101
01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:47,634
I'm Liz Druitt
1102
01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:49,984
Those of you
who think a deck
is just a place to sit
1103
01:10:50,115 --> 01:10:53,379
and drink beer
and swat mosquitoes
are in for an eye-opener,
1104
01:10:53,510 --> 01:10:56,513
'cause today,
we are going to talk
with Dr. Sam Bats,
1105
01:10:56,643 --> 01:10:59,124
head of horticulture
at Texas A&M University
1106
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:02,170
about how he combined
his gardening with
his leisure living
1107
01:11:02,301 --> 01:11:04,390
and made himself
a vegetable deck.
1108
01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:06,871
Let's go meet Sam.
1109
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:09,656
- Hi, Sam!
- Hi, Liz. How you doing?
1110
01:11:09,787 --> 01:11:11,919
- LIZ: Good, how are you?
- I'm fine.
1111
01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:15,488
- Sam, you have
fabulous zucchini--
-[ TV turns off ]
1112
01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:20,580
MRS. WITT:
My goodness,
how you've changed.
1113
01:11:20,711 --> 01:11:23,409
You don't remember me,
do you, Danielle?
1114
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:27,544
I'm Mrs. Witt.
1115
01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:30,024
And I certainly
remember you.
1116
01:11:30,155 --> 01:11:32,505
[ groans ]
1117
01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,900
- [ coughing ]
- Oh, poor thing.
1118
01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:39,338
Barely holding on
by a thread, isn't she?
1119
01:11:39,469 --> 01:11:41,732
[ Mrs. Witt chuckles ]
1120
01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:47,215
Oh...
happy birthday--
1121
01:11:48,434 --> 01:11:50,567
though I am
a couple of days late.
1122
01:11:50,697 --> 01:11:55,615
Not much to show
for 18 years of life,
is it?
1123
01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:59,010
A friend of mine died
just last month.
1124
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:02,230
She was my roommate
when you first came
to visit.
1125
01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:05,756
[ chuckles ]
Of course, we'd known
each other for years.
1126
01:12:05,886 --> 01:12:07,584
Our husbands
worked together.
1127
01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:11,501
She's the one
who taught me how
to play chess.
1128
01:12:12,937 --> 01:12:16,854
Oh, she suffered agonies
waiting for death.
1129
01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:19,247
But then, one day,
1130
01:12:19,378 --> 01:12:21,859
her husband
gave her a shot
of some kind
1131
01:12:21,989 --> 01:12:25,036
and it just
whisked her straight
up to Heaven.
1132
01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:27,995
For her, death
was a blessing.
1133
01:12:29,649 --> 01:12:32,435
But it isn't
always so, is it?
1134
01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:35,351
Take Charity's death,
for instance.
1135
01:12:36,961 --> 01:12:40,443
Did you know Charity
was my granddaughter?
1136
01:12:41,661 --> 01:12:43,837
I didn't think
you did.
1137
01:12:45,578 --> 01:12:47,275
You see...
1138
01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:49,408
after my stroke,
1139
01:12:49,539 --> 01:12:51,758
I couldn't speak.
1140
01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:55,240
But I could see
quite well.
1141
01:12:56,589 --> 01:13:00,854
And I could hear
very well.
1142
01:13:00,985 --> 01:13:04,162
Which, of course,
is how I discovered
1143
01:13:04,292 --> 01:13:06,338
that you and your friends
1144
01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:09,950
were responsible
for my Charity's death.
1145
01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:14,390
I asked Estelle's husband
1146
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,958
to give me an extra large
dose of his potion.
1147
01:13:18,089 --> 01:13:20,831
Of course I had
to write it out for him.
1148
01:13:20,961 --> 01:13:22,310
The dear man.
1149
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:26,184
He worked for
Denton Chemicals,
1150
01:13:26,314 --> 01:13:30,667
specializing
in biological warfare,
1151
01:13:30,797 --> 01:13:33,060
aging complexes.
1152
01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:38,196
I remember how much
1153
01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:40,416
you enjoy chocolates
1154
01:13:40,546 --> 01:13:44,724
and these are
to die for!
1155
01:13:47,118 --> 01:13:50,730
The poison was
extremely concentrated.
1156
01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:52,906
Your little friend--
1157
01:13:53,037 --> 01:13:54,647
oh, what was her name?
1158
01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:56,780
Brooke, that's it.
1159
01:13:56,910 --> 01:13:58,912
She was the only one
with any self-control.
1160
01:13:59,043 --> 01:14:02,176
- Oy.
- She only ate
a couple of pieces.
1161
01:14:02,307 --> 01:14:05,353
Otherwise, she'd
be lying here with
the two of you.
1162
01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:09,575
My symptoms...
1163
01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:11,751
completely disappeared.
1164
01:14:11,882 --> 01:14:15,973
Which is often the case
with stroke victims.
1165
01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:20,673
Youwon't be so lucky.
1166
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:25,199
[ distant sirens blaring ]
1167
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,639
Isn't it silly?
1168
01:14:29,769 --> 01:14:33,469
Sending for an ambulance
when someone is already
half dead?
1169
01:14:33,599 --> 01:14:37,037
I mean, Christ,
what's the hurry?
1170
01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:07,067
[ monitor flatlines ]
1171
01:15:09,983 --> 01:15:13,987
MINISTER:
We are gathered here
to bid a fond farewell
1172
01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:18,078
to our dear sweet friends,
classmates and daughters...
1173
01:15:18,209 --> 01:15:21,691
DANIELLE:
So here we are, another rainy
day, another funeral.
1174
01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,867
Mine.
[ chuckles ]
1175
01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:27,131
Oh, and Tiffany's.
1176
01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:29,960
Must have been a two-for
down at the mortuary.
1177
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:34,181
On the bright side,
I'm rid of that annoyance.
1178
01:15:34,312 --> 01:15:36,836
Oh, get over it!
1179
01:15:36,967 --> 01:15:38,751
Who are they?
1180
01:15:40,797 --> 01:15:43,451
He's still a moron.
1181
01:15:47,151 --> 01:15:49,457
What's their problem?
1182
01:15:49,588 --> 01:15:52,199
I mean, I'm the one
who's dead.
1183
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,640
Oh my,
look at Brooke.
1184
01:15:57,770 --> 01:16:00,077
A couple of tucks
and a laser peel later.
1185
01:16:00,207 --> 01:16:03,863
You know, in the right light,
she could easily pass
for mid-50s.
1186
01:16:05,299 --> 01:16:07,606
I guess she won't be
dating any more seniors.
1187
01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:10,261
In high school,
that is.
1188
01:16:22,142 --> 01:16:24,536
Okay, I'm sorry,
that's just wrong.
1189
01:16:24,667 --> 01:16:28,235
MINISTER:
Our deepest sympathies go out
to Tiffany's boyfriend, Gavin,
1190
01:16:28,366 --> 01:16:32,370
whose broken heart,
we are sure, is drowning
in endless grief.
1191
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:35,460
Remember, my son,
in this life and the next,
1192
01:16:35,591 --> 01:16:38,202
time heals all losses.
1193
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:40,030
As we lift
our eyes to Heaven,
1194
01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:42,423
we remand these children
back to their Maker
1195
01:16:42,554 --> 01:16:45,383
for all eternity.
Amen.
1196
01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:47,907
- Danielle, Danielle...
- BROOKE: Jonathan!
1197
01:16:50,475 --> 01:16:52,869
[ sobbing ]
1198
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:58,439
JONATHAN:
Danielle, I'll
always love you!
1199
01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:02,574
BROOKE:
Mr. Chauncey?
1200
01:17:02,705 --> 01:17:05,708
Mr. Chauncey?
1201
01:17:19,112 --> 01:17:21,549
[ moaning ]
1202
01:17:23,813 --> 01:17:26,032
[ moaning continues ]
1203
01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:31,690
Oh my--
1204
01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:33,736
oh my--
1205
01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:36,564
oh my God!
1206
01:17:36,695 --> 01:17:39,437
Oh my God!
1207
01:17:39,567 --> 01:17:42,440
- Danielle?
- T?
1208
01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:45,704
[ screams ]
1209
01:17:45,835 --> 01:17:48,228
- Can you believe this?
- My God!
1210
01:17:48,359 --> 01:17:51,405
Wait, wait.
Where the hell
are we?
1211
01:17:51,536 --> 01:17:53,494
I don't know.
1212
01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:56,149
But I've got a room
just like yours.
1213
01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:58,456
Who cares
where we are?
1214
01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:00,676
We are young again.
1215
01:18:00,806 --> 01:18:03,504
It's so totally
beautiful!
1216
01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:05,593
But these rugs
have got to go.
1217
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:07,987
- Who do you
think cleans it?
- I'll tell you,
1218
01:18:08,118 --> 01:18:11,425
from the looks
of this place, we're
set for eternity.
1219
01:18:11,556 --> 01:18:13,950
- Wait, you mean--
- Yes.
1220
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:15,386
Yes, yes, yes.
1221
01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:18,258
BOTH:
We're in Heaven!
1222
01:18:23,176 --> 01:18:25,091
Okay,
let's celebrate!
1223
01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:28,616
You put on some music
and I'll go make us
some lattes.
1224
01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:34,013
Uh-oh,
I think we've
got a problem.
1225
01:18:34,144 --> 01:18:35,493
No CDs.
1226
01:18:35,623 --> 01:18:38,626
[ doorbell plays
"Hallelujah" ]
1227
01:18:42,456 --> 01:18:44,197
Don't you dare
answer that.
1228
01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,983
Relax.
This is Heaven.
1229
01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:49,942
It's got
to be Brad Pitt
or Ben Affleck.
1230
01:18:50,073 --> 01:18:52,597
At the very least,
Luke Perry.
1231
01:18:56,427 --> 01:18:58,690
Hello.
These are for you.
1232
01:18:58,821 --> 01:19:01,388
- What--
- And I brought
some tunes.
1233
01:19:02,172 --> 01:19:04,304
Let's party, huh?
1234
01:19:05,175 --> 01:19:06,654
What the hell
are you doing here?
1235
01:19:06,785 --> 01:19:08,961
When I was
at the funeral,
I realized
1236
01:19:09,092 --> 01:19:11,921
- I couldn't
live without you.
- This isn't happening!
1237
01:19:12,051 --> 01:19:13,792
Where are the cute guys?
1238
01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:19,624
How long exactly
were you planning
on staying?
1239
01:19:25,064 --> 01:19:27,023
Forever.
1240
01:19:27,153 --> 01:19:28,764
[ both scream ]
1241
01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:31,462
[ disco music playing ]
1242
01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:34,813
♪ Burn, baby, burn
1243
01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:38,164
♪ Burn, baby, burn
1244
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,820
♪ To my surprise
1245
01:19:43,648 --> 01:19:45,824
- ♪ 100 stories high
- [ urinating ]
1246
01:19:47,391 --> 01:19:50,524
♪ People gettin'
loose y'all ♪
1247
01:19:50,655 --> 01:19:52,700
♪ Gettin' down on the roof
1248
01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:54,964
♪ Do you hear?
1249
01:19:55,094 --> 01:19:57,575
♪ The folks was flaming
1250
01:19:59,272 --> 01:20:01,492
♪ Out of control
1251
01:20:01,622 --> 01:20:05,452
♪ It was so entertainin'
1252
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:08,107
♪ When the boogy
started to explode ♪
1253
01:20:08,238 --> 01:20:11,197
♪ I heard somebody say
burn, baby, burn ♪
1254
01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:13,591
- ♪ Disco infern--
- [ music stops abruptly ]
1255
01:20:13,721 --> 01:20:16,115
- You're really sexy.
- [ crew laughs ]
1256
01:20:16,246 --> 01:20:18,161
♪ Burn, baby, burn
1257
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:20,206
♪ Burn that mother down
1258
01:20:20,337 --> 01:20:22,295
♪ Burn, baby, burn
1259
01:20:22,426 --> 01:20:24,080
♪ Disco inferno
1260
01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:27,300
♪ Burn, baby, burn
burn that mother down ♪
1261
01:20:27,431 --> 01:20:30,129
♪ Burn, baby, burn
1262
01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:33,176
♪ Disco inferno
burn, baby, burn. ♪
1263
01:20:33,306 --> 01:20:35,743
[ rock music playing ]
1264
01:20:37,441 --> 01:20:39,051
♪ Yeah!
1265
01:20:53,631 --> 01:20:56,329
♪ We're all rotting
1266
01:20:56,460 --> 01:20:58,723
♪ From the inside out
1267
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,856
♪ And we're all dying
1268
01:21:00,986 --> 01:21:04,511
♪ Isn't that
what life's about? ♪
1269
01:21:04,642 --> 01:21:07,253
♪ Come on, yeah
1270
01:21:08,733 --> 01:21:11,040
♪ Yeah, got a drill
to my head ♪
1271
01:21:11,170 --> 01:21:12,955
♪ Got a monkey in my bed,
got some breath mints
in my hand ♪
1272
01:21:13,085 --> 01:21:15,000
♪ Guess I'll go work
on my tan ♪
1273
01:21:15,131 --> 01:21:16,567
♪ I got eggs over easy
and bacon in the pan ♪
1274
01:21:16,697 --> 01:21:18,177
♪ I got bread
in the toaster ♪
1275
01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:21,093
♪ And more breath mints
in my hand ♪
1276
01:21:21,224 --> 01:21:23,574
♪ I'm pumped up,
I'm put down, I'm screwed up,
I'm tight wound ♪
1277
01:21:23,704 --> 01:21:25,315
♪ I'm bushwhacked and tight
sacked, what you think
about that? ♪
1278
01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:27,665
♪ 'Cause we're all rotting
1279
01:21:27,795 --> 01:21:29,667
♪ From the inside out
1280
01:21:29,797 --> 01:21:32,713
♪ And we're all dying
1281
01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:35,891
♪ Isn't that
what life's about? ♪
1282
01:21:36,021 --> 01:21:38,197
♪ 'Cause we're all rotting
1283
01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:40,286
♪ From the inside out
1284
01:21:40,417 --> 01:21:43,333
♪ I said that
we're all dying ♪
1285
01:21:43,463 --> 01:21:46,814
♪ Isn't that
what life's about? ♪
1286
01:21:57,086 --> 01:21:59,566
♪ I'm down with that black shit
but living in the 'burbs ♪
1287
01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,352
♪ Anyone got a thesaurus?
'Cause I'm running out
of words ♪
1288
01:22:02,482 --> 01:22:04,920
♪ I got a drill to my head,
monkey in my bed ♪
1289
01:22:05,050 --> 01:22:07,661
♪ Got some breath mints
in my hand, guess I'll go
work on my tan ♪
1290
01:22:07,792 --> 01:22:10,186
♪ Eggs over easy
and bacon in the pan ♪
1291
01:22:10,316 --> 01:22:12,710
♪ I got bread in the toaster
and more breath mints
in my hand ♪
1292
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,669
♪ I'm pumped up, I'm put down,
I'm screwed up, illiterate ♪
1293
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:18,281
♪ Whatever, I don't give a--
watch your mouth ♪
1294
01:22:18,411 --> 01:22:20,761
♪ 'Cause we're all rotting
1295
01:22:20,892 --> 01:22:22,763
♪ From the inside out
1296
01:22:22,894 --> 01:22:25,766
♪ And we're all dying
1297
01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:29,161
♪ Isn't that
what life's about? ♪
1298
01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:31,337
♪ We're all rotting
1299
01:22:31,468 --> 01:22:33,296
♪ From the inside out
1300
01:22:33,426 --> 01:22:36,342
♪ I said we're all dying
1301
01:22:36,473 --> 01:22:39,824
♪ Isn't that
what life's about? ♪
1302
01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,522
♪ Yeah, come on,
bring it ♪
1303
01:22:42,653 --> 01:22:45,177
♪ Yeah, come on,
now bring it ♪
1304
01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:48,006
♪ Come on, yeah,
now bring it ♪
1305
01:22:48,137 --> 01:22:50,487
♪ Yeah, yeah, now let me
hear you all say
1306
01:22:50,617 --> 01:22:53,142
♪ Hey, huh,
come on and say ♪
1307
01:22:53,272 --> 01:22:55,840
♪ Hey, huh,
come on, uh ♪
1308
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:58,451
♪ Hey huh,
I got it, uh ♪
1309
01:22:58,582 --> 01:23:00,366
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
1310
01:23:00,497 --> 01:23:02,064
♪ I said my name
is Gavin Burke ♪
1311
01:23:02,194 --> 01:23:04,240
♪ I may not know
too many things ♪
1312
01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:06,111
♪ But that don't matter
'cause as long as I'm getting ♪
1313
01:23:06,242 --> 01:23:08,984
♪ Fatter and fatter
every hour on the hour ♪
1314
01:23:09,114 --> 01:23:11,116
♪ I got more girls than--
know what I'm saying? ♪
1315
01:23:11,247 --> 01:23:13,423
♪ I'm rough, rugged and raw,
oh yeah ♪
1316
01:23:13,553 --> 01:23:16,382
♪ And forget what you saw
or else you'll get yours ♪
1317
01:23:16,513 --> 01:23:19,516
♪ And I'm getting
mine till my demise,
I be beating up ♪
1318
01:23:19,646 --> 01:23:21,866
♪ People in the schoolyard
1319
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:24,216
♪ People look at me weird
but I don't fear ♪
1320
01:23:24,347 --> 01:23:26,305
♪ I don't care,
my knife is bare ♪
1321
01:23:26,436 --> 01:23:28,742
♪ You're thinking 20,
I think you're no 20 ♪
1322
01:23:28,873 --> 01:23:31,136
♪ I'm the bully,
I look in your eyes ♪
1323
01:23:31,267 --> 01:23:33,791
♪ Till your demise,
much to your surprise ♪
1324
01:23:33,921 --> 01:23:36,402
♪ Till I realize
I can't get everything ♪
1325
01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:39,492
♪ I look at your girlfriend's
thighs, oh me, oh my ♪
1326
01:23:39,623 --> 01:23:41,712
♪ I knock you on
the dance floor, I say whoa ♪
1327
01:23:41,842 --> 01:23:43,757
♪ And so
'cause I don't care ♪
1328
01:23:43,888 --> 01:23:46,499
♪ Oh yeah!
1329
01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:50,764
♪ Yeah!
1330
01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:55,552
Yeah!
Yeah!
1331
01:23:55,682 --> 01:23:58,120
Yeah!
[ laughing ]
1332
01:23:58,250 --> 01:23:59,904
Oh, all right.
1333
01:24:00,035 --> 01:24:02,167
Seriously, we're gonna take
a little break
1334
01:24:02,298 --> 01:24:04,213
and then we're gonna
come back in 20 minutes
1335
01:24:04,343 --> 01:24:05,823
and do another song for you.
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