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You're goddamn right. -Yeah. 12 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:13,739 -Let's go kill that deer. -Oh, yeah. 13 00:01:13,872 --> 00:01:16,542 -That will show her. -Chicks love dead deer. 14 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:19,912 Yeah, they do, but also, like, she never showed up 15 00:01:20,045 --> 00:01:21,680 to any of my water polo matches. 16 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:24,884 That's not love. That's just disrespectful. 17 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:27,887 I mean, how can she respect you if you don't... 18 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,756 respect yourself. 19 00:01:31,323 --> 00:01:32,992 What the fuck are you talking about? 20 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:34,494 Nothing. It was stupid. 21 00:01:34,627 --> 00:01:35,361 I'm awesome. 22 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:36,596 [chuckles] Oh yeah. 23 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:39,098 -I respect myself. -Yeah, um... 24 00:01:39,632 --> 00:01:42,568 I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go piss. I'll be... 25 00:01:42,868 --> 00:01:44,204 [heavy breathing] 26 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:50,643 Fuck. 27 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,145 [unzips] 28 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,480 [urinates] 29 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:59,686 This is good. Nothing bad going down here. 30 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:04,857 Just a boy taking his piss. 31 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:06,826 -[growls] -Huh? 32 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,364 Hey, Victoria. 33 00:02:12,464 --> 00:02:15,468 Oh, this? Just a deer. 34 00:02:16,702 --> 00:02:17,871 I shot it. 35 00:02:18,971 --> 00:02:20,339 With a gun. 36 00:02:20,973 --> 00:02:22,375 [intense music plays] 37 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:25,245 [pants] 38 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,724 [roars] 39 00:02:38,857 --> 00:02:40,226 [screams] 40 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:47,533 -Keenan? 41 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,602 [suspenseful music plays] 42 00:02:52,738 --> 00:02:57,210 Victoria. [cocks gun] Found your deer. 43 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:02,315 [birds crow] 44 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:08,254 Hello. 45 00:03:13,559 --> 00:03:15,395 Weird guy staring at me. 46 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,467 Yo, you good? 47 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:24,971 Are you lost old man? 48 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:29,775 You make a wrong turn on the way to Cracker Barrel? 49 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:31,244 [growls] 50 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,683 Yo, you good? Oh, shit. 51 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:39,385 Motherfuckin' gun! 52 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:40,620 [gun rattles] 53 00:03:43,589 --> 00:03:46,125 I'm on the water polo team, motherfucker! 54 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:47,793 Keenan! 55 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,662 [screams] 56 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:58,204 [roars] 57 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,473 [spooky music plays] 58 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,683 NARRATOR: Charles Darwin once said, 59 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:14,453 friendships are the best measure of a man's worth. 60 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,055 A nice sentiment, right? 61 00:04:16,188 --> 00:04:18,824 Well, maybe for a different story. 62 00:04:18,957 --> 00:04:22,228 This tale, however, is far sillier than the likes 63 00:04:22,361 --> 00:04:23,696 of Charles Darwin. 64 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:27,633 No, our story follows a group of rather goofy young men 65 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,637 on a graduation trip in the Colorado wilderness, 66 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:35,841 and how a bit of bad blood got between them. 67 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:39,745 So sit back, relax, and see just what these men 68 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:40,813 are worth. 69 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,214 Yeehaw! 70 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,518 [mellow music plays] 71 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,288 Ben: All right, run me through this dream again. 72 00:04:49,855 --> 00:04:51,791 Dylan: So it was your run of the mill naked 73 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:52,658 in class dream. 74 00:04:53,158 --> 00:04:55,193 And I'm up next to give a presentation 75 00:04:55,327 --> 00:04:56,395 -On? 76 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,497 -The decline of the middle class, 77 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:03,903 -Paper straws and... British people? 78 00:05:04,036 --> 00:05:05,004 Weird. 79 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:07,340 And you said you were pregnant? -Yeah. 80 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:11,076 Yeah. I woke up to this horrible noise-- 81 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:12,444 [engine revs] 82 00:05:12,878 --> 00:05:13,512 Like that? 83 00:05:13,979 --> 00:05:15,848 Yeah, I think it's getting worse. 84 00:05:15,981 --> 00:05:18,217 Christian: Piece of shit, dude. Yeah. Will, how are we doing? 85 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,586 Uh, yeah. No, man. We're good. 86 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,722 Christian, you're good up there, right? You're juicing it, 87 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:23,622 like I said? 88 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:24,990 You keep saying that. You keep saying 89 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:26,058 fucking juice it. 90 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,159 What am I juicing exactly? 91 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:28,594 -The engine. Just like bop it. 92 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,295 Am I juicing it or bopping it? 93 00:05:30,429 --> 00:05:31,397 Those are separate things. 94 00:05:31,997 --> 00:05:33,499 Dude, I think you're feeling kind of aggro right now, 95 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:34,934 and I'm not really having it. 96 00:05:35,067 --> 00:05:36,301 You know, we're both doing our part here. 97 00:05:36,435 --> 00:05:37,537 I'm trying my best. 98 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,472 This is your car, why am I? Fine. 99 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:41,507 I'll bop it, all right? I'll bop it. 100 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,008 [pop music plays] [clank] 101 00:05:43,408 --> 00:05:44,844 Did it work? [hisses] 102 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,047 What do you think? -[laughs] 103 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:50,850 -Hey, yo, you're juiced. 104 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:54,453 -Uh, homies? Not to be whatever, but Max and Bryan 105 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:55,688 totally slept in. 106 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,456 Called them, like, six times, getting nothing. 107 00:05:57,889 --> 00:06:00,126 Dylan: Ruh-roh. Did you try checking their location? 108 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:02,161 -Sure. 109 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:05,030 Love the Pig-pen cosplay. -Hilarious. 110 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:07,300 Are you gonna help or just keep writing your dream journal? 111 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,034 Someone woke up on the wrong side 112 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:10,035 of the middle seat. 113 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:12,138 -Bit cranky, are we? -Shut up... 114 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,205 Neck pillow. 115 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:14,840 -Maxi? Dude, where are you guys? 116 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,375 We're like two hours outside the cabin. 117 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,011 [on phone] Wait the cabin, wait, what time is it? 118 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,012 Told ya. 119 00:06:20,445 --> 00:06:22,114 Oh shit, Bryan, we gotta go! 120 00:06:22,247 --> 00:06:23,783 Oh, shit. 121 00:06:23,916 --> 00:06:25,417 Oh, shit. 122 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:27,920 Well, they'll probably be here by the time we fix this. 123 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,056 -If we fix it. -Will. I mean, can't you call 124 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:31,156 Triple A? 125 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,691 -No, they blocked me ages ago. 126 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:34,226 -You got blocked by Triple A? 127 00:06:34,359 --> 00:06:35,294 That's kind of tight. 128 00:06:35,427 --> 00:06:36,328 -Oh my God. 129 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,396 First the car breaks down, 130 00:06:37,529 --> 00:06:39,898 then Max and Bryan sleep in. 131 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,634 I just want to have a nice little cabin adventure 132 00:06:41,767 --> 00:06:43,602 with the homies. Is that too much to ask for? 133 00:06:43,735 --> 00:06:45,371 Christian? My brother in Christ. 134 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,640 Just trust the process. -What process? 135 00:06:47,773 --> 00:06:49,441 Juicing it? [can rattles] 136 00:06:49,574 --> 00:06:51,110 [engine rumbles] 137 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,714 Juice. The juice! 138 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:55,882 Yeee. 139 00:06:56,982 --> 00:06:57,616 [slam] 140 00:06:58,016 --> 00:06:59,485 All right, homies, here's the plan. 141 00:06:59,618 --> 00:07:00,620 [fizz] 142 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:01,520 Bryan and Max are on their own, 143 00:07:01,653 --> 00:07:02,888 but if we power on 144 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:04,457 while the car is still juiced, 145 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,658 we might actually make it 146 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:07,559 before lunch. What do you say? 147 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,729 -Right after I smoke. -Whoo! 148 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:11,664 Wait for me. 149 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,834 Typical. 150 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,435 It's a miracle they let us graduate. 151 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:18,871 Yeah, 400,000 fucking dollars later. 152 00:07:19,004 --> 00:07:19,805 Yeah. Seriously. 153 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:23,275 Speaking of college, dude, I never got to say it, 154 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:24,676 but congrats on NYU. 155 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,445 Grad school! Are you excited? 156 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,580 Yeah. Thanks, man. I'm, uh, I'm stoked. 157 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:29,748 It'll be fun. 158 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:32,018 It seems like Dylan took the news well. 159 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:37,923 Yeah. No. Yeah, it's tough, but like you said, 160 00:07:38,056 --> 00:07:38,824 he took it well. 161 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:40,292 Right. It's just good that you told him 162 00:07:40,425 --> 00:07:41,327 before the trip. 163 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,428 Now we can just sit back, 164 00:07:42,561 --> 00:07:44,863 relax and rage, baby. Ha ha! 165 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,466 Yeah. No, it'll be a nice send off. 166 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,067 [mellow music plays] 167 00:07:49,201 --> 00:07:50,203 Shotgun. 168 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,943 This is gonna be the best trip ever. 169 00:09:19,792 --> 00:09:21,093 Will: Oh, Christian, is it that one? 170 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:22,761 Christian: No. Matt: Guys, please. 171 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,129 this is important. Will: It's that one, right? 172 00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:25,064 Christian: No. 173 00:09:25,197 --> 00:09:26,499 -Christian, is it that one? 174 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:27,466 -No. Ben: Is it the one 175 00:09:27,599 --> 00:09:29,134 made out of wood? 176 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,635 Matt: Guys, can I get back to what I was saying? 177 00:09:30,769 --> 00:09:32,271 All: No! -But here's the magic, 178 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,106 is that when you get ten of your friends to buy in, 179 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,041 you essentially get all the supplements for free. 180 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,009 Dylan: That's a pyramid scheme. You're in a pyramid scheme. 181 00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:39,945 -You just keep selling from the top to the bottom 182 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,213 like a pyramid. - No. 183 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,815 -Yeah. -No, no. You get-- 184 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:44,216 -That's what it is. -Definitely no. 185 00:09:44,349 --> 00:09:45,651 -That is the shape of a pyramid. 186 00:09:45,784 --> 00:09:46,786 Actually. -It's foolproof. 187 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,320 -We can make so much money. 188 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:49,521 Fuck, can you pass me that water bottle? 189 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:50,956 I really gotta piss. 190 00:09:51,089 --> 00:09:51,724 Christian: Matt, we are literally here. 191 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,125 -And? 192 00:09:53,258 --> 00:09:54,393 Christian, where's the bathroom? 193 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:56,528 Down the hall, to the right. Just be careful. 194 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:57,863 -Matt, you've got to get that checked out. 195 00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:59,265 I gave you my doctor's number. 196 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,167 Ben: Yeah, you take that many supplements, 197 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,501 that's that's on you. 198 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:06,739 Well, boys. Welcome to Paradise Ranch. 199 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:07,772 Christian, you were not kidding. 200 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,475 This is a... this is a cabin. -Right? 201 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:12,511 The craftsmanship on these timber frames 202 00:10:12,644 --> 00:10:13,612 is amazing. 203 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,481 Christian: Anyone see a... old piece of paper anywhere 204 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,217 that says, house rules on it. 205 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,953 Yeah. Is it just one that says house rules? 206 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:24,690 What are you doing? Stop! 207 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,860 It's been in my family for 75 fucking years, you idiot! 208 00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:29,461 God damn it! 209 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,696 -I just wanted to make origami. -Hey, no more rules. 210 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,966 Yeah, no more rules. 211 00:10:34,099 --> 00:10:35,034 Don't run with that. Don't-- 212 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:38,804 No, that's not what I meant. It was a joke. 213 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,241 That's a lost cause. -Feast your eyes. 214 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,144 The Tooley Valley. It's only 15 minutes away 215 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,712 from here. -Well. Let's go. 216 00:10:46,845 --> 00:10:48,180 You think the guys will be down? 217 00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:50,416 Ah, who needs them? Let's you and me go. 218 00:10:50,749 --> 00:10:51,684 Let's do it. 219 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,785 Will: Hey, Ben. 220 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,920 I'm gonna go find a walking stick. 221 00:10:55,053 --> 00:10:56,221 Can you grab me one? -Yeah. 222 00:10:56,354 --> 00:10:58,324 Thanks. What's up? 223 00:11:00,859 --> 00:11:02,061 Will? 224 00:11:03,528 --> 00:11:04,797 Will? 225 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:07,033 William? 226 00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,202 [door creaks] 227 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,338 -Make sure you light up. 228 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:20,379 [suspenseful drone] 229 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:23,782 [door creaks] 230 00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:26,318 Huh, really thought you would have been in here. 231 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:28,620 [laughs] 232 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:30,055 You happy? -I got you. 233 00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,490 -Yeah, you got me. -Yeah. 234 00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:32,691 Happy for you, man. -[laughs] 235 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,895 Will's high. That's no surprise. 236 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,931 [door creaks] 237 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:41,467 [phone beeps] 238 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:50,209 What's up Wicker Man? There's a lot of sticks. 239 00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:51,810 Yeah. 240 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,513 I don't know if any of these are quite right, though. 241 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,815 Not horrible. 242 00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:00,685 -It's about the man behind the stick. 243 00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:01,787 -Beautifully put. 244 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,723 You guys think if I, like, ironed it it would be okay? 245 00:12:04,856 --> 00:12:06,158 Like it's not noticeable, right? 246 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:07,827 -If you don't mind it being singed. 247 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,361 What's up with the service, by the way? 248 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,664 Oh, yeah. That is not existent up here. 249 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,967 By the way, you two are going to be in the back cabin... 250 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,503 -Hm, not bad. -...with Matt. 251 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:18,871 Dylan: Oh, no... 252 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:24,309 You see me standing over you, do not look me in the eyes. 253 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,045 I will wake up. It will not be good. 254 00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:28,080 Nice. 255 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,915 I'm gonna kill you. -I'm sorry. 256 00:12:30,048 --> 00:12:31,116 Well at least he already pooped. 257 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,384 It's the first of many. 258 00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:36,855 Matt: Sometimes they get violent too. I call them trauma dumps. 259 00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,124 Ben: Gross. 260 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,395 Dylan: Oh, retro. 261 00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:45,364 Oh, yeah. Kind of Lincoln Loggy. 262 00:12:45,497 --> 00:12:46,365 I call big bed. 263 00:12:47,832 --> 00:12:49,234 [squeaks] 264 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,103 Mm, it smells like Christian. 265 00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:52,604 -I wanted the big bed. 266 00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:56,842 -Want top bunk as consolation? -Do I? 267 00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,911 [creepy echoed laughter] 268 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,614 The top bunk has natural light, but, but the spiders. 269 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,082 I could fall off. But-- 270 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,919 But if I take the bottom, it might collapse on me. 271 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,820 And it's kind of dark at night, but, like, 272 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,924 it's like a little cave. It's kind of cozy. Oh, God. 273 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:13,759 Ah nah, nah, you can have it. 274 00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:14,860 Okay. 275 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:20,032 Oh, what do we have here? Hello, beautiful. 276 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,400 Oh, shit. This is an old Remington. 277 00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:23,468 This is sick. 278 00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:25,170 Dude, we should ask Christian about this. 279 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,274 -Just don't show Matt. -Good call. 280 00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:30,842 Mm, big bed. 281 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,744 Ben: You know, the Tooley Valley probably looks pretty 282 00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:34,279 at sunrise. 283 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,181 Was thinking maybe we could go tomorrow morning. 284 00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:37,249 Yeah I was thinking we could, like, take a picture and hang it 285 00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:38,250 in the room when we move in. 286 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,185 Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice. 287 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,587 [somber music plays] 288 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,357 Dylan, I was hoping we could talk, actually. 289 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:46,959 Christian: Hey, guys. 290 00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:51,796 [door creaks] Bella's here. 291 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,099 Oh, here's the entertainment. 292 00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:56,368 Hello. 293 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,438 Going buckwild down here at Vinny's Venison. 294 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:02,608 We got deer so good, it'll make you go crazy. 295 00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:06,312 Look, Ben, I'm a wendigo. I'm gonna eat your face. 296 00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:09,448 Anyone? Wendigo? 297 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,816 [jolly music plays] 298 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,919 Christian: Will, can you turn that off, please? 299 00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,688 Okay, guys, come over here. 300 00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,490 Feast your eyes. 301 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,925 Wow. 302 00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:22,027 Ben: This is-- Matt: Incredible. 303 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,830 -I was gonna say a lot. How much do we owe you? 304 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,865 Ah, it's my father's stash, so... 305 00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:28,166 his family doesn't come till spring. 306 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,435 -Nice. -Bunch of friends drinking 307 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,471 in the woods? I can get behind that. 308 00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:33,606 That's the spirit, homie. 309 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,040 -I'm way too high. -Okay. 310 00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:39,211 -To a week of trees, trees and more trees. 311 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,980 Our first annual Colorado adventure. 312 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:44,049 And to the new house. 313 00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:50,221 [vomits] 314 00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:52,124 I didn't want to drink that. It was kind of gross. 315 00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:53,525 -Oh, really? 316 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,060 I don't know why. I tasted dust in mine. 317 00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,629 [cymbal clangs] 318 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,370 [dance music plays] 319 00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,298 River feet, river feet, river feet. 320 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,833 River river river feet. 321 00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:36,368 River feet, river feet, river river river feet. 322 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,535 Oh fuck that. 323 00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:38,870 Fuck no. 324 00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:41,773 Come on, guys, we gotta do river balls next. 325 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,442 [dance music continues] 326 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,625 [growls] 327 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,174 [suspenseful music plays] 328 00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:34,226 [growls] 329 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,264 You're not gonna eat me, are you? 330 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,302 Oh shit, you're totally gonna eat me! Ah! 331 00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:46,472 [screams] 332 00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:52,343 [pages flicker] 333 00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:54,313 [chilled music plays] 334 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,150 [hiss] 335 00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,388 What are you looking at? 336 00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:05,057 The engine. 337 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:09,428 [sizzles] 338 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:11,830 Is that good? 339 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,767 I don't know, man. I guess so. 340 00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:18,570 Sweet. 341 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,207 -So you know how NYU has a really good grad program 342 00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,341 for writers? 343 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,043 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Didn't-- 344 00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,178 Didn't Claire Edwards go there? 345 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,313 She did, yeah. 346 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:31,282 Uh, I talked to her recently, actually. 347 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:36,388 -Oh. -No. No, not like that. 348 00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,625 No, I texted her because I, I applied. 349 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,059 Oh, really? Oh, dude. 350 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,428 That's awesome. Have you heard back yet? 351 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,731 I have, yeah. Um... 352 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,366 I got in. 353 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,602 [somber music plays] 354 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,939 Oh, New York, that's pretty far. 355 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,741 When do you start? 356 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:56,809 Two weeks. 357 00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,476 What? 358 00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:01,112 I leave for New York in two weeks. 359 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:06,185 Oh. What about the house? 360 00:18:07,785 --> 00:18:11,457 No, I mean, I am going to come and help you guys move in and... 361 00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:13,492 Say goodbye. 362 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,797 But hey, you'll still have Matt. 363 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,803 I mean, dude, why didn't you tell-- 364 00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:26,872 [gunshot] 365 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:30,742 Boys, we're going hunting. 366 00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:35,514 [bird crows] [splat] 367 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,750 The fuck? Y'all good or what? 368 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,886 [swing music plays] 369 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:47,626 Max: I spy with my little eye, 370 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,394 something green. 371 00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:50,962 -Is it that tree? -Yep. 372 00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,363 Yeah, it was the tree. Okay. 373 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:55,266 I spy with my little eye. 374 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,367 [party horn honk] 375 00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,203 I spy something yellow. 376 00:18:58,336 --> 00:18:59,638 -Lane divider? -Yes. 377 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,506 Um, okay. 378 00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:04,710 I spy something dark green. 379 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,111 Okay, Max, let's play another game. 380 00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:07,112 Yeah, sorry. 381 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,348 -How about we play 20 questions. -Oh, okay. Okay. 382 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,951 Um... Is it a person? -Kind of. 383 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,520 It's for a person. -Oh, okay. 384 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,456 -It's a gathering. -A gathering? 385 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,823 Oh, like an event? -Yes. 386 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,158 Just like an event. Yes. 387 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,226 Are there a lot of people at the event? 388 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,295 -Just the homies. -Oh okay. 389 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,665 It's an event with just the homies. 390 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:27,866 For one person. 391 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,068 Yes. And only that one person will be very, very happy. 392 00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:32,470 Oh, we love a happy homie. 393 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,641 -Oh, the happiest of homies. -Okay. 394 00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,210 [squeals] 395 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,713 Is it the fucking orgy, dude? Come on, we're not doing that. 396 00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:42,514 It's not the orgy. 397 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,584 You always bring it up every time we get high 398 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,753 or something, like you're gonna trick us into it. 399 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,054 It's fucked up, honestly. 400 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,822 Okay, for the record, I never said I wanted 401 00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:51,990 to have an orgy. 402 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,325 I just thought it would be interesting to see 403 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,893 how it changed our group dynamic. 404 00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:55,961 Oh, my God, it's always some 405 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,629 goddamn philosophy with you. 406 00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,362 What do you mean? 407 00:19:58,496 --> 00:19:59,464 I asked you this morning 408 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,765 if you could drive for, like, 409 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,800 two hours because I'm so deadly tired. 410 00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,337 And you said, Well, actually, I think it'd be interesting 411 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,904 to see how the sleep deprivation 412 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,206 plays out on the road. 413 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,574 Well does it not pique your curiosity? 414 00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:13,177 I am so tired, I cannot see. 415 00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:15,514 Ah! [tires squeal] 416 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:19,618 I gotta burp. 417 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,553 Okay. 418 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:23,888 [burps] 419 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:25,958 [swing music continues] 420 00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,460 [birds crow] 421 00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,797 Christian: And that's around the time my dad 422 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,532 started hanging out with his new family. 423 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,867 Ben: Dude, are you okay? Do you need to talk? 424 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,569 -Yeah, probably. 425 00:20:37,702 --> 00:20:40,472 Will: So are your neighbors like, chillers or what? 426 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:43,775 -It's off season, so no one's around for miles. 427 00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:46,011 Besides some groundskeeper my dad hired. 428 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,315 What about that guy? 429 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,052 [suspenseful drone] -Great. He's Blair Witching. 430 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,855 Hello? Mr. Willoughby? 431 00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,189 Is he okay? 432 00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:01,626 -Hey, sir. It's-- it's good to see you. 433 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:03,595 Did my dad say I was coming? 434 00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:06,098 Definitely salvia. 435 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,000 Christian: What the fuck? 436 00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,370 -Guess my dad isn't paying him either. 437 00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,540 [growls] 438 00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:19,878 [gun cocks] 439 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,814 Well, I guess we're turning back. 440 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,484 Nope. We're going hunting. 441 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:27,685 I'm in. 442 00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:31,389 It says no trespassing, like, a thousand times. 443 00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:33,258 This just seems a little sketchy. 444 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,961 I'll let you hold the gun, Matt. 445 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:37,596 I'm in. 446 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,133 [kisses] 447 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,669 Christian: Yo, less thinky, more killy. 448 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,037 Let's do this thing. 449 00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:48,507 Uh, yeah, whatever. Let's go. 450 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,376 [unsettling music plays] 451 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,318 -Watch where you guys are walking, by the way. 452 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,386 Snakes, land mines. 453 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,789 Matt: Wait, what? 454 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,859 [mimics gunshot] Matt: You're dead. 455 00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:11,229 Christian: Dude. What the fuck? -[laughs] Pew, you're dead. 456 00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:14,632 -Jesus, Matt, stop. You're acting like a psychopath. 457 00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:17,668 -Nah, I'm on that Red Dead Two shit. 458 00:22:17,802 --> 00:22:19,604 Dylan: Hey, Christian. Christian: Yeah? 459 00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:21,740 Did you know Ben wasn't moving in with us? 460 00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:25,710 Um... is that a bird? Look at that bird over there. 461 00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:27,979 That's weird. -Christian. 462 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,080 Yeah, we knew. 463 00:22:29,647 --> 00:22:30,882 Did everyone know? 464 00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:33,518 I don't know, man. 465 00:22:34,285 --> 00:22:35,286 Yeah, we just... 466 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,388 we didn't want to tell you because, you know, 467 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,422 you guys are, like, best friends. 468 00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:40,659 Seems like he should have told you. 469 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:41,560 Yeah. 470 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,562 Ben: Hey, guys. 471 00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:46,397 Yo, guys! Come here. 472 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,599 Oh! 473 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:52,637 They're dinner. 474 00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:55,607 Do we have to do this? 475 00:22:58,075 --> 00:23:03,982 Matt: All right, deer, say hello to your deer god. 476 00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,752 [suspenseful drone] 477 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,454 [growls] 478 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,257 [gunshot] 479 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,391 Fuck! 480 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,426 God damn it, Matt, you missed. 481 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,628 No, he didn't. 482 00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:19,530 Oh. 483 00:23:19,663 --> 00:23:21,500 [deer whines] 484 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:24,869 Oh my God! Oh. Matt! 485 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,771 Damn it, I told you east, not west. 486 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,474 I shot it east! -[Inaudible] fucking head, Matt! 487 00:23:29,607 --> 00:23:31,275 Really Christian? You think I can't see it? 488 00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:32,677 Just kill it, okay? 489 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,279 Kill it. Just shoot it. 490 00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,681 [deer whines] 491 00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:40,051 Ah! [gunshot] 492 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,253 -You missed again. -I don't know! 493 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,422 Give me the gun, give me the gun. 494 00:23:44,555 --> 00:23:46,558 [deer squeals] 495 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,626 [gunshot] [pages flicker] 496 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,495 [mysterious music plays] 497 00:23:53,464 --> 00:23:55,299 Dylan: Just give me the gun. 498 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,367 Will: Why? 499 00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:57,636 -You're high, Will. 500 00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:58,736 -Hi, Dylan. 501 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,071 -Why is this loaded? 502 00:24:00,471 --> 00:24:02,073 Christian: Wait one second. Wait, give me a second. 503 00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:04,009 Oh. Oh, God. 504 00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,444 It's all the bugs on me. All the bugs on me. 505 00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:07,779 Oh my God. 506 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:12,750 [suspenseful drone] 507 00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:16,221 Matt: So you're saying he sees in the body with creel? 508 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,856 Will: Yeah. Cannibals, man. 509 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,857 Christian: Honestly, sounds tasty. 510 00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:21,760 -I think I'd be the tastiest. 511 00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:25,230 You are incorrect. I eat the most beets. 512 00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:26,665 Therefore, I am the tastiest. 513 00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,267 -Why would eating beets make you tasty? 514 00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:34,839 I can't tell you, otherwise you'd be tasty. 515 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:37,508 When do Max and Bryan get here again? 516 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:38,543 Tomorrow morning. 517 00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:42,580 Not soon enough. -Hey, homunculus. 518 00:24:42,713 --> 00:24:44,782 How those steaks looking? 519 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:47,452 [chilled music plays] 520 00:24:47,585 --> 00:24:48,920 [sizzles] 521 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,896 Pretty good. Five more minutes. 522 00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,363 Will: So Ben, are you gonna be doing, like, 523 00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:03,168 more of a roommate situation or more of, like, bridge, 524 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:04,869 tunnel, kind of, like, life? 525 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,004 What is a bridge tent situa--? 526 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:07,639 I'm having-- I have a roommate. 527 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,107 I just haven't heard back from him yet, so. 528 00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:13,244 -Not a good sign, homie. -I mean. You know, 529 00:25:13,377 --> 00:25:14,912 I won't be spending much time with him anyway. 530 00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:19,117 I'll be going to class, hanging out, calling you guys. 531 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,186 Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be calling us Mr. City Boy. 532 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,154 You knew that, right? 533 00:25:23,287 --> 00:25:23,988 Matt: Wait, what? 534 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:25,957 -Yeah. Ben is a city boy. 535 00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:28,893 [chanting] Oh, city boy, 536 00:25:29,026 --> 00:25:34,565 city boy, city boy, city boy, city boy, city boy, 537 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,501 city boy. Matt: Hey, where are you going? 538 00:25:37,635 --> 00:25:40,504 Will: Oh, fuck me. I farkled. 539 00:25:40,638 --> 00:25:44,109 [door slams] Ben: Dylan. Dylan. 540 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,311 Come on, man, can you open up? 541 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:49,848 Can we just talk, okay? I didn't plan on any of this. 542 00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:52,250 I just applied on a whim, and I got in. 543 00:25:52,383 --> 00:25:55,386 I didn't think I would, okay? It just happened so fast. 544 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,555 Dylan: Well, you already have an apartment and a roommate 545 00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:58,590 set up. 546 00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,924 Yeah, okay, I know, 547 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,793 and can we just move past that 548 00:26:01,926 --> 00:26:04,362 and have a good time here, not let it ruin our trip? 549 00:26:04,895 --> 00:26:08,266 Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, all right? 550 00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:11,036 [door creaks] 551 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,738 It's not that you waited to tell me. 552 00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:16,107 It's not that you're moving to New York. 553 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,209 It's that you told every single person in there 554 00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:19,611 except for me. 555 00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:24,983 I'm your fucking best friend, man. I would have supported you. 556 00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:27,919 [door slams] 557 00:26:41,365 --> 00:26:43,034 [leaves rustle] 558 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,072 [suspenseful music plays] 559 00:26:48,572 --> 00:26:50,308 [leaves rustle] [growls] 560 00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,081 -Feel that, Matt? -Yeah. 561 00:26:57,415 --> 00:27:01,052 Of course. That means it was in pain when it died. 562 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:05,857 How does that make you feel? -I feel nothing. 563 00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:11,796 Whatever. Where's-- where's Dylan? 564 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:15,834 He's probably not joining. 565 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:20,104 Okay, before we dig in, let's give thanks for the reason 566 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:24,909 we're able to eat tonight. -Thank you deer. 567 00:27:25,576 --> 00:27:26,644 Thank you deer. 568 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,113 Let's dig in. 569 00:27:45,129 --> 00:27:49,334 This is pretty rare, right? -Yeah. Boo style. 570 00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:51,035 Right, yeah. 571 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,772 No, it's just it's-- it's raw. 572 00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:56,307 Yeah, boo style. 573 00:27:57,508 --> 00:27:59,310 [fake chuckles] 574 00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:01,679 Uh... you guys enjoy. 575 00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,314 More for the hungry homie. 576 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:07,251 Yes. I'm eating beans like rorshach. 577 00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:10,088 Will: That is so obscure. 578 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,392 [suspenseful drone] 579 00:28:15,826 --> 00:28:20,398 [squealching] 580 00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:39,718 [old pop music plays] 581 00:28:48,092 --> 00:28:49,193 Take it back. Freshman year. 582 00:28:49,693 --> 00:28:52,162 Matt: Freshman year? -You, me, neighbors in the dorm. 583 00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:55,834 You're like-- you're like shorter than me? 584 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,368 -Yeah. -No. You were like, here. 585 00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:59,504 -I was like-- -What happened? You got tall. 586 00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:03,374 I don't know, I-- I like food, I like food. 587 00:29:03,507 --> 00:29:05,910 -So you're a growing boy. -Growing boy. Big boy. 588 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,491 Christian: No. Come on, flip it, flip it, you fuck! 589 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,327 Come on, do it! Yes! 590 00:29:24,795 --> 00:29:26,964 Will: I wish we got the Van Nuys house for parties, 591 00:29:27,097 --> 00:29:28,733 but this house rules. -I think, straight up, 592 00:29:28,866 --> 00:29:30,368 [inaudible] 593 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:34,038 She's my little woo thing. -Ooh, Shorty got the fatty. 594 00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:35,739 Shorty got the fatty. 595 00:29:35,873 --> 00:29:37,508 Come on. Oh. They're gone. 596 00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:39,610 Will: City boy is zooted. 597 00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:40,644 [bellow] 598 00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:41,812 Matt: Did you guys hear that? 599 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,381 Someone's coming, Matt. 600 00:29:45,049 --> 00:29:46,350 Ben: Okay, it's definitely Max or Bryan. 601 00:29:46,483 --> 00:29:47,851 Will: Hey. Nah, it's running animals. 602 00:29:48,152 --> 00:29:50,188 -Okay. Would an animal make this sound? Awh! 603 00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:51,389 Christian: Take the hit bro. 604 00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,191 Will: Yeah, you sure this is it? 605 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,760 Wait, wait. No, I just heard it again. 606 00:29:56,193 --> 00:29:57,996 That was very close. Did you guys hear that? 607 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,830 Christian: Will can't hang. 608 00:30:00,197 --> 00:30:02,433 [camera beeps] Will: Oh, shit. You too. 609 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,170 Christian, are you good? [belches] 610 00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:08,206 Are you good? 611 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:09,774 Yeah, you're fine. [burps] 612 00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:10,908 -No one's gonna die. 613 00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:13,244 [old pop music plays] 614 00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:16,014 [growls] 615 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:26,858 [growling] 616 00:30:39,636 --> 00:30:41,005 [echoing] B-Bryan? 617 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,009 Really bad fucking best friend, man. 618 00:30:46,143 --> 00:30:47,344 I would have supported it. 619 00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:50,448 What were you waiting for, city boy? 620 00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:57,922 [snores] 621 00:30:58,056 --> 00:30:59,624 [toilet seat smacks] 622 00:31:06,597 --> 00:31:07,999 [growls] 623 00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:11,202 Guys? 624 00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:18,543 Matt? Will? 625 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:20,511 [glass smashes] Christian? 626 00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:22,113 [growls] 627 00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:23,614 Ah, yeah. That's you. 628 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:25,049 [vomits] 629 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,652 You're not still going are you? 630 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:30,988 [vomits] 631 00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:32,590 No. You're puking. Okay. 632 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,960 That's all right, man. Just let it out. 633 00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:38,129 It happens to everybody. 634 00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:42,901 [door creaks] 635 00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:50,275 Help me. Help me. 636 00:31:52,009 --> 00:31:53,611 Yeah, um... 637 00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:00,384 Just just stay here, okay man? You're gonna be all right. 638 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:03,488 I'm gonna go grab the guys, and then we'll uh... 639 00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:07,258 Get you some help. 640 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,261 [growls] Will? Will? 641 00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:13,330 Can you wake up, man? Christian's freaking out, okay? 642 00:32:13,697 --> 00:32:15,332 I don't know what's happening. He's-- 643 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:16,700 He's foaming at the mouth and shit. 644 00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:18,102 I don't know what's going on. 645 00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:19,570 Christian, just calm down man, all right? 646 00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:21,572 Just calm down, man. You're okay. 647 00:32:21,705 --> 00:32:24,976 Yeah, sit down. Let's just take it easy, okay? 648 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:28,846 [growls] [heavy electronic music plays] 649 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,380 Back up, okay? I'm gonna use this. 650 00:32:30,514 --> 00:32:32,783 Okay. Hey, Christian. -[growls] 651 00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:34,118 Get back! [smack] 652 00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:38,089 Shit! -[growls] 653 00:32:39,256 --> 00:32:40,491 Stop, stop! 654 00:32:42,893 --> 00:32:43,928 Stop, stop, Christian! 655 00:32:44,061 --> 00:32:46,164 Please, I don't want to do this. 656 00:32:47,664 --> 00:32:48,599 Stop! 657 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,469 [snarls] [smack] 658 00:32:57,007 --> 00:32:59,210 [clock ticks] 659 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:07,051 Will, is he...? 660 00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,186 Ben, what the fuck did you do? 661 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,687 I didn't mean to. Okay? 662 00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:13,624 I don't know why. He just came at me, all right? 663 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:14,625 I didn't mean to! 664 00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:17,295 So what, you killed him? 665 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,998 No, of course not. Look at his face. 666 00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:25,869 We need to get help or something. 667 00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:28,539 Yeah, who are we gonna call, okay? There's no service! 668 00:33:28,672 --> 00:33:31,141 What? There's no fucking service here. Look at him, man! 669 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:32,743 Maybe they can help somehow, I mean... 670 00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:34,177 [breathes heavily] 671 00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:36,313 I'll go to the neighbors. I'll see-- 672 00:33:36,446 --> 00:33:38,449 Maybe they have a phone. They could help-- something. 673 00:33:38,582 --> 00:33:40,017 Okay. Yeah. Let's go to the neighbor, all right? 674 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,252 No, I'm not fucking going with you. 675 00:33:41,385 --> 00:33:42,754 -Fuck you, I'm not staying here. 676 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,724 [suspenseful drone] 677 00:33:54,698 --> 00:33:56,667 [pages flicker] 678 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,403 [phone rings] 679 00:34:01,905 --> 00:34:03,307 [answering machine] Yo, it's Christian, 680 00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:05,610 if I'm not answering, I'm either really drunk 681 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:06,644 or really dead. 682 00:34:06,777 --> 00:34:07,745 [phone beeps] 683 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:08,813 Bryan: The store's closed. 684 00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:09,914 Dude, I got no Gs out here. 685 00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:10,947 I can't reach anyone. 686 00:34:11,448 --> 00:34:12,616 What do you think they're doing? 687 00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:15,820 What if they're setting up for the surprise party? 688 00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:19,056 For my birthday! In two months. That makes sense. 689 00:34:19,189 --> 00:34:20,324 Yeah. 690 00:34:20,457 --> 00:34:21,893 I'm just gonna go pee. 691 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:24,195 -I'll figure out the G situation. 692 00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:25,997 [car door closes] 693 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:27,865 Today was my birthday. 694 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:31,334 [Happy Birthday plays on piano] All my friends forget me. 695 00:34:31,468 --> 00:34:33,604 It's fucking cold outside. 696 00:34:35,038 --> 00:34:36,641 I just want to go pee. 697 00:34:39,276 --> 00:34:40,211 [fly unzips] 698 00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,580 [suspenseful drone] 699 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:44,282 [urinates] 700 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,163 [suspenseful music] 701 00:34:59,296 --> 00:35:01,199 [branch breaks] 702 00:35:11,408 --> 00:35:13,811 [goofy hip-hop music plays] 703 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,652 [urination continues] 704 00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:26,757 [fly zips] 705 00:35:32,863 --> 00:35:35,233 I'm so fucking high. 706 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,702 [roars] 707 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,308 Bryan whimpers. 708 00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:48,212 Max [singing]: Happy birthday to you! 709 00:35:48,345 --> 00:35:51,249 Oh my God, put your dick away! -Drive! 710 00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:52,783 -Okay, okay! -Drive! 711 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,319 -I'm going. -It saw my peen. 712 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,689 [spooky music plays] 713 00:35:58,822 --> 00:36:00,491 [footsteps] 714 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,236 You said Christian was foaming at the mouth? 715 00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:14,772 You saw the body. 716 00:36:30,554 --> 00:36:32,757 [Door opens and shuts] 717 00:36:35,258 --> 00:36:37,661 Hello? -No one here? 718 00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:41,832 Sorry to barge in so late. We just... really need help. 719 00:36:41,965 --> 00:36:45,436 -There was an accident. We need to get to a phone, please. 720 00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:49,540 Is anybody home? 721 00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:51,642 Guess not. 722 00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,918 Hello. Hello? 723 00:37:03,019 --> 00:37:03,954 [phone slams] 724 00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:05,556 Fucking dead. 725 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,359 [Fly buzzes] Ben, we gotta find a new phone. 726 00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,439 Oh, shit. -Fuck. 727 00:37:23,006 --> 00:37:26,477 -He's... yeah. -Uh, yeah, yeah. He's dead. 728 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,250 [suspenseful music builds] 729 00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:38,155 Don't eat the deer. [film tape flickers] 730 00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,291 -I don't know. It just doesn't make-- 731 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:41,692 it doesn't-- it doesn't make sense, right? 732 00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:43,560 I mean, Christian was a Bud Light legend. 733 00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,230 He's not a lightweight. He shouldn't die from drinking. 734 00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:47,164 Who knows? 735 00:37:47,297 --> 00:37:48,265 [lighter flicks] 736 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:51,101 I-I-I don't know, something's weird. 737 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,671 Yo. Crazy question. 738 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:57,041 You want to go check and see if he's got a big dick? 739 00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:02,613 Matt, you do realize our friend just died, right? 740 00:38:03,313 --> 00:38:04,715 Yeah. 741 00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:06,784 Rip. 742 00:38:11,855 --> 00:38:15,092 You know, I-I don't talk about this much, but, my week 743 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,695 with Christian in the Black Forest, that was, 744 00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:20,197 I don't know, something about it. It was really magical. 745 00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:23,366 [chuckles] That was the best weekend of my life. 746 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,636 [romantic music plays] 747 00:38:25,769 --> 00:38:29,373 [French narration] 748 00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,043 [laughing] 749 00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,553 What about our week at the Herpes Tree? 750 00:38:42,686 --> 00:38:45,188 Was that not the most magical week of your life? 751 00:38:45,322 --> 00:38:46,256 [bluegrass music plays] 752 00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:47,424 Matt: Isn't this great? 753 00:38:47,557 --> 00:38:48,425 Thanks for being little spoon, 754 00:38:48,558 --> 00:38:49,560 by the way. 755 00:38:49,693 --> 00:38:51,295 Sorry if you can feel that. 756 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,497 -Come on. I mean-- -That was just like, oh my God. 757 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:55,533 You know what? We had a great time at Arabis Tree. 758 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,301 It's just, you know-- -That experience right there. 759 00:38:57,434 --> 00:39:00,237 We talked about that experience for-for-for months after that. 760 00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:02,106 I dunno, it's hard to rank them. You know, it's just-- 761 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,307 See you're being weird about it. 762 00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:05,308 You're saying it's great, but is it not the best? 763 00:39:05,442 --> 00:39:06,443 I don't know. 764 00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:08,145 When you're going like house to house, 765 00:39:08,278 --> 00:39:09,679 bed to bed with a guy 766 00:39:09,813 --> 00:39:11,047 I don't know, You learn a lot about each other. 767 00:39:11,181 --> 00:39:12,616 It was just, I don't know. 768 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:13,617 I told you, hey-- -You know, I'm just gonna, like, 769 00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:14,685 try to chalk this all up 770 00:39:14,818 --> 00:39:15,786 to the fact that maybe he's dead 771 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,887 right now, and you're feeling 772 00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:17,988 some weird things. 773 00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:19,990 But that trip to Arabis Tree was fucking amazing. 774 00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,625 And, you know what? I-I think you're just jealous. 775 00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:24,427 Maybe I am, maybe I am. 776 00:39:24,561 --> 00:39:26,363 -Yeah. -Yeah. 777 00:39:26,496 --> 00:39:27,798 You're jealous. 778 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,134 [romantic music plays] 779 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,751 [kissing] [stomach rumbling] 780 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,287 -Ow ow ow ow! -Ow ow! 781 00:39:50,754 --> 00:39:51,622 -Fuck. -Okay. 782 00:39:51,755 --> 00:39:53,089 I gotta go. I'm sorry. 783 00:39:53,223 --> 00:39:54,925 Do we talk tomorrow? 784 00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:57,528 Fucking idiot. 785 00:39:59,129 --> 00:40:01,665 Grant: The deer, man. It's got to be the deer. 786 00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:02,800 [mysterious music plays] 787 00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:05,569 I was in the woods. I got attacked. 788 00:40:05,702 --> 00:40:08,072 Wait, by the deer? -No, no, no. 789 00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,640 By some crazy guy. 790 00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:13,243 He must have eaten the deer. It's got to be tainted. 791 00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,611 Like mad cow? 792 00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,713 Is that the one where the cows go mad? 793 00:40:17,247 --> 00:40:19,382 -Yeah. -Exactly. 794 00:40:19,749 --> 00:40:21,051 But you didn't eat it though, right? 795 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,219 No, no. 796 00:40:22,352 --> 00:40:23,520 -Crazy guy did bite me, though. 797 00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,056 -Oh, he bit you? -Oof. 798 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:27,724 -Yeah. -Is it bad? 799 00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:30,060 Um, you know, it's kind of hard to tell with the light. 800 00:40:30,193 --> 00:40:31,328 It's a minor flesh wound. 801 00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:32,463 Good. 802 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,565 Got a family reunion next week. 803 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,099 Did you eat the deer? 804 00:40:36,232 --> 00:40:37,334 No, no, I-- 805 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:39,536 Gotta look good for the pictures, you know? 806 00:40:39,669 --> 00:40:41,338 Well, I didn't. 807 00:40:41,471 --> 00:40:42,973 [lighter flicks] 808 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,675 Dylan: All right, so let me get this straight. 809 00:40:44,808 --> 00:40:48,211 Matt, Will and Christian did eat the deer. 810 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:49,813 Ben: Yeah. 811 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:50,848 [pukes] 812 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:52,883 [film tape flickers] 813 00:40:53,016 --> 00:40:54,485 [growls] [intense music plays] 814 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,454 -All right. How much did they have? 815 00:40:57,587 --> 00:40:59,690 -Uh...Like, a lot. 816 00:41:01,224 --> 00:41:02,626 [pukes and growls] 817 00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:08,899 [roars] 818 00:41:09,566 --> 00:41:10,367 Okay, great. 819 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:11,502 Yeah. That's great. 820 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:12,669 All right, so now Will and Matt 821 00:41:12,802 --> 00:41:13,603 are going to get sick. 822 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:14,704 And then what? 823 00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:16,206 We need to beat them to death? 824 00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:17,307 No don't need that, just calm down, all right? 825 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,408 Fucking calm down? 826 00:41:18,775 --> 00:41:19,943 How are you so calm right now, Ben? 827 00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:21,278 Remember when you killed Christian? 828 00:41:21,678 --> 00:41:22,646 -I had no choice, that wasn't Christian. 829 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:23,814 -That wasn't Christian? 830 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,115 What the fuck are you talking about? 831 00:41:25,248 --> 00:41:26,183 He was sick, okay? 832 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:28,118 if it wasn't Christian, what was it? 833 00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:29,519 That. -[growls] 834 00:41:29,652 --> 00:41:31,121 Agh, Dylan help! 835 00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:32,689 Okay, I see what you meant now. 836 00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,225 Okay, so help me. 837 00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:35,692 Uh, what do I do? What do I do? 838 00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:37,194 Damn it, Dylan, you don't talk to me all day 839 00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,362 and then shit hits the fan and you're on the side lines? 840 00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:42,332 What? I didn't talk to you all day because you led me on 841 00:41:42,465 --> 00:41:43,467 about the house. 842 00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:45,069 Yeah, cause I knew how you were gonna react. 843 00:41:45,469 --> 00:41:48,405 Well, I'm sorry that I don't want to be alone. 844 00:41:48,538 --> 00:41:49,740 Alone? 845 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:51,674 [thump] 846 00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:53,377 Dylan pass me the phone. 847 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:56,046 Come on, come on. [phone dings] 848 00:41:56,179 --> 00:41:57,014 Thanks 849 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,849 You were so excited about moving in together I... 850 00:42:00,216 --> 00:42:00,917 [squeals] 851 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,252 I didn't want to hurt you. 852 00:42:02,385 --> 00:42:03,353 [gargles] 853 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:04,521 [thud] I was-- 854 00:42:04,654 --> 00:42:05,388 [thud] doing the-- 855 00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:06,222 [thud] right-- 856 00:42:06,356 --> 00:42:07,224 [thud] thing. 857 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,793 [pants] 858 00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,700 I'm sorry. Fuck, I'm sorry. 859 00:42:18,635 --> 00:42:19,970 [distant growls] 860 00:42:21,404 --> 00:42:22,906 [hits on door] 861 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:25,075 [suspenseful music plays] 862 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,177 [growls] 863 00:42:38,454 --> 00:42:39,723 [can rattles] 864 00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:42,993 [growls] 865 00:42:43,393 --> 00:42:45,062 [intense music plays] 866 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:46,130 [thud] 867 00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:49,600 [floor creaks] [suspenseful drone] 868 00:42:50,633 --> 00:42:51,434 Shit. 869 00:42:51,568 --> 00:42:52,836 [roars] 870 00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:58,342 Go get to the garage, I'll hold him off. Go. 871 00:42:59,509 --> 00:43:00,778 [growls] 872 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:04,982 [music intensifies] 873 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:08,085 [thump] 874 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,322 [snarls] 875 00:43:12,456 --> 00:43:13,924 [thumps] 876 00:43:15,792 --> 00:43:18,095 [pants] Oh shit. 877 00:43:22,165 --> 00:43:24,334 Shit, now I killed someone. 878 00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:25,635 [pages flick] 879 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,771 [suspenseful music plays] 880 00:43:31,808 --> 00:43:33,777 [heavy breathing] 881 00:43:45,823 --> 00:43:49,760 Bryan: And it had this, like, thick, nasty fur. 882 00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:51,094 Max: Wow. 883 00:43:51,227 --> 00:43:53,563 -Glowing red eyes. -Oh, spooky. 884 00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:55,699 These big pointy teeth. 885 00:43:55,832 --> 00:43:57,767 Yeah, totally sounds like a fucking deer. 886 00:43:57,901 --> 00:44:00,570 Max, you don't understand. This deer is evil. 887 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:03,706 Oh, was there a big spooky thing outside in the woods? 888 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,175 I don't know, it's dark at night. 889 00:44:05,308 --> 00:44:08,812 I-- [sighs] I think we're both just tired. 890 00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:11,815 One of us more than the other. How about... 891 00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,117 [whispers] we go to sleep? 892 00:44:14,584 --> 00:44:15,719 It saw my penis. 893 00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:17,621 And what a wonderful penis it is. 894 00:44:17,754 --> 00:44:19,957 Also, please stop smoking this. 895 00:44:22,025 --> 00:44:24,762 Revenge porn? Who is naming this? 896 00:44:28,064 --> 00:44:29,999 You've clearly had a long day, bud, okay? 897 00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:32,836 Why don't you just relax and chill the fuck out? 898 00:44:32,969 --> 00:44:34,805 I'm going to go get my night serum. 899 00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:36,473 -Okay. Bye bye. 900 00:44:37,274 --> 00:44:39,743 Just gotta relax. [heavy metal plays] 901 00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:42,212 Just gotta chill the fuck out. 902 00:44:44,881 --> 00:44:46,383 [lighter flicks] 903 00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:01,732 [suspenseful music plays] 904 00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:04,968 Matt? Will? 905 00:45:11,641 --> 00:45:14,077 Dylan: Maybe they're playing hide and seek? 906 00:45:14,210 --> 00:45:15,378 I'm gonna go see if they're in the back. 907 00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:16,846 You wanna grab Will's car keys from upstairs, 908 00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,481 see if we can get out of here? 909 00:45:18,881 --> 00:45:20,117 Sounds good. 910 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,153 We're probably gonna die, huh? 911 00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:27,324 -Yeah. -Fair enough. 912 00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:38,102 [footsteps] 913 00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:44,475 [door creaks] 914 00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:52,916 [door creaks] 915 00:45:58,688 --> 00:46:00,891 [door creaks] 916 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:03,259 Will? 917 00:46:03,793 --> 00:46:05,229 [wind howls] 918 00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,332 Are ya in here? 919 00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:11,835 Matt? 920 00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:15,372 Feeling all right, man? 921 00:46:15,805 --> 00:46:18,074 If you're anywhere in this room, 922 00:46:18,975 --> 00:46:22,278 you can just stay wherever you are. 923 00:46:23,546 --> 00:46:25,415 Ben: Please be trauma dumping. [splashing sounds] 924 00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:28,184 I'm just going to get the keys, and Ben and I are going 925 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:29,986 to get the fuck out and... 926 00:46:30,486 --> 00:46:32,488 keep doing whatever it is you're doing. 927 00:46:33,489 --> 00:46:35,458 All right, it's got to be in here somewhere. 928 00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:36,526 [sizzles] 929 00:46:36,993 --> 00:46:38,394 Oh, my God, that's so much weed. 930 00:46:38,528 --> 00:46:39,930 [door slams open] 931 00:46:40,897 --> 00:46:42,800 [water runs] 932 00:46:48,171 --> 00:46:50,040 [breathes heavily] 933 00:46:59,015 --> 00:47:00,417 Oh, thank fucking God. 934 00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:02,586 [growls] 935 00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:04,955 Oh, hey Will. 936 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:07,958 What happened to your face, buddy? 937 00:47:08,925 --> 00:47:10,093 Are you feeling-- 938 00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:11,127 [snarls] 939 00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:13,363 Hey! 940 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,899 Look okay, we saw what happened with Christian. 941 00:47:16,032 --> 00:47:18,768 That doesn't need to happen here. 942 00:47:18,901 --> 00:47:19,869 I'm just gonna go. 943 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:20,970 I'm gonna go roll you a joint. 944 00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,004 I'm gonna go roll you a joint. 945 00:47:22,472 --> 00:47:23,873 I just need to get the rolling papers. 946 00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:24,941 [growls] 947 00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,576 So I'm gonna go do that. 948 00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:28,578 But I'll be right back. 949 00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:29,679 [snarls] 950 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,881 Agh, no! No! [intense music plays] 951 00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:33,550 [door rattles] 952 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,721 [flesh tears] 953 00:47:37,854 --> 00:47:39,022 [door slams] 954 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,993 [growls and bangs on door] 955 00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:45,863 Shit. 956 00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:50,200 [thud] 957 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:51,235 [glug] 958 00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:53,670 Dylan: Ah. Ow. 959 00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:56,439 I think Will had his tetanus shot. 960 00:47:56,572 --> 00:47:57,874 [breathes heavily] 961 00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:01,078 Well, I'm probably not going to make it to the Tooley Valley 962 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,512 this time, huh? 963 00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:05,582 [chuckles] Yeah, probably not. 964 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,918 [footsteps, growls] 965 00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:10,621 [suspenseful drone] 966 00:48:11,921 --> 00:48:13,023 [thud] 967 00:48:14,223 --> 00:48:15,858 [thud] [glass shatters] 968 00:48:16,259 --> 00:48:18,362 Shit. We gotta get a move on. 969 00:48:20,963 --> 00:48:21,898 Fuck. 970 00:48:22,398 --> 00:48:25,702 -So Will, was he... -Foaming at the mouth? 971 00:48:25,835 --> 00:48:26,702 Yeah. 972 00:48:26,836 --> 00:48:29,039 -Yeah. Sounds right. 973 00:48:29,172 --> 00:48:31,375 [growls continue] 974 00:48:33,776 --> 00:48:35,412 Any sign of Matt back there? 975 00:48:36,379 --> 00:48:39,582 No, but from the looks of it, he's probably turned, so... 976 00:48:40,216 --> 00:48:41,718 One more thing to worry about. 977 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:42,986 Shh, sh. 978 00:48:45,955 --> 00:48:47,057 What? 979 00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:49,225 It stopped. 980 00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:51,028 [glass shatters] [thud] 981 00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,699 [snarls] 982 00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:00,203 Did-did-did Will? 983 00:49:00,336 --> 00:49:01,904 Yeah he just-- he just jumped off the balcony. 984 00:49:02,038 --> 00:49:04,574 We should go. -Let's get the fuck out. 985 00:49:04,707 --> 00:49:06,243 [creepy drone] 986 00:49:10,947 --> 00:49:13,150 [spooky music plays] 987 00:49:26,596 --> 00:49:28,065 [growls] 988 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,035 [tense music plays] 989 00:49:32,536 --> 00:49:34,304 [door creaks] 990 00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:43,347 [engine rumbles] 991 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:46,215 Come on, come on. No no no no. 992 00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:47,951 Come on, come on, come on. [engine revs] 993 00:49:48,084 --> 00:49:49,786 -Oh, my fucking God! -Fuck! 994 00:49:50,453 --> 00:49:52,489 Shit. -Fucking Christ! Of course. 995 00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:53,657 [thud] 996 00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:56,726 Right, there's bear in the garage. 997 00:49:57,093 --> 00:49:58,594 Oh, God. Okay. 998 00:49:58,728 --> 00:50:00,497 And I have to go get it. 999 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:01,831 [sighs] Okay. 1000 00:50:02,365 --> 00:50:03,766 It's fine, it's fine. I'll just-- 1001 00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,135 Can I go grab that gun? 1002 00:50:05,602 --> 00:50:09,338 Um... Will's still out there. 1003 00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:12,442 I know but you're in the car though, so you can lock it. 1004 00:50:12,575 --> 00:50:13,776 You're-- you're right, you're right. 1005 00:50:14,544 --> 00:50:16,213 I'm just going to the garage. That's the only reason I ask. 1006 00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,180 -I'm a little scared. But this is for you, this is-- 1007 00:50:18,314 --> 00:50:19,249 You should take this. 1008 00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:21,051 Okay, so you can let go of the gun. 1009 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:23,820 Uh, yes. Yeah. Okay. 1010 00:50:23,953 --> 00:50:24,988 You'll be quick. 1011 00:50:25,121 --> 00:50:27,557 Yeah. Yes. 1012 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:28,625 Okay. You good? 1013 00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:29,659 Yeah. Yeah. 1014 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,260 [door creaks] I'm gonna go. 1015 00:50:31,394 --> 00:50:33,397 [heavy metal music plays] 1016 00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:38,602 [pop music plays] 1017 00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:42,105 Ugh. 1018 00:50:45,141 --> 00:50:46,476 [bellow] 1019 00:50:47,811 --> 00:50:49,446 [suspenseful drone] 1020 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,581 [growls] 1021 00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:55,152 [heavy footsteps] 1022 00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,000 [roars] 1023 00:51:10,133 --> 00:51:11,767 Not the zipper! 1024 00:51:11,901 --> 00:51:13,636 [intense music plays] 1025 00:51:13,769 --> 00:51:14,771 [zips] 1026 00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:17,073 [pants] [chuckles] 1027 00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:18,608 [unzips] 1028 00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:21,211 [suspenseful drone] 1029 00:51:22,045 --> 00:51:24,247 No, no, no. 1030 00:51:25,948 --> 00:51:27,016 [zips] 1031 00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:28,084 [unzips] 1032 00:51:28,217 --> 00:51:29,085 [zips] 1033 00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:29,953 [unzips] 1034 00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:30,820 [zips] 1035 00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:31,888 [unzips] 1036 00:51:32,021 --> 00:51:32,922 [zips] [unzips] 1037 00:51:33,055 --> 00:51:33,957 [zips] [unzips] 1038 00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,258 [zips] [unzips] 1039 00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:37,160 [zips] 1040 00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:38,795 [rips] 1041 00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:42,399 [growls] 1042 00:51:44,033 --> 00:51:45,234 [door shuts] 1043 00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:47,237 [heavy footsteps] 1044 00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,172 [sighs] 1045 00:51:50,506 --> 00:51:52,708 What are you looking at? -Ah! 1046 00:51:52,842 --> 00:51:54,177 [door creaks] 1047 00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:58,248 [suspenseful music plays] 1048 00:52:02,051 --> 00:52:04,121 [tv plays and fuzzes] 1049 00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:29,613 [buzzes] 1050 00:52:35,718 --> 00:52:37,754 Fun weekend at Christian's. 1051 00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:40,757 See the birds, look at the trees. 1052 00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:43,326 Fuck me. 1053 00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:53,135 [jolly music plays] 1054 00:52:53,869 --> 00:52:56,239 Stop stop stop stop. Come on, stop fish. 1055 00:52:56,372 --> 00:52:58,175 [suspenseful music intensifies] 1056 00:53:01,544 --> 00:53:05,548 Oh! What are you doing? -Shh! Max, the deer is back. 1057 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,450 -Oh, God. You smoked. -Shh! 1058 00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:11,187 It tried to open the tent. -Bryan, go to sleep. 1059 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,288 No, you don't understand. 1060 00:53:13,155 --> 00:53:14,657 The situation is one in which never seen before. 1061 00:53:14,790 --> 00:53:16,593 The situation is that you're always high. 1062 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,428 [bandage peels slimily] 1063 00:53:21,163 --> 00:53:22,465 Fuck. 1064 00:53:23,899 --> 00:53:25,868 Come on Ben, where the fuck are you? 1065 00:53:26,002 --> 00:53:27,404 [growls] 1066 00:53:28,370 --> 00:53:29,806 [heart beats] 1067 00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:36,579 -No, no, he has hooves. How could it open a zipper? 1068 00:53:36,712 --> 00:53:38,781 -Is this about your birthday? -What? 1069 00:53:38,914 --> 00:53:41,617 Oh my God, Bryan! At first I was sorry. 1070 00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:43,185 And now I am certainly not sorry. 1071 00:53:43,319 --> 00:53:45,021 You were losing your mind. 1072 00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:46,055 [rustle] 1073 00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:47,122 [suspenseful drone] 1074 00:53:47,256 --> 00:53:48,324 [heart beat speeds up] 1075 00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,526 No you're a real sick, twisted son of a bitch. 1076 00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:51,928 I forgot one little birthday. 1077 00:53:52,261 --> 00:53:53,897 I honestly don't want to be around for any birthday. 1078 00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:56,333 -[growls] -Bryan, what is that? 1079 00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:00,003 [Snarls] 1080 00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:01,404 [car alarm sounds] 1081 00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:05,742 [growls] 1082 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,911 [suspenseful music plays] 1083 00:54:09,111 --> 00:54:10,313 Shit. 1084 00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:14,684 [growls] 1085 00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:26,496 [jolly music plays] 1086 00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:30,800 Oh, Matt. 1087 00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:37,440 Hey, homie. 1088 00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:39,476 [roars] 1089 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:44,614 No, no! -It's a deer, evil deer! 1090 00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:45,715 [roars] 1091 00:54:45,848 --> 00:54:46,883 I told you, Max! 1092 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:50,786 I'm always right. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1093 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,721 [roars] 1094 00:54:51,855 --> 00:54:53,289 Oh, God. Jesus fucking Christ! 1095 00:54:53,423 --> 00:54:54,257 [snarls] 1096 00:54:54,757 --> 00:54:55,925 Can you just leave me the fuck alone 1097 00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:57,427 for one goddamn second? 1098 00:54:57,794 --> 00:55:00,964 Just give me this. Just fucking have a break. 1099 00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:03,232 [thump] 1100 00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:04,601 [roars] 1101 00:55:08,137 --> 00:55:11,106 Oh my God, I'm sick of all this fucking zombie shit. 1102 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,076 J-just stop, please. 1103 00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:16,112 I'll go get you some Tums. How about that? 1104 00:55:16,245 --> 00:55:17,446 Yes, it's good. 1105 00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:20,283 It's very good. Just stay there, please. 1106 00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:21,584 Just. [door clicks] 1107 00:55:21,718 --> 00:55:23,687 Oh my fuck! No, no! 1108 00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:31,360 Oh, what do you want from me? 1109 00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:32,661 [roars] 1110 00:55:33,128 --> 00:55:35,764 Oh, no! Ah! 1111 00:55:35,898 --> 00:55:36,733 Ahh! 1112 00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:37,700 Bryan! 1113 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:38,902 [growls] 1114 00:55:40,336 --> 00:55:41,204 Gotta go, gotta-- 1115 00:55:41,337 --> 00:55:42,104 [door slams] 1116 00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:44,007 Dylan! Dylan! 1117 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:45,341 [roars] 1118 00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:46,576 Help! [thud] 1119 00:55:48,411 --> 00:55:49,611 Oh, you found Matt. 1120 00:55:49,745 --> 00:55:51,146 [intense music plays] 1121 00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,482 [growls] 1122 00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:57,220 Ah! 1123 00:55:57,353 --> 00:55:58,521 [snarling] 1124 00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:02,926 [thud] 1125 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,428 [thud] 1126 00:56:07,797 --> 00:56:09,098 Ah! 1127 00:56:09,231 --> 00:56:10,100 [thud] 1128 00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:12,935 [growls] 1129 00:56:13,069 --> 00:56:14,069 Hi-ya! [thud] 1130 00:56:14,570 --> 00:56:16,071 Oh! Let's go! 1131 00:56:16,205 --> 00:56:17,073 [growls] 1132 00:56:22,278 --> 00:56:23,379 Dylan: Get away from me! 1133 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,749 [growls] Get away from me! Get away! 1134 00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:28,217 [squish] 1135 00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:29,719 [snarls] 1136 00:56:46,001 --> 00:56:47,203 Hey, homie. 1137 00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:48,671 [roars] 1138 00:56:51,373 --> 00:56:52,975 Sorry, Matt. 1139 00:56:53,108 --> 00:56:54,177 [footsteps] 1140 00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:59,916 No wait, I'm too high. -God damn it! 1141 00:57:00,049 --> 00:57:01,117 [thud] 1142 00:57:01,617 --> 00:57:02,719 [thud] 1143 00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:04,286 [in Dylan's head] It's all on you. 1144 00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,089 There's no one left. What are you gonna do? 1145 00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:08,558 Will you fight or will you perish like a dog? 1146 00:57:09,158 --> 00:57:10,593 [growls] 1147 00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:16,566 [in Dylan's head] You hear that? It's over. 1148 00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:20,603 Die like you've lived. A coward. 1149 00:57:21,971 --> 00:57:23,072 [snarls] 1150 00:57:28,044 --> 00:57:29,145 [squelch] 1151 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,547 [jolly music plays] 1152 00:57:36,585 --> 00:57:37,887 [thud] 1153 00:57:43,192 --> 00:57:44,194 [squelch] 1154 00:57:46,029 --> 00:57:47,497 [moans curiously] 1155 00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:58,508 [chews] 1156 00:58:00,943 --> 00:58:02,545 He's just like me. For real. 1157 00:58:02,678 --> 00:58:04,613 What is happening? 1158 00:58:04,747 --> 00:58:06,249 -Max? Don't you see? 1159 00:58:06,382 --> 00:58:09,985 You were right the whole time. The deer aren't evil. 1160 00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:13,022 They just like simple kush. Just like you and me. 1161 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,357 -Oh, God. -[laughs] 1162 00:58:14,757 --> 00:58:17,493 They're not that different from us, after all. 1163 00:58:17,893 --> 00:58:19,895 And they're kind of cute. 1164 00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,030 [vomits] 1165 00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,100 Okay that thing is fucked up, though. 1166 00:58:25,234 --> 00:58:28,070 Yeah, never mind. It's incredibly ill. 1167 00:58:28,204 --> 00:58:29,205 [chokes] 1168 00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:31,574 We should probably go. 1169 00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:33,276 Yeah, we should go. Let's go. 1170 00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:39,516 [groans confusedly] 1171 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,051 [door slams] 1172 00:58:43,285 --> 00:58:44,319 [sighing] 1173 00:58:44,653 --> 00:58:46,155 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry. 1174 00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:47,423 No. I'm sorry. 1175 00:58:47,924 --> 00:58:49,125 I shouldn't have made you drive for 19 hours straight. 1176 00:58:49,258 --> 00:58:50,760 Yeah, it's kind of fucked up, dude, 1177 00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,628 but I forgot your birthday. 1178 00:58:52,762 --> 00:58:53,963 That means a lot to you, man. 1179 00:58:54,096 --> 00:58:56,331 Yeah, I'm a pretty big birthday guy. 1180 00:58:56,799 --> 00:58:59,035 But we got this whole trip ahead of us. 1181 00:58:59,168 --> 00:59:01,370 Tomorrow morning we'll be at this beautiful cabin 1182 00:59:01,503 --> 00:59:05,007 in Colorado, with a ton of beer and our best friends 1183 00:59:05,141 --> 00:59:06,008 in the world. 1184 00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:08,210 You're right. All of our friends will be there. 1185 00:59:08,344 --> 00:59:10,279 We'll throw you a big birthday party, all right? 1186 00:59:10,413 --> 00:59:11,247 Really? 1187 00:59:11,714 --> 00:59:13,082 Christian'll bake you a big cake. 1188 00:59:13,215 --> 00:59:15,251 Matt's gonna give you a big hug. 1189 00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:17,387 Dylan'll sing, [shells clang] 1190 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,855 and Ben'll light the candles. [gun cocks] 1191 00:59:19,989 --> 00:59:20,956 Wow. 1192 00:59:21,456 --> 00:59:22,925 I love the homies. 1193 00:59:23,058 --> 00:59:24,894 Yeah. 1194 00:59:25,027 --> 00:59:26,262 Feel like we're forgetting someone. 1195 00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:28,932 No. 1196 00:59:29,765 --> 00:59:30,966 [door creaks] 1197 00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:33,636 [suspenseful drones] 1198 00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:43,812 [growl] 1199 00:59:44,513 --> 00:59:46,716 [intense music plays] 1200 00:59:57,693 --> 00:59:58,961 [trigger snaps] Homie? 1201 00:59:59,094 --> 01:00:00,129 [gunshot] 1202 01:00:02,631 --> 01:00:03,933 [thud] Holy shit. 1203 01:00:06,101 --> 01:00:10,340 What the fuck? Is that physically possible? 1204 01:00:12,641 --> 01:00:14,344 I guess we better go. 1205 01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:18,381 -Yeah, yeah, we should go. -Fuck. 1206 01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:21,617 Will. Yeah. 1207 01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:22,885 Will. 1208 01:00:23,018 --> 01:00:24,687 [laughs] -Will, he's awesome. 1209 01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:26,388 I always forget about Will. 1210 01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:28,390 [happy music plays] 1211 01:00:29,191 --> 01:00:31,060 Ben: Holy shit, what a fucking evening. 1212 01:00:31,193 --> 01:00:32,661 Hey, thank God you came in with the antlers. 1213 01:00:32,794 --> 01:00:33,762 That was choice. 1214 01:00:34,329 --> 01:00:36,499 Yeah. Dude, I just saw something sharp and pointy. 1215 01:00:36,632 --> 01:00:37,766 -And it paid off. 1216 01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,735 But yeah, no, so we left the garage, 1217 01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:40,703 and then what happened? 1218 01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:42,571 Yeah and then a wild fucking Will appeared. 1219 01:00:42,905 --> 01:00:44,239 Oh my God, right. He got fucking launched. 1220 01:00:44,373 --> 01:00:45,241 How far was that? 1221 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,743 You know, realistically, I would say ten feet, 1222 01:00:47,877 --> 01:00:49,578 but I think I'm gonna write down 100. 1223 01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:50,746 Hey, go for two. Why not? 1224 01:00:51,346 --> 01:00:52,781 You know what I totally forgot about what? 1225 01:00:52,915 --> 01:00:54,450 -What? -Max and Bryan. 1226 01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:56,218 I mean, those fucking bozos. What happened? 1227 01:00:56,351 --> 01:00:57,453 Oh my God. Yeah. 1228 01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,955 Wait, they-- they just never showed up, did they? 1229 01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:02,058 Yeah, I thought they were gonna, like, save the day or something. 1230 01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:03,692 Hey. You know, you could have them save us 1231 01:01:03,825 --> 01:01:04,760 in the screenplay. 1232 01:01:04,893 --> 01:01:05,862 Screenplay? 1233 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:06,895 Yeah. Dude. 1234 01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:09,798 Got an outline right here. You gotta write this at NYU. 1235 01:01:09,932 --> 01:01:11,233 Yeah, maybe a lot of therapy. 1236 01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:14,103 Could use a co-writer in the city, though. 1237 01:01:14,637 --> 01:01:15,904 -Moi? -Yeah. Come on. 1238 01:01:16,038 --> 01:01:16,972 You wanna be a city boy? 1239 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,841 Come on. [chants] City boy, city boy, 1240 01:01:18,974 --> 01:01:20,609 city boy. -Well, shit. I guess I'd better. 1241 01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:23,746 All my roommates are dead, right? 1242 01:01:23,879 --> 01:01:25,114 Yeah. [chuckles] 1243 01:01:32,755 --> 01:01:34,891 [spooky music plays] 1244 01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:41,464 No, but seriously, once this nightmare is over, 1245 01:01:41,597 --> 01:01:43,565 we'll get you patched up, fly you out first thing. 1246 01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:44,734 You can crash my couch. 1247 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:46,502 My bed. I'll take the couch. 1248 01:01:46,635 --> 01:01:47,569 Hey, uh... 1249 01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:49,171 -Yeah. -Ben. 1250 01:01:49,304 --> 01:01:50,672 No, and I know you're probably, like, allergic to, like, 1251 01:01:50,806 --> 01:01:51,808 everything in the city, so like... 1252 01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:53,910 [piercing drone] 1253 01:01:58,214 --> 01:01:59,315 [growls] 1254 01:02:01,483 --> 01:02:03,152 And we gotta hit up this mom and pop pizza shop 1255 01:02:03,285 --> 01:02:04,854 Christian told me about. It's a little hole in the wall. 1256 01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:06,589 And some bars. -Ben! 1257 01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:09,125 All: Ah! [thud] 1258 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:11,694 Fuck this guy. 1259 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:13,863 Where did he come from, dude, I thought you pushed him 1260 01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:15,431 down the stairs! 1261 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,833 [roars] 1262 01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:20,002 What do I do? 1263 01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:21,603 Quick! Use the wiper. 1264 01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:23,038 -What? -Use the wiper. 1265 01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:24,741 -Okay? -Just do it. 1266 01:02:26,675 --> 01:02:28,878 [wipers squeak] 1267 01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:31,147 [happy music plays] 1268 01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:34,217 Ah! 1269 01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,352 [glass cracks] Ben? 1270 01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:38,353 Ben? 1271 01:02:38,854 --> 01:02:40,122 -Dude, have you got your seatbelt on? 1272 01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:41,390 [seatbelt clicks] Always. 1273 01:02:41,957 --> 01:02:43,259 Okay great. Remember that movie I Love You, Man , 1274 01:02:43,392 --> 01:02:45,227 starring Paul Rudd and Jason Segel? 1275 01:02:45,728 --> 01:02:48,397 -Ben? -I love you, man! Ah! 1276 01:02:49,799 --> 01:02:51,400 [tires squeal] 1277 01:02:52,468 --> 01:02:53,436 [crash] 1278 01:02:57,606 --> 01:03:00,042 [car beeps] 1279 01:03:02,978 --> 01:03:04,813 [page turns] 1280 01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,949 [gasps] 1281 01:03:25,601 --> 01:03:28,371 [somber music plays] 1282 01:03:35,278 --> 01:03:37,280 [growls] 1283 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,531 [gargle] 1284 01:04:07,143 --> 01:04:08,978 [gunshot] 1285 01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:45,114 [somber music continues] 1286 01:05:07,903 --> 01:05:10,106 [heavy breathing] 1287 01:05:23,652 --> 01:05:29,025 [car honks] 1288 01:05:36,932 --> 01:05:41,203 Bryan: Yo! Hey Benny boy. Max: You look like shit. 1289 01:05:42,304 --> 01:05:44,006 Somebody die, or? [chuckles] 1290 01:05:44,473 --> 01:05:49,712 Bryan: So you had to kill-- Max: Will, Matt, Christian 1291 01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:51,580 and the neighbor? -And the hunter. 1292 01:05:51,713 --> 01:05:52,648 And the hunter. 1293 01:05:52,781 --> 01:05:53,615 -And the hunter. -Right. 1294 01:05:54,149 --> 01:05:56,051 Technically Dylan killed Matt, but yeah. 1295 01:05:56,184 --> 01:05:58,854 Oh, okay. So it's not all on you. 1296 01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:03,259 And Dylan at the Tooley Valley, you... 1297 01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,094 Yeah. Max: Oh, God. 1298 01:06:05,227 --> 01:06:08,331 Man, this doesn't feel real. -I'm sorry, man. 1299 01:06:09,831 --> 01:06:10,866 -Yeah, yeah. 1300 01:06:11,233 --> 01:06:13,135 Sorry, how far back did Will fly again? 1301 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:16,439 I don't know, it was inhuman. 1302 01:06:16,572 --> 01:06:20,242 And before you shot him, he said, Homie ? 1303 01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:22,478 Yeah, there's a good chance he was just really high, so... 1304 01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:25,848 How far is inhuman in feet? -Do you think Will 1305 01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:26,948 smoked all that weed? 1306 01:06:27,682 --> 01:06:30,219 Like, maybe we should go back to the cabin just to check? 1307 01:06:31,219 --> 01:06:32,354 Are you serious? 1308 01:06:32,754 --> 01:06:33,855 Oh, sorry. Yeah. 1309 01:06:33,989 --> 01:06:34,789 My bad. 1310 01:06:34,923 --> 01:06:36,592 Okay, cool. Thanks. 1311 01:06:36,725 --> 01:06:39,561 Should we head back to town? Maybe get some help? 1312 01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:41,030 Yeah, yeah, that's good. 1313 01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:45,668 Cool. -Cool. Yeah. 1314 01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:49,104 [indicator clicks] 1315 01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:51,006 [mellow music plays] 1316 01:06:51,373 --> 01:06:58,247 [sniffs] Dude. -Wait, something's wrong. 1317 01:07:01,983 --> 01:07:03,185 Guys. 1318 01:07:05,487 --> 01:07:06,689 Sorry, this song is not the vibe. 1319 01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:08,424 Let me put it on the melancholy mix. 1320 01:07:08,557 --> 01:07:10,459 Ooh, or the sad boy station. 1321 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,362 [songs cycle through] 1322 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,564 Hey, Max. -Yeah? 1323 01:07:15,697 --> 01:07:16,398 You got a request? 1324 01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:17,566 Oh, yeah. I have a song. 1325 01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:19,401 Can you play Shut the Fuck Up by Bryan, featuring Earth 1326 01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,370 and its entire population? 1327 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:23,972 That is so unnecessary, dude. 1328 01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:25,474 Come on. I'm trying to set a mood. 1329 01:07:25,607 --> 01:07:27,909 All of our friends just died. That's the mood. 1330 01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:28,910 Exactly. 1331 01:07:29,411 --> 01:07:30,679 More of a reason not to shit the bed on us. 1332 01:07:30,813 --> 01:07:32,080 Okay, that's insane. 1333 01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,849 I'm not insane. I let drama sit and stew. 1334 01:07:34,983 --> 01:07:37,753 I'm not an INFP or whatever Oscar Mayer wiener shit 1335 01:07:37,886 --> 01:07:38,754 you think I am! 1336 01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:40,956 -[laughs] It's Myers-Briggs. You're such an ENFP. 1337 01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:43,259 -Stop throwing letters at me. You know I'm dyslexic. 1338 01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:44,993 -Oh, I'm well aware of your condition. 1339 01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:46,695 -This is why. astrology is so much better. 1340 01:07:46,828 --> 01:07:48,597 It's signs and shapes. It's simple. 1341 01:07:48,730 --> 01:07:50,865 -You're simple. -You're a piece of shit. 1342 01:07:50,999 --> 01:07:53,268 -I'm a piece of shit? You're a piece of shit. 1343 01:07:53,401 --> 01:07:54,970 We need group therapy. 1344 01:07:55,104 --> 01:07:56,505 That's what the orgy could have been. 1345 01:07:56,638 --> 01:07:58,774 -So you admit it. You wanted an orgy? 1346 01:07:58,907 --> 01:08:00,242 -Oh, yeah. Sure. -Guys... 1347 01:08:00,376 --> 01:08:02,077 I mean, we're all a bit homiesexual. 1348 01:08:02,211 --> 01:08:03,445 -What the fuck? -Guys! 1349 01:08:03,578 --> 01:08:04,813 -I like-- -What? 1350 01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:06,482 Where'd you find this? 1351 01:08:06,615 --> 01:08:08,350 Oh, that's Vinny's dude. [laughs] 1352 01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:10,419 Yeah, I found that on Yelp. It's like a local meat spot 1353 01:08:10,552 --> 01:08:12,587 over here. It's organic and stuff. It's pretty good. 1354 01:08:12,721 --> 01:08:13,923 Did not sit well with Bryan, though. 1355 01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:15,957 -You said it was beyond me. I'm vegan. 1356 01:08:16,091 --> 01:08:17,359 Yeah, it's beyond all expectations. 1357 01:08:17,493 --> 01:08:18,660 That's the whole thing. 1358 01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:19,828 When did you eat it? 1359 01:08:19,961 --> 01:08:20,829 Bryan: Breakfast? 1360 01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:22,130 Yeah, Vinny's does breakfast now. 1361 01:08:22,564 --> 01:08:24,132 Oh, good for them. Well it's venison. 1362 01:08:24,265 --> 01:08:25,334 You ate venison. 1363 01:08:25,467 --> 01:08:26,868 -Oh. -Hm. 1364 01:08:27,836 --> 01:08:29,604 Do you know what venison is? -Meat? 1365 01:08:29,738 --> 01:08:32,441 -It's like Italian? -It's deer. 1366 01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:36,044 You ate deer? It's on the logo. 1367 01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:37,379 Oh. 1368 01:08:41,317 --> 01:08:43,519 [mellow music plays] 1369 01:08:51,793 --> 01:08:53,362 [growls] 1370 01:08:55,130 --> 01:08:57,333 [vomits] 1371 01:09:12,681 --> 01:09:13,682 Oh, deer. 1372 01:09:58,994 --> 01:10:00,829 Well, well, well. 1373 01:10:00,962 --> 01:10:04,599 What a tale we have unraveled here today. 1374 01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:09,204 One of adventure, lust and betrayal. 1375 01:10:09,771 --> 01:10:12,374 I do hope y'all learned something. 1376 01:10:12,507 --> 01:10:14,143 I know I sure didn't. 1377 01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:18,213 Until next time my flesh wearing friends, 1378 01:10:18,346 --> 01:10:20,015 always remember... 1379 01:10:20,816 --> 01:10:24,253 Don't eat the deer. Yee-haw! 1380 01:10:25,353 --> 01:10:27,556 [heavy electronic music plays] 1381 01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:48,677 ♪ Eat the meat, eat the meat, eat the meat, eat it, 1382 01:10:50,345 --> 01:10:53,549 ♪ Eat it, eat the deer, 1383 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,896 ♪ I shot it with a gun, venison, 1384 01:11:08,030 --> 01:11:12,133 ♪ Bet he run, away from there, I'm not scared, 1385 01:11:12,267 --> 01:11:15,003 ♪ I'm drinking a beer, and I'm eating this deer, 1386 01:11:15,136 --> 01:11:17,939 ♪ I shot it with a Remington shotgun 1387 01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:23,279 ♪ It was fun, then I eated at Vinny's Venison 1388 01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:28,917 ♪ Yeah I'm at Vinny's Venison 1389 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:37,559 ♪ Did he eat the meat? Did he eat the meat? 1390 01:11:37,693 --> 01:11:39,094 ♪ Did he eat the meat? 1391 01:11:39,228 --> 01:11:40,395 ♪ Did he eat the meat? 1392 01:11:40,529 --> 01:11:43,131 ♪ Did he eat the meat? 1393 01:11:43,264 --> 01:11:46,201 ♪ And I'm not the deer, I'm not even here, 1394 01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:49,805 ♪ I'm here de beer, Yeah, I cook it on the grill, 1395 01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:52,207 ♪ Phil, I've had my fill, I'm chilling with Will 1396 01:11:52,341 --> 01:11:54,576 ♪ I bet he wants to eat it boom style, 1397 01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:56,378 ♪ That's my friend, Christian. 1398 01:11:56,511 --> 01:11:57,979 ♪ That's my friend, Christian. 1399 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,684 ♪ Eat it. No no no. 1400 01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:06,321 ♪ Did he eat the meat? ♪ ♪ 1401 01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,691 [dramatic music plays] 1402 01:12:43,191 --> 01:12:46,961 Hey, folks, I'm going buck wild down here at Vinny's Venison! 1403 01:12:47,095 --> 01:12:49,798 We've got tasty deer, crazy deer, huge deer, 1404 01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:53,068 small, rare, well done, morning deer. 1405 01:12:53,201 --> 01:12:54,402 We should make pot legal. 1406 01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:56,938 Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer, deer. 1407 01:12:57,071 --> 01:12:59,641 Vinny's Venison deer is going to make you die. 1408 01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:02,477 I'd like you all to meet my beautiful boy, 1409 01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:04,112 Vinny Venison Junior. 1410 01:13:04,245 --> 01:13:06,848 Here he is, folks, fresh out of Harvard University. 1411 01:13:06,982 --> 01:13:10,953 I love you, Pa. Somehow I love killing deer even more. 1412 01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:14,489 So let's get together at Vinny's Venison 1413 01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:20,028 at Chain Zorro. Woo-hoo! [hums tune] 1414 01:13:20,161 --> 01:13:26,601 I'm Vinny Venison, and you are watching Boxfort TV. 1415 01:13:26,734 --> 01:13:28,937 [heavy electronic music plays] 1416 01:13:33,341 --> 01:13:34,510 Boxfort. 92688

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